“If I were capable of dying, that's how I'd like to be remembered” That line killed it for me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ilenastarbreeze4978

Жыл бұрын

me too, i was like wait what? epic

@ziletales

Жыл бұрын

@@ilenastarbreeze4978 This whole bit was epic.🤣🤣🤣

@GuitarsRockForever

Жыл бұрын

Roger is god, Roger cannot die.

@kght222

Жыл бұрын

@@GuitarsRockForever no.... roger is lucifer.

@stevek8337

Жыл бұрын

​@@kght222 Roger is both. Roger is all.

"Because nothing pays more respect to someone memory than monetizing their death and turning it into a soundtrack to someone's gym workout" couldn't have said it better

@aceshigh5157

4 ай бұрын

i personally felt called out. i used to do elliptical while listening to tc.

Damn, even the Honest Ads are becoming self aware 💀

Please make this go viral and embarrass all the "true crime" and misinformation/conspiracy podcasters and video makers off of all social media platforms. This, Roger, is truthfully perfection.

@Alverant

Жыл бұрын

To do that, they'd have to be capable of embarrassment and aware that they are spreading misinformation. And if Fox News can't do it, how can a podcaster?

@ragtagvagabond

Жыл бұрын

Someone should murder a true crime podcaster then start a podcast trying to solve their murder. Karma!!

@joshyoung1440

Жыл бұрын

Why are you specifically talking to Roger when a bunch of other people worked just as hard for a lot less glory to make this happen? This, _writers and techs and everybody else and also guy who plays Roger whose real name is Jack I think,_ is perfection.

@nicholaslewis8594

Жыл бұрын

Because Roger is the personification.

@liambenjamin2827

Жыл бұрын

i'm sharing this video now to all my socials.

Interestingly, having my own opinions repeated back to me is the reason I watch these.

I've legitimately considered starting a podcast several times, but everything mentioned in this video is exactly why I haven't.

@mattbilderback6168

11 ай бұрын

I also have given podcasting a thought but I don't want to listen to myself drone on about crap.

@DemonicAdj

11 ай бұрын

That, and the same reason I've never streamed or blogged or kept a journal or diary. I got nothing that I wanna say to the world.

@mattbilderback6168

11 ай бұрын

@@DemonicAdj I kept a diary when I was deployed well kinda and then deleted it all after about 3 months.

@fourfourfoureightyfour23

10 ай бұрын

too late, you just started a podcast.

@rosalee477

10 ай бұрын

I can't stand the sound of my voice for too long. Or anyone's voice for that matter. Give me that good old tinnitus life.

Don’t forget the number one rule of a true podcaster Always, always, interrupt your guests

Roger is an immortal being of infinite wisdom

@richardarriaga6271

Жыл бұрын

It's the blood of his victims 😂

@bacilluscereus1299

Жыл бұрын

Hear hear❗👏

@universalredguard

Жыл бұрын

Yup 😅😅😅😅

"But I dont know anything." "Oh I believe you" 😂😂

1/64th Cherokee 😂😂😂

@kayohwai

Жыл бұрын

That line killed me! 😆😆😆😆😆

Roger roasting the shit of true crime podcasts

I live in Pennsylvania, and his theory is absolutely correct. The dolphins are already in charge.

@gregb6469

11 ай бұрын

If the Dolphins were in charge, wouldn't they win the Super Bowl every year?

@DemonicAdj

11 ай бұрын

​@@gregb6469That'd be too obvious. Plausible deniability.

@JasonMoir

10 ай бұрын

@@DemonicAdj They are playing the long game...crafty bottle-nosed bastards.

@RapsCalorie

10 ай бұрын

Well I'm sold. I'm moving there now #AllHailOurDolphinOverlords

@glasstuna

10 ай бұрын

That's weird, when I claim dolphins subverted our nation to suck it's wealth dry and change it's genetics through control of entertainment and politicians, nothing happens. Nobody gets upset, my accounts aren't deleted, I'm not fired from my job. But if I claim it's the Je- Account Suspended.

Roger saying "if I were capable of dying (...)" is the most Roger thing that I've heard today.

@mattpierce5009

7 ай бұрын

Can't wait for people to show back up to this video in X years to "pay their respects" by noting the irony with a sad emoji to make it not seem gross and weird that they're amongst a bunch of other people doing the same thing

There needs to be a massive push to make sure roger stays with us as long as possible. Ya hear me cracked, more roger

@cracked

Жыл бұрын

We're on it

@andrewspears8891

Жыл бұрын

Eternal CGI deepfake Roger!

@super8blog71

Жыл бұрын

@@cracked perhaps he should have his own podcast

@Steelilbies

Жыл бұрын

The podcast could be called: I'm Roger by the way.

@jerryrowlin6735

Жыл бұрын

Roger that.

*Dunks on podcast sponsorships* *Immediately jumps into actual sponsorship for the video* That’s some peak irony folks.

@tomsnowden6201

11 ай бұрын

I really found it to be a shit video as well...Talking about how you can appear smart and intelligent by listening to a podcast, but what is the point of this entire video? or channel for that matter.

@jimgustafson2422

11 ай бұрын

I think that's more parody not a real product

@tenhundredkills

11 ай бұрын

@@jimgustafson2422 Raycon ear buds are a real product.

@Barvazonik

11 ай бұрын

Well we still have to survive capitalism and atheist he chose a somewhat decent item. Although wireless earbuds are terrible for the environment and have stupidly short life span in comparison to wired headphones

@DemonicAdj

11 ай бұрын

​@liorsivan6853 but good luck using those, the new Horton phones don't have the jack.

"dog antidepressants and other abominable creations of capitalism" got me good

He really got to dissecting today's topic. Broke it down to a science

Gotta love Roger! The actor playing him is brilliant. These "if (fill in the blanks) were honest", are killer funny.

@Randy-tp5lm

6 ай бұрын

I think Roger and his colleagues in Honest Ads and in Cracked are underestimated.

One of the best shows on KZread, Roger is simply Awesome.

@DavidLLambertmobile

Жыл бұрын

He's Roger by the way .... 🗣

Godamn! How does Cracked always manage to get such attractive people infront of the camera? I mean JUST LOOK AT ROGER!

@McClane4Ever.

8 ай бұрын

I miss old cracked but Roger keeps me coming back anyway.

@Randy-tp5lm

6 ай бұрын

Roger is the B.M.O.C. of Roger Horton University!😅😅 Go Elephants! (in the room....Ohhh darn . ....)

@majoraslayer64

2 ай бұрын

@@McClane4Ever. Actually I didn't know Cracked were still the ones making these, but since they're here in the comments I guess they are. I thought they retired from comedy altogether to become a content aggregator and political thinkpiece site.

@McClane4Ever.

2 ай бұрын

@@majoraslayer64 Yeah, it's just very "corporate" now. All of the original people left ages ago.

This was probably more educational than most podcasts

"Podcasts are essentially the modern man's mix-tape." BRAVO! You guys out did yourself with the brilliant writing of this video!! 😩🤣👏🏾💙

@Randy-tp5lm

6 ай бұрын

Touché. Podcasts are for the people who don't care why it usually good. It's what drama you must have in order to make it happen. Making up as we go along.😮😅

I'm ready to start my own podcast and listen to myself talk for hours. Thanks for the pro-tips, Roger.

"But I don't know anything." "Oh I believe that."

I love the recognition that there are fantastic podcasts done by experts/professionals, but they sometimes get drowned out by the flood of garbage out there.

@Randy-tp5lm

6 ай бұрын

Yeah!😀 It's called misinformation. You know, blogging. Not all of them,but so many of them. Damn pessimists!

@Randy-tp5lm

6 ай бұрын

Yeah!😀 It's called misinformation. You know, blogging. Not all of them,but so many of them. Damn pessimists!

@TRUMP_WAS_RIGHT_ABOUT_EVRYTHNG

6 ай бұрын

i think the term podcast is awful. some jagoff in their basement talking about stupid shit is a podcast, someone lecturing /educating /teaching a skill or acting as a live news aggregate i don't consider a podcast. wtf is a podcast anyway lol

Cracked finds a way to make me hate everything

@cracked

Жыл бұрын

sorry!

@slake9727

Жыл бұрын

​@@cracked It's a good thing, don't be sorry.

@cheryljohnson6448

Жыл бұрын

Same😂😂

The LOOK Roger gave her when she asked “Well why don’t people care about Black or POC” victims was hands down the best part about this video 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TRUMP_WAS_RIGHT_ABOUT_EVRYTHNG

6 ай бұрын

what makes me laugh is that the term "person of color " isn't racist. but COLORED PERSON IS lmfao

But I don't know anything." Oh I believe that." Lmao this channel is gonna be awesome

"Are you caucasian?" "I'm part Jewish and 1/64th Cherokee" "That's a yes" 💀😂

ROGER IS ALWAYS RIGHT💯❤️ he's always so informative🤣

@vitinamorabito7283

Жыл бұрын

Nah, he's just giving us repackaged information from Wikipedia in a slightly different order to sound smart.

I thought I'd be tired of waiting for the episodes - nope! Always fresh, juicy, and going there! What not to love?

@soniasamivillin743

11 ай бұрын

Let's face it. Roger's not young so I believe he's had to take a break to recover.

"Zombies are after Brains! Your podcast will have none of that." Roger Burns are 3x more powerful than a Normal Burn

Gonna use 'do roses have to have all those petals' in my daily life. Its up there for me with 'if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle'.

This is the best editing I've seen in a Roger ad, and it was even funnier than usual because of it! So great! 😂

@cracked

Жыл бұрын

Thank you, Roger hand selected the editor so that's probably why

@availanila

Жыл бұрын

And the two guest actors really sounded like podcasters.

“You’re not supposed to know facts.” Pretty much sums up all pod casts, most news channels, and the History channel (which should have quotes around it now).

But I don't know anything...I can believe that!!! Roger is absolutely hilarious 😆😆😆

"You're over 30, right? Yea You're Caucasian, right? Yea, Jewish, 1/64 Cherokee.A *stick hand up*...that's a 'yes.'" I'm over here crying 😂 😂 😂

"But I don't know anything. Oh I believe that". - Got me rolling

You're the first person I've ever heard talk about the fact that some people that make content just love to hear themselves or see themselves on a video I say it all the time but I've never heard anybody else address that. There's probably content makers that rub themselves in banana and peanut butter before they watch their own videos they have the dog lick it off

Go to BuyRaycon.com/cracked for 15% off your order, plus get free domestic or flat fee international shipping. Brought to you by Raycon.

@DampeS8N

Жыл бұрын

While funny, it is a bad idea to use joke URLs in videos because 10 years from now it'll be a scam site stealing people's identities or whatever hackers are doing in 10 years. Stealing your soul-hologram? Cloning you into an AI and using you for slave labor? Hypertheft?

@raumkrieger

Жыл бұрын

The satirical ad at the end seemed so sincere! You've done it again cracked!

@akkmedia6578

Жыл бұрын

@@raumkrieger Is it sattire if they are actually including a sponsored link? Think real hard...

@raumkrieger

Жыл бұрын

@@akkmedia6578 Whoosh

@cracked

Жыл бұрын

@@akkmedia6578 even satirists need to get paid

I got into podcasts starting in 2006. This video hits close to home. 😂😂😂

I just realized Roger pulled off an advert and I didn't realize I have been rogered until the end

Roger is a fricking genius. I love it when these come up. I learn while I try not to laugh too loud! Thank you for doing them, they are _much_ appreciated.

Absolutely pumped for this channel!

The redhead is hypnotically beautiful.

Waiting for new Roger Horton videos are the only reason why I’m still subscribed to this channel.

"You'd be surprised how often that comparison comes up, but it's not really accurate because zombies are after brains". LMAO! 🔥

Looks like I’m returning that $750 worth of podcast equipment I just bought from Guitar Center. Thanks Roger.

Rodger is my MAN! He never fails to nail every little detail behind the scenes. And the blatant ignorance of everyone who falls for the bs. So raw and freaking hilarious! 😂😅

I'd sooner get unnecessary dental work than start my own podcast.

Do roses have to have all those petals?" I like that... I do not know why.

"1/64th Cherokee" 😂. I've spent all of my 58 years living in Oklahoma. If I had a dime for every time I've heard someone claim to be 1/16, 1/32, or 1/64 Cherokee, I could afford to live in a less back-asswards state.

Thank you once again. You are GOOD! Many don't see the True point you are trying to make that can actually Help them.

Wow! These characters figured out how to get rid of Roger before he did his patented..."I have already made your life bad, but I'm about to make it worse" moment. As it turns out, he's secretly an introvert, and his super weakness is inclusion. We have you now Mr. Horton... I must go quickly to goMommy, and spread the news!

This almost has me wanting to start a podcast.

@Plethorality

11 ай бұрын

And no one wanting to listen.

@yalikejaz8107

11 ай бұрын

@@Plethorality the most deranged podcasts that a reasonable person would think no one would listen to usually are the most succesful. A small, deranged podcast can very easily develop a small cult-like following that spreads it like wildfire. Of course, others join the following to marvel at the cookiness of it, and then bam, you have a viral podcast.

@Barvazonik

11 ай бұрын

You also described social media, celebrities, class clown, and basically anyone that likes attention.

“Zombies are after brains… your podcast will have none of that “ 😂

Wow another amazing Roger episode best part of Cracked

I knew it; Roger is immortal.

This should be a podcast.

Did Roger just accidentally announce that he's immortal? Explains how he's had his hands in every scam known to man.

@EvilFookaire

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, sure, he "accidentally" dropped the word that he'll be rogering us, our offspring, our offspring's offspring and every generation after that.... "accidentally" letting us know that there's no escape and no hope left. HortonEverythingCorp's latest product is all of humanity ever, marketed to Roger as Roger's fun little chew toy, and that's how it's meant to be.

Roger is the homie, I’d love to start a podcast with him. 😅

@NeverGoFullRetard415

Жыл бұрын

What kind of pup is the thumbnail. Beautiful pup...

HAHAHAHA, when he hit him with that, "1/64th Cherokee", PURE HILARITY! Caucasians used to tell me with fraction of Native American they were all the time when I was growing up.

Wow loads of home truths, Roger always hits the nail on the head 😂

Great Roger video, as always, and great job, Michael!

Spot on, all of this, as usual Mr. Roger! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

There are exactly two podcasts I like. Both are just people I already liked talking about things that interest them. Distractible and Safety Third.

@I.no.ah.guy57

5 ай бұрын

Yeahhh Safety Third is awesome lol

Obituary fanfics... I f****** love it

Our old friend Roger is back with another banger!! 😂🎉😂 Honest Ads are the best!! #GoingStartAPodcastNOW!! #ImLate ,😂

OH NO! You did one about PODCASTS!? LOL I love podcasts. Honest Ads IS ONE OF THE GREATEST online comedy factual shows. It's amazing how much we place importance on, is pointless or something we don't need. This is very definition of great social commentary through comedic writing and acting. David

It's funny, my three favorite podcasts are from Cracked alum. Small Beans (particularly Like Razorblade Pie), Some More News, and Behind the Bastards 🤣 I actually gave up on the Cracked podcast not too long after Jack left.

@th1nkcr1tical29

Жыл бұрын

Check out the daily zeitgeist did you haven't looked into it yet

@picvegita

Жыл бұрын

I love Some More News, granted sometimes it's tough to face reality but on good days it's a treat.

@SgtKaneGunlock

Жыл бұрын

I liked Alex Schmidt's run his current podcast is pretty dang swell

@dl2725

Жыл бұрын

Yes… don’t forget to check out Alex Schmidt’s Secretly Incredibly Fascinating podcast if you like the others

@earmite100

Жыл бұрын

Also check out Quick Question With Soren and Daniel if - like me - you miss hearing those two dudes chat. It's basically the podcast mocked in this video except you know the hosts are already great and funny.

As a fellow aspiring podcaster thanks for the advice, my first few episodes were kind of aimless but now I have direction

These videos are pure perfection, wisdom and hilarious.

There's some good blogs out there and this is one of them 🎉🎉

Love Roger. Thanks Cracked!

Where do I go to hear more about these evil dolphins?

@aliasfakename2267

Жыл бұрын

SeaWorld, they knew what was really up and were actually protecting us.

You forgot one requirement: you must be young and attractive.

@Joe_Dirt82

11 ай бұрын

I dunno.... Joe rogan is in his 50s

@the1stmetalhead

11 ай бұрын

@@Joe_Dirt82 he started at a time when it was not popular. Today the industry is totally different.

@dominicfucinari1942

11 ай бұрын

To FluorescentTan: How young? When I shower and shave, I look like an underage minor. Would that be *too* young-looking, by any chance? To Pratham: Any insight on why podcasts are more tightly gatekept against people Rogan's age nowadays?

@globox1998

11 ай бұрын

But you cant see them in a podcast

@CDMOOVEE

11 ай бұрын

@@globox1998 True

“1/64th Cherokee?”

@Boogiebear-1965

11 ай бұрын

Lol. I've spent all of my 58 years living in Oklahoma. If I had a dime for every time I've heard someone claim to be 1/16, 1/32, or 1/64 Cherokee, I could afford to live in a less back-asswards state.

@joshuaneace6597

11 ай бұрын

@@Boogiebear-1965 it was said on the video. The Cherokee Nation has no blood quantum laws and both the United Keetowah Band and the Eastern Band are loose compared to other Indian tribes, but you will get someone who’s “great grandma was a Cherokee princess” which is usually cover for black heritage when that sort of thing was looked down upon.

@DemonicAdj

11 ай бұрын

About 7 generations from one.

As podcaster I’m offended

@MemphisMikeOFFICIAL

Жыл бұрын

And?

@screenarts

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@DanielRieger

Жыл бұрын

Talk about it on your podcast

Thanks Roger. Wonderful video.

😂😂😂😂😂 he nearly blushed. Kkkkk save it for the podcast.

Always love it!

I love Jack Hunter as Roger. Jack I hope you know you will live on in millions of peopls minds as Roger!

Loved this

This has been my favorite Horton video among the newer vids.

This hits so close to home especially on the white male podcast and interview shows I almost got goose bumps. Good work Cracked!

The Zombies 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ are after brains 🧠 bit killed me🤣🤣🤣

This is fantastic 🤩

They're onto us, PA!

all fun and game till next video is called "If earbuds were honest "

Your awesome Roger. Love the vids

😂😂😂 bruhhhhh I can't, I just can't 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

I love all these

Stayed for the ending advertisement. Wasn't disappointed.

I always love these, but I laughed out loud for a long time at how to summon roger.

Absolutely amazing 💖💖💖

"your podcast will have none of that..." 😂😂😂

I was only thinking the other day about the fact that we have well and truly reached peak podcast. Glad to see we are on the same page.

Okay that Ad read was brilliant.

Awesome another Roger episode 😂❤🎉

I love how you guys just used the actual GoDaddy logo for GoMommy 😂 and don't think I didn't notice the model had mouths for eyes 🤣 That one has Jordan written aaaaalllllllllll over it, am I correct? Lol

@cracked

Жыл бұрын

that would be the editor and she says thank you