NASA: woah look at these rocks Alien: can you not NASA: why Alien: do you pay rent?

@thehivemind3231

5 жыл бұрын

Do YoU wAnT tO eXpLoDe?!

@sabribeser2268

5 жыл бұрын

Nasa:goes to mars (mlg glasses)

@BlueflagAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

Rock taxes

@theinquisitivecritter

5 жыл бұрын

French Fry 28 it's a decent movie but have you seen Apollo 18 on Netflix? it's in the horror section

@mrupsingod

5 жыл бұрын

The moon doesn't spin, always has the same dark side, it's more like a large artificial satellite

Figures on the moon: *"You darn kids get off my property"*

@akr8082

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@alon4039

3 жыл бұрын

👽🔪:Get off my Lawn :).

@jordonjohnson7060

3 жыл бұрын

"go on get!"

@JustAnotherJarhead

3 жыл бұрын

LAWN !

@thomasw.glasgow7449

3 жыл бұрын

@@alon4039 ah was gonny say that , you got it in first , hmm , aye ! : )

"You have no idea, nor will ever know what we know is on the moon" than immediately hands him a file and tell him a story explaining everything. Lol

@dfsmith6684

3 жыл бұрын

...and then leaves the documents with the psych guy for MONTHS, only to ask him if he made copies and then, after believing him, shreds the documents. Come ON.

@glenndunnings489

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@generaleerelativity9524

3 жыл бұрын

How about the way they describe the dead bodies? They wouldn't be strewn across the landscape, they would have instantly frozen solid after the sudden explosive depressurization. Then repeatedly cooked and cooled until they were nothing but dust.

@richardwilliams5387

3 жыл бұрын

@@generaleerelativity9524 For sure, I know these things are by definition amateur but a little effort (research how these things would happen, and how people speak) would go a long way...

@h4rv3stdamoon48

3 жыл бұрын

@@generaleerelativity9524 unless in this reality the moon has some sort of ozone layer/atmosphere, however very weak, almost non existent, but enough for organisms to not turn to dust and rocks due to the harsh radiation of outer space.

“Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood.” ― Leonardo da Vinci.

@robertpaulson8790

2 жыл бұрын

I loved him in Wolf of wallstreet

@lukaswarnica9310

Жыл бұрын

You cannot suppress something if you don't know what it is you are suppressing.

@YokaiX

10 ай бұрын

​​@@robertpaulson8790DiCaprio vs DaVinci

“Those who knew didn’t care. Those that cared didn’t know.” Good old Lord of War quote. I love it.

@ls2tackanka2sl28

5 жыл бұрын

The Winter Weapons Nice...

@tasharodriguez3092

5 жыл бұрын

Lmg manted and loaded ???

@bucket_head466

5 жыл бұрын

Our lord and savior tachanka is here

@felixfowler2490

5 жыл бұрын

The Winter Weapons our lord and saviour tachanka.

@johanthannelson1073

5 жыл бұрын

The Winter Weapons have

*USSR* : Haha our moon landing of 1968 is a success. Now how do we go back home again? *Shadow figures on the Moon* : *good question*

@pandataco8221

5 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@woohooo7813

5 жыл бұрын

*Intriguing*

@BlueflagAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

Interesting

@catalanademaree6528

4 жыл бұрын

Nice🤣🤣

@scottytaylor6100

4 жыл бұрын

20th july 1969. hittlers birthday, landing on grid co ordinets pricess to orion belt!!! speed of light is not wot ya think. nasa wa on moon same day, not days. armstrong buzz. 33 degre masions

Doom slayer: *loads shotgun* moons haunted

@thunderbladen8692

4 жыл бұрын

moons h a u n t e d

@endoknight5787

4 жыл бұрын

Bet

@endoknight5787

4 жыл бұрын

Locked and load

@JuanRamirez-bj6qe

4 жыл бұрын

*Loads shotgun with malicious intent*

@samrparker1224

4 жыл бұрын

*BFG Division intensifies*

Some humans: land on the moon Aliens: *HIPPITY HOPPITY, GET OUT OF MY PROPERTY*

@joelou9707

3 жыл бұрын

Hipity pipity pow!wanda

@what9418

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like American aliens.

@summer20105707

3 жыл бұрын

HOPPITY HIFFITY. WE ALIENS CAN TAKE OVER YOUR PLANET IN A JIFFY. LOL

@Burnitifugotit

3 жыл бұрын

@@joelou9707 didn’t go twenty!

The moon is just an introvert and would rather be left alone

@imposterblockade1826

5 жыл бұрын

Stfu

@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access

5 жыл бұрын

@@imposterblockade1826 what

@SlinkyMoonSweetPea

5 жыл бұрын

The moon secretly wants tacos FYI. 😆

@ChrisSmith-ym1bv

5 жыл бұрын

Dagan Ward actually there is no moon it’s a projection

@whereami7586

5 жыл бұрын

@@imposterblockade1826 no u

*putting shells in my Destiny shotgun* "Moons haunted"

@endoknight5787

4 жыл бұрын

Bet

@culturedindividual8846

4 жыл бұрын

The hive said fuck off astronaut

@eon6431

4 жыл бұрын

Haunted smuanted

@mr.brazilian5167

4 жыл бұрын

I made it 69 likes yes

@robertcole3247

4 жыл бұрын

*An answering chord has entered the fray*

I'm starting to see that the decline of creepypastas is directly related to the fact that creepypasta authors are redditors. This story went from "interesting but confusing" to "oh, reddit" so fast.

@n_tag9498

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by that?

@Admin-5

3 жыл бұрын

@@n_tag9498 extremely atheist and anti religious

@biggusdickus6537

2 жыл бұрын

Better than them being written by loser incels

@ladydimitrescu4746

2 жыл бұрын

@@biggusdickus6537 Redditors and loser incels? whats the difference?

@Indubidably0

2 жыл бұрын

@@biggusdickus6537 Said the loser incel

Guy: Gets taken to a secret base. "What's goin-" Secret group of scientists and agents: Here take our secret documents, pictures, and lead us. We are to stupid to do our own jobs.

@mandelaeffect1111

4 жыл бұрын

*too stupid🤣

@kaydenmontgomery3434

4 жыл бұрын

G.I. Wonder bruh who cares

@mandelaeffect1111

4 жыл бұрын

kayden montgomery I laughed. Calling someone “stupid” and misspelling “too” while you do it. Who’s stupid now? I see it so often.

@Haunting_figure

4 жыл бұрын

G.I. Wonder maybe English isn’t their first language, just because they used the wrong too doesn’t mean they’re stupid.

@mandelaeffect1111

4 жыл бұрын

Siren Umm...I didn’t call them stupid. I was quoting them but correcting the “to”.

NASA employee: "hey you guys are back soon we than w..." Astronaut:"moons haunted" NASA employee: "what...?" Astronaut:(cocking pistol and getting back on ship) "moons haunted."

@jesusdiscipledon1499

5 жыл бұрын

Derpa Derp DERP!!!!

@distantxr2168

5 жыл бұрын

@JNath Mart Holy fuck, you got way to angry over a youtube comment 😂 get your shit together

@ryansrock3681

5 жыл бұрын

JNath Mart okay what?

@alexmac66

5 жыл бұрын

@JNath Mart Fkn trollish bitch.

@covidinfectedmonkeypox6775

5 жыл бұрын

Virgins trying to be funny

So the aliens sent angry faxes saying "get off my lawn"

@AnonakiTheGreat

4 жыл бұрын

And I thought grampas were scary.

@KC______

3 жыл бұрын

To the beat of The Rolling Stones "Get Off Of My Cloud" 😖 They are the EggMen 😲 On the Strength 💪🗽✊🇺🇸

@whydoiexist237

3 жыл бұрын

@@KC______ wot

@BurgertAPotgieter

3 жыл бұрын

Don't let yourDog sh!t on my Lawn.!!

@jessealbertson8187

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Does this explain the face of Buzz Aldrin when he said pure evil

@michaelcuff5780

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit!

@Skyy_415

3 жыл бұрын

He's talking about the slave labor being perpetrated in space, along with missing people of earth ending up in these space colonies

aliens: leave the moon n-. me: WHERE ARE YOU HIDING YOUR CHEESE

@Grillenheimer

3 жыл бұрын

That would be Wallace & Gromit...

Humans: *lands on moon* Creatures: so you have chosen death.

@bigredwolf6

4 жыл бұрын

God Of Guns Humans: it’s treason then

@joshboy4448

3 жыл бұрын

@God Of Guns, @ bigredwolfe ..... this has been officially declared apartheid

@alexsmaniaa

3 жыл бұрын

GB80

@bwana3006

3 жыл бұрын

God Of Guns lol

@SoManyTopics

3 жыл бұрын

He also said it was too sensitive of information that he couldn't tell us everything, but they hand it to him to take home like it's an info pamphlet from a welcome center, and he just throws it in a box for later. Good reader, weak story.

Astronaut returns NASA:how did it go Astronaut:*grabs shotgun* moons haunted

@rohzpopper4922

3 жыл бұрын

Masa never lands on moon. Scenarios were made in studio !

@izayalaban9889

3 жыл бұрын

No

@rookiejr1600

3 жыл бұрын

@@rohzpopper4922 masa is a cool space program name.

@jaime59

3 жыл бұрын

We never went... We spent the money. Buying election machines and printing presses for fake ballots. Don't forget the partying money and tip to soros

@jaime59

3 жыл бұрын

@@rohzpopper4922 thats how they got our money

"You don't know, nor will you ever know, what we know about what's up there. Now, here is a document containing everything we know about what's up there."

@PaddyMcMe

3 жыл бұрын

The writing, and ideas are just awful aren't they? It's got so many clearly borrowed events and subjects.

@sandraweilbrenner67

3 жыл бұрын

What document?

@collincarter4616

3 жыл бұрын

Lol good plot but smh

@BIZZLLENIZZLLE

3 жыл бұрын

And just hang on to the secret documents when you leave.

@stevenclark1662

3 жыл бұрын

@@PaddyMcMe I mean it was a good story overall, the author just tried to create a serious blood-chilling moment with what the character said, probably took a break, then came back and thought, "ok, now they'll tell the guy his mission" I get it. And it's a good story overall

Before i retired i worked for 1 of the largest global construction groups,i was in charge of building outbuildings on 7 different US Embassy compounds, the shit the FBI put me & my men through just to work on Embassy grounds was intense as hell ,all questions asked they wrote down on forms we never saw & 2 men had their homes turned inside out before being denied to work , having gone through what i did i know for sure this is a con job ghost story .

Destiny fans: m o o n ' s h a u n t e d Warframe fans: v o i d f u c k e r y

@ASNS117Zero

5 жыл бұрын

40k Fans: PURGE THE XENO!

@justafighter1346

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@KJ-nw8ge

4 жыл бұрын

Me: P O P C O R N

@Mr.Curls16

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@FrickinShark

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Kiddo.

aliens: declare war russia: laughs in space chernobyl america: laughs in endless war over space oil

@CryingZombie666

5 жыл бұрын

Cthulhu: Laughs in GINORMOUS WATER BUBBLES DEEP BENEATH THE SEA.

@earth2k66

5 жыл бұрын

Japan: _Laughs at three of'em and makes an Anime out'a it and profit!_

@ashleaporter9874

5 жыл бұрын

@@earth2k66 hell yeah

@livelovelaughing2213

5 жыл бұрын

Aliens laugh in sun energy

@ellepant

5 жыл бұрын

Britain creates british space empire

And remember that one of the astronaughts came back and said that there were strange blue structures on the actual moon but those pictures were suppressed after their return. The missions were in response to an event that happened in real life.

I like these scary stories during the night gives a chilling and thrilling scary vibe.

I just watched "We Found Something Under The Ice In The Antarctic" . I love cosmic horror and extraterrestrial horror stories

@imnotsupposedtobehere2692

4 жыл бұрын

Eddie The Head Ooh, was it good? Cosmic and extraterrestrial horror stories are amazing. I’m always looking for good ones.

@beepbeepboptrain4978

4 жыл бұрын

The scariest thing is... Seeing a virus in the ice. Yes, it has happened.

@teddybrown7573

4 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of hp lovecraft, sort of a more modern and technical take on his work

@Saint3188

8 ай бұрын

Nice I listened to that one as well I loved that story

That's a great movie plot, I am 34 years old and just found someone to read me bedtime stories!

@hadynwills3677

3 жыл бұрын

There is a movie along the same plot Apollo 18 creepy movie.🚀

@scottykilgore6966

3 жыл бұрын

Can I borrow this person Lol 😁😂😆😂

@whiteknuckle9115

3 жыл бұрын

Watch Apollo 20

@Sammyli99

3 жыл бұрын

As Covid continued into it's fourth decade, and thirty-seventh strain, people Zoomed together in small groups and hired others to read to them, the gentle sound of a human voice: real intonations, sighs and pauses, made them feel alive and vibrant, but most of all... it made them feel welcomed. It was a Job she had never wanted to do, but its how she fell in love!

@abdullahameen6047

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

America: "WELP, BREAK OUT THE SPACE NUKES BOYS, WE TRAINED FOR THIS."

Me, wearing my hood and mask, loading a shotgun: Moons Haunted

"It's not made of cheese..." The fUCK you mean?!?

@PonFORDS

5 жыл бұрын

Scumbag Gaming There There Scumbag Gaming There There *Grabs Scumbag Gaming in a big ol HUG* There There my friend. It will be ok. *Hums the tune of Mocking Bird* to calm Scumbag Gaming down.

@johnmatthesen1186

5 жыл бұрын

The thing is, it’s actually made of cheese

@notthefbi7015

5 жыл бұрын

This Bullshit saying it isn’t made from cheese!!!!!!

@stalinsstepsis

5 жыл бұрын

It is made of cheese and the aliens what it all for them and none for us smh

@supafreshent.5746

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how the Russian called everyone 'comrade'...

@LichQueenIvy

4 жыл бұрын

I bet you tried to spell Kratzof and failed so you just put “the Russian”

@antonioluna4538

4 жыл бұрын

@@LichQueenIvy 💀💀💀

@LichQueenIvy

4 жыл бұрын

LA Lakers Shut up

@ughhowmanydayspassed

4 жыл бұрын

@@LichQueenIvy I mean, people know who he's talking about so... it doesn't really matter.

@mattwalters6834

4 жыл бұрын

Kevincy nice Rusky 🥰

Lets talk about how Kratzzof general guy could have been an "expierement"

@elianadunigan2915

3 жыл бұрын

👀

Actually, if there are any aliens out there planning on whizzing by earth, I bet they make sure to lock the doors of their space craft first because we are an unpredictable and violent species.

@impersonationy1

Жыл бұрын

yep lmao

@jasontodd8071

Жыл бұрын

"You see that war, kids?" BOOM! "Lock those hatches!" (Paraphrasing National Lampoon's Vacation!)

I really like how you tell these stories ,the eerie background music the tone in your voice keep it up 👍👍.

@silencedone2821

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, its perfect

@caribou0200

5 жыл бұрын

The power of great editing

@distantxr2168

5 жыл бұрын

If the emphasis of the letter h wasn't there after every single sentence, I'd like it way way more

@Met9171

5 жыл бұрын

don't u believe in him/this?

IDK why but for some reason these videos are really calming to me and I always fall asleep when listening to them(NOT because they are boring or anything you just have a really nice voice )

These stories are so interesting. It let's us go into the mind of how other people think.

The stories and your way of Narrating makes these stories come alive👏🏼.

Them letting him take top secret documents and even photos with him sounded pretty implausible. Beyond that, this wasn't bad.

@puggle6649

5 жыл бұрын

Another thing, if all they needed was to get rid of his documents, why bring him to the base *and* inform him on the mission?

@joed9269

Жыл бұрын

why pull some "random guy" out some random class.

@Nuuk_

Жыл бұрын

The rest sounds plausible to you?

@Upsidedowndog27

9 ай бұрын

Especially when he said they let him have the documents for 7 MONTHS. Ridiculous. Would never happen.

The poor moon can't catch a break people just keep bugging it. love the eerie background music playing while you tell the tale makes it creepier

@RavenVargas27

5 жыл бұрын

@@wiskur8306 I know right? Their scumbags I hate all littering

Imagine Conor McGregor on the moon “who the fook is that guy” 😂

@michaelrecker9639

3 жыл бұрын

Yuk

@egyptianmist4098

3 жыл бұрын

I just spent the afternoon making fun of Mcnuggets then I came across this lo.

@rooseveltfranklyd.9516

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo

@kop1986

3 жыл бұрын

Then he taps out

@ViralManiaTV

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👌

Love this channel. Mr. Creeps is the best of the best in my book. I have so favorite narrators. But I am most impressed by Mr.Creeps. I can't wait for you to go 24/7 livestream. With chat/ game options.

Aliens: we will wage war Cratoft: oy Ivan get the tsar bomba blyat

@cecollins68

5 жыл бұрын

Oy ckya!! glory for the motherland!!

@parrythis8536

5 жыл бұрын

URRAAAA

@Iijjccbb

5 жыл бұрын

BlueStingray895 the aliens just see a man blasting hardbass chugging vodka screaming Russian obscenities and doing the Russian kick on the bomb hurtles towards them

@cecollins68

5 жыл бұрын

Oy Boris Drop this cyka on them on the and war is won blyat kzread.info/dash/bejne/nIWGxJZ9itHOnps.html

@atralik7403

5 жыл бұрын

Oh Blin! it Missied to much vodka laytely blayt

"why we shouldnt go to te moon" nasa: MMM IMA MAKE A BASE UP THERE

It sounds like some of the radio dramas my parents and grandparents told me about.

I've listened to this four times. This would make a great movie.

I want a part 2 to this

The look in those eyes are saddening...

@ManiacMcgeee

3 жыл бұрын

He has the look like his wife left him.

I’m so happy to find this ... thank you ❤️

This is my new fave channel.

@creamlive1

3 жыл бұрын

stupid

Aliens cant probe my mind. It runs on enchant table. Me: C⍑╎ᓵꖌᒷリᓭ

@Dewkeeper

4 жыл бұрын

Ironically the text used for the enchanting table is literally named The Standard Galactic Alphabet

@CorporalCornGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dewkeeper seems someone has finally caught on.

@aaauuguhu9048

4 жыл бұрын

They can still probe somthing else

I thought that the Russian was one of them tbh And the photo was gonna show some odd detail Regardless loving your channel

@crescentmoon5859

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but he never said he looked at the photos.

@toomanyrads3827

5 жыл бұрын

Same, would have been a good closing twist

@CryingZombie666

5 жыл бұрын

"You thought I was that Russian, but it was me - No. 1653648957!"

@crispylizard8295

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah this channel usually leaves me unsatisfied with the endings but i guess its not his fault its the writers

@bailzz180

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I fully understand, it’s kinda good in a way because I know that with the fewer details the more my brain jumps to different conclusions

Your stories are thoughtful, creative, fun, and entertaining...Keep on keeping on...

@deborahgillespie2463

3 жыл бұрын

Look we were warned back in the 1960s and someone saying we no longer have the The equipment and tools so we could never go back to the moon ever

@michaelascerno3813

3 жыл бұрын

@@deborahgillespie2463 I could not agree more.

@Nuuk_

Жыл бұрын

He doesn’t make the stories he just reads em

Martian Manhunter: "Ok ok. It's not haunted. It's just me. It's lonely monitoring you guys from the watch tower. Put the flame thrower away, please!"

“They are going to use a small percent of us against us” enters anti bad parents

@rodrigosilva7311

5 жыл бұрын

And SJW's

@cookies7688

4 жыл бұрын

bloodstreamgamers hyugtyhhgutvutjgyyy

@richarddietz2659

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, they c the c.i.a and all the twofaced shit they do ;)

So aliens technically did 9/11. Gotcha

@alexking9748

5 жыл бұрын

- Ya Boi - wasn’t that a series on the history channel?

@-yaboi-8319

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexking9748 Yea it was called Yu-Gi-Oh

@andrewdaley3081

5 жыл бұрын

@tom kat just accepte what the government tell you the wouldn't lie to you. Andy England. 😉

@kidswhogame2341

5 жыл бұрын

As it seems they also created anti vaxx people and the new wave feminism.

@jkw5458

5 жыл бұрын

@@-yaboi-8319 I thought it was Beyblade...

Wow this story was beautiful, makes you think about things. 10/10

This was one of the first pastas I ever listened to! Love I found it again! 😂✌🏼😊

Eyes up guardian, moon's haunted.

@vega8698

5 жыл бұрын

Moons haunted

*"we've woken the hive!"*

@robertcrenstil4080

4 жыл бұрын

My god your right

@ZinxTheSlayer

4 жыл бұрын

My god your right

@alon4039

3 жыл бұрын

My god I almost shit my pants today

@aj_the_infamous1013

3 жыл бұрын

hm... (sees thousands of creatures approaching at high speed) well... i guess its a fair fight (loading every gun i have and prepping my abilities)

@thetwitchywarlock

3 жыл бұрын

@@aj_the_infamous1013 yeah its the worst when you panic switch weapons and ITS OUT OF AMMO

7.20... When a Brit stubs out their cigarette, let alone ON the table, You know shit is about to occur.

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS STORY FOR MONTHS!

Okay... What if, the russian guy is actually being controlled by the aliens. And they are testing our British-American. But the photograph was the russian guys feeble attempt to warn our psychologist. So that by the time our russian guy returns, the photograph reveals something important and helps him escape.

@Bequester

5 жыл бұрын

*LA Noir INTENSIFIES*

@westwind7340

5 жыл бұрын

Khabib, Good point! Asking to have a Photograph made, wasn't just for a picture, it had to be a HUGE clue in this entire story....too bad it wasn't followed-up on...A picture says a thousand words!...imo

@carnivus6087

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting that to have its own little twist at the end, honestly. I can only hope there's a follow-up to this, preferably a short addendum that just includes that little bit of extra scariness at the end!

Crota is waiting for us the next time we go to the moon

@vega8698

5 жыл бұрын

Moons haunted

@oohbootiga7649

5 жыл бұрын

I murdered crota and stole his loot. I'll murder a million more crotas before I close my eyes permanently.

@BlueflagAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

Elon is waiting

@kajapenes514

5 жыл бұрын

moons haunted by thralls yeeT

This story reminds me shutter island guy thinks he works at psych hospital but is really a patient.

Astronaut:moons haunted Everyone:*intense doom music*

LOL!! I'M COPPER-COLORED!! The MOON is the LEAST of my "CONCERNS"......

@lazarus1313

4 жыл бұрын

Not burnt brass ? Or as the story really says , refined brass

amazing amazing AMAZING narration, I love your work so much! I really enjoyed this story.

There was a movie called "The Angry Red Planet" about hostile aliens who had a civilization on Mars and in that movie they did tell us to stay out. Just a movie. Neither the moon nor Mars will ever have a civilization unless we put one there. Martians would have shared technology with us had they been there.

I know it’s a story lowkey tho kinda made sense and now I’m thinking about this lol (I’m big into conspiracy theories history aliens etc)

@sonnycorleone8529

4 жыл бұрын

xlcySaviorx, Hello. This was a made up Creepypasta space story. But it had some truth in it too and I thought it was well done myself. All the best.

@kaylynnwatson3314

4 жыл бұрын

The book of Enoch tells all about the fallen beings that left their first estate, or habitation came down and made a pact to mess up the DNA of humans. They mated with human women and had Giants this was against the God of heavens and the Earth's "God of the Bible"wishes. Jesus came to save us from these awful beings they hate us because we bear the image of God that's why Gods people have been persecuted through out history. The Bible is true Jesus is the only way to defeat these creatures.

@falllinemaniac

4 жыл бұрын

The Prophet from hundreds of years ago who's followers will kill us? Does any particular religion fit this description?

@Scotty-vs4lf

4 жыл бұрын

same

@Ohhhh955

4 жыл бұрын

Sonny Corleone wow I’m glad I’m not the o my one who believes that if any of this were to happen, this is exactly how our government would respond.

"Here take these files" Yeah bullshit this man would be killed. Of course, it's just a creepypasta.

@remcodenouden5019

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah like "please return these files. You promise you didn't make any copies? Good"

@menyf7s

5 жыл бұрын

My favorite is "look at these photos from the moon of everyone from the mission dead" Bro who took the picture and sent it back then lmao

@ashjs2335

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph Krevis obviously it’s fake but if you listened it said when the first Americans landed they found the ship of the secret Russian mission of 1962 that ended badly they took the pictures

@astolfo-official

5 жыл бұрын

Im sure you are a goodguy but these people can see you everystep if he copied them they would know

@BlueflagAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

I will take the files for research

Love your videos, and narrating voice! There is a good reason to this very day we don't go to the moon anymore. Something is up there or we just got bored with it.

@larryb5481

5 жыл бұрын

Never went

@richardaylesworth1783

5 жыл бұрын

Trump said he wants to send people to the moon.

@jenniferlouis7832

5 жыл бұрын

There is someone on the moon...

@adamkillsall25

5 жыл бұрын

@SGL epic memes Not true. Going to the moon and setting up a base would be the best thing to do for space travel. Once our technology advances and we finally have the ability to send people to colonize mars and other deep space missions we need a base in space to be able to keep contact with them. Would also help with sending and loading supplies and great for a refueling station

@adamkillsall25

5 жыл бұрын

@Sirius Melanated God Lol tf are you even going on about?

fantastic narration ty so much for that

I like the way you talk about the storylines

cant wait til 2024

Ur officially the best Creepypasta narrator hands down. Love your voice man. :):)

You know with the way things are going today this kinda hits home a little

The eyes on that astronaut drawing looks so damn real.

My old ROTC teacher was a high ranking military police officer and got to go see the equivalent to Area 51 , and he had to sign an NDA and would be executed if he told about it , but he said he was so old by the time they found out he told us he would have died of natural causes. He explained to us how him and his team got on a plane that had no windows , he walked up to the front to talk to the pilots about when they were landing and he saw a mountain split open and they landed in there . Once they got in the building they got passes to rooms that they could enter and only those. They instructed them that if they failed the tests when entering the rooms they would have a gas flushed into the room and taken into custody for questioning . They had to have a voice , finger, and retinal scan. He said when he entered the elevator he felt it go sideways. The little amount that he knew , was still so classified that when he had surgeries he had to call some “ numbers “ to get government officials over and make sure he didn’t say anything he wasn’t supposed to. Also in one of his special operations his team got bullets made of dry ice so they didn’t leave a trace that they were there.

@jackthorton10

5 жыл бұрын

Is this true or is this a just a trick?

@carterwaggoner1671

5 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what he told me, it’s just that he was pretty old and I’m not sure how much was true, and I have no idea how they didn’t break , but I’m sure there’s some way that they didn’t. When he went on the mission it was in Haiti somewhere

@lordeldauoud142

5 жыл бұрын

James Blair There Is Sure A Thing As " ICE BULLETS"!!!!!!! And Government Assassins Use Them In " Black Ops" Operations!!!!!!! They Do Melt Away After Awhile Leaving Only A Hole Were It Penetrated And No Evidence Of A Lead Bullet Or Trace!!!!!!! Very Convenient In Leaving No Traces!!!!!!!🌬😮🤔🙄😳

That image reminds me of H.R. Giger's work, especially the work he did for Alien.

My mother has a very secretive job and heard me listening to this... if this wasn’t on KZread you’d probably be a target right now

that face is me leaving my room after quarantine

I dig this Thumnbnail, *reminds very Lovecraftian mixxed with the Giger theme*

@idioticmerc1512

5 жыл бұрын

@Johnny Guillotine true

@jackdare

5 жыл бұрын

@Johnny Guillotine lol

@scottsmith5376

5 жыл бұрын

Ginger snaps?

@magicman9218

5 жыл бұрын

Looks like the mars attacks alien

@simonfinch8240

5 жыл бұрын

Egg

The best creepypasta Ive heard. Love the moon stories. Keep em coming!

@sonnycorleone4266

4 жыл бұрын

splitting atoms, Hello. I love space stories myself and enjoyed this one too ! This story needs a part 2 I feel. All the best.

@aco0784

2 жыл бұрын

@@sonnycorleone4266 same to you homie, hope you’re doing great!

@Saint3188

8 ай бұрын

I love Space stories in general

So, they gave documents to a citizen that are so secret that he can't even speak about it, but they just handed them over and he was able to take them with him and file them away in a box? 😂

@SoManyTopics

3 жыл бұрын

@Your Messiah Absolutely. I know it's supposed to be entertaining, but come on... There were too many "There's no way" moments for me to finish listening. Nothing against the content creator, He did an excellent job of making me stay long enough to hear how Mr. No Clearance Citizen casually filed away the Top Secret Documents in a box for later. 😂 But the story itself. 🤦‍♂️

@live4yourself_

3 жыл бұрын

Your fired, pack up your desk and grab a few top secret files as well.

@royroy4024

3 жыл бұрын

he has not even developed the pictures yet why? he put it in same box and has forgotten or when developedd it was himself in picture no one else

I don't know why but I'm getting so depressed from these stories I actually have to cry.

The predator stores his collection of human skulls inside the BASE on the MOON. He sits on a throne looking down on EARTH thinking about his NEXT SKULL hunt

@joelsweeney4024

3 жыл бұрын

Up, he'd look up. The bright side of the moon is on a geostationary orbit of earth, so unless he was sitting on one of the poles, it would be horizontal.

This sounds like an alternate version of that movie Apollo 18, not gonna lie.

@BlueflagAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

I love that movie

@robzilla730

5 жыл бұрын

They should just make a movie of THIS scenario. Forget Apollo 18. Stop beating around the bush.

@jacoblidwell5951

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly great movie btw

@cerealrakist7360

4 жыл бұрын

Yes just like the movie lol

@liljanaavdullaj114

3 жыл бұрын

Apollo 18 has more creepy stuff but your right

That was a good one I really went balls deep(not literally T.T) into this story.

its currently 00:14 and I work at 630am. do I care? nope. gunna keep listening to this while I play Elite Dangerous. Thanks for the Content!

Whether we wanted it or not we've stepped into a war with the hive on the moon

@alexinthamath2807

5 жыл бұрын

This. This is perfect lol.

@vaulthunterfromterra4053

5 жыл бұрын

It’s all fun and games until Vault Hunters show up.

@leeker8399

5 жыл бұрын

@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 yh ok we get it destiny bad borderlands good can u go somewhere else

@BlueflagAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@sfcokentobrine0004

5 жыл бұрын

SPACE MARINES

Thank you, and please continue producing amazing content.

Before I watch this, I will try to guess the basic plot. Astronaut: "Moons haunted" Houston: "What?" Astronaut: *grabs assault rifle* "Moons haunted."

Us brits, you sound as british as a dutch man😂

If I could snap my fingers and get mr creeps 1 million subs I would! This guy deserves it no doubt! Thanks for the awesome work creeps

@a_certain_mf3165

5 жыл бұрын

*snaps fingers* shit I killed half the universe

@cockballs9296

11 ай бұрын

He's getting close...

@jpsylvy7598

10 ай бұрын

We're getting close my guy, snap harder :3

This whole story is better than most audio books

I loved the concept of religion being a social experiment by aliens. Aliens: "let's tweak the psyche of some people every couple thousand years and see what happens"

Another amazing and perfect pasta !! OMG !!

We were also warned to inform others about the Bigfoot treaty but dose anyone let others know???? Nooo000oo...... Smh

@bored4ce657

5 жыл бұрын

@LinkTheMask Bigfoot treaty, we made a agreement to avoide spreading any info or searching for them or attacking them ,I believe ,

@biggiecheese4813

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly. No one explains it, no one says anything about it, and they expect the public to know about? Smh

@chrisrutherford9216

5 жыл бұрын

Deep woods version of "don't ask, don't tell." Bigfoot ain't saying...

@danellwilliams6309

5 жыл бұрын

@@bored4ce657 my dad's army manual had Bigfoot listed with cougars etc

@bored4ce657

5 жыл бұрын

@@danellwilliams6309 exactly lol

Thumbnail looks like me when my uncle is left with me

@khabibnurmagomedov3833

5 жыл бұрын

My god, you have a very cultured Uncle.

@aslav2773

5 жыл бұрын

Tf?

@graywolf2596

5 жыл бұрын

That isn't normal kid.

@mattprovo6150

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@user-go3jv8rw7i

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

I love how the best comments are from a Yeti and Bigfoot lmao

I know this was 3 years ago but ya had to do a story on my exact birth year didnt ya 🤣 great story 😌