If Linux Took Over the World

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If Linux took over the world, things would be a lot cheaper.
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  • @kommentator1157
    @kommentator1157 Жыл бұрын

    Damn, this is so accurate. Either Sam has seen too many Linux memes or become one of us

  • @LeGamer_YT

    @LeGamer_YT

    Жыл бұрын

    just the sudo part is not correct but i love the hummor cuz ist not sudo apt clean ist sudo clean and for the art iyou can make ur linux biutifall sorry but i juqt needed to say that

  • @mrkitty777

    @mrkitty777

    Жыл бұрын

    Linux mint lol, arch linux joke unless you know linux all the subtitle jokes are obvious, like the windows having archs, and the Ubuntu airplane having a terminal. 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @luiscarlosvieira3966

    @luiscarlosvieira3966

    Жыл бұрын

    He is one of us... for sure...

  • @WohaoG

    @WohaoG

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LeGamer_YT fat fingers?

  • @solarshows1088

    @solarshows1088

    Жыл бұрын

    I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was in yet.

  • @raxadian
    @raxadian Жыл бұрын

    If Windows 11 took over the world you would have to watch ten ads before you can go to the toilet.

  • @solarshows1088

    @solarshows1088

    Жыл бұрын

    I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was n yet.

  • @grizzlycharizard0017

    @grizzlycharizard0017

    28 күн бұрын

    Shit you probably have to have a product key just to get into the house.

  • @lllIIIlIllIIll
    @lllIIIlIllIIll Жыл бұрын

    Sam you're so underrated, I wish I found you 5 years ago

  • @brazenbunnies

    @brazenbunnies

    Жыл бұрын

    You know, all his old videos are still up. May I recommend “Goats Outside”.

  • @edgarburlyman738

    @edgarburlyman738

    Жыл бұрын

    I've been watching him since he taught me how to play piano without knowing how

  • @Rrbgameratpx4869

    @Rrbgameratpx4869

    Жыл бұрын

    I found him a long time ago lol

  • @adamgreenhill110

    @adamgreenhill110

    Жыл бұрын

    As a 5 year subscriber, I'm just sad he never exploded in popularity

  • @oopsiexist

    @oopsiexist

    Жыл бұрын

    I wish I found him in 2012 when this channel just made

  • @the2323guy
    @the2323guy Жыл бұрын

    lol the sudo part is so reletable for everyone

  • @naga_serpentis

    @naga_serpentis

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh I can’t sign up for a job? Sudo sign up for a job Oh… I’m not in the sudoers file.

  • @thekillersclan420

    @thekillersclan420

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahha

  • @QuinceTart10

    @QuinceTart10

    Жыл бұрын

    @@naga_serpentis ...thanks god, that I know the root password!

  • @naga_serpentis

    @naga_serpentis

    Жыл бұрын

    @The Eye of Cthulhu What if I wasn’t the one who installed it?

  • @UnknownEntity-69

    @UnknownEntity-69

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@naga_serpentis is not in the sudoers file. *This incident will be reported*

  • @gagan.dee.p
    @gagan.dee.p Жыл бұрын

    After using Linux for 30 mins - I am sort of a programmer myself.

  • @jacksoncosta4031

    @jacksoncosta4031

    Жыл бұрын

    hahahhahahahahaha

  • @gblargg

    @gblargg

    5 ай бұрын

    ...writing the startup script to fix everything up after boot.

  • @luhgarlicbread

    @luhgarlicbread

    24 күн бұрын

    I be feeling like that haha

  • @Abaw
    @Abaw Жыл бұрын

    The Linux Mint joke kinda caught me off guard.

  • @Originalimoc

    @Originalimoc

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait which one

  • @Abaw

    @Abaw

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Originalimoc 0:19

  • @TheSkykidof68
    @TheSkykidof68 Жыл бұрын

    I lol'ed at the "inadequate drivers" part, so true as well 😂

  • @wisteela

    @wisteela

    Жыл бұрын

    Weird that, given Linux even has drivers for stuff that no longer has support for more modern versions of Windows

  • @keit99

    @keit99

    Жыл бұрын

    @@wisteela some linux drivers aren't great. (Looking at you nvidia). But driver Installation is far more complicated on the Windows side. (Especially if you want to have all the latest versions of them.

  • @wisteela

    @wisteela

    Жыл бұрын

    @@keit99 The only issue I've had with Nvidia drivers is a blank start up screen

  • @keit99

    @keit99

    Жыл бұрын

    @@wisteela Yes it's better than I made it sound, but it's still badly integrated. (Especially optimus was a pain in the arse until a few years ago)

  • @wisteela

    @wisteela

    Жыл бұрын

    @@keit99 I've only had experience with an old card

  • @talkysassis
    @talkysassis7 ай бұрын

    The car part is funny because cars really use Linux irl.

  • @TocoaPuffs
    @TocoaPuffs9 ай бұрын

    I love linux. I laughed so hard I scared my dog when you said "you'll never be able to leave the terminal" 😂

  • @robonator2945
    @robonator2945 Жыл бұрын

    0:15 missed opportunity to point out how absolutely lethal sigkill is on linux. On windows, you tell a program to kill itself, on linux, it's already dead before you finish the first word.

  • @cjeelde
    @cjeelde Жыл бұрын

    1:38 - "entering the terminal" I miss seeing the Linux terminal aka CLI (Command Line Interface), at least for a quickie 🥺 but it was so great to at least see a real terminal with real people! So fun! So great video!! 10/10 as always or almost always!

  • @markm0000

    @markm0000

    8 ай бұрын

    Powershell has Linux compatibility now.

  • @UKfromadrone
    @UKfromadrone Жыл бұрын

    You missed gaming: showing a steamdeck and saying "uh, it actually works sometimes"

  • @robonator2945

    @robonator2945

    Жыл бұрын

    you know over 92% of the top 1000 steam games work through proton at silver or better under proton, right? And even of those that are bronze and below, several of them are just shitty bug bags to begin with, so they're just bad on both windows and linux. Of the ones that don't run under proton, almost all of those are because the developers intentionally chose not to enable anticheat support, despite it now being widely avaliable and as easy to implement as ticking a single box. (some are more complicated of course, but the point is it's a developer choice, not an inability to run the game) I seriously don't get why this "it doesn't work reliably" thing keeps popping up, least of all for a immutable device like the steam deck which has device specific tweaks to further boost compatibility.

  • @Sugalishere
    @Sugalishere Жыл бұрын

    I love this man's videos honestly 🤣🤣 yo Sam please bring back the "funky news" where you tell us about you , us and everything funky at the end of videos. ❤❤❤ I wish I worked for as many companies as you 🤣

  • @thejackal007
    @thejackal007 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the comment mention at the end! :D

  • @Moongamuntanga
    @Moongamuntanga Жыл бұрын

    Sam you are so amazing man ✌🏽I love your videos 🥂

  • @viasland
    @viasland Жыл бұрын

    yet another great video sam

  • @IIIw2
    @IIIw2 Жыл бұрын

    i love GNU/Linux and OpenBSD.

  • @Dennis-Earl-Smiley
    @Dennis-Earl-Smiley Жыл бұрын

    My favorite, though not perfect, was sudo apt clear joke!

  • @josephmburu9335
    @josephmburu9335 Жыл бұрын

    This is so funny as a Linux user ..... Especially the last part

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Жыл бұрын

    …How the fsck did you manage to screw up VLC so badly that it played things upside down? 😂

  • @CraigHollabaugh
    @CraigHollabaugh Жыл бұрын

    At first, I thought this was corny but quickly realized the opposite. Brilliant, full of inside jokes, laughed and smiled my way through the entire video. Thanks from Colorado (Linux user since 1995)

  • @jgaming2069
    @jgaming2069 Жыл бұрын

    Best comedian / actor on youtube

  • @kolz4ever1980
    @kolz4ever19803 ай бұрын

    That part with the air plane fucking kills me 😂

  • @claudiorebelo
    @claudiorebelo Жыл бұрын

    The last bit was pure gold 😂

  • @tabiserebour5912
    @tabiserebour59127 ай бұрын

    This channel is underrated 😂

  • @OleksandrSe
    @OleksandrSe Жыл бұрын

    Okay. Actually good jokes😁 Definitely sub🥂

  • @YAHAYAH_369
    @YAHAYAH_3696 ай бұрын

    Thank you for the laughs.

  • @NVAfilm
    @NVAfilm Жыл бұрын

    Oops, he installed australian linux in the movie theater

  • @theodoros_1234
    @theodoros_1234 Жыл бұрын

    Amazing video😂😂

  • @vtron8580
    @vtron858027 күн бұрын

    Imagine if everyone discover “Linux from Scratch”, everyone will have their own os

  • @anon_y_mousse
    @anon_y_mousse Жыл бұрын

    As a longtime Linux user, these are very accurate. Although, things are better now than 20 years ago, even than just 10 years ago. And for sure they've always been better than Windows. I'd suggest a video on Windows taking over the world, but sadly that's the world we're already living in.

  • @CraigHollabaugh

    @CraigHollabaugh

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, 20 years ago audio never worked right if at all (always had an ISA sound blaster installed) and got quite good at editing xorg.conf file.

  • @solarshows1088

    @solarshows1088

    Жыл бұрын

    I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was in yet.

  • @solarshows1088

    @solarshows1088

    Жыл бұрын

    I successfully installed Virtualbox. I was just playing on the words "Microsoft" in a "Virtualbox".

  • @alicethegrinsecatz6011

    @alicethegrinsecatz6011

    10 ай бұрын

    Actually, Linux already Tooks other the world. Half the internet using Linux in the backend and from top 1000 servers, it's even 97% Linux. Google, Meta and Amazon are using Linux in the infrastructure and even Microsoft developed several Linux Distros for replacement of Windows Server in their backend. Azure Cloud, Xbox Services, Xbox Cloud Gaming, OneDrive & Co are running on Linux.

  • @MannyGraal
    @MannyGraal Жыл бұрын

    Lol😂 this was too funny, I currently use Garuda Linux which is based on arch. This video is accurate. 🎉maybe I should install arch on my windows too 😂😂😂

  • @mrkitty777

    @mrkitty777

    Жыл бұрын

    You've seen the windows with archs whic obviously is a pun on arch linux 😅😅😅

  • @MannyGraal

    @MannyGraal

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mrkitty777 indeed, that part was very clever

  • @user-tc9tb3a

    @user-tc9tb3a

    Жыл бұрын

    Based on Arch btw

  • @n1robe
    @n1robe2 күн бұрын

    "The Windows are Arch by the way" - got me hard.

  • @thewitchpolyglot6625
    @thewitchpolyglot6625 Жыл бұрын

    the last one was the most hilarious

  • @notjustforhackers4252
    @notjustforhackers4252 Жыл бұрын

    😁 Ironically Linux has taken over the world..... just not on the desktop. Love this stuff Sam, so funny.

  • @SuperFinGuy
    @SuperFinGuy Жыл бұрын

    Windows 10 is my last windows, that is for sure.

  • @obvious_giraffe8386

    @obvious_giraffe8386

    Жыл бұрын

    I see what you did there

  • @anon_y_mousse

    @anon_y_mousse

    Жыл бұрын

    Either Win98 or WinXP was mine, depending on whether you'd count 3 or 4 months of usage of WinXP at all.

  • @solarshows1088

    @solarshows1088

    Жыл бұрын

    I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was in yet.

  • @sergeantsapient
    @sergeantsapientАй бұрын

    Would have been funny if when he said 'sudo apt clear' it told him it needs to update the repos first then had ro to wait for that before using the paddles.

  • @tareraww
    @tareraww Жыл бұрын

    Your videos are amazing 😂.

  • @hanibachi3719
    @hanibachi3719 Жыл бұрын

    That sudo joke made me piss myself

  • @LeviElevn
    @LeviElevn7 ай бұрын

    I like computer jokes but the arch got me

  • @OhHeyItIsNano
    @OhHeyItIsNano Жыл бұрын

    This is gold. Very hilarious. 🤣👏

  • @solarshows1088
    @solarshows1088 Жыл бұрын

    I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was in yet.

  • @GRCanalYT
    @GRCanalYT Жыл бұрын

    Alternate title: If the entire world ran on Arch... Btw

  • @GRCanalYT

    @GRCanalYT

    Жыл бұрын

    I HATE SPAM COMMENTS

  • @Paradiiiice
    @Paradiiiice Жыл бұрын

    Sam for President

  • @AveemAshfaq
    @AveemAshfaq Жыл бұрын

    Oh My God. You can tell Sam is a true linux user because of all the inside jokes I use arch btw

  • @clusterstage
    @clusterstage Жыл бұрын

    This guy's jokes is hilarious 😆😆

  • @Mark-mu4pj
    @Mark-mu4pj Жыл бұрын

    Sam is a genius.

  • @muayyadalsadi
    @muayyadalsadi Жыл бұрын

    2:22 jokes a side, this is not true. There are whole businesses around linux, Redhat revenue is more than 4 billion dollars a year, it was acquired by IBM with more than 36 billion dollars more of them in cash (more than WhatsApp, and WhatsApp deal was not in cash, but rather stokes in fb). Then you have azure, and aws which is basically linux for rent. And you have android which is basically a platform to consume content and apps.

  • @VibhavSinha
    @VibhavSinha Жыл бұрын

    I don't use Arch, btw.

  • @youtube.user.1234

    @youtube.user.1234

    Жыл бұрын

    I use Fedora btw 🗿

  • @zachisbasics7143
    @zachisbasics7143 Жыл бұрын

    Now we need If Apple Took Over The World.

  • @o_s-24

    @o_s-24

    Жыл бұрын

    That would be...expensive

  • @blocktube1449

    @blocktube1449

    Жыл бұрын

    oxygen cost $9.99 a month

  • @keit99

    @keit99

    Жыл бұрын

    Ah that's just cyberpunk😂

  • @zachisbasics7143

    @zachisbasics7143

    Жыл бұрын

    @@keit99 Noice

  • @mr.alkenly889
    @mr.alkenly8899 күн бұрын

    the funny thing is I'm pretty sure smart refrigerators run on linux

  • @Originalimoc
    @Originalimoc Жыл бұрын

    Why I know all the references 😂😂😂

  • @SerhatAtayMD
    @SerhatAtayMD Жыл бұрын

    Ok can’t wait for the Apple version of this lol

  • @lifechann
    @lifechann Жыл бұрын

    everything happens in the Terminal

  • @Webshadow
    @Webshadow8 ай бұрын

    There are more linux devices than windows devices, that goes for servers and clients, most people just don't know, perhaps thats for the better 😬

  • @athiqrahman818
    @athiqrahman818 Жыл бұрын

    how does a comedy guy know soo much about linux??? very good!

  • @hgilbert

    @hgilbert

    8 ай бұрын

    closet user. to install Arch on a mac. when i don't even dare installing it on a normal PC so tricky and I've been on linux for 17 years.

  • @Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT
    @Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT9 ай бұрын

    1:15 if Linux really did take over the world having windows would become illegal

  • @TsjuunTze
    @TsjuunTze Жыл бұрын

    Linux is love :-)

  • @greenbloxgamer9786

    @greenbloxgamer9786

    3 ай бұрын

    Linux is life :3

  • @HarrisonBorbarrison
    @HarrisonBorbarrison Жыл бұрын

    Haha, I definitely understand all of those references! 🥲

  • @PerChristianFrankplads
    @PerChristianFrankplads Жыл бұрын

    Sam, that hat made you look quite Romanian! Maybe you're integrating faster than you think?

  • @CG_Hali
    @CG_Hali Жыл бұрын

    Kiti AI should take over the world next!!! Pleaseeeeeee!!!

  • @alicethegrinsecatz6011
    @alicethegrinsecatz601110 ай бұрын

    Actually, our modern communication infrastructure, science computer and Co are mostly running on Linux.

  • @iamfinky
    @iamfinky Жыл бұрын

    Harsh, but fair... 😂

  • @user-ec6vf7zq9j
    @user-ec6vf7zq9j3 ай бұрын

    Does Sam know that most devices that aren't desktop OS run Linux?

  • @vaspadure2725
    @vaspadure2725 Жыл бұрын

    Nu poate, pamantul este plat. Ape curbate ce stau cuminti pe o bila plina 70% de ele care se invarte cu viteza sunetului este cea mai mare minciuna pe care omenirea a inghitit-o ca pe o placinta... plată.

  • @angeleocorrodead
    @angeleocorrodead Жыл бұрын

    We need linux bdsm edition!

  • @rabidbigdog
    @rabidbigdog Жыл бұрын

    Dave Cutler "*nix fragmenting into all their 'offers' (distros) was great for us (Microsoft)".

  • @catto24
    @catto24 Жыл бұрын

    do "If Linux took over the world, but Apple bought Linux and Microsoft bought Apple"

  • @catto24

    @catto24

    Жыл бұрын

    p a r o d y c o n c e p t i o n

  • @alexk4894
    @alexk4894 Жыл бұрын

    sudo like

  • @dummyxl
    @dummyxl Жыл бұрын

    Btw. I'm using arch right now.

  • @MacTTR
    @MacTTR8 ай бұрын

    i mean linux already runs majority of smartphones and basically every server, not to mention macos being based on the darwin kernel, kinda already took over the world ;-;

  • @tagwised
    @tagwised Жыл бұрын

    LINUX FOR THE WIN!!!

  • @maxmeister747
    @maxmeister7476 ай бұрын

    God this is too funny

  • @FormalSnake
    @FormalSnake Жыл бұрын

    fun fact, youtube servers run on linux.

  • @SuRFaceGoD
    @SuRFaceGoD Жыл бұрын

    sudo apt clear🤣🤣

  • @senditall152
    @senditall152 Жыл бұрын

    If only

  • @shuvo-d-4839
    @shuvo-d-4839 Жыл бұрын

    com onnnnn I never told anyone that I use linux

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela Жыл бұрын

    In many ways, it already has.

  • @kebman
    @kebman Жыл бұрын

    Nobody uses Linux. except Android owners. Chromebook and Kindle owners. Oh, and just about anyone surfing Internet through anything from a server to a route. And not least the Large Hadron Collider...

  • @sparky6757
    @sparky6757 Жыл бұрын

    I mean no offense to Linux users, it has some great advantages, but I just want something that I take out of the box and it works, thanks I don’t have enough spare time to waste half of it trying to make (thing that isn’t working) work

  • @hgilbert

    @hgilbert

    8 ай бұрын

    no worries, you won't be missed. other os'es are a big business. they need ever growing number of customers. linux is a global community project. we users need it way more - than it will ever need us. that unless you are a top contributor / kernel developer. and even then someone talented can quickly take your place, carrying on from where you left, should you defect.

  • @alejandroalzatesanchez
    @alejandroalzatesanchez Жыл бұрын

    the linux beach will be jhon deere

  • @alejandroalzatesanchez

    @alejandroalzatesanchez

    Жыл бұрын

    intencional typo

  • @Cyber_Gas
    @Cyber_Gas9 ай бұрын

    It is not linux it is gnu/linux

  • @jamesfiegel9675
    @jamesfiegel9675 Жыл бұрын

    Long Live Steam Deck :)

  • @cyanmello_
    @cyanmello_ Жыл бұрын

    sudo apt clear 💀💀💀

  • @martineyles
    @martineyles Жыл бұрын

    Bixby can take over the world!

  • @Angular777
    @Angular777 Жыл бұрын

    Sam, Linux already has taken over the world, most servers run Linux! Just not the end users yet, because users would rather spend more money for crap hardware (Mac) and software (Windows)

  • @tutacat
    @tutacatАй бұрын

    No, servers have viruses

  • @gaurabgain2782
    @gaurabgain2782 Жыл бұрын

    Eventually linux will take over the world.

  • @DJPJ.
    @DJPJ. Жыл бұрын

    6 billion men and only 6 wemen?

  • @peterdixon6807
    @peterdixon6807 Жыл бұрын

    Is nothing sacred?

  • @Sudip_Sarkar_Charles_Edwards
    @Sudip_Sarkar_Charles_Edwards4 ай бұрын

    The world belongs to linux because earth and her resources is free..

  • @joer8854
    @joer88543 ай бұрын

    What do you mean IF?

  • @kolz4ever1980

    @kolz4ever1980

    3 ай бұрын

    Yeah what if with that massive 4% user base.. 😂

  • @joer8854

    @joer8854

    3 ай бұрын

    @@kolz4ever1980 Linux is on nearly every modern device in existence. Not only is it in your TV, Fridge, Microwave, car, phone, etc, it's on nearly every server on the internet. If it isn't a desktop, chances are it's running some form of Linux. And every supercomputer in existence as well. If windows suddenly ceases to exist the world will just keep trucking. If Linux ceased to exist it would stop in it's tracks.

  • @kolz4ever1980

    @kolz4ever1980

    3 ай бұрын

    @@joer8854 Eh who ever goes by what if? That's not gonna help that pathetic 4% go up. It might be "on everything" yet except what matters the most. the bootleg ass community made os doesn't even get thought of 99% of the time when any program is made for it from companies and even is clearly said the user base is so small it's not worth to bother with lololol. I guess that goes to show how important it is.. Great it can host a server for a real os to play on, great. Let's not forget how it just started using hdr recently slightly or how it can't even use hdmi 2.1 fully and has constant issues with many programs leading people constantly having to use bootleg ass alternatives to cope with. Literally no one else than a linux user is gonna give a shit what the server is hosted by but they will care what works.

  • @joer8854

    @joer8854

    3 ай бұрын

    @@kolz4ever1980 The vast majority of everything runs on linux. Sorry to say but almost nobody cares about desktop anymore. Windows is the 4% now.

  • @kolz4ever1980

    @kolz4ever1980

    3 ай бұрын

    @@joer8854 that's some reverse thinking and copium going on at the same time.. 😂 good going at ignoring the missing features and issues as the usual counter replier does to cope harder though.

  • @mattb9343
    @mattb9343 Жыл бұрын

    If Nintendo took over the world. 🤔

  • @True-Onion7737
    @True-Onion7737 Жыл бұрын

    Jokes aside, Linux does have viruses. It's just that, as you said, they don't know how to install themselves

  • @gettinsquare2987
    @gettinsquare2987 Жыл бұрын

    /genius

  • @juliozabre1446
    @juliozabre1446 Жыл бұрын

    Please please pleeeeeeease make macOS take over the world

  • @user-GAMER-z9z
    @user-GAMER-z9zАй бұрын

    huh lmao

  • @2ndAttemptPOG
    @2ndAttemptPOG Жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @markusTegelane
    @markusTegelane Жыл бұрын

    that repository joke was cringe ngl

  • @BeehiveShop
    @BeehiveShop Жыл бұрын

    6 women 😂😂😂😭

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