Your honor, in my client’s defense, he was slightly pissed off.😡

@jaxjaxattaxx

2 ай бұрын

The “slightly” is destroying me☠️☠️☠️

@elmaster48

2 ай бұрын

Insanity plea.

@TheTruestZero

2 ай бұрын

Your honor, I plea for Insanity since he did all of this while hallucinating about greek gods.

@mohamednail1707

2 ай бұрын

*SLIGHTLY*

@Reigndolph

2 ай бұрын

Yea! >=(

I was not prepared to hear Kratos being guilty of tax evasion.

@thescorpion575

2 ай бұрын

I was ready to forgive him, but tax evasion? Now we have crossed the line

@jackkanoff8817

2 ай бұрын

Funny how i seen this comment as that charge was brought up

@MaZaki721

2 ай бұрын

YOOO ME TOO

@polterghast3151

2 ай бұрын

You know he's fucked at that point.

@AnthonyTheGodGaming

2 ай бұрын

@@thescorpion575lmfaooo funny bro

Your honor, my client spent the two most recent games and a DLC showing how sorry he is.

@GGGyes4764

2 ай бұрын

The honor: “By killing more Gods and committing destruction of property? We also can include multiple accounts of child endangerment “. But to be fair he is sorry and all of that was self defence, I hear-by declare the defendant not guilty

@chad-bin-sigma

2 ай бұрын

​@@GGGyes4764 Your honour, he stopped the madness of the corrupted Odin and served him justice as the newly elected President of Scandinavia, and he was forgiven of his crimes in Valhalla

@GGGyes4764

2 ай бұрын

@@chad-bin-sigma understandable have a nice day

@chad-bin-sigma

2 ай бұрын

@@GGGyes4764 thanks, won't do it again

@autumnsteel307

2 ай бұрын

Which culminated in him SAVING THE REALMS FROM THE END OF THE WORLD

Your honor, with all due respect, you weren't there

@yoursravishankar

2 ай бұрын

Lol

@MaZaki721

2 ай бұрын

HHaha

@gbeezyswagg

2 ай бұрын

You won 😂

@dragonballmaster8789

2 ай бұрын

Your honor Please do not make my client angry Please

@ULTIMATZEKROM

Ай бұрын

Your honor, my client pleads "oopsie daisy"

Your honor, my client said he was sorry.

@cmpork7145

2 ай бұрын

This is God of War, not Tekken.

@REvoLverj98

2 ай бұрын

Your honor, my client said "nuh uh"

@adhamwashere5320

2 ай бұрын

Shall I bring him a crown then? He still commits crimes but now he's sad about it?

@volofant

2 ай бұрын

Judge: Do not be sorry, be better.

@Gam1ngAhmad

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@adhamwashere5320You are the sum of your choices, nothing more. And because your choices never change, you will learn that your executioner intends to fuck in you prison.

To be fair, you could use the argument that Kratos was being coerced or not in a sane state of mind during the Greek saga.

@arrownoir

2 ай бұрын

Not in GoW III

@NoeloCard

2 ай бұрын

@@arrownoirthat was the most insane Kratos has ever been, lol

@martinc8965

2 ай бұрын

​@@arrownoirWhy?

@dragonMaster24921

2 ай бұрын

I agree in GoW 1, 2, ghost, and chains, but in ascension that was him being sane and 3 he was cucoco for cocoa puffs. (Part of this psychotic breakfest)

@Meldrick-jv7sy

2 ай бұрын

​@@martinc8965Because he chose to attack Olympus. There was no I that coerced him into doing it.

imagine trying defend Kratos in court xD "Your honor my client cannot be held liable for these crimes, he claims insanity."

@blakemartyn7319

2 ай бұрын

Imagine trying to arrest kratos in the first place 😂

@riyokuuzamaki7359

2 ай бұрын

He would add your death to his crimes😂

@Fernando5455Jr

Ай бұрын

Shit works for joker every time

@lazarus8018

Ай бұрын

​@@Fernando5455JrJoker is (usually) rich as fuck and operates in a city run by greedy bastards.

@vellinghem2187

Ай бұрын

Saul Goodman: “your honor shut the fuck up because you wasn’t there.”

your Honor, my client had nightmares and the gods broke a pinky promise!

@chad-bin-sigma

2 ай бұрын

Your honour, my client pleaded "oopsie"

So if Kratos has to pay fines, what is the exchange rate between blood orbs and USD.

@skibot9974

2 ай бұрын

Good question, I’m assuming blood orbs from rarer blood types would yield a higher currency

@mqfii8992

2 ай бұрын

I can see this in two ways. Let's first assume that the average of blood orbs dropped are 5. 1 - Each orb represents partially how much money a person's life Is worth. For the sake of argument, 1/5 of all the earnings said person amassed during their lifetime. 2 - If we're going into black market prices the same way organs are treated there, so the orbs as life essence could be worth millions each.

@booneshow1863

2 ай бұрын

@skibot9974 Not necessarily. From a utility POV, there is not a lot of demand for type B blood, since you can give that person O. But rarer sub antigens can be more valuable

@Glogloflex1n

2 ай бұрын

Then he just keeps getting charged for trying to obtain the blood orbs 😭

@TheUncivilizedNation

2 ай бұрын

If we assume hacksilver holds the same value as real life hacksilver then he might be able to pay those fines since since he has millions of hacksilver pieces and each one would be extremely valuable to collectors in the modern day

God of War 3 was Kratos's court case and Kratos represented himself.

@Gamerlord17

Ай бұрын

And he was everyones judge jury and executioner

Kratos got 75 life sentences and in Megamind it said he is serving 85 life sentences makes you wonder what Megamind did that was worse💀

@evice

Ай бұрын

I'd argue that Kratos' life sentences should be lower because gods, titans, and the undead aren't people and therefore him killing them shouldn't count as murders.

@HowManyTimes234

Ай бұрын

Being voiced by Will Ferrell

@garrynewman6211

Ай бұрын

⁠@@eviceWhy? Aren’t they even more important than people since they create life?

@evice

Ай бұрын

@@garrynewman6211 Because murder only applies when a human being kills another human being without a legal justification.

@ty.shota23

Ай бұрын

Kratos himself isnt a human so that doesnt justify him​@@evice

The Funny Part Is That Kratos In Actual Mythology Was The God Who Sent Punishments To People Who Commited Crimes😂

@shadowslayer2929

2 ай бұрын

Actually he's the god of strength right?🤔

@Kyle_South198

2 ай бұрын

@@shadowslayer2929 technically yes but he was actually the one who protected the laws of zeus and whoever didn't follow them would be killed or torured

@framdeo1800

2 ай бұрын

The irony

@ragtag369_

Ай бұрын

Cratus is his mythology name.

@lordfishsticksthegreat829

3 күн бұрын

kratos doesnt exist in actual greek mythology

Even if you give his the death penalty he will just climb out of hell

@smananderson09

Ай бұрын

Ikr🤣

It's funny that even if Kratos was imprisoned for his crimes, he would still be alive after serving his sentence.

@VatanKomurcu

2 ай бұрын

yeah, that makes the punishment seem a bit light considering everything.

@TheUncivilizedNation

2 ай бұрын

Killing him doesn’t even work. He can serve the death penalty once and get cleared on all charges after he’s declared dead. And so when he resurrects by leaving the afterlife he’ll be a free man

@GGGyes4764

2 ай бұрын

@@TheUncivilizedNationhe’ll be a free man like Morgan in this betch

@chad-bin-sigma

2 ай бұрын

Not actually, he is around a 1000 years old​@@VatanKomurcu

@santydoesreviews767

2 ай бұрын

Also which police officer is going to stop kratos?!💀

I'm just trying to imagine Atreus' reaction to a court judge casually listing all the crimes of his father

Would have loved if this was Greek laws instead of American laws.

@NigelMelanisticSmith

2 ай бұрын

That'd be serious commitment to justice lol

@Magmaticin

2 ай бұрын

In Greek laws he would prolly get the most special celestial torture or sum 💀

@Kingcaligar

Ай бұрын

Murder would end in death stealing death Breaking things up cant replace death death death 😂

@flamewolf2936

21 күн бұрын

That’s what pisses me off so MUCH, you cant use modern laws before they were actually signed/implemented, the most i’ve seen of this is OSHA, it was implemented in December of 1960 (even then certain violations weren’t implemented i think), you cant have an OSHA violation in 1950 because it didn’t exist, the entire GoW franchise takes place in BC, we know this because there is a historical war shown in the games hence forth any modern law is null, this is also in the time where you can say “This man is an afront to Ares! He hid in times of his home being destroyed by invaders! Kill him!” And you would get away with it just because of that

Your honor, the defense requests the charges to be dropped because he's *REALLY* sorry and regretful of each and every one of these crimes. As for the jury, would *YOU* want to be responsible for a single father to be separated from his still developing son? Especially after such a short time after his mother passed away? Don't be the real monsters here...

@autumnsteel307

2 ай бұрын

I feel as if living with the weight of every single bit of remorse all these crimes carry is emotionally torturous enough as a consequence...

@NerdJunk13

2 ай бұрын

To be fair, seems like Atreus dont wanna be around him anyway, maybe better off? 🤷

@BossDragon3000

2 ай бұрын

Jury: Not Guilty! On the grounds that I want to live!

@GGGyes4764

2 ай бұрын

Your honor, it’s been 1000 years since, forgive ma boy Kratos

@victory8928

Ай бұрын

@@NerdJunk13atreus: Literally works with a known war criminal who masterminded and led to the harm and death of at least some of every civilisation in their region to save said father. He may be dumb but at least he doesn’t want him to die

not even saul goodman can fix this💀

The court" Guilty!" Kratos"NO PRISON CAN HOLD ME!!!"

Your honor, my client pleads "whoopsy Daisy"

@MaZaki721

2 ай бұрын

😆 🤣

(After his guilty conviction) *Drops the soap* Me: Why is there a circle above me? *GoW music intensifies* Kratos: I only seek what I come to destroy...

@MelvinMartinez-zh7ld

Ай бұрын

Oh nah 💀

@smananderson09

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣

11:11 - 11:39 I don't agree with the Child Endangerment part because Kratos was doing it to save her 😂

@mpsins

2 ай бұрын

And she was already dead so I don't think that's gonna stick in court

@TheShadowspear2

2 ай бұрын

@@mpsins Exactly

@redshepherd32

2 ай бұрын

if he stayed with her it meant the possible destruction of the entire greek world. And im sure kratos understood he didn't have the time to explain the entire situation to her. Let alone tell her she was technically already dead. If she wasn't already made aware that she was basically in the afterlife. yeah, kratos was 100% justified in making this decision

@gaudiestivy4297

2 ай бұрын

And I don't agree with plenty of other pathetic laws yet the fools all believe they're always right

In his defense he told most all those he killed or dismembered to get out his way or else

@JuwanBuchanan

2 ай бұрын

Those doesn’t excuse those he killed that were completely innocent. Kratos was a Spartan general and was killing innocents before he met Ares but that was just the life of a Spartan warrior in ancient times. Now you could argue that he didn’t have the choice in the matter because he was trained to be a Spartan since childhood and the life of a Spartan was brutal

Everybody remember: If you did it, Better Call Saul If you DIDN’T do it call Phoenix Wright

@Dowux

2 ай бұрын

Wise words

So will there be a follow-up video judging the Greek pantheon for their crimes? I imagine they're not in a position to be throwing stones (not that they're alive to speak in their defence....)

@byronrush9802

2 ай бұрын

Yeah just the rape charges alone would burry the majority of the Greek pantheon, that's not counting all the tortures and body mutilations

@TheUncivilizedNation

2 ай бұрын

The Greek Pantheon is the governing authority of Greece and their natural position of being gods puts them above their own laws that Zeus created himself

@windhelmguard5295

25 күн бұрын

he who lives in a glass house... is advised to fuck in the basement.

@merusotajio2222

14 күн бұрын

​@@TheUncivilizedNationI say you are no fun , ten years in solitary confinement !

Things get interesting when you realize your life sentences aren’t the same as his life sentences.

@DaEricLyles

Ай бұрын

Brooo

You're going directly to Hell, not jail, Hell, goodbye. *lands in front of the Hazbin Hotel* Spongebob Narrator: Several song-filled hours later... *WE CAN CHOOSE TO BE BETTER*

@ThatGuy-ky2yf

2 ай бұрын

Reminds me of a recent hazbin meme where it's OJ Simpson entering the place

@matthewmccoyd2578

2 ай бұрын

@@ThatGuy-ky2yf Yeah, except Kratos actually feels guilt about all the blood on his hands

@autumnsteel307

2 ай бұрын

😂

@potatosoup9536

2 ай бұрын

You know, I actually think that Kratos would be a welcome addition to the cast of that show lol

@matthewmccoyd2578

2 ай бұрын

@@potatosoup9536 Kratos: For the sake of our children, we must be better. Adam: FUCK THEM KIDS

After seeing this list of crimes Kratos has done, I can 1000% truly see Kratos felt like he doesnt deserve love and redemption when Kratos was in Nordic lands. He did some fuck up shit. I would have felt I dont deserve redemption either if I was Kraros.

@JuwanBuchanan

2 ай бұрын

That’s the point of him finally being able to forgive himself when he had to face to face with his younger self. He knows he may never be forgiven by those he he hurt especially in Greece but he can tell to make amends and be better.

@autumnsteel307

Ай бұрын

@@JuwanBuchanan mhm

@autumnsteel307

Ай бұрын

and I'm proud of him for facing these feelings and processing them

If they give him hard numbers, he would be able to eventually get out since he’s practically immortal.

Jury: Guilty Kratos: So anyway I started blasting...

Kratos breaking a blood oath with Ares qualifying as tax evasion was something I was not ready for.

This was entertaining and you seemed to go as indepth as you could. I cannot think of anything really missed, but I bet there is more out there. Fun vid

Answer for Betrayal is a second degree murder charge on the son of Hermes, some animal cruelty on Argos and ironically, Vigilantism as he was chasing down who killed said beast

Kratos did tax evasion? He's just as bad as Yoshi.

@victory8928

Ай бұрын

Tbf it is more like not paying a loan shark so tax evasion but smaller than government level

Do Cole MacGrath from Infamous! I smell a video series from this! Please do it! 🙏

@CyborgCharlotte

2 ай бұрын

Would that be just evil Cole or both?

@arrownoir

2 ай бұрын

Both.

@arrownoir

2 ай бұрын

Or Nathan Drake. The guy murdered a small country.

@christhechilled

2 ай бұрын

@@CyborgCharlotteEither one

In my client's defence: Freebird was playing

*Your honor, everything tried to kill Kratos*

@Vaggie-Fallen-Angel

Ай бұрын

The thousands of people who drowned after Poseiden's death, which was caused by Kratos himself or what about in the flashbacks where he killed innocent people who were minding their own businesses.

Absolutely amazing video man I know it took you a lot of time and I had a lot of good laughs especially the end when you read off all his crimes I laughed so hard I got hiccups haha you got a new subscriber bud 👌

Technically, Lahkesis and Atropos(2 of the Sisters of Fate) are alive. They're just trapped in their mirror forever

Your honor, I would argue that Sparta is a police state and Spartans acted like law enforcement officers. So he may be guilty of some of these crimes but he feared for his life and he deeply regrets his actions. I say we just fire him from the force, keep him out of jail and we continue to pay his pension out of tax dollars.

Funny thing that with everything Kratos did, Norway would only sentence Kratos to a maximum of 25 years

Love your content keep up the great work

Your honor my client pleads “whoopsy daisy”

It's cool that how much work you went through for charging Kratos' past crimes that he's committed in his past life.

Kratos would live through whatever sentencing you give him.

good content bro

The video I didn't know I needed.

@Vaggie-Fallen-Angel

Ай бұрын

It's better than sellouts like Kaptain Kuba or with other cliche unfunny GOW youtubers such as extreme gameplays.

Your honor, I would like to point out that Hercules would not leave my client be after he specifically said he didn't want to fight him

short answer, beyond the universal scale of anything possible.

Your honor, my client is simply built different

Your honor, my client promised that he will be better

I love the bit at the end of "the defendant has fled the court room... which is out of our duristiction"

You have my attention

Id love to see more of these for some more twisted metal characters (ik you did sweet tooth already)

Kratos: "Im not locked here with you, YOU'RE LOCKED HERE WITH ME!"

Do Sephiroth next.

Your honor, this is just standard behavior for a Spartan

Putting this beast of a man on trial seems physically impossible

Will there be Norse saga Kratos crimes video?

The "Tax Evasion" made me laugh.

What a calm and reasonable person

nice idea for a video gj

I don't think any amount of years could ever be enough for his crimes. The first game alone could put him in the slammer for life in prison. Gonna have to create a I have no mouth and I must hell to pay for the rest of his years.

@mr-noluck1153

2 ай бұрын

Nah, he was jsutified (well, most of the time) PLUS he is very sorry for all the crimes he did

Your honor, my client pleads whoopsy daisy. 😂

Too be fair your honor, you weren’t even there

...you're not gonna lock him up

My boy even found a way to get a tax evasion charge snuck in

Your honor, my client simply was a little angry that morning

17:30 Now you have angered me and my Retro2ME homies

I imagine as soon as soon as kratos plead guiltily you hear rage of sparta playing

In his defence, honestly who is gonna stop him💀

In the case of him praying the titans, it could also be looked at from the other way around as to say he was free people that were unjustly imprisoned by tyrannical dictators who then decided to help said prisoners overthrow the tyrannical dictator

Objection, my client was having nightmares…

Your honor, my client pleads “It won’t happen again”

“Whos the best lawyer?” “Jayoma.”

Your honor, he is Kratos.

Your honor, boys will be boys

Your honor, my client would like to choose the insanity plea

"Your honour, my client had nightmares" "Case adjourned, defendant not guilty"

Your Honor, my client would like to plead 'Nuh Uh'

Your honour, with all due respect, my client here pleads that 'we all make mistakes'

your honor, in my clients defense, he did have nightmares

Your honor, you forgot, Omnicide and genocide

Your honor the defense would like to add to the record that during the events of the first game he was fallowing the orders of the high court of his land ( the gods) and was in an active combat zone between Aries and Athena on the side of Athena, so the defense would like to drop the charges of manslaughter as those would count as casualties of war

Kratos would straight up murder the whole courtroom

Judge “ Kratos you have been sentenced to 80 death sentences and 5 million years along with 90 life sentences effective immediately” Kratos “ no “ Judge “ you’re free to go sir “

Your honor, in my client's defense...he was kinda angry

Your honor, my client was being manipulated by literal gods.

It's all fun and games till you get the circles above your head

I wonder which judge would dare to sentence Kratos.

Your honor, you were not there.

Your honor, my client only did it in game

Sir he pleads insanity

Your honor,the defendant is a calm and reasonable person…….. if the moment calls for calm

Juuuddggeeee !!! I bring the destruction of court 😂😂

Your honor, I must reiterate that my client is, in the words of the prosecution's witness, a calm and reasonable person

Your honour, in my clients defence, the gods hurt his feelings.

Your honor, my client was tricked and the gods broke a pinky promise

Your honor. My client clearly said “ZEUS!” ⚡️

Your honor,my client is badass so its ok