A physicist was walking past a building when he looks up and sees a guy about to jump. He yelled out. Don't do it, you have so much potential

@gochisiyan1241

4 жыл бұрын

hilarious

@unparalleleddimension1918

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaa, Good Oxygen Neon!

@ultimategenius3215

3 жыл бұрын

Thorium Astatine's Sulfur flourine Uranium Nitrogen*2 Yttrium! lmao

@muhammadburhan7556

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@user-dc8kr5wk2j

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes the dark humourrss

So this is what physics majors do in their dorms not party but tell relatively funny jokes.

@praveenvijeyakumar741

5 жыл бұрын

"relatively funny" I see what you did there.

@geethakochukunju3757

5 жыл бұрын

Dor ms ahhaha

@jenl732

5 жыл бұрын

DID YOU JUST

@rubansrirambabu7771

5 жыл бұрын

Much better than partying and raving to crap music that y'all call EDM...I'd rather listen to heavy metal and rock-n-roll...

@geethakochukunju3757

5 жыл бұрын

@@rubansrirambabu7771 niga wtf u talking about?

Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn’t resistor

@yousefnoori

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo I lost my shit 😂😂

@imfermion206

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha lol

@JN-uz8wx

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaaa

@JN-uz8wx

4 жыл бұрын

Why did mr voltmeter marry ms voltmeter? He saw potential

@Ezio15147

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Why was the quantum physicist bad at sex? Because when he found the position he couldn't find the momentum and when he found the momentum he couldn't find the position.

@Lucas-po6mn

6 жыл бұрын

samuel maloney replace quantum physicist by heinsenberg

@MrSamMaloney

6 жыл бұрын

That is a good idea. Next time I tell the joke I will say Heinsenberg was bad at sex.

@nousername8877

6 жыл бұрын

GOLD

@user-su4dd9kp7l

6 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna remember this one

@isaacobamehinti7030

5 жыл бұрын

Mowfling why? But he was a quantum physicist.

Christian Doppler was wondering why the baseball looked blue. Then it hit him.

@johnuferbach9166

5 жыл бұрын

woo, finally one i can understand xD

@username6630

4 жыл бұрын

Christian Doppler was wondering why his girlfriend was red. Then, he realised...

@Karthik-lq4gn

4 жыл бұрын

Wow 👌👌

@jonathanstupidcheesespaghetti

4 жыл бұрын

I dun geddit.

@jobansand

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanstupidcheesespaghetti username doesn't check out

"This joke is trivial and is left as an exercise to the listener." That really did hurt.

@oliverfechtig904

4 жыл бұрын

This was the best one (followed by the broson)

@astroallycat

4 жыл бұрын

this made me LAAAF

@pulkitmohta8964

3 жыл бұрын

Hertz*

Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? he is 0K now.

@attilathenun

4 жыл бұрын

NebunuUploads Niceeee

@karrensusan4825

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ifrazali3052

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@theblasters5378

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty good

@PDXDario

4 жыл бұрын

Reading this made me so angry like beyond comprehension

Don't tell noble gas jokes You'll get no reaction

@snehshah4973

4 жыл бұрын

That was actually a good one....

@jayantraj5012

4 жыл бұрын

But you will

@user-us5kq2yv3e

4 жыл бұрын

*Na* . This ain't funny

@krishnakireetitata2385

4 жыл бұрын

😑(no reaction)

@nyadambagra2178

4 жыл бұрын

Good one! The comment section is another world of physics, no, science jokes😆

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for a pint. The second asks for half a pint. The third asks for a quarter pint. The bartender stops them and pours 2 pints and says "Know your limits"

@boomerzilean

4 жыл бұрын

3 mathematicians walk into a bar. Bartender asks: "So do you all want a beer?" First mathematician: "I dont know." Second mathematician: "I dont know." Third mathematician: "Yes."

@NStripleseven

4 жыл бұрын

Hockeypaul I wonder how many people actually get that...

@karthiksriram4632

4 жыл бұрын

@@boomerzilean haha

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

@@boomerzilean yeah i didn't get it 😰

I don't even study physics wtf am I doing here and laughing

@meisterschiumpf9759

5 жыл бұрын

@Hasti Thakkar I mean i dont study it because im seventeen years old

@uniqhnd23

5 жыл бұрын

This is the perfect description of me watching the video

@davecrupel2817

5 жыл бұрын

@John Palder "physics is maths in motion." -me, 2014. Im so proud of myself for coming up with that. :P

@ElPsyKongroo

5 жыл бұрын

@Hasti Thakkar except yall and electrical engineers do negative flow of electrons for those circuit calculations. As a chemistry major when I took physics 2 that pissed me off lol. Why not just make it the positive flow of electrons?

@ElPsyKongroo

5 жыл бұрын

@Hasti Thakkar lol ignore my rant dude, it really isn't that bad I just like to give them shit. Also the polarity of the earth is flip flopped too. North is actually south haha

One atom says to the other “I just lost an electron” The other says “Are you sure?” The first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”

@Skepticalresident

4 жыл бұрын

😁

@ryanalving3785

4 жыл бұрын

Why don't people invite matter and antimatter to the same conferences? Because when they get together they take everything too lightly.

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanalving3785 lol

@nipunkothari5518

4 жыл бұрын

Old

@tavasp

2 жыл бұрын

This is actually hilarious

Why did the bear dissolve in the water? It was a polar bear

@sithlordbinks

5 жыл бұрын

ha ha ha

@bummeryyy6306

5 жыл бұрын

Darknyct why did I read it as beer at first? It didn’t make any sense, I get it it now

@huhulili9021

5 жыл бұрын

@@sithlordbinks exactly my response

@sithlordbinks

5 жыл бұрын

@@huhulili9021 lol

@huhulili9021

5 жыл бұрын

@@sithlordbinks no you dont understand, I literally laughed 3 short times, pausing after each laugh...

Einstein walked into a bar at 101 percent the speed of light. The bartender looks at him an says: "Aren't you a little bit too young to be here?"

@wevertonalves1651

5 жыл бұрын

RagingTom No, faster than speed light doesn’t equate to the ability of nature to travel in the past.

@Sam_on_YouTube

5 жыл бұрын

Einstein leaves the bar at 200% the speed of light. Then he walks in.

@Sam_on_YouTube

5 жыл бұрын

@@wevertonalves1651 Yes it does. If you can travel faster than light, you can traverse a closed timelike curve and arrive before you left. It isn't as simple as just going faster than light, but the connection is still solid. Certainly more solid than Schrodinger and that cat, given he was really using the cat as a way to redicule certain views of quantum mechanics and not to demonstrate the theory.

@mohammadshakeri721

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sam_on_KZread the speed limit of universe is the speed of light so when you get close to it time slows down to make you not get past the limit. So you can't get past the speed of light

@Sam_on_YouTube

5 жыл бұрын

@@mohammadshakeri721 That is one way to explain it. There are several explanations that are mathematically identical. The joke still stands. Nothing says you can't go faster than light, just that you can't cross the light barrier. If you are going faster than light, light speed becomes a lower speed limit. That said, it seems nothing actually DOES go faster than light, even if special relativity allows for it.

Wjat do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, you cant cross a vector and a scalar

@tryAGAIN87

5 жыл бұрын

O.... M.... G.... Someone paid attention during Intro Physics :D

@tryAGAIN87

5 жыл бұрын

@Hasti Thakkar Ok, if you weren't being sarcastic, here is the joke: scalars are numbers. If I were to say that I moved 10 units away from a point, it just means I moved 10 units in any direction. Scalars do not have a directional component. But if I were to say I move 10 units in the +X direction, it means that I moved this ten units in the X axis, to the right because it's in the positive. A vector has direction. As a result, you can't cross multiply a set of vectors and scalars because you don't know the directional component of the scalar. The second part of the joke is that mosquitoes carry diseases. And anything that can transmit diseases is referred to as a vector. Then a mountain climber scales mountains, colloquially; a scalar. Kind of ruins the joke when it needs to be explained, but just so you know the joke, there it is :)

@TheSentientCloud

5 жыл бұрын

@Hasti Thakkar think of it this way. Vectors have extra specific things attached to it. It's a different "species" than a scalar is. Cross products are only applicable to vectors and other vectors. They simply aren't compatible!

@tryAGAIN87

5 жыл бұрын

@Hasti Thakkar - Ahahahaha sorry mate, only just saw your replys. Yeah no worries at all. Doesn't ruin it for those that already have the info, but if they don;t they can open the comments and find out why now. So it's a good thing! (This I saw by how many likes the joke has had since you asked for it to be explained, more people like it now!)

@AnimeCritical

5 жыл бұрын

Sloth FPV Omg this joke has so many layers to it.. Amazing!

Schrodinger’s electron walks into a bar, and does not.

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

@Asyam Abyan same

@mounirzouhari6453

3 жыл бұрын

Funniest one in this comment section

@barryallencoffee

3 жыл бұрын

*pushes up glasses* welll...yes aaand no

How do merging black holes greet each other??? With a gravitational wave!!!! :-)

@unflexian

5 жыл бұрын

underrated

@shayanmoosavi9139

5 жыл бұрын

Good one😂😂😂🤣🤣👍👍

@Ezio15147

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god😂😂😂😂

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

Good

@tmarioc7922

3 жыл бұрын

I really like this one 👍

Uranium-238 walks into a bar turns around and says "on second thoughts, gotta split'

@freethinkers9850

6 жыл бұрын

Sean Hardy lmao

@merubindono

6 жыл бұрын

Allahu ahkbar

@turtato2155

6 жыл бұрын

Sean Hardy *boom*

@stargazer6216

6 жыл бұрын

It world work better with uranium-235, Instagram of 238 because uranium’s half life is 4.4 billion years, and the splitting uranium 235 nuclei takes place in fission

@stargazer6216

6 жыл бұрын

But who’s to judge

The bartender said, hi what would you like to drink. The Tachion walked into the bar

@vlix123

6 жыл бұрын

KillGui007 NOICE. Ima steal that one

@TheGrimravager

6 жыл бұрын

heh, not many will get it though

@KillGui007

6 жыл бұрын

Only 26D string theorist :p

@KillGui007

6 жыл бұрын

And of course some Italians for some years :p

@Adi-oc7vu

6 жыл бұрын

Ok this one got me 😂

Whats does a ship and light have in common? They both travel at c

@shambosaha9727

4 жыл бұрын

Better said than written

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

@@shambosaha9727 yup

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

@@shambosaha9727 if he wrote c instead sea

@tonyth9240

4 жыл бұрын

But at least he tried

@ashirahmed3439

4 жыл бұрын

@@tonyth9240 fineee I'll write c

"How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? 2, one to hold the bulb and another to rotate the universe"

@pedrocosta228

4 жыл бұрын

Ffs 😂😂😂

@Jamesdavey358

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

These are too good. I'm going to inflict these on my friends in the not so distant future. Meanwhile, my contribution: Eisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car. The get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks. "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?" Heisenberg smiles and says "No, but I know exactly where I am." "You were doing 120mph in a 30mph zone." Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries "Great, now I'm lost!" The officer finds this suspicious and orders him to pop open the boot. He checks the boot, "You do know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger. The cop moves to arrest them all. Ohm resists

@sundaymanali5854

Жыл бұрын

lmao that story is great

Simon won because of the moustache lol

@bitterbob30

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he should be docked at least three points for the unfair advantage.

I once asked my lab partner if he had any sodium bromate. He said Na BrO

@boomerzilean

4 жыл бұрын

OMg that is so funny!

@soumilaggarwal3392

4 жыл бұрын

NaBrO is actually Sodium Hypobromite. Sodium Bromate is NaBrO3.

@joshuaanoruo973

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how your lab partner reacted

@chdachmen3274

4 жыл бұрын

@@soumilaggarwal3392 I guess when you joke about chemistry you got to find the right balance

There once was an old Lady called Wright, Who could travel much faster than light. She left one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night.

@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372

6 жыл бұрын

Asher Flanagan What?

@livedandletdie

6 жыл бұрын

That's a nice limerick. There was this old man from Iraq who had an awful big sack it dragged on the floor and got stuck in the door It left a trail from Baghdad and back. Although that one is not physics related...

@xxfierydragonzxx7477

6 жыл бұрын

Fergie aka DJ Screw RIP | If you travel faster than light time can go backwards

@Gearheart8

6 жыл бұрын

Asher Flanagan I first read that in a Stephen Hawking lecture. What a great limerick

@spaceslav8954

5 жыл бұрын

The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older.

This video combined my two favourite things, physics, and bad jokes. This was beautiful hahaha

@AndrewDotsonvideos

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Edwards Thanks for the comment! I tried to make sure the jokes were original

@bjap1563

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewDotsonvideos To be honest! It lacks the punchline. And in truth,big brains have a terrible sense of humour(kinda get offended over silly things).

My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him. As he died, he kept insisting for us to, "be positive," but it's hard to go on without him.

@jimhalpert9803

4 жыл бұрын

Cursed joke

@addas1392

4 жыл бұрын

Good grief!!!

@foolishgruntigluana7041

3 жыл бұрын

It's not a joke

@dozza3005

3 жыл бұрын

@@foolishgruntigluana7041 B+ is a blood type, it's a joke buddy

@foolishgruntigluana7041

3 жыл бұрын

@@dozza3005 I know that, but I definitely won't make a joke out anyone's death no matter how funny. And this wasn't even funny. The 'be positive' phrase could've been used in some better context than his father's death.

Heisenberg was driving his car. He knew his position, but he didn't know his exact velocity. Then, two officers approached him, and said, "Sir, you were driving at 100km/h! That is way too fast" "Great... Now I am lost" Heisenberg replied.

@saxo689

2 жыл бұрын

Heisenberg jokes are the best.

@rmdoomi04

2 жыл бұрын

they used this one in big bang theory 😂

@jhopeinthebox2922

Жыл бұрын

What?!!😵

@samspeed6271

Жыл бұрын

I saw an expanded version of this joke and it's gold. Eisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car. The get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks. "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?" Heisenberg smiles and says "No, but I know exactly where I am." "You were doing 120mph in a 30mph zone." Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries "Great, now I'm lost!" The officer finds this suspicious and orders him to pop open the boot. He checks the boot, "You do know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger. The cop moves to arrest them all. Ohm resists

@pulverizedpeanuts

10 ай бұрын

the officers were only able to approach him after his car stopped, at which point his velocity became apparent(0m/s). So technically, he was lost even before the police officers told him what speed he was driving at

Force carrier of friendship = Huggs boson

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

Lol also corona carrier though

@Beeza2996

4 жыл бұрын

*Donald Sheahan* Dude you should have way more likes because that that was both funny and wholesome 😂❤️

Shroedinger wanted to open a box to see what was inside. Curiosity killed the cat.

@yeahkeen2905

5 жыл бұрын

Alpie Internet would you mind if I... write that down.

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

I m not sad cat was already dead though. I am not saying it wasn't alive..to be specific.

Physics edition: first joke biology, second joke chemistry....

@AndrewDotsonvideos

6 жыл бұрын

Lol couldn't exactly screen everyones jokes before the video for relevance. Still thought it turned out good.

@Leetcongas

6 жыл бұрын

Wasn't the first about physics?

@ComDenox

6 жыл бұрын

Biology and chemistry are based on physics :)

@kingspoyt1103

5 жыл бұрын

This is a gay

@bobwilkinsonguitar6142

5 жыл бұрын

Physics just so happens to be foundational science which is applicable to many fields of study, theoretically all fields of study

Roses are red, roses are blue. It's depending on their velocity to you

Einstein's wife: Will you give me two things that every physicist wants to know about? Einstein : Sure ! Einstein's wife: I want you to give me Space and Time . Einstein : Okay! The second thing ?

@superneenjaa718

Жыл бұрын

Sorry, nobody will laugh at that.

@dhruvbatra2478

8 ай бұрын

​@@superneenjaa718i laughed

@JakeRobbins1018

7 ай бұрын

Underrated!

The taylor series one was my favourite

How academics call something "Boring" : Human sciences: Elementary ! Mathematics : It's Trivial ! Theoretical Physics : It makes sense !

@AdityaKumar-ij5ok

5 жыл бұрын

I agree on the mathematics part An example: Riemann zeta function have many trivial zeros

@AlchemistOfNirnroot

5 жыл бұрын

@@AdityaKumar-ij5ok I thought it was infinite. idk many seems finite to me. Maybe the glass is half empty...

@Jinx-iw6zb

5 жыл бұрын

That's how mafia works

@user-xh9pu2wj6b

5 жыл бұрын

@@AlchemistOfNirnroot well, infinite is indeed many

@AlchemistOfNirnroot

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-xh9pu2wj6b Infinity isn't a number - it's a concept.

So a proton and a neutron walk into a bar, the neutron asks the bartender, "how much for a drink" the bartender replies..."for you...NO CHARGE!" XD

@AndrewDotsonvideos

6 жыл бұрын

Get out

@XPlaneAviation

6 жыл бұрын

Proton + neutron = (1+) charge

@marshalltaylor2589

5 жыл бұрын

oH wOw sOmeOneS pLayED fALlOut 3

@SabrinaXe

5 жыл бұрын

kWatt

@weinerglory

4 жыл бұрын

@@XPlaneAviation haha i didnt even notice good catch

What is light Baby it hertz me Baby it hertz me No morse

@alexmsevans

6 жыл бұрын

Mango W *Watt

@5udimax

5 жыл бұрын

The "no Morse " got me

@tygodankers6526

4 жыл бұрын

Watt*

@amaljayakumar0168

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dying 😂

@Nanami_X_Higurama

3 жыл бұрын

I don't fully understand this ,but it's funny , Xd

That last frequency joke was so funny I was laughing so hard, my stomach hertz...

Fermion 1: "Hey can I borrow your shoes?" Fermion 2: "No way, we don't have the same psi's."

@kathanshah8305

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes nice

50% cringe, 50% funny Perfection!

@karanpillai5690

4 жыл бұрын

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

@bushidobrown6742

4 жыл бұрын

Karan Pillai r/expectedthanos

@ajx9698

4 жыл бұрын

Question: are these jokes in mixed state or superposition state?

@Invalid571

4 жыл бұрын

@@ajx9698 Superposition state. XD

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

Its the law of humourodynamics

A math teacher walks down the street until he sees the following graffiti: I ❤ Sex "Those filthy Marauders!" The teacher called, he took a spray and edited: I ❤ S(ex)dx "Always, they always forget to add the dx."

@lololol559

4 жыл бұрын

Explain this

@gohassj

4 жыл бұрын

@@lololol559 the teacher thought the S was a integral

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

@@lololol559 S is integral sign and dx is actually full syntax of integram S ( )dx

@NCGamer20

4 жыл бұрын

@John Doe +c is added after integration if u add it before hand then u create an extra variable dependant term.

@krishnakireetitata2385

4 жыл бұрын

God damm math guys. It's funny.

it's interesting to see how everyone looks to a specivic person, this tells you whose approval they find most important

@TimSter15

2 жыл бұрын

So Kelly and Andrew need to go out

@TimSter15

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wait

@sundaymanali5854

Жыл бұрын

i think id be eye contacting the one i think i can make laugh? like simon never laughed i think and kelly and andrew laughed at everything. so u gotta look at em to score more.

The quantum mechanic is the best!

@maxpoppe

5 жыл бұрын

Nah it's kind of obvious what he would say after the "How do you call someone that works on small cars", but it was a clever joke tho

can't tell if Kelly is the most fun-loving or just has the least bodily control 😂😂

For everyone that can't breathe 'cause they've been going through the comments for too long, here's a space where you can calm down.

Marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious cross over ever. Light: hold my beer.

Three students having a physics exam. The question is "whats faster: light or sound?" Student 1 says light and the pleased professor asks him for a good reason. The student says "when i switch on the tv, i see the screen before i hear the program." Class failed. Dismissed. Student 2 says sound and the baffled professor asks how he could think that. The student says "when i turn on my radio, the sound is already there before i see what channel im on." Class failed. Dismissed. Student 3 says, well light of course, and the relieved professor again asks for a good explanation. The student says: "the eyes are closer to the source."

Everywhere I go I keep seeing this: "Heisenberg might have been here."

.

@micahlong2073

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, cringe

@leyawonder2306

5 жыл бұрын

Oldest joke in the book😂

@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536

5 жыл бұрын

Ooh god that joke was so bad 😂

@beyza2004

4 жыл бұрын

@@micahlong2073 the whole video was cringe😂

@u.v.s.5583

4 жыл бұрын

They were playing in a modern park after a storm, and Einstein also found hundreds of Amperes and Voltas hiding behind a burning tree. That's why he has this messy hair style.

You interact weak with the broson

Let's be honest , Nitric Oxide searched for this.

@etherealstars5766

4 жыл бұрын

NO1. Nice lol

@4ltrz555

4 жыл бұрын

WHY. THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED. NEEDS MORE LIKES. AAAAH.

Quantum ducks quark quark oh man dat hertz me :( lol

I’m still doing my physics degree ...so I come every year to watch this again only to know what they were talking about and I feel proud when I do 😂😂 feel like I am part of this world😆 Edit: it's my final semester guys time went so fast now I get them all I was laughing so hard🤣

@sundaymanali5854

Жыл бұрын

gz bro keep workin

In the world full of stress and strain Be my young's Modulus

An electron caught by police and asks:"why u have two passports?? " Electron:I have dual indentity

K Ima try my hand at making up bad comedy Higgs walked into a bar depressed, the bartender asked what's wrong, he replied that interacting with people in the field weighed on him... ...Ima stop...

@yahoozaify

5 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna steal that one XD

@fmjjjjn7510

3 жыл бұрын

That was funny

Why is it pointless to divide by zero or infinity? You can't differentiate between the two.

@con_pi_tour_dice7147

4 жыл бұрын

Hm...

@fmjjjjn7510

3 жыл бұрын

Someone explain

@tryAGAIN87

3 жыл бұрын

@@fmjjjjn7510 Which part, the differentiation?

@jhopeinthebox2922

Жыл бұрын

@@tryAGAIN87 yea

A neutron walked into a bar and asked about the prices The bartender said "for you, no charge"

Schrodinger cat: “Please let me out”

I watched this to relieve myself of the pain of Stephen Hawking's death, it almost worked, thanks

What is Schrodinger's cat's favorite theory?? The string theory

@himeshthungaturthi3215

5 жыл бұрын

@Hasti Thakkar cats like to play with strings

@alexandramuller9055

5 жыл бұрын

What is schroedingers cats favorite book quote? "To be, or not to be, that is here the question"

@GRBtutorials

5 жыл бұрын

That’s just like one joke in the video, and it’s pretty bad.

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexandramuller9055 lol

@dustrider9306

4 жыл бұрын

That's better!

simon has an aesthetically pleasing mustache

@masterwoeful9470

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like Mr. Beast, but with a moustache

@ralphcabiling1314

4 жыл бұрын

@@masterwoeful9470 he looks like Mr beast and mario

My physics professor said I had a lot of potential. Then he threw me off the building.

This cracked me up so bad.... I thoroughly enjoyed it .... Also I was actually studying Physics when I got the notifications

@AndrewDotsonvideos

6 жыл бұрын

Darafshan Scarlet really glad to hear feedback like this! I’d like to make more of these funny videos.

Who's the worst mathematician to watch series with? Leonhard Speuler

@shmerox7683

3 жыл бұрын

That one got me!

One day, Newton, Pascal and Einstein were playing Hide and Seek. It was Einstein's turn. Pascal went to hide somewhere but Newton drew a square of side 1m and stood on it. When Einstein caught him, Newton said "i am standing on 1m^2 i.e. Newton/m^2, so you caught Pascal, not me". Newton Rocks, Everyone Shocks!

@pulkitmohta8964

4 жыл бұрын

Genius!

@shmerox7683

3 жыл бұрын

Bro i havent enough knowledge for that one

I've got another one Doctor: Are u here for an eye test? Patient: Yes how did u know? Doctor: Because u entered through the window instead of the door

@anandsuralkar2947

4 жыл бұрын

Not physics related but funny

@singularity8317

4 жыл бұрын

Nahhhh

@divsan2091

3 жыл бұрын

Hehe

I might not be a physics student, but even as an economics student, i find this hilarious. Thanks for the laughs guys, and girl. :D

An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar where beers cost 3$. The first orders 1 beer, the second orders 2 beers, the third orders 3 beers. Then, the barman gives them 25 cents and says: "You all pay in advance"

@loja7892

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@sundaymanali5854

Жыл бұрын

damn how did i not get this

A photon checks into a hotel The hotel clerk- may I help you with your luggage sir. The photon - “no thanks. I am carrying light

Lim g-> 10m/s^2 (physics)= engineering

@tryAGAIN87

4 жыл бұрын

Lim engineering -> g(physics) = 9.81m/s²

The on and off awkwardness , I love it. Can't be STEM without it

I have watched this video over 5 times since it was released and I still find it funny and entertaining :)

Anyone: S- Kelly: **dies of laughter**

driver: Hi engine! engine: Turn on the car... then ill torque.

Just discovered these and love them! I can’t wait for grad school to be this nerdy 😂

Saw this on tiktok: what’s the difference between chemistry jokes and physics jokes? . . . . . Chemistry jokes are periodically funny while physics jokes have more potential 😂😂 (sorry for my lame ass sense of humor)

Why was Einstein asked to become the leader of Israel? He understood the gravity of the situation.

I thought the Transformers punchline was going to be "It was a step down/up"

@haatib42

6 жыл бұрын

Hilaribad same lol or something to do with genuine transformers lol

@weinerglory

4 жыл бұрын

haha this would've been good also

I'm not even a Physics major, but I laughed at all these jokes 🤣

Red Shirt guys and mustache guys jokes were hilarious

The engine-ear just made me facepalm...

Thank you for this video full of amazing bad physics jokes.

The Taylor series joke was gold

i love how awkward this whole thing is

The mole thing was pretty funny haha

Heisenberg drives his car way too fast so he gets stopepd by the police. Officer: Do you know how fast you were driving? heisenberg: No, but I know where I am.

Watching this instead of studying for my physics test tmrw

Great videos dude! I saw one on my feed and watched it, and now I have binge watched almost all of your vids. Keep it up!

Why did the parking lot have such a high magnetic flux density? There were a lot of Teslas.

I would have laughed in every joke to let them think I know physics

@abhishekgupta6049

3 жыл бұрын

😂😅

Well it feels good to see Friedrich Neitzche finally happy.

A neutron walks into the bar and asks "How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

A mathematician had a problem, but a but physicist found a solution. The mathematician said no it, it was too complex

the last one's my favorite. wish I could use it for my grad quote

This might legitimately be my favourite video on the the planet

The difficulty in this game is if you don't laugh they'll question your intelligence.

You were so into the girl

@GLPentAxel

6 жыл бұрын

All VODs who wouldn't be tho?

@ioannisk5172

6 жыл бұрын

All VODs beautiful girl plus likes physics, a very rare and awesome combination

@suhailmall98

5 жыл бұрын

Haha you called it!

@sk8sbest

5 жыл бұрын

t'was palpable

@aarongutierrez7705

5 жыл бұрын

Aesop's Fables she acted like an asshole tho, at least towards Andrew

Why did Einstein cry about his energy bill? It wasn't laughing matter.

I love this. Make more of this!

Neil!!! The grass? Ty son!