“I won’t be talked down to by a guy with a colostomy bag strapped to his back” 😂😂

@thelawofficeofjbhilliard8666

Жыл бұрын

Yep...that was the line, right there! 😅

@tatathebutterfly

Жыл бұрын

I cackled 😂

@zararobnett8284

Жыл бұрын

😅

@erikaessel1650

Жыл бұрын

I read this comment word for word as he said that exact line 😯

@justaphase

Жыл бұрын

I love Trey. He got me through the pandemic with laughter. A colostomy isn't one and done. It can happen to anyone. Babies are born sometimes needing one. It will change one's life. I will change the lives of their loved ones. I can get how this would make someone ignorant to the effects of a colostomy would make someone chuckle. I am not easily offended; however, this affects my Mom, so I'm sensitive to matter.

The hydroflask sounds throughout this whole video are GOLD.

@samanthashorey7323

Жыл бұрын

As a proud hydroflask user, I approve! 😂

@lisetteaguirre4150

Жыл бұрын

What's with the hydro flask dropping in the background? 🤣🤣

@chrisgreenwood8188

Жыл бұрын

I’ve dropped mine so many times and it’s the loudest fucking sound lol

@unfortunatelyiamsane

Жыл бұрын

i can’t with the hydroflask sounds 😂 it’s so true

@tylerl4472

Жыл бұрын

I use my hydro flask nearly every day for more than a few years now and I think I am the only one I know who has no dents in it

As a water bottle collector, I can confirm the personality switch when using them.

@natalie6117

Жыл бұрын

MEEE TOOOO. 😂😂 I have a Stanley, yeti, hydro, tons of fancy Starbucks cold cups, and a camelbak (but not the kind he was wearing) and I swear EACH ONE BRINGS OUT A DIFFERENT SIDE OF ME. 💀🤭🤣

@alisonahickey

Жыл бұрын

Yesss!! Literally all of them 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

@dagneyraye6808

Жыл бұрын

Literally I am all of these at different times

I love that the hydroflask personality never talks, just fumbles the bottle. One that was missing is that giant plastic jug that has marks for time of day with inspiration quotes like "keep going" and "you got this", as if drinking water is something difficult that needs a cheerleading section.

@stephenstrang590

Жыл бұрын

You got this!

“Water still boiling from 3 days ago…” got me good 😂

He ain't lying.. I remember when Stanley was only found in the camping section at Walmart 😆

@lisetteaguirre4150

Жыл бұрын

Now I understand the Stanley part when he started crying and ran away 🤣🤣🤣

@glamgal28

Жыл бұрын

@@lisetteaguirre4150 😂

@YeshuaKingMessiah

Жыл бұрын

Quality’s not the same 🥺

@jhb139

Жыл бұрын

Yup, Stanley used to be good. Now the quality has gone downhill.

@lindsey3481

Жыл бұрын

Stanleys used to be for keeping your soup warm. You could even pour the soup into the bowl-like lid.

The hydro flask is a riot because literally, that sound is piercing to my nerves 🤣🤣🤣

@trishhamilton2049

Жыл бұрын

I literally do it on purpose.

@TheDragon07

Жыл бұрын

The amount of times I’ve dropped mine is ridiculous… it looks like it lived through a hail storm.

@jenniferbates2811

Жыл бұрын

I've never held one, are they naturally slippery?

@dmiller4088

Жыл бұрын

​@@jenniferbates2811not really but they always seem to be the ones that take a beating. Half mine are dented lol.

@theantagonist801

Жыл бұрын

​@@jenniferbates2811 Nah they're not that slippery. We all just have butter fingers. _Throws a HydroFlask down a 3 story building_

Hydroflask has me in TEARS. Because that is me at all times with those damn bottles.

The gallon jug one cracked me up

@khalilahd.

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂

@ForeverFashionGirl21

Жыл бұрын

My husband always just has a gallon jug haha

@stephenstrader1577

Жыл бұрын

Gallon jugs… all anyone carries in the military lol. An 89¢ water bottle that carries enough water to keep you hydrated all day, can be washed and reused, and doesn’t fall over in the floor board of the car if you brake hard or take a tight turn 😂

I’ve sung in so many choirs and I live in the town where HydroFlask was founded and we had to institute a “no hydroflask on stage” rule because people would just keep knocking them over and they would make those loud ass sounds in the middle of performances 😂😂

this was perfection. I thought I was the only one who dropped my hydroflask only to be horrified by how loud it clangs on the floor

@kcs529

Жыл бұрын

I dropped mine in a hospital elevator once and thought I killed everyone and maybe peed my pants a little. SOO loud.

Trey is so damn funny. The fact that he can be this funny without being vulgar, vile or using constant profanity is respectable and incredible.

@trishhamilton2049

Жыл бұрын

Comedy is comedy even if you are "offended" jeez, we won't have anything "good" left after all you "oppressed masses" are done criticizing everything that you personally do not agree with.

@thegodofpez

Жыл бұрын

@@trishhamilton2049 Change your profile picture you unadulterated internet slut. This is KZread, not a porn site. Shame on you. Shameless woman.

@jenniferbates2811

Жыл бұрын

Blah....blah...blah.... All kinds of comedy are valid. Trey is on KZread so he has to be careful because people like you don't understand the difference between all kinds of comedy.

@jenniferbates2811

Жыл бұрын

​@@trishhamilton2049 Exactly

@thegodofpez

Жыл бұрын

@@jenniferbates2811 Are you mad, little girl?

I don't know how you think of these things, Trey, but they're gold.

I don’t know anything about water bottles but this has been educational for me.

@belleslettres354

2 ай бұрын

Hydroflasks, for real. It'll keep coffee hot hot and water ice cold.

I’m the Nalgene, but the “this is still boiling from 3 days ago” is so true. Ice will be in there for 3 days before it completely melts too 😂

You never thought you would find water bottle humor funny, yet here you are😂this is too freaking accurate! Trey you've done it again👏🏾

Left out the Smart Water bottle that gets refilled over and over (my personal fave and apparently a favorite of the ultralight hiking community)

I did not realize how strongly each of these had a specific personality before watching this...bt this is spot on

My Hydroflask falls out of my backpack bottle holder all the time. I thought it was just me. I feel so seen 😂😂😂

i was waiting for a hydro flask to get jealous of stanley’s newfound popularity

Trey's "girl" portrayals are boss! i love love love them..

Trey, this is one of my favorites of yours. The Starbucks tumbler coming in all late and extra was soooo good. The tumbler dropping constantly is the best. Sounds like my classroom every single day.

I love his humor!! I loved the videos of him acting like his pregnant wife... They were funny without being insulting.

I love these ‘if … we’re people’ 😂 would love to see more of them

@JClover2

Жыл бұрын

They are the funniest! 😂

@audrieking7109

Жыл бұрын

Go cougs!!

This may have been one video Trey didn’t haven’t to buy props for. Anyone else notice his vast variety of water bottles on Correct Opinions over the years? 😄

@glamgal28

Жыл бұрын

yes! and he can't blame Katie for them all 😂

@MV-tw9ku

Жыл бұрын

I think Stanley is the only one my family doesn't own. We're still drinking out of our BPA filled Nalgene from 20+ years ago.

@evirgil84

Жыл бұрын

@@MV-tw9ku Same! Lol.

Oh man, I was hoping FL man would show up with a Tervis Tumbler! 😂

“Black gas station coffee” I’m dying

2 things: 1) I have a hydro flask and I feel called out by this video. The number of dents on that poor thing xD and 2) I have that exact starbucks cup and it's one of my favorite cups to take iced coffee with me to work lmao

As a middle school teacher, I want my students to use their reusable bottles instead of disposable - but those kids CANNOT keep from knocking them over! That hydroflask sound is the official soundtrack of my classroom.

I feel like this was a deep therapy session. Am I supposed to have this many personalities. I have a camel pack, nalgene, and hydro flask (and maybe three tumblers in the car). Each one fits my personality so perfectly depending on the day, moment, working out, road trips. This is so accurate and beyond hilarious. How do you do this!?

LOL!!!!!!! The HydroFlask is accurate. I have dropped my HydroFlasks countless times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trey followed me around all day and recorded me fumbling my Hydro Flask! People who don't own one are always concerned. I'm always like, don't worry, it sounds MUCH worse that it actually is! 😂

Actually kind of want a part 2 with Ryan George as David's Tea because Canada.

“I haven’t seen this much fighting since the actual Stanley cup” iconic

I love that he included the gallon water jug guy lol... that was all the bros when i was in high school

Its crazy because I haven't even heard of Stanley until I was gifted one 😂😂 spot on

"You're Hot!!!" why did that sound like a threat 😂

I have a hydro flask. 100% accurate. 😂. I’m always dropping that damn thing!

Nalgene guy is so laid back, I love it.

I did not realize this was a *thing* until watching this video, but it's definitely a thing and Trey definitely nailed it.

I have personally witnessed a Nalgene fall down a (small) cliff and come away with barely a scratch. However, as reported by a colleague, they will occasionally crack when being used to throw a bear bag line.

I love how the gallon jug is a literal gallon jug

I won’t be talked down to by a guy with a colostomy bag strapped to his back 😂😂

Trey is brilliant in seeing the personalities of inanimate objects via the people who use them. Kinda like his Walmart v Target and coffeehouse skits. Reflecting reality is funny cause we see ourselves. Keep it up Trey!

I laughed out loud at this one!!! Thank you Trey for lightening Monday afternoon! ❤

me watching this and drinking from literally the same starbucks tumbler 🤣

“Yo, I haven’t seen this much fighting since the actual Stanley cup.” My gosh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“You’re hot” lol funniest part

as a nalgene and hydration vest user, this is spot on. excellent work

I love all the sounds of the Hydro Flask dropping in the background throughout the entire video 😂

You forgot “mom who still uses the giant hospital jug she got when had her baby” 😂🙋🏼‍♀️

Multiple times I’ve put coffee in my yeti and it will burn me several hours later. Even if you keep it in the snow or outside in the cold it’ll still burn you 😂

So true on the noise of hydro flask. Lost my Nalgene at the airport and replaced it with a hydro flask. So loud.

“And a small set of pearls” 😂

You forgot the crinkled, sun-warmed half-full questionable brand plastic bottle you find randomly in your car.

I literally HATE the hydro flask drop😂 I work in the school system and everyday some child’s hydro flask comes crashing to the floor and gives us all a heart attack.

We just need a simple container to drink our Diet Coke! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not sure what I was expecting but this certainly delivered.

NAILED them all! Should I be embarrassed that I have tried all of these! 🤣🤣🤦‍♀️

The hydro flask…yeah that’s me 😭😂

The accuracy of all of these water bottles.😂🤣

Great one. Thank you Trey! Any shows planned for Canada?

Curls, girls and ....a tiny set of pearls. Lol

I got a Stanley 64 oz jug. Didn’t realize they were the new popular water bottle. I got mine past fall for $10 at Sam’s Club!!! Summer clearance 😊 you know them things are like $50+

the commitment to dent a hydro flask 🫡

I got a Stanley as a joke…. I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!

Lol laughing at how many times I've lost my grip on my Hydro Flask! 😄

This is absolute gold

These are all 1000% accurate. All of these had me weak!

So many good lines in this one 😂 👍🏻

I keep coming back to this one. Superb 👌

This was very funny and sooo accurate!!

Colostomy bag! 😆

Once again... super creative!!! 👍👍

It was everything in this video 🤣🤣

Omg the "gallon jug" hahaha dying

All that was missing was the obnoxious squeak of the hydroflask lid when you twist it closed.

It’s only missing the healthcare workers with our cultish devotion to the Owala bottles we all got for half off during the pandemic 😂

I'm drinking from a CamelBak tumbler right now, but mine doesn't have a straw. I feel called out. 😂

@KM-lu7nh

Жыл бұрын

I pulled mine out yesterday and after using it for a few minutes, I said "I can't do this straw." lol Guess I'll stick with my Nalgene.

It was the Yeti and the hydro flask parts for me😂😂

I laughed just reading this title! What the heck this is amazing that your brain said let’s turn water bottles into people 😂

The hydro-flask of choice of mom's: the giant mug they gave you in the hospital when you gave birth. I still use one, and when I met up with a group of 5 friends, we all had THE SAME MUG.

The misspelled bottle names are gold

I take my hydroflask everywhere and it sounds like the scene from monty python, "BRING OUT CHORE DEAD!!!"

Video zooming improved since last time! Thanks Trey 😁 nice one today 😂

I feel personally attacked, since I terrified my husband my dropping my EcoVessel bottle 5 times yesterday. Hysterical!

One of my new favorites!

Please consider adding shows for this tour to the south central region! Also congrats on the bebe!!

YES! 😹😹😹 As someone who is passionat’about water consumption and gets waaay too excited about water bottles...THIS!!! Trey nailed it with the smoker’s mouth and straws. 👏🏻 Spittin’ and slanging’ straight facts.

I feel like contigo and thermos need to join the gang

Just watching this while drinking out of my Nalgene which is decorated with about 30 stickers! haha

Love this! I’m personally a Yeti person. And I love the Crystal Geyser water!

I drop my tumbler too all the time and I t makes the loudest most annoying cracking sound when it hits the ground 😂

Who are you kidding... The Stanley is the official tumbler of educators

The gallon jug, from Dollar Tree no less, I love it!❤️💖💜💗

Humans survived for many thousands of years without water at hand yet today it seen as a necessity to health

@username00009

Жыл бұрын

You’ve never seen a gourd or waterskin?

@Eman1900O

Жыл бұрын

@@username00009 how many Africans or Amazonians you see carrying around those? Hell even 10-20 years ago we didn't do this

Man trey you’re literally a genius, I wish you all the success you’re so damn funny

There are so many great things happening I don’t even know where to start. The sound of the hydro flask being dropped constantly or the reference to the online dating video where the tinder guy keeps saying “YOU’RE HOT” 😂

The backpack with straw is killing me

So good on so many levels...