Inaugural Address of President Keith Foskey

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Our friends at Eschatology Matters held another poll on Twitter/X this time asking who would be best for President of an imaginary network of churches. Keith won and is now offering his inaugural address.

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  • @The-riddle-master
    @The-riddle-master2 ай бұрын

    Looks like we finally get to sit under the president for whom we, the people, actually voted.🎉

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai2 ай бұрын

    Let's be real: Pastor Keith would be a better candidate for president of anything than any actual major party nominee for U.S. president for more than a century.

  • @Sebman1113

    @Sebman1113

    2 ай бұрын

    Screw Trump and Biden, I want a president Foskey

  • @douglascolquhoun8502

    @douglascolquhoun8502

    2 ай бұрын

    Vice President Brandon Herrera, that would be a ticket. Your Calvinist of Florida and AK-Jesus of Texas.

  • @4jgarner

    @4jgarner

    2 ай бұрын

    I'd legit vote for him for US President. Lol

  • @GoodPersonTestWebsite

    @GoodPersonTestWebsite

    2 ай бұрын

    Better than any ever.

  • @simeonyves5940

    @simeonyves5940

    2 ай бұрын

    Keith, with Doug as VP...actually needs to Happen! it may just sort America Out!

  • @josephparks4270
    @josephparks42702 ай бұрын

    In the tradition of Luther, let me submit 95 debating points....

  • @ihiohoh2708

    @ihiohoh2708

    2 ай бұрын

    He needs to get the Lutheran pastors on for a podcast again.

  • @falsouth762

    @falsouth762

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ihiohoh2708 Agreed

  • @nathanwhalen6075

    @nathanwhalen6075

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ihiohoh2708 Lutheran = superior theology

  • @PastorDavidBess
    @PastorDavidBess2 ай бұрын

    There are two preachers that have entirely too much time on their hands. You for making this video, and me for watching and commenting!

  • @bencrane8505
    @bencrane85052 ай бұрын

    I endorse this ticket. Solid values, great record on guns, most excellent movie recommendations, and the rest of the world leaders knowing that they’re negotiating with a Florida Man. I’m in.

  • @nikhook9430
    @nikhook94302 ай бұрын

    Secretary of clickbait 😂

  • @gwdietrich23
    @gwdietrich232 ай бұрын

    James White as Secretary of Defense is genius... and obvious!

  • @tylerbessette464

    @tylerbessette464

    2 ай бұрын

    That made me laugh out loud. Funniest thing

  • @christianchavez4086
    @christianchavez40862 ай бұрын

    Thank you for the associate membership! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @harlanbarnhart4656
    @harlanbarnhart46562 ай бұрын

    As a Mennonite I will gladly listen (laugh) along as a non superior member.

  • @rosefortheKing
    @rosefortheKing2 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣 "Moodier Moscow?!" This is why we don't believe politicians! 🤣🤣🤣😹🤣

  • @Jason-L-Ledford
    @Jason-L-Ledford2 ай бұрын

    LOL!! You should get Jeff Durbin to be your Vice President. 😆🤣

  • @wallywest001
    @wallywest0012 ай бұрын

    I Sense a State of The Superior Theology Union Coming Next.

  • @daveowenhasbrouck4139
    @daveowenhasbrouck41392 ай бұрын

    In the olden days a network who had a "secretary of defense" used to call that branch the inquisition.

  • @4jgarner
    @4jgarner2 ай бұрын

    I petition to make Paul Washer the Secretary of foreign relations and gospel. 🙏

  • @cathyhale7172
    @cathyhale71722 ай бұрын

    I hope you read all the comments. They are Great!!!!!!

  • @1stkazoo754
    @1stkazoo7542 ай бұрын

    I was brushing my teeth during the “secretary of clickbait” part and it was all I could do to not spew toothpaste all over the mirror 😂. (And for the record, I love Joel Webbon!)

  • @cathcolwell2197
    @cathcolwell21972 ай бұрын

    ❤ superior theology

  • @kcsunshine6416
    @kcsunshine64162 ай бұрын

    Congratulations!

  • @lawhngcat5356
    @lawhngcat53562 ай бұрын

    I would’ve followed you, my brother… my captain… my president..

  • @Savedbygrace22
    @Savedbygrace222 ай бұрын

    🤣Webbon…Clickbait

  • @levigoodwin3522

    @levigoodwin3522

    2 ай бұрын

    Burst out laughing at that part!

  • @1001thhill
    @1001thhill2 ай бұрын

    "don't jump, I need you" Joe Biden 😂

  • @vashmatrix5769
    @vashmatrix57692 ай бұрын

    Ah, Moody.

  • @cameronbennett1809
    @cameronbennett18092 ай бұрын

    Mike Winger Secretary of education John Piper Chief enthusiasm officer.

  • @4jgarner

    @4jgarner

    2 ай бұрын

    Yo yes. We just gotta get Mike on board with the right flower and he's in!

  • @heartofalegend
    @heartofalegend2 ай бұрын

    This is no fantasy...no careless product of wild imagination.

  • @ctreid87
    @ctreid872 ай бұрын

    Brian came in second...but is he even 35 years old?

  • @JasonJrake
    @JasonJrake2 ай бұрын

    If KF is elected president, I’m moving to Arminia… …that’s not a spelling error, that’s the joke…or it would be if it didn’t require explanation. Congrats KF. You aren’t funnier than Biden, but I can enjoy laughing WITH you instead of AT.

  • @NESHYBeast
    @NESHYBeast2 ай бұрын

    The new Geneva is here! 😆

  • @Michael_Chandler_Keaton
    @Michael_Chandler_Keaton2 ай бұрын

    Hail to the chief!

  • @Breakdowns04
    @Breakdowns042 ай бұрын

    I suppose if we have to have a Calvinist president, Pastor Keith will do.

  • @PurePuritan

    @PurePuritan

    2 ай бұрын

    Andrew Jackson wasnt too bad

  • @moisheplatinumberg6016
    @moisheplatinumberg60162 ай бұрын

    Need to work Steven Anderson in somewhere. Secretary of War maybe?

  • @Ironica82

    @Ironica82

    2 ай бұрын

    Nah, that should be for Flowers. Anderson can be the press secretary 🤣

  • @danielwarton5343
    @danielwarton53432 ай бұрын

    Joel Webbon comment was fantastic. Love Joel but definitely true

  • @joemelvin6822
    @joemelvin68222 ай бұрын

    Jeff Durbin for Secret Service

  • @kookpatrol7490
    @kookpatrol74902 ай бұрын

    Sorry Matthew 😂

  • @presminifridgefruge
    @presminifridgefruge3 күн бұрын

    You have my endorsment for president Sincerely the donut party

  • @tricot6468
    @tricot64682 ай бұрын

    Shame fiene wasn’t on the ballot

  • @josephparks4270

    @josephparks4270

    2 ай бұрын

    He was offered, but since Keith refused to ratify the Book of Concord and immediately have all of his kids baptized, Fiene declined.

  • @justinwagnon4797
    @justinwagnon47972 ай бұрын

    Ben Garrett for Secretary of Education!

  • @NoahCook-qw6pj
    @NoahCook-qw6pj2 ай бұрын

    Will Leighton Flowers be the Director of Associate Memberships?

  • @unknown36187
    @unknown361872 ай бұрын

    I'd vote for you. No Doug wilson and James white though. Leighton flowers for VP.

  • @seachaps
    @seachaps2 ай бұрын

    lol, and I voted for President Keith

  • @salli4588
    @salli45882 ай бұрын

    If I didn't know you were a preacher, (with all due respect) I'd say, you're kinda sassy, and a a bit smartassy. 😆

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane2 ай бұрын

    But who is secretary of baloon doggies? (1000 internet points to anyone who gets the reference)

  • @kaleblam5084
    @kaleblam50842 ай бұрын

    Hey guys I have a question for you, is it a sin to watch a film or show where God’s name is taken in vain. I’ve heard arguments on both sides of the issue I’m just not sure what to do.

  • @daveyo8221

    @daveyo8221

    2 ай бұрын

    In short, no it's not, but if you believe it is then don't watch it as you would be going against your conscience (and therefore for you it would be sin to do what you thought was wrong). Like other sins (which will be shown in any movie), you are not the one doing the sin itself, however your moral and ethical accountability ends in the conviction as to whether your viewing actively and directly encourages that sin, (Ie. watching a movie that is literally created to be blasphemous in it's premise, name, etc, may not be appropriate and ), whether it is tempting you through something (like lust for example), and whether you are filling your mind with things that are good. In my country "Jesus" & "God" is used blasphemously regularly on TV, in work places and in the street - we can't answer everyone who uses them blasphemously (nor can and should we answer all fools), and it is a wisdom-based decision as to when and how we engage, different people using them will call for different responses (e.g. are they already aware they are sinning by their blasphemy or are they a young believer and has come alongside them and pointed it out to them before?). Hope this helps, feel free to pushback if something I have written doesn't seem right, I know it is easy to write things that are misunderstood (or I can be wrong for which I welcome your feedback too!). God bless you brother!

  • @simeonyves5940

    @simeonyves5940

    2 ай бұрын

    Romans Chapter 14 Verse 14: "I know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean." If your Conscience is telling you not to watch, then, please, do not watch, because it is a sin to go against your conscience!

  • @palmettonana78
    @palmettonana782 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LostLakeTribune
    @LostLakeTribune2 ай бұрын

    Better than TruthScript?

  • @CalebCook-bg1lu
    @CalebCook-bg1lu2 ай бұрын

    Am I the only one who finds it a little disturbing that the president of the superior theology network, is a baptist?

  • @ConversationswithaCalvinist

    @ConversationswithaCalvinist

    2 ай бұрын

    Deep Water Presbyterian ;-)

  • @AstroMonkey88

    @AstroMonkey88

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ConversationswithaCalvinist😂

  • @shawngillogly6873

    @shawngillogly6873

    2 ай бұрын

    And our first decree is a little dab is no longer enough!😂

  • @jonathanclemens4660
    @jonathanclemens46602 ай бұрын

    I hit the dislike button twice

  • @ConversationswithaCalvinist

    @ConversationswithaCalvinist

    2 ай бұрын

    My man!!!

  • @paulysguitarjournal
    @paulysguitarjournal2 ай бұрын

    We’re so doomed.

  • @cathyhale7172
    @cathyhale71722 ай бұрын

    LOL don't try and be humble or anything 🤪🤪🤪

  • @eugenejoseph7076
    @eugenejoseph70762 ай бұрын

    Sure, let's vote for a president who beleives God's son didn't die for the whole world! Calvinism is wacked.

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