funniest joke you'll hear today about congestive heart failure

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  • @MineSerpent
    @MineSerpent3 жыл бұрын

    POV: Your bully is studying to go to med school.

  • @CrossbredManiac

    @CrossbredManiac

    3 жыл бұрын

    Accurate

  • @iampaapa

    @iampaapa

    3 жыл бұрын

    i’ll deadass be taking notes 😂😂 while he talks

  • @BjornUltimatum

    @BjornUltimatum

    3 жыл бұрын

    AU: Your bully is your med school professor.

  • @thisisit6758

    @thisisit6758

    3 жыл бұрын

    999th like 😔

  • @phoebes1370

    @phoebes1370

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg how triggering would that be lmaoo

  • @thegoatguy573
    @thegoatguy5734 жыл бұрын

    This is the weirdest, smartest, most thought out burn, I have ever heard

  • @FabianRoling

    @FabianRoling

    3 жыл бұрын

    Etho is always a good source of those as well. Here is one of my favourite examples: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oo5_m6qKe5XRmpM.html

  • @blueninja012

    @blueninja012

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@FabianRoling I- I was not ready for any of that

  • @alzheimersproof8211

    @alzheimersproof8211

    3 жыл бұрын

    For real...

  • @smartstuf1026

    @smartstuf1026

    3 жыл бұрын

    If someone messes with me I will bring this up word for word and that’ll tell them to not get on my bad side 🤓

  • @UltmtDestroyer

    @UltmtDestroyer

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just like your heart

  • @indecisive.dice.roll.325
    @indecisive.dice.roll.3253 жыл бұрын

    When he said "There is effectively no way that a human being could gain weight at this rate." I knew that it was a "your mom" joke, but at that time I knew, in my heart, that it was too late. All I could do was brace myself for the final line. I am a fallen soldier in combat, boys.

  • @matrixphijr

    @matrixphijr

    3 жыл бұрын

    To be your 70th like would be such a shameful act. So I'm not going to.

  • @indecisive.dice.roll.325

    @indecisive.dice.roll.325

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@matrixphijr Thank you, my good man

  • @TheInfantry98

    @TheInfantry98

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or a civilian playing too much COD online

  • @beardedragonboi3881

    @beardedragonboi3881

    Жыл бұрын

    o7

  • @madeniquevanwyk
    @madeniquevanwyk3 жыл бұрын

    When the jock has actually been listening to the nerd who's tutoring him and found a love of STEM

  • @tavobenne

    @tavobenne

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't think medicine is part of STEM.

  • @tavobenne

    @tavobenne

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Smells Ahoy! I just finished a bachelor of science and medicine had nothing to do with it. I think traditionally STEM doesn't include medicine.

  • @lifeontheledgerlines8394

    @lifeontheledgerlines8394

    3 жыл бұрын

    Medicine is science, but not all science is medicine @Tavis Bennett

  • @tavobenne

    @tavobenne

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lifeontheledgerlines8394medicine is medicine. It is certainly debatable whether medicine is included in STEM. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science,_technology,_engineering,_and_mathematics

  • @matrixphijr

    @matrixphijr

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lifeontheledgerlines8394 Research is science. The actual practice of medicine? Mostly opinion and guesswork, educated though they might be.

  • @yi_olde_fashioned
    @yi_olde_fashioned4 жыл бұрын

    It keeps getting progressively more complex. I can’t wait until one day you get to a 30 minute video which just ends with “Your mom”

  • @MattColbo

    @MattColbo

    4 жыл бұрын

    literally was thinking about this yesterday hahaha, every 4 months or so just posting a your mom joke and each one gets longer lolol

  • @ArchOwl

    @ArchOwl

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sasha Lemay He’s been recording it since he posted that comment.

  • @mikeminzak3671

    @mikeminzak3671

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dave Chappelle?

  • @SirArthurTheGreat

    @SirArthurTheGreat

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MattColbo Great video, I have to assume it was Tom Scott inspired?

  • @MisterItchy

    @MisterItchy

    Жыл бұрын

    @Sasha Lemay He spent the last 4 months telling that joke to ... your mom.

  • @EllaGP22
    @EllaGP223 жыл бұрын

    The longest setup ever and he just hit a home run.

  • @takashimizutani1808

    @takashimizutani1808

    3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly this video felt cringy to me

  • @thmadballerl840

    @thmadballerl840

    3 жыл бұрын

    this video was fukn awesome

  • @SwollyMammoth

    @SwollyMammoth

    3 жыл бұрын

    The marriage jokes at the beginning were loading up the bases and then he just hit a grand slam at the end

  • @kinda_.punk749

    @kinda_.punk749

    3 жыл бұрын

    |-/

  • @the_blind_hearing6

    @the_blind_hearing6

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@takashimizutani1808 Your mom felt cringy to me

  • @shim2dawg
    @shim2dawg3 жыл бұрын

    I did a masters research project in heart failure and this video is legit the best explanation of HF I have ever seen. No joke.

  • @davebotmkii6895

    @davebotmkii6895

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can't like this, it'll mess up the numbers so I leave a dislike in good will

  • @pffa9675

    @pffa9675

    Жыл бұрын

    Well Davidson is a very smooth read on this topic and has a small flowchart taking up a quarter of a page explaining all of this and more💯

  • @ferociousmaliciousghost

    @ferociousmaliciousghost

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@davebotmkii6895Now you may replace it with a like in good will.

  • @NakulGanapathy
    @NakulGanapathy3 жыл бұрын

    He dribbled out the entire 24 second shot clock crossing every player up twice and then ran back to the half court line and hit a fade away nothing but net

  • @matrixphijr

    @matrixphijr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Call him Matt _Curry._

  • @opalishmoth8591
    @opalishmoth85913 жыл бұрын

    I was just educated by a “your mama” joke This is why I love the internet

  • @theboywhocriedwolfatemyson2535

    @theboywhocriedwolfatemyson2535

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @mihailmilev9909

    @mihailmilev9909

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Hamster Pile I would be there wheezing with you. Partly at the fact that you decided to share it while the whole class just looked at you, bc u thought it was funny. I see that as an admirable quality

  • @Jamesdavey358

    @Jamesdavey358

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yo mama*

  • @lop1657

    @lop1657

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the spoiler

  • @lop1657

    @lop1657

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Hamster Pile who doesnt read the comments while watching?

  • @SamBram
    @SamBram3 жыл бұрын

    The best thing about this joke is actually learning about an entire medical condition on the journey to the punchline

  • @znkhwhy2822

    @znkhwhy2822

    3 жыл бұрын

    "maybe the true treasure wasn't the punchline but the medical conditions we learn about on the way" - Idk like, Jack Sparrow or something

  • @mihailmilev9909

    @mihailmilev9909

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@znkhwhy2822 lol that actually made me laugh out loud

  • @nathanthornton1382

    @nathanthornton1382

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s the only thing about this joke

  • @feliciapattinson9591

    @feliciapattinson9591

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@znkhwhy2822 lmfao

  • @AJay_of_Og

    @AJay_of_Og

    Жыл бұрын

    The world needs more jokes like this

  • @EddyB_
    @EddyB_3 жыл бұрын

    As someone who scans hearts for a living, this is actually surprisingly accurate.. Well done, Matt.

  • @MattColbo

    @MattColbo

    3 жыл бұрын

    thanks Edwin! :)

  • @Rhinostinction
    @Rhinostinction2 жыл бұрын

    I not only laughed, I spun on my chair and clapped while laughing. Then I turned back to say "Good joke sir" and the video had ended. The pacing of the punchline made my day.

  • @giiwatt4189
    @giiwatt41893 жыл бұрын

    I feel like I’m watching a Tom Scott video but he’s also insulting me.

  • @LalitoTV

    @LalitoTV

    3 жыл бұрын

    Educational passive agressiveness is quite a nice medium

  • @LalitoTV

    @LalitoTV

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ever played portal? Yeah that

  • @ThreeUnremarkableWords

    @ThreeUnremarkableWords

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought the same! His speech patterns sound oddly similar

  • @musicbugbear

    @musicbugbear

    3 жыл бұрын

    i literally found this video from a tom scott vid

  • @DeadBread.

    @DeadBread.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sooo true!

  • @MedlifeCrisis
    @MedlifeCrisis3 жыл бұрын

    So this is what a cross between Tom Scott's and my channel would look like.

  • @MattColbo

    @MattColbo

    3 жыл бұрын

    all I need is a skeleton in the background and slightly less fashionable jeans Edit Note: The jeans comment was referencing Tom, not you Rohin, i'm sure you have the best jeans ;)

  • @teddynebel

    @teddynebel

    3 жыл бұрын

    Never thought to find you here. This is great

  • @rockhock108

    @rockhock108

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ah, now I know why this is in my recommendations. Medlife mentions Tom. And thus an easy task for the algorithm to assign it to me. 😁

  • @abidurrahman7338

    @abidurrahman7338

    3 жыл бұрын

    All the time I was thinking Rohin didn't have any jeans on. *galaxy brain*

  • @EddyGurge

    @EddyGurge

    3 жыл бұрын

    Such a random Rohin sighting!

  • @Xanderqwerty123
    @Xanderqwerty123 Жыл бұрын

    Of all the congestive heart faliure jokes in history, this is most certainly one of them.

  • @brendangagliano9934
    @brendangagliano99343 жыл бұрын

    You sir are the king of yo momma jokes, this man just took me on a 2:17 trip about CHF just to end it with a yo momma joke ngl tho I actually learned something

  • @gamplie
    @gamplie3 жыл бұрын

    This explained CHF better than a whole semester of nursing course.

  • @CB-lh4ph

    @CB-lh4ph

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: CHF is also the abbreviation for the swiss frank

  • @chaotickreg7024

    @chaotickreg7024

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CB-lh4ph How many Congestive Heart Failures for a waffle breakfast?

  • @laurinneff4304

    @laurinneff4304

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CB-lh4ph I was confused bc I thought they were referring to the currency

  • @joshkirkby8103

    @joshkirkby8103

    3 жыл бұрын

    CB to me I always read it as “cold hammer forged” cause they use that abbreviation for it on gun barrels

  • @bbgun061

    @bbgun061

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aside from the "left heart / right heart" thing...

  • @jackd5181
    @jackd51813 жыл бұрын

    “Well gee golly, I mustn’t have enough fluid”

  • @iswearimnormal6681

    @iswearimnormal6681

    3 жыл бұрын

    Best part of the video let’s face it

  • @rolandverde8771

    @rolandverde8771

    3 жыл бұрын

    My grandmother after 3 hours of figuring out why her car stopped running

  • @garrettcarr8689

    @garrettcarr8689

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @el_fucko

    @el_fucko

    Жыл бұрын

    Turns out my body is a boy in a 1950s sitcom, who knew!

  • @maxlevine5728
    @maxlevine57283 жыл бұрын

    It took me until 2:01 to realize it was a your mom joke lmfaoooo

  • @aatsiii
    @aatsiii2 жыл бұрын

    it's depressing that you are 100% correct from start to finish, every second of the video, painfully true.

  • @doofs
    @doofs3 жыл бұрын

    I love how indiscriminately the video cuts. The joke doesn't even need to finish, we all already know the punchline.

  • @Yikeowsky

    @Yikeowsky

    3 жыл бұрын

    why are you punching the line

  • @doofs

    @doofs

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@Yikeowsky called my momma fat >:[

  • @Yikeowsky

    @Yikeowsky

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@doofs damn... that sure does suck

  • @Redditard

    @Redditard

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Yikeowsky No body calls my momma fat except ma dad :>]

  • @liamia1060

    @liamia1060

    3 жыл бұрын

    What is actually the punchline tho?

  • @sk8rdman
    @sk8rdman3 жыл бұрын

    So this guy's sitting in class on his way through medical school. On the day he learns congestive heart failure can lead to rapid weight gain, he sees the potential for a killer joke. It might take a little bit of setup, he thinks, but it'll be worth it. This is the result.

  • @vintagearisen

    @vintagearisen

    3 жыл бұрын

    KILLER JOKE

  • @nateracing

    @nateracing

    2 жыл бұрын

    ChubbyEmu would be proud

  • @mothwaltz4163

    @mothwaltz4163

    Жыл бұрын

    Worth it!

  • @emmeeemm
    @emmeeemm Жыл бұрын

    Take my like and get out. Perfect delivery. Well played. I lol'd much harder than I expected to in the moments immediately following some fascinating learning.

  • @zorakj
    @zorakj Жыл бұрын

    My mom and an uncle were both recently hospitalized due to fluid based weight gain. Your explanation helped pull together all the things I’ve heard over the past few months. After being given diuretic via IV my mom lost 3 pounds overnight.

  • @wookie6659
    @wookie66594 жыл бұрын

    Not only that i laughed, but i also learned something. I appreciate you burning the hell out of me with this mom joke.

  • @MattColbo

    @MattColbo

    4 жыл бұрын

    oh any time my friend ANY TIME

  • @Anankin12

    @Anankin12

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MattColbo even NOW?

  • @Marquis-Sade

    @Marquis-Sade

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Anankin12 Why not now?

  • @vukathers

    @vukathers

    3 жыл бұрын

    Totally unrelated but hi Vukašin this is the first time I see someone with my name on the internet it is truly an honour

  • @AnasHart

    @AnasHart

    3 жыл бұрын

    “burning the hell out of me” Hmmmmmmmmm

  • @talia2167
    @talia21673 жыл бұрын

    "much like your parent's decision to try and save their marriage by having well... you." Pfft jokes on you. My parents married because I was born.

  • @hevi0

    @hevi0

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh... oh no

  • @Angel_Kittichik

    @Angel_Kittichik

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oop, we got a bastard ova here! Jkjk, I'm sure you're very much loved.

  • @farmboy_md3765

    @farmboy_md3765

    3 жыл бұрын

    same lol

  • @marmina1283

    @marmina1283

    3 жыл бұрын

    same 😗✌️

  • @talia2167

    @talia2167

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Angel_Kittichik they love me from time to time yea

  • @octolinggrimm6387
    @octolinggrimm63872 жыл бұрын

    Perhaps the best video on this platform.

  • @drakehatch9171
    @drakehatch9171 Жыл бұрын

    I used this in my science class. I had to do a project on the circulatory system, so I memorized an abridged version and let it loose. That was a good day.

  • @smartstuf1026
    @smartstuf10263 жыл бұрын

    Making this joke is the equivalent of trying to reach the word number requirement on a school paper.

  • @joshconnell8797

    @joshconnell8797

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @Sheriden.
    @Sheriden.3 жыл бұрын

    Showed this to my dad. He has congestive heart failure and cardiomyopathy. He laughed so had he stopped moving.

  • @squippers5438

    @squippers5438

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not funny, didn't laugh

  • @mickey4125

    @mickey4125

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well I laughed out loud, sir, thank you.

  • @PurtyPurple

    @PurtyPurple

    3 жыл бұрын

    ...has he started moving again?

  • @trick130o5

    @trick130o5

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@PurtyPurple probably, just only by losing weight and falling off the chair because no one cared enough to check in on him

  • @Sheriden.

    @Sheriden.

    3 жыл бұрын

    My dad actually does have heart problems. He’s coping with it though. He likes to makes jokes about it to keep things light.

  • @cassiaprior453
    @cassiaprior453 Жыл бұрын

    Boi, you're awesome. That joke was tremendous. It was beautiful, amazing, your projection was on point, and I think you for making me laugh so much today XD

  • @reggiepaulk
    @reggiepaulk2 жыл бұрын

    Best explanation on KZread. You’ve got a gift!

  • @araradmanougian6731
    @araradmanougian67314 жыл бұрын

    This was by far the most elaborate yo mama joke I have ever heard

  • @k8e717
    @k8e7173 жыл бұрын

    I came into this expecting absolutely nothing, but I'm leaving with a huge grin on my face, thank you.

  • @bethhayes1
    @bethhayes1 Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant!! Im a nurse and this is the best overall description ever of CHF.

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman Жыл бұрын

    This video is simply incredible the way it is delivered is without question simply amazing!

  • @CantaloupeGames
    @CantaloupeGames4 жыл бұрын

    Congestive heart failure, my favourite comedy

  • @MattColbo

    @MattColbo

    4 жыл бұрын

    file it under comedy you didn't know you loved

  • @svleda9145

    @svleda9145

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MattColbo Y E S

  • @Deathnotefan97
    @Deathnotefan973 жыл бұрын

    I want to send this to my mother, because this is exactly her type of humor Problem is, my grandmother died from CHF back in June, and it feels a little too soon Can someone please reply to this comment in March 2021 to remind me to send her this? That should be enough time UPDATE: We did it guys! I showed this to my mother and she laughed. Mission accomplished, time to celebrate!

  • @btat16

    @btat16

    3 жыл бұрын

    If I'm alive, I'll remind you

  • @Anankin12

    @Anankin12

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ok, I'll set a google calendar event. If I don't reply by january 31st, 2021 and this video hasn't gone viral burying this comment, assume I died horribly.

  • @randomlyrapid8996

    @randomlyrapid8996

    3 жыл бұрын

    Commenting to see if this happens

  • @Anankin12

    @Anankin12

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@randomlyrapid8996 I actually saved the link to this video and made a Google Calendar event, it will happen if I don't die

  • @mr.amazinggaming1153

    @mr.amazinggaming1153

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm just going to put this here

  • @TheRealMycanthrope
    @TheRealMycanthrope3 жыл бұрын

    This video has divine significance in my homeland of Australia where the "ya mum" joke is a cultural institution. Truly crafted by the gods.

  • @cjdude46
    @cjdude462 жыл бұрын

    Love how he leads us on with the divorce references as I'd it was the main joke so he could sneak in the Yo Mama joke.

  • @bigpapigay3681
    @bigpapigay36814 жыл бұрын

    this literally was the most intelligently put your mom joke i’ve every heard

  • @bigpapigay3681

    @bigpapigay3681

    4 жыл бұрын

    it’s a shame my mom hasn’t came back from the milk trip to hear it

  • @MattColbo

    @MattColbo

    4 жыл бұрын

    big papi gay this is good

  • @asuka402
    @asuka4024 жыл бұрын

    This should be included in a comedy doctor show

  • @MattColbo

    @MattColbo

    4 жыл бұрын

    "come, let me check out your funny bone"

  • @tylercraven2629

    @tylercraven2629

    3 жыл бұрын

    MattColbo you made me sad

  • @captainjirk9564

    @captainjirk9564

    3 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of something Cox from Scrubs would say

  • @v6790

    @v6790

    3 жыл бұрын

    Awkward silence for 2 minutes and 16 seconds... 1 second later.... Uncontrollable laughter

  • @chaosawaits

    @chaosawaits

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's a great idea! They could name it after the clothing doctors wear, something like "White Coats" or... "Scrubs!"

  • @rachelclark6393
    @rachelclark6393 Жыл бұрын

    This guy deserves all the kudos. Genuinely shocked the joke actually made me laugh!

  • @chrisshelswell3222
    @chrisshelswell3222 Жыл бұрын

    You my friend are fantastic! Keep up the amazing work!

  • @hasbulla7345
    @hasbulla73453 жыл бұрын

    I feel personally attacked. 10/10 would watch again.

  • @danielschwaiger142
    @danielschwaiger1423 жыл бұрын

    Him: “your mom” *video ends* Ad: “ oh oh oh oh reily, auto parts, wooah”

  • @firstnamelastname6016

    @firstnamelastname6016

    3 жыл бұрын

    To me it was more of Yow!

  • @anthonystrangio

    @anthonystrangio

    3 жыл бұрын

    More of an ow to me

  • @Jabberjai

    @Jabberjai

    3 жыл бұрын

    yea it was an OW

  • @Vize_David0404

    @Vize_David0404

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was ow

  • @MrGoatflakes
    @MrGoatflakes3 жыл бұрын

    Nice. Also the best explanation of congestive heart failure explanation I've seen ;)

  • @EdMateosG
    @EdMateosG3 жыл бұрын

    I always saw Tom Scott as the best real life example I know of what a Lawful good character (from the alignment chart from D&D) would look like. Well, I guess this channel is the perfect Chaotic Neutral counterpart! Great work, keep it up

  • @rickpolar
    @rickpolar3 жыл бұрын

    You go into it knowing the inevitable outcome but you must remember: it's about the journey, not the destination with Mr. Colbo

  • @MattColbo

    @MattColbo

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rick gets it

  • @max10dler
    @max10dler3 жыл бұрын

    I’ve got a teacher who stops class for the entire day to let you do, well, whatever you want, cancelling all work and homework that day as long as you can make him laugh out loud. He’s been at the school for 50 years and barely anyone had gotten him to do it. I’m 1000% sure this’d do it But it’s too damn long for me to memorize lmao

  • @mmiisshhaa

    @mmiisshhaa

    3 жыл бұрын

    PLEEAASE try

  • @v6790

    @v6790

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just show him the video

  • @sopapopp

    @sopapopp

    3 жыл бұрын

    I believe in you

  • @dr.redstone7980

    @dr.redstone7980

    Жыл бұрын

    Did it work?

  • @lances8863
    @lances88633 жыл бұрын

    Thank you been looking for jokes about congestive heart failure all day

  • @Flyman619
    @Flyman6193 жыл бұрын

    “All that for a drop of blood.” -Thanos, Infinity War (2018)

  • @sbgaming7316
    @sbgaming73163 жыл бұрын

    I like to imagine this is the American college-student version of Tom Scott.

  • @thorr18BEM

    @thorr18BEM

    3 жыл бұрын

    SB Gaming , Americans don't say against like that 0:41

  • @Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj630

    @Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj630

    3 жыл бұрын

    Canadian

  • @EB-yp1wu

    @EB-yp1wu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha "American"

  • @ultralinguistics3083

    @ultralinguistics3083

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha "American"

  • @ta1os

    @ta1os

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj630 Canada is in North America lol

  • @lilijess4708
    @lilijess47084 жыл бұрын

    Cool video, Matt. Is it just me or it looks like you're imitating Tom Scott. Keep up the good work 👍 - a random fan from Québec Edit: Whoahhhhh thank you so much for 394 likes. Unbelievable! ☺️ Well...turns out I'm a fortune-teller now 😂. Time to make 2021 predictions!

  • @MattColbo

    @MattColbo

    4 жыл бұрын

    hahaha not directly an imitation, but damn i love Tom

  • @EspeonMistress00

    @EspeonMistress00

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MattColbo Don't we all.

  • @aditya95sriram

    @aditya95sriram

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MattColbo If only you had yelled "one take!" at the end of it

  • @jonnda

    @jonnda

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fast forward 4 months...

  • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    3 жыл бұрын

    This comment is prophetic.

  • @blitztcw6067
    @blitztcw60673 жыл бұрын

    Showed this to my mom and found out she actually had this, thanks man.

  • @mr_quabby8515
    @mr_quabby8515 Жыл бұрын

    This has got to be my favourite video, ever.

  • @Chaarlie11
    @Chaarlie114 жыл бұрын

    I have conflicting feelings about this. IDK If I should laugh more, be educated or offended. Great job Matt

  • @Chaarlie11

    @Chaarlie11

    4 жыл бұрын

    Greetings from Argentina btw

  • @MattColbo

    @MattColbo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Chaarlie11 hahaha i love it! thanks my friend, say hello to some Argentinians for me!:)

  • @maxwellkelly4667
    @maxwellkelly46673 жыл бұрын

    This was the funniest joke i've heard about chf today because it's the only joke about chf i've heard today.

  • @drhentai

    @drhentai

    3 жыл бұрын

    it's the only joke about chf I've heard ever.

  • @drhentai

    @drhentai

    3 жыл бұрын

    @LittleRedRhuari RRR shut up :)

  • @v6790

    @v6790

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@drhentai :(

  • @StewartFletcher
    @StewartFletcher Жыл бұрын

    It warms my heart to know that bullies don't have to be dumb jocks anymore. You Gen Zers have really broken down all preconceived social walls

  • @MathidiotPlays
    @MathidiotPlays3 жыл бұрын

    I just realized this was all in one take. Holy cow, kuddos.

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv693 жыл бұрын

    This is exactly what Einstein says to you once you roast him and then he comes up with a comeback.

  • @achyuthansanal

    @achyuthansanal

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment!

  • @PostManPatel
    @PostManPatel3 жыл бұрын

    Top tip. Don't say this to someone who's mother has heart problems. They may cry.

  • @madide3978

    @madide3978

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oops

  • @green0563

    @green0563

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, of course, don't joke about people's issues with them.

  • @aikoc6712
    @aikoc67123 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely amazing. Just perfection.

  • @julius855
    @julius855 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that the punchline was so simple and stupid but so we'll set up is what got me

  • @dudamesh9541
    @dudamesh95413 жыл бұрын

    Ha! Cool. Assuming you are healthy, your heart when working normally, acts, sort of like a pump or rather, two pumps you see, your right heart expands to draw deoxygenated blood in from the body, and contracts to pump it out to the lungs to become oxygenated. And at the same time, your left heart draws in oxygenated blood from the lungs and then pumps it out to the rest of your stupid, misshapen bod. Now sometimes, irregularities can occur that prevent your heart from pumping properly. “Congestive Heart Failure,” is an interesting one. Say, your heart loses some of its contractile force due to high blood pressure, for example, this will result in the pooling of blood in your left heart, or left ventricle chamber, and in response to this, the cells in your left ventricle will enlarge to push against the higher circulatory resistance caused by the increase of blood pressure, which is a great solution, but only in the short term. Much like your parents’ decision to try and save their marriage by having, well, you. But because of these enlarged cells, the left ventricle chamber then becomes much smaller resulting in less blood being able to fill into it and because the blood coming into the left ventricle has nowhere to go, it begins to back up into the lungs and from there, because it’s all a cycle, it’ll back up into the right heart and then, you’ve got congestive heart failure on your hands. Not unlike, how the incessant, heated disagreements between your timeworn mother and father is also, on your hands. The name “congestive” heart failure though is apt because fluid then leaks into your alveolar air spaces making it difficult to breathe, and with all this, blood pressure increases, yet again, and the original hypertrophy of muscle cells in your left ventricle is no longer a help, and since the contractile force of your heart has decreased, it certainly can’t pump against the new, much higher resistance and because of that, your body, in response to the heart not pumping sufficient blood, thinks: “Well gee golly, Ha, I mustn’t have enough fluid!” so it tells your kidneys then, to return any liquid you take in, meaning you’ll retain a lot more water, which has to go somewhere, so it leaks into your legs, abdomen, and all over the body, and can result in the gaining of 2-3 pounds (0.9-1.3kg), per day! Which, as you can imagine, will cause rapid accumulation of total body weight and after just one month, someone afflicted by this disease could amass up to 100(45kg) extra pounds! There is effectively no way that a human being could gain weight at this rate, by any other mechanism. And that is why, it seems as though it is the only rational explanation as to what must be happening to your mom. my heart is gone :((

  • @RM-is9fn

    @RM-is9fn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bro holy shit, thank you lol this must have taken ages

  • @raccoononarampage9249

    @raccoononarampage9249

    3 жыл бұрын

    Le do Mhaim bro can you not copy comments anymore?

  • @ambiguousaesthetic4170

    @ambiguousaesthetic4170

    3 жыл бұрын

    Respect for typing this out

  • @RM-is9fn

    @RM-is9fn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Raccoon On A Rampage no ur not able to but i just screenshotted it, went into google translate app set language French to English, put the picture in and I just copied the translation which was just the comment itself

  • @valle2601

    @valle2601

    3 жыл бұрын

    BROOOO THANK YOU

  • @landoncomella7454
    @landoncomella74543 жыл бұрын

    He's like an alternate universe Weird Al who became a doctor instead of a musician.

  • @wesleyvezza7296

    @wesleyvezza7296

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well i.do know your frother.and your brother name branndon.thibodeau.and your sister name cryistal thibodeau yes i do know you.3 kids i had as little babys they.were in a fosters homes when you was kids i might be your birth mom that had you 3

  • @wesleyvezza7296

    @wesleyvezza7296

    2 жыл бұрын

    I had 2 sons.and.a.doughter with your dad i was marryed to him. One time along timeago i had. a.baby name matthew john..thibodeau.a nother baby name branndon john thibodeau so.was your.dads wife im his ex wife. Would make your mom. Your real mother now so im looking.for my kids that i put them up befor and know them.as kids. John thibodeau was my housband along time but your dad is marryed to. Jannis thibodeau now i know her.to. on face.book

  • @wesleyvezza7296

    @wesleyvezza7296

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ask for. Barbara may thibodeau. Ok matt. I used to call my son.matt when he was a kid. And matthew

  • @MannoMax
    @MannoMax2 жыл бұрын

    I love how Matt goes on an entire university lecture, to set up a yo mama fat joke

  • @justinnewman13
    @justinnewman13 Жыл бұрын

    Bro you need to come out with more of these they are the classics

  • @newta5208
    @newta52083 жыл бұрын

    "Your left/right heart" Dude is talking to me like I'm a timelord

  • @thewizard-edits

    @thewizard-edits

    3 жыл бұрын

    He means ventricle chamber

  • @se7ensinzz398
    @se7ensinzz3983 жыл бұрын

    I clicked on this video for a joke on congested heart failure, and yet I got so much more

  • @pingouinindifferent
    @pingouinindifferent3 жыл бұрын

    Amazing delivery! I can definitely see the Norm Macdonald influence in your skits

  • @littlewolf5014
    @littlewolf50143 жыл бұрын

    This is amazing also I was not expecting that ending

  • @Manu-et9rj
    @Manu-et9rj4 жыл бұрын

    I was wondering how you would pull off a ur mom joke while talking about this... you didn't fail to surprise me

  • @Roescoe

    @Roescoe

    3 жыл бұрын

    As soon as he mentioned weight I knew the end result, when he started tracing the blood and other stuff I was guessing it was to do with something increasing.

  • @oweeoh7895
    @oweeoh78953 жыл бұрын

    Imagine walking around and this guy comes up to you and tells this joke.

  • @betteradversary1606
    @betteradversary1606 Жыл бұрын

    Your speech patterns and voice kind of remind me of Hank Green and I love it This is the alternate evil timeline where Hank makes every video into a "your mom" joke at the end

  • @youtuberjestforfun9074
    @youtuberjestforfun90749 ай бұрын

    this is one of those jokes where it takes so long for the punchline that you will be like "can you say that again?"

  • @anona2017
    @anona20173 жыл бұрын

    My husband's mom died from congestive heart failure when he was little... Not going to show him this...

  • @KoiNyle

    @KoiNyle

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@heartcomedy5 haaaaa😅

  • @guysmiley6152

    @guysmiley6152

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@heartcomedy5 she died b4 they got married idiot. She was never his mother in law

  • @PredatorH2O

    @PredatorH2O

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good call.

  • @heartcomedy5

    @heartcomedy5

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Robert Sallow, lol

  • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
    @orbitingsentientsatellite43613 жыл бұрын

    I learned more about the heart just now than i have in all my years in school, and this is an educational video where you get insulted, if you think about it, if teachers taught like this kids would actually remember these things because either they were laughing at someone else when they learned something or they were being traumatized 😂 A+ every time

  • @jray4131
    @jray4131 Жыл бұрын

    Not at all what I expected. That was great!

  • @Knightmare2018
    @Knightmare2018 Жыл бұрын

    I saw it coming a couple seconds away but still laughed out loud when it happened. Gotta learn this one. One of the most cleverly disguised burns ever.

  • @oli4dj26
    @oli4dj263 жыл бұрын

    Comments be like: “you weren’t searching for this video, it was in your recommended” “who gets this in 2020?” “When a video is this short, you know its gonna be a good one”

  • @chixenlegjo

    @chixenlegjo

    3 жыл бұрын

    I searched for this video

  • @Anankin12

    @Anankin12

    3 жыл бұрын

    I did search for this 5 or 6 separate times, the first one I was binge watching Matt

  • @zeynepberil5901
    @zeynepberil59014 жыл бұрын

    Gaining 3 pounds a day is not heart failure, it is lockdown.

  • @MrCandeiasjr
    @MrCandeiasjr3 жыл бұрын

    I've never been so invested in a video like this one

  • @stay-at-homeson8668
    @stay-at-homeson86683 жыл бұрын

    This is a work of art

  • @miniaturerose2805
    @miniaturerose28053 жыл бұрын

    Damn. He got me. I wasn't prepared for a "yo mama joke" like this

  • @GenNTiva
    @GenNTiva3 жыл бұрын

    Ngl this is the very first your mom joke that made me “chuckle”. The rest is just “😑”.

  • @amiralevine2806
    @amiralevine28063 жыл бұрын

    This was a your mom joke. A 2 minute 17 second mom joke. Time in my life I will never get back. And it was possibly the best 2 minutes and 17 seconds of my life. I'm laughing so hard I might be crying. This is the peak of humanity, the best think that I could ever hoped to have gained.

  • @melinder3354
    @melinder33543 жыл бұрын

    Really just went back to yt, searched up the video just to like it. It was so good

  • @sarahlarkey626
    @sarahlarkey6263 жыл бұрын

    The first ‘your mom’ joke that I have A) been fully invested in, and B) laughed out loud at Thank you

  • @Nachtara-nr1pv
    @Nachtara-nr1pv3 жыл бұрын

    This dude did not just only teach you more about biology than any teacher could do in those 2 Minutes and 17 seconds, no. He also roastes half of a Million people in that amount of time. I'm impressed

  • @KabiPac
    @KabiPac3 жыл бұрын

    this is, in fact, probably the funniest joke i've heard about congestive heart failure not only today, but of all time it is also the FIRTS joke about congestive heart failure i've heard but i digress

  • @oscarrr6
    @oscarrr62 жыл бұрын

    Huge respect for the subtitles that don't spoil the joke before you say it.

  • @AaronTheUltima
    @AaronTheUltima3 жыл бұрын

    “ Much like your parents’ decision to try and save their marriage by having, well, *you* “

  • @kreyzgr5167
    @kreyzgr51673 жыл бұрын

    0:47 bold of you to assume that i was a decision

  • @drrakw2432
    @drrakw24323 жыл бұрын

    when your highschool bully goes to college to get a Ph.D. and goes to medical school for 8 years, has a successful fulfilling life so he can professionally tell you your mother is fat

  • @TheRagingbull4136
    @TheRagingbull41363 жыл бұрын

    The delivery is perfect.

  • @user-bu5qn7oe4w
    @user-bu5qn7oe4w4 жыл бұрын

    How come I know the end of the joke before you even get started?

  • @ryanstackpole1496
    @ryanstackpole14964 жыл бұрын

    These are by far my favorite videos you produce! Short and sweet and right to the point! Very good job! I don’t think some people may realize the effort put into these videos, even though they are short. Keep up the good work! You are gonna make it big!

  • @MattColbo

    @MattColbo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ryan Stackpole thanks Stacksy! That’s very nice of you, this one certainly did take a while lol, appreciate the kind words buddy

  • @hamood8934
    @hamood89343 жыл бұрын

    I don't why but I love your jokes !! 🤣🤣

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