I find it so funny that Ultron spent 5 minutes on the Internet and thought humanity needs to go

@atidzhetopova5259

Жыл бұрын

I don't blame him

@swa5026

Жыл бұрын

He took a long time to come to that conclusion

@alanelmore9021

Жыл бұрын

Twitter

@thendoronnyramashia749

Жыл бұрын

Goes to show how messy humans are if 5 minutes was what he needed.

@tgc4210

Жыл бұрын

What browsing 4chan does to an mf

“For mutilation of the man’s guts the court sentences you with 20 years ” “I’m sorry” “Reduce it to 10”

@marethyu_77gamer93

Жыл бұрын

To be fair it is clear that it wasnt planned and happen in a fit of anger

@godversesans5152

Жыл бұрын

@@marethyu_77gamer93 and in law if it's out of emotional it's often a lower sentence

@marethyu_77gamer93

Жыл бұрын

@@godversesans5152 I mean maybe, I mainly said that in the sense that it's second degree as not premeditated

@ICEDNOTBLENDED

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp: 11:17

@alceratops6853

Жыл бұрын

These mutilation laws seem stupid. 20 years ain't gonna grow that arm back, and one might bleed to death after getting a limb cut off

I always loved ultron’s reactions to things like after he cuts off klaue’s arm “ooh i’m sorry” or after the twins run away “wait, guys!” It’s just so casual

@genericname2747

Жыл бұрын

He was raised by the internet

@The-Deadite

Жыл бұрын

Hes emotionally inmature, it fits. Theres a moment where Vision cuts his internet access or some shit and he goes "do you think i care!?"

@citrineshark9240

Жыл бұрын

Ultron is absolutely hilarious

@koolkat1573

Жыл бұрын

I mean he technically is about a week old

@halokojm

5 ай бұрын

"i accidentawy cut owt yowr awm, sowwy >w

Props to Ultron for apologizing and paying his bills

@SorenDaein

Жыл бұрын

Though he had to commit bank fraud to do it. That's actually a lot worse than The Joker robbing banks to pay his taxes since not even he will take on the IRS.

@zeno6554

5 ай бұрын

yeah

HE GAVE TONY A TIME OUT🤣

@brysontheelite5496

Жыл бұрын

I swear alot lol how can the word ‘’shit’’ be a 5 minute timeout

@apineapple3177

Жыл бұрын

@@brysontheelite5496 language I’m gonna give you five minute time out

@sanslucy2163

Жыл бұрын

XD XD XD

@jacklikescats

Жыл бұрын

@@brysontheelite5496 I don’t swear THST much what is the scentence for god damn? 😂

@zaconmacon565

Жыл бұрын

@@jacklikescats another curse word. 5 more minutes added

Imagine threatening Thanos and he goes to the police and has you arrested for intimidation

@TheDuckyDino

Жыл бұрын

I mean they were able to arrest him after his thanoscopter scheme so they should be able to deal with ronin too

@Zedtheone_

Жыл бұрын

Well this is the funniest and best comment i've ever seen on this channel, in my opinion.

@ghostyoda6171

Жыл бұрын

Yep so true

@doctornobody0

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@declan6525

Жыл бұрын

Straight fax

In the first scene, The Winter Soldier should also have jaywalking as a crime, since he was standing away from the zebra crossing.

@efrainm4649

Ай бұрын

He also killed Tony Stark's parents, John F Kennedy and a nuclear engineer.

I read Ronan’s page on the mcu wiki and found a few more criminal charges in addition to what you shown here: 1: War Crimes in Captain Marvel when he orders ballistic missiles to be dropped on earth; a group of them could wipe out all life so I think it’d be war crimes. 2: 2 extra mass murder charges, 1 on the Kylosian population (Drax’s species) and another on the guards and prisoners in the Kyln 3: another attempted murder of Drax when he chokes him on the dark aster. This would result in his sentence being increased to 5 death sentences and 100,004 life sentences (6 deaths and 4 life if you convert the 100k ppl he killed at xandar to a death sentence)

the best part about how many life sentences ultron got is how he technically could have served all of them

@noahwalsh470

Жыл бұрын

But not the 3 death penalties.

@azazel8700

Жыл бұрын

@@noahwalsh470 he could, kill one body and transfer his mind to a new one

@VOTE_REFORM_UK

Жыл бұрын

@@noahwalsh470 It depends on what is defined as “death.” I’m no lawyer so I can’t say for sure. But theoretically if you “kill” one Ultron body then Ultron will just exist in another body. And Ultron has at least like a few thousand bodies. But if it’s “killing” Ultron’s consciousness, which is the more likely definition, then yeah I suppose there’s no way for him to survive that..

@noahwalsh470

Жыл бұрын

@@VOTE_REFORM_UK Yes, death to his consciousness.

@daforkgaming3320

Жыл бұрын

IMO eternal imprisonment is a fate worse than death

Ultron: *cuts off someone arm* Lawyer: Your honor,he said he was sorry

@godversesans5152

Жыл бұрын

Which would be a lower sentence as he did not mean to do it

@apineapple3177

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I did that exact same thing and I got zero punishment because I said sorry

@godversesans5152

Жыл бұрын

@@apineapple3177 for what crime?

@apineapple3177

Жыл бұрын

@@godversesans5152 cutting off a arm

@godversesans5152

Жыл бұрын

@@apineapple3177 don't know if your serious or just trolling

I never watched Avengers: Age of Ultron so when I heard the line "Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich and wait to find out which is which" it gave me a good chuckle

@mage3690

Жыл бұрын

That movie (and all the Iron Man movies) are full of some of the best one-liners and social commentary I've ever seen. Granted, I haven't seen many movies, but still. They really went all out on making Tony Stark a casually humorous character full of deep wisdom in those catchy one-liners, and Ultron was basically just Stark carried to the logical extreme in the way that only an AI can manage. Same personality, too, which got on each other's nerves and made for some cool interactions.

Man, you just gave me a whole new perspective on Tony Stark. Life will never be the same 😔

@Cybernaut551

Жыл бұрын

I agree.

I love how Winter Soldier (until being pardoned) had only charges for money, and just straight up life sentences

@rikiinexx2151

Жыл бұрын

wait what’s wrong with him after being pardoned 😭

@picklerickshaw

Жыл бұрын

@@rikiinexx2151 there isn't anything wrong, I just found it funny it was just money or never leaving jail, which is pretty far apart on the spectrum. And there was no straying from that pattern

@svea-rikehenningsen835

Жыл бұрын

Bucky never did things by halves

@GrandLynx-kp2zi

Жыл бұрын

All those poor cars

@genericname2747

Жыл бұрын

Dude killed so many people, but he still needs to pay for the cars he broke!

The "Tony Stank" part had me dying of laughter. 😂

@annnnnnnn394

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, my favorite marvel villain, tony stark.

@flextape467

Жыл бұрын

@@annnnnnnn394 completely irredeemable after the bad language. 5 minutes isn't enough, he needs 6 minutes to truly bring justice.

@annnnnnnn394

Жыл бұрын

@@flextape467 ah yes, the negotiator!

@mreathaoof588

Жыл бұрын

same

@apineapple3177

Жыл бұрын

@@flextape467 no that isn’t enough he need 10 minutes

Out of all the crimes in this video I think we can all agree that no-one wants to get charged with timeout. That stuff is no joke.

Now I really want to see villains like Ronan being brought to court. Normally they just get kind or lynched in an act of self-justice, but it would be really interesting if the law punished them as it should be in real life.

@joseluis5055

Жыл бұрын

Ronan is basically a universal war criminal, it would be like the Nuremberg Trials but on a galactic scale

I completely lost it right at the beginning with Tony Stank getting a charge of Bad Language for the giggles 😂 Nice to see this series growing more and more and can't wait to see the future charged for their crimes series!

@fishboat1494

Жыл бұрын

Tony Stank??????????

@pissapocalypse

Жыл бұрын

@@fishboat1494 stinky boy

@naturebrogaming7431

6 күн бұрын

@@fishboat1494 y’all don’t remember that scene from civil war??

Can't believe Tony Stark got charged more than Bucky did

@L0ad1ng45

Жыл бұрын

LOL that's true, I didn't even think about that. To be honest though probably still deserved ngl.

@federicamottadelli9333

Жыл бұрын

Well Tony wasn't brainwashed to swear🤷‍♀

@patrickhoover8501

Жыл бұрын

You mean tony stank?

@sunteeththegenderpunk6414

Жыл бұрын

good

@muffingames2378

Жыл бұрын

Bro five minutes in time out felt like five years

I loved Ultron's personality. "Oh, I'm sorry. I- oohhh, I'm- I'm sure that's gonna be ok."

Cars:exist Winter Soldier: and I took that personally.

3:37 I freaking love how he expressed simpathy for that van🤣

@godversesans5152

Жыл бұрын

Inmate objects have feelings too(joking)

@snowythealicorn5784

Жыл бұрын

@@godversesans5152 inmate objects? Like shivs? Or orange jumpsuits?

@godversesans5152

Жыл бұрын

@@snowythealicorn5784 inanimate objects my bad

@matthew8629

11 ай бұрын

3:50 "I wouldn't be surprised if he's killed more cars than people"

@supertrike5893

11 ай бұрын

@@matthew8629 Mosait, 11.11.2022.

Bro this guy came literally outta nowhere and instantly started releasing the best crime videos I’ve seen on KZread. You literally inspired me to write my own case files on movie villains and it is so much fun. Thank you for being you, mousait. Road to 100K Edit: thanks for over 1000 likes guys you are nice, have a great day!

@asadozy

Жыл бұрын

Bro you putting these comments on every video of his

@igee1605

Жыл бұрын

Wow I haven't seen a comment like this before on this channel

@twtpei9941

Жыл бұрын

Wow, guys. This is totally a comment we have never heard of! Totally an original comment!

@sussybroke4533

Жыл бұрын

Why are you guys being so rude to the OP? He was just being nice to the creator.

@terryp7823

Жыл бұрын

@@sussybroke4533 There are other ways to show your respect to a creator without being generic and unoriginal. We are not being rude either, we are just calling them out for being generic.

I used a calculator and, while it's pretty hard to see, Ultron's EXACT amount owed at 12:17 is $2,420,509,229 added to the $425,880,500 making it $2,846,389,729.

Honestly the thought of Tony sitting in the corner with a timeout hat on is something I cannot stop thinking about and is hilarious

If this guy makes a video on Llamas with hats, Carl’s sentence would probably be around 100M years.

@xrayghost133

Жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry, Carl, but this the *best thing* for you."

@oscarconnelly8918

Жыл бұрын

"There's no prison I can't nibble my way out of"

@anattemptwasmade

Жыл бұрын

Mutilation. Cannibalism. Countless murder charges. Indentity Theft. Probably illegal possession of swans. The meat dragon has to be illegal (made of orphan meat, no less). Probably trillions of dollars in property damage. The destruction of national landmarks. The Rift in space time, through which he collected white baby hands. And much much more. Along it waived becuz he's a silly boi and you just gotta love him

@kekoachristian997

Жыл бұрын

What?

@demfatgapsin8189

Жыл бұрын

He would most definitely get the death penalty,but then again he might get off lucky due to his insanity

The funny thing is that Ultron is going to be one of the few villians that could ever pay off more than a life sentence.

@sauron6064

Жыл бұрын

He can do this all eternity.

@Iron8127

Жыл бұрын

But he can't pay off a death sentence

@Plebasaurus5179

Жыл бұрын

@@Iron8127 technically any of his droids can die and then he would go to a different body

@BusterBrown1217

Жыл бұрын

@Takeabow son He can "die" though, making it possible for him to actually pay off all of his sentence.

@villafake5415

Жыл бұрын

Loki too

I love how you sentence Tony Stark in five minutes of time out for saying a swear word.

Boy, I'd hate to be a federal judge in the Marvel universe after looking over the crimes these supervillains committed.

@matthew8629

11 ай бұрын

Especially Thanos

Quick correction. If I remember correctly, Helen Cho didn’t die from Ultron’s blast, as she is later seen alive in the Avengers compound. So that alters the count in that instance from 4 murders to 3 murders and one attempted murder.

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

It's still a life sentence though

@gloomandtomb366

Жыл бұрын

Huge difference

Just imagine the HYDRA scientists trying to wipe Buckys memories again, and wondering "wait, why isn't it working?" and Bucky triumphantly claiming "I protected my brain with SurfShark VPN!!"

@TARDISTIMEROTOR

Жыл бұрын

Feldwebel Barnes. Sie werden dann sterben.

@rheamaurice167

6 ай бұрын

LMAO

@senrab.reidlos.retniw

6 ай бұрын

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I SOUND LIKE A TOMODACHI LIFE CHARACYER HJELP ME WHY IS MY HUMOR LIEK THIS HJELLP IM CRYING NOW AHHH

0:00 Case 1 Tony Stank 0:27 Case 2 The Winter Soldier 4:15-5:27 Sponsor 5:39 Case 3 Ronan 9:32 Case 4 Ultron

@PCMan8922

8 ай бұрын

11:09 Ultron Said "Sorry", Because Cutting Off His Arm Wasn't His Intention. He Just Got Super Angry.

I've always held that Tony Stank is the darkest Marvel Villain, but seeing the actual list of his crime and sentence make him so much worse. The fact he did all these things because Mr America told him he didn't want his help.

@d1kgaws12

Жыл бұрын

lol I remember seeing a very similar comment elsewhere

I will say I wasn't expecting the "Tony Stank" part lol. That made me laugh! thanks! Also I like how you included a pardon for Bucky because he was canonically pardoned for his crimes (referenced in The Falcon and The Winter Soldier) because he was brainwashed by Hydra.

I know it's a joke but Tony definitely has more crimes then that under his belt.

@HumanB312

Жыл бұрын

Only property damage He only killed criminals committing a crime

@AmaneKoruba

Жыл бұрын

They would've been pardoned

@CakesAreNotTruths

Жыл бұрын

is it because he made Ultron and Ultron did what he did, meaning that Tony Stark could also get the same sentence as Ultron

@zcgamerandreacts2762

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Arms dealing And the Ultron drones were his fault thus resulting in the destruction of a entire city also alongside civilians.

@Iron8127

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention he didn't know his weapons had ended up in the hands of terrorists

11:08 ultron is such a troll

@Superemie401

Жыл бұрын

I bet on 5 cookies he wasn’t sorry.

For some reason, the Tony one made me laugh so much. I can't help but laugh every time you put the crime on screen, that lashing sound makes it so funny for some reason XD

The funny thing about ultron's sentencing in particular is that it's technically possible for him to serve out all of those sentences. Being an immortal AI with multiple instances, he could actually serve multiple life and death sentences concurrently.

@sheepriderkiller1181

Жыл бұрын

how th would he survive being completely removed from the internet and technology if the point of death sentence is vanishing from the world

@zweihanderpancakes1855

Жыл бұрын

@@sheepriderkiller1181 Actually, that's not the point of a death sentence, at least from a legal standpoint. There are instances of people who have survived executions by firing squad, etc. and been let go because their sentences have been served. Destroying one bot instance of Ultron would likely satisfy a death sentence, at least so far as the legal system is concerned. It's unlikely that Ultron would ever be tried by a legal system in the real world, (likely would be treated similarly to rogue nations or terrorist groups, with military response rather than civil enforcement), and would accordingly be wiped out entirely, as the issue of any conventional punishment being utterly ineffective does exist, so I can see where you're coming from.

@controlman7490

Жыл бұрын

@@sheepriderkiller1181 Removing Ultron from the internet wouldn't kill him it would just cut off his internet access, but he would survive. He has thousands of different bodies and could just access those. If those get destroyed Ultron could make a new body and send it to a technologically advanced planet and infect their technology. Unless you destroy his original form, all his extra bodies, and all the servers he's connected to, Ultron will live forever.

You made an error at 13:36. Helen Cho (the first one Ultron shot) survived the initial blast and should've been counted as attempted second degree murder

@xanderscookingschool1497

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't change anything. Still a life sentence.

@IdkANiceName999

Жыл бұрын

@@xanderscookingschool1497 but with possibility of parole

@Iron8127

Жыл бұрын

@@IdkANiceName999 kinda ruined chance of Parole due to the attempted genocide

@A1word308

Жыл бұрын

Bro murder is murder

@Simpai_v

Жыл бұрын

@@A1word308 yes but this was attempted murder, she didn't die after he shot her.

2:05 I enjoy how you fine him for the wheel damage, but not any of the other damage to the car, or putting peoples lives in danger since they can no longer steer

I love how you came out of nowhere, dropped great videos, got sponsored and just moved along

i love how iron man got only charged for bad words

@apineapple3177

Жыл бұрын

That is one of the worst things a human can do he was way too generous he deserve a 10 minute time out

@StarWithAPencil

Жыл бұрын

@@apineapple3177 Oh my god how could you be so nice to him for committing such a vile act! He needs a 15 minute time out!

@apineapple3177

Жыл бұрын

@@StarWithAPencil no he deserves a 20 minute

@samuelepersichini7703

Жыл бұрын

@@apineapple3177 Am I the only one thinking he actually deserves 30 minutes time out?

@apineapple3177

Жыл бұрын

@@samuelepersichini7703 yeah because obviously he deserves 40 minutes

I like Ultron. He took a few seconds to look around the internet and decided he needed to kill all of humanity. Edit 1:spelling error

@ihavenocommonsensebut2008

Жыл бұрын

He listened to Drakes new album

@StarWithAPencil

Жыл бұрын

He found twitter

@hewhobattles8869

Жыл бұрын

@@StarWithAPencil or Reddit

@David280GG

Жыл бұрын

@@hewhobattles8869 and dark web

@todays_date1

Жыл бұрын

I’m not surprised

The first one straight up had me laughing for 5 minutes. How convenient

I know this came out months ago, but I still need to point this out. At 2:34 the silver car the Winter Soldier shot was a Pontiac Solstice. According to Carfax, they cost an average of $13,558. The is the best price to go off of because when the Winter Soldier came out, Pontiac no longer existed. You know what the best part is? When MOUSAIT said he was not a car expert, if you pause the video you can clearly see that the silver car says Solstice on the rear just before it gets blown up. As for the car blown up at 2:25, it’s too far away for me to identify and even when we get a close up it is only the top half. I have no clue what car that one is.

11:33 He did say sorry though😂

@HANKSANDY69420

Жыл бұрын

*lmfao* sorry makes it alllllll better....

@dextersauve5491

Жыл бұрын

As a canadian I can confirm that the apology grants him freedom from all charges and a free jug of maple syrup

@HANKSANDY69420

Жыл бұрын

@@dextersauve5491 *Mmm, you should join us. 'Murica*

@dextersauve5491

Жыл бұрын

@@HANKSANDY69420 like I'd join you the gun violence makes me wonder if GTA is a game or a documentory

@HANKSANDY69420

Жыл бұрын

@@dextersauve5491 breh. *except liberals.* I forgot to mention that, we have too many here already. Cut the cap, stop believing everything you hear online. Cain killed Abel, and should be blamed, not the rock he used (that's a bible-based metaphor if you couldn't tell lmao) Besides, outlawing guns would only make law-abiding citizens vulnerable to the lawless gun-and-knife wielders. What beats a crook with a gun? A good guy-with a gun. Don't bring fists to a gun fight.

“I’ll go with 10 years because he said he was sorry” 💀

The happy go lucky music over Bucky getting brainwashed was amazing

5:33 A bunch of crimes. Sentence: Nothing

Tony really got a time out 🤣💀😂

@apineapple3177

Жыл бұрын

Yeah for what he did he deserves it

9:05 you should make a video where you defend villains

Megamind: i used to have 85 life sentences Ronan: You underestimate my power.

One slight issue with Ultron’s is that Helen Cho did live after Ultron attacked her. I say that’s an attempted murder charge.

0:07 "Bad language, 5 minute time out" 💀 I love these content, man

@HANKSANDY69420

Жыл бұрын

*L A N G U A G E !*

@yl021707able

Жыл бұрын

So funny that he gave tony stark a time out😂

You skipped like half of the movie with the winter soldier. There was even more property damage, he upgraded to blowing up quinjets

@looke7940

Жыл бұрын

Probably still falls under brainwashing pardon

@renatasciacchitano318

Жыл бұрын

@@looke7940 I know, but I wanted to see how much money was it total

@davidvasquez08

Жыл бұрын

@@renatasciacchitano318 give or take around $2B

@phanindravaibhav3319

Жыл бұрын

Probably because everything he did after that point would just be nullified since it was discovered he was brainwashed.

@MrMoron-qn5rx

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. The main problem is that he didnt have to as he was brainwashed. Therefore he cannot be held accountable for all the damage. After he got un-brainwashed all the famage he does from that point on is his and can be accounted for

Actually ,as a creator of Ultron, Start have to be charged all his crimes. Stark is much more darker then it seems from a brief look.

0:20 Okay, that’s funny 😆😆😆

“he stabbed a helpless van” bro I love you and your content

That sounds exactly like a Saul Goodman case with Ronin. 100,003 life sentences and >$73 million of charges, but no time nor charges for assaulting a racoon-like creature.

@Crazy-Cat-Lady-of-CA

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like any shyster lawyer speaking. One of my parental units was a legal secretary for a probate/wills lawyer. Holy cannoli. He was a good lawyer but some of the shit the others lawyers would try to get away with especially if there were multiple heirs and no will.

I like how Tony’s entire sentence is a 5 minute timeout lol

as soon as I saw winter soldier I knew that most of the villains in this series are gonna have death sentences

Love that he puts in the extra work to count the sentence and fines they would get.

The Winter Soldier is like if the Destruction Derby was a person.

@reginasaveholmolsson8057

Жыл бұрын

He does deserve is *walking tank* moniker pretty well :p

ultron had about ten years off his sentence for saying sorry to someone after cutting their arm off 😂

“Man, Bucky really hates cars” Shang chi: 😬

Fortunately, Bucky did get pardoned in TFATWS, Ronan got executed by Star Lord, and Ultron got executed by his son.

@anzeigefehler6495

3 ай бұрын

and tony sacrificed himself so he doesnt have to take the 5min time out

@alceratops6853

3 ай бұрын

@@anzeigefehler6495 Oh yeahhh 😂

0:13 this crime got me 😂😂😂

3:40 OH BLIMEY, IT’S THE ROZZERS!

13:31 since Ultron said "Scream and your entire staff dies", and the average hospital staff is 983 (982.6 but I rounded), he should have +983 life sentences.

This is hilarious for me to watch. And the best part is that it isn’t just the crimes everyone knows about. I take law so it’s nice to see some videos on the crimes of villains that show more of their crimes. AND you see the sentence/compensations they have to serve, so it’s just nice.

With this channel kinda popping out of nowhere I kinda thought it would just make a few hits and disappear, but you’ve actually got a good sense of humor and I could see you doing well even after this lightning in a bottle series ends. Keep it up man

13:35, Helen Cho actually survived her attack from Ultron, so it should be 3 counts of second degree murder and 1 count of attempted second degree murder. Otherwise great video! 👍

Altitudes above 12 miles are generally considered "high seas," (at least in sea-level parts of the U.S.), so any deaths in space, and potentially on other planets, might be subject to the Death On the High Seas Act (DOHSA), in case that would affect the crime or sentence. Also worth noting that DOHSA has a statute of limitations of 3 years, so any crimes committed more than 3 light-years away from Earth would be physically impossible to file charges for before the statute runs out.

Dang, he didn’t just give Tony Stark a timeout, he also renamed him to Tony Stank

@Hawks1908

Жыл бұрын

Could have been a spelling mistake

@reginasaveholmolsson8057

Жыл бұрын

@@Hawks1908 It's from the Stan Lee cameo in the ending of CA:CW where Cap sends a package to Tony and the deliveryman (Stan Lee) *missreads* the crappy handwriting as Tony Stank (ie mistaking a poorly written r for an n).

Tony getting a timeout was deserved.

Bucky: *Screaming in pain* Mousait: plays aggressively happy music

13:30 3 of those murders were involuntary manslaughter

Always happy when MOUSAIT posts another “charged for their crimes” video

that's a lenient sentence for Tony Stank

@warlordofbritannia

Жыл бұрын

Indeed. He’s a war profiteer, and worse he used a bad word. A hefty fine for the first and death for the latter.

Gotta say this is definitely your best video yet. Things like the bcs clip and the iron man joke are great! While i do like this direction, always remember to keep things in moderation 👍

09:10 That was best Moment 😂

Imagine how big frieza's sentence would be lmao

@thunderdragon6318

Жыл бұрын

well to name a few we have planet vegeta's destruction, numerous murders, attempted genocide (as time was reversed)...

@FoxPrinceHope

Жыл бұрын

@@thunderdragon6318 Racism, Attempted Murder, Genocide, Enslavement, Animal abuse, abuse, Copyright, ect.

@apineapple3177

Жыл бұрын

@@FoxPrinceHope public nudity

@MagicGonads

Жыл бұрын

@@FoxPrinceHope copyright? "that's vegeta's technique" ?

@alondjeckto

Жыл бұрын

@@MagicGonads Krillins Kienzan

Ah yes, ultron said sorry so that knocks 10 years off his sentence

You miss a lot of add on charges in these videos. A person can be charged with more than one crime for the same action. Like when the winter soldier blew up Fury’s car, could have added discharge of a firearm in city limits, unlawful possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of an explosive device, unlawful discharge of an explosive, reckless endangerment to the other vehicles/drivers, domestic terrorism, destruction of government property (the road), concealing identity while carrying a firearm, and even pettier crimes like jaywalking and disturbing the peace. Also, I’m not sure if Nick Fury counts as a government official or not which would add more up-charges to attempted murder and make it an assassination attempt.

“The winter soldier didn’t do all of the damage, he just blew it up” 😂😂😂

mousait: you cut off the dude's arm, that's 20 years in prison ultron: but i said sorry mousait: in that case i'll cut you a deal

0:31 you should add jaywalking here

10:44 absolutely cracks me up for no reasons

@theCantinafan

Жыл бұрын

It cracks me up how horrible that cgi in that scene is

@Superemie401

9 ай бұрын

Ultron: I just gonna take that, have a nice day!

@xarafnfss

9 ай бұрын

Same here

2:34 | Zooming in, I could see that was a Pontiac Solstice, which was introduced around the time this movie was made. I'm no car expert either and I couldn't find good results, but the general price I could find was from 5k to 20k+ (most results I COULD find were used models, and they weren't the exact model shown here-dont any of you car experts chew me out if the pricing I listed sounds absolutely off especially with the general price the guy in the video gave) So yeah not very helpful but if there are any car experts who's vision wasn't good enough to make out the model of the car in thid image, this is what it is, you give me an expert price please.

4:10, the legalese phrase for that is non-insane automatism

I've learned from this that the Winter Soldier really hates cars

for a moment, I was confused why Tony was on there. Now, I understand how severe and unforgivable his crime was

ultron having more life sentences than years in custody is a perfect example for why i find legal matters so otherworldly

At 9:18 could it not also be argued that they were only present on the ship as part of an operation to attempt to stop Ronan's attempt to destroy the planet and all the people on it? Thus making him culpable for the harm that takes place in the fallout since he not only was attempting said action but also had declared his intention to do so?

You know you found the best lawyer when they give a time out

Blowing up Fury's car could also include a Reckless Endangerment charge.

Objection! Ronan was not allowed to be on the planet at 9:19, so therefore Rocket's actions are self defense and Ronan's are assault and battery, since Ronan's weapon is capable of destroying the planet and Ronan declared his intention to use said weapon on the planet, Rocket was therefore defending those around him.

Honestly, I’d love to see one for Wanda, even though she’s not ENTIRELY a villain besides 1.5 movies

@eddyblackmore2834

Жыл бұрын

Oh Wanda is TOTALLY a villain. Her next outing needs to be a House of M/dark phoenix kind of tale, have her snap again, this time going full psycho, and then let the remaining heroes have a mini civil war over whether they kill her or not.

@Jthomas-gg9pi

11 ай бұрын

Honestly she was totally a villain in age of ultron. She joined a neo-nazi group and then mind controlled the hulk to go on a rampage in a city. That almost certainly killed some people, or at badly injured them.

@Astrxd7

11 ай бұрын

@@Jthomas-gg9pi that’s why I said 1.5 movies-

@DarknessOfRedbone

9 ай бұрын

@@Jthomas-gg9piNot to mention she killed like 14 people in Lagos with Crossbones and the incendiary grenade

I would like to point out that in many jurisdictions any damage done to person or property during the commission of a felony is often laid to the charge of the perpetrator even if they didn't directly cause it. For a real life example, if an arsonist sets firer to a building and I run into the building to save someone but get hurt in the process, the arsonist gets charged for what happened to me. So, when it comes to Ronan (for our Marvel example) he wouldn't not be charged for slapping Rocket aside or Groot's death. He can't claim "self-defense" or lack of involvement because neither of those things should have reasonably happened if he were not directly in the process of committing numerous felonies

I love that the glass shattered in the process of taking the steering wheel was completely ignored

3:50 that was US Department of Homeland Security’s Federal Protective Service, I’m not a law professional but I believe that means he’d be charged federally & his charges would be much harsher