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@1badjesus401 Жыл бұрын
"..you know 7 inch?" -"YES! I DEFINITELY KNOW 7 INCH!!!"
@wakandaisevil
2 ай бұрын
7 inches is the length of an unsharpned pencil, however no mention of width, could be an hotdog or thick as a cucumber
@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
Ай бұрын
He knows him in a Biblical sense
@judah6
Ай бұрын
@@wakandaisevil huh, stop coping u sound like one of those size doesnt matter mfs
@GamingRemo
Ай бұрын
@@wakandaisevil Men only think about length.
@JasonAguirre
Ай бұрын
@wakandaisevil from the way he walking, I think we can guess 😂
@MrDHGFIU Жыл бұрын
After 5 years, I FINALLY found a sketch I've never seen before!
@NizineToFizive
Жыл бұрын
Posted 1 day ago
@TheOpinionGuyy
Жыл бұрын
@@NizineToFizive this is a repost
@stevestevenson3252
Жыл бұрын
I hadn't seen it either, so damn good.
@youganon
Жыл бұрын
5 months here. 🥲🥲
@k20eg69
Жыл бұрын
Your not a real key and peele fan
@lodhs3 ай бұрын
"We have Gus Fring at home. " The Gus Fring at home:
@fisher3758
20 күн бұрын
home be wild💀
@fatmike9836
20 сағат бұрын
I was gonna say Gus Fring origin story! 😂
@chegadesuade Жыл бұрын
Jordan's physical comedy is brilliant, his control of his facial expressions is on another level
@allenhennah4972
11 ай бұрын
That slow walk off is crazy😂😂😂
@danielthemaniel7934
9 ай бұрын
@@allenhennah4972 It was the leaning toward the glass and delivery of "You have no idea" that got me XD
@whateverusay25
8 ай бұрын
You mean it’s in a whole ‘nother level
@originalunoriginal4055
7 ай бұрын
Control? What is he , a F1 driver! 🤯😒😒
@chegadesuade
7 ай бұрын
@@originalunoriginal4055 Rising number one of formula one, Juan, one wonders, should one only win one formula one in one year, would one want that one to be in round one, Juan?
@thatswhatshesaid3126 Жыл бұрын
"You must be running this sh*t" "Well I am doing quite a bit of running" 😂
@nirvana5793
Жыл бұрын
Imagine him running 🤣🤣
@snake8534
Жыл бұрын
Bet they're running a train on him too
@theinquisitor7191
Жыл бұрын
I have sinned. 😑
@nuck-
Жыл бұрын
Yes we also watched the video you're commenting on.
@thatswhatshesaid3126
Жыл бұрын
@@nuck- good for you buddy, I'm sure you enjoyed it👍🏼
@darkprince9064 Жыл бұрын
Peele just rolling with the conversation with some dark traumatic hard spots gotta love it 🤣
@kingofgrim4761
Жыл бұрын
Yes… absolutely hard 😶
@kishascape
Жыл бұрын
I understand that very clearly and very frequently lmao
@darkprince9064
Жыл бұрын
@@kishascape he definitely knows se7en inch and will most likely be seeing him this evening😳
@adderon7476
Жыл бұрын
Those spots harden quickly if not attended to. Good wash will clean them right up
@RedStar192000
Жыл бұрын
"You have no idea" 👀
@soothsayer5743 Жыл бұрын
So well written, so well acted. The timing, voice, expressions, fantastic. Really funny.
@DrDomich
Жыл бұрын
Peel in this one is masterful
@vinsanity40k
Жыл бұрын
every line was a double entendre. genius. 😆
@darkprince9064
Жыл бұрын
Very clearly and very frequently😳
@guxtavp
Жыл бұрын
i dont see any crying emojis on your comment. so i assume that you're being sarcast and dont find the video funny.
@soothsayer5743
Жыл бұрын
Of course I found the skit funny. It was brilliant! 😂 …..oh, u been sarcastic now?
@SoulofTaco Жыл бұрын
The look on Keegan’s face in the end can win him an Oscar
@anen1001
Жыл бұрын
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@akashboinpally4389
29 күн бұрын
these guys are both incredible actors seriously
@jamesnelson8469 Жыл бұрын
Yo this is actually funny as hell just seeing him retrospectively piecing that whole conversation together after seeing him trot away in denim lmao
@ninjuric9851
Жыл бұрын
😂
@jamesnelson8469
Жыл бұрын
@@ninjuric9851 honestly funny to receive a reply on a comment you had forgotten about and go back and see it has a 4 digit like count
@wazaquads8098
Жыл бұрын
Go outside more
@ninjuric9851
Жыл бұрын
@@jamesnelson8469 I saw it had over 1k likes but no replies so I wanted to be the first to reply haha
@jamesnelson8469
Жыл бұрын
@@wazaquads8098 yeah homie I’ll go touch some grass just for you ok
@antwaan7439 Жыл бұрын
“Scared shitless, yes. That is an accurate way to describe it” 🤣🤣🤣
@woods261
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@vi7822
Жыл бұрын
I read it as Scared shirtless at first lmao 🤣
@wangboris-hh3kt
Жыл бұрын
need to watch second time😂😂😂
@mickey_287
8 ай бұрын
That's horrifying
@stanley-fghijk441
8 ай бұрын
Levels upon levels to their comedy.
@m.a.d.64992 ай бұрын
“Yes and I am still happy with that decision” trying not to cry lol 😂😅
@viilord2679
Ай бұрын
😂
@josephhamori574
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@kingtremaine62328 ай бұрын
Jordan’s facial expression of trauma is everything. 😂😂😂😂😂
@seankhan1157 Жыл бұрын
“You know you got the brothers on the top and you got the brothers on the bottom” “Yes. I understand that very carefully and very frequently.” 😂
@davisjones7137
Жыл бұрын
That's my dawg
@SoulofTaco
Жыл бұрын
"very frequently" make me feel bad about him.
@modo1896
Жыл бұрын
*clearly
@KhalerJex
Жыл бұрын
@@SoulofTaco who knows if he isn't into that?
@ekales_
Жыл бұрын
@@KhalerJex Because he said "This place changed him"
@sujitwarrier4857 Жыл бұрын
An unseen Key and Peele sketch. What a treat.
@xxSe7en
Жыл бұрын
hows that even possible
@Anthony_Diaz1904
Жыл бұрын
It was up for a while and then it was taken down. Been searching for this one for years and finally was re uploaded
@yahboyx
Жыл бұрын
It’s a classic season 1 ep
@kylorl3
Жыл бұрын
@@Anthony_Diaz1904 literally been searching for years also 😂
@jermvelez3444
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like something drake would say ... what a treat 😂🥺
@DOI_ARTS Жыл бұрын
The way he walked at the end and him wearing Daisy Dukes 😂😂😂
@DOI_ARTS
Жыл бұрын
@Forrest Robles he was but slightly I guess he was a bit getting used to it
@thrillhouse4784
3 ай бұрын
@@forrestrobles813he was doing his best
@SidLaw500 Жыл бұрын
These guys are some of the best comedic actors ever.
@edzot77 Жыл бұрын
I like how they're misunderstanding each other since the beginning of the conversation, but then they finally understand each other in the very end...
@arekpetrosian4965
Жыл бұрын
"In the end"? Very appropriate phrasing, right there...
@darkprince9064
Жыл бұрын
“You have no idea.”
@niveshproag3761
Жыл бұрын
Peele was not misunderstanding, only Key was.
@inoox
Жыл бұрын
I dont think Peele was misunderstanding anything
@edzot77
Жыл бұрын
Yeah maybe you're right, peele is just being literal...
@AvAfanfromfrance Жыл бұрын
"just.. wayy ahead of you on that one" the way he twitches his lips.. It's this kind of details that makes them so genius
@AvAfanfromfrance
Жыл бұрын
@Fedor Silva His acting is insane, it's right there, you just have to look
@bigblackbear1866
Жыл бұрын
Haha yes interesting detail. What do you think it means in this context?
@moziz212ny
Жыл бұрын
Same with after the line "what do you say I bite his dick off", the medial eyebrows flickered up
@Neytiri935
Жыл бұрын
damn. interesting detail.
@venomshake8187 Жыл бұрын
I mean realistically, him killing the guy will make the other inmates think twice about him
@johnlocke9383
Жыл бұрын
At that point. Nothing can help him.
@DonceBeats
Жыл бұрын
But at what cost.
@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.4 ай бұрын
This is hands down one of the best sketches they've ever done hahaha
@extendedp1 Жыл бұрын
On the bright side, the snitch isn’t nicknamed nine inch.
@garbour456
Жыл бұрын
*nicknamed. I know, it's weird that it's a single word
@extendedp1
Жыл бұрын
@@garbour456 fixed, thanks
@carl5244
Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, sure, you really got to count your blessings.
@lostone9700
Жыл бұрын
No but his last name is Girth.
@andracoz
Жыл бұрын
I'm just not sure how someone that tall would survive in prison.
@MrSm1lesz Жыл бұрын
The fact that the guy’s name is Seven Inch😂
@johntowers1213
Жыл бұрын
Could have been worse.. he could have been sent to deal with foot long instead..
@YSQ300
Жыл бұрын
And the reason he got that name. 😂 He has been stabbing men with 7 in' in and out of prison.
@etxkevin7452
Жыл бұрын
The bad part is 11 inch told 7 inch to loosen him up.
@hitchslap8254
Жыл бұрын
@@etxkevin7452 It's worse than that. Seven inch isn't length.......
@silverblueshadow
Жыл бұрын
@@hitchslap8254 i've heard the person they all refer to as The Lion is the worst..
@pixelgamer120 Жыл бұрын
Finally a sketch I haven't seen before! Christmas must be early this year
@michaelwight91639 ай бұрын
This had me dying! 😂 These two are the kings of sketch comedy
@originalunoriginal4055
5 ай бұрын
Dammm! What a way to go out. R.I.P brother! 😬😬🙏🙏🙏🪦🪦⚰️⚰️
@freddyrocker17 Жыл бұрын
"ooooohhhh that won't be a problem". That cracks me up everytime! These guys are the best!
@CoolPapaCash
Жыл бұрын
I die from this as well!!
@XRIZALIDE Жыл бұрын
he finally prove that he is the loco one..
@johnob92754 ай бұрын
Bravo to these two gents! Clearly another masterpiece. The dedication and chemistry between these two chaps is just remarkable! Again, bravo!
@calvinmack7124 Жыл бұрын
A new one 😁😁 "I definitely know 7 inch" Jordan is awesome!
@tombaker8481 Жыл бұрын
You knew from the second Peele started talking that he was getting poked...lol.
@taylorbrown3892
Жыл бұрын
The title even gave that away.
@tombaker8481
Жыл бұрын
"Yo man, we're looking for a dude nicknamed 12 inch beercan....he's...hey bro why won't you sit down at the glass window?"
@Ali-002
Жыл бұрын
@@tombaker8481 which one is key and which one is Peele
@kanyefuck7018
Жыл бұрын
@@Ali-002 Key is the one with the dome of marble.
@Ali-002
Жыл бұрын
@@kanyefuck7018 oh yhh I had a feeling it was but I wasn't sure lol
@hughmcaloon6506 Жыл бұрын
I love how Key doesn't understand anything... even at the end.
@strangemarkings
Жыл бұрын
I think he understands that Peele’s character is Seven Inch’s bitch. The meaning of those daisy dukes are unmistakable
@edd868
Жыл бұрын
I think he got it at the end... Key I mean not Peele.....but yes in a way Peele too
@spacequack5470
Жыл бұрын
He pretty clearly got it at the end, did you even pay attention..?
@upoone
Жыл бұрын
I don't really blame him cuz I don't get the sketch either 😁
@dinoflagella4185
Жыл бұрын
@@upoone he got turnt out. He’s someone’s bitch.
@OneShotKill3r Жыл бұрын
Key and peele always with the amazing bonus ending. As if it wasnt funny enough, they hit you with that surprise at the end
@Nebol
9 ай бұрын
SNL could learn a lot from these guys.... A LOT....
@20cent
7 ай бұрын
That's not a bonus ending, That IS the ending, that's called a twist. That's why it's funny.
@Vote_By_Mail
6 ай бұрын
...wtf are you talking about? You stayed post-credits or something?
@juliandavidhoffer2022
4 ай бұрын
@@20centthere was no twist though
@josecampos9717 Жыл бұрын
“ you have no idea” best delivery and best line in this skit
@sid3tears Жыл бұрын
A rare sighting of a never seen key and pele sketch 🙏🙏🙏
@handsomest1
Жыл бұрын
GONNA CUT YOUR EYES OUT
@idunnothenamejr.9578 Жыл бұрын
Despite getting poked I feel like Peele will still do the job.... You know... Taking care of seven inch. What a true homie
@SevenPhotonsFilms Жыл бұрын
Key was totally credible in this bit. Great acting. Perfect.
@user-hz6id1ov4mАй бұрын
These two lads are on another level. The comedy and the way they play off each other is brilliant. It would be hard to pick a favourite sketch because they're all so funny in their own way. ❤
@fuadajayi7267 Жыл бұрын
I'm always grateful to God everytime i find a new key and peele sketch
@andresv.8880
Жыл бұрын
im not even religious but even I have to start praising god every time I find a new sketch
@ryanlog
Жыл бұрын
Say "Alhamdulillah" (All praise belongs to God) brothers ☝
@T1J Жыл бұрын
comedy central asia dropping hidden gems LMAO
@meurumtrain4747 Жыл бұрын
When he put up the peace sign had me dying because of the hard delay before he sent it back
@louislatimer41888 ай бұрын
I’m crying so hard! That is some of the funniest shit I ever saw😂
@neenu157 Жыл бұрын
Yesterday I watched 'Nope' and today I saw this Key & Peele sketch I've never seen before. What a great start to my week. 😭
@adm1nistration Жыл бұрын
man tears in my eyes everytime people in the bus thought some died
@walkerbrosfilms7077
Жыл бұрын
@@juice6199 let’s not. If he could do better at this moment he would. So must need help with it
@juice6199
Жыл бұрын
@@walkerbrosfilms7077 fair enough... comment has been deleted.
@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming
Жыл бұрын
Those some manly ass tears.
@shaunrobinson979 Жыл бұрын
Key & Peele is so hilarious, I just keep finding absolute gems.
@PacoOtis2 ай бұрын
These are two of the best actors in the world! In every skit they give 100% and are always believable in their roles! Fantastic!
@gjjyggh3614 Жыл бұрын
Keegans ability to make his voice deep and transform into a completely different character is amazing. Literally sounds like a character from the The Wire Edit: I know what "acting" means but that doesn't mean someone automatically is gonna have a range of voices. Idk what r these replies tbh
@Silentbob1494
Жыл бұрын
For real, both of them have range for days. It's amazing.
@teetswits9044
Жыл бұрын
you've basically described what an actor does.
@godwinemanor4873
Жыл бұрын
@@teetswits9044 ok
@ltehk9946
Жыл бұрын
dubbing, no doubt
@mikecantreed
Жыл бұрын
It’s called acting. Is this the first time you’ve seen acting?
@westpole Жыл бұрын
"Very frequently" LMAO
@fftb84429 ай бұрын
I bet it took forever to shoot this video with everyone busting out laughing all the time trying to keep a straight face! This is gold 😂!
@aminashehu8628
8 ай бұрын
Especially at the end
@BobMinelli Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU...i truly needed that giggle. 🌱🙃
@franklinegbuche7097 Жыл бұрын
*They are not having the same conversation.* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *It flowed so well it seemed like they were understanding each other but both were saying two different things.* *After all these years I finally found a skit I haven't seen.*
@Christobanistan
10 ай бұрын
Yes, you found the joke.
@2teneno2teed25 Жыл бұрын
I actually wasn’t feeling good this morning till I seen this 💯😭 miss these guys
@primarchicarus7099
Жыл бұрын
Hope your day goes well bro
@2teneno2teed25
Жыл бұрын
@@primarchicarus7099 thank you man I really appreciate that 💯 I hope yours go good as well 🙏
@SmileOrangeWillow
Жыл бұрын
🧡🧡Hope it gets better for you
@zpheir-8 ай бұрын
OOOO MY F'N GOD 😂😂🤣🤣 Im ALREADY literally in tears.. this sketch is gold dipped in platinum
@DanteYewToob4 ай бұрын
I love how even though the ending is obvious, we still laugh. You don’t need a twist when the execution and acting is perfect! That’s what made K&P the best… you never knew if it was a twist or not, you never knew what to expect next and they made jokes about basically everything and everyone. I don’t think anyone has done sketch comedy as well and probably won’t again… K&P was something special.
@rhynoj5134 Жыл бұрын
Watched this last night and was surprised I've never seen it before!!! I've watched it 20 times since then and it gets funnier each time!
@danielsurman4669 Жыл бұрын
these guys are the best of comedy these days... wish they would come out with more of thier sketches
@Robbie_S
Жыл бұрын
They broke up for good and are on their individual career. Peele is now a successful film maker and Keys doing some Internet TV shows
@niradnagrom2356 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest skits I've ever seen!
@lioneltribby50723 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about smoking weed is forgetting these sketches and watching them all over again
@profmerlinpants Жыл бұрын
Amazing to watch a new sketch of Key and Peele. Such refreshing content.
@Sloimer
Жыл бұрын
Content?
@michealhaze4246 Жыл бұрын
I love these guys man💯💯✌🏾✌️
@kaiser.switzer
Жыл бұрын
Me too
@ericah.3906 Жыл бұрын
Choked on my mango and developed chest pains from laughing at this skit 🤣
@weedPLUSmeEQUALShigh
Жыл бұрын
more like mandingo
@freddycruz8539 Жыл бұрын
I saw this so long ago and been searching it thank you!!!
@ninicloud__ Жыл бұрын
the first time i watched this, it’s a mix feeling but for sure my stomach hurts so badly from laughing!! i mean look at peele’s face and all🤣🤣
@rajsutra8040 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing out loud for straight 10 minutes..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joshmedici22 күн бұрын
I just found their sketches and it's all comedy gold! Greetings from MX
@franzjuliusbalaba-uz5gp11 ай бұрын
I need part 2 of this 😂
@TheRealMrBicks Жыл бұрын
OMG this is a funny one!!!! Seven Inch!! I’ll be seeing him this evening.😂😂😂
@1badjesus401 Жыл бұрын
PEELE'S ability to add inflection to simple phrases "..I understand that clearly and frEEEquentlYYY!" BRILLIANT lol .Tho "Mr. Horror" now COMEDY is his forte.
@djankovski
Жыл бұрын
Horror came after comedy. These are skits from their old show Key & Peele.
@dokusalis5551 Жыл бұрын
I laughed all through this skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Interartmusic Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 This one had me rolling.
@juancuelloespinosa Жыл бұрын
The bewildered look on the inmate gets me every time
@bisstudreu8 Жыл бұрын
Imàgine my joy finding two new sketches one after the other after three years. It's like winning two mega lotteries one after another.
@danyang8617
Жыл бұрын
Lol same here man! 🤣
@etoukeefon74976 ай бұрын
Escalating each answer with a plot twist - unsuspected punchlines. 😂 Just art at its finest 👏🏾
@stephanieoni780423 күн бұрын
Yoooooo, the reveal. It's 11:07 pm and I'm tryna not wake the whole house. This got me in tears!!!!!
@peter2kfresh Жыл бұрын
Watching a key and peele sketch for the first time is always an great experience
@toriwisdom8385 Жыл бұрын
Cool, I've never seen this skit before.
@seanA416
Жыл бұрын
It must be Christmas
@toriwisdom8385
Жыл бұрын
@@seanA416 It must be. ❤
@Oxford3228 ай бұрын
“ …way ahead of you on that one …” I’m crying 😂
@NI0TheGreat26 күн бұрын
The way he walked at the end ... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RestoreTechnique Жыл бұрын
You know it's good when you're hitting replay right away 🤣
@jamesmoore8667
Жыл бұрын
Seven Inch be hitting replay, every night! Got yo stank ass!
@musclemannn Жыл бұрын
My favourite sketch of all time 😂😂😂
@vincentmedley509115 күн бұрын
Every second of that skit is perfection.
@dixienormous2272 ай бұрын
i binge key and peele at least once a year and i'm still coming across at least one skit i've never seen before.
@jerdariusbrown6955 Жыл бұрын
The subtle humor is just brilliant
@BlackWinchester Жыл бұрын
Yes sir, i'll have an unlimited supply of unseen Key and Peele sketch with fries and coke.
@Angieboy173 Жыл бұрын
These guys are hilarious 😂
@rezakhoshdel52587 ай бұрын
It’s almost unhealthy the amount of times I watch this 😂
@strangemarkings Жыл бұрын
The inspiration for this was DEFINITELY the film Being There with Peter Sellers. Respect.
@9one984 Жыл бұрын
that short short tho lol. killed me when he walk
@ihussain999 Жыл бұрын
I’m almost certain I had watched every single Key & Peele sketch…and then God gifts me with this.
@valaquenta220 Жыл бұрын
We knew it was coming halfway through, but the end was just perfect, nothing else to say really.
@vladtheimpaler9577 Жыл бұрын
Just when you thought you've seen every Key & Peele sketch, a new one is uploaded.
@dharmendraverma1154 Жыл бұрын
Only after second time playing this video did I know that key was way ahead of Peele. Edit: I didn't know which ones key and Peele. So just reverse these roles.
@singhss2820
Жыл бұрын
??
@peartdahurt
Жыл бұрын
I am also confused about this comment. Did you mean to say that Peele was way ahead of Key?
@bimbiizumi1033
Жыл бұрын
Still waiting for somebody to kindly explain this comment
@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550
Жыл бұрын
He is alleging that Key's character knew that Peele's character was already Seven Inch's bitch and that's why he came to him with instructions to kill Seven Inch. Everything about how much respect he has earned from the gang outside was a lie to manipulate Peele into remaining silent and kill Seven Inch.
@IronheartvsMiles
2 ай бұрын
Clown.
@morganmoore26 Жыл бұрын
I've been looking for this 1
@poormanat-work5401 Жыл бұрын
These two are funny and under rated, wish they will make new ones
@trafalgarlaw8373
4 ай бұрын
Underrated? Are you delusional? They've got millions of subscribes and billions of views in total.
@poormanat-work5401
4 ай бұрын
@@trafalgarlaw8373 I know they have a good amount of people and views. But they don’t get the credit like some other actors, they deserve more that’s what I meant.
@trafalgarlaw8373
4 ай бұрын
A good amount? Bro, Peele has a net worth of about 50 million. You're delusional if you think that's "underrated" or "a good amount". They get the credit. Theyre famous, popular and rich as fuck. @@poormanat-work5401
@l.1194 Жыл бұрын
Jean shorts be poppin tho
@FoNgThOnG Жыл бұрын
It was funny through the whole skit and you kinda knew what was going on...Then they hit ya with the denim shorts and rolled up shirt 🤣
@StRanGerManY Жыл бұрын
Its, funny, but at the same time, very dark. The stuff that happens in prisons is inhumane and immoral
@andypearson7902
Жыл бұрын
Yes true. It’s so sad and definitely not a joke
@alexandergremory9468
Жыл бұрын
I work in corrections, and I can tell yu while certain things are bad, it truly is nothing like the movies anymore. I've heard old timers, the people who have worked since the 60s and 70s, how it once was. But the day to day, it isn't even close to the movies. Shit still happens, but it is legitimately rare, at least in my facility, we have had zero non consensual relationships for over a year and seven months. Considering we house people who prefer consent not existing, it is impressive in a way. One thing you should remember is that the only thing movies get consistently right, is that we have a majority of people who have witnessed or been involved in murders, violent violent people, and people who get off on human suffering. The thing movies get wrong is that many of these same people who do these things are just.... unintelligent. They are not sociopaths, instead.... They lack the ability to see more than 1 step into the future. The only comparison to them, who can let 3 seconds ruin 30 years would be someone who gets mugged for $10 and decides to burn $1,000,000 since they lost $10 and don't care about their life savings anymore.
@BbGun-lw5vi
Жыл бұрын
@@alexandergremory9468 You are so right about prisons having changed in recent times. And I’m glad you cleared up something that always goes unnoticed. A lot of criminals lack the mental capacity to make intelligent decisions. Movies and TV glorify criminals, turning them into masterminds. When it’s more often than not, the opposite.
@dazh686
Жыл бұрын
It looks like people still ignores that the prison system, particularly the one made by private prisons in the U.S., they're a business and they need the prisoners to make money, so there's very little that's done to try to reform the prisoners. Also, like in colonial times, some even do work on fields farming by basically, food and a way little payment, in other words, modern slavery, once in prison, it's hard to return to society, as well. Those private prisons make bids to governments,exists since 18th century, USA only remodeled its slavery and colonialism. Same as they did with imperialism, they may not directly occupy territories, yet they have them in control through buying sellout politicians, in other cases, blackmailing them, reason why they spy on the whole world, using sanctions, blockades or offering only help, if those countries do neoliberal economic reforms that mainly benefit U.S. interests. You also can notice how the justice system works different based on the ethnicity of the person. The U.S. has the biggest private prison population in the world. During the early 20th century, you can find they wanted to use the prisons to get rid of the part of the population they didn't want in their society by making them infertile. Eugenics was invented in the U.S. and it was by it, they even inspired those with those views in Europe, including to that man and his party that lead Germany during WWII. He even wrote letters of admiration to USA for what they were doing. BTW, once USA took control of Germany, the U.S. wrote their actual constitution, many members of WWII Germany became members of the western organizations and other thousands served to them.
@alexandergremory9468
Жыл бұрын
@@jumblejumbo Well said
@mikeohagan22062 ай бұрын
these guys are hilarious. i even get their full season dvds at the library. they are taking over where dave chappelle left off. priceless.
@jschnei3 Жыл бұрын
It is summer of 2022 and I'm still finding sketches I haven't seen before
@beefcake03546 ай бұрын
1:41 oh that won't be a problem ... 🤣🤣🤣
@ekstasiqX8 ай бұрын
Those shorts got me lol
@Nestor1230572 ай бұрын
That was cutting edge on so many levels. These guys are geniuses.
Пікірлер: 1 800
"..you know 7 inch?" -"YES! I DEFINITELY KNOW 7 INCH!!!"
@wakandaisevil
2 ай бұрын
7 inches is the length of an unsharpned pencil, however no mention of width, could be an hotdog or thick as a cucumber
@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
Ай бұрын
He knows him in a Biblical sense
@judah6
Ай бұрын
@@wakandaisevil huh, stop coping u sound like one of those size doesnt matter mfs
@GamingRemo
Ай бұрын
@@wakandaisevil Men only think about length.
@JasonAguirre
Ай бұрын
@wakandaisevil from the way he walking, I think we can guess 😂
After 5 years, I FINALLY found a sketch I've never seen before!
@NizineToFizive
Жыл бұрын
Posted 1 day ago
@TheOpinionGuyy
Жыл бұрын
@@NizineToFizive this is a repost
@stevestevenson3252
Жыл бұрын
I hadn't seen it either, so damn good.
@youganon
Жыл бұрын
5 months here. 🥲🥲
@k20eg69
Жыл бұрын
Your not a real key and peele fan
"We have Gus Fring at home. " The Gus Fring at home:
@fisher3758
20 күн бұрын
home be wild💀
@fatmike9836
20 сағат бұрын
I was gonna say Gus Fring origin story! 😂
Jordan's physical comedy is brilliant, his control of his facial expressions is on another level
@allenhennah4972
11 ай бұрын
That slow walk off is crazy😂😂😂
@danielthemaniel7934
9 ай бұрын
@@allenhennah4972 It was the leaning toward the glass and delivery of "You have no idea" that got me XD
@whateverusay25
8 ай бұрын
You mean it’s in a whole ‘nother level
@originalunoriginal4055
7 ай бұрын
Control? What is he , a F1 driver! 🤯😒😒
@chegadesuade
7 ай бұрын
@@originalunoriginal4055 Rising number one of formula one, Juan, one wonders, should one only win one formula one in one year, would one want that one to be in round one, Juan?
"You must be running this sh*t" "Well I am doing quite a bit of running" 😂
@nirvana5793
Жыл бұрын
Imagine him running 🤣🤣
@snake8534
Жыл бұрын
Bet they're running a train on him too
@theinquisitor7191
Жыл бұрын
I have sinned. 😑
@nuck-
Жыл бұрын
Yes we also watched the video you're commenting on.
@thatswhatshesaid3126
Жыл бұрын
@@nuck- good for you buddy, I'm sure you enjoyed it👍🏼
Peele just rolling with the conversation with some dark traumatic hard spots gotta love it 🤣
@kingofgrim4761
Жыл бұрын
Yes… absolutely hard 😶
@kishascape
Жыл бұрын
I understand that very clearly and very frequently lmao
@darkprince9064
Жыл бұрын
@@kishascape he definitely knows se7en inch and will most likely be seeing him this evening😳
@adderon7476
Жыл бұрын
Those spots harden quickly if not attended to. Good wash will clean them right up
@RedStar192000
Жыл бұрын
"You have no idea" 👀
So well written, so well acted. The timing, voice, expressions, fantastic. Really funny.
@DrDomich
Жыл бұрын
Peel in this one is masterful
@vinsanity40k
Жыл бұрын
every line was a double entendre. genius. 😆
@darkprince9064
Жыл бұрын
Very clearly and very frequently😳
@guxtavp
Жыл бұрын
i dont see any crying emojis on your comment. so i assume that you're being sarcast and dont find the video funny.
@soothsayer5743
Жыл бұрын
Of course I found the skit funny. It was brilliant! 😂 …..oh, u been sarcastic now?
The look on Keegan’s face in the end can win him an Oscar
@anen1001
Жыл бұрын
8uo87089080900⁹
@akashboinpally4389
29 күн бұрын
these guys are both incredible actors seriously
Yo this is actually funny as hell just seeing him retrospectively piecing that whole conversation together after seeing him trot away in denim lmao
@ninjuric9851
Жыл бұрын
😂
@jamesnelson8469
Жыл бұрын
@@ninjuric9851 honestly funny to receive a reply on a comment you had forgotten about and go back and see it has a 4 digit like count
@wazaquads8098
Жыл бұрын
Go outside more
@ninjuric9851
Жыл бұрын
@@jamesnelson8469 I saw it had over 1k likes but no replies so I wanted to be the first to reply haha
@jamesnelson8469
Жыл бұрын
@@wazaquads8098 yeah homie I’ll go touch some grass just for you ok
“Scared shitless, yes. That is an accurate way to describe it” 🤣🤣🤣
@woods261
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@vi7822
Жыл бұрын
I read it as Scared shirtless at first lmao 🤣
@wangboris-hh3kt
Жыл бұрын
need to watch second time😂😂😂
@mickey_287
8 ай бұрын
That's horrifying
@stanley-fghijk441
8 ай бұрын
Levels upon levels to their comedy.
“Yes and I am still happy with that decision” trying not to cry lol 😂😅
@viilord2679
Ай бұрын
😂
@josephhamori574
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
Jordan’s facial expression of trauma is everything. 😂😂😂😂😂
“You know you got the brothers on the top and you got the brothers on the bottom” “Yes. I understand that very carefully and very frequently.” 😂
@davisjones7137
Жыл бұрын
That's my dawg
@SoulofTaco
Жыл бұрын
"very frequently" make me feel bad about him.
@modo1896
Жыл бұрын
*clearly
@KhalerJex
Жыл бұрын
@@SoulofTaco who knows if he isn't into that?
@ekales_
Жыл бұрын
@@KhalerJex Because he said "This place changed him"
An unseen Key and Peele sketch. What a treat.
@xxSe7en
Жыл бұрын
hows that even possible
@Anthony_Diaz1904
Жыл бұрын
It was up for a while and then it was taken down. Been searching for this one for years and finally was re uploaded
@yahboyx
Жыл бұрын
It’s a classic season 1 ep
@kylorl3
Жыл бұрын
@@Anthony_Diaz1904 literally been searching for years also 😂
@jermvelez3444
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like something drake would say ... what a treat 😂🥺
The way he walked at the end and him wearing Daisy Dukes 😂😂😂
@DOI_ARTS
Жыл бұрын
@Forrest Robles he was but slightly I guess he was a bit getting used to it
@thrillhouse4784
3 ай бұрын
@@forrestrobles813he was doing his best
These guys are some of the best comedic actors ever.
I like how they're misunderstanding each other since the beginning of the conversation, but then they finally understand each other in the very end...
@arekpetrosian4965
Жыл бұрын
"In the end"? Very appropriate phrasing, right there...
@darkprince9064
Жыл бұрын
“You have no idea.”
@niveshproag3761
Жыл бұрын
Peele was not misunderstanding, only Key was.
@inoox
Жыл бұрын
I dont think Peele was misunderstanding anything
@edzot77
Жыл бұрын
Yeah maybe you're right, peele is just being literal...
"just.. wayy ahead of you on that one" the way he twitches his lips.. It's this kind of details that makes them so genius
@AvAfanfromfrance
Жыл бұрын
@Fedor Silva His acting is insane, it's right there, you just have to look
@bigblackbear1866
Жыл бұрын
Haha yes interesting detail. What do you think it means in this context?
@moziz212ny
Жыл бұрын
Same with after the line "what do you say I bite his dick off", the medial eyebrows flickered up
@Neytiri935
Жыл бұрын
damn. interesting detail.
I mean realistically, him killing the guy will make the other inmates think twice about him
@johnlocke9383
Жыл бұрын
At that point. Nothing can help him.
@DonceBeats
Жыл бұрын
But at what cost.
This is hands down one of the best sketches they've ever done hahaha
On the bright side, the snitch isn’t nicknamed nine inch.
@garbour456
Жыл бұрын
*nicknamed. I know, it's weird that it's a single word
@extendedp1
Жыл бұрын
@@garbour456 fixed, thanks
@carl5244
Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, sure, you really got to count your blessings.
@lostone9700
Жыл бұрын
No but his last name is Girth.
@andracoz
Жыл бұрын
I'm just not sure how someone that tall would survive in prison.
The fact that the guy’s name is Seven Inch😂
@johntowers1213
Жыл бұрын
Could have been worse.. he could have been sent to deal with foot long instead..
@YSQ300
Жыл бұрын
And the reason he got that name. 😂 He has been stabbing men with 7 in' in and out of prison.
@etxkevin7452
Жыл бұрын
The bad part is 11 inch told 7 inch to loosen him up.
@hitchslap8254
Жыл бұрын
@@etxkevin7452 It's worse than that. Seven inch isn't length.......
@silverblueshadow
Жыл бұрын
@@hitchslap8254 i've heard the person they all refer to as The Lion is the worst..
Finally a sketch I haven't seen before! Christmas must be early this year
This had me dying! 😂 These two are the kings of sketch comedy
@originalunoriginal4055
5 ай бұрын
Dammm! What a way to go out. R.I.P brother! 😬😬🙏🙏🙏🪦🪦⚰️⚰️
"ooooohhhh that won't be a problem". That cracks me up everytime! These guys are the best!
@CoolPapaCash
Жыл бұрын
I die from this as well!!
he finally prove that he is the loco one..
Bravo to these two gents! Clearly another masterpiece. The dedication and chemistry between these two chaps is just remarkable! Again, bravo!
A new one 😁😁 "I definitely know 7 inch" Jordan is awesome!
You knew from the second Peele started talking that he was getting poked...lol.
@taylorbrown3892
Жыл бұрын
The title even gave that away.
@tombaker8481
Жыл бұрын
"Yo man, we're looking for a dude nicknamed 12 inch beercan....he's...hey bro why won't you sit down at the glass window?"
@Ali-002
Жыл бұрын
@@tombaker8481 which one is key and which one is Peele
@kanyefuck7018
Жыл бұрын
@@Ali-002 Key is the one with the dome of marble.
@Ali-002
Жыл бұрын
@@kanyefuck7018 oh yhh I had a feeling it was but I wasn't sure lol
I love how Key doesn't understand anything... even at the end.
@strangemarkings
Жыл бұрын
I think he understands that Peele’s character is Seven Inch’s bitch. The meaning of those daisy dukes are unmistakable
@edd868
Жыл бұрын
I think he got it at the end... Key I mean not Peele.....but yes in a way Peele too
@spacequack5470
Жыл бұрын
He pretty clearly got it at the end, did you even pay attention..?
@upoone
Жыл бұрын
I don't really blame him cuz I don't get the sketch either 😁
@dinoflagella4185
Жыл бұрын
@@upoone he got turnt out. He’s someone’s bitch.
Key and peele always with the amazing bonus ending. As if it wasnt funny enough, they hit you with that surprise at the end
@Nebol
9 ай бұрын
SNL could learn a lot from these guys.... A LOT....
@20cent
7 ай бұрын
That's not a bonus ending, That IS the ending, that's called a twist. That's why it's funny.
@Vote_By_Mail
6 ай бұрын
...wtf are you talking about? You stayed post-credits or something?
@juliandavidhoffer2022
4 ай бұрын
@@20centthere was no twist though
“ you have no idea” best delivery and best line in this skit
A rare sighting of a never seen key and pele sketch 🙏🙏🙏
@handsomest1
Жыл бұрын
GONNA CUT YOUR EYES OUT
Despite getting poked I feel like Peele will still do the job.... You know... Taking care of seven inch. What a true homie
Key was totally credible in this bit. Great acting. Perfect.
These two lads are on another level. The comedy and the way they play off each other is brilliant. It would be hard to pick a favourite sketch because they're all so funny in their own way. ❤
I'm always grateful to God everytime i find a new key and peele sketch
@andresv.8880
Жыл бұрын
im not even religious but even I have to start praising god every time I find a new sketch
@ryanlog
Жыл бұрын
Say "Alhamdulillah" (All praise belongs to God) brothers ☝
comedy central asia dropping hidden gems LMAO
When he put up the peace sign had me dying because of the hard delay before he sent it back
I’m crying so hard! That is some of the funniest shit I ever saw😂
Yesterday I watched 'Nope' and today I saw this Key & Peele sketch I've never seen before. What a great start to my week. 😭
man tears in my eyes everytime people in the bus thought some died
@walkerbrosfilms7077
Жыл бұрын
@@juice6199 let’s not. If he could do better at this moment he would. So must need help with it
@juice6199
Жыл бұрын
@@walkerbrosfilms7077 fair enough... comment has been deleted.
@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming
Жыл бұрын
Those some manly ass tears.
Key & Peele is so hilarious, I just keep finding absolute gems.
These are two of the best actors in the world! In every skit they give 100% and are always believable in their roles! Fantastic!
Keegans ability to make his voice deep and transform into a completely different character is amazing. Literally sounds like a character from the The Wire Edit: I know what "acting" means but that doesn't mean someone automatically is gonna have a range of voices. Idk what r these replies tbh
@Silentbob1494
Жыл бұрын
For real, both of them have range for days. It's amazing.
@teetswits9044
Жыл бұрын
you've basically described what an actor does.
@godwinemanor4873
Жыл бұрын
@@teetswits9044 ok
@ltehk9946
Жыл бұрын
dubbing, no doubt
@mikecantreed
Жыл бұрын
It’s called acting. Is this the first time you’ve seen acting?
"Very frequently" LMAO
I bet it took forever to shoot this video with everyone busting out laughing all the time trying to keep a straight face! This is gold 😂!
@aminashehu8628
8 ай бұрын
Especially at the end
THANK YOU...i truly needed that giggle. 🌱🙃
*They are not having the same conversation.* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *It flowed so well it seemed like they were understanding each other but both were saying two different things.* *After all these years I finally found a skit I haven't seen.*
@Christobanistan
10 ай бұрын
Yes, you found the joke.
I actually wasn’t feeling good this morning till I seen this 💯😭 miss these guys
@primarchicarus7099
Жыл бұрын
Hope your day goes well bro
@2teneno2teed25
Жыл бұрын
@@primarchicarus7099 thank you man I really appreciate that 💯 I hope yours go good as well 🙏
@SmileOrangeWillow
Жыл бұрын
🧡🧡Hope it gets better for you
OOOO MY F'N GOD 😂😂🤣🤣 Im ALREADY literally in tears.. this sketch is gold dipped in platinum
I love how even though the ending is obvious, we still laugh. You don’t need a twist when the execution and acting is perfect! That’s what made K&P the best… you never knew if it was a twist or not, you never knew what to expect next and they made jokes about basically everything and everyone. I don’t think anyone has done sketch comedy as well and probably won’t again… K&P was something special.
Watched this last night and was surprised I've never seen it before!!! I've watched it 20 times since then and it gets funnier each time!
these guys are the best of comedy these days... wish they would come out with more of thier sketches
@Robbie_S
Жыл бұрын
They broke up for good and are on their individual career. Peele is now a successful film maker and Keys doing some Internet TV shows
This is one of the funniest skits I've ever seen!
My favorite thing about smoking weed is forgetting these sketches and watching them all over again
Amazing to watch a new sketch of Key and Peele. Such refreshing content.
@Sloimer
Жыл бұрын
Content?
I love these guys man💯💯✌🏾✌️
@kaiser.switzer
Жыл бұрын
Me too
Choked on my mango and developed chest pains from laughing at this skit 🤣
@weedPLUSmeEQUALShigh
Жыл бұрын
more like mandingo
I saw this so long ago and been searching it thank you!!!
the first time i watched this, it’s a mix feeling but for sure my stomach hurts so badly from laughing!! i mean look at peele’s face and all🤣🤣
I couldn't stop laughing out loud for straight 10 minutes..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just found their sketches and it's all comedy gold! Greetings from MX
I need part 2 of this 😂
OMG this is a funny one!!!! Seven Inch!! I’ll be seeing him this evening.😂😂😂
PEELE'S ability to add inflection to simple phrases "..I understand that clearly and frEEEquentlYYY!" BRILLIANT lol .Tho "Mr. Horror" now COMEDY is his forte.
@djankovski
Жыл бұрын
Horror came after comedy. These are skits from their old show Key & Peele.
I laughed all through this skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂 This one had me rolling.
The bewildered look on the inmate gets me every time
Imàgine my joy finding two new sketches one after the other after three years. It's like winning two mega lotteries one after another.
@danyang8617
Жыл бұрын
Lol same here man! 🤣
Escalating each answer with a plot twist - unsuspected punchlines. 😂 Just art at its finest 👏🏾
Yoooooo, the reveal. It's 11:07 pm and I'm tryna not wake the whole house. This got me in tears!!!!!
Watching a key and peele sketch for the first time is always an great experience
Cool, I've never seen this skit before.
@seanA416
Жыл бұрын
It must be Christmas
@toriwisdom8385
Жыл бұрын
@@seanA416 It must be. ❤
“ …way ahead of you on that one …” I’m crying 😂
The way he walked at the end ... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know it's good when you're hitting replay right away 🤣
@jamesmoore8667
Жыл бұрын
Seven Inch be hitting replay, every night! Got yo stank ass!
My favourite sketch of all time 😂😂😂
Every second of that skit is perfection.
i binge key and peele at least once a year and i'm still coming across at least one skit i've never seen before.
The subtle humor is just brilliant
Yes sir, i'll have an unlimited supply of unseen Key and Peele sketch with fries and coke.
These guys are hilarious 😂
It’s almost unhealthy the amount of times I watch this 😂
The inspiration for this was DEFINITELY the film Being There with Peter Sellers. Respect.
that short short tho lol. killed me when he walk
I’m almost certain I had watched every single Key & Peele sketch…and then God gifts me with this.
We knew it was coming halfway through, but the end was just perfect, nothing else to say really.
Just when you thought you've seen every Key & Peele sketch, a new one is uploaded.
Only after second time playing this video did I know that key was way ahead of Peele. Edit: I didn't know which ones key and Peele. So just reverse these roles.
@singhss2820
Жыл бұрын
??
@peartdahurt
Жыл бұрын
I am also confused about this comment. Did you mean to say that Peele was way ahead of Key?
@bimbiizumi1033
Жыл бұрын
Still waiting for somebody to kindly explain this comment
@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550
Жыл бұрын
He is alleging that Key's character knew that Peele's character was already Seven Inch's bitch and that's why he came to him with instructions to kill Seven Inch. Everything about how much respect he has earned from the gang outside was a lie to manipulate Peele into remaining silent and kill Seven Inch.
@IronheartvsMiles
2 ай бұрын
Clown.
I've been looking for this 1
These two are funny and under rated, wish they will make new ones
@trafalgarlaw8373
4 ай бұрын
Underrated? Are you delusional? They've got millions of subscribes and billions of views in total.
@poormanat-work5401
4 ай бұрын
@@trafalgarlaw8373 I know they have a good amount of people and views. But they don’t get the credit like some other actors, they deserve more that’s what I meant.
@trafalgarlaw8373
4 ай бұрын
A good amount? Bro, Peele has a net worth of about 50 million. You're delusional if you think that's "underrated" or "a good amount". They get the credit. Theyre famous, popular and rich as fuck. @@poormanat-work5401
Jean shorts be poppin tho
It was funny through the whole skit and you kinda knew what was going on...Then they hit ya with the denim shorts and rolled up shirt 🤣
Its, funny, but at the same time, very dark. The stuff that happens in prisons is inhumane and immoral
@andypearson7902
Жыл бұрын
Yes true. It’s so sad and definitely not a joke
@alexandergremory9468
Жыл бұрын
I work in corrections, and I can tell yu while certain things are bad, it truly is nothing like the movies anymore. I've heard old timers, the people who have worked since the 60s and 70s, how it once was. But the day to day, it isn't even close to the movies. Shit still happens, but it is legitimately rare, at least in my facility, we have had zero non consensual relationships for over a year and seven months. Considering we house people who prefer consent not existing, it is impressive in a way. One thing you should remember is that the only thing movies get consistently right, is that we have a majority of people who have witnessed or been involved in murders, violent violent people, and people who get off on human suffering. The thing movies get wrong is that many of these same people who do these things are just.... unintelligent. They are not sociopaths, instead.... They lack the ability to see more than 1 step into the future. The only comparison to them, who can let 3 seconds ruin 30 years would be someone who gets mugged for $10 and decides to burn $1,000,000 since they lost $10 and don't care about their life savings anymore.
@BbGun-lw5vi
Жыл бұрын
@@alexandergremory9468 You are so right about prisons having changed in recent times. And I’m glad you cleared up something that always goes unnoticed. A lot of criminals lack the mental capacity to make intelligent decisions. Movies and TV glorify criminals, turning them into masterminds. When it’s more often than not, the opposite.
@dazh686
Жыл бұрын
It looks like people still ignores that the prison system, particularly the one made by private prisons in the U.S., they're a business and they need the prisoners to make money, so there's very little that's done to try to reform the prisoners. Also, like in colonial times, some even do work on fields farming by basically, food and a way little payment, in other words, modern slavery, once in prison, it's hard to return to society, as well. Those private prisons make bids to governments,exists since 18th century, USA only remodeled its slavery and colonialism. Same as they did with imperialism, they may not directly occupy territories, yet they have them in control through buying sellout politicians, in other cases, blackmailing them, reason why they spy on the whole world, using sanctions, blockades or offering only help, if those countries do neoliberal economic reforms that mainly benefit U.S. interests. You also can notice how the justice system works different based on the ethnicity of the person. The U.S. has the biggest private prison population in the world. During the early 20th century, you can find they wanted to use the prisons to get rid of the part of the population they didn't want in their society by making them infertile. Eugenics was invented in the U.S. and it was by it, they even inspired those with those views in Europe, including to that man and his party that lead Germany during WWII. He even wrote letters of admiration to USA for what they were doing. BTW, once USA took control of Germany, the U.S. wrote their actual constitution, many members of WWII Germany became members of the western organizations and other thousands served to them.
@alexandergremory9468
Жыл бұрын
@@jumblejumbo Well said
these guys are hilarious. i even get their full season dvds at the library. they are taking over where dave chappelle left off. priceless.
It is summer of 2022 and I'm still finding sketches I haven't seen before
1:41 oh that won't be a problem ... 🤣🤣🤣
Those shorts got me lol
That was cutting edge on so many levels. These guys are geniuses.