“Don’t worry, I have a face, it’s just invisible.” Best defense.

@luvsformishika

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr lol

@heartless2528

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr lol

@imfrom4chan648

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr lol

@heartless2528

2 жыл бұрын

@@imfrom4chan648 ikr lol

@doomslayer8985

2 жыл бұрын

@@luvsformishika ikr lol

“I wanna go down in history.” “How?” “I’m gonna rob a bank” Task failed successfully

@littlesam6280

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus loves you all please repent

@t0b1os_wifeyxx

2 жыл бұрын

@@littlesam6280 What

@shinzo5744

2 жыл бұрын

Task isn't failed because he has now gone down in history

@eggman405

2 жыл бұрын

@@littlesam6280 Allah loves you

@eggman405

2 жыл бұрын

"With a lemon"

“Don’t worry, I have a face.” Teller: I can see that

@scottmantooth8785

Жыл бұрын

*no you can't you're lying because you don't want to be robbed*

@BrickyMPG

Жыл бұрын

police: why is this man so stupid

@Kuromi_-68t

Жыл бұрын

He actually thought his face would be invisible oh man

@Kuromi_-68t

Жыл бұрын

"I have a face it's just invisible?"

"If I can't see them, they also can't see me." "-closes eyes-"

@dhirenvairagade6547

Жыл бұрын

Where are you

@johnumukoro1244

Жыл бұрын

what?

@Imalwayswatching3

Жыл бұрын

​@@dhirenvairagade6547 Don't worry he has a body

@whi2gan

Жыл бұрын

This is what I was thinking ahaha

You just know in prison he is going to try to escape with his “invisible lemon juice”…

@lightdom8935

2 жыл бұрын

Bro imagine he becomes naked to get that extra "Invisibility"

@kingsley.

2 жыл бұрын

@@lightdom8935 ohno

@Emily-416

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sirjackal2002

2 жыл бұрын

@@Emily-416 shut up cnp

@ruthless_pony3800

2 жыл бұрын

Betcha his inmates squeezed their "invisible juice" all over his face later on

“If you’re ever gonna rob a bank, don’t do it like this guy” Actually please do. It’s great. He just did it wrong.

@monsieurnugai

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he didnt wear enough juice

@FlorianWendelborn

2 жыл бұрын

They only ever managed to catch ONE robber doing this! Really makes you think!

@lugoorstar

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he needed to not be under sunlight/heat so it didn't became visible again

@MrGodofcar

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlorianWendelborn lmao

@xanviix

2 жыл бұрын

Yeahh the lemon juice dried off that's why

“Drugs don’t affect my child..” The child:

@3VILSCORPIO

Жыл бұрын

He is not drunk or drugged

@ainahopeavendano9372

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

@Hussienberkznuts_420

Жыл бұрын

​@@3VILSCORPIO but he has the iq of one.

@3VILSCORPIO

Жыл бұрын

@@Hussienberkznuts_420 lol, you lucky I'm not in nerd mode or I'll give you a essay of comment...

@Hussienberkznuts_420

Жыл бұрын

@@3VILSCORPIO ok like I was even trying to say anything bad about anyone in this comment section.

I love when you said "keep in mind, this guy is 45 years old" I couldn't stop laughing

I can't imagine how he must feel knowing his level of incompetence is legendary enough to be on an academic article

@ds6872

2 жыл бұрын

He won't read it

@sweetcarbine

2 жыл бұрын

This effect is very common, our education system excels at it.

@38special00

2 жыл бұрын

Òoof

@cochiseseals

2 жыл бұрын

@@ds6872 yeah, he probably doesn't know Chinese "do it" (out of nowhere) sound effect*

@azzangoeting7691

2 жыл бұрын

he wouldnt understand

When life gives you lemons, rob a bank

@WonderHaha

2 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest quotes

@iycephoenixx4249

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, this needs to be the top comment

@Zycrian

2 жыл бұрын

I should print this on a t shirt

@rajudai26

2 жыл бұрын

@@WonderHaha LMAO

@shawnmartin6201

2 жыл бұрын

😂

“If your ever gonna rob a bank” WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN

@LamarINH

Жыл бұрын

It means if you’re going to rob a bank don’t do this lol

@dewaldsteyn1306

Жыл бұрын

I know. Kinda sus lol.

The way you so seriously said “But I wore the juice” 💀

"Ah shit man I messed up!" "Well it can't be that bad." * Gets used in an academic article as an example of incompetence Edit: I tried to make a joke and somehow started a conversation about god and homosexuality…?

@littlesam6280

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus loves you all please repent

@KillerofGods

2 жыл бұрын

I worked at a retail store before, this guy ain't even the most incompetent person I've met.

@mallowalt2240

2 жыл бұрын

@@littlesam6280 jesus does not love me =(

@littlesam6280

2 жыл бұрын

@@mallowalt2240 yes he does, even if you don’t believe in in, even if you don’t love him, he still loves you. Don’t believe the lie that he doesn’t love you, he died for you because he loves you,because he wants you to be saved

@mallowalt2240

2 жыл бұрын

@@littlesam6280 i am homosexual and have sinned plenty, unfortunately

Random guy: “Trust me I have a face” Teller: *what*

@stareater1870

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh, I'd hand over the money pretty damn quickly. It's at gun point, and that's such a bizarre sentence that it's almost scary and makes him seem insane.

@lukasprien4338

2 жыл бұрын

Uff

@MouthJaw

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dusknone

2 жыл бұрын

I have a face, unlike you - *bang*

@Lethallime1234

Жыл бұрын

What if he did it just to make us all laugh though?

"But I wore the juice🥺" -A man who thought lemon would make him invisible, Wheeler

The fact that he said "If you're ever gonna rob a bank" is hilarious 😂

"You doing some facial for acne?" "Nah, I'm gonna rob a bank".

@princessnikkifernandez3320

2 жыл бұрын

LMAAAAO 😂

@nyralovescookies1802

2 жыл бұрын

Pft-

@llamaliammm

2 жыл бұрын

I all seriousness tho lemon juice for skincare is a horrible choice and exacerbates acne and irritates skin so y'all go get actual pdts and don't organic ur way thru skincare

@ridamakki7151

2 жыл бұрын

Fellow humans, Don't ever think about robbing and stealing what you didn't work hard for as a goal. Money isn't everything. Well, someone might tell you, "Money buys happiness". But happiness isn't everything. There are many things in the small period we live on earth more than feeling happy and being famous and rich and satisfying our needs. We weren't born to live like animals do. Atleast, animals know why they were born and they pray to God everyday but we never understand it. They thank God for giving them life, and being themselves no matter how small or big they are. They thank God who gave them the instincts to know how to get food and get good sleep. What's worse, is that soo many humans don't even think where they got their food from or who even created their digestive system to help them get the nutrients they need THEY DON'T EVEN THINK HOW GOD GAVE THEM THE WELL-CREATED BODY THAT THEY WERE BORN WITH AND THEY DON'T QUESTION THEMSELVES WHY DO THEY EVEN LIVE. Listen, humans. Whoever is seeing this comment is really lucky, and they get a chance to open up to many things if they haven't yet. We humans were born to prove to God that humans will not be evil and bad like the Devil, Satan, whatever you english or western people call him. Unfortunately, more than half of the hundreds of billions of humans who were born, would prove the opposite. Do you think God will be happy for that? No. God doesn't like seeing a human who he gave the brain to think right, the heart to be kind and honest with people, and the strength he gets daily from the food he gives him and how he brings you back to life EVERY, SINGLE, DAY when you wake up from your half-dead form and he gives you another chance to be a good person, but then you don't. You dismiss and ignore every opportunity he gives to you and every good person. We humans are God's slaves. We are nothing but God made us something. God gave us the soul, mind and body and everything we need for our trial on earth. Follow your instincts, but don't follow your lusts. There is a difference. And when you do, do it the right way. God has sent many texts (which we call "Surah" s in Arabic, since the texts were in Arabic). Those many texts where combined all together in a book and it was called the Qur'an. The word Qur'an comes from the word "Qira'a" in Arabic, which in English means "Reading". Why? Because we were meant to read it and know what Almighty God says about us, how the world works, how humans should behave, and most importantly, he says how strong and how powerful he is and how it takes no effort from his greatness to do anything, literally anything. He can take your soul out of your body at this instant. He can bring the dead back to life. He can do miracles you wouldn't even possibly imagine. All the control of the earth and the skies and space is in his control, he does anything in a matter of parts of a millisecond. He is the great, powerful creator of this world, he created the good and the bad, he created the angels and the Devil, the planets and the galaxies, he created everything without effort. He wants to see how humans would behave under all the conditions and let them see the consequences of their actions. He says alll of that in the Qur'an which we humans received through the wisest, most honest, disciplined, and with the best mannered person to ever live, the Prophet Muhammad. Which he was a normal human, who lived with all those good traits until he reached the age of 40, when God chose him over all human beings, sent the angel "Jubra'il" to teach him God's wise words, eventhough he was illiterate, which means he couldn't read or write 1,400+ years ago, since he was poor and didn't get good learning when he was young. Despite of all that, God chose him because of his countless good traits and manners, the best to ever be. Then he memorized all of it, then and it was written in books and you find it very easily nowadays. Back to our topic, you should never think of being poor financially as bad luck. In fact, it's good luck because God is giving you a chance to prove yourself by testing your discipline, your endurance no matter what, your humbleness, and most importantly, your faith towards your Lord. That's not poor anymore. You are NOT poor if you prove to have all those good traits, and good manners. Because that's what counts in your life after death. None of the properties you have or the financial gains you make count when your dead anymore. It doesn't count for your children after they die either. Life is short, don't spend it trying to gain through financial gains and business and trading while you're not even thinking who is giving you the good luck to earn money, or who is giving you the good brain to think so that you would make money. Money is nothing but Earth's trash. It's what leads you to chasing dreams that don't even exist, and goals that don't even count. Get used to be poor. You are fine if you're not wealthy. And if it happens and you get rich and money starts coming towards you, don't forget to thank your God for it. It would've never happened if he didn't allow it to happen. God is the cause of everything. Follow the commands of your Lord and you shall be a good person. A good individual. Because after you die, you're no longer a social person who has friends and family and fame, you're all alone in your dark grave. Aren't you scared of being there after everything bad you have done in your life? Do you not expect how bad you will be treated after you treated your good fellow humans with those bad manners? And after you did not pray to your God a single time in your life with true fear and pure intentions? You will not like it down there. Thus, you should start working on it. Every day in your life counts. Every hour, every minute you spend on doing what God told you to do, it counts. It's what really leads you to where you would want to be after Doomsday. The judgement day. That day when God finally decides to bring all of his servants and worshipers, and also all those who didn't believe in his existence and his power, all of them shall be held accountable for every single good and bad thing they have done in their trial on earth. God knows it all. He never misses or forgets about something, and all the angels write it down. All of your organs would speak about how bad they were being treated and how you used to abuse the energy that God gave you, to do bad and prohibited things instead of doing what you should do to prevent being tortured in hell, with all the devils and bad people who used to do what shouldn't be done. But did you not wonder about how to know what should and what shouldn't be done? God told you everything in the Qur'an. That sacred holy book which humans got blessed with, and the guidance God gave us. Almighty God names himself Allah, which in Arabic means "The God", in which he describes how he is the only God and there is no god after him, that's why he is called "The God" preferred to be said as "Allah" in Arabic since the Qur'an was taught to humans in Arabic language, through the Prophet Muhammad, sallallahu 'alayhi wasallam (SAW), which in English means "May the peace and blessings of Allah be upon him" , because of what a miracle he was and how God chose him over all the humans to be the Prophet for which he revealed the Qur'an to the earthlings all together. Now you know who Allah is and who Muhammad is and what are the basic manners you should have as a human. Considering that you managed to read through all this and hopefully understood the basics, you're half a Muslim now. All you need to become a fully guided Muslim who fears God and knows the purpose of life, is just some time and commitment to really start putting precious effort that you will get all back in heaven, if you choose the right path. Start reading Qur'an and get away from friends who lead you to the wrong path, because after a while, you'll understand that they weren't really your friends. Instead, surround yourself by good people who have good manners and try to make more friends who are Muslims and seem to really be committed, in the end you will remember how good they were to be with and you'll wish you have followed this path years before. Afterall, you know what to do, and you have the choice to either treat your soul right and give it the best blessings through your good manners and actions, or follow your lusts and do what the Devil wants you to do and end up causing the weeping, painful physically and spiritually everlasting torment! You are gonna be guilty if you decide to disbelieve or dismiss this great opportunity to get under God's wing of love and mercy and be in the huge beautiful Paradise for the eternity. It's your choice. May Allah guide you to the right path🕊🤍 *Written by Rida Makki, an average 18 years old Muslim who loves God and wants peace to be upon the world, and wants you to do what's good for you and avoid what's bad, and live happily ever after all in Great Heavens! 💙✨

@nyralovescookies1802

2 жыл бұрын

@@ridamakki7151 wow nice essay hehehe

I was dead when he said “But I wore the juice” 😂 😂😂

@saad6025

2 жыл бұрын

RIP😔😔

@Whar9

2 жыл бұрын

@@CristianoRonaldo-vo6nj genius.

@ViciousPikachu

2 жыл бұрын

@@CristianoRonaldo-vo6nj he should be john cena

@bishhsasspusi2904

2 жыл бұрын

condolences

@pepsi_or_orange_juice

2 жыл бұрын

It's the perfect base for a "that's what she said" joke

“I have a face” “Yes you do” *Turns around and walks out*

"Remember, this guy is 45 years-old" I just lost it there- 🤣

Camera men in scripted pranks : *take some notes, take some notes !!*

@cyberg1bmgo274

2 жыл бұрын

*write that down, write that down!!!*

@seriesclips2750

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@ridamakki7151

2 жыл бұрын

Fellow humans, Don't ever think about robbing and stealing what you didn't work hard for as a goal. Money isn't everything. Well, someone might tell you, "Money buys happiness". But happiness isn't everything. There are many things in the small period we live on earth more than feeling happy and being famous and rich and satisfying our needs. We weren't born to live like animals do. Atleast, animals know why they were born and they pray to God everyday but we never understand it. They thank God for giving them life, and being themselves no matter how small or big they are. They thank God who gave them the instincts to know how to get food and get good sleep. What's worse, is that soo many humans don't even think where they got their food from or who even created their digestive system to help them get the nutrients they need THEY DON'T EVEN THINK HOW GOD GAVE THEM THE WELL-CREATED BODY THAT THEY WERE BORN WITH AND THEY DON'T QUESTION THEMSELVES WHY DO THEY EVEN LIVE. Listen, humans. Whoever is seeing this comment is really lucky, and they get a chance to open up to many things if they haven't yet. We humans were born to prove to God that humans will not be evil and bad like the Devil, Satan, whatever you english or western people call him. Unfortunately, more than half of the hundreds of billions of humans who were born, would prove the opposite. Do you think God will be happy for that? No. God doesn't like seeing a human who he gave the brain to think right, the heart to be kind and honest with people, and the strength he gets daily from the food he gives him and how he brings you back to life EVERY, SINGLE, DAY when you wake up from your half-dead form and he gives you another chance to be a good person, but then you don't. You dismiss and ignore every opportunity he gives to you and every good person. We humans are God's slaves. We are nothing but God made us something. God gave us the soul, mind and body and everything we need for our trial on earth. Follow your instincts, but don't follow your lusts. There is a difference. And when you do, do it the right way. God has sent many texts (which we call "Surah" s in Arabic, since the texts were in Arabic). Those many texts where combined all together in a book and it was called the Qur'an. The word Qur'an comes from the word "Qira'a" in Arabic, which in English means "Reading". Why? Because we were meant to read it and know what Almighty God says about us, how the world works, how humans should behave, and most importantly, he says how strong and how powerful he is and how it takes no effort from his greatness to do anything, literally anything. He can take your soul out of your body at this instant. He can bring the dead back to life. He can do miracles you wouldn't even possibly imagine. All the control of the earth and the skies and space is in his control, he does anything in a matter of parts of a millisecond. He is the great, powerful creator of this world, he created the good and the bad, he created the angels and the Devil, the planets and the galaxies, he created everything without effort. He wants to see how humans would behave under all the conditions and let them see the consequences of their actions. He says alll of that in the Qur'an which we humans received through the wisest, most honest, disciplined, and with the best mannered person to ever live, the Prophet Muhammad. Which he was a normal human, who lived with all those good traits until he reached the age of 40, when God chose him over all human beings, sent the angel "Jubra'il" to teach him God's wise words, eventhough he was illiterate, which means he couldn't read or write 1,400+ years ago, since he was poor and didn't get good learning when he was young. Despite of all that, God chose him because of his countless good traits and manners, the best to ever be. Then he memorized all of it, then and it was written in books and you find it very easily nowadays. Back to our topic, you should never think of being poor financially as bad luck. In fact, it's good luck because God is giving you a chance to prove yourself by testing your discipline, your endurance no matter what, your humbleness, and most importantly, your faith towards your Lord. That's not poor anymore. You are NOT poor if you prove to have all those good traits, and good manners. Because that's what counts in your life after death. None of the properties you have or the financial gains you make count when your dead anymore. It doesn't count for your children after they die either. Life is short, don't spend it trying to gain through financial gains and business and trading while you're not even thinking who is giving you the good luck to earn money, or who is giving you the good brain to think so that you would make money. Money is nothing but Earth's trash. It's what leads you to chasing dreams that don't even exist, and goals that don't even count. Get used to be poor. You are fine if you're not wealthy. And if it happens and you get rich and money starts coming towards you, don't forget to thank your God for it. It would've never happened if he didn't allow it to happen. God is the cause of everything. Follow the commands of your Lord and you shall be a good person. A good individual. Because after you die, you're no longer a social person who has friends and family and fame, you're all alone in your dark grave. Aren't you scared of being there after everything bad you have done in your life? Do you not expect how bad you will be treated after you treated your good fellow humans with those bad manners? And after you did not pray to your God a single time in your life with true fear and pure intentions? You will not like it down there. Thus, you should start working on it. Every day in your life counts. Every hour, every minute you spend on doing what God told you to do, it counts. It's what really leads you to where you would want to be after Doomsday. The judgement day. That day when God finally decides to bring all of his servants and worshipers, and also all those who didn't believe in his existence and his power, all of them shall be held accountable for every single good and bad thing they have done in their trial on earth. God knows it all. He never misses or forgets about something, and all the angels write it down. All of your organs would speak about how bad they were being treated and how you used to abuse the energy that God gave you, to do bad and prohibited things instead of doing what you should do to prevent being tortured in hell, with all the devils and bad people who used to do what shouldn't be done. But did you not wonder about how to know what should and what shouldn't be done? God told you everything in the Qur'an. That sacred holy book which humans got blessed with, and the guidance God gave us. Almighty God names himself Allah, which in Arabic means "The God", in which he describes how he is the only God and there is no god after him, that's why he is called "The God" preferred to be said as "Allah" in Arabic since the Qur'an was taught to humans in Arabic language, through the Prophet Muhammad, sallallahu 'alayhi wasallam (SAW), which in English means "May the peace and blessings of Allah be upon him" , because of what a miracle he was and how God chose him over all the humans to be the Prophet for which he revealed the Qur'an to the earthlings all together. Now you know who Allah is and who Muhammad is and what are the basic manners you should have as a human. Considering that you managed to read through all this and hopefully understood the basics, you're half a Muslim now. All you need to become a fully guided Muslim who fears God and knows the purpose of life, is just some time and commitment to really start putting precious effort that you will get all back in heaven, if you choose the right path. Start reading Qur'an and get away from friends who lead you to the wrong path, because after a while, you'll understand that they weren't really your friends. Instead, surround yourself by good people who have good manners and try to make more friends who are Muslims and seem to really be committed, in the end you will remember how good they were to be with and you'll wish you have followed this path years before. Afterall, you know what to do, and you have the choice to either treat your soul right and give it the best blessings through your good manners and actions, or follow your lusts and do what the Devil wants you to do and end up causing the weeping, painful physically and spiritually everlasting torment! You are gonna be guilty if you decide to disbelieve or dismiss this great opportunity to get under God's wing of love and mercy and be in the huge beautiful Paradise for the eternity. It's your choice. May Allah guide you to the right path🕊🤍 *Written by Rida Makki, an average 18 years old Muslim who loves God and wants peace to be upon the world, and wants you to do what's good for you and avoid what's bad, and live happily ever after all in Great Heavens! 💙✨

“If you’re going to rob a bank- don’t do it like this guy” Man, there go my plans 😔

@gloomy_gal

2 жыл бұрын

Then there'd be that one guy who squirts lemon juice in his eyes and says if I can't see you you can't see me

@edgardomendez1703

2 жыл бұрын

@@gloomy_gal yep 👍🏼

@VillagerManDude

2 жыл бұрын

@@gloomy_gal And that is still smarter than this guy

@gloomy_gal

2 жыл бұрын

@@VillagerManDude fr I don't think he understands invisible ink

@jadoon65

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah fucked already.

OMG thank you for the tip! This literally saved me cuz I was JUST about to do this

I thought my sister was dumb, but this is another level

thank god! he didn’t tried to do other things with this invisible ink 😶

@fjori_dema

2 жыл бұрын

Like rap...

@Whocky

2 жыл бұрын

@@fjori_dema I wonder what he'd rap abt

@danphilips7785

2 жыл бұрын

@@Whocky yea

@fjori_dema

2 жыл бұрын

@@Whocky probably your shity life

@parths1904

2 жыл бұрын

@@Whocky 😂

"if your ever going to rob a bank" wasn't planning to, but okay

@certified_nooberz

2 жыл бұрын

if you werent planning to rob a bank then you wouldn’t have commented, like the thousands of other people. what are your TRUE intentions, XxpluffxX??

@buraqtroll6669

2 жыл бұрын

@@certified_nooberz lmao wth 😂😂😂

@Lifeless_Asian

2 жыл бұрын

You're* Sorry for annoyance

@slashbows

2 жыл бұрын

That's what they all say

@trenski7073

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what the “if” is for

“If you’re ever gonna rob a bank…” The 1.2 million people who liked this video: yes I like rob banks

"if you ever want to rob a bank" man encouraging us to commit crimes lol

"If you're ever gonna rob a bank, don't do it like this guy." Ok, thanks for the advice!

@gattakasoha8188

2 жыл бұрын

Hold up

@crybaby_puppeteer

2 жыл бұрын

@@gattakasoha8188 -Wait a minute-

@GingerTheDesigner

2 жыл бұрын

@@crybaby_puppeteer something ain’t right :>

@WEBPMAFIAONYOUTUBE

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no, it's very right

@RobbieLugos

2 жыл бұрын

@@gattakasoha8188 There will be one.

“Don’t worry I have a face.” Teller: I too have face

@lunix9269

Жыл бұрын

Me too!! 😃

@hsw268

Жыл бұрын

Teller should have replied "but not a brain"

@HSS69420

Жыл бұрын

Same bro! *finger guns*

"If YoU aRe EvEr GoInG tO rOb A bAnK, dOn'T dO iT liKe THis "

thanks for the tip, will use a face mask next tme ! almost got caught yk 😅

Police: “You don’t know anything about the perpetrator?” Teller: “I don’t know, he smelled like lemons.”

@luismuller5693

2 жыл бұрын

No Reply ? Let me fix that

@army4ever117

2 жыл бұрын

Wth is a teller???

@TopHatLollipop

2 жыл бұрын

@@army4ever117 people who tell

@leanakateellis6478

2 жыл бұрын

@@army4ever117bank teller

@christiebreeechelon

2 жыл бұрын

@@army4ever117 I was a bank teller for a few years. They are the people that stand at the bank counters and cash your checks among other things.

“But I wore the juice🥺”

@muhammadnursultan9704

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@pelmeni_va

2 жыл бұрын

🥺🥺🥺

@dma968

2 жыл бұрын

i feel so bad for him lol

@CSDM15

2 жыл бұрын

“But I wore the juice” 🧃🥺

@clearpiss5441

2 жыл бұрын

so fucking sad

Thank you for the advice, COME ON BOYS TIME TO GO WE ONLY HAVE 10 MINS GO GO GO

"if there's a lemon, there's a way" -ong

"NO YOU GUYS ARE USING HACKS I WORE THE LEMON JUICE MY FACE IS INVISIBLE" - Wheeler, probably

@moldypickle6157

Жыл бұрын

It's not a video game tho so that doesnt that isn't funny

@goofyahhfrogge

Жыл бұрын

@@moldypickle6157 Have you ever heard of the word sarcasm

@Saul_Soto82

Жыл бұрын

@@moldypickle6157 cry about it

@moldypickle6157

Жыл бұрын

@@Saul_Soto82 why are you being so mean

@shadowstorm7548

Жыл бұрын

@@moldypickle6157 cope and ratio

'Ahh yes now where is my lemon juice? Okay now I am invisible man "😶

@ItsDoZy

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@sm64_wing_cap25

2 жыл бұрын

Origin story

@matthiaseriklutge8652

2 жыл бұрын

You wont find it, it's invisible

@walaaismail1499

2 жыл бұрын

@JustAMemerCat I didn't even try to make you laugh, I didn't even know I would get that many likes. Personally I don't think the comment is even funny-

@quit3551

2 жыл бұрын

Now you're John Cena

“If you’re ever gonna rob a bank don’t do it like this guy” Why would we tho?

Bro thinks he is john cena!

The bank teller should've said "Wait where are you?" I guarantee his reaction would've been priceless lmao

@38special00

2 жыл бұрын

I shit my pants with laughter

@yousseflataoui1583

2 жыл бұрын

The bank teller wouldn’t have known about what he was doing only he knew that he was wearing lemon juice and thought it made him invisible

@TheGamingFishkiller

2 жыл бұрын

@@yousseflataoui1583 true, but now the joke's ruined.

@tls7642

2 жыл бұрын

@@38special00 that's why I wear diapers!!😀

@enkininhursag4728

2 жыл бұрын

《 Third Temple 》   When you respect Moïse laws   Bible = Torah                                - LUC XV - Please read those _very short_  Torah text ESAÏE 42 + 49 Isaïe 52 Jésus-Christ only is our Lord and he saved US ont the CROSS  for YOUR sins and Mines too btw ! he came to me, he saved me, heal me, restaured me... for me , even if iam nothing ! HE JUST LOVES US SO MUCH THAT 3:16 HE SEND US HIS SON BIBLE = TORAH = KASHER "Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child ." BOSS TALKED TO US SO MANY TIME BY EVENTS / SPOKE / PROPHETS

"but i wore the juice😫" THAT GOT ME😹

@RandomGamer-

Жыл бұрын

lol same

@alephzero1984

Жыл бұрын

@@RandomGamer- ratio + nobody asked + this is u 🤓🤓🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

@theonewhoasked4808

Жыл бұрын

@@alephzero1984 I asked

@kartoffelsuppe8515

Жыл бұрын

Ratio

@alephzero1984

Жыл бұрын

@I asked You also are here

Ty u i need it

Why would I

“But I wore the juice” is proof that bro was setup by someone he trusted 😂😂😂

@triumphackwerh1610

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

As a guy whose entire personality is doubting himself, I cannot imagine being overconfident in doing a job I have little experience in, when I've been an artist for over half a decade and still think I am not good enough.

@irrespondible

2 жыл бұрын

You haven't been on the internet long enough.

@vi0let831

2 жыл бұрын

Same :(

@shahidchaudhary52

2 жыл бұрын

It's OK to doubt yourself, everyone does

@jayhockley8841

2 жыл бұрын

You ARE good enough . You've come this far in Life You still have a long way to go .

@S_W_

2 жыл бұрын

5 years isn’t all that long dude

Police: Ur under arrest Him: But i wore the juice 🥺👉👈

Dude sounds mentally handicapped.

I feel like even if his face was invisible, he would still be identifiable because he’s the only person in town without a face.

@gachx_hope

2 жыл бұрын

He would probably wash it off tho

@AceDeclan

2 жыл бұрын

How did 24 other people find this comment good 😂. It’s literally the DUMBEST comment. Even dumber than the lemon guy…. Ironic.

@bakersmileyface

2 жыл бұрын

@@gachx_hope Would that make his sink invisible?

@adriantheherooftime7581

2 жыл бұрын

The no face community has been trying to get him back!

@danielyuan9862

Жыл бұрын

@@bakersmileyface oh no, you're right!

I love how he didn’t double check in the mirror before the robbing the bank

@The-AlgoRhythmic

2 жыл бұрын

He probably did and thought ah yea sure only I can see me😂😂

@nqrtzy8765

2 жыл бұрын

nor did he test it with any other person. like if your face was invisible, wouldn’t people on the street would be giving you shocked looks and freaking out when they see you walk by

@eraygurbuz8144

2 жыл бұрын

He wouldn't have seen himself

@alexnehme826

2 жыл бұрын

This guy is the dumbest man to ever exist😂

@emasters8619

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. But, really, I think he just wanted to be in prison.

"If u rob a bank dont do it like this guy" Me:WHY WOULD WE EVER ROB A BANK THATS ILLEGAL

Bluds the type of guy to diss track a remote because he did not know how to use it

In Germany, someone ones didn‘t want to reveal his voice while robbing a bank, so he wrote down on a paper „Give me the money“ He walked into the bank, gave the banker the paper and pointed the gun at him. He took the money and left without taking the paper with, And later he remembered that this paper was an old letter for him with his name and adress, and after a half hour he got arrested

@131raghav

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@nathanielhayden5919

2 жыл бұрын

If nothing else it would be DNA evidence right? Yikes

@asnalem4391

2 жыл бұрын

@@nathanielhayden5919 Dna?? maybe his prints but you don't really get your dna on something just by touching it

@scientistmilorad9735

2 жыл бұрын

@@asnalem4391 I approve it.

@WiggyWamWam

2 жыл бұрын

@@asnalem4391 It’s not unheard of to get DNA on the things around you, but it’d be hard to prove it was the robbers and not someone else who happened to be around

Everyone: “OMG HE SO STUPID!” Me: “If you’re ever gonna rob a bank…”

@kieronfennell7409

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr I was thinking about that🤣

@chbhavyasriivthb-4139

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@tracelink4696

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@user-vm7iv4rt7k

2 жыл бұрын

this gonna blow up

@VA4RBLX

2 жыл бұрын

It did lol

Bro is blinder than Adrien agresete

Step 1 Don’t even think about robbing a bank

A great example of the saying that starts with the line: "When life throws you lemons..."

@samuelstuff4557

2 жыл бұрын

…”wear the juice”

@aslofiasitcanget2945

2 жыл бұрын

@@samuelstuff4557 while robbing a bank

@justhowoftendoyousleep

2 жыл бұрын

@@aslofiasitcanget2945 and get arrested hours later

@enjei8903

2 жыл бұрын

@@justhowoftendoyousleep and get famous to be the dumbest robber

@justhowoftendoyousleep

2 жыл бұрын

@@enjei8903 and make someone made a video about it

I like how he said “if you were ever to rob a bank” like there’s just robbers scrolling through looking for robbing hacks

@marcelinonoord185

Жыл бұрын

Here i am

@symix.

Жыл бұрын

This is 2022, it would be foolish to think robbers arent people like you are. Are you scrolling through looking for any hacks? I just scroll to waste time/entertainment.

@eliasvonbrille

Жыл бұрын

The average 2017 measured across over 100 country's was 107 robberies per 100000 people. This Video has A LOT more than 100000 Views so I am certain there are at least a few hundred robbers here who watched the Video and probably quite a few in the comment section as well.

@biassedfiber1497

Жыл бұрын

That’s me :)

@miraclep5087

Жыл бұрын

Right? Haha.. *_(shaking nervously)_*

“if your ever gonna rob a bank” i hope your not serious… right??…. RIGHT???

Let me guess, florida man?

Him: "If you're ever gonna rob a bank then don't do it like this guy." Me: Ahhh Thank you sir. You saved me. I was about to rob a bank applying lemon juice over my entire body.

@annafebland4460

2 жыл бұрын

He only put it on his face, not his body. I think you’re good

@rajat_sekhar

2 жыл бұрын

@@annafebland4460 Whatever!

@cgc1581

2 жыл бұрын

Lemon slices for an invisible suit? Ahhhhh yes

@TheCatWrangler

2 жыл бұрын

Make sure to get naked first lol. It doesn't work if you put it on your clothes lol. Better be naked 😂

@johncarlo2807

2 жыл бұрын

@@annafebland4460 bruh the reason why he said "body" is to over exaggerate his sarcasm which makes it funbier

"but I wore the juice" That's probably the best quote, just imagine trying to spy on someone, They catch you, and you respond "but I wore the juice" Edit: hi, :)

@littlesam6280

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus loves you all please repent

@gajabdaddy1908

2 жыл бұрын

@@littlesam6280 Ok little sam, now go off to sleep..

@Tim56723

2 жыл бұрын

@@gajabdaddy1908 no need to be rude he is doing the right thing and you should listen to him

@fripppels9860

2 жыл бұрын

Uzi has all the juice in this world 🌎

@bubonicplauge2619

2 жыл бұрын

@@fripppels9860 ?

I'm so glad this ain't about me

The second I saw the image I knew who the dude was, cause I read the book

"If you ever gonna rob a bank"

@Banana_boat

2 жыл бұрын

Not the first time I've been taught how to rob a bank.

@supershenron4688

2 жыл бұрын

@VanillaIceCream 😂😂😂

@ranadheerkishorechada

2 жыл бұрын

I wont do also

@ThatOneWhoNeverGetsTopComment

2 жыл бұрын

Dude how these guys get verified

@nonsuspiciouscolour

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThatOneWhoNeverGetsTopComment they buy the account. They are bots

Reminds me of SpongeBob with the invisible spray. "Now be careful with that stuff boys, it stains clothes!"

" But I wear the juice " 😂

What's next, using a get out of jail free card to avoid being arrested?

“If you ever decide to rob a bank” welp there goes my evening plans

@lilsneazy2k

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@basic_braceletss

2 жыл бұрын

yeah kinda weird it’s like he’s almost encouraging it lol 😂

@GreedyDrunk92

2 жыл бұрын

How did it go?

@pinksquishmallow3224

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreedyDrunk92 VERY NICE LOL. nah jk

@GreedyDrunk92

2 жыл бұрын

@@pinksquishmallow3224 you did NOT use the invisible ink, did you?

Him: “If you ever want to rob a bank…” Me: “Hmmmm interesting”

@mnlight8308

Жыл бұрын

oop-

Bro didn’t get a degree, he got a Fahrenheit

Seriously?! Someone was this dense? Wow!

_(Imagine in "Oil floats on Water" Template)_ "Lemon makes ink invisible" "Step 1. Cover yourself in lemon juice" "Step 2. Rob a bank" "Step 3. Get in a case study for incompetence"

@jonathansp1340

2 жыл бұрын

What

@bibhuchhetri5421

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathansp1340 it's a reference to a meme called "cover yourself in oil" . Oil floats on water so if you dip yourself in oil and wait for it to rain , you can fly because of your oily body. As this case with lemon making you invisible is exactly as stupid as this meme is.

@matcha6710

2 жыл бұрын

The Lemon Bank Incident

@clearestseb

2 жыл бұрын

I forgot this meme existed lol

@rl936

2 жыл бұрын

Genuine troll logic

"Dang! Maybe I should've drank the juice instead!" - McArthur Wheeler

@SwapnilPanganti

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@jesuslovesyou8833

2 жыл бұрын

Forgot to take his invisible potion

the dunning kruger effect can also be described by a low-iq person being so confident in their belief that they think it is a fact

But at least he finally got treatment for his meth addiction.

"don't worry I have a face, it's just invisible" "Bro you dcking tripping or what?" *Gunshots*

"I have a face!" I can see that. "... well fuck, you're not supposed to"

It's lucky for police that there are dumb criminals, or those lazy cops wouldn't catch many. The police in the UK don't even bother to investigate a burglary or 90% or rapes etc.. Police are a bunch of, work shy, egotists, who only catch crooks if they get lucky that the criminal spelled it out for them in some way.

I am not gonna rob a bank and it was USELESS

"If you are ever gonna Rob a bank then don't Rob a bank like this man did." " Yeah nice advice bro. "

@ThePaperBag

Жыл бұрын

IKR

But your “Honour when Jerry wore it he was invisible and Tom wasn’t able to see him “😂😂😂

This funny

This funnt

"If you're gonna rob a bank, don't do it like this man did." Aw man, now I can't rob the bank with lemon juice. 🍋

@uncreativeusername8744

2 жыл бұрын

You can just wear a mask

@hritviknijhawan1737

2 жыл бұрын

@@uncreativeusername8744 you realise this was something called a joke...?

@pixxL_

2 жыл бұрын

@@hritviknijhawan1737 you realize that anyone who probably isn't joking wouldn’t offer suggestions on robbing a bank..?

@ridamakki7151

2 жыл бұрын

Fellow humans, don't ever think about robbing and stealing what you didn't work hard for as a goal. Money isn't everything. Well, someone might tell you, "Money buys happiness". But happiness isn't everything. There are many things in the small period we live on earth more than feeling happy and being famous and rich and satisfying our needs. We weren't born to live like animals do. Atleast, animals know why they were born and they pray to God everyday but we never understand it. They thank God for giving them life, and being themselves no matter how small or big they are. They thank God who gave them the instincts to know how to get food and get good sleep. What's worse, is that soo many humans don't even think where they got their food from or who even created their digestive system to help them get the nutrients they need THEY DON'T EVEN THINK HOW GOD GAVE THEM THE WELL-CREATED BODY THAT THEY WERE BORN WITH AND THEY DON'T QUESTION THEMSELVES WHY DO THEY EVEN LIVE. Listen, humans. Whoever is seeing this comment is really lucky, and they get a chance to open up to many things if they haven't yet. We humans were born to prove to God that humans will not be evil and bad like the Devil, Satan, whatever you english or western people call him. Unfortunately, more than half of the hundreds of billions of humans who were born, would prove the opposite. Do you think God will be happy for that? No. God doesn't like seeing a human who he gave the brain to think right, the heart to be kind and honest with people, and the strength he gets daily from the food he gives him and how he brings you back to life EVERY, SINGLE, DAY when you wake up from your half-dead form and he gives you another chance to be a good person, but then you don't. You dismiss and ignore every opportunity he gives to you and every good person. We humans are God's slaves. We are nothing but God made us something. God gave us the soul, mind and body and everything we need for our trial on earth. Follow your instincts, but don't follow your lusts. There is a difference. And when you do, do it the right way. God has sent many texts (which we call "Surah" s in Arabic, since the texts were in Arabic). Those many texts where combined all together in a book and it was called the Qur'an. The word Qur'an comes from the word "Qira'a" in Arabic, which in English means "Reading". Why? Because we were meant to read it and know what Almighty God says about us, how the world works, how humans should behave, and most importantly, he says how strong and how powerful he is and how it takes no effort from his greatness to do anything, literally anything. He can take your soul out of your body at this instant. He can bring the dead back to life. He can do miracles you wouldn't even possibly imagine. All the control of the earth and the skies and space is in his control, he does anything in a matter of parts of a millisecond. He is the great, powerful creator of this world, he created the good and the bad, he created the angels and the Devil, the planets and the galaxies, he created everything without effort. He wants to see how humans would behave under all the conditions and let them see the consequences of their actions. He says alll of that in the Qur'an which we humans received through the wisest, most honest, disciplined, and with the best mannered person to ever live, the Prophet Muhammad. Which he was a normal human, who lived with all those good traits until he reached the age of 40, when God chose him over all human beings, sent the angel "Jubra'il" to teach him God's wise words, eventhough he was illiterate, which means he couldn't read or write 1,400+ years ago, since he was poor and didn't get good learning when he was young. Despite of all that, God chose him because of his countless good traits and manners, the best to ever be. Then he memorized all of it. You should never think of being poor financially as bad luck. In fact, it's good luck because God is giving you a chance to prove yourself by testing your discipline, your endurance no matter what, your humbleness, and most importantly, your faith towards your Lord. That's not poor anymore. You are NOT poor if you prove to have all those good traits, and good manners. Because that's what counts in your life after death. None of the properties you have or the financial gains you make count when your dead anymore. It doesn't count for your children after they die either. Life is short, don't spend it trying to gain through financial gains and business and trading while you're not even thinking who is giving you the good luck to earn money, or who is giving you the good brain to think so that you would make money. Money is nothing but Earth's trash. It's what leads you to chasing dreams that don't even exist, and goals that don't even count. Get used to be poor. You are fine if you're not wealthy. And if it happens and you get rich and money starts coming towards you, don't forget to thank your God for it. It would've never happened if he didn't allow it to happen. God is the cause of everything. Follow the commands of your Lord and you shall be a good person. A good individual. Because after you die, you're no longer a social person who has friends and family and fame, you're all alone in your dark grave. Aren't you scared of being there after everything bad you have done in your life? Do you not expect how bad you will be treated after you treated your good fellow humans with those bad manners? And after you did not pray to your God a single time in your life with true fear and pure intentions? You will not like it down there. Thus, you should start working on it. Every day in your life counts. Every hour, every minute you spend on doing what God told you to do, it counts. It's what really leads you to where you would want to be after Doomsday. The judgement day. That day when God finally decides to bring all of his servants and worshipers, and also all those who didn't believe in his existence and his power, all of them shall be held accountable for every single good and bad thing they have done in their trial on earth. God knows it all. He never misses or forgets about something, and all the angels write it down. All of your organs would speak about how bad they were being treated and how you used to abuse the energy that God gave you, to do bad and prohibited things instead of doing what you should do to prevent being tortured in hell, with all the devils and bad people who used to do what shouldn't be done. But did you not wonder about how to know what should and what shouldn't be done? God told you everything in the Qur'an. That sacred holy book which humans got blessed with, and the guidance God gave us. Almighty God names himself Allah, which in Arabic means "The God", in which he describes how he is the only God and there is no god after him, that's why he is called "The God" preferred to be said as "Allah" in Arabic since the Qur'an was taught to humans in Arabic language, through the Prophet Muhammad, sallallahu 'alayhi wasallam (SAW), which in English means "May the peace and blessings of Allah be upon him" , because of what a miracle he was and how God chose him over all the humans to be the Prophet for which he revealed the Qur'an to the earthlings all together. Now you know who Allah is and who Muhammad is and what are the basic manners you should have as a human. Considering that you managed to read through all this and hopefully understood the basics, you're half a Muslim. All you need to become a fully guided Muslim who fears God and knows the purpose of life, is just some time and commitment to really start putting precious effort that you will get all back in heaven, if you choose the right path. Afterall, you know what to do, and you have the choice to either treat your soul right and give it the best blessings through your good manners and actions, or follow your lusts and do what the Devil wants you to do and end up causing the weeping, painful physically and spiritually everlasting torment! You are gonna be guilty if you decide to disbelieve or dismiss this great opportunity to get under God's wing of love and mercy and be in the huge beautiful Paradise for the eternity. It's your choice. May Allah guide you to the right path 🕊🤍

@pixxL_

2 жыл бұрын

@@ridamakki7151 legit wrote an entire essay

"People with low ability over estimate themselves. " that sounds like our whole government.

@Gumyum

2 жыл бұрын

He had a genius idea to wear lemon juice

@lisaboolee

2 жыл бұрын

👏🙌🤪🤣

@scotch7731

2 жыл бұрын

Damn bro that was profound, pretty sure they’ve done more than you’ll ever do tho

@shadetreemech290

2 жыл бұрын

@@scotch7731 Done more harm? Yeah probably.

@scotch7731

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadetreemech290 done more harm how?

Omg 😂😂😂😂 you can't make this stuff up

K thanks, this will make my “job” easier, gonna use LIMES instead see ya.

@mypersonalaccount4934

2 жыл бұрын

See ya but ya can't SEE ME 😂😂

When he said “he sighed in disbelief” is like the same thing when I use the correct formula for a math problem and still didn’t get the correct formula

@KB-bh9hp

2 жыл бұрын

I had to deal with some fucking bs once where my exam was electronically submitted, but it wasn't multiple - choice. Rather, it required you to submit your answer in a text entry box. My answer was something like 6.78, with no intrusions on if the teacher wanted our answers rounded or not. It was like no, 6.78 is wrong, it's actually 6.8. Was so mad lol.

@boopjackrex7598

2 жыл бұрын

@@KB-bh9hp if it doesn’t specify to round or not it’s best to round to the nearest tenth anyway

@KB-bh9hp

2 жыл бұрын

@@boopjackrex7598 Except when I rounded on the next question, the answer wasn't rounded. Yes, it was absurd.

@KB-bh9hp

2 жыл бұрын

@@boopjackrex7598 Would have appealed it, but this was merely a weekly quiz that was only worth like 10 points out of over a thousand points.

@boopjackrex7598

2 жыл бұрын

@@KB-bh9hp somehow this makes me think you go to school in the USA

Maybe if he looked in the mirror before robbing the bank he would see

the dining cougar effect explains Trump's timing office

“If you’re ever gonna rob a bank, don’t do it like this guy” Is this the lemon juice guy “Not wearing a mask, and instead using lemon juice” Yep.

"When life gives you lemons go invisible and rob a bank" - probably this guy 😂😂

@redbloodbluemoon1423

2 жыл бұрын

Not probably. But definitely this guy.

@hell4891

2 жыл бұрын

Pad your chest!

@basic_braceletss

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHHAH😂

@smilemorecutie288

2 жыл бұрын

@@hell4891 *w h a t ? ? ?*

@Vaders_WorkShop

2 жыл бұрын

When life gives you lemons freeze them then throw them at the people who annoy you the most

That's what you got when you take chemistry class so serious

Lol

“If your gonna rob a bank don’t be like this guy” Oh yea sure I was just gonna rob a bank tomorrow

@bread2512

2 жыл бұрын

Wait that tomorrow is now today rn-

@zunaid6421

2 жыл бұрын

Wait! Can share the money

@demetrius8686

2 жыл бұрын

🤨📸

@phoenixgamer0761

2 жыл бұрын

I had Rob the bank 5 times

@v0id14

2 жыл бұрын

Fr? Me too

"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence." - Charles Bukowski

@thomasmogensen1

2 жыл бұрын

Ain't that the truth, right there..

@therealkoolaidandkale

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasmogensen1 I felt this in my SOUL when I came across it. Sooo true. 😩

@thehacksbusterz202

Жыл бұрын

Even without this video this quote is 💯 right!

@thesecretlibrary890

Жыл бұрын

Well yeah but too much negative thinking and self-doubt leaves you lethargic and idle.

This is called pure fucking STUPIDITY. He was DEFINITELY dropped multiple times as a kid

😂😂😂😂😂😂

“If ur ever gonna rob a bank, dont do it like this guy” or just dont rob a bank at all 🤷‍♂️

@somerandominternetuser5730

2 жыл бұрын

Now where's the fun in that

@bp1359

2 жыл бұрын

@@somerandominternetuser5730 Rob a bank...shit yourself in public! You do both these things and you can say that you have truly lived! 😄

@iamthepersonwhoasked5639

2 жыл бұрын

Nah am gonna rob

@lexicalmaster5871

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamthepersonwhoasked5639 wtff

@manuelbonelli3690

2 жыл бұрын

I mean... yeah...but humanitarian needs more stories likes this one so... It's a joke obviously.......sort of...