Do you ever just sh*t in your bed 😄😊

@QuiltbagFleabag

3 ай бұрын

Part of my morning routine. I wake up, take a shit, then get out of bed.

@GammaDefault

3 ай бұрын

Tf

@TENOZILIA

3 ай бұрын

whatt

@yummyprovolone7867

3 ай бұрын

@@QuiltbagFleabag it keeps the ass skin healthy, dont know why more people do it.

@vuksanvucko-ju3qu

2 ай бұрын

yeah thats a classic one

imagine when the scp foundation soldiers enters through the broken walls,the bleeding and almost fallen gocs agents just start to attack them with their own hands and with everything they have

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

I don’t know what to comment

@Joseph-rw5xu

28 күн бұрын

The goc are gonna fight till the last man

@user-fw4vx7uk5t

17 күн бұрын

frendly fire?

GANZIR STANDS, GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN TO DIE

@c0ded-plasmayt432

3 ай бұрын

🗿

@theDemonicJester630

Ай бұрын

i spot a kriegsmen

@natthelwulfntzgfx2540

5 күн бұрын

This how you make Emperor dissapoint now face the wall

@C0ldD1rective

5 күн бұрын

@@natthelwulfntzgfx2540 Never, I found true calling with the UNGOC

Scp foundation: "We need to preserve these anomaly's for research" GOC: *has 40 A10 Warthogs on standby ready to dunk on the anomalies*

@skullyboi1215

2 ай бұрын

SCP Foundation: fuck it lets just kill off humanity.

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

Skibidi bop mm dada

@xyrah-kadachi4186

24 күн бұрын

@@c0ded-plasmayt432 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT

@GlobaI_occuIt_CoaIition

6 күн бұрын

Nope, we have more

SCP lore has progressed so far as to be completely incomprehensible to me now

@c0ded-plasmayt432

3 ай бұрын

I agree it is pretty… all over the place

@onneutralground2198

2 ай бұрын

Multiple Canon storylines isn't helping for sure

@user-pv7qn5wf9y

2 ай бұрын

Wouldn’t have it any other way way.

@mr.nobody4959

2 ай бұрын

just take all of them canon but different universes...

@sixscratch8852

Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure there's literal dozens of storylines, but I'm pretty sure an UNGOC loss would only happen in SCP-5000 or when day breaks esc scenarios, considering how embedded they are into the worlds governments and their strength compared to the rest of the anomalous community. SCP-5000 is basically the SCPF doing a teensy tiny amount of genocide due to humanity having emotions they think should be erased btw.

calmest day in a GOC-owned base in scp 5k (only 44 thousand deaths out of the 63 thousand workforce, thats way less than last week's total of 91 thousand!)

Average secret lab game

@c0ded-plasmayt432

3 ай бұрын

fr

GOC never ends!

@hoodieweirdo8249

3 ай бұрын

yes it will satan

@chickenman6308

3 ай бұрын

Against all this chaos, there’s an insurgency.

@Woozman.

3 ай бұрын

​@@hoodieweirdo8249bro r u on crack?

@c0ded-plasmayt432

3 ай бұрын

Nuh uh ☝️

@galletgaming

3 ай бұрын

We don’t live in the dark, we purge in…

Sounds like a normal Texas day

@c0ded-plasmayt432

3 ай бұрын

yup..

Ah, but never will humanity fall; the fort might fall, not the defenders

@izzywn5802

3 ай бұрын

Well, Humanity has fallen countless times... but not in this timeline! Yet, anyway.

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

I beg to sniffer

@leonardorossi998

29 күн бұрын

Humanity didn't fall! We just learned we weren't supposed to feel pain :D

scp 5000 lore be like:

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

Fax

GANZIR BROKE BEFORE WE DID

@c0ded-plasmayt432

3 ай бұрын

Average GOC patriot:

@Helmet_enthusiast

2 ай бұрын

is that an scp reference AND a 40k?? WHAT A COMBO BRAVO

@oddtomato1049

Ай бұрын

@@Helmet_enthusiast SCP is just the prequel to Warhammer.

@natthelwulfntzgfx2540

5 күн бұрын

@@oddtomato1049 all scp might be something normal in 40k Example like the broken god every part of him i thinking of him was vashtorr

Ahhh the sweet sound of detroit 😌😌😌

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

I think I pooped my pants

@thekamotodragon

11 күн бұрын

"Send him to... Detroit" "NOOOO, NOT DETROIT, NOO ANYWHERE BUT THERE, NO PLEASE!"

I hear some SC1 Siege Tanks blasting hell.

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

I love eating ammunition

Modern SCP fans when the lore is so deep you'd need a PHD to understand it all:

No! T-this can't be happening! Ganzir can't fall... right?😢

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

I beg to differ

GOC STANDS FOREVER!!!!

@c0ded-plasmayt432

3 ай бұрын

Facts

@microwavesoda453

3 ай бұрын

Nuh uh

Everything changed when the SCP Foundation attacked.

Scp foundation: "We need to preserve these anomaly's for research" GOC: *has 40 A10 Warthogs ready to dunk on the foundation*

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

You said this twice, I’m not an idiot, also, I eat human brains for energy

@Tony86459

Ай бұрын

@@c0ded-plasmayt432 I forgot to delete the other one, I made a correction and forgot to delete the original comment. Chill out and let's make out (respectfully)

@S2-zo3yx

Ай бұрын

​@@c0ded-plasmayt432calm down and what a cannibalism

Sieg oder Tod!

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

Uhhh neither

good on ya mate

@c0ded-plasmayt432

3 ай бұрын

etam ay no doog

Ganzir has fallen.... Millions.. Billions even must continue the fight! Ganzir broke before we did!

very cool

@c0ded-plasmayt432

3 ай бұрын

Indeed

I think I’ve gone mad!

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

I think you have

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

I think he should get a therapist

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

WDYM I DO HAVE A THERAPIST, 1 star on yelp… DOESN’T MATTER

0:59 RUFUS IS THAT YOU??!!?

Perfection

Just give in already. Let us help you.

@user-ud6ru4gu4e

7 күн бұрын

(Templar priest member of the GOC): “no, I know the horror of which you speak, the evils of free will and the pain of humanity, but you presume to make a choice that has already been made, six thousand years ago with the very creation of the world, the Lord knew that, when presented with the choice, humanity would choose knowledge of good and evil, and he knew all the abominations we would commit and experience, but even with all the evils mankind can produce, God decided that denying free will was a greater evil still, I look on my life and I see all the pains I have experienced, all the losses, all the horrors I have experienced and combated, but also all the good, the simple joys of simply being kind and helping my fellow human beings, and I have weighed these things against one another and decided, God was right, free will is worth the suffering, something you soulless abominations will never understand”

The end of the human lie

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

Wrong I can still lie

average scp cb gameplay

This is just Texas, not GOC.

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

I beg to not differ

wait so why do the scp foundation try and wipe out humanity?

@c0ded-plasmayt432

3 ай бұрын

Because they saw something inside humans that was so terrifying to them they had to choose violence.

@epicduck3719

3 ай бұрын

@@c0ded-plasmayt432 but aren’t they humans too? Do they kill themselves?

@epicduck3719

3 ай бұрын

@@c0ded-plasmayt432 it took them this fucking long to see it?

@Mr_Jester980

3 ай бұрын

For so long, the Foundation protects humanity in the light as they fight off monsters lurking in the dark. You can imagine the anguish, the absolute despair on their face when they finally discover that we, the human race, are the real monsters, for we had long harboured something within us. Something dangerous. Something that should be better left unknown....to the world.... Guess we aren't that different from all the anomalies that we locked away deep within our facilities, right?

@lazyharpseal5492

2 ай бұрын

@@epicduck3719 see SCP-5000 for sum more info

SCP the tv show if done right would be a good watch just for Cleft and Light.

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

I’m fast at commenting

Okay what happened? I am fully on board with the villians becoming the heroes by neccessity and sheer desperation, but I don't know whats going on

@vincegalila7211

Ай бұрын

A organization once devoted to containing the supernatural and protecting the humanity suddenly decides to destroy humanity using the supernatural. This is the final stand of an organization dedicated to destroying the supernatural.

@fireknight2888

Ай бұрын

The goc does what it always does. put humanity first

btw im eating a banana

@c0ded-plasmayt432

3 ай бұрын

Banana’s vwy good for u to eat

@Kitty-ii6nz

3 ай бұрын

Hope it was good

@josealonso2018

3 ай бұрын

Hope it was tasty

@MrNickPresley

3 ай бұрын

Hope it ran with the Old Blood.

@auugh43546

3 ай бұрын

banneraner

0:44 what is he yelling?

@c0ded-plasmayt432

Ай бұрын

Aughhh~

@imguest

Ай бұрын

@@c0ded-plasmayt432 more like "YA HAK!"

hot take but the fall of ganzir is just bad writing. no battle no anomaly or weapon that topples it just overnight it fell i have never heard sutch a useless example as to how humanity falls. if it were anything but the litteral last bastion which had withstood all foundation attacks then it would be chill but ngl its lazy writing

@nationalquill8354

Ай бұрын

There were anomalies They were throwing alot of stuff at Ganzir, and as Pietro stated, they would have just been better off firing missiles at Ganzir. And sure, there wasnt really a huge fight but foundation agents had used a memetic phrase or whatever to kill a commander or smt and that was how Ganzir fell.