Inaugural Address of President Keith Foskey
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Our friends at Eschatology Matters held another poll on Twitter/X this time asking who would be best for President of an imaginary network of churches. Keith won and is now offering his inaugural address.
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Looks like we finally get to sit under the president for whom we, the people, actually voted.🎉
Let's be real: Pastor Keith would be a better candidate for president of anything than any actual major party nominee for U.S. president for more than a century.
@Sebman1113
2 ай бұрын
Screw Trump and Biden, I want a president Foskey
@douglascolquhoun8502
2 ай бұрын
Vice President Brandon Herrera, that would be a ticket. Your Calvinist of Florida and AK-Jesus of Texas.
@4jgarner
2 ай бұрын
I'd legit vote for him for US President. Lol
@GoodPersonTestWebsite
2 ай бұрын
Better than any ever.
@simeonyves5940
2 ай бұрын
Keith, with Doug as VP...actually needs to Happen! it may just sort America Out!
In the tradition of Luther, let me submit 95 debating points....
@ihiohoh2708
2 ай бұрын
He needs to get the Lutheran pastors on for a podcast again.
@falsouth762
2 ай бұрын
@@ihiohoh2708 Agreed
@nathanwhalen6075
2 ай бұрын
@@ihiohoh2708 Lutheran = superior theology
There are two preachers that have entirely too much time on their hands. You for making this video, and me for watching and commenting!
I endorse this ticket. Solid values, great record on guns, most excellent movie recommendations, and the rest of the world leaders knowing that they’re negotiating with a Florida Man. I’m in.
Secretary of clickbait 😂
James White as Secretary of Defense is genius... and obvious!
@tylerbessette464
2 ай бұрын
That made me laugh out loud. Funniest thing
Thank you for the associate membership! 🤣🤣🤣
As a Mennonite I will gladly listen (laugh) along as a non superior member.
🤣🤣🤣 "Moodier Moscow?!" This is why we don't believe politicians! 🤣🤣🤣😹🤣
LOL!! You should get Jeff Durbin to be your Vice President. 😆🤣
I Sense a State of The Superior Theology Union Coming Next.
In the olden days a network who had a "secretary of defense" used to call that branch the inquisition.
I petition to make Paul Washer the Secretary of foreign relations and gospel. 🙏
I hope you read all the comments. They are Great!!!!!!
I was brushing my teeth during the “secretary of clickbait” part and it was all I could do to not spew toothpaste all over the mirror 😂. (And for the record, I love Joel Webbon!)
❤ superior theology
Congratulations!
I would’ve followed you, my brother… my captain… my president..
🤣Webbon…Clickbait
@levigoodwin3522
2 ай бұрын
Burst out laughing at that part!
"don't jump, I need you" Joe Biden 😂
Ah, Moody.
Mike Winger Secretary of education John Piper Chief enthusiasm officer.
@4jgarner
2 ай бұрын
Yo yes. We just gotta get Mike on board with the right flower and he's in!
This is no fantasy...no careless product of wild imagination.
Brian came in second...but is he even 35 years old?
If KF is elected president, I’m moving to Arminia… …that’s not a spelling error, that’s the joke…or it would be if it didn’t require explanation. Congrats KF. You aren’t funnier than Biden, but I can enjoy laughing WITH you instead of AT.
The new Geneva is here! 😆
Hail to the chief!
I suppose if we have to have a Calvinist president, Pastor Keith will do.
@PurePuritan
2 ай бұрын
Andrew Jackson wasnt too bad
Need to work Steven Anderson in somewhere. Secretary of War maybe?
@Ironica82
2 ай бұрын
Nah, that should be for Flowers. Anderson can be the press secretary 🤣
Joel Webbon comment was fantastic. Love Joel but definitely true
Jeff Durbin for Secret Service
Sorry Matthew 😂
You have my endorsment for president Sincerely the donut party
Shame fiene wasn’t on the ballot
@josephparks4270
2 ай бұрын
He was offered, but since Keith refused to ratify the Book of Concord and immediately have all of his kids baptized, Fiene declined.
Ben Garrett for Secretary of Education!
Will Leighton Flowers be the Director of Associate Memberships?
I'd vote for you. No Doug wilson and James white though. Leighton flowers for VP.
lol, and I voted for President Keith
If I didn't know you were a preacher, (with all due respect) I'd say, you're kinda sassy, and a a bit smartassy. 😆
But who is secretary of baloon doggies? (1000 internet points to anyone who gets the reference)
Hey guys I have a question for you, is it a sin to watch a film or show where God’s name is taken in vain. I’ve heard arguments on both sides of the issue I’m just not sure what to do.
@daveyo8221
2 ай бұрын
In short, no it's not, but if you believe it is then don't watch it as you would be going against your conscience (and therefore for you it would be sin to do what you thought was wrong). Like other sins (which will be shown in any movie), you are not the one doing the sin itself, however your moral and ethical accountability ends in the conviction as to whether your viewing actively and directly encourages that sin, (Ie. watching a movie that is literally created to be blasphemous in it's premise, name, etc, may not be appropriate and ), whether it is tempting you through something (like lust for example), and whether you are filling your mind with things that are good. In my country "Jesus" & "God" is used blasphemously regularly on TV, in work places and in the street - we can't answer everyone who uses them blasphemously (nor can and should we answer all fools), and it is a wisdom-based decision as to when and how we engage, different people using them will call for different responses (e.g. are they already aware they are sinning by their blasphemy or are they a young believer and has come alongside them and pointed it out to them before?). Hope this helps, feel free to pushback if something I have written doesn't seem right, I know it is easy to write things that are misunderstood (or I can be wrong for which I welcome your feedback too!). God bless you brother!
@simeonyves5940
2 ай бұрын
Romans Chapter 14 Verse 14: "I know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean." If your Conscience is telling you not to watch, then, please, do not watch, because it is a sin to go against your conscience!
😂😂😂😂😂
Better than TruthScript?
Am I the only one who finds it a little disturbing that the president of the superior theology network, is a baptist?
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
Deep Water Presbyterian ;-)
@AstroMonkey88
2 ай бұрын
@@ConversationswithaCalvinist😂
@shawngillogly6873
2 ай бұрын
And our first decree is a little dab is no longer enough!😂
I hit the dislike button twice
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
My man!!!
We’re so doomed.
LOL don't try and be humble or anything 🤪🤪🤪
Sure, let's vote for a president who beleives God's son didn't die for the whole world! Calvinism is wacked.