This is the April Fools content I'm after lmao.

@Peak_Aussieman

Ай бұрын

I have a sword, her name is Bessy.

@procow2274

Ай бұрын

🐄​@@Peak_Aussieman

@tsamoka6496

Ай бұрын

Personified swords? Sure! We've had ship girls and gun girls, not to mention a whole slew of other kinds, so why not sword girls? Throw in the other weapons too for the fun of it! We need some artists to get on this asap! =^x^=

@Khordin

Ай бұрын

@@tsamoka6496 There is actually a light novel that does this. A Japanese man is transported to another world and he can transform swords into humans.

@fredmonroe6042

Ай бұрын

My D&D character has an executioner’s sword with the sole of an ancient she dragon named Sharanzaannthraxis.

If the katana is the thot, I guess that makes Tyranth the simp. 😂

@Peak_Aussieman

Ай бұрын

Who's the pimp but in this weird equation?

@kitsune_gt

Ай бұрын

​@@Peak_Aussiemanthe smiths maybe?

@SophieBPowerhouse

Ай бұрын

@@Peak_Aussieman Hmmmm...the folks selling all those mall ninja weapons to impressionable teenagers maybe? Or perhaps the japanese anime/manga and games industry. XD

@theperfectbotsteve4916

Ай бұрын

hmm what does this make a stone like a good smashing stone all Neolithic like

@hraefn1821

Ай бұрын

this...this fits...oof

Katanas are streamer girls. Quality may vary.

@crusadernikolai1996

Ай бұрын

Oooof

@Wind_Ninja_Jubei

Ай бұрын

😂

I named my Scottish Claymore Angus and he's a functioning alcoholic.

@hraefn1821

Ай бұрын

Bless his heart he's trying his best.

@robertlewis6915

Ай бұрын

'functional'

@MandalorV7

Ай бұрын

@@hraefn1821does bless his heart mean the same thing in Scotland as it does in the southern US?

@hraefn1821

Ай бұрын

@@MandalorV7 As a southerner I have no idea. Never been to Scotland XD

@dutchdykefinger

Ай бұрын

@@MandalorV7 as in he's a drunkard and retarded?

Now that’s a thumbnail that will not be changed

@DrunkenHotei

Ай бұрын

ikr? How could one not instantly click on this?

@simplyspectrum7490

Ай бұрын

now that is a very Luring thumbnail

@Flamewolf14

Ай бұрын

Which one you guys get?

@jamiezkitz7874

Ай бұрын

So alluring... JUST LIKE A WH-​@@simplyspectrum7490

@Grandwigg

Ай бұрын

@@Flamewolf14i got one that was. . . .rather provocative and a word i don't use. similar to who, but a bit more. I'll be honest, it made me hesitate to click, rather than eager to do so.

What do you call a sword only used by women? A broadsword.

@casinferneycf45

Ай бұрын

Excellent!

@bastionsea2829

Ай бұрын

*slap*

@DavidMosesakasha

Ай бұрын

What about her husband. 😂

@stresslevel1009

Ай бұрын

badum ching

Surely my katana would be female. It needs lots of upkeep, it’s caused me lots of pain and it cost me a fortune 😂

@jacktheomnithere2127

Ай бұрын

call her "Gold Digger".

the katana said “me love you long time”

@arat2376

Ай бұрын

Sucky sucky 5$

@AmorphisBob

Ай бұрын

*me ruv you rong time

@deejayxcrypt

Ай бұрын

Said the bride

Shad here answering the important questions.

@GaborSzabo747

Ай бұрын

Like... what about dragons?

The "profession" of the katana being a pretty and popular high school girl while also a martial artist just screams anime so good job there

The gladius being an A-10 warthog is perfect! Waaayyy underestimated but they are forever beloved by the soldiers in the feild.

@deaconvelos8352

Ай бұрын

And forever hated by beurocrats

@isaaclepan

Ай бұрын

You mean “overestimated” right?

@deaconvelos8352

Ай бұрын

@@isaaclepan it's built for a specific mission, low slow flight dropping more munitions than anything other than a full size bomber, engaging target's in close proximity to allied ground troops. And enough armor and durability to get the pilot home even if the plane looks like swiss cheese with only one wing, one functional engine and half a tail section. No other aircraft does that job as good or better than the A-10 Thunderbolt II

@shadowman8787

Ай бұрын

Except for the friendlies worried about getting shot with it by accident

@deaconvelos8352

Ай бұрын

@@shadowman8787 an issue that was solved with the very first upgrade suite

Man, that og shad throne is epic, brings back memories

@absolutedegenerate2992

Ай бұрын

Same

I love it when this channel gets really into the scientific method. No fluff, no faff, just raw data and pure reason!

@Armored_Muskrat

Ай бұрын

"Faff?" Lol

Tyranth made a good long term decision of not joining this conversation

This is exactly the kind of hard hitting, in depth sword analysis I signed up for 😂

The name for the Scimitana can only be Tyranth.

I like the Kris. It's the shortstack of swords, short and curvy. 😁

@1stCallipostle

Ай бұрын

Based take.

I can't tell if this is an April Fools thing, for the Americans, or if this is legit.

@Nioclas64

Ай бұрын

Just according to keikaku.

@SkippertheBart

Ай бұрын

​@@Nioclas64 Translators Note: Keikaku means plan.

@Markbell73

Ай бұрын

Yes.

A Slash of Swords A Storm of Swords A Massacre of Swords A Battalion of Swords A Company of Swords There's loads of possibilities for a collective noun for swords :)

@alexrobinet7576

Ай бұрын

A clanger.

@user-lx5iv5cw1w

Ай бұрын

An Arsenal of Swords.

@franohmsford7548

Ай бұрын

@@user-lx5iv5cw1w Works better for Guns :)

@jeremybooth933

Ай бұрын

An Armory of swords A kit of swords An outfit of swords though I personally lean towards a Brace of swords myself..

@user-lx5iv5cw1w

Ай бұрын

@@jeremybooth933 Nah. A kit, outfit, or brace, implies 1 or 2 swords, as in, the number that can be wielded by an individual. A brace of pistols is an archaic term, denoting 6-8 pistols, as worn by pirates and bushwhackers. Kit and outfit are both modern terms denoting a soldier's clothing or gear. A soldier's kit is the gear they carry. A soldier's outfit is the gear and clothing they wear. Both are in reference to a single soldier. Swords are gonna be referred to by their container "a rack of swords" or "a cart of swords" or "a table of swords" or, the word for a group of weapons, is arsenal. An Arsenal of Swords would be the nonspecific term for a group of swords.

I agree that the Katana is an expensive Harlot! While the Odachi is the Katana's Madam running the Henhouse!

Baahhahahahhaha. I genuinely laughed out loud. Instead of the sociopathic stare I usually carry when typing Lol.

i have many sisters who have had many sets of dolls thought their live thay i have seen and this is exactly how they talk like genuinely exactly like this one is fancy and its married to this one honest this is somehow the most entertaining thing ive ever seen

While I'm at it, William should be the Bastard sword and Alfred should be the Great Sword.

@DJRockford83

Ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

The long sword is totally a Willheim. But a cocky knight with blonde hair and very blue eyes

As someone who spends his days translating 1000 year old Japanese folktales, the answer is resoundingly and unequivocally yes! The best looking sword out there, and I swear I'm completely unbiased and 100000000% free of prejudice. Also, if you want a lady of the night meets martial artist, go all out and make it a lady assassin and call her Tomoe in honor of Tomoe Gozen perhaps the most well known lady warrior from the Tale of the Heike.

@Kargoneth

Ай бұрын

Tomoe? Fitting.

Yes, anyone who wields the katana is considered a waifu or husbando.

William and Sakura sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

@JarieSuicune

Ай бұрын

Honestly, it'd probably make for a good anthropomorphic romance story. Kinda like the idea of Hetalia, just with swords.

The name for the longsword that always comes 2nd place even when it should have been first.. Vegeta

Odachi: the ultimate weeb, runs around chanting "SEPHIROTH!"

@baeber

Ай бұрын

TRUE

@azuredragoon2054

Ай бұрын

Singing in Latin as well, for some odd reason, because outside of that one song, no Latin is known.

@lordfrostwind3151

Ай бұрын

​@@azuredragoon2054 *Whistles uncomfortably in Warhammer 40K*

Katana is Stacy's mom. And also the captains daughter.

@ShardDeVir

Ай бұрын

And you put drunken sailor in her bed early in the morning!

@SmithandWesson22A

Ай бұрын

Stacy's mom has got it going on!

@DavidSmith-vr1nb

Ай бұрын

​@@SmithandWesson22A Don't explain the joke.

@robertlewis6915

Ай бұрын

The 'captain's daughter' is the whip, though.

Next April Fools Shad will tell us that sticks are worse than nunchucks.

@DJRockford83

Ай бұрын

It is 2 sticks and surely that's better than one 😉

@Grandwigg

Ай бұрын

The video with Chad and the STIIIICK was something else. I was stunned that entire video.

The chinese sword shown is a Jian, not a dao

@nathanbeverley247

Ай бұрын

Yep, specifically the Flying Phoenix from LK Chen.

The A10 Warthog is more of a ground troop support than a fighter jet. It is exceptionally slow, but has a protective tub for the pilot and produces the sound of FREEDOM loved by USA and ally soldiers.

@DJRockford83

Ай бұрын

Don't forget to duck, the friendly fire is ridiculous

@robertlewis6915

Ай бұрын

It also kills a lot of friendlies. Turns out that big gun is hilariously inaccurate.

What about the king of all swords? Your Highness the Wacky Stick.

Shamshir. Name: Medhi. Profession: Traveling Merchant of Spices.

A Clamor of Swords

Since 'Vagina' is the Latin word for 'sheath' or 'scabbard', I'll presume then that swords are by nature phallic in use and also by design. That's the hill I'm choosing to die on, at least.

@Sukenus

Ай бұрын

In that case, the katana should be the Thai prostitute with a surprise between "her" legs.

@Wright805

Ай бұрын

There's a reason why in traditional witchcraft the god is typically represented by an athame (dagger) or a sword while the goddess is represented by a chalice.

Did they really just make an enemies to lovers trope between longsword and katana?

Couldn't tell if that's a straight Dao, or a Jian at the end there. Jian if it's double edged, a straight type Dao if single edged, most Dao styles tend to be somewhat curved, but it generally boils down to whether or not it's got an edge on both sides or just one. Either way, fun video as always. In D&D whenever players get a bog standard +1 or better sword I always try to either give it a name or have the players do so, named swords are just more fun!

Thanks a lot guys! Great job and a lot of fun!

As much as I love the katana I have to admit it’s kind of like the spoiled pretty rich girl of swords I haven’t seen any other sword get oiled up and pampered as much as the katana

@stresslevel1009

29 күн бұрын

LMAO it's funny cause it's true

Shad has officially lost his mind.

@OldGreyGryphon

Ай бұрын

And I am here for it.

@scottishscott3504

Ай бұрын

You just noticed?

@iamnotyu5548

Ай бұрын

unhinged seems to be the new meta for YT

This was a wonderful video and awesome idea, It was hilarious to hear you guys discuss sword personalities!

Come on guys, you missed the best, most obvious name for a shark hunter, Quint!!

This is definitely one my favorite of your videos Shad. Ascribing personality to swords. I like this more than most of the raw fact videos.

The current reputation of the katana is due to the amazing job the japanese did of overselling their product through anime in the 80`s and 90`s.

@Echo_419

Ай бұрын

Just like how a pimp oversells their whore!

@rolandswift4311

Ай бұрын

That, and the comparative ease of use. Most sword enthusiast will agree that it's easier to get good edge alignment with a katana, so someone with no proper training will pick it up and be able to use it better than they would with a sword that requires more of an active effort, so they would get the impression that the katana works better.

Gary the arming sword. He's something of a middle management type.

A watch, like and comment for the algorithm! And because Shad is awesome!

Love your videos!

This is actually a pretty neat concept! I think it would be cool to see you guys do the same thing with shields and armor.

Honestly, with a thumbnail like that, I guess I already know what my favorite type of sword is.

Keep up the good work Shad.

One Two, One Two, and through and through - the VORPAL blade went snicker-snack.

27:28 Jian. Daos are single edged.

Wow, I'd love to see fanart of these swords with people of those professions wielding them and then there being a name under the picture. I can already imagine it. Too bad I can't draw.

The mace is the cute girl that seldom goes to parties. You can easily miss her, with all the katanas around, but she’s wonderful, and she’ll cave in your chest and touch your heart ❤️

@malikdespanie4344

Ай бұрын

She's got BIG STICK ENERGY!

I love ALL Shadiversity videos!!!! ❤

Woop i missed this and had no notifications, here i am!

God tier thumbnail as always

Those transitions to the Patreon/Member content are getting way too good xD

For other weapons aside from swords, I cannot think of occupations, but for names: Longbow- Robin Dane axe- Cnut Bec de corbin- Jaques Halberd- Henry War hammer- Pyotr Basket-hilt sword- Douglas

I did not know I needed this in my life 😂

Fun vid, well done.

"Whilliam" is perfect for the longsword. 😄

This deserves way more views

What an interesting and deep analysis of an awesome of swords. Now I want to know what you guys named the good old Bec de Corbin!

12:32 "I definitely feel sorry for some of the models in the 80s that Arnold may have 'hung out with', cause that's awkward to get in."

This was a fun one!! I would've gone with "Butch" for the Kriegsmesser. 🙂

As a Raphael with Italian ancestry I feel honoured to be a gladius

that longsword katana hybrid is actually a really well thought of design particularly practical for citizen militias

LOVE THIS CONTENT

This was a really fun video, I have to say.

"Try lee, there's a million lees" - Piandao

@Kargoneth

Ай бұрын

Avatar: Last Airbender!

Great talk.

I copy paste this, but it pretty much has been my experience as well. I can tell you, with complete sincerity, that this video is the first I've seen on my KZread feed in at least 3 months. I love watching this channel as often as I can, and the fact this video has only popped up now is proof that KZread needs to fix their crap.

Shad, you need to see Hello Future Me's 4-hour Rings of Power video. The guy has thrown you and FNT under the bus. It starts about 2 hours and 25 minutes into the video. Calling you and FNT (amongst others) "toxic". Love your content; especially the dynamic on this channel with Nate and Tyranth. Quality. Been watching since the "WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS?!" days.

I think jazza should bring these characters to life in his art style 🙂🙃

You named the sword Vorpal because no matter the wielder, it always went snicker-snack

Right here watching all of shad videos in slow motion 0.25 speed so the algorithm thinks I have watched the video 4 times over and starts recommending more this channel

The thumbnail is something that I least expected of all things lol but hilarious either way.

I'm fully expecting a sword dating sim from Shad after this XD

This is a fabulous video, more like this please.😂

This video is awesome.

Loved it

1:49 "What is the collective nouns for swords?" Well, you there have "a long table" of swords. But that's just the means of presentation. Usually, I'd guess that you could have "an armory" of swords. Or you could denote it by what kind of group of people would have used the swords; like "an army" of swords, "a castle" of swords, or "a battalion" of swords, etc...

The greatsword, as a 'genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist', should be named Tony.

We need a part 2

1:57 An Arsenal Of Swords

My foil in high school (yes, we had fencing) was named "Tickle" by myself and others.

Hey Video, fun Shad.

I love how you went on about the philanthropy of the *zweihander*; when I first saw it I called it *Carsomyr after the Holy Avenger* Paladin sword from *Baldur's Gate II!*

Shad’s new book idea… William and Sakura. Also the soup kitchen worker? I object! Green peace worker or Doctors Without Borders volunteer.

Olympic athlete that keeps coming in second at the Olympics when they win elsewhere... The Paula Radcliffe

As Matt Walsh once said, “What is a Katana?”

@ahandgrenade3640

Ай бұрын

What's a matt walsh? Don't answer that. I don't care.

@DJRockford83

Ай бұрын

Matt Walsh is also an uncultured pleb so... 🤷🏻‍♂️

@fortherepublic6475

Ай бұрын

​@@ahandgrenade3640An adult human male

For some reason I didn't expect a thumbnail like that to appear here and I feel like I should've expected it

17:2 Caius Britannicus or Publius Varus (from Jack Whyte's Skystone series) for the gladius.

Late Happy Easter Sunday sir shad ♥️🐰☄️☄️😇😇💐💐💐

Shad's version of a Buzzfeed personality quiz.

Oh my god I love this soooo much

That thumnail cracked me up