Hank has never seen a vegetable he hasn't immediately thrown in the trash. I wish you success in achieving meat coma status.

@wintergreen9949

Жыл бұрын

gout is what all god fearing americans should strive for

@darkartsninja

Жыл бұрын

The only exception is Sweet, Patriotic, American CORN (that is turned into high fructose corn syrup)

@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342

Жыл бұрын

Jordy Peterman has nothing on Hank Peckers meatness!

@jeremysmith4620

Жыл бұрын

@@darkartsninja I'm pretty sure what we have here in America has been so genetically manipulated over the years it probably is a meat by now. Somewhere there are the children of hybrid corn-men strapped to gurneys with tubes coming out of them dripping straight into 2 liter Coca-Cola bottles on an assembly line. The syrupy blood of the corn children is on our hands! And a little is on your chin right there, let me get that for you...I'll just lick it off.....mmm that delicious corn syrup blood.

@idkwhattohaveasausername5828

Жыл бұрын

Real men don't eat vegetables brother. Just pure meat

That's my boy right there! Hank Pecker, a true American patriot. Only oil and McDonald's grease flows through his veins!

@thetizic

Жыл бұрын

So McDonald's

@rielius4520

Жыл бұрын

Still McDonald's

@theamericanopry

Жыл бұрын

...and T, and Finasteride.

@charlesm.2604

Жыл бұрын

Definitely not vaccine poison tho

@ianalexander7267

Жыл бұрын

True!!!

Finally Hank Pecker is back to spread the truth.

@keylanoslokj1806

Жыл бұрын

Plot twist that's his real persona, and this is a double bluff, where he gets to express his honest opinions, and have femicommies even praise him for it!!!

@nsbd90now

Жыл бұрын

He should hook up with Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian. Or perhaps Christian Walker, if Betty isn't available and Andrew Tate hasn't yet claimed second-best Christian as his own.

@adventurefaps9571

Жыл бұрын

HE'S A REAL PATRIOTIC HOG

@justyourfellowduck

Жыл бұрын

@@keylanoslokj1806 TIL that the word “femicommies” is real

@zoilclips1083

Жыл бұрын

zoil

i'm glad we finally have racist representation!

@charlesm.2604

Жыл бұрын

Truth tellers got deplatformed it was time we have someone stand up for the oppression of the average white man. ✊

@DeEchteZeus

Жыл бұрын

ha media representative

@omg_cHOi

Жыл бұрын

Brainwashed leftist

When he sometimes chuckles at the ridiculousness of his statement while saying it. its the best.

@Artemis_666

Жыл бұрын

Also the chuckle breaking the accent for a millisecond>>>

@mounne13

Жыл бұрын

@@Artemis_666 Conservative rhetoric is so insane it's hard to stay in character as a conservative. We truly can't meme lol

@zoilclips1083

Жыл бұрын

everything is falling apart

@lesliwilliams6684

Жыл бұрын

@@zoilclips1083 Are you okay?🥲

@sermajore1187

Жыл бұрын

@@zoilclips1083 yellow yuh okaeh dere ?

Should've titled this "Why I left the left"

@tannercollins9863

Жыл бұрын

So good 👍

@andu1854

Жыл бұрын

(Because I never was in the left to begin with)

@jeffersonclippership2588

Жыл бұрын

Nah this is "why the left left me, a centrist moderate"

@izwiz1781

Жыл бұрын

@@paulthompson9668 insightful commentary bro

@uncannyvalley2350

Жыл бұрын

He does it better than THEY do

I honestly think if Hank showed up to CPAC, they would let him speak on stage unironically

@miskatonic_alumni

Жыл бұрын

Would they roll out the Odal Rune stage for him?

@kylemorgan505

Жыл бұрын

I would pay good money to see that XD

hank once had a heart attack and he treated it himself by injecting gravy into his neck and singing the national anthem

@cosita7479

Жыл бұрын

Good one 🤣

@biharcourt

Жыл бұрын

Underrated 🤣🤣

When the world needed him the most, he returns.

@TakahashiKira1

Жыл бұрын

And then he quit on us. Wtf Hank! You gotten soft boyy

@mattweizhongxian7238

Жыл бұрын

He’s so annoying

@BarnacleBoy42069

Жыл бұрын

the pecker we needed, but not the pecker we deserved

@zoilclips1083

Жыл бұрын

a

@handlemonium

Жыл бұрын

Conservative Pecker

I want a Hasan Piker vs Hank Pecker debate please

@isabella16939

Жыл бұрын

Hank would own him in the marketplace of ideas.

@tukatl

Жыл бұрын

That would be incredibly interested

@ba6561

Жыл бұрын

@@isabella16939 SOS SOS cqd cqd mdy mdy

@PerfectDark0

Жыл бұрын

It’s just Hasan talking to himself, but he puts on the MAGA hat whenever he responds as Hank.

@ba6561

Жыл бұрын

@@PerfectDark0 who is hank? And what does he do?

Lmao I like how he almost completely broke character on the racist cop story.

@zoilclips1083

Жыл бұрын

you have been zoiled

This made me proud to be an American (even though technically I'm not a citizen, nor do I live there, nor have I ever been to America).

@alijoc

Жыл бұрын

same here brother, Hank Pecker is a true patriot

@jadondavid8272

Жыл бұрын

We accept true American patriots from every part of the world!! Yee haw amen

@Cruizinelli12

Жыл бұрын

You’re not missing much, trust me.

@sebastiaanv

Жыл бұрын

@@jadondavid8272 amen😂

@AngelFoodCakebb

Жыл бұрын

cuz true freedom can't be contained by borders and meets true patriots wherever they are.

Not as easy to be a right-wing commentator as you thought now is it, who would have known that lacking empathy, morals, and decency would be so hard?

@thecanmanification

Жыл бұрын

Hasan is such a grifter. Hank Pecker all the way baby!

@spitfire-ls8oj

Жыл бұрын

So left wing commentators are super moral?

@JosiahGore

Жыл бұрын

@@thecanmanification hell yeah brother! I'm about to go gift some subs so more people can see through the LIES of the DEMONRATS.

@KFC-rl9wr

Жыл бұрын

using all the buzzwords while ignoring the nuances of politics. typical left winger

@xtrct7303

Жыл бұрын

@@KFC-rl9wr empathy, moral and decency is a buzzword now? were you lobotomized?

thanks tucker for informing my that feeling comfortable in my own body is inherently sexual!! im not trans anymore because of this video thanks hank for informing me :)))

@jadehollow5481

Жыл бұрын

Yes we should all be thankful for the very wise and educated words of those men. They 100% understand my body more than me and have helped me understand the truth. The truth being that I was only trans so that I could prey on women. I’m glad they caught me and that I can now be “normal”.

@Chloelol

Жыл бұрын

yee yee! the funny man in the television knows more about my mental health than me! yee haw!

@ba6561

Жыл бұрын

Happy to hear you're getting better

@neutrailmix

Жыл бұрын

i no longer have an urge to remove my breasts from dysphoria! thank you you brave beautiful woman mrs. female titan!!!! :)))

@ForgotMyPasswd000

Жыл бұрын

@@neutrailmix oh don’t forget that you should allow random men on the TV to be more concerned with what’s in your pants than yourself

I immediately detransitioned and left my husband after watching Hank Pecker. I now have my nephews mowing my neighbors lawn for hundreds of dollars and pay them with lemonade. I exploit like a boss, and im taking steroids. i grew to 6 foot 9 and grew a beard in 5 minutes. I was happy as a transwoman, but I now know that was just me being hypnotized by the liberal media, thanks hank 🥰

@terraautumn3180

Жыл бұрын

I detransitioned too, and i stopped being Arabic and became a true patriot instead of a terrorist. I also started my own HVAC business and went to the local town hall meeting to whine about how the vaccine makes you gay. Bless Hank Pecker for speading the truth

@mackingcheeseinthemichaelwave

Жыл бұрын

I detransitioned as well, dumped my gf, stopped eating generation-passed traditional German food with my family on holidays, bashed my guitar against the wall because music is gay, threw all the masks in my household in the fireplace, stopped weightlifting, and the ONLY video game I play is RDR2 (Damn that Arthur Morgan for not being racist though)

@SpiritGear

Жыл бұрын

You go gir....man

i really think hank needs to go on a road trip just going to seperate town hall meetings and just rant for twenty minutes

@MrYago-xd7um

Жыл бұрын

Don't think they let even pro-frackers go past the time limit.. Unless he makes it a prayer!

@ba6561

Жыл бұрын

@@MrYago-xd7um SOS SOS cqd cqd mdy mdy

@HeloisGevit

Жыл бұрын

You mean like a Hank Pecker mockumentary, Borat style? I'd pay to see that.

@ActuallyHoudini

Жыл бұрын

@@HeloisGevit i didn't think of that. that would be sick. reminds me of thr idea i had of a reboot of "this is the end" but with twitch streamers. like with personalities the exact opposite of what you'd expect. ninja being a chill guy, pokimane being a violent psychopath, hasan being broke. all of that, face to face with ragnorok. michael cera plays himself and corpse husband.

@ba6561

Жыл бұрын

@@ActuallyHoudini it's your girl

Imagine this is your first time watching Hasan.

@josebeteta8283

Жыл бұрын

Confused af when people call him a leftist 😝🤣

@lucedrobac

Жыл бұрын

This was me - I saw a couple of interviews of him on yt, thought he was eloquent, and decided to check out this livestream and this was literally the first live thing I saw of him

@XxxMuseluverxxX

Жыл бұрын

@@lucedrobac That’s actually hilarious lmaooo the Hank Pecker bit is too good to give up 🤠

@lucedrobac

Жыл бұрын

@@XxxMuseluverxxX I was so confused! First the different accent caught my attention because the stream was in the background, then I couldn't visually confirm that I was actually watching him because he didn't have the beard, and it just kept going and I couldn't find the pause button (accustomed to yt) to check if I'm on the right website 😭 it was really stressful for a moment, to be honest, and I ended up closing the stream and watching the clips on yt, as editor gods intended

@nOOne_HL

Жыл бұрын

@@paulthompson9668 well that was a take. Just say your conservative my guy.

Hank is not the partriot we asked for but the patriot we need at this time.

Academy Award worthy performance tbh

@DillonMaynard

Жыл бұрын

What performance? That's just a hot-blooded American right there!

@themythicfire

Жыл бұрын

@@DillonMaynard blood as warm as the barrels of his ten shotguns he used yo shoot up 'em antifers

Hank Pecker gives me life

@ba6561

Жыл бұрын

@DEEPTIPS don't cancer me bro

@SergeantSniper

Жыл бұрын

@DEEPTIPS *Shut up LIBERAL!*

@aidank9893

Жыл бұрын

That’s right, cause he’s PRO-LIFE GODDAMMIT!

I love that he couldn't do the act for too long bc it felt shitty to even have the tone when talking about real shit. That's the difference btw a grifter and someone with integrity. They will sell their souls for the bag. My man couldn't even go two hours do it as a joke.

We must protect pecker! We are the pecker protectors.

@terrystevens3998

Жыл бұрын

an attack on pecker is an attack on us red blooded patriots

@Ghee_Buttersnaps

Жыл бұрын

Patriots, let us not _shrink_ from our responsibilities!!!

@dannydevito7000

Жыл бұрын

@@Ghee_Buttersnaps we will grow into a mighty pillar of patriotism

@JuanRodriguez-fg4ji

Жыл бұрын

@Garret Burns The pecker special forces

@grabderkuuch

Жыл бұрын

@@JuanRodriguez-fg4ji we are the Pecker Platoon; sempre durum

I REVOKE HASAN'S RIGHT TO SHIT ON D&D PLAYERS AFTER THIS MASSIVE ROLEPLAY SESSION

@chumi269

Жыл бұрын

Love this dude

Hank Pecker, what a patriot. Thank you for finally teaching these idiots how to be a true american.

@First_last988

Жыл бұрын

These antifa snowflakes have poisoned our media, damn good to have Pecker fighting the good fight

god bless the only man capable of defeating dark brandon

@miskatonic_alumni

Жыл бұрын

@@paulthompson9668 Would you like some ham with that spam?

“Protect Child’s Innocence Act” sounds creepy af

@fatalshore5068

Жыл бұрын

The 'PC' act for short

@fatalshore5068

Жыл бұрын

@@paulthompson9668 Colbert is a huuuge hack. Classic blue check Lib, he pantomimes being a progressive but would be on his knees giving Obama felacio while Barry drone striked middle eastern kids in a heartbeat.

@Binowhy

Жыл бұрын

“Only our catholic priests can strip away our children’s innocence!”

If Hank Pecker has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Hank Pecker has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Hank Pecker has only one fan then that is me. If Hank Pecker has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Hank Pecker, then I am against the world. god bless america * western music*

People don't give Hasan enough credit for how funny he is

@joethetoeoftoes

Жыл бұрын

Who tf is Hasan? I stand with Pecker

@HoloScope

Жыл бұрын

@@joethetoeoftoes damn right brother. Hell I tell ya h-what. That's a darn tootin patriot If I ever seen one.

@danielromerosol4158

Жыл бұрын

Real men are not funny!!! Jesus wasn’t funny

@E1hano1

Жыл бұрын

@@joethetoeoftoes hell yea brother

@MagicalPuddinPops

Жыл бұрын

Fucking Maya putting Has in F 🤦‍♂️

Hank is a true American with pure chicken fat, and Coors Light running through his veins!

You know things get real when Hank hijacks his opponent’s channel to make a point. Plus I loved that intro that gave off boss level vibes. 😂

You could absolutely become the biggest right wing commentator of all time in 6 months.

God, i miss Hank Pecker. Glad he’s back from the dead.

Dude even shaved his beard to match the character. That's full commitment!

Hank Pecker I reckon you're a true Patriot and real American hero 🇺🇸. *Let's Go Dark Brandon* 😎💪🇺🇸🦅

@chefpeanut6214

Жыл бұрын

Brandon-Six, Going Dark

@ba6561

Жыл бұрын

@@chefpeanut6214 SOS SOS cqd cqd mdy mdy

@brandon9172

Жыл бұрын

My alter ego?! This malarkey has got to stop. We're centrists, we have to unify the country and bring both sides together. Come on man you can't keep doing this!

@martinn.6082

Жыл бұрын

PROUD TEXAN 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱

@danielomar9712

Жыл бұрын

@@brandon9172 are you a Radical Centrist , Mr Brandon?

i already couldn’t listen to hasan out loud in front of other people bc of the cameos he’s had of hank takes but now if the entire broadcast is like this people will think i’m unironically conservative 😭

Just had top surgery at Boston Children's Hospital back in June, and I can't recommend them enough. The whole team is amazing and easy to work with! If you're looking to have a mastectomy for whatever reason I highly suggest reaching out to BCH, regardless if you're having the procedure there, just to see what your options are or even for advice.

3:09 wanted to share a nice little experience I had with the police relating to this! (TW: suicide) Recently I had tried to overdose and my friend had called the police. After the police arrived and I was taken to the hospital (and later a mental hospital) when I got out and talked to my friend she said she called the police around 9 pm AND THE POLICE DIDN'T GET THERE UNTIL 11. Love the boys in blue, so glad they saved my life! Thanks for leaving me for 2 whole hours to die when my life was in extreme danger! So sorry they had to take time out of their day to "save my life" instead of beating their wives and commiting police brutality.

@kodachimera639

Жыл бұрын

Wow…… just wow…. two hours to save a life, yet they show up immediately when they get the chance to take one. At the very least it sounds like you have a good friend, and I hope you’re doing better!

@Blank85289

Жыл бұрын

Hope you are feeling better. Be sure to keep your friend close

@BlazedKiller308

Жыл бұрын

your friend is a good person, keep them close

@zombieedrea

Жыл бұрын

I hope you’re doing better. Fuck those cops for not giving a shit, but I’m glad your friend was looking out for you. Keep them close. Glad you’re still here. 💖

@durianfox

Жыл бұрын

@@zombieedrea thank you 💕

Hank Pecker is like the modern incarnation of Stephen Colbert (no, not that Colbert, the other Colbert), I need more of him!

Missed opportunity to call yourself HogsanAbi

This is like when Anakin got taken over by Darth Vader. But even cooler.

I really hope this is someone's first exposure to Hasan I mean Hank

If you took a shot for how many times he broke character you’d be 💀

Hasan can be the greatest conservative grifter if he wanted to

Ok but has anyone ever seen hank and hasan in the same room? I'm starting to get suspicious.

Makes fun of theatre kids....dude this is THEATRE. 😂

I'm scared of Hank Pecker. Too much testosterone for me.

I would love hasan pretending to be a conservative ironically more often it’s really funny lmao

@heyo5493

Жыл бұрын

@@paulthompson9668 are you ok mr thompson

@newspirit6412

Жыл бұрын

@@heyo5493 don’t worry about it, hes just saying it in alot of replies probably could report for spam honestly

@heyo5493

Жыл бұрын

@@newspirit6412 yeah i've seen it. what a sad life that must be 😆

@heyo5493

Жыл бұрын

looks like he got deleted

Not driving while recording, RINO detected

hank pecker makes me want to become a trad wife

“she definitely doesn’t look like a titan from that anime that only perverts watch”

As a British man , an oi bruv as you will , I love Hank Pecker

It's dangerously scary seeing how good hasan is at acting conservative.

@soupy55

Жыл бұрын

I mean its pretty easy tbf you just have to act like the entire world is against you and put on a bad accent

Hasan actually looks good with the moustache

@Cloverdew4406

Жыл бұрын

Who the fuck is this HU SAIN? All I see is red blooded patriotic Hank Pecker

@nct127songsarebops7

Жыл бұрын

@@Cloverdew4406 lmao naurr

The Indian country rap guy really has a future. Ready for his album to drop.

Hank Pecker be like “I’m gonna introduce you fellas to this here marketplace of ideas”

SO upset he didn't include how he walked onto stream, man had a (fake) gun he was slinging around it was amazing

@cynister7384

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he couldn't put that on KZread

@zoosmell_egbert

Жыл бұрын

@@cynister7384 probably but it was so good I need the KZread frogs to see it

I can't wait to show this to someone who doesn't know Hasan and tell him this is him all the time

As a trans person I can't even laugh at all these people anymore. Its just terrifying now 😭

@Lesbean_Burrito

Жыл бұрын

Hello fellow bean. Also relatable.

@sunipye7051

Жыл бұрын

huh?

@hemantkarasala5767

Жыл бұрын

True. I m enjoying the content as a cis guy (and trans ally of course, one of my girlfriends is trans) but this must be hurtful and terrifying for you, what's going on in America. I m sorry.

@nct127songsarebops7

Жыл бұрын

good thing hasan and many others like us have your back!

@cajdoesstuff9454

Жыл бұрын

Yeah like watching that clip with Marjorie Taylor Greene on Fox was alarming as hell since she has real political power and got on a massive news network.

Hankanabi is in the BUILDING

I like Hasan a lot but Hank really speaks to me.

I got an ad right when he said “At the top of the hour there’s a 60 second ad break!” Perfection.

I love it when Hasan starts losing the bit because he cracks himself up.

I’m confused and horned up simultaneously

@alterego6075

Жыл бұрын

Story of my life. Lol

The Hank Pecker routine is lit! More!

Im literally so gawdamn proud of ya Hank! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

I’m coming out as an intactivist. I stand in solidarity with you Hank.

Hank Pecker!! Shine on you crazy patriot!!🤣🤣

This has to be a once a month character! Or thank you Hasan, this was hilarious! (But if you wanted to bring Hank back, I wouldn’t be opposed)

THAT’S THE GODDAMN FREE MARKET

0:15 I bet Hank Pecker would get some conservative fans who'd think he was serious, just like The Colbert Report.

@lopoa126

Жыл бұрын

A lot of conservatives think that Homelander is a true American loving patriot

Hank is so based what an honorable brave patriot

@AgeofCraccadilliaassent

Жыл бұрын

Huhuhahaha lol

That boy ain't right lol Hank Hill vibes

HELL YEAH BRUDDER; DONT TREAD ON HANK PECKER!

lmao I got a nascar ad before the vid

At first I thought that's just Hasan, but then I recognized that Hank's head is much bigger. And btw... We need to get Hank on the Ken Ken & Ken Show (KKK) over on the Majority Report!

When Hassan took off the hank pecker and revealed his sexy 70’s stash turned me a little gay ong

The only thing missing from this gem is a seat belt strapping him to hank's gamer chair. I would listen to Hank's Hot takes daily!

Thought this was Donut Operator for a sec

If I sent this to my elderly mother in SC she wouldn’t find it ironic

hate how good the mustache looks.

Hank is my favorite person Hasan has ever had on. Ugh I am crying seeing this true patriot on this channel.

That better be black rifle coffee brother, veteran owned brother!

@Ryan-dp4rs

Жыл бұрын

What about white rifle 😳😳

@SCHAAAD

Жыл бұрын

@@Ryan-dp4rs listen we talking bout the color of GUNS brother!

I love his "whut the fuhck"

Amen to that brother

Need Hasan to debate Hank

Hell yeah brother, you're a preservative now.

@babblingmongoose

11 ай бұрын

UNDERRATED COMMENT This literally made me burst out laughing akdhfladjfhfks

Why did it take me so long to realize the beard is gone

@reet7060

Жыл бұрын

@@paulthompson9668 ooh I see it’s Opposite Day

Hank is literally every Thanksgiving and Christmas with the fam. So Hank is a real one he has his third eye open, and his chakra is aligned.

"intactivast" is definitely what I'm calling my own uncut foreskin from now on

“What’re you gonna do when no one shows up after 45 mins and shoots your dog”

@derrick2251

Жыл бұрын

Who you gonna call when your home gets broken into or your purse gets snatched?

@aGrapeInUtero

Жыл бұрын

@@derrick2251 hopefully a reformed force by the time that would happen. I was been deeply wronged by the police personally when I was r worded at age 17. They traumatized me. Wish they didn’t get involved at all, the event was enough. But that wasn’t my choice since the hospital I went to get a kit done at after was legally required to report it as I was a minor. Women often don’t report for many reasons, and the police are one. What was the outcome? They decided it was consensual. Everything they did to me was all for nothing. Taught me a lesson on how the people who are meant to help you can’t be relied on properly.

@derrick2251

Жыл бұрын

@@aGrapeInUtero agreed. Perhaps buy a gun or take a self defense class. I’m sorry that happened. In the end we can only rely on ourselves for our own protection. Seriously fck evil people

Hank Pecker picked a peck of pickled peppers.

That country rap song was too good

This needs to happen more, this is gold!

I don’t usually consume conservative media, but when I do I only get it from our Patriot savior Hank Peker 😩

The cough at 4:11 had me dying

we need to get Hank Pecker on Hey Donna!

Ok but why does he look good with a handlebar mustache I'm angry about it

@Pablitopewpew

Жыл бұрын

This Hank guy... he's getting away with it

I'm a simple man. I see Hank Pecker, I upvote.

@ghostsyynx

Жыл бұрын

@@paulthompson9668 Poor baby need his baba?

Love the little breaks where he goes back into his regular accent lmao it gets me every time

Hank and Hasan are like doppio and diovalo

@yuumei5713

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment