If Linux Took Over the World
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If Linux took over the world, things would be a lot cheaper.
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Damn, this is so accurate. Either Sam has seen too many Linux memes or become one of us
@LeGamer_YT
Жыл бұрын
just the sudo part is not correct but i love the hummor cuz ist not sudo apt clean ist sudo clean and for the art iyou can make ur linux biutifall sorry but i juqt needed to say that
@mrkitty777
Жыл бұрын
Linux mint lol, arch linux joke unless you know linux all the subtitle jokes are obvious, like the windows having archs, and the Ubuntu airplane having a terminal. 😅😅😅😅😅
@luiscarlosvieira3966
Жыл бұрын
He is one of us... for sure...
@WohaoG
Жыл бұрын
@@LeGamer_YT fat fingers?
@solarshows1088
Жыл бұрын
I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was in yet.
If Windows 11 took over the world you would have to watch ten ads before you can go to the toilet.
@solarshows1088
Жыл бұрын
I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was n yet.
@grizzlycharizard0017
28 күн бұрын
Shit you probably have to have a product key just to get into the house.
Sam you're so underrated, I wish I found you 5 years ago
@brazenbunnies
Жыл бұрын
You know, all his old videos are still up. May I recommend “Goats Outside”.
@edgarburlyman738
Жыл бұрын
I've been watching him since he taught me how to play piano without knowing how
@Rrbgameratpx4869
Жыл бұрын
I found him a long time ago lol
@adamgreenhill110
Жыл бұрын
As a 5 year subscriber, I'm just sad he never exploded in popularity
@oopsiexist
Жыл бұрын
I wish I found him in 2012 when this channel just made
lol the sudo part is so reletable for everyone
@naga_serpentis
Жыл бұрын
Oh I can’t sign up for a job? Sudo sign up for a job Oh… I’m not in the sudoers file.
@thekillersclan420
Жыл бұрын
Hahha
@QuinceTart10
Жыл бұрын
@@naga_serpentis ...thanks god, that I know the root password!
@naga_serpentis
Жыл бұрын
@The Eye of Cthulhu What if I wasn’t the one who installed it?
@UnknownEntity-69
Жыл бұрын
@@naga_serpentis is not in the sudoers file. *This incident will be reported*
After using Linux for 30 mins - I am sort of a programmer myself.
@jacksoncosta4031
Жыл бұрын
hahahhahahahahaha
@gblargg
5 ай бұрын
...writing the startup script to fix everything up after boot.
@luhgarlicbread
24 күн бұрын
I be feeling like that haha
The Linux Mint joke kinda caught me off guard.
@Originalimoc
Жыл бұрын
Wait which one
@Abaw
Жыл бұрын
@@Originalimoc 0:19
I lol'ed at the "inadequate drivers" part, so true as well 😂
@wisteela
Жыл бұрын
Weird that, given Linux even has drivers for stuff that no longer has support for more modern versions of Windows
@keit99
Жыл бұрын
@@wisteela some linux drivers aren't great. (Looking at you nvidia). But driver Installation is far more complicated on the Windows side. (Especially if you want to have all the latest versions of them.
@wisteela
Жыл бұрын
@@keit99 The only issue I've had with Nvidia drivers is a blank start up screen
@keit99
Жыл бұрын
@@wisteela Yes it's better than I made it sound, but it's still badly integrated. (Especially optimus was a pain in the arse until a few years ago)
@wisteela
Жыл бұрын
@@keit99 I've only had experience with an old card
The car part is funny because cars really use Linux irl.
I love linux. I laughed so hard I scared my dog when you said "you'll never be able to leave the terminal" 😂
0:15 missed opportunity to point out how absolutely lethal sigkill is on linux. On windows, you tell a program to kill itself, on linux, it's already dead before you finish the first word.
1:38 - "entering the terminal" I miss seeing the Linux terminal aka CLI (Command Line Interface), at least for a quickie 🥺 but it was so great to at least see a real terminal with real people! So fun! So great video!! 10/10 as always or almost always!
@markm0000
8 ай бұрын
Powershell has Linux compatibility now.
You missed gaming: showing a steamdeck and saying "uh, it actually works sometimes"
@robonator2945
Жыл бұрын
you know over 92% of the top 1000 steam games work through proton at silver or better under proton, right? And even of those that are bronze and below, several of them are just shitty bug bags to begin with, so they're just bad on both windows and linux. Of the ones that don't run under proton, almost all of those are because the developers intentionally chose not to enable anticheat support, despite it now being widely avaliable and as easy to implement as ticking a single box. (some are more complicated of course, but the point is it's a developer choice, not an inability to run the game) I seriously don't get why this "it doesn't work reliably" thing keeps popping up, least of all for a immutable device like the steam deck which has device specific tweaks to further boost compatibility.
I love this man's videos honestly 🤣🤣 yo Sam please bring back the "funky news" where you tell us about you , us and everything funky at the end of videos. ❤❤❤ I wish I worked for as many companies as you 🤣
Thanks for the comment mention at the end! :D
Sam you are so amazing man ✌🏽I love your videos 🥂
yet another great video sam
i love GNU/Linux and OpenBSD.
My favorite, though not perfect, was sudo apt clear joke!
This is so funny as a Linux user ..... Especially the last part
…How the fsck did you manage to screw up VLC so badly that it played things upside down? 😂
At first, I thought this was corny but quickly realized the opposite. Brilliant, full of inside jokes, laughed and smiled my way through the entire video. Thanks from Colorado (Linux user since 1995)
Best comedian / actor on youtube
That part with the air plane fucking kills me 😂
The last bit was pure gold 😂
This channel is underrated 😂
Okay. Actually good jokes😁 Definitely sub🥂
Thank you for the laughs.
Oops, he installed australian linux in the movie theater
Amazing video😂😂
Imagine if everyone discover “Linux from Scratch”, everyone will have their own os
As a longtime Linux user, these are very accurate. Although, things are better now than 20 years ago, even than just 10 years ago. And for sure they've always been better than Windows. I'd suggest a video on Windows taking over the world, but sadly that's the world we're already living in.
@CraigHollabaugh
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, 20 years ago audio never worked right if at all (always had an ISA sound blaster installed) and got quite good at editing xorg.conf file.
@solarshows1088
Жыл бұрын
I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was in yet.
@solarshows1088
Жыл бұрын
I successfully installed Virtualbox. I was just playing on the words "Microsoft" in a "Virtualbox".
@alicethegrinsecatz6011
10 ай бұрын
Actually, Linux already Tooks other the world. Half the internet using Linux in the backend and from top 1000 servers, it's even 97% Linux. Google, Meta and Amazon are using Linux in the infrastructure and even Microsoft developed several Linux Distros for replacement of Windows Server in their backend. Azure Cloud, Xbox Services, Xbox Cloud Gaming, OneDrive & Co are running on Linux.
Lol😂 this was too funny, I currently use Garuda Linux which is based on arch. This video is accurate. 🎉maybe I should install arch on my windows too 😂😂😂
@mrkitty777
Жыл бұрын
You've seen the windows with archs whic obviously is a pun on arch linux 😅😅😅
@MannyGraal
Жыл бұрын
@@mrkitty777 indeed, that part was very clever
@user-tc9tb3a
Жыл бұрын
Based on Arch btw
"The Windows are Arch by the way" - got me hard.
the last one was the most hilarious
😁 Ironically Linux has taken over the world..... just not on the desktop. Love this stuff Sam, so funny.
Windows 10 is my last windows, that is for sure.
@obvious_giraffe8386
Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@anon_y_mousse
Жыл бұрын
Either Win98 or WinXP was mine, depending on whether you'd count 3 or 4 months of usage of WinXP at all.
@solarshows1088
Жыл бұрын
I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was in yet.
Would have been funny if when he said 'sudo apt clear' it told him it needs to update the repos first then had ro to wait for that before using the paddles.
Your videos are amazing 😂.
That sudo joke made me piss myself
I like computer jokes but the arch got me
This is gold. Very hilarious. 🤣👏
I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was in yet.
Alternate title: If the entire world ran on Arch... Btw
@GRCanalYT
Жыл бұрын
I HATE SPAM COMMENTS
Sam for President
Oh My God. You can tell Sam is a true linux user because of all the inside jokes I use arch btw
This guy's jokes is hilarious 😆😆
Sam is a genius.
2:22 jokes a side, this is not true. There are whole businesses around linux, Redhat revenue is more than 4 billion dollars a year, it was acquired by IBM with more than 36 billion dollars more of them in cash (more than WhatsApp, and WhatsApp deal was not in cash, but rather stokes in fb). Then you have azure, and aws which is basically linux for rent. And you have android which is basically a platform to consume content and apps.
I don't use Arch, btw.
@youtube.user.1234
Жыл бұрын
I use Fedora btw 🗿
Now we need If Apple Took Over The World.
@o_s-24
Жыл бұрын
That would be...expensive
@blocktube1449
Жыл бұрын
oxygen cost $9.99 a month
@keit99
Жыл бұрын
Ah that's just cyberpunk😂
@zachisbasics7143
Жыл бұрын
@@keit99 Noice
the funny thing is I'm pretty sure smart refrigerators run on linux
Why I know all the references 😂😂😂
Ok can’t wait for the Apple version of this lol
everything happens in the Terminal
There are more linux devices than windows devices, that goes for servers and clients, most people just don't know, perhaps thats for the better 😬
how does a comedy guy know soo much about linux??? very good!
@hgilbert
8 ай бұрын
closet user. to install Arch on a mac. when i don't even dare installing it on a normal PC so tricky and I've been on linux for 17 years.
1:15 if Linux really did take over the world having windows would become illegal
Linux is love :-)
@greenbloxgamer9786
3 ай бұрын
Linux is life :3
Haha, I definitely understand all of those references! 🥲
Sam, that hat made you look quite Romanian! Maybe you're integrating faster than you think?
Kiti AI should take over the world next!!! Pleaseeeeeee!!!
Actually, our modern communication infrastructure, science computer and Co are mostly running on Linux.
Harsh, but fair... 😂
Does Sam know that most devices that aren't desktop OS run Linux?
Nu poate, pamantul este plat. Ape curbate ce stau cuminti pe o bila plina 70% de ele care se invarte cu viteza sunetului este cea mai mare minciuna pe care omenirea a inghitit-o ca pe o placinta... plată.
We need linux bdsm edition!
Dave Cutler "*nix fragmenting into all their 'offers' (distros) was great for us (Microsoft)".
do "If Linux took over the world, but Apple bought Linux and Microsoft bought Apple"
@catto24
Жыл бұрын
p a r o d y c o n c e p t i o n
sudo like
Btw. I'm using arch right now.
i mean linux already runs majority of smartphones and basically every server, not to mention macos being based on the darwin kernel, kinda already took over the world ;-;
LINUX FOR THE WIN!!!
God this is too funny
fun fact, youtube servers run on linux.
sudo apt clear🤣🤣
If only
com onnnnn I never told anyone that I use linux
In many ways, it already has.
Nobody uses Linux. except Android owners. Chromebook and Kindle owners. Oh, and just about anyone surfing Internet through anything from a server to a route. And not least the Large Hadron Collider...
I mean no offense to Linux users, it has some great advantages, but I just want something that I take out of the box and it works, thanks I don’t have enough spare time to waste half of it trying to make (thing that isn’t working) work
@hgilbert
8 ай бұрын
no worries, you won't be missed. other os'es are a big business. they need ever growing number of customers. linux is a global community project. we users need it way more - than it will ever need us. that unless you are a top contributor / kernel developer. and even then someone talented can quickly take your place, carrying on from where you left, should you defect.
the linux beach will be jhon deere
@alejandroalzatesanchez
Жыл бұрын
intencional typo
It is not linux it is gnu/linux
Long Live Steam Deck :)
sudo apt clear 💀💀💀
Bixby can take over the world!
Sam, Linux already has taken over the world, most servers run Linux! Just not the end users yet, because users would rather spend more money for crap hardware (Mac) and software (Windows)
No, servers have viruses
Eventually linux will take over the world.
6 billion men and only 6 wemen?
Is nothing sacred?
The world belongs to linux because earth and her resources is free..
What do you mean IF?
@kolz4ever1980
3 ай бұрын
Yeah what if with that massive 4% user base.. 😂
@joer8854
3 ай бұрын
@@kolz4ever1980 Linux is on nearly every modern device in existence. Not only is it in your TV, Fridge, Microwave, car, phone, etc, it's on nearly every server on the internet. If it isn't a desktop, chances are it's running some form of Linux. And every supercomputer in existence as well. If windows suddenly ceases to exist the world will just keep trucking. If Linux ceased to exist it would stop in it's tracks.
@kolz4ever1980
3 ай бұрын
@@joer8854 Eh who ever goes by what if? That's not gonna help that pathetic 4% go up. It might be "on everything" yet except what matters the most. the bootleg ass community made os doesn't even get thought of 99% of the time when any program is made for it from companies and even is clearly said the user base is so small it's not worth to bother with lololol. I guess that goes to show how important it is.. Great it can host a server for a real os to play on, great. Let's not forget how it just started using hdr recently slightly or how it can't even use hdmi 2.1 fully and has constant issues with many programs leading people constantly having to use bootleg ass alternatives to cope with. Literally no one else than a linux user is gonna give a shit what the server is hosted by but they will care what works.
@joer8854
3 ай бұрын
@@kolz4ever1980 The vast majority of everything runs on linux. Sorry to say but almost nobody cares about desktop anymore. Windows is the 4% now.
@kolz4ever1980
3 ай бұрын
@@joer8854 that's some reverse thinking and copium going on at the same time.. 😂 good going at ignoring the missing features and issues as the usual counter replier does to cope harder though.
If Nintendo took over the world. 🤔
Jokes aside, Linux does have viruses. It's just that, as you said, they don't know how to install themselves
/genius
Please please pleeeeeeease make macOS take over the world
huh lmao
lol
that repository joke was cringe ngl
6 women 😂😂😂😭