Ah yes. I too love cooking my 4 year old factory workers in a stone furnace!

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

some of them are younger

@OctodonViril

6 күн бұрын

In Minecraft, right

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

@@OctodonViril What are we talking about?

@LemonDragonGaming

6 күн бұрын

This is your 99th vid

@cupg__

6 күн бұрын

​@@fingees_YTI love doing this ❤

i saw child labor and immediatly clicked

@johnny2143

6 күн бұрын

Chad

@Egberttheman

6 күн бұрын

Who wouldn’t

@FurbWorm

6 күн бұрын

Same lol

@wolfie2327

6 күн бұрын

@@johnny2143 😀

@user-wq4ok9ft6h

6 күн бұрын

Some bro

Please add fentanyl to Minecraft 🙏

@ThefifthBishopofGord

6 күн бұрын

Can you please add Femtanyl to Minecraft too

@erdemgundogdu6332

6 күн бұрын

twomad update

@sobakakoshka13grehov

6 күн бұрын

@@Tristangre97XDDDDDDD

@wholekilogramofbutter480

6 күн бұрын

@@erdemgundogdu6332bro 💀

@NoppyOwO

6 күн бұрын

​@@ThefifthBishopofGordYES

The funniest feature about this channel is that he can speak in a very calm tone while showing us the most random, out of pocket and pure insanity made updates

@KORUKUU

Күн бұрын

Bro was trying to so hard to not laugh☠️🙏

“So if you ever wanted to breed a rapper” is a crazy line- 😭😭😭

"If you liked child labor ... in Minecraft" You hesitated

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

i lost myself

@N0RZC

6 күн бұрын

​@@fingees_YT☠️

@oehnkc

6 күн бұрын

​@@fingees_YT is this how your videos are made so fast? 🤨

@wombadoo4229

3 күн бұрын

We don’t care

@N0RZC

3 күн бұрын

@@wombadoo4229??

“Hurricane”. As a meteorologist seeing what is visibly a tornado be called a hurricane causes me physical pain lol.

@legalisegaybeams9260

6 күн бұрын

You clearly aren’t a meteorologist as tornados and hurricanes are the same thing

@s_ludge

6 күн бұрын

if you know that its a tornado and not a hurricane wouldn't you be a tornadologist or a hurricaneologist or an windologist cause meteorologists study meteors not tornados or hurricanes so i don't actually believe you and in fact it's actually a brainstorm

@communistamanda

5 күн бұрын

​@@legalisegaybeams9260 actually it seems like neither of you are meteorologists, yall didnt say anything about meteors 🤔🤔

@ablackdove3169

5 күн бұрын

Bro tornadoes and hurricanes are different…? The basic concept is the same but hurricanes are storms and tornadoes are basically just really fast winds- one is from land and the other from sea

@helloworld4404

5 күн бұрын

@@legalisegaybeams9260 Not really, but sure. I don't understand why you're trying to be overly pedantic and deny someone's credentials. Makes you look like an asshole/idiot

The sex update is wild☠️ 6:44

@DCcopter

6 күн бұрын

Fr

@forceghostyoda5730

6 күн бұрын

Jenny mod will soon be canon

@matheuspires2462

6 күн бұрын

Wdym it's the most awaited update

@orionSpacecraft

6 күн бұрын

its not dat wild doe

@impossible-9579

6 күн бұрын

@@orionSpacecraft im surprised too

Finally, someone who listens to the community

@MightyEFX

5 күн бұрын

a good director makes stuff for what he wants not for what the fans want, since you choose the fans yourself minecraft however only do what they believe the fans to want, or try to trick the fans into thinking theyre still doing stuff for minecraft

add testicular cancer to minecraft

@kait6387

6 күн бұрын

rip my dad

@sammyjones8279

6 күн бұрын

​@@kait6387damn he okay? 😭

@cardboard9124

6 күн бұрын

@@sammyjones8279 no, he died from testicular cancer

@nik_senpai

6 күн бұрын

add testicular torsion to Minecraft

@nik_senpai

6 күн бұрын

Also rip my mom

5:08 spider pig…., spider pig….

@dudemp4

6 күн бұрын

spig

2:07 that's actually could be a fun mechanic for combat. Maybe not permanent trees, but something like pilars blocking patch during combat so you have to better navigate around. It also looks hella cool.

they got shein sweatshops in minecraft now?😭

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

hi sweety fox

@chickenosaurus_rex

6 күн бұрын

Minecraft but it's "made in China"

@user-mh5wu9ui8v

6 күн бұрын

@@chickenosaurus_rex that's crzy

@Grape7676

6 күн бұрын

​@@fingees_YTHuhhh?

@Dankster-yo8xv

6 күн бұрын

WHAT ​@@fingees_YT

missed opportunity to add being mogged to minecraft

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

you are so right and i am so ashamed of myself

@Phantom914

6 күн бұрын

Also the Sogged which using a bowl on it gives you soggy cereal

@planetnovember6552

6 күн бұрын

Soggy cereal 🤮

@elliswebster7041

5 күн бұрын

What is mogged?

@dingusssssss

5 күн бұрын

or dogged that's literally just a dog

“If you liked child labor….(in Minecraft) or the copper dimension, or having hurricane inside tiny little breezes” Implies that we have a copper dimension and hurricane inside tiny little breezes outside of Minecraft since it isn’t specified as being in Minecraft

The infestation effect making silverfish grotesquely crawl on you is unironically a cool idea and I would use that resource pack/mod.

Now make the TEMU factory for these children.

@alecity4877

6 күн бұрын

that's where the children are working at.

@ReconSeven

6 күн бұрын

add Apple factory instead it's more well known lol

@tb4546

6 күн бұрын

Minecraft fast-fashion haul (clothing rips easily or removes from your armor stat)

@Cubeytheawesome

6 күн бұрын

Nah make a SHEIN factory that also dispenses annoying ads. Seriously, I can deal with ads, but SHEIN is insufferable.

@Nezha_Main

6 күн бұрын

America gets everything from china in every store and everything in china is child labour so ..........

3:38 Poor sheep already knows whats about to happen 💀

@karolytakacs7210

6 күн бұрын

FRFR🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@viruspedro1295

6 күн бұрын

OH NAH

@a2izzard

6 күн бұрын

@DogeZzzz is that Celestia Ludenberg!!1!?

@TheCoolCapybara

6 күн бұрын

NAHHH IT'S BIGGER THAN IT'S WHOLE BODY

@WaffleAtWar

6 күн бұрын

Ima have to get you DOWN ON SOME GANSTA SHIIII

8:40 fingees had to clarify

Funny thought: Chinese children don't believe in Santa, cause their the ones making the fucking toys

@Qusuduxjwnx

6 күн бұрын

I’ve seen this comment a million times shut up

@NitwitAteliers

6 күн бұрын

@@Qusuduxjwnx fair nuff, I shall.

@Lethal_Refrigerator

5 күн бұрын

There are fucking toy factories?

That Taylor Swift joke is wild.

@kazesh9148

6 күн бұрын

Carbon footprint reference 💀

@oberonpanopticon

6 күн бұрын

Gotta get her to watch the Lorax smh

@fanOfMinecraft-UAs_channel

6 күн бұрын

No, it's tamed

@Saplingbat

5 күн бұрын

It was pretty tame, if it was accurate it would show off how she actually has two private jets and she'll fly them sometimes at the same time just so she won't have to wait.

@hexagon2185

4 күн бұрын

tfym it's one of the most common jokes made about her, how is it 'wild'

Minecraft has proven that abolishing child labor was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines.

@davidarvingumazon5024

6 күн бұрын

Time to write PDF files about where miners are.

@yamihikarilightdark9

3 күн бұрын

Why do you think God gave children tiny hands and small bodies? To reach areas of the mines too small for adults!!!!!

@eskaban_edits

3 күн бұрын

true, when i was a 10 yo kid i always was so bummed out knowing my dream of working 16 hours a day of heavy manual labor in the mines would never happen at that age by stupid unethical laws

@Salutethesun2

3 күн бұрын

ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE

@ALPrv

2 күн бұрын

yes. mines or mines.

6:53 and then i had a very good idea...

@defaultio3354

4 күн бұрын

I used f5

@Baconking42069

4 күн бұрын

You see using

@SimpleGamer3333

Күн бұрын

Using f5 gives

@maidifferent

Күн бұрын

Gives me a whole new perspective and

@bingus5573

Күн бұрын

@@maidifferent I was able to see a chest

6:15 *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CRUNCH* YEEEEEEEEEEOUCH!

Dude ain't going to heaven after posting this

@MsScarletwings

6 күн бұрын

Pretty sure that line was crossed somewhere between the cannibalism mod and the Cockroach romantic baths feature

@thaias9654

6 күн бұрын

Wait were you always verified?

@MX51997

6 күн бұрын

havent seen you in so long ngl

@pixelcat29

6 күн бұрын

Gotta abandon this video to

@dotdot5906

6 күн бұрын

Things got so bad JustinY had to pull up

"but first, i have to explain why i added child labour to minecraft" you really don't - we've come to expect it from you.

4:38 this is going to creep people out

I still don’t get why Microsoft hasn’t employed you to be the supreme executive leader of minecraft and child labor.

3:44 bro turned the breeze into the wither storm😭

@Raethesillytherian

6 күн бұрын

FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED-

Fingees ain't even pregnant but he never fails to deliver

@CrownVirtual

6 күн бұрын

who says he isn’t pregnant?

@LabDudo

6 күн бұрын

@@CrownVirtual 👀

@pigeon1923

6 күн бұрын

He about to be.

@RANDOM_GAM3R

6 күн бұрын

​@pigeon1923 wouldn't that make you like fingers... what made you down bad for fingers

@squidward120

6 күн бұрын

That sheep is tho

"The crafter is too complicated for Minecraft, so I replaced it with a much more complicated child labor system."

That copper brick is actually very good idea for building blocks.

Please add penile fracture to Minecraft!

@pacomatic9833

6 күн бұрын

Make sure you can use bricks and wood. After all, what's wrong with waking up and sitting on your morning wood?

3:36 please spare the sheep 😭

@Top_Teayer

6 күн бұрын

That sheep will get it's guts rearranged 💀

@TheYahmez

6 күн бұрын

@@Top_Teayer Do not the sheep

@dulguunjargal1199

6 күн бұрын

🐑😏🥴

@Cheesebegurs

12 сағат бұрын

This is not funny anymore (i hate these unfunny comments)

3:02 *t a y l o r s w i f t*

I love how this guy turns everything into a pun.

5:43 is genuinely very creative. i like it.

0:54 Taking kids that are napping is KIDNAPPING!!!

@Zachary_makes_vid

5 күн бұрын

Kid-napping

I absolutely adore how all of your videos feel like playing word association: like every time you add something, you scramble to add the next thing that comes to your mind. I refuse to believe these videos aren't the product of one silly idea and a whole bunch of tangentially related concepts.

3:27 bro made the wither storm

@Fluffieluke

6 күн бұрын

I swear I was thinking the exact same thing lmfao

LETS GOOO! CHILD LABOR WAS NEEDED FOR A LONG TIME

4:10 "chased by omniscient being" lmfaoo

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

help

@speedattack

5 күн бұрын

​@@fingees_YTI'm gonna combust😩😩😩😩😩

Child labor is obviously the best feature, but the bogged variants are unironically pretty good, and the idea of letting a lightning strike be the only way to open a portal is pretty sick, and they may say they hate it, but Swifties will absolutely eat up the 1.22 mod

Still waiting for villager slavery expansion update, can't wait for it to be released 💖💝😍🥰

6:20 Clank clank clank😭

How is this guy saying all this without even a single chuckle

some of these designs are legitimately so cool

1:50 aww, thank you. Finally someone acknowledged how pretty I am

Him dropping the crafter into the lava gave me an idea for a troll mod Every time an item gets destroyed (in creative mode's destroy item button, item gets thrown in lava, thrown into cactus, into the void, etc.), everything pertaining to that item will get wiped from the game files completely

If Fingees was good, we'd have this video tomorrow

Nice video. Add fentanyl next please!

This is instantly the funniest Minecraft video I have seen in years, the only thing coming close to this would be Element Animation's an Eggs guid to Minecraft series. This is the first video I have seen from you and I have already subscribed, your senses of humour is right down my ally.

Mojang really doing themselves a disfavour by not hiring Fingees

Thanks for always adding subs to the cursed shit you make. Genuinely appreciate it 💕

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

i have the audio processing of a 6 year old so i always need sub titles

Man I love your content the jokes are amazing and how you tie in all the creations is amazing.

Crafter:❌ Useing children has sla-:✅

4:21 inflation kink confirmed....💀

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

can't even deny it inflation makes it into like half my videos

@synthesun

6 күн бұрын

​@@fingees_YT You're pryocynical's favorite Minecraft KZreadr

@NoppyOwO

6 күн бұрын

i literally subscribed for that (jk, i only cook human meat irl lul)

@pacomatic9833

6 күн бұрын

@@NoppyOwO Me too!

6:58 Omziscool dimension

@SandJuice213

6 күн бұрын

flashbacks

Thank you for these mods 🙏🏻

No greater punishment than being a villager in a Fingees video

Okay eight sided square

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

no he ruins the new minecraft version i was very careful to make it better instead

@kibble_wibble

6 күн бұрын

@@fingees_YT not even denying the allegations… rookie mistake, smhing my head

@sophannahor4739

6 күн бұрын

​@@kibble_wibblewhat? So he ruins minecraft new versions like eight sided square?

@pacomatic9833

6 күн бұрын

@@kibble_wibble "Shaking my heading my head" Bro doesn't understand slang, smh

@kibble_wibble

6 күн бұрын

@@pacomatic9833 I don’t think this guy knows what funny is

3:16 fingees is soldier main confirmed

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

unfortunately i was a 0 skill pyro

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

i liked how his face was hidden

@soldier_gaming_tf2

6 күн бұрын

@@fingees_YT fingees is W+M1 pyro confirmed

@neekneek5465

5 күн бұрын

@@fingees_YT kinda makes sense assuming what content you are creating hehe i guess pyro would love to play vehicular mans laughter version of minecraft lol

minecraft needs to hire this guy

4:03 its obvious a green screen, smart move

I like how fingers said “the crafter is too complicated” and then he adds a “complicated” labor system 😂

If you add child labor, you also have to add Drake lurking around the corners

@supermario2044

6 күн бұрын

Add a rare chance for illagers to spawn as drake, which makes them want to be with villagers children instead of killing them

@electriccurrant944

5 күн бұрын

How about a abuse update

The full fingees mod pack must be crazy

Mojang should hire this guy

Ahhh yes, finally I can relate to the film UP! now that I'm a balloon Also is that Omziscool dimension? 😳

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

yeah that was a movie about balloons

copper zoors? 5:25

@Gemma1006

5 күн бұрын

copper zoors?

we got child labor in minecraft before GTA 6 💀

Can't wait to use Child Labor in my Villager Farms!

NO! THREE REMEMBER THE BOGGED!? 0:04

The sad part is there are still going to be people who are stupid enough to think this update really was 6 blocks and 2 mobs, which is always depressing because their not even aware of what any update adds. But other then that- which was a comedic joke I found funny anyways- comedic video as always.

@fingees_YT

6 күн бұрын

i think mojang did a ton of behind the scenes optimizations for this update which is obviously infinitely harder than just creating new features but when i was coming up with ideas for this video i genuinely struggled to find 8 minutes worth of new features to make fun of

@plumfadoodle4908

6 күн бұрын

​@@fingees_YT There was the entire Trial Chamber- where the whole update is- with it's many rooms and unique traits. The whole ominous system revamp. As well as Vaults, Trial Spawners and their ominous variants. There's also the Mace but you had already made a video on that, same as Armadillo's features. It's been stated all of these were very complex to work on. The behind the scenes technical features would apply to everything in the update. Such a thing was even talked about a few times in the recent dev diaries. The main purpose of the update was combat adventures and setting up future ones, so it makes sense there's less in the way of certain types of things to parody like some other updates may have. Or the exact block count, which while still high in the amount of new ones was less of the focus compared to combat experiences. But you are right about the massive technical changes, the changelogs of everything they did in this dev cycle including such changes would go on for several hundred pages and that's discounting bugfixes and the many iterations before the snapshots, many things we didn't see. This was a pretty massive update.

_eats steak_ "tastes like child labor"

bro roasted minecraft in 69 ways💀💀

"Pick up your workers and hide them in a chest" Is that a the binding of isaac refference

Thank you Fingies, but when are they adding nail clippers?

Still crazy of how much time and effort you do in a single video! Like how you even make this model's, animations, textures and ideas that fast is crazy especially only for a video..

Dude, before even starting the video I got an ad for working witg children I cannot!

But then I had a very good idea I used F5, you see using F5 gave me a whole new perspective and allowed me to see a hopper dimension that I wasn't able to see before.

I was just watching the 2 video, cant believe i caught an upload in the first minute

Bro the thumbnail is wild 😭😭😭

this is genuinly one of the funniest minecraft videos i have ever seen.

THE way he pause on ' if you like child labour ..... in minecraft ? killed me 8:40

@blitzgerald

6 күн бұрын

I went to find this comment

Let's add Temu and Shein then this will be top tier

Unironically love the copper dimension, and the lightning rod to light it is 10/10.

Bro added omegaverse into minecraft at the end

You should add seasons (like summer , winter etc.)also the child labor thing should be added to the game I love your content

@Omniscient_AI

6 күн бұрын

Summer = everything is on fire Fall = everything is constantly falling Winter = everything is froven over Spring = it's just constantly raining springs

@GR33NPUG

6 күн бұрын

​@@Omniscient_AIno springs

@Omniscient_AI

6 күн бұрын

@@GR33NPUG fixed it

Shein factory in minecraft before gta 6 is crazy

@DiggyPT

5 күн бұрын

Unfunny comments before gta 6 is crazy

jus wanted to say, been here since pregnancy, the growth has been insane. ty for these hilarious (and sometimes morally concerning) videos!

Sometimes I gaslight myself into thinking you're about to break character and laugh.

Dream added being gay to minecraft a long time ago

2:53 ACTUALLY I ACTUALLY DID POG WHEN I SAW THE UPLOAD ON MY NOTIS

I'm not gonna lie, the jogged and fogged are actually good mobs

The way you're integrating other mod's features to make it a more cohesive experience is really something Mojang should learn from. Too many of their update features feel disconnected from the rest of the game. Also, can't wait for the s̶̗̭͗̃e̵̡͍̔̃z̸͓̭͊̃ ̵̥͒̚update!

Shein wants to buy Minecraft w/ this update

8:58 Florida mentioned

I was just thinking the other day how much better Minecraft would be if we could be playing as 21 Savage.

Honestly I like the effects you added