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12:34 when you're having a debate at a radio station and three guys walk in with guns to get their demo played on air.
@raycelettich874
3 ай бұрын
+2
@eitanrosner3209
3 ай бұрын
+2
@CatoCanadian
3 ай бұрын
+2
@KVNRT21
3 ай бұрын
I'm actually crying lmao
@soul-5
3 ай бұрын
laughed my ass off foor a solid minute, this is great lol
6:19 Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins speaking to the director of NASA circa 1968
@nilsskoog8907
3 ай бұрын
+2
1:53 Einstein, when asked how his theory of relativity is coming along.
@Bereli93
3 ай бұрын
Haha love that
@GHOST_TOWN2100
3 ай бұрын
+2
@Evoleo
3 ай бұрын
LMAO
@danielbenigno9987
3 ай бұрын
+2
@soul-5
3 ай бұрын
i like to think that "we add two queens on top of that" is part of the response
20:16 me being deemed innocent after being accused of theft in ancient persia
@protolad2458
3 ай бұрын
+2
@garrettstewart4183
3 ай бұрын
DUDE😂
@spamaccount_1
3 ай бұрын
+2
@professorfrog7181
3 ай бұрын
+2
We're balatro guys, of course spend multiple weeks prefacing every statement with the fact that we are balatro guys.
@Jgallstar1
3 ай бұрын
How long have you been waiting to drop that be honest
@RobotnikPlngas
3 ай бұрын
@@Jgallstar1 3 weeks and 4 days
5:09 my mom after she asked me how many snacks I’ve eaten today
@CatoCanadian
3 ай бұрын
+2
@sammieb924
3 ай бұрын
this one’s so good
That wee joker run hurt, it had so much potential
31:12 Me and my friends planning what snacks to bring to the party:
The text the sick witch gets from her coven when she can’t make it to the devil’s sacrament: 14:59
@rathervalor
3 ай бұрын
+2
16:23 the Men's Warehouse worker after I ask if I'm going to like the way I look
@ClumpyLemons
3 ай бұрын
+2
@stupididiot9336
3 ай бұрын
+2
2:04 1800s doctors discovering washing your hands
@eitanrosner3209
3 ай бұрын
+2
I love that Ace 1 2 3 4 is a bit that has never been forgotten. It truly is hilarious
29:00 as someone who had a graduating class of over 500, there were tons of people i had never met by the time i graduated. And part of the reason for it is because theres so many people, theres like 4 english teachers and 4 math teachers, and 4 biology teachers etc, so 90% of the time you just never see anyone that isnt in your specific classes. I basically ended up being in classes with the same people every year because I was in honours classes and AP, but i think i could count on one hand the number of people i knew that were in standard classes. Our cafeteria only fit around 500 people so there were 4 different lunches, basically from 11:00 to 1 pm there were 4 30 minute lunch periods that you got put into depending on which classes you had at the time. Our graduation was so large that we had to do it on the football field, with all the parents and family completely filling the bleachers, and all of us completely filled the football field. I'll tell you it took fucking forever for them to call my name since my last name starts with a U.
We're Balatro guys, of course we don't have any good jokers.
@pyknicporpoise8121
3 ай бұрын
Jokers jokers
@lafrasjohanuys
3 ай бұрын
jokers
@Bennerz
3 ай бұрын
None good jokers jokers
@EricVulgaris
3 ай бұрын
Dipped in Momma Liz's meme oil?
Call this episode impractical jokers 🃏
@jfacum24
3 ай бұрын
+2
@danielbenigno9987
3 ай бұрын
+2
@isayahjenkins8922
3 ай бұрын
+2
@Williawr1
3 ай бұрын
+2
@mehedi1178
3 ай бұрын
+2
13:32 7 year old me, when my Charmander hits level 16
1:53 ravers when they run out of ecstasy
this mfer really wrote jokers jokers ICANT
@mehedi1178
3 ай бұрын
It's you, you're the joker.
@JrIcify
3 ай бұрын
Ever heard of a man's man? Well these are a joker's jokers.
You can do well in the infinite chess game in by having Kasparov play himself: The first day, have him play as white. The second you have him play as black and use his white moves from the previous day against him. The third his black moves against him. You'll run out of memorized moves quickly in the first few days, but in half a year you'll have his whole game against himself memorized. That might only get you to a draw, but with a very strong game. Having him mostly play against himself, all you'll need to do is find one move that Kasparov missed and it'd take
@tylerduncan5908
3 ай бұрын
That's pretty damn smart if you can guarantee who plays whote/black every day
@williammitchell6254
3 ай бұрын
It doesn't say you get to choose.
@Domebuddy
3 ай бұрын
one problem would be a butterfly effect type thing, where maybe Gary would make different moves based on how quickly you made your moves or what you were looking at.
@Gurgleschlortz
3 ай бұрын
Wouldn't it just be simpler to use your prescience to convince Gary that you are stuck in a timeloop and have him throw the game for you, or is that weasel mode?
"I think we're cooking up something fierce" 30 seconds left in the video is hilarious
41:51 me when asked my opinion on the color purple (they meant the movie not the actual color but i didn’t know that)
1:53 when my friends ask what recreational drug I'm bringing to the rave
34:05 he's like a translator for the thoughts I've been harboring inside for years
1:53 me when i am contemplating my transition
@GK_Lucy
3 ай бұрын
+2
@eitanrosner3209
3 ай бұрын
+2
31:06 me adding to my chipotle order and then realizing my lunch is going to cost $20+
Me on a road trip and I have seen a gas station in 150 miles: “I’m guilty of thinking about E!”
We’re Balatro guys, of course we haven’t read the boss blind.
das Amerikaner wenn sie call pokerthematischvideospiel “Balatro” 😂😂😂
@samellisg
3 ай бұрын
+2
@KeDe1606
3 ай бұрын
How did you manage to botch the translation this badly? This is genuinely incomprehensible… or is that supposed to be the joke?
@williammitchell6254
3 ай бұрын
@@KeDe1606Germans are so funny on accident.
@ronnings417
3 ай бұрын
hate to break it to y'all but i'm not convinced this guy is really german. think it would be der amerikaner but i am not german so im not 100%
@KeDe1606
3 ай бұрын
Every single part of this sentence is just… wrong. It should be „die Amerikaner“ instead of „das Amerikaner“ (and it can’t be „der Amerikaner either, as that other comment said, because OP‘s talking about multiple „Amerikaner“ here). „call“ is not even a German word (OP literally just forgot to translate it) And „pokerthematischvideospiel“ is not a thing either. I believe what they meant to say was „Videospiel zum Thema Poker“, oder „vom Poker inspiriertes Videospiel“. Which means that the whole sentence should actually be: „[die] Amerikaner, wenn sie das vom Poker inspirierte Videospiel ‚Balatro‘ nennen 😂😂😂“ It’s supposed to say „Americans when they call the poker-themed video game ‚Balatro‘“, but what they’ve actually written is just… random gibberish.
No see, that’s the trick. US sports broadcasts have the ads during the game _and_ during commercial breaks every 5 minutes. It’s the best of both worlds when it comes to wasting the viewer’s time. Deadass, the first time I went to an in-person football game I was shocked at how quick the game goes without all the ESPN bullshit.
@Bennerz
3 ай бұрын
But then they have TV breaks in the game itself so you still have to wait for those to end even if you're physically there 😭
@MrVovansim
3 ай бұрын
@@Bennerz maybe op went to a high school game. ;)
22:38 me when i drove to new york, in a van, with my friend. we slept in parking lots, I don't mind, I don't mind
NL buying both of the increased interest value vouchers and always going back down to $25 is sending me.
Haven't seen this many jokers in the title since he put the system on trial.
Best run I’ve had was with Wee Joker and getting red sealed 2’s and playing five of a kinds and flush fives. Felt so good
The chess game time loop thing reminded me of the ending episodes of the Loki TV series. I loved that show.
With the way he laughs I sometimes wonder if he's real or some ai being posing as human. Either one way or the other, I love NorthernLion
0:59 Incredible joke how does he do it
34:12 "conversation is not like an escape room" wait till NL discovers introverts
Asking him to play other cards with his high card 2. Smartest type A chatter
If I were in the Kasparov hypothetical, I would tell him that I was a beginner chess player and ask for him to go easy on me so I could learn enough to beat him, and assuming that dude isn't a major asshole, I think he'd probably work with me a bit
hi tomo
thinking you can cheat in chess against Garry Kasparov is lunacy, at best he'd be amused at your jokes and give you a pity move
6:20 NASA engineers during the Cold War
My graduating class was around 750 people, there are many people that I have never and will never meet from my class
odd days play white, even days play black, play Garry Kasparov against himself, for a 50 move game that’s 100 days unless he draws
Commenting because I really like the prompt: Id sprinkle laxatives in Garry's curry so he offers a draw, but I'd go nuts on the table and negotiate it to a resignation
i love how he brings up a graduating class of 400 as an unfathomably large class meanwhile my graduating class was like over 2000
@spamaccount_1
3 ай бұрын
Did you graduate from a factory?
We had 236 kids in my class. The classes before and after were less than 90.
For the chess challenge, it would most likely be easier to find out how much it would take for him to forfeit then spend your days making that goal happen
The infinite chess game hypothetical is actually so profound.
Man, I feel the small class vibes, went to a private school with 20 kids total, graduating with 4 of us.
My graduating class was around 350 and everyone still knew everyone, but you pretty much only knew people from your year, and their siblings. Anyone even one year behind basically didnt exst becaise they were lost to buffer overflow.
Casually dropping the price is right 2010 at the start. I am sold
My high school had over 4k students starting my freshman year and then 6k my senior year. Graduated with about 1-2k students
We're Balatro, guys.
@Bone8380
3 ай бұрын
+2
I haven't played chess in years probably sub 1000 elo. I say it would take me 2 weeks or less. I don't focus on the chess game at all. First day: "Hello Garry, I'm stuck in a groundhog day situation where the only way out is I beat you in a game of chess. I know you probably think I'm just trying to be funny or scam you but what could I do or say to convince you that this is actually happening?” Rinse and repeat untill I get to the point were I can convice him of the time loop and then ask him to throw the game. Thoughts? Is this in the spirit of the question or am I trying to weasel out of it?
We’re balatro guys, of course we judge Boston after being there one time ten years ago
I would politely ask Gary Kasparov to throw, as it would remind me of my favorite Balatro streamer Northernlion.
we're balatro guys, of course we play midas + vampire every run
The creative team when they were making the original Suicide Squad
Imagine wee joker plus hiker
37:48 what was that scream??????
How many times/day can you play Kasparov? What time controls? Do you have computer prep? How old is he? Does he play deterministically? Do you have access to a library?
@taakotuesday
3 ай бұрын
Based on the prompt ive seen before, it's one game per day, probably classic format. I dont think ive seen anything about age, but we can asssume hes at the top of his game. And i dont think you have access to a library
3:40 when I'm driving in Latin America and see something laying on the road.
@eitanrosner3209
3 ай бұрын
-2
I probably could never even draw kasparov in chess
Wee joker is OP, it helped me finally beat the golden needle challenge
@Paranundrox
3 ай бұрын
Wee Joker is one of my favorites. So powerful if you have the support to charge it up, but it can leave you out to dry early if you can't get mult support
12:56 so sunk
Inb4 "Wow posted 1 minute ago and No Views? Fell off..." comment
Me when im asking the class clowns how to play balatro
We are Baldatro guys, of course we copy the same joke comment (we are blueprint)
damien lillárd is insane
Why did he say Milwaukee was the 1st seed? Celtics were 16 games ahead lmao
I would think I could beat Kasparov in a 100 years of trying. I'm a 1600 player, so I would assume it is even worse for someone lower :D
We are balatro guys, of course we dont get a joker in the first shop and instantly fumble the bag
The egg joker
so what we play high card so what we die on the boss blind
Pain
Magnus is the GOAT!
Lol, if you havent lost to a computer playing chess, you either dont play chess or you havent played since the 80s. Even Magnus or Gary are no match for Stockfish.
im the joker baby
Where's my less than 5 minute bros. Like if you're pogg'n on Balatro.
My kasparov defeat strategy would be to win on time. Play the best move immediately, let him sit and think until his time is out. (If we're assuming there's no clock, I try to mess with his head in hopes he misses in a 6 move mate)
Ok why does he call ancient joker mouth
@Aceronian
3 ай бұрын
he's saying MALF, his friend who draws faces like that and who inspired the ancient joker
wow the eternal idol on ante 2 is one of the all time braindead plays I've ever seen
Hi tomo
The urge to be a type a chatter after being the first commenter because somebodys gotta do it. Caught caught I'm cooked bro my ass really thought I was first.
Hi tomo-o
based nl hating the celtics
6:17 is missing an econ joker, 2:21 passed up golden joker for +1 hand size. Either I don't have enough respect for hand size, or NL doesn't have enough respect for golden joker. I notice he passes it and egg up so often in positions where they would be auto-buys for me.
@TwoGoodGames
3 ай бұрын
1. type A comment, 2. there is a reason why he is the person who is being watched, and not you.
@elijahbuscho7715
3 ай бұрын
@@TwoGoodGames true, and true. Any thoughts on the game though? I almost always buy golden joker or egg, and I almost never buy the hand size joker. Maybe I just do that because it's easier for me to evaluate the benefit of money than it is for hand size. Any ideas on how to conceptualize the value of hand size? I'll probably have to experiment with it some more.
@iv0luti0n
3 ай бұрын
@@elijahbuscho7715 if you're playing a highroll strategy (flush house / straight flush) +1 hand size essentially gets you one card deeper into your deck, while allowing you to hold an additional card in hand while discarding. Makes gold cards, steel cards, and blue seals better because you are not sacrificing your scoring. +1 hand size may also make raised fist worse (more chances to get a low card in hand) and blackboard worse (you may not be able to play all of the red cards in your hand).
@jago4604
3 ай бұрын
i do notice the only thing he does more than complain about not having econ jokers is skip econ jokers but is this situation idk he needed the base mult and he wanted the hand size for more twos it’s debatable
I started watching this guys vids last week after buying Balatro, the comments and community are insufferable lol
@TheGooGaming
3 ай бұрын
Its an inside joke by the type A corporation
@funnyaccountname5763
3 ай бұрын
We’re balatro guys, of course we have like two jokes
🥚
blaming a loss on tomo...shameful
first oh baby
Wow 19 minutes and only 1000 views bro fell off
You're making so many bad plays it's kind of making me mad tbh. For the first hand you should've searched for either a flush, a higher straight or a full house with those two sixes but instead you did the 34567.
@christianj2361
3 ай бұрын
You gotta go after the egregiously bad plays (like choosing to play only singular high card 2s), not mild misplays. Nobody cares about those.
@jago4604
3 ай бұрын
@@christianj2361playing high card two is good for ballot though how is it a misplay? it’s using your hands to scale wee joker twice as fast.
@christianj2361
3 ай бұрын
@jago4604 Well, he died because of it. At that point he should've played 3oak or full house with those 2's.
@jago4604
3 ай бұрын
@@christianj2361 I think he was dead regardless because of his lack of mult. the plus 2 mult and like maybe 20 chips you get form playing 3ok doesnt make a huge difference when most of your mult and chips is coming from jokers, also who knows if he would've gotten enough good hands to begin with
37:39 me when I have 3 legs but the shoe salesman keeps telling me that you can only buy them in pairs
@addaawdawdsad1150
3 ай бұрын
+2