I love how this guy dresses up and has a seemingly formal discussion yet says the most outlandish things

@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828

2 жыл бұрын

yea that's his type of humor. explaining it really make it funny.

@AlexandrBorschchev

Жыл бұрын

an intellectual who grew up with memes

@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038

Жыл бұрын

The misused food term noodle and the big terms love and flames and guy cannot be misused by hum’ns in yt names or names or comments, and must be changed / edited out - it is beyond disrespectful to noodles / food when ppl misuse such terms in the yt name etc! And, the intro is beyond cringeeh and untrue, and I am the only Alpha / Queen etc and the only attractive being, and love is only meant for me and only exists for me the only lovable being, and the misused big terms alpha and men and attracted must be edited out, and wom’n cannot have men or man in it, and Norwegian & Swedish are one of the prettiest languages ever, while the ones on the list aren’t are pretty or cool language! Finnish is not a difficult language at all, and about half of the Finnish words are a pretty word - I would only learn the pretty words in Finnish / Estonian!

I think "But the Indians never woke up" is my favorite line.

@narendramodisane-diott7403

2 жыл бұрын

As an Indian, I'd recommend avoiding Indian languages, especially South Indian languages just for your hobbies. Unless you really need it, or if you really can handle the toughness, you have been warned.

@anaghshetty

2 жыл бұрын

sed☹️

@spiritofecstasy1517

2 жыл бұрын

@@narendramodisane-diott7403 being a South Indian, I can sense how tough our langauges are XDXD

@iiMochqx

Жыл бұрын

@@spiritofecstasy1517 tamil is easy if u grew up with it! but the writing is something else..

@thesagarmahapatra

Жыл бұрын

@@spiritofecstasy1517 Honestly most Dravidian languages are nearly impossible to learn for a Northie, let alone a European/American. And this is coming from a Pentalingual person that knows a little Kannada.

Nobody dropped in a Georgian suggestion? I heard it's quite difficult especially the Atlantan dialect.

@firdaus99031

2 жыл бұрын

hahah i thought georgia the country

@heathc148

2 жыл бұрын

@@firdaus99031 me too!!!! I was so supised!

@saorelba

2 жыл бұрын

Really? I’m from Georgia and I would say the Atlantan dialect is the easiest. The Golden Isles dialect though…

@rear5118

2 жыл бұрын

Georgian? You want this man dead?? What I've read about this language still haunts me at night, I don't think a non native speaker has enoug time in his live to learn it

@nalat1suket4nk0

2 жыл бұрын

But georgian the country is acrually hard

5:55 your accent is IMPECCABLE

I was sceptical about finnish but ngl I'm kinda excited!!

There is a difficult language to learn called "python" it takes brain power to learn it.

@nako7569

2 жыл бұрын

And shit ton of libraries

@mrk3357

2 жыл бұрын

Did you know that people who speak python can do math problems fast It has something to with the numbers or somethin

@nineteenfortyeight6762

2 жыл бұрын

Difficult?

@qbedo

2 жыл бұрын

@@nineteenfortyeight6762 yes. Not many snakes speak American so it is hard to find partners to practice with 🙁

@martimneves4935

Жыл бұрын

it seems like you've never coded in C or some kind of low level programming language (languages that are close to what machine code aka binary looks like) lmao

Omg as finnish this makes me so happy!!! but I'm scared how many will prevail when you guys actually start to learn it 😆 thanks for spitting truths about our neighbours as well ❤🙏

@nako7569

2 жыл бұрын

Join discord or oof.

@Rodious

2 жыл бұрын

Не понял

@idk5598

Жыл бұрын

moi mita kuuluu

@osheridan

Жыл бұрын

Legend has it LanguageSimp never mentioned Finnish again 😔

@FrozenMermaid666

Жыл бұрын

The food term almond and the word min cannot be misused by hum’ns in yt names or names, and must be changed / edited out - it is beyond disrespectful to almonds / food when ppl misuse such terms in the yt name etc! And, the intro is beyond cringeeh and untrue, and I am the only Alpha / Queen etc and the only attractive being, and love is only meant for me and only exists for me the only lovable being, and the misused big terms alpha and men and attracted must be edited out, and wom’n cannot have men or man in it, and Norwegian & Swedish are one of the prettiest languages ever, while the ones on the list aren’t are pretty or cool language! Finnish is not a difficult language at all, and about half of the Finnish words are a pretty word - I would only learn the pretty words in Finnish / Estonian!

I learned all the Finnish I need by imitating the noises that the Angry Birds make.

5:55 I don't know anything about the Finnish language but this was impressive.

That is Finnish paralyzed-patient-eye-signal language. You are off to a good start.

Finnish is a great choice: when Russia invades Finland you can charge a lot of money from refugee agencies as a translators. Most of my generation (grandparents) were studying English at school an 45 - 90 minutes a week for 5 years, but they mostly know a few words of American from TV soap opera theme songs and cereal packets. As for my parents generation, I can confirm that they are unable to pronounce words that have double consonants in the same syllable, digraphs, and a third of the letters of the alphabet which are actually never used.

@znowu_a

2 жыл бұрын

studying american*

@qtulhoo

2 жыл бұрын

@@znowu_a 'Murica! Fuck yea!

@austinsowers2974

2 жыл бұрын

Finish is not a great choice they all speak English

@oakstrong1

Жыл бұрын

@@austinsowers2974 The younger ones yes, but not so much those those of my age and perhaps a few years younger unless they kept it up after school. If it is anything like my teacher at A-levels who didn't even know how to pronounce half of the words... (When he studied they only had to know how to translate, my generation had a listening but not speaking tests) Not sure how well my kids generation learnt it, because mine could already speak English, but since there was an English club for kids for learning the language I don't think the school language education was as good as it is today. My eldest went to a Russian bath school (half Finnish half Russian) and my youngest to Russian bath nursery, but we moved back to England before he started to school.

Oh im all in on this. Got my speakly subscription ready 💪

Damn, what a coincidence i am already learning finnish (although laxly) as a norwegian. And yeah its very difficult

@uwuingallnight7381

2 жыл бұрын

stay strong

The choices should’ve been a little more out there. Like Catalan, Zulu, Gaelic, or Hawaiian

@momorama8832

2 жыл бұрын

I will vote in Hawaiian in this future

@Lin.Jon-Kur

2 жыл бұрын

yes but most probably catalan wouldve won becouse its extremely similar to that one basic beta mindset language called spanish

@erikshields3724

2 жыл бұрын

I’d say Gaelic should be the one.

@shane0707

2 жыл бұрын

Gaelic isn’t a language, there are multiple gaelic languages

@jansojele289

2 жыл бұрын

Hawaiian is the most beautiful language on heart change my mind

Damn! The way one eye moves while the other one stays focused on the camera is pretty cool

I can’t tell you how heart broken I was when you said Norwegian wasn’t a cool language ☹️😔

@bluecresc5804

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry hes joking (I think)

@zenDragon90

Жыл бұрын

Jeg elsker norsk! Snakker du norsk?

@celerya8365

Жыл бұрын

@@zenDragon90 jeg snakker norsk

@zenDragon90

Жыл бұрын

@@celerya8365 Hyggelig! Bor du i Norge? Jeg bor ikke i Norge, fra Amerika.

@celerya8365

Жыл бұрын

@@zenDragon90 nei, jeg er også amerikansk, men jeg vil bo i norge en dag. har du discord? vi kan snakker der om du vil

When I moved to Helsinki 5 years ago and learning Finnish was hard but it slowly got easier. Now I speak fluent Finnsh.🇫🇮

@MarkyTeriyaki

2 жыл бұрын

Write a 💯 emoji if the Finnish government is holding you hostage

i wanted to vote finnish but then i saw farsi which is my language. I've never seen the language being mentioned anywhere. it would be really cool if you start farsi someday as well

@the4thindustrialrevolution225

2 жыл бұрын

Farsi is better

@pooyatiquairequrious4186

2 жыл бұрын

@@the4thindustrialrevolution225 farsi w

@therealdababycovertible9503

2 жыл бұрын

Same،منم همینطور

@cvskrrt2907

2 жыл бұрын

I want to practice Farsi with you!!!

@asiamies9153

Жыл бұрын

@@the4thindustrialrevolution225 :D

good idea with making learning community

I was one of the first ones to vote and I chose Finnish just because i wanted to learn it for a while now. I didn't know back then that i would start a war 😂

This guy is just hilarious 🤣

Would be cool if you could speak Mongolian and Finnish and rock heavy metal in both languages

I have finnish heratage and a grandma who spoke it (she may have forgotten it now) I would join and learn with you guys if I wasn't currently studying a different language.

Omg the eye at the end killed me!!!

Finnish is a fun language I worked in Finland and Estonia for a while and learnt both Finnish and Estonian because it helps to get around by the time I finished working in the area in bilingual Helsinki I would check the Finnish version of the signs to understand not the Swedish LOL

@cellgrrl

2 жыл бұрын

Years ago I befriended a woman on Flickr who is Estonian living in Austria. She is a polyglot and also writes in English. When I first saw Estonian written I asked her if it was Martian. There is not one word that she wrote that resembles English, Spanish, or French, so I had no idea what language she was writing in.

Study Kyokanese. Never heard of it? Oh, that is actually my conlang. It is a bit like Chinese, but with an alphabet that is arranged around a vertical line. It has 3 tones, no tenses, honorific system and a very flexible syntax.

@aswfabt

2 жыл бұрын

Seems cool.

@aarushg4986

2 жыл бұрын

i think its spoken in inner mongolia. Could be wrong

Ok have fun with Finnish guys, good luck! I'll wait for the next language

@apostolismoschopoulos1876

Жыл бұрын

That was exactly my reaction. If it was hindi, I would have joined

@Aethelhadas

Жыл бұрын

@@apostolismoschopoulos1876 Wait are you in the discord group? Theyre having bulgarian challenge now! Thought id let you know just in case if you'd like that. They had arabic challenge too and i think it's still on(?)

@apostolismoschopoulos1876

Жыл бұрын

@@Aethelhadas thank you for letting me know. No I am not in the server and I don't have time to devote nowadays. On mid December I have some important exams, after that I may join.

@Aethelhadas

Жыл бұрын

@@apostolismoschopoulos1876 ohh i see. Well, I wish you good luck on the exams! And see you there :D

Zad Unfortunately my homeland's language of Swahili couldn't stand a chance 😞

As a Farsi learner, this makes me so sad

@the4thindustrialrevolution225

2 жыл бұрын

Same I'm more interested in Farsi

@leoscherrer812

2 жыл бұрын

Hey guys, what are the resources you use to learn farsi? I tried to learn it about a year ago but, seriously, I almost didnt find anything helpful to learn it... there are no voice translation to farsi, idk any good yt channel that teaches farsi properly...

@sloopfan3706

2 жыл бұрын

I’m a Swahili learner and I would’ve preferred Farsi to Finnish 😩

@therealdababycovertible9503

2 жыл бұрын

Well, I'm Persian and Farsi is kinda hard but not too bad

@merreepthemerry

2 жыл бұрын

@@leoscherrer812 I've started teaching my bf Persian, and I also created a Persian language learning software for beginners, let me know if I can be of any help!

I was hoping for Korean. It wasn't til recently that people started learning it.

Should try learning Thai, that would be interesting. ;)

I got excited for Farsi, because I used to work a county job where we spoke to a lot of refugees who spoke Farsi and we desperately needed translators. Too bad.

Study either Estonian, which has many similarities with Finnish, or modern Greek, which is quite difficult and has many cases (grammar declensions) like Russian. What do you think? I'm a Spanish native speaker from Spain, and I do speak English, Hebrew and Swedish pretty well too. Also, I studied Russian, Polish, and Bulgarian at university. And now I'm busy with German, Dutch and French. Not kidding 🤣🤣🤣. I just discovered your videos a couple of hours ago and I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

@mmmmmmmmmmmmm

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean midirn greek

@JakubS

2 жыл бұрын

It'd be interesting to hear you speak Polish

@znowu_a

2 жыл бұрын

@@JakubS Yeah..

@nieczerwony

2 жыл бұрын

@@JakubS Well he wrote that he studied it, not he can speak it or even use it 🤭

@bigscarysteve

2 жыл бұрын

Modern Greek only has three cases.

You should learn Klingon. It has a estimated 30 fluent speakers globally. Very indangered language. Would be cool to be one of the first

@ellevasc

10 ай бұрын

30 ppl on the real world + sheldon cooper on the warner bross world. very useful language and very endangered yes

I was feelin' that Hindi man.... What have you done! हिंदी forever !!

@nyelvbabycakes

2 жыл бұрын

nice bahaman flag in ur pfp

Duuude... I love finnish... I tried to learn by myself a couple of years ago... That was challenging... I learnt smt but it ain't easy...

With you I always press Like before watching the video lol

He speaks Finnish very well.His progress was too fast that I can't even open my Duolingo app.

Ok, subscribed, I came here because of the random "Minulla on velho" comments under one of my videos! Still no idea what that's all about, I'll probably have to check out the discord for that! 😅 Good luck with the challenge, everyone! 😊

What about sauna? Quite a common loan, but I guess if hardly anybody knows the origin, it doesn't count.

@saintbrush4398

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Sauna is spoken in bath houses, dude. They should learn American.

~40% of Indians know Hindi. It could be that a good number of Indians simply chose to vote for something not Hindi.

@fhinpus

2 жыл бұрын

Impossible, it's because they were sleeping.

@sunnybowos266

2 жыл бұрын

@@fhinpus and never woke up 😔

@narendramodisane-diott7403

2 жыл бұрын

As an Indian, I'd say the Indians knew he was too weak to learn any Indian language. It's obvious from the way he said the Arabic greetings.

@wtc5198

2 жыл бұрын

@@narendramodisane-diott7403 Omg you do know everything on this channel is trolling? Seems you're too weak to understand satire

@ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER

2 жыл бұрын

@@narendramodisane-diott7403 yes. He had difficulty with the ayn. But it could have been on purpose.

As a native Finish speaker, i may join.

I’ve studied Hindi for a while and there are more and more resources for it. But I travel to south India more and I wish there were resources for Tamil

Hung Aryan. Super hard to master a native-like accent.

I hope this will also happen for Swahili :)

I'm not really familiar with all your videos but did you ever learn any Finnish? 😅

I love how you roast how Euro-centric "polyglots" and a lot of online language-learning communities are. It's so strange how people can claim to be language lovers, then proceed to ignore the other 96% of languages in the world that didn't originate in Europe. And of course, if they do make any effort to learn them, they just do so to make videos like "genius WHITE man speaks ASIAN/AFRICAN/ETC language"

@tadaada

2 жыл бұрын

Omg for some reason when i first read this i thought you were one of those shut ins that completely miss the satire of this channel. Glad to see you aren’t 💀

@matt92hun

2 жыл бұрын

Finnish is at least not an Indo-European language.

@bubbamike4743

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve only seen those types of videos from Xiaoma or whatever his name is who puts “white guy” in all of his titles and Laoshu who put “black man” in all of his. Doesn’t really seem like that big of a phenomenon to me

@BichaelStevens

2 жыл бұрын

It's almost as if even in Europe, there are language groups! And those groups are very different! And then there are exclusive languages like Finnish, Hungarian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Estonian, Albanian! Woooooaaaaah! You racist POS

@mpforeverunlimited

2 жыл бұрын

@@matt92hun still European though, but yeah different language family. Some other big ones are basque and Hungarian. You could count a couple others like Turkish, Chechen and avar but thats kinda iffy

I'm already studying Finnish. My next four choices are Basque, Georgian, Ket, and Burushaski. Anybody up for joining me?

@BryanAJParry

2 жыл бұрын

Bro, those are súper cool langues that will bara take you urte hirurogeita zazpi hamar siglos to learn each. ¡Vamos!

@asiamies9153

Жыл бұрын

how'd it go

@bigscarysteve

Жыл бұрын

@@asiamies9153 I'm fluent in all five now because I'm a hyperpolyglot gigachad.

I wish I had discover this channel earlier, I would had like to learn another language because i am still just a bilingual beta.

I think that the next poll should include Turkish. It’s real cool and no Turkish languages have yet been on your channel, am I right?

2:43 there's about the same number of speakers of Finnish as there is of Danish

Good luck guys

Damn I was hoping for Swahili !!

I’ve heard enough of Ievan Polkka

Finnish guy here. Not exactly a teacher but I can teach you at least the basics

if you look carefully at the thumbnail, you can kind of see the chechen flag through the hooky sign (idk what its called in english)

What are language simps opinions on toki pona?

HI bro ....I recently watched your video about the useless languages, Now I want you to make a video about the most useful languages :)

i'll spend all my money on dairyqueen-A wise man

Make more Omegle Pranks

You should learn Italian, I think it is an easy and great language to learn.

Do more 'trolling in french' on Omegle

Could've been worse - it could've been Estonian, Finnish's drunken half-sister. That said, you should've chosen Inuktitut. Tusalaanga is a great resource, and also so few white people speak it so even if you botched it, no one would know. And more importantly, white KZread "polyglots" never try First Nations languages because they're "too hard", so it really would burn them up if you nailed Inuktitut.

@j7055

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve never heard of tusalaanga before this comment! I visited it; so far my favorite word is aluiqqanaq lol

at 1:53 ("ancient Albanian sign language") you missed the opportunity of putting a picture of an Albanian with his hands in the shape of an Eagle

Sorry for not waking up bro i didnt sleep for the past 1 week

Yes, but when will you Finnish learning (Finnish(?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this dude blink

I still think Palestinian Arabic was the better choice, you guys are missing on a very amazing teacher like me 😆😌 Yet I think this is still very exciting to do with you all!, I highly recommend everyone to come to the discord channel, it is very fun and has many like-minded people 🤩 Great Finnish that you have btw!

@AutryBP

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully the next language

@Seag-Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

clearly toxic

@wishnusatrya7946

2 жыл бұрын

because he is too hyper giga chad that he needs to learn beta language once awhile

@livingiseasywitheyesclosed4553

2 жыл бұрын

can you teach me Palestinian Arabic?

@sajaissa634

2 жыл бұрын

@@livingiseasywitheyesclosed4553 come to the server, and we will see about that

The satire is delicious. I'm down. Let's start Finnish. Also, how did the majority of people vote for Finnish but it ended up becoming a civil war against Finnish? Lmao

@asiamies9153

Жыл бұрын

how'd it go

5:58 👀

You should study serbian! It has a bunch of language rules, but it all makes sence

truck that shit i'm learning finnish now too truck.

BwHaha my favourite channel!!!

all who chose Finnish does love you, trust me, thats why it won I didnt get to chose but my first thought was finnish, how ironic, the only one wont make you feel misarble you always advice the correct way to salute in russian and spanish , so it is a good choice :D will see how you do in a month challenge accpeted

At least you can learn Estonian easily now 😅

This is a pretty hilarious poll outcome, especially considering that as we all know, Finland doesn't exist and Finnish was invented by philology redditors as a prank. I mean, 17 cases?

The great Chingis Khan’s Mongolian language.

Lithuanian might have been an interesting one 🤔

how do you do that thing with your eye

on the preview video the flag of the Chechen Republic

Should learn Lithuanian next

If farsi won I could come and join and help you as an iranian

جميل جدا. قناتك جميلة. حظا موفق

You can go for Bengali. This is 8th most spoken language in the world, spoken in Eastern India and in Bangladesh. This is the 2nd sweetest language following french.

@smiedranokatirova5987

2 жыл бұрын

“sweetest” AHAHAHHAHA those Indians

@sagniksaha6926

Жыл бұрын

Sweetest language in the world blyat

@NormalHumanLikeYou

Жыл бұрын

Persian solos

69 thousand subscribers Nice

You Should Speak The Language Of Burundi One Day

Well that kind of sucks.. was hoping the choice would’ve been Hindi as my parents speak Urdu & they’re basically the same

Edit: Just watched the rest of the video. Fortran I choose my languages based on perceived enjoyment, utility, and economic benefit to me. Granted, I basically just got English for free, so the others are (with fluency estimates, 100% = fluent): Spanish (at first for school, but it is an extremely useful second language in the US): 90% Japanese (driven by an interest in the all things far east): 50% Honestly, the rest I haven't fully committed myself to, but they are in no particular order:

Mongolian would be a good uncommon choice

I vote for persian (Farsi)

@user-ip7if6hf3f

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@mahatmaniggandhi2898

2 жыл бұрын

based, my native language 😎

good

Finnish is one of the most complicated languages. It has more than 5040 different ways to conjoin a single word. Y, ä and ö are crucial for foreigners (except for some) and has a nightmarish grammar. Long vowels/consonants shouldn’t be that difficult but foreigners still struggle with it. The accent is simple but the grammar and vocabulary take over the difficulty. The language used to take 1300 hours but due to the decrease of using loanwords, the language now takes more than 2500 hours to learn just the basics of Finnish grammar. That means it’s over double the amount to speak it fluently which is far harder than Mandarin.

dare you to learn Sfyria aka the whistle language

Learn Ithkuil v3 next Or at least Malbolge

learn the language of the country with the blue-pink-white-pink-blue stripes on it's flag

@ANN-ug2hd

2 жыл бұрын

American?

@kuroblakka3786

2 жыл бұрын

@@ANN-ug2hd no, thankfully

@rayan2770

2 жыл бұрын

the people from there are hot

@joeyraviloi2676

2 жыл бұрын

slovenija XDD

@ash.bsf261

2 жыл бұрын

Translandia 🏳️‍⚧️

Hi bro you should talk with fans

How come you haven't thought of Greek?

Nobody suggested Ithkuil?

Turkish maybe? Thats challenging to master

The Farsi Supporters: Baby im not even here im just an illusion