Remind me to never sing at the beginning of a video again. 😂 Anyway what special do you want me to do next? Let me knoow right here in the comments! 😉

@lucikizz

4 жыл бұрын

Alphastar716 Autobomb/Suction bomb/curling bomb launcher!

@agentpixelink2198

4 жыл бұрын

SQUIDMIN DRANK SODAGIRL

@gimmeleramen1638

4 жыл бұрын

Bubble blower :3

@Natsukilledurmim

4 жыл бұрын

My iq has increased by 50%

@lisafabre2756

4 жыл бұрын

the only respect for that was you singing one of the best video game ( if its counts) songs ever.

If the enemy with the super clam has an Ultra Stamp ready, then just give up.

@Alphastar716

4 жыл бұрын

You just make way for them to come through XD

@splat2glitcher

3 жыл бұрын

Power clam*

@maroontheoctoling5319

3 жыл бұрын

[lyrics for sonic cd metallic madness bad future jp] you cant do anything so don’t even try it. get some help

@_.SnowyNights._

3 жыл бұрын

My suggestion is use kensa brush

@vitorinoesteves6239

3 жыл бұрын

I just splashdown them. I use clapples

Enemy team: exists Ultra Stamp: allow me to introduce myself

1:41 "Danana" is from OctoBoy's song "Hey there, Danana. Whats it like in New York City?"

@LinkMountaineer

4 жыл бұрын

The Iwoomynati Wasn’t it OctolingHacker that started that?

@M1ssKiera

4 жыл бұрын

I think he knows that that's why he questioned it lol

@zackdroidcoder

4 жыл бұрын

@The Iwoomynati You are a fake Iwoomynati cuz you are round in here *btm--tsss!*

@penperry5347

4 жыл бұрын

Link Mountaineer yes

@penperry5347

4 жыл бұрын

Boss meme so I should be triangle, yess?

Me: pulls out stamp My mind: *AINT NOBODY BRINING US DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN*

@starcrash7027

4 жыл бұрын

IT'S BANNING TIME!

@UwUziDoorman

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone is a pop star now! (K/DA POP/STARS was the song XD)

@patrickbear9356

Жыл бұрын

THEY COULD TRY BUT WE GONNA WEAR THE CROWN

Inside the Mind of Splatoon 2 Booyah Bomb Users?

@minananano

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing!

@Meow_teehee

4 жыл бұрын

Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah

@LanieMae

4 жыл бұрын

The booyah bomb is only for people who are ANGERY that others don’t booyah bacc

@psychadellicsweater8311

4 жыл бұрын

@@LanieMae *I feel attacked*

@taybae6206

4 жыл бұрын

I use it so I’m excited to see how he will describe “me” as

Person playing clam blitz: Alright, we just have to keep the lead and we'll win! Person with the ultra stamp and power clam on other team: I'm about to end this man's whole career!

@catguy4996

4 жыл бұрын

This is why you don't play defence

@tadpoleyt3301

4 жыл бұрын

im guessing based off a true story

@3unkn0wn97

3 жыл бұрын

That’s me!

No one: Aboslutely no squid/octo: Not even the splatoon dev's: Ultra stam users: YEET

1:42 🐙 Splatted Danana! Me: Failboat and Octoboy, where u at?

@antonywu6672

4 жыл бұрын

Sean Ramos 😂

“Ain’t nobody bringing us down down down down... they brought us down so DOWN DOWN DOWN!!”

The only reason I use the Ultra Stamp: to sync it to the beat in music montages 😎 DOWN DOW-

@Alphastar716

4 жыл бұрын

They're very useful for that x)

1:41 *_Failboat will remember that_*

I love this series, keep it up man! Also your singing is great :v

@Alphastar716

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! x)

You say Ultra Stamp, I say BANHAMMER. This was a hilarious video! 👍

1:40 **Insert "Last Surprise" here**

I love this thing, there was this one time I threw the stamp at a player with the intent of scaring them to come near me to splat them, but then this guy used Splash Down and I killed them mid-splash down. It was hilarious!

@PaperWorldManShoji

4 жыл бұрын

I killed a Booyah-Bomb once or twice.

@rowlet342

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been splatted like that 2 times

Hey hey, I use the ultra stamp because the Splashdown is nerfed. And also, our theme song is the Thomas the Train Theme Ear Rape

@meta9492

4 жыл бұрын

I am proud of our theme song as well

@eggonbread7054

4 жыл бұрын

Meta knight is the best! Same here

@user-oz2mh1hi4s

4 жыл бұрын

Wait wait wait, the splashdown got nerfed?!

@eggonbread7054

4 жыл бұрын

Sweet & Snazzi Um Yes

it's a stamp not a hammer Me:squishes the nail. Me:see it's a hammer

I love the song that that you made..... and also someone ruined it when they killed you XD 😂

@KyKy_0609

4 жыл бұрын

That profile picture though 👌😂

If you haven’t done it already, I suggest do Inside the minds of people who use BOOYAH BOMBS! Or if you’ve already done that, do inside the minds of people who use the Bubble Blower

There's one thing I hate about the Ultra Stamp. When it's being thrown at you and you are almost cornered with no way to quickly sidestep, there is literally no way for you not to die. Unless by some miraculous miracle, you have Ink Armor up.

You covered my favorite special!!! I like to call this the ban hammer, in fact, I have this one gamer that streams spaltoon 2 on Friday nights and when I join for private battles I'm known for being so deadly with this! It's one of the reasons I get about 20 kills with the Kensa Octobrush!

You said almost no one uses the Camo Brella? Do you even play Rank X?

Ah yes, the special that makes you feel great about yourself when you snipe them

YEET!!! Especially to those unsuspecting charger players

Even though I was on my phone when this came out, this was really good!

The pure horror of seeing an ultra stamp flying towards you on Moray Towers is ironically hilarious

I LOVE the background music that you used. Life Will Change is an amazing song you’ve got good taste

“Splashdown, TRASH” Me, who uses splashdown a lot. : WHAT

@rowlet342

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@gregheffley5745

3 жыл бұрын

Try telling that to Tetra Dualie, 9.6 Gal Deco, and Sploosh mains.

Alpha: “Same difference. Stamp hammer, baller hamsterball, splashdown trash” Me who uses splashdoown: am I a joke to you?

Dang another video so soon well I’ll take it great vid Alpha hope inside the mind keep goings well

@Alphastar716

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah they are, hope you enjoyed superman x)

I am backkkkk from a long frikin trip, hey and keep up the good work!

"That's it! I'm gettin' me mallet!"

i think ultra stamp is my most favorite special to use its so fun just RAMMING through enemy lines with a giant hammer

@Shinygamer70

3 жыл бұрын

also YEEEET 1:39

We have seen Alphastar's dark side because... It's hammer time. Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm mmm-mmm can't touch this (from the front)

2:10 The enemy: *hippty hoppty He StOlE mY pRoPeRtY!!!!?*

Me playing splatoon 2: *fighting an enemy* Teammate with Ultra Stamp: *_hippity hoppity your kill is now my property!_*

Omg thx for Vians music montage reference lol. Hope you are doing great in school and have an amazing day

I hope that you keep on making videos you’re my favorite KZreadr

I love how you sang pop stars by kda in the beginning. I was laughing 😂😂

I remember the first time I battled against this beast of a special *And during that battle my octoling probably had 50x more migraines than there are stars in the universe*

Thank you so much, this video was my suggestion, I’m super Happy ❤️

Ultra Stamp user: STOMP Stomp Stomp Me:

The one thing that everyone hates in Splatoon is running out of ink

Inside the mind of tents missies or some type of bomb rush or if not or something maybe do some inside the mind of ability users like in side the mind of haunt users or drop roll users it might be a kinda short vid but you could put them all into one alpha! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK

Inkling: starts using ultra stamp. Also inkling: *makes octostomp noises*

Geez Alpha didn't you just upload yesterday or something? 😸 Love this series, keep up the great work! 🐯 Btw, 1000/10 singing lol 😹

Imagine just minding your own business when some guy with a big stamp emerges from the ground and crushes you

New sub be ur too funny 😂 I almost ran out of my breath from watching this 😂

Splashdown can actually counter this thing. If a stamp is charging towards you, use splashdown to jump over the stamp user and come down on them like a stack of bricks to ruin their day.

@Zenala

4 жыл бұрын

As a Kensa Octobrush second-mainer, I hate people who splashdown right when I'm going to hit them with a passion

@PaperWorldManShoji

4 жыл бұрын

Now Acid Man will never use the -hammer- stamp.

*everybody gangsta till we get behind you*

i only watch the first few seconds and i already know this is gonna be all over the place just how i like my splatoon videos

3:35 That baller stamp combo was disgusting

That squeak toy sound effect 😂

DUDE I love your humor xD it is cracking me up! please don't stamp! I mean stop!

"hippity hoppity your base is now my property" I don't know why I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂

Gotta love the creeper aww man joke

00:00 gotta love the Pop/stars vocals

Okay cool video but when I heard you singing POP // STARS I SCREAMED Good job-

MaN, My head hurts badly, did someone smash my head to hard with a hammer?

me in ranked with the hammer and a heck ton of main power up: nice life you got there shame it’s gotta end this *TIME TIME TIME*

STOP! hammer time

My Discord friends and I like calling this weapon the "ban hammer".

Me: I'm pretty tired Alphastar: nah, you von watch this Me: *What power is this*

@PaperWorldManShoji

4 жыл бұрын

is this the the power of Ultra Instinct?

Two seconds in and I love it 😂

*hears alpha sing at the beginning* hmm, i see what you did there certainly a youtuber that knows his ways around the copyright system

i love you singing popstar in the beginning(that sounded like the song sorry if im mistaken)

Cool vid

I remember inking turf and going up to a tower to see a ultra stamp being thrown upon the sky like a tom and jerry joke.

I haven’t even seen the whole video but I liked it! 😉

Dedede theme with the ultra stamp plz

Ultra stamp: I am God. Chargers: I guess u have chosen death

I was the first one to vote in the poll!! :D

I love the Tenta Como Brella. it's probably the best in it's type

Stamp user: “Your a Brave Fool for taking me head on while I’m charging at you” Me, a Hydrant user: “There is no fool but you here”

I’ve never used that thing in the two years this special has been out.

The greatest moment of any ranked battle ever was one day when I accidentally chose Ranked while the mode was Rainmaker. I still had my Kensa Octobrush equipped from the Clam Blitz I was playing before. My team was about bring the Rainmaker onto the pedestal when two of 'em got splattered, but I was too far away to see it. All I saw was "We lost the Rainmaker!". I had had enough, and activated my Stamp, wiping out the entire other team and smashing the bubble, allowing my other living teammate to carry it a few pixels to the goal. It was glorious.

Kacero saying yeet was the best part

SO glad there isnt a kit with point sensor and ultra stamp. That kit is basically a death sentence.

You know what... I LIKE TO CALL It a HAMMER instead of STAMP!!!!

To think the thumbnail references rock paper scissors before Splatoon three was even announced

Ultra stamp exists Me with charger: haha ultra stamp go sploosh.

Hi my name is mr. Hammer Player:Hi mr. Hammer can i go in front of yo~ Mr.hammer:Yes i heard take a life *Dead* The two players behind the hammer: Mr. Hammer:sorry they dont exist anymore i crushed them after that guy

This makes me wanna play splatoon after school lol

I actually love this special. But when I use it... *Giorno starts playing his piano*

LOOL this was Hilarious

this channel is slimecicle's echo fighter and i love it

This what ultra stamp users see "look at all those letters"

Ultra stamp: im rare :). Booyah bomb: *laughs*

You start praying when you see an ultra stamp

The bubble blower

Knowing people still playing this game is good

Just starting to use sploosh 7 today and I though this was the perfect video. Is there a specific button combo for the jump or is it literally jump with it in your hand?

DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

The Ultra Stamp appears on my favorite brella-the Camo Tenta Brella.

THE POWER OF HAMMERS COMPELS YOU (also they took out all of the good specials from Splatoon 1 yet we have ultra stamp booyah bomb tents missiles I could go on)

This is so damn funny 😭

How can an inkling throw a 20 ft tall hammer?

@Alphastar716

4 жыл бұрын

How can an inkling throw a dynamo? They train for those weapons lol.

@tadpoleyt3301

4 жыл бұрын

but then you have me jumping onto online clams with the kensa octo with exactly zero matches under my belt wiping the entire team with beeg yeet

*hears parody of Pop/Star* HELLA YA FAV KZreadR NOW

The puns… the puns will be the death of me!

@PaperWorldManShoji

4 жыл бұрын

Sans: mwahaha...