"Blessed are the poor in spirit...because poor kids are just as bright as white kids!" 😁

@aGoogLeUser

2 ай бұрын

😂

@kleantoof9140

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@iamsorryforbeingrudebefore1626

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@coolfizzin

2 ай бұрын

Lol! They should definitely add that into the video.

@Tommy_Two_Two

2 ай бұрын

Solid! Best comment so far! 😂

And he sniffed her hair, and it was good.

@ctcv-to8kq

2 ай бұрын

HA!

@nalonabrato8900

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤮🤣

@HelloKitty-jz5gm

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@samuraijedi1669

2 ай бұрын

😂💀

@precisionrigging9064

2 ай бұрын

pussy hair I hope

Do not let the little children come to him…

@rancearnold8074

Ай бұрын

I'm dyin'!!!lol

@VHGbham

Ай бұрын

And most importantly, don't let him come onto the little children.

@timcurtis4041

Ай бұрын

Because your kids will get sniffed and feel very awkward.

@catherinecorn7627

Ай бұрын

AMEN on that one!

@aqlanimations4822

8 күн бұрын

Sounds like lefties when they count anything lol. Them people at the maga thing their were like 79 trillion, and 59 thousands cow farts will end that night because that's like times two equals 4000 ca drillion farts in one night. Yup. Now it's off to my tiny apartment with 12 other people, 1 bedroom, 1 half bath, 19 cats.

The tombs also were opened. And many bodies of those who had fallen asleep were raised - to vote to save democracy.

@johnomalia5117

2 ай бұрын

Not every body, Joe is still asleep.

@cherylhodges7617

2 ай бұрын

Too funny

@Corrinthian_

2 ай бұрын

Nice 😄

@ed6954

2 ай бұрын

👍🏻

@christopherdotson7189

Ай бұрын

Winner!

"No man should lay with another Man, unless I need votes..."

@SweatyFatGuy

2 ай бұрын

It is better to live in a corner of the housetop than in a house without ice cream and firing prosecutors in other countries by withholding money without the authority...

@princessleira2663

2 ай бұрын

this one should have been in there hahah

@CriminalonCrime

2 ай бұрын

@@SweatyFatGuy IS IT nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortunes, given to Ukraine...? IS IT REALLY NOBLER, or does nobility REQUIRE that one SELF PRESERVE lest their spiritual life force be relinquished and therefore no longer able to nobilify!? I for one feel like no noble giving free money to Ukraine and I do think self preservation in the name of nobility later is exactly how a noble mind should work, because nobility is an ongoing process that can only be achieved by those noble enough to possess it and those numbers are currently fractured beyond sensical math, the noble has to reserve his or her nobility and focus on duty! And now you can truly see the true meaning of why nobles even existed in the first place, Noble's weren't just ravenous fiefdom lords, they had books to balance and it was an artistic dance to balance said books!

@kennorthunder2428

2 ай бұрын

@@CriminalonCrime I get your drift. Noblelity and virtue were things ruminated on by both Christians and none Christians. Phillipians 4:8, 2Peter 1:3,5

@rmorales3553

2 ай бұрын

Unless he's the secretary of TRANS-portation 🤣

Genisis 3:11- And God said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Joe: "Twas was my daughter whilst we took shower together".

ashes to ashes dust to dust, and though I lay thee into the ground know that thy vote will forever be cast in favour of the democrats.

And Moses said to Hamas.. Let the hostages go.. But Hamas heart was hardened... 🤔

@maxmurphy7306

2 ай бұрын

And Moses said to Netanyahuand the idf . Your dreams will be terrorized by the crying and agony of the innocent women, children and elderly you have murdered .

@GogakuOtaku

2 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@igorlopes7589

Ай бұрын

​@@maxmurphy7306And Moses said to everyone, Hamas and Netanyahu are both war criminals

"and the jailer said, what must i do to be saved? and paul and silas said to him, just get vaccinated, man!" - acts 16 something

@CathyCampbell-Mosley-uy1ee

2 ай бұрын

Only satan people got the jab. Fearmunster. Is what China joe jobcommunist party do. Damn globalist

@aaronimp4966

2 ай бұрын

:31

@TheRealRenn

2 ай бұрын

You and thine whole household And the jailer fell on his knees and asked where the closest Walgreens was...at

@boro66

Ай бұрын

you are a fool

@metapuckluck6887

Ай бұрын

“Thanks to Operation Warp Speed, we developed a vaccine in just nine months. We've already begun a nationwide vaccination program, and we're sending the vaccine all over the world. The world will benefit, we'll benefit, and everybody's calling to thank ME!!!! …we can never let people forget where it came from and how it came.” Donald J. Trump 12-31-20

"I am the Way, the Truth and the Facts. And we believe Truth over Facts."

@victorgokey8996

2 ай бұрын

And it was said unto the people, belive the science man! Just get the vaccine and it's all good oh, and if thou art vaccinated thou shelter not spread the covid unto thy brother!😂

@jerrys1

Ай бұрын

That was AOC but close enough

@trollpatrol8453

Ай бұрын

@@jerrys1umm unless AOC wrote bidens script.. or joe was just quoting her.. Biden actually said it tho. Did he plagiarize it? It’s kinda his thing so most likely

@kristenlandon1538

15 күн бұрын

I’m sure she would be an apostle in his book. 😏

@zerxilk8169

5 сағат бұрын

@@jerrys1 Bidens was facts over truth...

These comments are priceless as well!! Great job everyone. And the Bee of course.

@earlofmar7987

2 ай бұрын

These comments are better than what the Bee came up with.

@elliottberkley

20 күн бұрын

Comments are gold "A tenth of your money to Ukraine" killed

@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws

11 күн бұрын

Isn't it hilarious how they have Biden holding the Bible upside down for a photo opp, where in reality of course it was Trump who did that?

"Herod was a Bad Dude... And, he ran a bunch of Bad Boys."

@rudyschwab7709

2 ай бұрын

AKA: Corn Pop

@tylermorrison7051

2 ай бұрын

I read this with my poor man's Biden voice. Too funny. I would also add...Love thy neighbor, and apologize for calling him Esther (Williams).

It's mind-blowing that there are still people who support biden.

@TheVertigoalley

2 ай бұрын

People who manufacture adult diapers, pudding cups, and training wheels…why vote against your own interests?

@cherylhodges7617

2 ай бұрын

They just don't want to be wrong

@Watcherofprovidence

Ай бұрын

My dad is one of them. Though it’s really because he despises Trump. Even though if Trump was actually guilty of anything they had EIGHT years to find proof of it🙄.

Give a tenth of your money to Ukraine

@oogiev2

2 ай бұрын

Do not forget The Big Guy and Hunter is the smartest human on Earth 🌎 sayeth Beijing Biden!!!

@jacobm3261

2 ай бұрын

🤣

@crisdlcruz145

2 ай бұрын

​@@oogiev2Zho Baiding

@TheNewsInASL

2 ай бұрын

mikegraves6070 "Bring your tithe into the Ukraine house."

@gglesucks9462

2 ай бұрын

I wish it was only a tenth.

“Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for everybody knows I like kids more than people”. Matthew 19:14

"And before leaving the man's body the demon said: C'mon, man! I just want some ice cream!" Acts of Brandon 6:66

Joe Biden, come forth! Jesus wept.

@Roboprogs

2 ай бұрын

I forgot to add “He stinketh.”

@douglasparise3986

2 ай бұрын

Jesus wept. Not a joke.

@sharonw2862

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Render unto Corn Pop the things that are Corn Pop's"

@TheRealRenn

2 ай бұрын

"And unto the Big Guy the things that are the Big Guy's"

@raegates

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cannedlaughter2535

2 ай бұрын

He was a bad dude.

@JasonSmith-jr7jh

Ай бұрын

And He ran with a lot of bad Scribes...

@JasonSmith-jr7jh

Ай бұрын

🌽🍿🌽🍿🌽🍿🌽🍿

The women were wondering, "Who will roll away the stone - from the entrance to the basement. For he has been in there three weeks leading up to the election. And he will stinketh!"

@Fuzcapp

2 ай бұрын

The Roger Stone?

My old man is 74. I sent him this and he sent back; "Son if I ever get like that there is a quiet patch of woods about two miles from here, and a .38 in a drawer in the kitchen. You know what to do". I love my old man. 😂

@tylermorrison7051

2 ай бұрын

This comment for the win.

@SuperDobieGirl

2 ай бұрын

I do, too! He must have been a lot of fun to grow up with.

@NewlyAwakened

Ай бұрын

This is my husband everyday 😅

@edoboleyn

22 күн бұрын

Your dad is great. ❤ My dad is the same age. If he starts to get like this, we will make sure he runs for the Senate.

@garrett621

21 күн бұрын

HA !!!!!!!

God so loved the world he gave His only begotten Son, and I know how he feels, having lost my son Beau who died on the cross and was swallowed by the whale for three days.

@richardgeary6432

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@johnfranborra

2 ай бұрын

"...and got the Bronze Star. Of David."

@shays7771

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@SlimdogMillionaire

2 ай бұрын

Dude this was genius

@sargeinamerica

2 ай бұрын

In combat while he was healing the sick and feeding the needy.

“Then locusts came out of the smoke… so I learned about roaches”- Revelation 9:3 JBT

@jackiefowler6237

15 күн бұрын

❤🎉😂

And Moses said to his people , they shall not steal , they shall not kill and they shall not lie , except for the politicians , they have qualified immunity !

As a Jew I’m very thankful to g d for taking my ancestors out of Mexico and opening the Atlantic Ocean for us on our way to the holy land.

@zacharydurocher4085

2 ай бұрын

I bet those Aztecs were thinking to themselves : This situation can be described in a single world : afeaffefafufuscuse-me foothills of the Himalayas

@josiahgibbs5697

2 ай бұрын

You guys did great, because that is a long walk and the bottom would likely still have been muddy. So how many burritos does it take to walk across the Atlantic?

@maxmurphy7306

2 ай бұрын

There are no burritos in the land of blood and ash. You'll be back to Mexico soon.

@catgonzalo1490

2 ай бұрын

​@@josiahgibbs5697😂😂😂😂

@somegirl4631

2 ай бұрын

@@josiahgibbs5697 I’m not sure g d probably know he was responsible for the food supply that fell from the sky

I would never forget when the gulf of Mexico split in two, and the Israelites had a come-to-Jesus moment.

@user-zc5qy2sr1c

2 ай бұрын

I think Biden parted the Gulf Coast.

@rfe8nn2

2 ай бұрын

Jesus was temped by the Devil and also known as Corn Pop.

@sheilagibson510

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 Love it!!!

@1968CudaGuy

2 ай бұрын

Yes, Biden's parting of the Gulf of Mexico in order to bring the Israelites out of Mexico to the promised lands of Chicago, New York, and Martha's vineyard really brings a tear to ones eye..

@YeshuaIsTheTruth

2 ай бұрын

Your picture made me die laughing 😂

I lost it when he said “end of quote, repeat the line” 😂

@veronicalane1458

2 ай бұрын

He Read That from the Teleprompter, word for word. What a Numb Nutz!

@peterbrennan1085

2 ай бұрын

He’s actually done stuff like that

@Joe-uw5rv

2 ай бұрын

He has actually done that in his response to the overturning of Roe.

@l.a.w.79

2 ай бұрын

I lost it when he said, “In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth, believe me I was there. I used to drive an 18 wheeler through the garden of Eden.”😂😂😂😂😂

@l.a.w.79

2 ай бұрын

@@Joe-uw5rvDidn’t he do that in a state of the union? All I know is I’ve heard him do that in real time and I was like 🤨🤔😫

I raced Moses in my Corvette. He came fourth in his Triumph.

@bigolbearthejammydodger6527

Ай бұрын

how did you fit a motorcycle into a car?

@rolandoscar1696

Ай бұрын

@@bigolbearthejammydodger6527 Triumph cars a bit before your time, Eh?

@bigolbearthejammydodger6527

Ай бұрын

@@rolandoscar1696 guess so, my first motor was a ford escort, im not young but i did only know triumph as a motor bike firm.

I'm in tears because I can't stop laughing. The video is great but the comments are epic. We need to continue this with some of the comments. God bless y'all.

And the seventh angel poured out his vial into the air and there came a great voice saying, "my butt's been wiped!"

@williambenner701

2 ай бұрын

😂🤣😁

@TheNewsInASL

2 ай бұрын

michaelvandegiste3497 Babylon Bee had an amazing video here, but you just topped them with that. 🤣 I'm still cracking up over your comment! Have a "TRUEINTERNATIONOFADEPRESSURE!" day.

@michaelvandeginste3497

2 ай бұрын

@@TheNewsInASL listen, fat!!! Thank you for the compliment and I am glad that I could put a smile on your face today 😊 Now go get some of your favorite ice cream, but make sure you don't fall off your bike or stumble on those tricky stairs!!!

@julibear2329

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@chancegoode173

2 ай бұрын

That’s what Trump needed a good butt wipe maybe he wouldn’t smell so bad or have toilet paper stuck to his shoes as he boards air force 1 smh

The “not forgive their trespasses or you aint black” line had me rolling 🤣

@mittensofdeath429

21 күн бұрын

LOL me too. The whole time I was waiting to see how they would incorporate "or you aint black" because that one HAD to be in here.

I know first hand what the flames of hell are like after almost losing my corvette when my frying pan caught fire good thing my roof was blue

@LC-iv8lf

23 күн бұрын

OMG! The blue roof!! Amazing!

Every morning, I love to drink my coffee and read my Biden Bible. There's so much knowledge, and man, I just love reading the book of Palms.

@bigolbearthejammydodger6527

Ай бұрын

I find the palms a little too greased for my taste ;)

@condewit93

Ай бұрын

🤚🏼 🖐🏼

Where "10% for the big guy" has a completely different meaning.

@josiahgibbs5697

2 ай бұрын

Very nice. Lots of clever ones on this, but I like yours the best.

@Fuzcapp

2 ай бұрын

Excuse me - it's called a tithe ...

@douglasparise3986

2 ай бұрын

Genesis 14 :20 Abram gave a tenth of all he had to the big guy

@bennyderose4060

2 ай бұрын

Thanks! @@josiahgibbs5697

@SpamSucker

2 ай бұрын

Ha, best comment!

....... thoughts and prayers go out to all pregnant men🦄🤣🤣

@coolfizzin

2 ай бұрын

😂

@samuelschick8813

2 ай бұрын

So, are they virgin pregnancies? Asking for a friend.

@NRDavis-wl8vn

2 ай бұрын

​@@samuelschick8813No, but a Virgin was Sacrificed to the Devil......

@operater3-1

2 ай бұрын

🫃

@richardgeary6432

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

This is comedy gold. Huge fan of the Babylon Bee all the way from Ethiopia.❤

@LC-iv8lf

23 күн бұрын

Wow!! Greetings and prayers to Ethiopia from DC!!

Spot on!! PLEASE make a part 2!! I’m in tears! 😂😂😂

@condewit93

Ай бұрын

I agree! I want more!!!

"god is timeless, he has no beginning nor end, he has always existed and there was no time where god didn't exist. trust me, i'm his older brother" -brandon

@NRDavis-wl8vn

2 ай бұрын

😅😊👍✌️🥰

@derekbates2513

2 ай бұрын

Matthew 5:44 King James Version 44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

@erikriza7165

2 ай бұрын

and that's no joke!!

I've always wanted to hear him reconcile being Catholic and pro abortion.

@53jed

2 ай бұрын

He ain't a Catholic. Nancy and he sold their souls when they entered congress.

@marccrotty8447

2 ай бұрын

Rocket. There is no "reconciliation" for a Catholic being proabortion. Canon Law removes him from the Church and Body of Christ. Biden is no longer a Christian.

@marccrotty8447

2 ай бұрын

He is no longer Catholic.

@TheresaPowers

2 ай бұрын

@@marccrotty8447 oh yes he is.

@marccrotty8447

2 ай бұрын

@@TheresaPowers Biden and other public figures who use their office to promote evil are "self excommunicated" from the Body of Christ.

i had tough week. i saw Biden Bible and i laughed. Thank you Joe. Then i read the comments and howled and howled. So many religious and awesome people Thank you!

Moses was so constipated, God gave him two tablets, and told him to head for the hills. And he returned on the fifth day, and said "My butt's been wiped."

"In the beginning was the word, and the word was.. the word was.. what is the word?"

@TheNewsInASL

2 ай бұрын

nonyabusiness9747 "The word was... the word was... TRUEINTERNATIONOFADEPRESSURE!"

@user-zc5qy2sr1c

2 ай бұрын

Oh!, you know the thing!!

@gregmatz3693

2 ай бұрын

You know the thing.

@user-zc5qy2sr1c

2 ай бұрын

@@TheNewsInASL LOL!

@Vettefan83

2 ай бұрын

That Bird is the word

Goats are like mushrooms. Because when you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters.

@NRDavis-wl8vn

2 ай бұрын

And when I drop the Toast it always lands Butter Side Down Coincidence, 🤔 I think not!

@ladymacbethofmtensk896

2 ай бұрын

@@NRDavis-wl8vn And when I drop a cake, it always lands frosting side down, so definitely not a coincidence.

@2and4the1

2 ай бұрын

@@ladymacbethofmtensk896 Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again

@ladymacbethofmtensk896

2 ай бұрын

@@2and4the1 Joe Biden must have written those lyrics.

@ademas2010

2 ай бұрын

Ending that quote with toddlers instead of toasters would have been much funnier 😂

The video was hilarious and the comments were icing on the cake.😂

Hilarious ... I can add one: "Do to others as the government would do to you".

Thus Saith The Thing!!!!!

@GogakuOtaku

2 ай бұрын

All instances of YHWH/JEHOVAH/the LORD are just replaced with the THING

@richardgeary6432

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@nintencat

2 ай бұрын

..Anyway

"I am the way, the truth and the life. No man cometh unto Obama but by me" John 14:6

@collinlynch4569

2 ай бұрын

Best comment

@JesusIsLord105

2 ай бұрын

​@@collinlynch4569😂 thanks

@JesusIsLord105

2 ай бұрын

​@@collinlynch4569😂 Thanks

@Lucas-tt9dt

2 ай бұрын

Delete this comment. This is blasphemy of our Lord. Repent.

@joshfincham8678

2 ай бұрын

​@Lucas-tt9dt ??? This is hilarious, and I'm a devout Christian.

This was full of so many gems. The part about him driving an 18 wheeler through the Garden of Eden really made me laugh out loud!!

"And Noah got off the ark, and he called Kamala to say 'We did it Joe'"

As a Christian, I'm bending over laughing. But I didn't know the Bee was doing straight news these days.

@epgamer1145

2 ай бұрын

So whatcha think? Better than the mormon Bible?

@boejiden855

2 ай бұрын

As another Christian, absolute facts

@BetterDays316

2 ай бұрын

😂

@BetterDays316

2 ай бұрын

He said I was there at the garden of eden!!!! #thelordsaidlikeandclickthebell

@fernleafmedia

2 ай бұрын

Their straight up news is always so gay!

The sad part is he probably does actually think he drove an 18 wheeler though the garden of Eden.

@petermadany2779

2 ай бұрын

Nah, he remembers how he would drive the Corvette in the Garden’s driveway. At the end of the driveway, he would rev the engine, vroom!

@ericpl7227

2 ай бұрын

He was the snake that made them eat the fruit! That one I'd believe!

@venator-fb7yy

2 ай бұрын

​@@petermadany2779 More like drive it into it's gateway and blame it on the garden...😂

@petermadany2779

2 ай бұрын

@@venator-fb7yy Or claim that Dr. Jill is Eve's sister's wife. No joke!

@Patty-uw8rz

2 ай бұрын

And TRUMP just said Biden beat Obama in 2020. Then he said have you ever heard of OBAMA?

“And G_d said ‘Let there be Light’ and there was Light, and it was Good. Clap for that, you stupid bastards!…”

That's an awesome blessing for a merry heart. I needed that laugh in my deep depression. Thanks!

I could see Biden being blasphemous and senile at the same time.

@SweetMamaG

2 ай бұрын

Where there's a way, there's a will, no... wait a minute. Where Will's way there is uh, well, anyway.

@KayRay424

2 ай бұрын

He is.

@user-zc5qy2sr1c

2 ай бұрын

Biden is Blasphilusnemous. He poses an exilstensis threat to all that is normal.

@user-zc5qy2sr1c

2 ай бұрын

@@SweetMamaG OH!, you know the thing.

@lesterstone8595

2 ай бұрын

Joe seems like the last survivor of the Tower of Babel. 😵‍💫

The art of humor now exceeds the value of science. Thanks be to the Bee for offering truth in a new wrapper.

@i.g.l.z.9215

22 күн бұрын

😆😅😂

Never have the scriptures become so real to me. I am almost in tears Thank you Babylon Bee for bringing us this much needed update on God's word.

@i.g.l.z.9215

22 күн бұрын

😂

“And the Trump, that old republican that…that…you know…the thing, was cast into the lake of my purchas…I mean loyal voters, and then we all went out for ice cream. End of last line, exit from podium” - Biden 81:24

And God said to Noah, I want you to build an ark, because it's time to hit the road, Jack.

@earlofmar7987

2 ай бұрын

Joe has a flood of illegals.

@derekbates2513

2 ай бұрын

Deuteronomy 4:2 King James Version 2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.

Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, and you SHALL BE....UH... under investigation by my Alphabet Private Police.... A-Men & A-Woman

@nlm6183

Ай бұрын

Oh my goodness, that A-men and A-woman needs to be at the end of every BB translation video so we never forget that there actually was a person so dimwitted and committed to the woke quackery as to have actually said that once.

"And the Lord said, let there be ice cream, and there was ice cream... chocolate chocolate chip ice... what?"

When he said that he drove an 18 wheeler through the Garden of Eden, I nearly fell on the floor laughing. We all know that Joe has managed to participate in just about every major event since the beginning of time 😂🤣😁

"Listen, Fat" Probably one of the most powerful quotes of humankind

@InmateHunterBiden

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jumpboy2345

2 ай бұрын

This was the only one I didn’t get. What it in reference to?

@danielkurtz3045

2 ай бұрын

@@jumpboy2345 kzread.info/dash/bejne/mJZ5rNKrZKSfnbQ.htmlsi=_q1V6e8l4QCN1E3p

@danielkurtz3045

2 ай бұрын

@jumpboy2345 Specifically, he says, "Look, Fat, look." In reference to the man.

@jumpboy2345

2 ай бұрын

@@danielkurtz3045 I thought it was something he said irl

"And his number was" 60 billion to Ukraine.

Thanks…now I have coffee all over my keyboard and screen

@i.g.l.z.9215

22 күн бұрын

it's worth it though 😆

This deserves one billion million hundred thousand views❤

Scary and true. He's a charlatan. He actually said that abortion in a God given right.

@marccrotty8447

2 ай бұрын

Texas. His dementia eliminates filters and has him "speaking from the heart." He believes that killing preborn babies is good. He has removed himself from the Catholic Faith.

@EvelynKnuth

2 ай бұрын

Joey wrote his ticket to hell with that comment

@zacharyahearn4069

2 ай бұрын

@@EvelynKnuthno one is beyond redemption. Pray for him. We have to love our enemies too.

@billh.5360

Ай бұрын

​@@zacharyahearn4069 Absolutely. I do pray for biden's salvation. Don't want to see anyone going to hell. But I also pray he pays for his evil corruption on this side of the grave. Maybe if he feels the heat of law enforcement, he might move closer to the Lord.

The best thing EVER!!! I’m in tears, the “ you ain’t black” verse was killer! BB left its stinger with this one! Excellent!

@EricaL2024

2 ай бұрын

That was a good one!!!

😆😆😆😆 oh man, truly a masterpiece here. Put this in book form, put it on your merch purchases and I’ll buy it!!! This was so damn hilarious 😂 😂😂😂

@condewit93

Ай бұрын

Me too!!!🤣

I have never been so deeply moved by the Scriptures. I still have my head over the toilet bowl.

@i.g.l.z.9215

22 күн бұрын

🤣

LMAO 🤣 If Biden was a preacher this is exactly how'd he sound 😂

@dashcamandy2242

2 ай бұрын

When they passed around the collection plate, automatic 10% off the top for the "Big Guy." 😆

@freddiefreihofer7716

2 ай бұрын

No, because he sounds normal and articulate here up to the botched phrase.

"And Absalom was a bad dude and he ran with a lot of bad dudes!"

@richardgeary6432

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@brandonveltri2825

2 ай бұрын

“And the Lord saith unto him, ‘Hush up, boy’.”

“Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.” (Deut. 4:2.)

That was absolutely hysterical!!!!

😂 funny, but so really sad for all of us, because it's spot on 🎯😉

Yes, we absolutely should bring Yahweh's chosen people out of Mexico. Wiser words were never mumbled.

@TheRealYaro

2 ай бұрын

They are already coming out of Mexico... and pouring into the USA.

@davidhandyman7571

2 ай бұрын

You have to admit Joe got the correct planet, just a pity he got the continent wrong.

@erikdeeNOSPELLSNO

2 ай бұрын

And from Pakistan, Somalia, Iran, China...

@josiahgibbs5697

2 ай бұрын

@@TheRealYaro But maybe the Atlantic could be parted so that they ended up in Africa. God has a lot of options there.

Wow… these guys are geniuses. There isn’t another channel out that that can make me laugh so hard my sides hurt on EVERY SINGLE ONE of their videos… keep up the amazing work

I am kind of coming to peace realizing the bee is the only accurate news source at this point.

My only disappointment is I can't give 2 thumbs up.

@RayfordRaySiegel

2 ай бұрын

And to a lot of other people's disappointment, they can't give *a thumbs* up, because of one thing not being more than one. A lot of people that identify in a certain way are going to hate this. Ha, ha

@MKCarol-ms7lg

2 ай бұрын

My sympathy on the loss of your thumb.

@mgw9562

Ай бұрын

👍🏻👍🏻

Matthew 4:10 "Then Jesus said to him, “Away with you, Corn Pop! Corn Pop's a bad dude."

I’ve always been fond of “Dogface Pony Soldier.”😂

And I didn't think anyone was able to get all his mis-spoken words down before they evaporated! Wow, thank goodness for the Babylon Bee!

And God said, “Come on, man”, and the evening and the morning were the tenth day.

You guys never miss one this is pure gold entertainment.

"And they say unto him, we have here but five loaves and two fish. And Joe said, bring them hither to me. And suddenly there was a stack of spaghetti sauce on a forklift. What happened?"

I’ve never given a YT thanks- but this is AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@user-gx1kw1ue8v

Күн бұрын

Best to donate to them directly outside of YT because YT keeps over 30% of your donation

“You knows, the thing…” - Sloppy Joe 🤡🇺🇸🤡

THEY PUT LISTEN FAT IN THERE! It is my favorite of all the Biden lines.

Oh, you forgot how he parted the Red Sea with his infrastruction plan!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

You guys are Really good at finding things, God Bless you 🙏.

New International Biden version...

@user-zc5qy2sr1c

2 ай бұрын

THE NEW KING BIDEN VERSION

@rcort4864

2 ай бұрын

@@user-zc5qy2sr1c The Revised Biden Version.

@TheresaPowers

2 ай бұрын

corrupt version.

@meredithwhitcomb2354

2 ай бұрын

The Beijing version (isn't China re-writing the Bible as we speak?)

@tristanpadilla1455

2 ай бұрын

Good for a laughs so still better

“And God told Noah “ Now go build an air craft carrier!”

OMG I needed that laugh thank you BB XX😂❤️‍🔥

I'm crying laughing! 😅 Unfortunately it's on point ❤

Right on! Trumufadudapresure

@clonetrooper2003

2 ай бұрын

#ReElectBiden

@user-zc5qy2sr1c

2 ай бұрын

@@clonetrooper2003 THAT is blasphemous

@clonetrooper2003

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-zc5qy2sr1cYUCK! A TRUMP SUPPORTERS WHY I OUGHTA psyche! I was just kidding

@clonetrooper2003

2 ай бұрын

@@user-zc5qy2sr1c Jk

@Tempestan

2 ай бұрын

Truly words to live by for the senile among us.

Kinda figured Uncle Sniffy drove the produce truck in the Garden of Eden

@Pygar2

2 ай бұрын

... While Wilbur Cobb was running down the dinosaurs in his truck!

@Satans_Legion_of_Evil

2 ай бұрын

​@@Pygar2 And also while Julius Caesar was driving his Ford Model-T to McDonald's. Joe Biden's reaction to seeing a Ford Model-T was just like a 100-year-old's reaction to seeing a Tesla.

@freddiefreihofer7716

2 ай бұрын

He was the one there who tripped and had to crawl henceforth "on his belly".

"10% for the big guy" Now it all makes sense.. that was tithing. So biblical

When I wakeup every morning, I am hoping that yesterday will be better than today!

Prayer for the departed: “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust….if the Lord don’t take you, the Devil must.”

...if anyone wants to know what a kamala harris version is, just imagine her cackling like a witch after reading any verse.

@user-zc5qy2sr1c

2 ай бұрын

Kamala's speech to Congress: Russia is a big country that's next to Ukraine which is a smaller country as far as countries go, however, Ukraine has Ukrainians living there in Ukraine, whereas, Russia has Russians living in Russia. If you look over my shoulder here, you can see my diagram that I made of Russia and Ukraine. Can you believe we put a man on the moon????

@_soundwave_2614

2 ай бұрын

Kamala in finnish means AWFUL.

@obarnabas

2 ай бұрын

​@@_soundwave_2614 And Barack in hungarian means peach/apricot. We just couldn't not see that and laugh anytime he was in the news.

@johnbowse4693

2 ай бұрын

@@_soundwave_2614 KAMALA IN ENGLISH MEANS DOPE

@The77surfer

2 ай бұрын

She would sound like someone on the cooking channel, who Disgustingly Talks with FOOD in their mouth !!!

That “sour” reel to reel music in the background was so perfect!! Kind of wobbly and aged, just like him!

Hilarious!!! Thank you, I needed that!