My mom wanted me to be a doctor, but i came out as a patient

@menissenmootien4167

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@angelamuthoni1146

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@0690zma

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@BarathKumarSenthil

3 жыл бұрын

That turned dark

@patriciacoe9191

3 жыл бұрын

But the B Bn

"Dad, I wanna be a breakdancer!" "Son, you can dance on your break."

@mohitshah4159

6 жыл бұрын

Camilo Garcia Ylasaari good one @russellpeters

@x120091

6 жыл бұрын

@CamiloGarciaYlasaari Awesome lines, dude!

@Zohirul-Jewel

6 жыл бұрын

I'm the thousandth person to "Like" this comment.

@nangayodha4389

6 жыл бұрын

Nicely noticed 😂

@loguchennai

6 жыл бұрын

Camilo Garcia Ylasaari indians be like 😂😂😂

Stop stereotyping us Indians. My parents have allowed me to choose any career between a doctor and an engineer

@tututhangjam4993

3 жыл бұрын

Omg it's a joke🤦🏻‍♀️

@Creativity06

3 жыл бұрын

@@tututhangjam4993 I think you didn't read the comment properly

@suraj-op2bx

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣

@05deeps

3 жыл бұрын

Depends. Are you a girl or a boy? Ehh does not matter actually too much choice, what a privileged life

@phwilawbasumatary7992

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My vets an indian dude in hamilton , he just saved my dogs life few wks ago and busted his ass on a 5 hours exploratory surgery that saved her life which he spent half the night performing, the respect I have for him and his wife is up there considering he's basically the only vet in hammer that's upfront and honest , he charged us half of what any other vet would of and definitely went the extra mile , very humble guy who knew his stuff, .. keep it up peterson , u make me proud be canadian

@mrnobody9473

2 жыл бұрын

The India dudes name is Peterson wtf

@bradhill3167

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrnobody9473 learn how to read before trying to be virtuous, moron

@bradhill3167

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrnobody9473 Peterson is not my vet in Hamilton , now put the helmet on and go play with crayons lol wowza

@mrnobody9473

2 жыл бұрын

@@bradhill3167 bro why are u sounding so but hurted what's the problem, u have only written keep it up Peterson what does it mean then

@bradhill3167

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrnobody9473 are your parents siblings or something? Wtf are you even on about?

As an Asian, my parents didn't ask me to become a doctor when I was 17, but at the moment when I was born

@rovinrawat9805

6 жыл бұрын

小学生 Lol すごい

@Smexy_af

6 жыл бұрын

小学生 Lol as an Indian I am surprised as to how do our parents think so similarly?

@rovinrawat9805

6 жыл бұрын

SS Hakuru thats japanese

@suraj-op2bx

6 жыл бұрын

小学生 Lol 😂😂😂😂

@ashishrain1455

6 жыл бұрын

小学生 Lol hey have you watched movie.... 3 idiots? You will like it

In India, you do Engineering and then try to figure out what you want to do with your life

@PARTHASARATHISAMANTARAY

4 жыл бұрын

I have an engineering, mba and 2 master level degrees, now I know why I am single till now.

@rubiks5659

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck man too real. In college right now for an engineering degree thAtll last maybe 5 years

@onkarmehakarkar2608

4 жыл бұрын

Lol true as shit!

@Kerrviii

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher Tholou And take little old ladies money!!!!!

@highsandlows_

4 жыл бұрын

Teresa Fontaine you’re messed up.

Am I the only one Who enjoyed the black doctor😂😂

@kitenoticing

3 жыл бұрын

ThatOneAsianBroChick their disadvantages come from their own communities.

@ranjanbiswas3233

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitenoticing *Corruption from govt.

@newnepal2072

2 жыл бұрын

He was doing Icecube impression tbh

@jackkraken3888

2 жыл бұрын

Name man he was awesome and shit.

@vezithegoodonline4069

2 жыл бұрын

I really wanna hear more on the Black Doctor and shit.

Son: I don’t want to be a doctor Mom: If ain’t a neurologist, at least become a radiologist !

@jitendrabillaiya1392

3 жыл бұрын

Atleast radiologist. Well well!

@rookiedetective569

3 жыл бұрын

@@jitendrabillaiya1392 radiology is the most contested post in India.

@Yalla_Habibi_Cat1

3 жыл бұрын

How about dermatology?

@sudhar1998

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yalla_Habibi_Cat1 We'all need an apology 😂

@ynwa6326

3 жыл бұрын

ever gone to school???

*even our standup comedians hold a degree in engineering* 😂😁😝

@2PLUS2FIVE

4 жыл бұрын

on point.

@aniketmali1287

4 жыл бұрын

@Fiker Gaming AIB dudes

@nausheenali6138

4 жыл бұрын

born strong a good back up Incase this comedy thing explodes in their face and doesn’t work out. 😂😂

@AbhijitZimare1

4 жыл бұрын

@Fiker Gaming ALL OF THEM

@dakshkushwah5654

4 жыл бұрын

that from the most prestigious of instis Xd

"When an Indian woman becomes a doctor, she really wanted to become a doctor" Me: *laughs nervously*

@joonaslaakkonen8096

4 жыл бұрын

Did u if so congrats

@rubaiyatmehedi9337

4 жыл бұрын

@@joonaslaakkonen8096 she meant she l didn't want to become a doctor

@joonaslaakkonen8096

4 жыл бұрын

@@rubaiyatmehedi9337 she changed the commment a lot

@rubaiyatmehedi9337

4 жыл бұрын

@@joonaslaakkonen8096 ohh

@hackerman2764

4 жыл бұрын

We feel you😂

Am going into my second year of medical school. I am Peruvian American but basically grew up exactly like the black doctor he was describing. With every disadvantage, in the hood, and with real life struggles. I have never laughed so hard to any stand up before, I had tears and I felt like I was laughing and crying at the same time. Thank you Russel for making my day a little brighter.. and shiett.

@awesomemovieclips735

Жыл бұрын

Good luck with your future brother. Stay safe and enjoy the journey. Peace from India,arunachal pradesh@

@MQT129

Жыл бұрын

I admired your dedication and courage. Good luck with 'doctoring' and shiettt :)

@scintillam_dei

Жыл бұрын

Peru is America.

@emanuelrojas2

9 ай бұрын

Would have holla at ya for a prescription? 😂

@joshitheyoshi2533

8 ай бұрын

Seriously shut the fuck up. Almost everyone has disadvantages of some sort. You're in medical school now. I hope you still won't be talking about how disadvantaged you were when you're a doctor.

In India if you become a doctor, you become a doctor. If in case you become an engineer, you end up becoming everything else than an engineer

@thesilentprofessional7158

2 жыл бұрын

My math teacher is from India and he is engineer

@unbeatengamer755

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesilentprofessional7158 exactly.

@mblackops2

2 жыл бұрын

Why is that?

@amitrana7919

2 жыл бұрын

@@mblackops2 come to india bro one day u will understand everything 🤣

@mblackops2

2 жыл бұрын

@@amitrana7919 I’ll pass, I heard Muslims get treated like shit there 💀

Imagine your Doc saying: “Could you please provide me a urine sample and shit”

@purebredgoldenretriever1597

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated😂😂

@brianrapson2433

3 жыл бұрын

LOLOL.....😀

@jindrichspivak

3 жыл бұрын

😄😅🤣😀😆

@ashimdas5668

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dying omg 😭

@the._.nabihouse

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

His middle aged indian mom face is hilarious.

@amandac8836

4 жыл бұрын

It is hahahaha

@suraj-op2bx

4 жыл бұрын

@@amandac8836 they don't speak English though

@jasdeepsingh6718

4 жыл бұрын

Sandoo

@thatgirl4652

3 жыл бұрын

@@suraj-op2bx and your point is? 😂

@chilliecheesecake

3 жыл бұрын

@@suraj-op2bx Hes telling the joke to an english speaking audience dumdum

Me who preparing for NEET and searching vlags of Indian doctors for motivation and found this🤓🤓

@shrey4558

3 жыл бұрын

Same😭

@aditip8485

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@utkarsh4714

3 жыл бұрын

same lolz

@Okiedokieyes

3 жыл бұрын

@@PushpaDevi-un7ef *end

@wisdomyyworld1839

3 жыл бұрын

We should leave yt 😂

Man, regarding Indian doctors, that is so so true. I have a very good Indian friend who has only 2 kids, a son & a daughter. Both are medical doctors and both are married to medical doctors and 1 or 2 of them ( or their spouses) are actually Ph.D. holders in their respective medical fields. Something beyond normal understanding in this world but a very normal occurrence in India.

Asians have 3 options: 1) Doctor 2) Engineer 3) Disgrace

@pennyfish89

5 жыл бұрын

and lawyer bro !

@1234vedas

5 жыл бұрын

one more-teacher.

@katievang6000

5 жыл бұрын

Or business

@samruddhiraut2647

5 жыл бұрын

On point !👌

@sassanghazi5819

5 жыл бұрын

So true bro that's my family

Iam an indian and he is ridiculously correct on that *Edwooo* nickname joke. My mom call me atlooo 2:36

@logicjusticepeaceabundance5220

4 жыл бұрын

My name is Tanuja... So she couldn't 'add' a 'u' so she used to call me 'Tanyaa'... 😐

@ikartikthakur

4 жыл бұрын

Really.! .. You enjoyed that part! .. You're indian with different soul

@hss2119

4 жыл бұрын

Call me Ghandoo

@harshitsisodiya8077

4 жыл бұрын

@@logicjusticepeaceabundance5220 tannu would hv Been more accurate

@sithlordrj8883

4 жыл бұрын

+Atul Chauhan Yep, what's even more hilarious is bloody strangers deciding to do it. I was born in India, and lived there until I was 14.

Spot on about Indians. Not a stereotype

I'm Indian and if I told my parents I wanted to be a doctor they'd laugh at me. My parents never had high expectations for me lol.

@lemonstrangler

Жыл бұрын

i remember when i was young, for some reason i said i wanted to be a doctor, and they just nodded like "sure you are" lol

@yokiryuchan7655

Жыл бұрын

@@lemonstrangler "just get a 60 beta it's a pass!"

@AZ-mt4lg

11 ай бұрын

Go, become a doctor and make them laugh again in TEARS cuz eventually, they are proud of their child being able to chase his dream

@yokiryuchan7655

9 ай бұрын

@@AZ-mt4lg Are you Okay?

@harrisn3693

6 ай бұрын

You must be the third child

in defense of Indian Doctors everywhere...my best doctor I ever had was an Indian gentleman. And the best surgeon I ever had was an African gentleman. They where both damn good at their jobs.

@StuntsHrs

6 жыл бұрын

But did the african gentleman end his sentences with "and shit"?

@kalpeshshelat

6 жыл бұрын

Stunts, you don't need to kill Russell mate. Why don't you try his job, that too without saying any possible insults, because if you do, there'll be thousands of your friends (Indians) ready to jump on you. So far, I've even seen Muslim people more resilient to comedy, they know how to have a laugh, you all think everything single bloody thing is an insult. I get it that you're a nationalist, make it extreme nationalist, but take it fucking easy.

@alexasaperstein2565

6 жыл бұрын

Nikki Burger nope. Youre lying

@nikkiburger7711

6 жыл бұрын

Alexa Saperstein and how exactly am I lying? With all the doctors I've been too, throughout my life, my Indian doctor was the best. And my surgeon, who was African, was so thorough and methodical, I legit had no complaints concerning either of them. The only reason I stopped seeing my Indian doctor was because he retired and I was forced to go with another doctor. So don't you presume, joking or not, to state my opinion is a lie. Thing about opinions is, they are neither lies or truths, its what makes it an opinion, and my opinion was formed, by my own personal experiences.

@OROgoldenpair1

6 жыл бұрын

^he probably didn't end his sentences that way, as ppl seem to not grasp that not all black people share African American vernacular eng and or general American slang.... -sorry i had to-

If you are an Arab then you have the following careers: a- Doctor b- Engineer c- High rank military personnel d- Lawyer e- A disgrace to your family

@studyhelp1965

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂.. ALMOST TRUE FOR ALL ASIAN

@thebearybestvirals2214

3 жыл бұрын

True

@miahsafwanabdal4994

3 жыл бұрын

True for many eastern cultures for some reason.

@marymckee3339

3 жыл бұрын

African aslo

@truepatriot3768

3 жыл бұрын

Really ??? I thought you all have your own oil wells

The guy Sandeep looks exactly like my Math HOD . I m gonna show this clip to him after classes resume. 😁

"Alright, first of all ****** you alright" 😂😂😂

I love that he makes fun of everyone

@user-nu1du1bd1g

4 жыл бұрын

stev9079 mxfxkst

@marklloyd4087

4 жыл бұрын

Love the face 😆 Sandooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

@wailbezzaz7966

4 жыл бұрын

Pewdiepie confirmed

@Melanie-le6mw

4 жыл бұрын

Right

@ikartikthakur

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! .. Like you.. Lol

I am an Indian. My dream was to become a singer. Then I joined medical school und didnt finish. Now i am a biologist. He is so right

@ilikebeinganonymous8666

3 жыл бұрын

Why you dropped out?

@randomhuman1754

3 жыл бұрын

But ur name is whiter than the police that killed my black friend

@danksquidward

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomhuman1754 lol ik, I’m Indian and my name is ishan agarwal

@shawnsouth327

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomhuman1754 Russell actually goes over this in one of his stand ups Britain ruled over India for almost 100 years so British names and some culture got mixed in with Indians that’s why some authentic Indians have white names

@BijayKumar-gj4gh

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomhuman1754 you realise that there are Christians and Anglo Indians in India right?

where have you been all my life!! lol....I just watched your stand up on Amazon Prime and I have not laughed that hard and that sustained in years!! Thank you for getting my endorphins going lol

@normankenneth01

8 ай бұрын

Hello Alyssa How are you?

I'm learning english with him :D greetings from germany 🇩🇪

@sr3821

3 жыл бұрын

With Indian accent too? 😁

@asdanahohi749

3 жыл бұрын

Guten tag

@thesilentprofessional7158

2 жыл бұрын

🇸🇦🤙

@nitishbansal6878

2 жыл бұрын

Why learn from an indian comedian when you can actually learn from an indian!!

That "hood doctor" could be a perfect character in a skit or sitcom!

My parents never asked me to be anything. Zero hopes from the start lol

@imjustapotato293

4 жыл бұрын

I feel you man

@nopeakingyoungblood4696

4 жыл бұрын

my parents just wanted us to be wealthy and all four her children make over 200000 grand a year

@soniamerrill5867

4 жыл бұрын

the word is expectations I believe :v

@officialniktheking6891

4 жыл бұрын

@@soniamerrill5867 you believe wrong

@krishrana2848

4 жыл бұрын

no peaking young blood what do you guys do lol?

I had gone through quite a few Indian doctors and they are great.

2:25 I have seen this video 200+ times. This face just made my day.

Russel you were there for me, I was alone in a foreign country and I had everyone there turn against me, and put me down and make me feel horrible. I didn’t have my family or friends from back home to vent to, I cried myself to sleep countless nights. Then when I watched your videos I didn’t feel so lonely and I found my laughter , regardless how many times I’ve seen your skit I’ve always laughed and didn’t feel so bitter anymore. Thank you ❤️🙏🏻

@SamarIqbal-ye3tg

6 жыл бұрын

Kellie Chasity laughter is the best medicine!

@adad-ec6ht

5 жыл бұрын

You need an Indian doctor.

@Vinu889

5 жыл бұрын

Watch chris rock too u wud love it

@carlfalcao472

5 жыл бұрын

Hey Kellie you can hit me up if you're ever bored or have nothing to do.. feel free

@Terminator19782

5 жыл бұрын

Which country are you in? I'm coming

This guy is surviving so far by just making fun of Indians.

@prashponnappa6731

5 жыл бұрын

Very true.....because if he used canadians to mimic he would be denied a stage...

@emptycup4686

5 жыл бұрын

@@prashponnappa6731 stfu

@prashponnappa6731

5 жыл бұрын

@@emptycup4686 and empty mind..cant expect anything more than that..sucua

@Ye-qn6oj

5 жыл бұрын

IKR 😂

@bibhasdmusic

5 жыл бұрын

He makes fun of everyone.

One of the best realistic clip at all time. He is so Indian because he is so brilliant.

This reminds me of when I was young and me and a buddy from my neighborhood wanted to go into the Air Force when we graduated from High School. So we’re telling my parents about our plans to be Jet pilots and be Big Shots. My Dad crushed that idea when he said, “You do realize you get car sick in the back seat”. So we switched to the Navy. Dad repeated “car sick, CAR SICK.....Ships at Sea rock and roll more than a Jet “. End of military discussion.

@aoeu256

2 жыл бұрын

Do we really need pilots on planes O_o. I'm pretty sure that planes can be auto-piloted for a long part of the voyage, and for landings perhaps let the plane by controlled remotely.

My Indian doctors have been wonderful. Kind, thoughtful and well trained in their field of expertise

@fahimabrar3367

6 жыл бұрын

Judith Ford Dunning u are Indian lol. Don't try too hard.

@citywok9579

6 жыл бұрын

Did an Indian doctor write this?

@pongsokipz1996

5 жыл бұрын

just a joke..chill

@mythicalathenian5016

5 жыл бұрын

fahim Abrar STFU. You don't even know what a doctors value is.

@BoiledMilkSteak7

5 жыл бұрын

Indian doctors are pure shite. Dumb as fuck. Only thing they are good at is memorising 100 books but are clueless when it comes to praxis

I am in a medical college in India. I can relate to this so much 😂😂. This is exactly my life.

@middle-classentrepreneur2949

4 жыл бұрын

And your name is sasziz music. Your family might have told first you become a doctor then music as part-time

@marimo6870

4 жыл бұрын

That's sad and awesome at the same time

@ikartikthakur

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck you too! .. Joke from Russell..

@whenindoubteatabowlofsprou3247

4 жыл бұрын

sandoooo??

@leesteal4458

4 жыл бұрын

Awe, be a good doctor but continue playing your music.

0:31 14 year old aspiring to become a doctor right here 🙋🏽‍♂️😂

@dr.s.sudharsan7509

5 ай бұрын

Me too

I can’t. I just can’t. Every time he makes that “Sandoo” face. I can’t hold it in. 😂😂😂

this is so weird because I'm 17 and today my dad asked me why I don't want to become a doctor 😭😂😐

@notokbutok3530

6 жыл бұрын

a doctor has to study untill they are 35 .. meagre earnings till the age of 40 .. your friends would be earning way more than you. it's not easy to work for 20 hours a day for major part of your training. the system is shitty. you wouldn't get paid enough. media hates you. not becoming a doctor is the smartest decision & I respect that

@HailStonE999

6 жыл бұрын

True, Also nowadays a lot of doctors are getting attacked frequently. Last month in my city a lady doctor was attacked simply 'coz she told, large no. of relatives are not allowed with the patients in the nursing home...

@saurabhpathaksln

6 жыл бұрын

H C Ha to bol na unse gand fat jati h books dekh k padhai kya jhaat karunga

@shyon99

6 жыл бұрын

Only in the US. In India, they study till 26-28. None of that pre med college bullshit. You want to be a doctor? You immediatly start learning medicine.

@derrickrobyn

6 жыл бұрын

I had to tickle myself to laugh.. complete punctured jokes ...owww...

Doctor from the hood lmfao

@whocares3132

6 жыл бұрын

LMAO :V :V

@anth91386

6 жыл бұрын

Brown Skunk lol

@jakedias6123

Жыл бұрын

@@anth91386 black?

🤣😹2:26 Sandooo & Ed Woo gets me every single time. LMFAO 😭😹😹I can watch this a million times over and laugh every single time.

That black doctor character sounds low key amazing tbh! 🤣

"Alright Mr. Peters. Seems your nasal passage is inflamed and shit." Lol omg 🤣

@monematif6013

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed ma ass off in this Part too lloool 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@alyssajones4368

3 жыл бұрын

@@monematif6013 lol ikr? Nearly choked on my damn poptart.

@monematif6013

3 жыл бұрын

LOol 😂😂😂

@Revolution-bp2kj

2 жыл бұрын

"If you fill out this little bitch ass prescription..."

@enigmasatan4506

2 жыл бұрын

Was he Dr. Dre?

Ask any 5th grade student in india 1 Doctor 2 engineer 3 scientist

@allscool-4131

5 жыл бұрын

Never heard the scientist one before, that aint even a stable job

@taheradenwala304

5 жыл бұрын

I wanted to be an architect since 3rd grade and now i m!!

@gintoki9986

5 жыл бұрын

4. Pilot

@thecloud7424

5 жыл бұрын

4. Gas station....

@yubi-kun958

5 жыл бұрын

Yess, I answered "ANIMATOR" to my teacher. And He was like, " What the shit is an ANIMATOR?"

100 раз убеждалась в том, что американский юмор умопомрачительный в оригинале и просто невозможный в переводе. 101й сегодня. Спасибо доктор Питерс

Omg, this man is brilliant. Dying 😂😂😂

I live in the UK and I'm so used to the doctors being Indian. One time I took my son to get some cream for his ezcema and the receptionist said "Dr Masih is on holiday, so you'll be seen by a locum". Ok, np, I'm just going to ask for the cream that worked before. I opened the door and the locum was an elderly white man. My immediate reaction was that he must be an imposter! I nearly walked out! Subconsciously I was so expecting him to be an Indian doctor that my initial reaction was "you can't be a doctor - you're white!" Stupid, I know. Anyway, I got a grip on myself and explained what my son needed and all was well. It was just amazing to me that I had that reaction! (I'm white myself, btw). I think Indian people really value education, the top two or three pupils in any class were almost always Indian, and the parents make sure their kids take their education seriously. Most likely they would have to pay a lot of money to get a good education in India or Pakistan, so they really want to make sure their children do their best and take their schoolwork very seriously because they remember how difficult and expensive it was to obtain a good education back in their motherland. Fair play to them!

@MissShootingStar5

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Pakistani. Our culture values getting a good education. It has nothing to do with your presumption that it is difficult or expensive to receive an education in the motherland.

@raimohoft1236

4 жыл бұрын

"Can I, please, see the real doctor now." ... "What do you mean?" ... "You know... the brown one!" 😉

@misscanada1066

4 жыл бұрын

Zappa Woman cause Indians flood the uk they are a majority there !!

@missnerd9555

4 жыл бұрын

Fun story! But just would like to point out something, as an Indian living in India. It's not difficult or expensive to get an education here. In fact, those who go to a different country to study actually invest a LOT of money in that than they would if they got educated here, and they are generally quite well-off. They aren't poor or deprived of education. It's just that they have their own other reasons. Some doctors you meet could be second or third generation Indians living there,, some could be studying a particular field that has more scope for research and development there. It's not always about money. Peace out!

@raghavsahni168

4 жыл бұрын

ur assumption was fair on your part and most of it is true don't know about pakistanis but we Indians here value the education a lot and trust me there is a lot more potential in Indian kids if they get the resources.

that black guy impersonation was hilarious

@minddragon8427

6 жыл бұрын

B. Chan I am pretty sure you are not taking about Indians...

@mikaelyancyquilon6847

6 жыл бұрын

No. Dipshit he isn't talking about indians.

@giuseppecorleonenguyen6037

4 жыл бұрын

Is there anywhere in America have a doctor talk like his imagination talk?? 😂😂😂

@spyboy0076

4 жыл бұрын

Really the NBA guys are impressive

I m dying this guy is so funny and transparent 😂

India makes the world’s best doctors... Feeling proud😏

@mine2394

12 күн бұрын

Actually they are the worst and corrupt like Indias politicians They will sell your organs.

“Hola at me tomorrow, mothafucka”😂😂😂

somebody gonna get a hurt real bad

@dineshgoswamiDNGmagique

6 жыл бұрын

Those r the dislikers.

@a_bo0dii275

6 жыл бұрын

ok go stright then left then right

@hijack69

6 жыл бұрын

NatW318 then somebody gonna go to doctor

@dallascalliou5864

6 жыл бұрын

so who wont's a beating 😡

@yaseensamer7505

6 жыл бұрын

NatW318 lol I get it

Russell being a doctor from the hood made me lose it.... 😂😁😝

This scene always got me crackin... 😂😂😂

my dream was to become an astronaut when i was 14.. now i am pursuing my medical studies in india :p

@rochelledsouza9718

6 жыл бұрын

THENICKTHEORY read what the person wrote properly and then comment 💁

@RipanDutta1992

6 жыл бұрын

THENICKTHEORY read the comment again or go back to school and improve your reading skills :)

@bhargavsisir

6 жыл бұрын

DSG Videos brooo...fuck yesss...its the same here...but then i actually wanted to become n astronomer...nd now i am studying for my 1st year medical exams...😂😂😂

@kaushikiyer4881

6 жыл бұрын

My dream was to become an astronaut since like 2nd standard. Now I'm pursuing aerospace Engineering in the us

@nareshR3321

6 жыл бұрын

DSG Videos ...Holy fuck... Me too... Even I wanted to become an astronaut but presently studying medicine

Truth told through comedy. Fortunately I am one of those Indian's who is doing what he loves :)

@SoFancySoFetusy

6 жыл бұрын

It's so nice to see an Indian fella loving his job as a doctor :')

@kewithunbonchang2323

6 жыл бұрын

That's huge bruh happy for you!

@taeyongsairpods5791

6 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@abdurrahmannaveed2443

6 жыл бұрын

Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur Good for you. I am a lecturer and i cant tell you how much i enjoy teaching😊.

@adnanaziz8672

6 жыл бұрын

Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur good luck buddy ...i wish i had your enthusiasm

i am so proud so say that you were my teenage fav. comedian. love from India... love u man...

Man! you are the best!! Regards from Costa Rica, come here please!

The Filipinos. Their Parents' dream is for them to be a Nurse.

@prajwalsharma213

4 жыл бұрын

Similar to Indian parents

@swtnth

4 жыл бұрын

Nah. Unlike to my case, It's my dream, they're the ones who didn't allow me to become a nurse :)

@swtnth

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a filipino btw.

@Melanie-le6mw

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Lmao

@marcelrodriguez8860

4 жыл бұрын

Or a mailman

I would totally watch a TV series about Dr. Deferral who grew up in the ghetto and ends his sentences with "and shit". XD

@PhoenixRising-qx9xk

2 жыл бұрын

I would never want to watch such a hideous stereotype. Any person with such high aspirations would NEVER speak like that. This is why black people have to deal with microagressions in real life.

Russell Peters is a very funny comedian who spent his time crafting his comic skills. He has paid his dues and is still perfecting his skills. His voice and vocal interpretation of different ethnic groups is without equal. Very funny.

He’s hilarious. Awesome dude.

becoming doctor is one of the toughest ting in India .nobody goes through that shit without wanting to be one

@dwarfie24

6 жыл бұрын

I hear dissapointing ones parents is tougher for many still.

@hijack69

6 жыл бұрын

chaitanya arepalli Not *THE* toughest thing.... just one of the toughest thing

@flash6797

6 жыл бұрын

Vishal Verma yes and I am one myself

@gowrishankari89

6 жыл бұрын

chaitanya arepalli : What About CA

@arihankrishna

6 жыл бұрын

That's a load of shit, I know a person who wants to do stand up comedy and whose parents are forcing him to do MBBS. He's studying in fucking Nepal and he's at least two years along in the course

Shout out to all of the Indian Mom's who made their sons become Doctors! One Indian Doctor treated both my son and daughter for leukemia, and another saved my life in this past year. Yayyyy for Indian Mom's! ♥

@sr3821

3 жыл бұрын

All hail Indian doctors 😁

@EetsBack

Жыл бұрын

Not their Dads?

@LanguageExpert-hg8do

7 ай бұрын

❤

Best performance ever and best bit ever !

This dude is hilarious 😂😂

That face is straight out of the 'Indian Aunties you never, ever want to meet' book of mugshots ;)

@sohimashah5098

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Hey At least I’m Indian And not becoming a doctor. I’m becoming an.... Engineer HAH!.. yea this ain’t helping.

@akashmandal5580

5 жыл бұрын

Chinggis Han what is your profile pic

@asadwrites

5 жыл бұрын

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@AudiowaveTV

5 жыл бұрын

Software engineer? That would fit the stereo type even more XD

@NatsuDragneel07

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kylecharlie9774

5 жыл бұрын

"Thank you come again"

I love you Russell Peters!!!!!!

“If you become a doctor you can fix it!” 😂😂😂

When I was a teenager all I wanted was to earn enough to live on my own and get as far away as possible from my parents.

@childishtrumpinod2900

5 жыл бұрын

Well did it work?

@jack-nb3wm

4 жыл бұрын

Hope your kids would want the same

@dayyumsonvlogs4152

4 жыл бұрын

@@jack-nb3wm lol ikr

@kaushikanubhav9724

4 жыл бұрын

@@jack-nb3wm they know nothing other than themselves..i mean when u belong to the most "devloped and superior" race of the era u dont give damn abt dese emotional shits..but when it comes to time..well it spares no one..most of them r real messed up till they reach their 50s dats what they show in movies..no offence✌

@jaikapur

3 жыл бұрын

I respect ya' mate. I desire to do the same.

In the future, i want to be an animator and make my own animated series. *Then i realized i was indian* Edit: oh my god 11 months ago and I completely forgot about this comment and it blew up! Thanks for all the likes! (And btw the comment was a joke, my parents let me do whatever I want in the future :))

@pearlwolf8621

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@gamingrex2709

5 жыл бұрын

We can do this mate I am Indian too but India is growing 😊🙏

@kk2ra982

5 жыл бұрын

GAMING REX okay thanks but the comment was just a joke anyways :)

@zuboy4272

5 жыл бұрын

You can upgrade our choota bheem to porn hub series Chotta Bheem And 72 Virgin : the Movie , animate it

@zackkhan4538

5 жыл бұрын

Bro i hv a story!!! Sbse faadu series bnainge xd!!!

At the end was lit🔥😂

When he was talking about black doctors from the hood, he should've included a pun about Dr. Dre

@mrloverman2.0

5 жыл бұрын

Mahmoud Mostafa thats too corny

@paichaz

5 жыл бұрын

he missed that BIG TIME

@MichelMawon4982

5 жыл бұрын

...right...because that's the only way a black person from the hood would have that title?

@DodyShawky

5 жыл бұрын

@@MichelMawon4982 No.. because that's how I'll trigger your paranoia.

When a jamaican radiologist find a hazy spot in the X-ray: you got a blood claat inna yah chest LOL LOL LMAOOOO

@itsme-jx9xt

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 i died

@equityjustice2695

2 жыл бұрын

JEEZZZ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Considering this is a clip from 2016 and 2006, this is probably the best audience he’s had in recent years, the audience seems to have a good sense of humor and laugh and cheer a lot!

I work with an Indian psychiatrist lol. His son is in med school right now. It makes me wonder if they really wanted to do something else originally

As an Asian, I'm very lucky that my parents allowed me to study and become whatever I wanted to study/become. They were fine with anything as long as I could survive. I've met so many Asian people my age who were forced to do things they don't want to and they will probably end up with a lot of regrets. It saddens me.

@akp3097

2 жыл бұрын

You are 1% of those asian from 5 billion asian…

*Samuel L. Jackson as a Doctor*

@TheStopShort

2 жыл бұрын

I have had it with these motherfucking tumors in this motherfucking gastric tract

4:07 absolutely had me in stitches! Seems your naval passage is inflamed in shit 😂

Everytime i see Russell on stage I always think of my younger days growing up in Brampton… the jokes are endless

Damn!!, He literally told my story about how I am becoming a doctor

@snay71

4 жыл бұрын

Do you want to become one?

@nihitkhunteta6137

4 жыл бұрын

@@snay71 after seeing the amount of problems the doctors in my family have faced and are facing I am leaning more and more towards no

@snay71

4 жыл бұрын

@@nihitkhunteta6137 wtf? what problems? I wanna know. I'm indian too.

@nihitkhunteta6137

4 жыл бұрын

@@snay71 stress, hypertension, a sleep schedule which is sooo out of whack that you are sleep deprived, insomniac and most probably a narcoleptic at the same time, then there's Modi who actually says that any doctor in the private sector is a thief, then the stress of not being able to save a patient (whenever that happens), then there's the filing, did you know that for every 5 minutes a doctor spends on treating one patient he/she has to spend atleast 12 minutes to record and report what he did on paper, then when the patient doesn't get better or even worse even if its due to his own fault he come with an entourage just to complain and fight, also since you are an Indian, you might also know about the attacks on the doctors and then when a patient is brought dead we are supposed to actually "heal" them even if there's no hope and they actually expect that we would resurrect the patient and make it seem like he'll just walk it off and then there's emergencies, there's this oncologist I know who is dying of cancer( yes, I know its ironic), but what I got was that he didn't had time to get himself diagnosed and it got metastatic and so even the treatment is not that effective Its so stressful for the doctors have a comparatively shorter life span than normal office workers and the use of alcohol, smoking and drugs is higher than other professions. Also I forgot to mention but we get a intern salary lower than that of a unskilled labour it converts to be less than $4 a day.

@nihitkhunteta6137

4 жыл бұрын

@@snay71 It's high paying (kind of) it has a starting salary of 54,000 a month just after graduation, with a good chance of raise per year but the problem is that you will get a salary of at max 1,00,000 at the age of 45-50 if you do not do any more degrees, a job in the private sector would give proportionally higher wage but starting salary is just as lower at around 20-30k, so basically any doctor needs atleast 3 degrees to earn what we can consider as a "high" paying job and yes, I do have discord, so I will add you there.

That dance was so cool man! 😂😂👍 Did not expect it at all!

Most Indian doctors are dedicated ones who really wanted be doctors. It is one of the most respected career in India. Yes they are bright people who do have a hobby in which they also excel. These are some of the brightest students in their school who also generally good in extra curricural activities.

THIS IS GOLD ,!

you are by far my favorite comedian....i work 6 days a week at the post office and listening to you at the end of the day makes it all better...thank you for being funny as hell!!!!

I always break down in tears at the "I wanted to be in the NBA" joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

55 years ago I almost died of spinal meningitis, one the first 10 children to make it through without losing one of my senses. A Indian doctor flew from California to Michigan to do this

Brilliant as always!

I wanted to be a gymnast, now I liquidate companies XD

Just stumbled on this dude. One of the funniest stand up comedians. Definitely a big fan

This video gets me all the time 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

Congratulations for 1 million subs 🎉💞

My options: 1) Doctor 2) Engineer 3) Entrepreneurship 4) Disgrace 5) Useless and disowned

@jaybirdfly149

5 жыл бұрын

I am pretty sure 80% of Indian youth pick the 4th 😂

@hyndscs

4 жыл бұрын

Hey hey hey same for white people

@Melanie-le6mw

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@anisraho8928

4 жыл бұрын

@@subhajitbaitalik4362 you know there is more muslims in india then there is in fuckin pakistan ?

@snay71

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaybirdfly149 me

Indian doctors r one of the best and highly respected all over the world.

@ginger-bread_man

5 жыл бұрын

What makes an Indian doctor special or different from a Pakistani doctor?

@sandeepbalasubramanya9674

5 жыл бұрын

@@ginger-bread_man being indian and a pakistani

@wasteman3259

5 жыл бұрын

ginger same shit

@ginger-bread_man

5 жыл бұрын

@@wasteman3259 : So answer the question, what makes Indian/Pakistani doctors "so special"??

@devilapostate4575

5 жыл бұрын

@@ginger-bread_man Indian doctors use brain Rather America use fat burgers and big loans to pay for life

Love Russell! Damn hilarious!

I've watched this video more than 10 times 😂

I am Indian , at 14 I wanted to a space scientist at NASA and now I am a Med Student at stanford.

@kevins6732

5 жыл бұрын

Why did you change career choice. You went from the stars to helping sick people. If you did it for any reason besides your new found love and passion for helping humans then you're probably an idiot

@swiftieforever9793

5 жыл бұрын

@@kevins6732 Oh no no, its because i found my passion and love in medicine. Obviously helping people is also my dream but that's not why I got into medicine originally. Also even now i read physics books, read new published theories , etc . Because now physics is my hobby. I was fascinated by entire branch of Science since I was a kid.

@riderpikachu7403

5 жыл бұрын

@@kevins6732 it's because he listens to Taylor Swift

@swiftieforever9793

5 жыл бұрын

@harmeet cheema I totally get your point. However there are lot of enthusiasts whose passion is physics and space and dark matter , etc. The drive of knowing the unknown and searching for it is incredible. Everyone have their own interests.

@swiftieforever9793

5 жыл бұрын

@@Stories-Facts First of all I should get to decide what I want to. Then if were ever to be a space scientist I would prefer ISRO over NASA anyday. However when I have decided to settle over my medical field , there is no way i am get myself educated in India. The Caste System is turn off for me, besides the education provided in Stanford is top in the world behind Harvard, the is no chance of any Indian university that can catch up to even 1% of Stanford standards. There is absolutely NO CHANCE for research in India during MBBS. Students there don't even know how to write a research paper. Corrupt Government back there would rather fill pockets of Nirav modi and his mama and ambanis or spend on unnecessary statues or bullet trains or build Ram Mandir or Masjid or stupid campaign ads than to invest in education. The rich will always get richer in India and poor will always get poorer. I love my India but i absolutely hate the mess its turned into by the corrupt politicians and extreme religious violence.