Indiana Jones 5 Destroyed - The Final Nail In Lucasfilm's Coffin
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny was the final gamble for Kathleen Kennedy and Lucasfilm. With every other franchise and property already sunk, it was their last shot at success. And if the first batch of reviews are anything to go by, the gamble didn't pay off.
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"A company founded by geniuses and inherited by morons" is a great quote
@jesterday2222
Жыл бұрын
The same can be said about many countries :(
@MacDaddy23
Жыл бұрын
@@jesterday2222 Not everything has to turn political get a grip
@greggibson33
Жыл бұрын
@@jesterday2222 Nope... we're talking bad movies... stay focused.
@thisisnotachannel
Жыл бұрын
And dead accurate
@anon-yw4wd
Жыл бұрын
Facts
We truly live in a society where mocking a film is more entertaining than the film itself.
@nyetzdyec3391
Жыл бұрын
Because so many of the movies are so bad...
@DB742
Жыл бұрын
It's the only real entertainment you can actually count on.
@pinky8167
Жыл бұрын
It has given me hope to see them crash and burn.
@Dan_Yerlll
Жыл бұрын
We live in a society
@dimitriwarchief301
Жыл бұрын
Yes we get it
Every Disney failure is a blessing.
@creepycrespi8180
10 ай бұрын
Disney is destroying pieces of Americana. I don't see that as a blessing.
When it comes to casting Phoebe Waller-Bridge, don't overlook the possibility that Kathleen Kennedy could see her as being a younger version of herself.
@marknewton6984
10 ай бұрын
Are you kidding me? What has happened to women?
@kerryedavis
10 ай бұрын
@@marknewton6984 The sad part is, nothing has really changed. They've always been that way, they just weren't encouraged/allowed to act out.
And now a moment of silence for Indiana Jones. You will be missed.
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
Жыл бұрын
Harrison Ford stars in two franchises in which are completely massacared by modern hollywood
@darthraider450
Жыл бұрын
Harrison Ford doesn’t care, he killed Han Solo and now he’s killed Indiana Jones. Easy money.
@chasehedges6775
Жыл бұрын
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 And gets paid all the same
@jimflagg4009
Жыл бұрын
🕯
@AnnaMarianne
Жыл бұрын
The real Indy movies wil be around forever. At least, if you own your copy physically.
Imagine back in 2008 if someone had tried to tell you that Indiana Jones 4 would not be the worse edition in the franchise.
@Tevildo
Жыл бұрын
... that the Holiday Special would not be the worst Star Wars show ... that "The Voyage Home" would not be the worst Star Trek show ... that Superman III would not be the worst DC show ... that "Hulk" (2003) would not be the worst Marvel show ... that the Rankin/Bass "Hobbit" would not be the worst Tolkien show ... etc.
@Lonovavir
Жыл бұрын
Crystal Skull at least had Lucas and Spielberg working on it. I ruled out Indy 5 when I heard they weren't involved.
@pablocasas5906
Жыл бұрын
Crystal Skull main problem is that it has a good first half, but when the characters arrive to the jungle the whole movie falls apart. Not to mention the bad CGI, less violence than the original trilogy and bad attempts at comedy. It could have been better, but I know some people who liked it, but it seems like this new movie will try to distance itself from that and if the leaks are true it will alienate fans of the original trilogy and even the few fans of the fourth one, kind like what happened with The Rise of Skywalker, a movie that pleased no one
@gregadams5642
Жыл бұрын
Ford was too old in Crystal skull they needed a young indy again
@StrangeAttractor
Жыл бұрын
have you actually SEEN Dial of Destiny, to establish if it's any good?? Or are you just addicted to misery?
Civvie said this in his Duke Nukem Forever, and i feel the urge to re-iterate. *Sometimes, dead is better.*
Indiana Jones will always be a trilogy to anyone who grew up on those movies. I introduced Indiana Jones to my 10 year old recently and we moved on after The Last Crusade because as far as I’m concerned that was the last Indy film.
@alwayspooh1588
11 ай бұрын
I agree. Perfect ending to the saga; 3 films, no more!
@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
11 ай бұрын
I think it will always be a trilogy to everyone. You think ANYONE is rewatching these new films? Or watching them at all? No one is showing their kids Kingdom of The Crystal Skull.
@freakingweiner
11 ай бұрын
Have you even played the games or read the comics/books?
@hexdontae
11 ай бұрын
It isn’t about how you’re concerned tho. All of the films are canon, and if you disagree then you’re just coping/in denial. There’s therapists for that. Take your son with you. You can both grow up together.
@retrogamer8085
11 ай бұрын
thats how i feel. after LAST CRUSADE, it was over. come on.. LAST crusade? it's done! crystal skull wasnt horrible... but it was boring. this new one i wont touch. the games werent any better years back lol. the arcade game was kinda good. the nintendo game sucked. the super nintendo trilogy of movies rolled into 1 game was pretty ok though. i just bought the trilogy's posters and put'em on my walls. but.. i still wont go see #5. nope. they're purposely, i believe, ruining movies now. also, seems to me, they're gettin rid of all the white male characters. in movies.. AND games now im noticing. oh, there was a pc game years back, he was in china, it was really good! they were to make a new game but.. never turned up. also, for those not in the know, indiana jones was a 25 chapter story. believe it or not, temple of doom comes BEFORE raiders! temple of doom is chapter 23, raiders is chapter 24, last crusade is chapter 25 AND the last chapter. so, indiana jones ended at last crusade. dont give a damn who agrees or pretends cyrstal skull and dial of dookie is "canon" - it isnt.
Kathleen Kennedy's reign of terror should be a case study in business schools for years to come on what not to do
@flameshana9
Жыл бұрын
I can imagine kids in the future "Hey that's my friend's grandma! She really was a bad person."
@wumpusrat
Жыл бұрын
The fact that she cost Disney literally billions of dollars and hasn't been fired yet just shows how much dirt she has on the people at the top.
@mriconoclast13
Жыл бұрын
But what if the vandalization IS the goal?
@veramae4098
Жыл бұрын
The 3 Indiana Jones movies were wonderful; I don't know why anyone's upset. (There were no more ... just 3.)
@wheel6243
Жыл бұрын
@@mriconoclast13 Bingo
Who knew that emasculating and berating one of the best action heroes in cinematic history wasn’t a winning formula?
@LuigiTheMetal64
Жыл бұрын
Masculine men and feminine women are great. Cute characters are also fun.
@kbanghart
Жыл бұрын
Who was emasculated and berated?
@kbanghart
Жыл бұрын
@@LuigiTheMetal64 not the toxic masuline ones tho
@rickosborne6521
Жыл бұрын
Everyone but Disney's writers.
@proverbialmind_spread9421
Жыл бұрын
@@kbanghartall of them
Indiana Jones was my childhood. Back in the day, I bought a custom fedora from the same hatter who made the hats for the Crystal Skull. I am just so sad about what is happening with the franchise, I can barely put it into words
I am one of the weirdos that liked Kingdom of the Crystal Skull despite its shortcomings. Seeing Indie pick up the hat at the end with a smug smile on his lips made me feel like "Nah, you are not the next, Kiddo... Yet." It made me hope that we get maybe a father son type of deal going similar to Indie and his dad in the next movie. Maybe not with Shia but a different Actor. Hell maybe even Shia, who cares. The dude can act, he just needs good direction. It could have been such a natural way for things to flow since Crystal Skull already set up that Indie had a natural successor by simple Biology alone. But noooo instead they gotta make it a completely new character. Not even the perhaps in-law of the son. No some completely new god damn character. Best Money I never spent Best 2 hours I never wasted
@DM-uz7lf
11 ай бұрын
I agree, Shia could have easily ran with the franchise.
@NotAfraid280
11 ай бұрын
Lol this was better than crystal skull
@davidcollin1436
11 ай бұрын
Zzzzzzzzzz
@DM-uz7lf
11 ай бұрын
@@NotAfraid280 🤣🤣🤣No it wasnt
@GikamesShadow
11 ай бұрын
@@NotAfraid280 Even if you liked it better than Crystalskull, which hey if you did im glad you had fun, you cant deny that this isnt a true to form Indie Movie.
As far as I’m concerned, the franchise finished when Indy, Indy Sr, Marcus & Sallah rode off into the sunset, closing off one of the greatest trilogies of all time.
@mq1712
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but Marion had to be brought back. I can't imagine why they didn't keep her for the whole series. Wasn't Lucas in a romance with the forgettable blonde in the third one?
@AdderTude
Жыл бұрын
You mean Henry Sr.?
@KasumiKenshirou
Жыл бұрын
@@mq1712 They made Temple of Doom a prequel so they could have Indy with a different girl and avoid the question of "Where's Marion"? Don't know why she wasn't in Last Crusade, though. Spielberg ended up marrying the blonde actress from Temple of Doom. That might be what you're thinking of.
@allaroundarbiter4809
Жыл бұрын
Same Here
@waltz9230
Жыл бұрын
Indiana Jones 4 wasn’t that bad man. It was pretty good imo and had some iconic moments too, but each to his own i guess
Indiana Jones rode off into sunset in the Last Crusade. It was a beautiful and moving ending to a wonderful trilogy. Nothing exists beyond that.
@fredgarv79
Жыл бұрын
you could not have said it better
@acpmc76
Жыл бұрын
Any Indy movies after that are just indigestation nightmares.
@nosickl
Жыл бұрын
Although I liked the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, how can it be seen as part of the franchise If nobody decided to go with the idea of Indy having a son to follow his footsteps.
@makingastardestroyer3066
Жыл бұрын
And Palpatine died on the second Death Star
@celuiquipeut6527
Жыл бұрын
@@nosickl because they HATE men and masculinity niw. Since the 2000 something.
Galaxys Edge is actually quite popular because of the Rise of the Resistance and Millennium Falcon rides. The hotel is too expensive and failed.
Remember it was the Hollies that recorded "King Midas in Reverse", many years ago!!
"This isn't a passing of the torch. It's a torching of the past." - Doomcock
@JeffBGroover
Жыл бұрын
Nice turn of phrase
@dezznutz3743
Жыл бұрын
Its what Marxism does. Yuri Bezmenov warned us
@sevengiablakey2184
Жыл бұрын
😅
@GaudiaCertaminisGaming
Жыл бұрын
That’s ‘Lord Doomcock’ to you.
@serpentinious7745
Жыл бұрын
@@GaudiaCertaminisGaming my severest apologies 😋
Watching Harrison Ford makes me respect Henry Cavill all the more. Cavill walked away instead of helping ruin a beloved franchise.
@AdderTude
Жыл бұрын
And now Cavill is trying to bring an entire sci-fi universe to life with live action: Warhammer 40K.
@paulpearson6469
Жыл бұрын
agreed
@Someguy6571
Жыл бұрын
Harrison Ford is at the end of his life and I’d have to imagine he just isn’t all there anymore, or he just wanted to feel one last time what it felt like to be on screen again. Wishes of a slowly dying old man… I would feel so shitty about being the third wheel in a franchise that I originally stared and headlined in.
@SK-dr7jc
Жыл бұрын
@@Someguy6571 From the few interviews he does, he sounds like he likes (liked) Indiana Jones much more than Han Solo to begin with. He's an archeology enthusiast and whatnot. It seems he just did the film knowing that it was going to be his last appearance as IJ. Shame the director and producers put a shitty end to an iconic series.
@mistywww3199
Жыл бұрын
@@SK-dr7jc Its really shitty that both times of his most iconic roles have just been destroyed by inept film makers
That swipe at Cordon was the funniest shit from you yet! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
its funny how films like kingdom of the crystal skull are now gonna be seen as great films since they actually retained what made the movies great
@theharoldsshow
6 ай бұрын
Same with the Star Wars prequels who were trashed on for a decade, until we got the sequel, and the kids who had watched the prequels grew up and had nostalgia for them
*As a child:* _"I wish my favorite shows and movies get adaptations and sequels!"_ *As an adult:* _"When all of your wished are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed."_
@GK-gc9cv
Жыл бұрын
Sp true! As a kid I wish they would make more of my favorite shows/ movies. Now we just hope and pray they dont
@riftvallance2087
Жыл бұрын
I know it's like living out "the monkey's paw "
@roque87
Жыл бұрын
We all wished this 😢
@Mr_Smith618
Жыл бұрын
Was a real monkey paw wish, wasn't it 😞
@himwhoisnottobenamed5427
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I’m surprised nobody has remade (redacted) yet. I mean we got horrible sequels, and an okay-ish one. It’s kind of surprising nobody has taken a crack at it yet.
At this point you gotta wonder what Kathleen Kennedy knows that protects her from being fired.
@MatthewOlney
Жыл бұрын
Been asking that for over a decade. She must have some serious dirt on people to keep her job
@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
Жыл бұрын
@@MatthewOlney 100%
@harbl99
Жыл бұрын
Coffee girl didn't just keep the talent supplied with coffee, if you know what I mean.
@snatchy9837
Жыл бұрын
She's doing exactly what her bosses want, why would they fire her, wake up.
@markeastwood74
Жыл бұрын
She knows where the bodies are buried.
Look at what SWB did to the last Bond film. That should have been a warning.
@lynnbarsby7356
3 ай бұрын
Killed Bond ,I Mean they actually killed Bond,I'm still in shock
Thank You BlackRock. I’m sure serving coffee made KK well qualified to take over from George.
what Disney doesn't even acknowledge is that there is already a female Indiana Jones, her name is Lara Croft.
@ChainsawManDude97
Жыл бұрын
They know. They just want to ruin a classic character.
@ebn128
Жыл бұрын
@@ChainsawManDude97 milking another franchise for all its worth to get back in the green lol shit is sad.
@StrongandGrand
Жыл бұрын
I hear Waller-Bridge is already looking to destroy that franchise too. They’re like locusts, I tell you.
@ZenoDovahkiin
Жыл бұрын
@@StrongandGrand Can you really destroy a franchise that's already on it's second reboot which is already its worst version? The most that you can do is accellerate us towards reboot 3/version 4 which will hopefulyy be better.
@LeeTheVet
Жыл бұрын
Ha, that was even rebooted and didn't do well at all.
If you told me 15 years ago that there would be more Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Marvel movies, I'd be excited as hell and nothing could stop me from going to see them. But, here we are.
@JR-ej9up
Жыл бұрын
Marvel went down in a few years. Way faster than Lucas. But still, Lucas failed over and over. They are both trash.
@kiroto7429
Жыл бұрын
The ironic thing is, these companies could've made much more money if they just made... Good entertainment.
@Thex-W.I.T.C.H.-xMaster
Жыл бұрын
It wasn't that they made more of those movies... it's HOW they made them... 🤷♂️ the wokeism agendas made them shit movies in my opinion. These movies could have been great if properly made 🤔.......
@DB742
Жыл бұрын
Yep, and that the PC cult of the 90s - early 2000s would dismantle them all.
"I don't make movies to make money. I make money so I can make movies." Walt Disney must be rolling in his grave how his dream is falling apart.
@TheRogueJedii
11 ай бұрын
technically still true, modern disney isnt making these films to earn money, they make them to push their ideology
Conclusion : All budget go to first half of the movie "reverse aging" CG....
I am not even surprised. I fully expected Indy to be neutered with a rusty knife
@MALICEM12
Жыл бұрын
They already did it to bond, no male character is safe.
@jvharbin8337
Жыл бұрын
I figured he was gonna die. Harrison Ford killing off his characters so he can finally retire.
@harryv6752
Жыл бұрын
I think it was actually a dull rusty knife 🤘😀
@averagechadlegionary5824
Жыл бұрын
I already knew long before there was even talks of an Indiana Jones movie. Disney is creatively bankrupt so they go and resurrect more successful older franchises in the hopes that they can bank off of nostalgia but in the process they infest it with THE MESSAGE and so it fails miserably. I had a feeling a potential Indiana Jones movie would fare no different as Disney is hellbent on destroying the old characters and replacing them with their inferior new characters who only exist as self inserts or as political props.
@kenkerrison8962
Жыл бұрын
If she wasn't his god daughter, Phoebe Waller-Bridge's character would literally do that to him on screen for doing something "inappropriate" in the ultimate girl power moment.
"When Kathleen saw the breadth of her domain, she wept, for there were no more franchises to conquer."
@thehyperion5333
Жыл бұрын
Destroy*
@pietrocarruthers2137
Жыл бұрын
"They make a desert and call it peace."
@Horriflick
Жыл бұрын
Benefits…of a classical education
@festivus7065
Жыл бұрын
How does she still have a job? Oh that's right, the vagina thing.
@iratepirate3896
Жыл бұрын
"He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a competent CEO"
Thanks excellent report.. Opening Log bed ..with urine reference ..quite appropriate..
This is the most cathartic KZread channel I’ve stumbled across. Thank you for letting us vent with you about the shite state of Hollywood today.
Ironically enough, there´s a small dialogue in Jedi Survivor that goes like this: *-Cal* : The Emperor turned the Jedi Temple into his palace *-Bode* : Yeah, that´s what the Empire does best. *-Bode* : Take something you love, and make it something you can´t stand the sight of anymore I haven´t played the game, but when I first saw it, I instantly thought of Disney
@Snakefight11
Жыл бұрын
Funny how Respawn tells a fucking better story for Star Wars in a GAME. If only Disney could hire respawn to write their movies
@williamjeffery9653
Жыл бұрын
Ironic that that line describes not only Disney, but Electronic Arts as well, what with their practice of buying out popular game studios and then running their franchises into the ground. I wonder if the developers were trying to subtly take a jab at either of them (possibly both).
@dain9001
Жыл бұрын
those games are trash tho. vader gets demolished again by diverse female bug eyed queen.
@ohthatswild1755
Жыл бұрын
@@dain9001 ... You have played the games before, right? She was literally thrown away like garbage in the first game by Vader, and only after several years of training was she even able to hold a candle to em. Maybe I am wasting my time, this is probably bait.
@Hanakin-Sidewalker
Жыл бұрын
@@dain9001 nice bait
The saddest part is that Disney will learn absolutely nothing from this costly failure and will produce another in due time equally as pitiful. It never ends.
@elagabalusrex390
Жыл бұрын
Too true I fear(sigh). As long as there are low-maintenance sheep willing to buy low-effort crap, that is what we will continue to see. Art imitates life.
@ArCgon
Жыл бұрын
I don't expect a big budget "Indy 6" in cinemas after this. But a series on Dinsey+? Of course with a the new, female Indy? Quite likely.
@jeffd1986
Жыл бұрын
They must think that all they have to do is keep feeding the audiences sh*t and after a while the taste will become appealing.
@brianlangieri6723
Жыл бұрын
@@ArCgon well I didn’t mean another Indy movie. I meant just another “modern audience” film like Episode 8 or any one of their recent animated films.
@primmakinsofis614
Жыл бұрын
Bob Iger is determined to go down in Disney history at the worst CEO the company has ever had.
I commend you, brother, for sitting through these horrible modern movies so that I don’t have to - you’re a trooper. I’ve hardly watched five to ten new movies in several years.
@marknewton6984
10 ай бұрын
Me too..
They should’ve made a movie about a happily retired Indiana Jones living in a small town. He drinks coffee at the local diner with the other old men, and goes fishing with his grandkids. And then comes the caper to find some local treasure. He can’t run or throw a punch anymore, but that’s part of a charm. The towns folk join in this unlikely adventure, which comes to a successful and happy, upbeat ending. It would be a small, toned down film to match Indy’s 80 year old capabilities.
Modern Lucasfilm is the epitome of “give the audience exactly what they’re telling you they don’t want”
@thespalek1
Жыл бұрын
And yet thousands of people still go to watch it. We are hopeless.
@AntoshaPushkin
Жыл бұрын
@@thespalek1 thousands instead of millions, lol
@lostalone9320
Жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter how many million people show up for some goose burgers, you still killed the golden goose.
@LordVader1094
Жыл бұрын
@@thespalek1 Which is a lot less than what they'd be getting if they gave audiences what they wanted. A downturn in profits is a problem for any corporation, they don't need to lose money to be failing.
@user-nl2gi5jy3c
Жыл бұрын
Hollywood is doing it on purpose. They work with a certain agency to keep people distracted and their realities subverted.
In the 80s, I never got tired of watching Disney classics. These days, I will never get tired of watching Disney fail.
@TurbidTG1
Жыл бұрын
It used to be exciting to get a new Star Wars movie that were few and far between but now, it’s just “Eh.” 🤷♂️
@suspect1996
Жыл бұрын
As true as that is, it is still sad to see a childhood hero have a new story/closing chapter ruined by politics.
@salmanedy
Жыл бұрын
Ah, the schadenfreude just makes my dead heart giggle.
@HowToChangeName
Жыл бұрын
Good thing from Disney nowadays is the critic and thats it
@Kurt1969
Жыл бұрын
👍
1:55 she even made Air Jordan’s look lame…it’s like someone said “get some Air Jordan’s…it will make you seem hip and relatable”…they somehow seem forced and contrived when she’s wearing them
How did the guy that made Logan, a fantastic swan song for an iconic cinematic figure, also make this
It feels different now. Disney has seriously damaged their brand. I remember watching South park and not quite getting why Disney was so unpopular. I completely understand now. I would actually celebrate if Disney collapsed. The unwillingness to course correct has me actively rooting for them to fail.
@Snoop_Dugg
Жыл бұрын
The only reason IPs take 75 years before they go into the public domain is due to Disney's sacks of cash lobbying. It used to be 25 years I believe. There are so many random creatives who could probably reinvigorate life into Mickey etc. just using the internet.
@ct9564
Жыл бұрын
@@Snoop_Dugg I might be wrong but with their acquisition of Marvel, then Fox and now Hulu I swear they broke some monopoly laws in the US 3 times over. Also, the hypocritical cvnts managed to get the copyright or some such to fairy tales, like Cinderella etc.
@joshuagraham2843
Жыл бұрын
i agree, there’s no point of them continue guardians of the galaxy was the last decent marvel mandalorians season 1 and 2 were good now a dead husk
@TransRoofKorean
Жыл бұрын
@@Snoop_Dugg There's also Sonny Bono, if you wanna look that one up. Ofc there's a reason that was mockingly called "The Mickey Mouse Protection Act"
@aaronthebox
Жыл бұрын
Ironically I enjoyed the HELL out of Guardians Vol. 3, in saying that in many ways the movie feels like a big fuck you to Disney by James Gunn doing whatever the hell he wants
I can't believe we are now living in a world where Crystal Skull is no longer the biggest disappointment to the Indiana Jones series. Edit: To the people commenting on here to tell me to chill because I haven't seen the movie yet, oh you poor innocent children. Even if you're correct and I haven't seen it, what does it matter when the critics are already calling it bad and confirming the fears that a lot of us already had about them bringing Indy back for movie #5? And also given the track record with LucasFilm after the failures of Boba Fett, Obi Wan, Willow, and the latest season of the Mandalorian, what makes you think any of us can trust them to do right by Indiana Jones?
@CowboyRobot2000
Жыл бұрын
Well, Joe Biden supplanted Jimmy Carter as worst president. It's all about who can drag what down to rock bottom these days.
@Lucasfan375
Жыл бұрын
You can thank Mickey Mouse and Kathy for that
@SuperFitzieZX
Жыл бұрын
I’ve been saying that about Star War not having to be as embarrassed by the Phantom Menace as much since the sequels came out
@franciscodanconia4324
Жыл бұрын
@@SuperFitzieZXyep. At least the prequels had a consistent and mostly coherent overarching plot. The sequels were just two guys screwing up the others work.
@danbooth2163
Жыл бұрын
Have you seen it? You’re basing your opinion from a biased KZreadr who is selecting comments out of context. Why don’t you wait and form your own judgement rather than follow someone else’s?
It's like so many other franchises....the quality declines over time. Why not leave well enough alone? You can now cut and paste scenes from episode to episode with almost no compromise in continuity. I'll always love Karen Allen's lovely. fresh, and ingenuous character....one of the best memories of all the episodes.
I would wager the only reason The Force Awakens did as well as it did was in spite of the "new" characters. It was the old guard (Hans, Chewy, etc.) propping up the movie with Harrison Ford leading the way.
After TFA and now Indiana Jones 5, I'm so happy Bladerunner 2049 treated Harrison Ford's character with the dignity and respect he deserved.
@kay_keik7842
Жыл бұрын
thats because denis villanueve isnt a hack director. him and robert eggers are the only directors that have made legit good films in the last decade
@kanemighty
Жыл бұрын
@@kay_keik7842 Christopher Nolan, too.
@vanhelsing4674
Жыл бұрын
Thtat what happens when movie is created by director and not by professional activist.
@bliiild
Жыл бұрын
@@kanemightythat’s more like 15-20 years for him tbh. That’s just my opinion tho.
@jamescarr1265
Жыл бұрын
@@kay_keik7842Are you serious? just tell us you only watch Marvel movies acting like every single movie released in the last decade is bad. embarrassing.
Top Gun Maverick gave us a look at what a decades-later sequel could be. It just hurts my heart that this series I loved so much has had to suffer like this.
@randyjones3050
Жыл бұрын
The truth is that this is a movie that didn't need to be made. Harrison Ford has been too old to convincingly play the character for nearly 30 years. Some characters are better left being remembered for what they were.
@tavish4699
Жыл бұрын
@@randyjones3050 i dont agree with that Harrison is im great shape
@robbiecasablanco2562
Жыл бұрын
Except top gun 2 is a direct copy of Star Wars
@davidharrison7014
Жыл бұрын
@@robbiecasablanco2562 Ghost of Ice Man: "Use the Force, Maverick!" Command Officer: "Maverick, you switched off your targeting computer. "What's wrong?"
@huwguyver4208
Жыл бұрын
BladeRunner 2049 was another great decades-later sequel imo.
When I saw 70 year old Kennedy clomp out in a pair of Chinese Nike's, I set up the short-sell order ASAP.
Its such a shame what they have done to Indiana Jones. The original trilogy was awesome and i thought Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was ok i guess. But when i heard about this one i immediately shook my head because i had a feeling it was going to be complete shit. Shouldve just left it alone.
I am old enough that I watched both Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark in theaters. They were the type of blockbuster movies that aren’t made anymore. It’s hard to describe to even my own children how magical it was to go to a theater (without a million KZread spoilers ahead of it) and have such original films come at you in your seat. Films that weren’t just entertaining, but we’re so profoundly good that you felt changed inside. Such a shame that culture has destroyed something so wonderful.
@theblackflame4002
Жыл бұрын
Dead on, I was 9 when I saw Star Wars and it was just....wow. Magical is a good word, I remember going home that night and dreaming about what I'd just seen
@tiergeist2639
Жыл бұрын
Its not culture....its th....m.
@dimitribotone9722
Жыл бұрын
Ok boomer 🙄
@chrisdonahue524
Жыл бұрын
I remember being four or five years old I think my parents telling me we were going to go see the Raiders of the lost Ark. I had no idea what they were talking about but that movie just absolutely blow me away as a kid.
@cmc5394oparva
Жыл бұрын
@dimitribotone9722 Coming from someone whose generation considered books about teenage wizards to be the peak of western literature, at least until Her Royal TERFness committed the Great Heresy, that bobbleheaded response is a compliment.
"How do you picture Indiana Jones?" "Old, divorced, irrelevant, and subservient to a British woman." "Have I got a movie for you!"
@michaelusswisconsin6002
Жыл бұрын
Wait he divorced Marion?
@ginormousaurus8394
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelusswisconsin6002 WARNING: POTENTIAL SPOILERS! According to reviews of the film, grief over the death of their son put a strain on Indy and Marion's relationship and they are separated at the start of the 1969 scenes. Indy is served divorce papers, but he still wears his wedding ring. I read a purported plot synopsis for the film that was posted online after the Cannes premiere. According to it, Indy and Marion reconcile at the end.
@jamescarr1265
Жыл бұрын
@@ginormousaurus8394not sure how to feel about this
Recently re-watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade with family who hadn't seen it. It is a fun film and a fitting end to the franchise. I won't be seeing Dial of Destiny but I very much look forward to the Drinker's take.
I love every review you produce. Thank You.
If Kennedy wants to keep destroying all of Lucas's properties, why doesn't she reboot "Howard the Duck?" As dreadful as that thing was, I'm sure she'd manage to find a way to make it even worse.
@Stadsjaap
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but... how?! 😜
@cancelme4200
Жыл бұрын
What would be funny is if she actually got that one right, lol. It's a duck, so maybe she wouldn't hold him being male against the character.
@ironmaster6496
Жыл бұрын
@@cancelme4200 honestly yeah, you really can't make something worse than the original movie
@matthewsprague7674
Жыл бұрын
He could just be a male who identifies as a duck and uses duck pronouns. 😂
@cymes82
Жыл бұрын
It already had an IRL pedo as the antagonist.
Or as Nerdrotic memorably called it, "Indiana Jones and the Insufferable Feminist"
@youtouchmeiyellrat
Жыл бұрын
They actually managed to create a character more annoying than Willie Scott. Who knew it was possible?
@greggibson33
Жыл бұрын
@@youtouchmeiyellrat Truth.... Willie Scott was as bad as it gets... until now.
@StrangeAttractor
Жыл бұрын
have you actually SEEN Dial of Destiny, to establish if it's any good?? Or are you just addicted to misery?
@jonnyquatromusic
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, let’s quote people who haven’t seen the film, that’s the educated thing to do 🙄
@greggibson33
Жыл бұрын
@@jonnyquatromusic Ha! Awesome..... and Nerdrotic would be the last person I would quote. 😆
What next Kathleen? Back to the Future IV? Don't you dare touch our beloved Doc and Marty McFly!
"Dial of Destiny" was such a terrible name. Even "Quest for More Money" would've been better and more honest.
Imagine saying 15 years ago, "ya know, this Crystal Skull movie isn't so bad"
@the_seer_0421
Жыл бұрын
That's me.
@himwhoisnottobenamed5427
Жыл бұрын
I wonder what Mike Nelson (of MST3k and Rifftrax fame) thinks of it now. He was pretty vocal of hating it according to the rifftrax for Crystal Skull.
@chuckhoyle1211
Жыл бұрын
It feels about like saying that the Star Wars prequel trilogy "isn't that bad".
@BlueGamingRage
Жыл бұрын
@@chuckhoyle1211 I think the the prequels are deeply flawed gems. The premise, a tragic story of a hero corrupted due to a stagnant and dogmatic world order and the subsequent collapse of said order, is phenomenal. The execution, however, is rough, especially in the first two movies. ROTS is my favorite Star Wars movie because it's the best ending to a trilogy
@dbsommers1
Жыл бұрын
@@chuckhoyle1211 I unapologetically like AotC. I also get why others don't. Hayden was a terrible miscast though.
I feel I was lucky to have had the experience of walking into a theater to watch “Raiders of the Lost Ark” without a single clue as to what it was about.
@adamc1966
Жыл бұрын
Me too...drive in back in 81 👍
@casbyness
Жыл бұрын
It's about family. :D
@davidharrison7014
Жыл бұрын
Before I went to the theater. I thought the Ark they referred to was Noah's Ark.
@mattwaggs007
Жыл бұрын
Drive-in theater. Face melt on the big screen😂
@adamc1966
Жыл бұрын
@@mattwaggs007 yes but the sound was like out of a tin can 👍
Galaxy's Edge shouldn't have had any major Star Wars characters or factions. It should've been a Star Wars: Resistance situation.
I love how the best response to Solo was just a fart.
I'm sick of living in a society where mediocrity is praised and genuine quality and talent is overlooked and neglected.
@rap1df1r3
Жыл бұрын
Time to go off-grid. 👍
@scottmcmahon86
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that sounds like the US Film Industry since its very inception, bro...
@Riley_Mundt
Жыл бұрын
@@scottmcmahon86 Only if you think the film industry started 20 years ago.
@nagchumpalot
Жыл бұрын
Are these things you ask only of society and others? Or do you demand the same qualities in yourself and what you contribute to the world? Because you make it sound like you´re an Epic person.
@cyborgchicken3502
Жыл бұрын
@@scottmcmahon86 since it's inception? How old do you think the US film industry is? Because I can tell you it isn't 10 years old
When I was a kid, Lucasfilm and LucasArts were a badge of quality. It's hard to explain how this makes me feel.
@rap1df1r3
Жыл бұрын
You can't really blame the leadership, though. I mean you literally mustn't, because it's a woman.
@Keznen
Жыл бұрын
@Juggled Did you ever hear the tragedy of George Lucas the wise? I thought not. It's not a story Disney would tell you.
@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw
Жыл бұрын
Very true, Lucasfilm logo always meant an amazing story and visual treats. Huge shame disney acquired them, completely ruined the amazing ips i grew up loving
@spudeleven5124
Жыл бұрын
Time for everyone to move on, especially LucasFilm, but also the fans. The whole creative world is being held back by this nostalgia, a seeming inability to grow up. A friend of mine recently mourned the passing of his heroes, REAL ones such as Neil Armstrong and Chuck Yeager. I told him "There will be others". We just have to stop living in the past. In the immortal words of the fictitious Ragnar Lothbrook in "Vikings": "Don't waste time looking behind you - you're not going that way."
@princecharon
Жыл бұрын
My feeling on it is of the 'it has to be said, because it's unprintable' variety, except that I know of no curses in the tongues of men vile enough to express it.
one of the moments ever of critical drinker’s career
As an Italian I enjoyed this review so much, he touched it gently or as we say "toccato piano" 😅
I am losing count of how many beers I owe the Drinker for the small fortune he is saving me at the box office. Edit: As of now this video has 1.1 million views. It's probably safe to assume that any one of the viewers would have taken at least one other person with them to the theater, probably more. So, the number of people NOT going to see this movie could easily be doubled or maybe tripled. It's wild to think that this eight and a half minute video is going to cost Disney tens of millions of dollars.
@danbooth2163
Жыл бұрын
But he hasn’t seen it. An now you’re not going to see it. So how can you form your own opinion? You’re just being spoon fed his
@cole0424
Жыл бұрын
@@danbooth2163 He has been spot on enough in the past to earn my trust.
@Germaniac77
Жыл бұрын
@@cole0424 Yeah, we all remember how he was "spot on" with his "Prey Traler analysis" video ... and we also remember tht he had to change his mind after actually seing the movie
@TamDall
Жыл бұрын
@@Germaniac77 Watched the Prey trailer analysis, went to see it, still thought it was shite. Taste is subjective.
@0Anubi0
Жыл бұрын
@@Germaniac77 Did he? Prey was and is still a mediocre movie. That hasn't changed much.
Last Crusade was such a great send-off and conclusion to the trilogy.
@audience2
Жыл бұрын
The opening scene with River Phoenix as young Indy was the best part of that film.
@acpmc76
Жыл бұрын
Exactly. And it's a good thing that that movie was the last Indy movie. There are no more Indy movies after that one.
@coolcat23
Жыл бұрын
There is no other sequel to this third masterpiece. The crystal nonsense already isn't canon for me anymore. Let alone whatever they cooked up now. It sounds awful.
@kennarajora6532
Жыл бұрын
The only two good Indiana Jones films in my opinion were Raiders and Crusade.
@kvol1668
Жыл бұрын
@@kennarajora6532 Yeah, I didn't care for Temple of Doom so much, even though it was fun.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was a "Bridge Too Far" for me. I knew I wouldn't see this one when geriactric Harrison Ford was announced to play lead.
Disney really pooped on Lucas’s legacy. That Charlie Rose interview was so funny considering he sold out for a billion
In the poignant finale of 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade', we see Indiana Jones, his father, and their two trusted allies, Marcus Brody and Sallah, fading into the gentle embrace of the sunset, each on horseback. This melancholic, yet beautiful scene will forever be etched in my memory as the most fitting conclusion to the epic Indiana Jones story.
@schwartzy65
Жыл бұрын
Honestly i like the ending of the crystal skull too.
@thematt5325
Жыл бұрын
@@schwartzy65 👌😂
@saltychipmunk190
Жыл бұрын
@@schwartzy65 skull wasnt a great movie , but i do agree it did tie up some threads in a way that was enjoyable. I just wish Sean agreed to atleast cameo in it.
@JediTony81
Жыл бұрын
And set to the best movie soundtrack.
@OLOHEKAI
Жыл бұрын
“The Last Crusade” was it “4” could have worked if the Crystal Skulls were the actual ones instead of shaped like aliens…they could have been alien, but not odd shaped. Karen Allen was a nice nostalgic touch in the last one…why not tie that up? Shia LeBouf, who played his son in “4” has morphed into a very different actor since then, especially given his recent experience in the Padre Pio biopic; so he probably could have redeemed himself here and even had a smart pretty wife and a kid for Indy to be an awesome grandfather mentor for. I also like the idea of bringing back “Short Round” in a main role given his recent success and presence in “Everything everywhere all at once”. There are ways of adding “diversity” for modern audiences without having to take away from what we love about the original character! 😎🤙
As a woman I am so very tired of this 'women don't need men' crap.
@SmallSpoonBrigade
Жыл бұрын
It's one of those things where movies like that from time to time aren't much of a problem, but at this point, it overrides other concerns about the narrative in ways that make movies worse. It's also bad because often times those strong female leads don't have obstacles that are large enough to be a real challenge, which kind of makes it this weird things where they're still kind of knocking women, even though the female characters are still "strong."
@jaynepowderhill1932
Жыл бұрын
@@SmallSpoonBrigade Rey in the SW sequels, Mulan and Ariel in the live action remakes are classic examples of Disney's current obsession with satisfying #metoo. Their characters have been elevated to levels of ridiculousness. Mulan has been transformed into a comic book heroine with superpowers, Eric in TLM has been reduced to standing in Ariel's shadow, and Rey is an 'upgraded' Luke with tits. Taking Rey as an example, she started out fine but by the time we got to TROS she had become so good at everything all the other characters were surplus to requirements - great pilot, great mechanic, great fighter, powerful Force user, great healer and finally....all the Jedi. I actually cringed watching the end of TROS - she was so too good to be true it was embarrassing. And, having not learned their lesson, DLF, now a #metoo propaganda machine, intend to give her yet another film where she runs a Jedi Academy and 'achieves what Luke couldn't'....their own words. The live action Little Mermaid has tanked in the US. Maybe it will take these morons at Disney sit up and realise what they have done....but I doubt it.
@user-jb8fu9kj6s
Жыл бұрын
Go to kitchen then
@janesgems7
Жыл бұрын
@@user-jb8fu9kj6s No thanks, I'm not a good cook
@backwatersandbackroads
Жыл бұрын
But it's what ya ladies wanted
The “Kitchen Gun” manic laughter is truly fitting.
On the nose! Lucasfilm has gone to crap, starting with SW:TFA. Great effects, unbelievable in every other way. Your comments had me laughing so much (because I agreed 10 million %) that library almost kicked me out!
"Reverse King Midas" is such a perfect metaphor for modern Disney
@FleshWizard69420
Жыл бұрын
Everything they touch turns to sh!t 💩
@mulmusfistus4128
Жыл бұрын
There is a word in german for it: Kotmidas Edit: The word originated from the game around a very "big" german lol-cow called Dragonlord. Everything he does or interacts with, basically turns to shit. Same with the life of every person he gets into contact with. Count Dankula made a series on him.
@andrewzucker9201
Жыл бұрын
Empress Excrement.
@aliasjones6381
Жыл бұрын
King Mierdas ($#!+ in spanish)
@valueinvestor77
Жыл бұрын
The Shidas Touch as we would say in Australia.
You've heard of "too big to fail?" Well we've now entered the era of movie franchises being "too big to succeed."
@persona83
Жыл бұрын
haha well said!
I don't see how anyone can be a fan of Disney
@lucaschapman2188
10 ай бұрын
I thought Steam boat Willy was good 😊
You can tell this one hit Drinker harder than normal at the end. I get it man. Losing my first hero was awful... watching literally all of them die in succession is like PTSD to the creative mind.
@tehbonehead
Жыл бұрын
The only analogy I can think of is Kathleen Kennedy (wo)manning an MG42 on D-day, and we're watching our heroes get cut to ribbons, Saving Private Ryan style...
@jameshunt4611
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, the manchildren in this community 😂😂
@Luke101
Жыл бұрын
But I thought Spielberg and Lucas already killed the franchise with Crystal Skull? That's at least what all the man-babies were crying about up until now
@chrisbutler1668
Жыл бұрын
@@Luke101 They most certainly committed creative murder with the "Crystal Skull". It should have been dead and buried before then, but we'll just have to find a way to live our lives with that movie in existence. But this is like excavating a corpse to perform another autopsy, and maybe they tricked themselves into believing that Spielberg and Lucas weren't the murderers of "Indiana Jones" in the first place. They instead spread Kathleen Kennedy's DNA all over the body, the hat and the whip and are now blaming her for killing another franchise.
@tripplordofinconvenience9953
Жыл бұрын
I swear to God if the upcoming Metal Gear Solid movie is like this then I am never again going to watch a movie
The scariest part is that the veil has lifted and the reviewers aren’t even bothering to shill for it
@theblackflame4002
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, when even RT and others realize something is indefensible its pretty telling.
@yamatotakeru9078
Жыл бұрын
WOKE INDY
@nk_3332
Жыл бұрын
Disney ran out of money to bribe, I mean pay them.
@thel1355
Жыл бұрын
Iger must want rid of Kennedy, and so the bad reviews were given the go ahead through the back channels.
@randyjones3050
Жыл бұрын
Something has definitely changed very recently. For whatever reason, we are actually seeing some degree of real honesty from the professional critics for the first time in years. It's almost like the triumph of Super Mario Brothers and the uprising against Anheuser-Busch has people inside the corporate world scared. It's as if the critics can sense some kind of reckoning coming soon and they want to reclaim some measure of credibility in an attempt to save their own skins.
"Next". "Who throws their shoe? They fight like women!"
My favorite part was when they’re on the airplane and Indy punches the bad guy and says “get off my plane”. Oh wait……
“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.” - JRR Tolkien
@the300XM8
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@blacklivesorblackvotes2985
Жыл бұрын
@@the300XM8 no it isn’t. It gets spammed in almost every video lol.
@imansgaming
Жыл бұрын
@@blacklivesorblackvotes2985 first time I've used it and it sounds like its fitting for this movie.
@emirlsanchos6302
Жыл бұрын
@@blacklivesorblackvotes2985 Good, let the bot spam away. People need a good multiple slaps in the face to wake up and realize what we hold beloved is purposefully being turned into garbage by garbage woke ideaologues.
@tangerinesarebetterthanora7060
Жыл бұрын
That isn't true. What was once considered "evil" is known seen as "good" and vice versa. Questioning currently held beliefs is what pushes things forward. Inventions certainly have a tendency to bring up controversy.
My grandfather was at my brother's graduation and got bored, so he stood up to go to the washroom. There was some ceremony on the stage at the time and the wires must have crossed, because the principal of our school misunderstood that as an attempt to give a speech. My grandpappy was like "sure, why not". Man went through WW2 as an interpreter in a recce platoon, and then became a tenured professor. He just whipped out a whole ass speech on the spot, nice and short, and received a standing ovation. That's the people the Dial of Destiny is making fun of: old people are funny, look how awesome they were and how lame they are now that they are old, isn't it funny?
@messertl
Жыл бұрын
that is a really cool story.
@niekdejong9360
Жыл бұрын
@@messertl first time seeing a cool story bro where they actually meant it. It is indeed an awesome story.
@specialagentorange4329
Жыл бұрын
Disney hates white, straight, males. Look what they did to Luke Skywalker.
@LMCEK
Жыл бұрын
Judging by the interesting and intelligent way you told this story, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. Bless him
@Fr00stee
Жыл бұрын
So tldr this movie is ageist
If I remember correctly, didn’t George Lucas have to sell copyrights to his movies after his millions disappeared in some weird Wall Street transaction despite his new interracial wife being well known adviser/investor. Most likely he currently has no real say in the production/direction.
When I hear "would you be interested in spending $6000," I think I would like to HAVE $6000. And apart from all the other idiotic decisions Disney makes, that's another big problem. They think everyone is as rich and wasteful as themselves.
Remember the scene in the Wizard of Oz where the little dog pulls back the curtain to reveal the secret of the Wizard? Remember what the Wizard says as he desperately tries to maintain the ruse? "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain" - the problem being, the illusion is shattered and there's no un-seeing it. No matter what the do, Disney has lost they good-will of the entire fan base for multiple franchises and has the hubris to blame you.
@akifaiman7388
Жыл бұрын
Funny that wizard of oz is produced by disney, basically disney writes their own fate
@KasumiKenshirou
Жыл бұрын
@@akifaiman7388 Wizard of Oz was an MGM movie, not Disney.
@akifaiman7388
Жыл бұрын
@@KasumiKenshirou that's even more weird considering disney produced its prequel
@KeldorDAntrell
Жыл бұрын
@@akifaiman7388 you need to learn to look things up before you pass comment on them.
@superintelligentapefromthe121
Жыл бұрын
@@KeldorDAntrellsimple chronology is hard for some people
It's amaziing to think that not long ago the question was "How could they lose?" Disney gave us the answer.
@james-ud9lp
Жыл бұрын
Disney defeated itself Disney became Its Own Worst Enemy
@RenoReborn
Жыл бұрын
Disney thought the phrase "too big to fail" was a challenge
@jonnyshanon2103
Жыл бұрын
@@aaronrothwell6504 Lol,can you show me the data please?
@christinadoxstader3004
Жыл бұрын
They didn't lose, that's the thing.
@DanielAppleton-lr9eq
Жыл бұрын
@@RenoReborn Just like " Not even God could sink this ship " about the Titanic.
Galaxy's Edge is pretty damn sweet, but that hotel they tried to make happen was just too damn expensive
"Smug and unlikeable" is the new "smart and talented".
The German vehicle going off the cliff in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" is the perfect analogy for Disney's monumental clusterfuck.
@histkontext
Жыл бұрын
i would say the plane crashing into a tunel is more accurate, like dysney - they are still going on because they had lots of speed built up, but not a chance to continue for long
@nathanseper8738
Жыл бұрын
@@histkontext Another is the Nazis getting blown up by the Arc of the Covenant after opening it and trying to capture its splendor and glory.
@recall2880
Жыл бұрын
@@nathanseper8738 Oh the googley eyes
@nathanseper8738
Жыл бұрын
@@recall2880 And melting!
The thing that never gets said about all that Star Wars sequel trilogy merchandise not getting sold is that's what was in every aisle of Toys "R" Us stores when they went out of business.
@spaghettimkay5795
Жыл бұрын
Good point. I remember toys r us stores being 50% star wars. Back when it was good, it must have been the crux of their business.
@Lonovavir
Жыл бұрын
The merch does a good job collecting dust. Stores can't give it away.
@SammEater
Жыл бұрын
Say what you want about the quality of the Prequel Trilogy but Lucas knew kids liked cool toys.
@kman9884
Жыл бұрын
@@SammEater Sam Jackson and the purple lightsaber was a hot item.
@SammEater
Жыл бұрын
@@kman9884I had that one, he was really cool. Especially after that one Clone Wars episode (the 2D one) showing him fighting alone against a bunch of droids.
seeing Disney lose money makes me smile
There’s some really good stories where a legacy character passed on the torch to and stayed on as mentoring the younger generation. Like Batman Beyond. Yes, Bruce starts out as a jaded and embittered old man estranged from his friends and without any purpose anymore as he had to resort to threatening a mook with a gun in order to save his own life. However, once Terry enters his life and reminds him of his purpose, Bruce steps in as mentor and teacher and even becomes a father figure. It’s like watching a dying flower given water. Sure, it takes time and he’s still a cranky old man but he has purpose again. Terry is no slouch either. He’s a capable, smart, snarky, temperamental, caring and passionate young man who is on a redemption journey after having wasted his youth in juvie. Granted, he has a learning curve and makes mistakes along the way but he keeps going. So it can be done. But it takes a competent group of talented people to pull it off and I think we’ve established that KK isn’t one of those people.
The idea that Bob Gale has never green-lit a Back To The Future Part IV is looking all the more saner. He must've had foreknowledge on how they would butcher his baby.
@elagabalusrex390
Жыл бұрын
I heard that Robert Zemeckis has also specifically refused to give the rights to them, because of crap like this. Good for him - lets hope he doesn't buckle under the lure of the Disney big bucks that they will inevitably throw at him, if they haven't already.
@M1GarandMan3005
Жыл бұрын
It all comes back to what James Bond said to the villain towards the end of Tomorrow Never Dies: "I may have some breaking news for you, Elliot. You forgot the first rule of mass media: GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!!"
@afez7101
Жыл бұрын
Yep Back to the Future is something that should never be redone .These movies brighten up my darkest days .
@hivebrain
Жыл бұрын
Somehow it'll happen one day, and it won't make the studio doing it any money.
@jeffd1986
Жыл бұрын
@@afez7101 same here. I've had days where I've let all three run back to back. Oh for the brighter days of years past.
Just imagine if Lucasfilm was an engineering company! No other industry would allow this level of incompetence.
@davesmith5728
Жыл бұрын
A once great-company renowned for it's brilliant engineering, until its management was taken over by hacks who already ran a former competitor into the ground? That moved their headquarters out of Seattle for the express purpose of giving engineers *less* control? And which has been steadily losing market share due to their continued incompetence? Nope, I can't think of a single one. It definitely has nothing to do with, say, Boeing. They're doing great :)
@thekidfromcleveland3944
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Boeing my guy
@SOHCHEAD
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@@thekidfromcleveland3944also in engineering for aerospace? Absolutely agree…
@rickhunter6513
Жыл бұрын
The Federal government
@spaRTan3246
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Electric cars for mainstream use? 🤗
They also ran national treasure into the ground.
I would rather them leave old franchises alone altogether, but if They’re going down this path anyway they should of done a prequel instead. Possibly Chris Pratt as a younger Indiana Jones?
The true Indiana Jones that we all know and love rode off into the sunset with his dear old dad, Sean Connery
@drewcover2864
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Yes, exactly! A fabulous ending to Last Crusade and the trilogy. Why can't they just let things end! Why do HACKs have to re-boot EVERYTHING and RUIN the legacy REAL ARTISTS made!??
It's like they not only want to erase the past, but punish anyone for remembering it fondly.
@beingsshepherd
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oO(Sounds like my ex gf.)
@WeedShaggy
Жыл бұрын
A fate worse than death
@guilhermehank4938
Жыл бұрын
All part of the plan
OMG!! This is the funniest and spot on review. Awesome job.
Just became a UK citizen. Where do I want to go the next time I'm over there? Whatever pub the Drinker is at. My liver will be upset with me, but it'll forgive me later... Possibly
Disney's self destruction has been nothing short of magical to watch, they tried to test the waters on the phrase " too big to fail" They were handed several IPs loaded with content and decided to do their own thing and it blew up in their stupid faces
@NinjaFlibble
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aren't they being sued by their shareholders now? 😂
@evertonporter7887
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What next?
@StoicSurvivor99
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@@NinjaFlibble well they have ambushed big iger for his incompetence in dictating activist ideologies at the expense of quality filmmaking, while making financials deals with communist china that don't love anything disney produces, especially when it comes to diversity. That's hilarious. So maybe they are suing them. I just think the shareholders are abandoning disney, entirely.
@ResidentRecon89
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And they keep double down on the failures lol
@Daan_0172
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There is no such thing as to big to fail.