"I'd be turning the ship and saying take me back to the famine" - I'm dead!!

@juletaurus

4 жыл бұрын

:D

@jungleninja8415

4 жыл бұрын

That's hit the nail on the coffin there for me yeah 🤣😂🤣

@charlesedwards2856

4 жыл бұрын

I was dying at that one!

@ladygakga9265

3 жыл бұрын

THROAT LAUGH! 😭

"send me back to the famine" is the strongest critique an Irishman can make!

@thokim84

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that why he is Irish? His ancestors were kicked off the boat.

Judging by everyone's reactions, I think all the animals were raised on a diet of surströmming and goji berries.

@m.otoole7501

4 жыл бұрын

With a side of durian.

@Ctuchik

3 жыл бұрын

Goji berries are great though. I have 2 bushes outside i planted a few years ago.

Dermot: "My groans of pleasure and displeasure are very similar." Me, immediately, aloud: "His poor girlfriend."

The best part was at the end when Dermot asks 'Hey everyone did you like watching us gag on some meat?' Thank you Irish People for trying things no one else is willing to. To those who's taste buds are about to die we salute you.

@Finwolven

4 жыл бұрын

I was hoping they'd do a rooster joke on the chicken one...

@Gaeilgeoir

4 жыл бұрын

*whose

@maureenturin9041

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna know where this other channel is! *lol*

The desperation in Brians eyes when he asked for the bin... fueled my anxiety and made me laugh at the same time 😂

@Chef.joyardee

4 жыл бұрын

And Colin did understand him 😂

@Kasstastr0phy

4 жыл бұрын

And Brian had to drink the Durian Fruit tea and he didn’t gag like he did here...

"This was a paid presentation on behalf of the Vegetarian Association Of Ireland™"

John's 'Mr. Hanky' made me lose it for a few minutes. 🤣 TRY, so we don't have to. Love these videos 👍👍

Guy's you need to adopt what I was taught back in the day in the Army when eating indigenous food "Don't smell it, don't ask what it is, just choke it down and smile all in the name of winning hearts and minds" LOL

“Take me back to the famine.” Has to be the absolute best sentence in the history of the Try channel. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

@jasonkh3943

4 жыл бұрын

I think most would agree that "frothing at the gash" holds that title lmao

@trudat1498

4 жыл бұрын

Jason kH I agree that right there at the top, but this one had me laughing so hard my mother was starring at me like I’d lost my ever loving mind.

@jasonkh3943

4 жыл бұрын

The Irish are so uninhibited, I absolutely luv it lmao

@middlechild67

3 жыл бұрын

I think “Smeggy Vag” beats them all. 🤣

I haven't laughed this hard at a Try video I think ever! Absolute instant classic, Dermot and Laura were amazing.

@marilynalvarez9951

3 жыл бұрын

They really were funny....I too laughed so hard with them!

@joancoulton3206

3 жыл бұрын

I still laugh when I watch this one. “It’s terrible, but I kinda like it”

@jameskirschling7887

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more. This was the best and funniest video from the Try channel.

@maryosborne1809

2 жыл бұрын

I've never laughed so hard and almost got sick at the same time, sometimes Dermot is too descriptive with how disgusting something is...

I have tears in my eyes from laughing at John and Dermot's reactions. All of you should get a raise for doing this video.

Getting paired with Dermot ALWAYS brings the best “funny” in anyone. He’s like a good luck charm.

@eugenelim1436

4 жыл бұрын

Or a bad memory you simply can't forget

@Chef.joyardee

4 жыл бұрын

Eugene Lim Hahahahahahaha ... you just never forget Dermot tho!

@eugenelim1436

4 жыл бұрын

Joy B I think after this particular shoot Laura wishes she could've 😂

@TheRedGameboy

4 жыл бұрын

The poor dear was traumatized. He tortured her with his newly found fetish. This whole shoot, I now know what it feels like for Dermot to eat peanut butter.

@eugenelim1436

4 жыл бұрын

TheRedGameboy how Dermot feels, or how the peanut butter feels? 😂

That first gag noise Dermot made, I heard a dog make the same noise once right before puking on the floor.

@robertsanchez4588

4 жыл бұрын

I heard them all again as I read that... Dermot and remembering the dog under the table. I laughed sooooooo hard!

6:54 Brian suffering & John just casually going about his business 😭😭

“I like my food to challenge me, dammit!” LMFAO!!!!!!!

He bust's out "Mr.Hanky" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cheekyb71

4 жыл бұрын

I nearly choked laughing at that!! 💩

"Take me back to the famine" Hahahahaha!

@robynhayward

4 жыл бұрын

It really says it all eh hahahah 🤣🤣

@sherryarmstrong4683

4 жыл бұрын

Really got to be bad to want to go back to a famine

@shantlacewade9481

4 жыл бұрын

Wow 😅

@geraldp8022

4 жыл бұрын

That has to be one of the best try lines ever, wonderfully dark humor

@jossynda

4 жыл бұрын

Jen Goodrick that comment got me as well! 😂😂

This is one of the funniest Trys ever. Dermot and Laura's "kissing" meat bars and John's narrations brought me to laughing tears. Great show!

"I'd be turnin' the ship around... Take me back to the famine." LMAO

Dermott: “it smells like a dirty pair of Jocks” second sniff.....”Why did you do that again?” Dermott there was absolutely no good answer for that!

@SangosEvilTwin

4 жыл бұрын

it's like, a dude thing, I can't explain it

Dermot's gagging was only bested by Brian repeatedly asking John for the bin and John not understanding! The look of desperation on Brian's face is not one I've seen before! But Dermot's gagging was pretty awesome too! 💙

“Take me back to the famine!” 😂

At our local Macey's supermarket, I have passed these by everyday, wondering what they taste like, and if I should buy one. Now I know. And I never ever have to try them. Thanks Try!

If John doesn't like something then it's beyond any redemption.

@superhellboy186

4 жыл бұрын

That's how my parents and brother are if i don't eat it they know it isn't good

Am I the only one with a tinny crush on Dermot? He never fails to make me laugh~

@carriemartinez4758

3 жыл бұрын

I have a teensy crush on him too lol

@samlubbe6032

3 жыл бұрын

We all have a massive crush on Dermot.

@carriemartinez4758

3 жыл бұрын

He's friggin adorbs!!

@wtfpwnz0red

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe a woody crush

@vvandyke

3 жыл бұрын

Nope! He's adorable!

10:04...Jon's piggy noise barnyard squeal, when eating the pork snack & Brian's reaction....Class!🐷🐖🐽

Saw in the description that they are from Bulgaria and that EXPLAINED EVERYTHING.

I misread this as MARS BARS on the day 😭😭😭

@_zoie

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no girl... oh no. Big mistake 🤣🤢

@luispadilla6730

4 жыл бұрын

Go in mars bars on mind and instead get those. I wondered why you had the look of one whose soul was crushed. Wtf were those....

@thirstfast1025

4 жыл бұрын

That's an unfortunate misread!

@benrogers7935

4 жыл бұрын

They should have treated you to your favorite food after that

@xenoglossy

4 жыл бұрын

The only real problem with bacon is they only sell it in single serving sizes.

The makers of this product are not getting the advertisement for which they had hoped.

@michaelheath2866

4 жыл бұрын

Don't be so sure. Most "health" products like this don't taste all that great. The argument is they'd have to put bad stuff to make it taste amazing like artificial flavors and sugar, etc... So they can get away with a certain amount of yuck if they can convince the customer (a.k.a. Gym Rats) that it's helping them.

Dermot: "Oh you'll be fine!" Also Dermot: gags the whole time

"Turn the ship around and take me back to the famine." Brian! LoL And, Dermot "likes" the smell of "used jocks"... Okay... LoL No surprises there. 😆 (Dermot lifts his coffee mug in greeting and smiles w/a wink) "Try! We make people sick!"

I think Laura might need treatment for Post Dermot Related Trauma after this one, poor girl!

@johngammon7891

4 жыл бұрын

There should be a rule that they're not allowed to make you work with Dermot 2 videos in a row...or is there already....

@jamesmosley2508

4 жыл бұрын

I never looked at it that way...but I think u may be right.may need a small amount of $$$$$ 2 go along with that

It’s like the company asked “how can we make jerky worse in every possible way?

@The_Keeper

4 жыл бұрын

And succeeded spectacularly.

@darkmindedbutterfly5290

4 жыл бұрын

Aaron Macy I like jerky.

@scottmacgregor3444

4 жыл бұрын

No, the company asked "How can we make people think that our mish mash of miscelaneous meat scraps is as good as jerkey?" They did not succeed.

@BrianFromZion2012

3 жыл бұрын

I think those are like $3 a bar too.

@Tk3997

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottmacgregor3444 Yeah this reeks of some 'genius' product development guy's 'brilliant' plan to 'add value' to some meat processors left overs.

I watched this last night and silently laughed so hard, it made my gf wake up because the bed was shaking so hard. Thank you all for keeping my spirits up.

2:22 Turn the boat around, take me back to the famine. Best hyperbole ever.

Jon Sharperson " I'm having my own troubles over here" LMFAO!

@marilynalvarez9951

3 жыл бұрын

John Sharpson.......hysterical really laughed at this one too

"It's terrible, but I kind of like it." I feel like Dermot has heard that said more often than he'd like to admit.

"WTF IS THIS?!?!?" "It is supposed to be CHICKEN!!?!" Oh the tears, the tears of laughter. This is the best episode you have done to date! :D

BEST Try video since drunken Bob Ross (which I can’t stop watching btw)! Brian’s desperate pleas to John to hand him the bin were pure entertainment magic. Suffering truly is art.

It’s advertised as the snickers bar made of meat. That is so wrong on a hundred levels 😂🤣

@eleanorhansen6716

4 жыл бұрын

Sharon Conway tell me that isn’t true. That’s just cruel.

@Finwolven

4 жыл бұрын

If only there was truth in advertising...

@carmenburton4918

4 жыл бұрын

What? Noooo.. the horror

@duckmyass

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe if they just coated it in chocolate it would be okay.

@kairoshin

4 жыл бұрын

Hungry? Why wait? Gag on some meat!

Those things make SPAM look like filet mignon.

@laobejanegra926

4 жыл бұрын

😭😂👍

@markf1690

4 жыл бұрын

But Spam can be pretty good heated or in recipes. I don't think those bars could be made into something even just plain bad in any way, shape or form.

@laobejanegra926

4 жыл бұрын

@@markf1690 also true!

@andrewthezeppo

4 жыл бұрын

Spam, Jerry tomato and pineapple skewers on the grill are great

@thepreacher7703

4 жыл бұрын

Don't knock SPAM. it's the finest quality SPiced hAM. Slice it on half length wise and barbeque it, throw on a slice of cheap processed cheese and you have a delightful sandwich.

Laura and Dermot were killiin' it! Absolutely hilarious!😂🤣😂🤣

I almost tossed my cookies for real when John squished that one bar...seriously just thinking about it makes me sick. Good for you all for at least trying them!

"if it's just meat in a wrapper I'll be excited." I'm glad Brian's so supportive of safe meat

@damagecontrol7

4 жыл бұрын

but raw meat feels so gooooood.

“What’s your favourite spice?” “Flour” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m not a spice fan either

@b.calvinsaul1909

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, those precious Irish and their tender wee tongues!

@Damaged262

4 жыл бұрын

@@b.calvinsaul1909 And god forbid if that flour comes with peanut butter or mayo, convulsions will follow!

"It'll be fine! Hurk..." That needs to be on a shirt. Dermot deserves an Oscar for this shoot. Easily one of my favorite TRY vids of all time.

Absolutely love the way Laura and Dermot play off each other.

Can you imagine being in the PR dept of this company ... the sheer joy for seeing your product here but then watching the reviews

@HappyHarryHardon

4 жыл бұрын

You can see there promo dream team on their IG.

@arnoldsherrill6305

4 жыл бұрын

I had the strangest feeling they were going to get negative feedback but I don't think they have really expected today to see something like this., this is like an avalanche of no, the meat equivalent of New Coke

This was, by far, the best video, ever! I literally had tears in my eyes. Dermot has the best gag response! Are ya going back in for another smell! The man is masochist. LOL The South Park references were classic, cause that's what it looked like to me, too.

@9SmartSand6

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking when John asked for the close-up. "Howdy, folks!" - a foiled-wrapped Mr. Hankey.

"Have you ever found your self longing for unrefrigerated meat turds in a sealed wrapper? Well...do we have the product for you."

Best line *ever* 2:21 “take me back to the famine.”

"If you loves those bars, leave a comment" Comment section: * tumbleweed rolls by *

Why does watching these people put themselves through things like this make me laugh so much?

@Stevarooni

4 жыл бұрын

Shadenfreude.

@I_am_Allan

4 жыл бұрын

We're horrible, horrible humans, and we're all going to hell.

@damagecontrol7

4 жыл бұрын

b/c it's not you!

Is that like the sweet corn someone left behind?? Made me laugh so hard.

"What's your favorite spice?" "Flour." Laura, you're the best.

Laura's reaction to Dermot's comment at 2:49 💀 I'm dead

"oh we have to do the whiff test, it's what's it all about *Dermot sniffs then gags, THEN repeats!* "Do you like bacon, pork, or ham?" " I love it!" "Who doesn't?" " *goes high pitched* So it'll be fine!" *immediately gags when it gets closer to his face*

Whoever edited this did such a funny move by making the cuts to finish sentences. Very slick.

So there I was, just sitting down to enjoy a lovely lime popsicle, when I thought "Hey, let's have a look at the new TRY video. Now here I am with sticky melted lime stuff on my hands, because I've lost the desire to eat anything ever again

@evavillarreal5713

3 жыл бұрын

Oops

@jeremyc9593

Жыл бұрын

I've got sticky stuff on my hands as well, and it definitely isn't popsicle

With the amount excellent cured meat and sausages around, why does this exist???

@LindaC616

4 жыл бұрын

Low carb lifestyle....

@ravenshrike

4 жыл бұрын

Its designer pemmican. Great as a travel food if you have no access to refrigeration or cooking implements. Otherwise not so much.

@samiam619

4 жыл бұрын

ravenshrike Then just get Jerky and be done with it!

@Vespuchian

4 жыл бұрын

@@ravenshrike But pemmican tastes good!

@d2factotum

4 жыл бұрын

I choose to believe it's a clever marketing ploy by a company run by militant vegans, myself.

Dermot's goal is to make her puke, just as fast as he can.. 😁

@jamesmosley2508

4 жыл бұрын

I got that impression myself

@sadekx5251

4 жыл бұрын

I like the chemistry of those 2

@acepilot1

4 жыл бұрын

Placenta

@addmoreice

4 жыл бұрын

That moment: "Oh, for f**k sake.."

@jonlatham7963

4 жыл бұрын

Laura was gagging on every meat bar. Dermot didn't need to encourage her.

I feel like its a dog food company trying to venture into human food market.

@NicholsKT

3 жыл бұрын

No. It’s a dog food company, and Colin just told them it was for people so they’d eat it.

I would have LOVED to have seen Lolsy's reaction to these!!!

Wtf is wrong with the company that made this product. Who’s bright idea was it to grind meat and fruit into a paste to eat as a bar?i can’t see this lasting for too long. Time to fire the genius who gave this product the green light

@HappyHarryHardon

4 жыл бұрын

Jeff Morrow Bulgaria.

@saraxison1725

4 жыл бұрын

It's those crazy keto people. Creating all sorts of crimes against food!

@tjmobleycpc

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like its just pemmican

@bcaye

4 жыл бұрын

@@tjmobleycpc, but pemmican was never about enjoyment, but subsistence. I bet these cost a fair amount as well.

@darkjesterxiii

4 жыл бұрын

I can see meat paste as being a thing cuz it does exist. But who the hell puts fruit into meat paste? I bet the guy who made pineapple and ham pizza is behind this.

11:02 Dermot: “Hey guys would you like to see us gag more on some meat?? We got a whole ‘nother channel for that...” Me: Does it involve LJG and his “cabbage??”😉 I’ve officially watched too many Irish Try videos

@willowsverge3046

4 жыл бұрын

Rofl.....me too!

@ToUnderstandAFool

4 жыл бұрын

there's bells and whistles and then there's LJG

@CanuckJim

4 жыл бұрын

We get it - onlyfans it is then.

@rebelguy9487

4 жыл бұрын

ARE YA HAVIN' THAT!?

Oh my God, I'm dying! I had tears in my eyes and had to pause the video. Laughing so hard there's no sound coming out, my dog started whining like something was wrong with me. In the midst of COVID-19 and the rioting in Minneapolis, thanks for giving me some true joy during this $hit show that we call 2020. Brilliant episode; I'll be sharing this one for sure!

Somewhere in the out takes is Ciara going, "I quite like it" before pushing someone of their chair.

@janetsbridgeofsighs8974

4 жыл бұрын

Haydn I am 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 over here!

@brandyirizarry3827

4 жыл бұрын

It's a sophisticated taste, she would say 🤣💯

@ericbaum5918

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandyirizarry3827 "There's layers of flavor"

Is this the Try episode with the most amount of "Food" thrown into the bin?

Dermot, you absolute legend... Had me laughing way harder than I should from start to finish! (also lots of love to the other TRYers but Dermot really stood out today)

6:47 "she does the gag better than I do" is he a little jealous?

1:53 nailed that Mr. Hankey impression!🤣

Whats your Favorite spice? FLour!!!!! Gold

Forget a Snicker's bar, these are the new pool turds.

@GRDaniell4507

4 жыл бұрын

Nice "Caddyshack" reference!

@truckerkevthepaidtourist

4 жыл бұрын

actually that was a baby Ruth bar that was chucked into the pool.. it looks like chunk 'o shit

@TM-10-py7ji

4 жыл бұрын

Dooodiiieee

@PurpleHays713

4 жыл бұрын

You're supposed to use a baby ruth lol

Super grateful for this video. Before it even started, I thought, "I should open a new tab to search for this product. No, I'll just watch first." Wow, I'm so glad I watched. Sounds like cut-rate pemmican on the go. I think I'd rather have the pemmican. Thank you for doing that.

"Oh is that the sweet corn someone's left behind?" I almost choked on my tea...hysterical. They are surely turds. God bless ya for trying them. PS - going vegetarian as of .....now!

But I thought.... I thought they'd be... okaaay?! 😭😭😭😭😭

@IronmanV5

4 жыл бұрын

The idea seems nice but the execution leaves A LOT to be desired. I'll be having salad for dinner now.......

@shazcon71

4 жыл бұрын

You’re a hero John 👏👏👏👏 😂🤣 they looked shite!!! 😋

@glennkelley2307

4 жыл бұрын

You squeezing that one bar close up. I swear you were a 2 year old kid in the grass squeezing a dog shit you found. That was vile. I have tried many of the things you all have tried. That will never be one i try.

@9SmartSand6

4 жыл бұрын

@@Makapolu - Yeah, that little pig squeal was brilliant.

@genevalencia1746

4 жыл бұрын

Which was worse, these or the lobster candy?? Mix the two and get a sweets' Surf & Turf!!! 😆😆😂😂

I haven't seen this much heaving since...Surströmming? (Yes, apologies, that's a call WAY back...)

@craigsnider198

4 жыл бұрын

YES!! I was thinking the same thing!

@ThePineappleKnight932

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, they tried surströmming!? Please link.

@glennkelley2307

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThePineappleKnight932 dont drink during that video. You will choke laughing so hard.

@omnomshibob

4 жыл бұрын

Probably why Donal wasn't included in this one. He monstered that fermented rotten fish piss.

@fr2ncm9

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the Durian treats.

Thank you to all involved. The presentation was terrific and I cannot remember laughing this hard in recent memory!

"Dogs would love these..." was expecting at the end that they find out they ARE dog treats lol

I've never heard of these and I guess that's a good thing.

This why we eat jerky in the states instead... W T F were those....

@BryonLape

4 жыл бұрын

These are from the states.

@homegardenbook4886

4 жыл бұрын

@@BryonLape description says they are from Bulgaria.

@crystanick2697

4 жыл бұрын

@@BryonLape reading is important 😉🤦‍♀️

@charliefoxtrotsky4104

4 жыл бұрын

@@BryonLape The Irish make such gross things....meat bars...who would have thought of such a thing? well, The Irish

@homegardenbook4886

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely from Bulgaria.... www.meatmebar.com/en/history

Laura was cute as hell when she said "flour"

Gotta love efficient food, it looks the same going in as coming out! 🤣

That does it... Dermot's ability to revel in the unbridled nastiness of the meat bar experience has me convinced... Since Andrew Zimmern was fired from his weird foods show a year or two ago, the producers of that show need to get off their asses and cast Dermot in his place. I would actually tune into "Bizarre Foods with Dermot Ward."

@szubal

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please. Now please.

@BryonLape

4 жыл бұрын

As long as they don't make him eat peanut butter.

@hillbillydelux

4 жыл бұрын

Hell fuckin yes!

@paraworldblue

4 жыл бұрын

There are so many mediocre shows out there that could be amazing if they'd just cast Dermot like they know they should!

@johnperez6069

4 жыл бұрын

Random World Of Channel Dad Bryon Lape - I believe Dermot would be able summon the raw determination to eat peanut butter as long as George was forced to eat it at the same time...😂🤣🤣

I LOVE 🥰 Nicole's glasses; they look SOOO pretty on her!!

@bubbles9975

4 жыл бұрын

@@PRicanGeek // 🥰 I agree as well

It's pemican, which is what the native Americans would make to preserve meat for winter and long marches. It's jerky meat pulverized and mixed with other stuff that needed to be preserved. Someone may have said this, buried in comments, but couldn't find it.

I've enjoyed every Try video ever made, but I've never had so many tears in my eyes from laughing so much. All-time classic

"Its terrible but I kind of like it. " My life in a nutshell.

@vegaschick4eva590

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Bigfoot_lifts

4 жыл бұрын

I cant like this comment because its at 69 likes. Lets keep it that way

@willowsverge3046

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Grey aww some folks didnt read on. Its at 78 now. (Sorry about that last one. It was me😁👍)

@mikemack9701

4 жыл бұрын

"Not allowed on KZread (if you know what I mean)."

@Gaeilgeoir

4 жыл бұрын

*It's

If it weren't for the smell, the texture and the taste... oh, and the look, it would be pretty good.

@samiam619

4 жыл бұрын

CapitolBrian And hated by all!

Gave a like and went straight to the comments....I couldn't look at another one of those meat bars.....kudos to the tryers for getting through to the end....

"Annnnnnd back in the bag you gooooooo." Hahaha, perfect.

Thank you Guy's for showing me these Meat Snacks ... so I never have to try them way to go Try Channel!!!!!!

*"I thought i was getting lucky there...but no its a meat bar" Dermot "Well...depends on Who's meat it is"* 😂🤣 Love him!

my wife and I would like to thank all of you for showing us this product. You have saved us from making a big mistake.

Any consolation I bought one at Walmart check-out since I saw this video & offered it to my HAPPY HAPPY Emotional Support Therapy dog who rides in a back pack when we go into stores.... Baby Scott REFUSED it and when I tried to force close to his mouth HE BIT THE BACK OF MY HEAD....LMAO it was so horrible when I tried it.... Everyone in lines next to us were laughing.

Oh, that's just horrific. I'm always wishing there were more options for savory protein bars, but not like this. Not like this.

“ that’s definitely a dog treat “ ahahhahah

@dianerose8316

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't feed that to my dog.

This has got to be the absolute funniest thing I've ever watched them eat! I'm literally crying here...

I was looking into savory protein bars and these WERE in my Amazon cart until I watched this video. Thank you TRY Channel!!!!