I've noticed that when people discover that they had a past life 2000 years ago... it's hardly ever as a toga salesman.

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

💯

@a.morrigan5870

2 жыл бұрын

So true!

@troubledsole9104

2 жыл бұрын

Which is too bad because I really have a lot of questions for a good ancient toga salesman.

@michelesmith2620

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, there's good money in togas. It's more cost effective now that you can outsource to China, and sell through Amazon and Walmart..

@Gizziiusa

2 жыл бұрын

how about a tent salesman ? would that suffice ?

I worked in a locked psych unit for 20 years and I lost count of how many Jesus’s I met in that time.

@Mr.Morden

Жыл бұрын

As a guy who thought I was Jesus for a while, I too met another Jesus in the mental hospital. He told me he fought in Afghanistan and that one of the pro basketball players on his t-shirt was trying to kill him and I should be careful if I see him. Then some days later I entered a full blown psychosis and I actually ran up to him, fell to my knees, then started saying "I'm pretty sure I'm the real Jesus, like I'm **really** pretty sure I'm Jesus." My hope was that I was wrong. When this other Jesus reacted he just said "get up off the floor man, you aren't Jesus". The whole reason I thought I was Jesus is because of the hallucinations I was having that were confirming my delusions, but they were also confirming my assumptions about other people there. Religious notions were snuck into my mind because I was admitted at midnight to a room. I was waiting alone in the dark in the common area to be taken to my room, everyone was asleep except this one very pregnant woman who mysteriously walked up to me, told me "the prophecy had been fulfilled", then she walked away to her room. My reaction was "well I'm definitely in a mental hospital." not making anything of it. That little thing grew into an explanation for the things that were happening to me. I also caused this woman to have her own delusions through my actions and words. At various points I thought I might be God, Satan, some other various deity, or maybe the object of a psychic operation by the CIA or aliens testing human minds. The craziest thing that still sticks with me is that I somehow knew the hardships of other people there. I would just walk up to someone, start talking, and somehow I knew why they were there. Today at times it still feels like something or someone is putting ideas into my mind. It's as if they are trying to secretly communicate with me through manipulating my surroundings to create an excess of coincidences. I think this phenomena is the origin of religion.

@micnorton9487

11 ай бұрын

​​​​@@Mr.Morden..what hallucinations? You relate a bunch of delusions,, some of which still seem active,, but a person can be delusional without being overtly psychotic or schizophrenic... The Q cult encourages this sort of delusional thinking and even cements it in people's minds by having a well-known political figure, Donald The Dumpster Trump, spouting this crap every chance he gets over social and television media... Sounds to me like you were in an extremely pliable delusional state and you just picked up on the religious cues and just kinda ran with it,, and the pregnant lady just said that basically so you wouldn't harm her... I've been in a psych ward also and it is strange how the background of a situation can catch many of the "residents" in a web of dysfunctionality,, I described it more than one time to the Doctor who was supposedly in charge of this circus as "being treated like children of the most dysfunctional parents in the universe",, being as how the staff would treat the patients like children but without any of the parent- like compensation... Of course if you're just there to create a paper trail to get free benefits the rest of your life, you get tired of this stuff pretty quick and opt out...give you an example.. .. when I first got there the first time I met with this doctor, he said, because I was supposedly suicidal,, he says it wouldn't bother me in the slightest if you were to commit suicide, it wouldn't affect my life at all... So I thought about that for half a second, and I said, that makes sense Doc.. how far do you drive to get here every morning, turned out he had to commute from around the metro area, probably about 60 miles total, so I said, that's an awful long way and you can get in a car accident in any mile of that... And to tell you the truth, it really won't affect my life one way or another if there's a different doctor here tomorrow... If you were to get killed in a car accident tonight, it wouldn't bother me at all... After that we had a more adult relationship...

@micnorton9487

11 ай бұрын

Linda,, it's a pretty common thing,, in one psych ward in a large city I met a guy who said,, "it's only Tuesday and we got a Jesus and a John the Baptist,, wait till the weekend,, then God Jesus and all 12 disciples will be here"... I didn't really see the humor in that but I'm older now and,, actually I still don't really see the humor in that...

@ceeemm1901

11 ай бұрын

Ever met a "Judas" in there?

@bethmunden7328

11 ай бұрын

Hilarious 😂

I lived in Kingaroy at one point and met his son who is a youth worker there and several of the members of his cult who were in a band with my son .My daughter has served 'Jesus and Mary' in the bank. Thanks for doing this one. I've since left Kingaroy , Kingaroy is best known for it's peanuts and perhaps nuts of all sorts 😂

@shereeoz

2 жыл бұрын

Tristan was a beautiful kind soul Was he happy when you saw him?

@kathalloran5828

2 жыл бұрын

@@shereeoz yes he had a smile that lit up the room and was sporting a look similar to singer Xavier Rudd.

@shereeoz

2 жыл бұрын

@@kathalloran5828 aww beautiful Thank you x

@SteveDorrans

2 жыл бұрын

Except peanuts aren't really nuts. So maybe it's famous for legumes of all kinds?

@kathalloran5828

2 жыл бұрын

@@SteveDorransnuts and a few vegetables.

I love how dr grande absolutely nails his pronounciation of Melbourne every time

“Your own, personal, Australian Jesus” -Depeche Mode

@kggresham

2 жыл бұрын

“Reach out and touch faith, mate”

@trippmoore

2 жыл бұрын

Throw another Christ on the barbie!

@LDiamondz

2 жыл бұрын

lol. Good one, counselor!

@greckendale

2 жыл бұрын

@@kggresham love it!

@mustangnawt1

2 жыл бұрын

Haha. Freakin love that song

Can we have a reality show where contestants are all people who believe they’re Jesus? And they have to prove their miracle powers, Jesus trivia, and benevolence.

@TheDarkness1

2 жыл бұрын

This! Amazing idea! Let's do it! 😁

@buttercxpdraws8101

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome!!

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Also Elvis and they have to sing good!🎶🎸🎤

@TheDarkness1

2 жыл бұрын

@@bthomson sing "well"

@DameVonBonDaisy

2 жыл бұрын

Lol by doing magic tricks

Love your humour. It's fantastic to learn more about psychology while laughing, thank you!

Love you and your shows!! You make me laugh my ass off while calling out these people and their wild theories! ! Thank you for keeping us sane doc!!

@jdwyer5708

2 ай бұрын

The topic and the comments are really insufferable. The teachings of AJ MILLER are both supported by archaic book and far and away the most advanced consciousness teachings on the planet.. which "curiously" is 100% consistent with what a celestial Jesus-like being WOULD SHARE ON EARTH. - not to mention AJ Miller is the ONLY SPIRITUAL-TEACHER on the planet who teaches the spirits which are channeled through. All other medium and psychics BELIEVE the spirits. :smh: The quality of his shared content and his own life completely support his Jesus claims. And then there are people like me who support him. I am a real highly educated, non-religious, no drug, no accident, no sickness, no vaccine, athletic, artistic, mathematical super-nerd whom... if you can't take seriously (given my objective credentials and skills).. then you really have ZERO interest in considering higher truths. And this also is one of the teachings of AUSSIE JESUS.. that people actually have no interest in real truth.. generally due to lack of humility. Just one of hundreds of teachings which prove themselves 100% correct all the time.. as THEY ARE truths. Peace and God Bless.

"And, behold, one of them which were with the Australian Jesus stretched out his hand, and drew his sword. And Australian Jesus said: "That's not a knoife. THIS is a knoife", and he drew his own 12 inch bowie knife. And the soldiers soiled their garments and ran away into the bush. And the Australian Jesus drank a tinnie of Tooheys and it was good..."

@daniboy9198

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@judepower4425

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laugh!

@LDiamondz

2 жыл бұрын

lol. 😆

@MegaMesozoic

2 жыл бұрын

Spike Milligan would like that one!

@Adara007

2 жыл бұрын

Lol! Thanks for putting a humorous spin on an otherwise quite disturbing situation.

You’re a genius at making me burst out laughing while keeping a straight face.

@mediocreman6323

2 жыл бұрын

I have the feeling that the doctor had to cut out the many takes where he just burst out into laughter.

@lindahurst7114

2 жыл бұрын

@@mediocreman6323 and what would you give to see some of those “out-takes”? I hope he puts together one small episode of what got cut out.

@LDiamondz

2 жыл бұрын

@@mediocreman6323 Have you seen Dr. Grande's video titled: 'Jeffrey Toobin Scandal Analyses?' The whole thing is hilarious, and you wonder how he could say those things without cracking himself up. Short answer: He CAN'T. Watch the bloopers at the end of the video. It is so funny. It's worth a watch, I guarantee it! 😆

@LDiamondz

2 жыл бұрын

@@lindahurst7114 lol. Watch the Jeffrey Toobin video.

@lindahurst7114

2 жыл бұрын

@@LDiamondz Thankyou for information. Will check it out. How kind of you to share. 🙏👍😉

I love your analysis mixed in with humour & wit. Having a good giggle with an interesting case analysis is fantastic!

I love your show Dr Grande. I'm addicted. I especially love the slipped in jokes. Very entertaining. Keep the videos coming

Doc, I don’t know how you get through some of this with a straight face!

@sirrenn1936

2 жыл бұрын

I caught him once almost crack a smile...

@Amfortas

2 жыл бұрын

Empathy I guess

@sarahspencer1010

2 жыл бұрын

His report about the lizard people is the one where I was amazed he kept a straight face.

@DameVonBonDaisy

2 жыл бұрын

Amen 🙏

@pebblepod30

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just saying - this talk here has very many facts wrong, because of using media sources instead of original sources (see Todd's description). I made a partial list of them in comment above.

"First wife not so understanding"...I think she understood completely.Thank you Dr Grande for your as always interesting videos 🌵

@shereeoz

2 жыл бұрын

They broke up before the Jesus crap He was “in love” with a girl 12 yrs younger They broke up before the cult

@shereeoz

2 жыл бұрын

I understood completely!!

@thereseservais924

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't understand this "good news" either. The real one is miles away from that crap. Great humor once again Dr Grande !

@rachel-in-the-208

2 жыл бұрын

I seriously doubt his parents were “understanding”

@rachel-in-the-208

2 жыл бұрын

@@thereseservais924 I think we speak the same language.

Dr. Grande should have a stand-up comedy show. His observation asides are hilarious.

The only channel I can laugh at the jokes without feeling guilty.

I love the Dire Straits song’s reflection on this topic: “Two men sayin they’re Jesus. One of them must be wrong “.

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Love this!😍

@Guinevere.625

2 жыл бұрын

Mark Knopfler knows the truth, brother.

@audreylin3466

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus is also a common name in Mexico.

@dkeith45

2 жыл бұрын

Even more interesting when there's three: The Three Christs Of Ypsilanti, Milton Rokeach 1964.

@gilbertfranklin1537

2 жыл бұрын

@@audreylin3466 - I recently had a client who moved here from Mexico 8 years ago and now speaks English fairly well. He told me that the name Jesus (which they pronounce 'Hay-soose') is not meant to be given in recognition of the Jesus in Christian religions (pronounced 'Geez-us'). I have absolutely no idea whether this is true or not, and have not discussed with any other Hispanic people... but l agree it is a pretty common name among them. Maybe someone can clear this up?

I always suspected Jesus would be Australian.

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! There is just something about the down under continent that lets people be themselves (with beer!)

@coweatsman

2 жыл бұрын

It's where he likes to hang out and typically at a cross road.

@The_Crusty_Old_Hag_Next_Door

2 жыл бұрын

100% 👍🇦🇺

@vls3771

2 жыл бұрын

Yea...gooday mate crack open a tinny and let's have a nag about the good old days when the Romans ruled....

@trippmoore

2 жыл бұрын

Struth!

Dr Grande, I once again respectively request that you consider analyzing cult followers/members. What do they have in common? What attracts them to cults, etc, etc,?

@clairemarie1361

2 жыл бұрын

I’m currently writing a research content analysis regarding this. I can share once finished if you’d like.

I'm about to watch this right now and I can't wait! You're so cool. Thanks. From Erick.

"I guess 1,900 years in the spirit world wasn't enough to work out his fear issues." Dr. Grande that was hilarious! Thank you for another great video.

@nodiggity9472

2 жыл бұрын

Don't encourage him, he's bad enough as it is.

Barnum said it best. Every minute.

@PoeLemic

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, every single minute -- another fool is born.

Your dry sense of humor is excellent, Dr. Grande ... it's like my Grandfather's British sense of humor. Thanks for your interesting takes on this and other cults.

You say they “don’t think” His focus is on FEELING usually negative feelings. It’s easer to control a vulnerable and depressed person

@sonjawilliams989

2 жыл бұрын

Hey there Doll. I hope you are ok after this

@shereeoz

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah no worries He doesn’t upset me at all It’s my son who I miss knowing xx

I'm from Australia and I've never heard of these two fruit bags.

@seren9613

2 жыл бұрын

Omg really they've been on A Current Affair & other news outlets. Fruit loops is an apt description 😳 he has been accused of some horrific things. I'm also from Oz 🇦🇺

@sandra1761

2 жыл бұрын

60 Minutes Australia did a documentary about this guy some time ago.

@seren9613

2 жыл бұрын

@@sandra1761 yes they did 👍

@TJDious

2 жыл бұрын

Clearly you've been missing out on some free entertainment.

@pepelemoko01

2 жыл бұрын

For our population, we punch above our weight class when it comes to ratbags.

Great analysis Dr Grande. I'm from Australia, I've never heard of this group. But your humour was pure gold. I personally believe, they are con artists , playing on people who lack critical thinking skills. Thank you Dr Grande. Great topic

@pebblepod30

2 жыл бұрын

In a lot of Todd's videos, he uses original sources when he can get them, but he does not use them here at all.

@cottontails9003

2 жыл бұрын

@@pebblepod30 Thank you for that.

@coweatsman

2 жыл бұрын

The guy was interviewed by Derick Lambet of the Mythvision YT channel. Quite a hoot to listen to.

@cottontails9003

2 жыл бұрын

@@coweatsman Thank you, I will look it up.

@pebblepod30

2 жыл бұрын

@@cottontails9003 I suggest that you look up the FULL UNEDITED interview which will usually be on their own channel. Media often interview them for hours, then just cut & edit everything to create the narrative they want, instead of the narrative they find (& can you blame them? Imagine how bad this would make you look to your colleges if you the truth wasn't what everyone expected?)

Your channel is a super interesting; educative & Informative one! Thanks for sharing your precious points of view, and knowledge with the world.🙏

Dr Grande has studied cult leaders enough that he could actually start one. I'm in!

During the whole David Koresh deal, I was listening to talk radio & the DJ said, “You can see where the son of God needs corrective lenses” and I laughed so hard, I could hardly breathe. Good point. 😂

@nodiggity9472

2 жыл бұрын

All those poor people the Feds burned alive could hardly breath either.

@GabrielShakkori

Жыл бұрын

@@nodiggity9472 the feds were not 100% to blame this was a dangerous situation that karesh should have never allowed to get this far he had multiple chances to send people out it's sad either way but don't base your facts just on that silly drama movie

@nodiggity9472

Жыл бұрын

@@GabrielShakkori I don't even know what 'silly movie' you mean. I remember following the events as they happened, in real time. And what I remember was a huge over-reaction from at least two federal agencies (FBI & ATF) who appeared to be flexing on one another in order to justify their presence at the scene. If you can justify the fed's response to a non-violent situation demanding they set fire to a building full of frightened people, then you need to go back and re-examine the case.

There have been some really disturbing and horrific accusations made about this guy there are a couple of programs about him here in Australia, he's been accused of seducing female members and breaking up families. The guy should be in Jail not a compound. He and his Mary IMHO are more dangerous because of the fact they're a couple and seem less dangerous, thanks for doing this one Dr Grande. 🖤☺

@goldfishi5776

2 жыл бұрын

That doesn’t sound very miraculous..

@seren9613

2 жыл бұрын

@@goldfishi5776 no sounds nefarious 😬

@FrankBenlin

2 жыл бұрын

The part of having sex with everything is standard operations for cult leaders. They're lucky he's not chasing children around.

@cliveedwards2958

2 жыл бұрын

@@FrankBenlin he probably is chasing children around

@The_Crusty_Old_Hag_Next_Door

2 жыл бұрын

@@FrankBenlin he would be

I am enjoying not only your analyses but your sense of humor and outtakes.

Your one-liners are brilliant!

"Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong. There's a protest singer, he's singing a protest song." ( *Mark Knoppler -* Industrial Disease).

@Guinevere.625

2 жыл бұрын

Love Mark Knopfler ❤️

@coweatsman

2 жыл бұрын

Only one way to settle a dispute between 2 rival Jesusi is for a panel of professional wine tasters to taste their vinicultural creations from a feedstock of water. Also who can sink the bread and fishes futures markets the quickest.

"You can tell them by their fruit" comes to mind. As does "follow the money"

@oOIIIMIIIOo

Жыл бұрын

As does 'Love is the answer' …

Love your humor, mix with wit, reality, sarcasm.

Absolutely addicted to all things Dr Grande including He’s other channel

“ ………an insult to every hard-working cult-leader out there” good one

I never cease to be amazed at the incredible gullibility of people who fall for these absurd cults. Critical thinking seems to be a lost art among a large percentage of the human population.

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

And how!

@bxdxggxdxb2775

2 жыл бұрын

Is there really that much difference between believing THIS GUY is Jesus, vs believing you "have a personal relationship with Jesus" (like literally billions of people believe)? In a way, these cult members are the less gullible ones- at least the object of their worship can be shown to actually EXIST.

@dkeith45

2 жыл бұрын

@Ricardo Mercedes Exactly, and that anyone keeps voting Democrat is further proof.

@gilbertfranklin1537

2 жыл бұрын

@@bxdxggxdxb2775 - BINGO! (I'd say you were brilliant if I could pronounce your damn name)...😏

@DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT

2 жыл бұрын

@@dkeith45 Neither party has the plight of the average citizen as a priority. The Republicans are no better, and don't forget that ALL of the TV evangelist con artists are supporters of the Republican party.

Actually one of the funniest ones yet Dr Grande, please more content like this !! 😂🤣

The good doctor is everywhere!! I am amazed !!

Dr. Grande, I love when you talk about cult leaders.

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@candiceyoung8244

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@patricianoel7782

6 ай бұрын

I would like you to evaluate Joseph Smith Jr. The founder of the Mormon church/The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. “The B.I.T.E. Model” by Steven Hassen. Thanks.

"Hell Strength Febreeze product line." Classic.

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

💐👹

Hello from Dubai! Brilliant as always!!

Love you Dr. Grande!

Haven’t watched the whole video yet, but I’m going to go out on a leap and say No, he isn’t Jesus. But this does sound interesting, so thank you for the video Dr. Grande.

@sarahspencer1010

2 жыл бұрын

LOL! I was thinking the same thing.

@ChristinaTodd1970

2 жыл бұрын

Nope. Not Jesus.

@TheDarkness1

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, maybe he's Jeebus and living in a world of neuroticism.

@Fluffimuff

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ will come again, but he said it will be like lightning comes from the East to the West and everyone will know it. And he warned that there would be people like this guy claiming to be Jesus. The real Jesus Christ hasn't been floating around as a spirit he bodily arose on the third day and sits at the right hand of God the Father.

@Oona707

2 жыл бұрын

That's quite a leap. Lol I don't know man

I say this calls for a "Christ Contest"/ "Jesus off" between all the modern contenders! I'd buy a ticket just for the wine and fish! :)

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Don Novello's character Father Guido Sarducci said all you need to be a saint is two miracles and a card trick!😇🃏

@L8-APEX

2 жыл бұрын

"Jesus off" 😂 😂

@TheDarkness1

2 жыл бұрын

I'm in! Where do I sign up? 😁

@zeldapinwheel7043

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the bread.

@setaside2

2 жыл бұрын

I'm only in if they promise to keep the fish of better quality than your usual holy tilapia.

I love Dr. Grande's straight face humor.

I love the ad you used here.

"They need to think a certain way to be happy but they are not allowed to think"

Amazing what people will believe, and even more amazing what they think WE should believe.

@trippmoore

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that anyone believes in Jesus at all is pretty crazy.

@michellejohnsen912

2 жыл бұрын

@@trippmoore check out cold case Christianity, it's 100% true that Jesus of Nazareth is real.

@asdfgh-uh6cy

2 жыл бұрын

@@michellejohnsen912 There's no evidence for the existence of Jesus, Moses, or Muhammad.

@nodiggity9472

2 жыл бұрын

@@asdfgh-uh6cy Then how come its all meticulously recorded in The Holy Bible?

@nodiggity9472

2 жыл бұрын

(KJV)

This is beautiful Dr Grande ...

I love videos doc does on cults and conspiracy theories! The deadpan jokes are priceless!

If he is really the Jesus of Nazareth that was written about in the gospels and remembers his life of two millennia ago, he should easily speak first century Aramaic. I would love to see him try. I know it was mentioned in the video, but it would be something he should absolutely be able to do if his claim was remotely true.

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Always an excuse for the hard stuff!

@BenState

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus didn't exist. From Nazareth or Bethlehem?

@reignorshine.

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing , also what language did he converse with Plato?

@michellejohnsen912

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenState He was born in Bethlehem and grew up in Nazareth.

@midsein

2 жыл бұрын

So, if somebody could speak Aramaic it would prove they are Jesus? It would only prove they could speak Aramaic. Just like if somebody could speak Latin wouldn't prove they were Julius Caesar re-incarnated. lol

This is incredible, Doctor. I really like how you can tell when the ridiculousness of this overrides your Level 100 Deadpan skill. Thank you for bringing attention to issues like this in your unique way. Edit: they really went full-blown Dante's Inferno. I'm stocking up on Hell-strength air fresheners because I know that's where I'm headed.

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Great comment!🏆

@reignorshine.

2 жыл бұрын

A Friend of mine did that he got all his supplies ready for a trip to hell , and then after all that preparation he just left them lying next to his dead body . Doh !

@thedanielstraight

2 жыл бұрын

@@reignorshine. This is definitely a quandary of the highest degree. I'm not sure how to take the items with us. 🤣

@ramonaearnest4709

2 жыл бұрын

👍🤣

Congrats, Dr Grande. You managed to get through the entire background portion of this video without a trace of emotion. Guess you don't qualify for membership in this sect of The Secret believers, but you certainly have impressed me and your many commenters who've remarked on your superlative deadpan skills. Have there been studies done on which religious figure is most often "reincarnated" or, as in this case, "transported" back to Earth? Buddha, Mohammed, Shiva, they don't seem to get the same Press as Jesus. Is that just because of Western bias or do non-Christians just have a better grasp on reality? As always, appreciate your efforts ❤️

This is sheer brilliance!! I needed a good laugh and learn, cults and abusive religious tactics are fascinating to me. Thanks so much Dr Grande

“His wife didn’t react too positively after hearing the good news.” LOL.

... "And his ideology is based on not thinking." I think we can all agree Dr Grande also has a PHD in epic deadpan burns. A true genius.

wow you legit did a lot of research for this, spot on analysis.

You’re just brilliant, hysterical, thanks for the entertainment, you’d be the best company down the pub .

I'm sucked into a cult.... my 6 rescue cats. They totally control my emotional financial and spacial places. I control their survival and happiness. And I'm good with! I chose to do. I'm a born again Atheist and find these stories fascinating!

@gilbertfranklin1537

2 жыл бұрын

Manic Kayak - I am agnostic and cannot believe that anyone is Atheist. How can you PROVE that a person doesn't exist who doesn't exist? It is even difficult to prove cultists are crazy - though Dr Grande does a pretty good job of it, even without diagnosing anyone... 😉

@Catlily5

2 жыл бұрын

What is a born again Atheist?

@trippmoore

2 жыл бұрын

@@gilbertfranklin1537 Learn the definitions of words, dude. And what exactly is it that you are agnostic about? I myself am an agnostic atheist, and are the vast majority of so-called atheists. It means that I don’t know if any god or gods exist (or ever existed) and I don’t believe a god or gods exists. Atheism goes to one’s beliefs about gods, while agnosticism goes to what one knows about something. I’m agnostic about unicorns too, but I don’t call myself an agnostic because of it. But then again, I’m also aunicornist (if I may coin a word) because I don’t believe they exist. I don’t need to prove anything becuase I’m not making a positive claim. You, my friend, are also an agnostic atheist I would surmise.

@trippmoore

2 жыл бұрын

@@Catlily5 I image it’s a little word play joke, but if you want to get technical we are all born atheists. Until our parents tell us about the possible existence of mythological beings like gods none of use believes in them. A 1 year old cannot believe in god, so we all were atheist at one point from birth until some of us began to believe in a god (or gods, lets not leave the Hindus out). When a Christian, for example, decides that they no longer believe in the Abrahamic god, and also don’t believe in any other god, you could call them born again atheists. But again it was just a joke, I assume.

@LDiamondz

2 жыл бұрын

You are The Cat Goddess. Hailed by cats everywhere!

Another entertaining video as always Dr G! As an Aussie, I'm not surprised Jesus chose our gorgeous country as a place to live. I hope I'll have enough time to build an ark for when the tidal waves hit!

@LDiamondz

2 жыл бұрын

Of course he'd be there. Everyone wants to see the coral reef, after all!

@KnutFan

2 жыл бұрын

Oz has the best birds too! 🐦🦜

@michelesmith2620

2 жыл бұрын

He needs to help the koalas. What did they ever do wrong?

@f.g00gle44

2 жыл бұрын

@@KnutFan so many birds after me aye

i swear Dr. Grande most of your videos have a line or few that has me burst out laughing everytime, this one is killer. love your analysis’

LOVED this video and your presentation of Alan Miller. I was cracking up during your analysis. GREAT video! Oh - AND, how in the world does Alan explain marrying his MOTHER?

@katesims2346

5 ай бұрын

I thinks she's supposed to be Mary Magdalene

1:48 a.m in Greece,so nice to watching u dr Grande, insomnia is such a lonely word. Cults are scary and dangerous.He is such a typical cult leader

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Wishing you lovely sleep!😴

@janefrost1856

2 жыл бұрын

Good night to you in Greece from another insomniac in UK, wishing you peace and joy in life

@SeaBlue1976

2 жыл бұрын

@@janefrost1856 awwwww that was so sweet,thank you,God 🙏 bless you for ur kind words!!!

@SeaBlue1976

2 жыл бұрын

@@bthomson ready,finally (4:28 a.m)my friend!!!

@lf9341

2 жыл бұрын

Insomnia in Boston! Kali Nixta!

Dr. Grande, I'd like for you to do a case analysis of Sheila Bellush. She was killed at home, by a hit man hired by her ex husband. Her quadruplets were found in the house with her blood on them. This was in Sarasota, Florida. This is where I live now.. Her ex husband was a millionaire living in Texas, where I used to live. Another horrible case in Sarasota, Florida is the kidnapping and murder of Carlie Bruschia. Snatched while walking home via a shortcut through a car wash, that had video of the kidnapping. This case broke the hearts of everyone here. Her Mother was destroyed, eventually dying of a drug overdose. Just a thought. .

I love your sarcadtic tome when talking about religious crazziness. You're the best Dr G! X

Dr Grande..how can you keep a straight face while taking about these quacks? You are awesome!!

"Here's a summary of their belief system." I pause the video and get comfortable. I know that this is going to be good.

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! And grab a coffee!☕

"Not thinking is what they're good at."🔥🔥🔥🔥

I've never heard of these people and I'm Australian so thank you for bringing this to my attention, religion really does some strange things to people.

Excellent presentation ...

“Hell wasn’t as bad as I thought but what is the deal with the smell?”😂😂😂 Dr. Grande, you too funny! Thank you for the laughter, and yes your analysis was way more refreshening than Hell Strength Air Freshener.❤️

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Hi Rejane! The slightly lighthearted ones are so much fun to comment on! Cheers!🐑🐥🐇

@rejaneoliveira5019

2 жыл бұрын

@@bthomson Hi Bruce! Yes, I know right!😉 This one was so funny, I was laughing throughout.😅

@LDiamondz

2 жыл бұрын

@@rejaneoliveira5019 This one was really funny. Not as funny as the Jeffrey Toobin video, though. Remember that one? 😆

@rejaneoliveira5019

2 жыл бұрын

@@LDiamondz Oh my goodness yes! That was hysterical!🤣🤣🤣

@LDiamondz

2 жыл бұрын

@@rejaneoliveira5019 Ikr? I just watched it again. 😆

May we conclude that some people are just nuts?

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

Dr. Grande is out here straight gutting these fledgling theologies.

it's very interesting you found him. I watched him a few years ago and he gave me David Koresh reborn vibes... I talked to him and even said it and they both lost it on me and told me to rebuke that in the name of Jesus Christ.. It was scary. be careful Dr.Grande.

I missed some of what you said cause i was laughing too much . Will replay 😅🤣😂

How on earth can this crazy guy possibly think he's the Messiah - when I know that I am!

I really enjoy your videos Dr. Grande. I just have one question, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is as little as possible and 10 is as great as possible, how pleased are you with yourself when you crack the dry humor? Thanks! Keep on producing!

“Hell-strength air freshener” 🤣 This is your funnest video thus far. Amazing you did this with a straight face. As tempting as it sounds, thank you for stopping us from joining his cult. I don’t think I could function without thinking 🤣

He actually sounds like a perfectly sane grifter.

Imagine going to hell and the worst thing you can say about it, is… it smelled bad.

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

The girl also comments good!

Bless you Dr Todd for your dry humour!

DOC, I GOT YOU! SMILING AT 4:53 !! I knew you'd do it someday! Screen shot for Eternity! Love Ya!

I find any cult frightening, Alan seems to be a buffoon, but nonetheless just as frightening as other cults.

Definitely “not thinking” is the strong suit of the followers. Hell is smelly, lol. Excellent analysis of the Devine Truth. So many vulnerable people look for acceptance and fall prey to a cult.

@trippmoore

2 жыл бұрын

That’s true of religions as well as cults.

@CharGC123

2 жыл бұрын

About the only difference I can see between religion and a cult... religion worships dead masters, and cults living ones. They both suppress reason and rational thought in favor of belief in the supernatural, rely on brainwashing, and adhering to fabricated dogma to be recognized as a member.

@oOIIIMIIIOo

Жыл бұрын

People look for love, which includes acceptance. 🙂

I actually stopped writing my report research paper because I heard Dr. Grande's voice...and well, we are talking about Jesus of Nazareth tonight? Oh, please.....I have to listen right now.

Dr. Grande, I can tell you had way too much fun with this one 🤣🤣🤣

His parents believed he was Jesus, but not his wife.....but his mother once took him to see a mental health professional? I was raised in Jehovah's Witnesses, too, and no J'sWs mother is going to employ the services of a mental health professional or later believe her son is Jesus.

@ebonybryant8553

2 жыл бұрын

So was I n not seeking a mental health professional is not true.

@shereeoz

2 жыл бұрын

She did try to have him committed His parents never believed

Yay thanks Dr Grande. I’m sick and your videos are a great distraction!

@Johnny-sj9sj

2 жыл бұрын

Get well soon Kate!

@seren9613

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you're feeling better asap, Get Well 💞

@michael-m

2 жыл бұрын

Feel better soon Kate

@commentingpausedtoprotectus

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it feels nice to be nice to a stranger so get well soon mate! KZread for all its faults can be a great boon when one is under the weather.

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

So true! Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

Dude, that was AWESOME! "The New Hell Strength Febreze Product Line" !!!

Hello Dr. Excellent work as always. Would you please do a video on BTK, the serial killer?

Never miss one of your vids. They always give me a little chuckle :)

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Not always!😓

I swat the like button as soon as I hit play. I can always change it needed. But, It’s never been needed! 👍🏽👍🏽

I'm Australian and we are chuffed when Dr Grande speaks about cult leaders from down under. I saw an interview with Alan Miller. He is a fraudster and an attention seeker. I'm glad that he does not live in my part of Australia.

I will continue my prayer for all.

There are some days that your videos are the best thing about my day!

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Even a good day!😎

Laughing at what Sartre’s character Garcin states in “No Exit,” simply put: Hell is other people.

@kafkettethehungerartist

2 жыл бұрын

in-abso‐rootin‐tootin‐forking‐lutely-deed, my friend. indeed it is, & it's only getting worse.

@bthomson

2 жыл бұрын

Great wooorrrddd!

@nonnobissolum

2 жыл бұрын

@Nightwood....totally 100% agree with Sartre (and presumably you)...but...never forget that each of us is one of those "other people" to everyone else. 🤔

This is really hilarious you had me in stitches,as for this guy I have nothing to add you covered everything.

I had a friend who thought he was Jesus after something of a spiritual awakening and, soon enough, he met a woman who agreed with him and thought she was Mary Magdalene. They also had friends who thought they were Judas, John the Baptist, etc. Anyway, they all grew out of it sooner or later.