I used "I'm dehydrated AND a danger to society" from 0:13 as a shirt design my-store-11687677.creator-spring.com Edit: Añadí subtítulos en español [CC] Edit 2: French subtitles by Nex added Edit 3: Polish subs by Nartuz Edit 4: Russian subs by Tenebris Edit 5: Japanese subs by Anonymous

@tennethere5730

3 жыл бұрын

You are a amazing person and you should know that

@chenzhaowei2926

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao nice shirt

@Average_Eurobeat_Enjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

Describes me well

@bottomtext593

3 жыл бұрын

Do "If Purple Haze was used more often" in the next one

@dankbidoof

3 жыл бұрын

@@bottomtext593 😗🎶

that moment when adbul has been training for years to master his stand of fire and some kid can stop time lol

@theaaa2791

3 жыл бұрын

Wait I thought his name was avdol

@skrystelle

3 жыл бұрын

@@theaaa2791 it can be spelled both ways

@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote

3 жыл бұрын

@@theaaa2791 the japanese alphabet doesnt have a “vvv” sound but the original Egyptian name does (I assume, I mean I technically don’t know but why else would they change it to a v?), so in the manga they’d write “Abuduru” (approximately pronounced “ah-boo-doo-roo”) or something and the translation could be interpreted as “Abdol” or “Avdol” or whatever. As I’m writing this I’m researching more and it appears they do have a letter for foreign “v” sounds but the common person may pronounce it “b”(?) Or maybe like a Spanish v in that it sounds like a b and v hybrid. Likely depends on the individual saying it. Oh and I guess he’s a reference to a singer named Paula Abdul.

@theaaa2791

3 жыл бұрын

@@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote uhh what?

@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote

3 жыл бұрын

@@theaaa2791 Basically his name is “Abuduru” in Japanese, but when you translate it you could interpret it as “Avdol” or “Abdul.”

Jotaro: Why didn't you tell me you could stop time? Star Platinum: You never asked.

@Gamer_Oni927

3 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum would've just said Ora

@krel7160

3 жыл бұрын

@HoVee *Ora-Ora as stated in a nagging wife's tone*

@capybara9521

3 жыл бұрын

@@IRON_KING_KNIGHT you like your own comment stfu kid

@mozzen3517

3 жыл бұрын

@@capybara9521 Its actually cringe cause he copied the comment.

@jackattackanims8387

3 жыл бұрын

@@mozzen3517 2 people can have the same idea you don’t know he copied smh

I love how Jotaro assumed his stand ability was just to punch really hard for like 95% of the entire part

@yahiaaymankamaly3518

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair it worked pretty well for that 95% I wouldn't have questioned it either

@deezreez154

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda wish he figured it put earlier so kakyoin didnt have to die, kinda wanted to see him in Vento Aureo or diamond is unbreakable

@BeniTheTesseract

2 жыл бұрын

@@deezreez154 he... was in diamond is unbreakable... he killed the main villain...

@MixxC

2 жыл бұрын

@@BeniTheTesseract i think they where referring to kakyoin, not jotaro

@BeniTheTesseract

2 жыл бұрын

@@MixxC oh

Star platinum gives jotaro foods and drinks. Jotaro: *EVIL SPIRIT*

@johnnyjacksted6528

2 жыл бұрын

@Roger Loe Star Platinum: protects Jotaro from bullies Jotaro: *Evil spirit*

@gonfreecss9868

2 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum didnt gib him drinks xD

@lenduyo8657

2 жыл бұрын

He said star platinum doesn't give him drinks.

@keithplays1184

2 жыл бұрын

When you realize that also means he called himself evil

@sussy-auditor893

2 жыл бұрын

@@keithplays1184 fr

Jotaro : "Okay so, what ability do i have?" Star Platinum : "Ora."

@weelolol

2 жыл бұрын

Jotaro never learns he can stop time because he thinks its only ability is to ora

@imperialguardsman5726

2 жыл бұрын

@@weelolol to be fair that single ability carried jotaro through every single stand fight until dio

@vicentevillarroel5178

2 жыл бұрын

@@imperialguardsman5726 yes

@vivelespatat2670

2 жыл бұрын

@@imperialguardsman5726 Even against Dio this ability carried him till the road roller part

@saltboy7931

2 жыл бұрын

@@vivelespatat2670 well also the fact that he could move during stopped time

"I'm dehydrated *and* a danger to society." Comedy gold.

@amoghganpati1744

3 жыл бұрын

Story of my life

@weirdchamp4601

3 жыл бұрын

I missed that, had to go back and see it for myself 😂

@stinkymetalhead200

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a danger to society

@amoghganpati1744

3 жыл бұрын

@@stinkymetalhead200 Thanks to COVID, everyone’s a danger to society in their own special way

@stinkymetalhead200

3 жыл бұрын

@@amoghganpati1744 yeah but im dehydrated... do you even realize what that does to society? i truly am the lowest scum on Earth

For the entirety of part 3, Jotaro canonically thought his Stand ability was just punching really hard

@boygenius538_8

Жыл бұрын

no it was STAR FINGER

@haddy106

Жыл бұрын

​@@boygenius538_8did he just make up that as an ability then?

@koalaberrie

Жыл бұрын

@@haddy106 it's probably something to do with hamon, since jotaro described it as concentrating energy into the finger, and that's basically also how zoom punch works in hamon

@t-posekoichi2752

Жыл бұрын

@@koalaberrie not really, zoom punch works by dislocating your arm or something iirc

@user-jb9nz2fs2u

Жыл бұрын

@@haddy106 he explains it in the anime

And since they didn't meet Polnareff, he never found out about the Arrow, and didn't help Team Bucciarati. So Diavolo won in Part 5

@LuizJacom10

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@jkmunchy3942

2 жыл бұрын

Diavolo would've never thought of the arrow on his own + I'm not even sure if Giorno would be born in this situation

@tjrobertson9064

Жыл бұрын

@@jkmunchy3942 Giorno was born 4 years before the events of Stardust Crusaders, however one thing that stands out is the first point. The one who actually recovered the requiem arrow was in fact, Polnareff, so my guess is it just remains unknown until someone magically finds it, and I doubt it would be Diavolo.

@theonetruefusion8533

Жыл бұрын

@@jkmunchy3942 what? how the fuck is dio dying like 47 days earlier than what he dies in the manga erase giorno's existence?

@danurkresnamurti3598

Жыл бұрын

I think avdol will replace polnareff role. Avdol is the mind of group and wiser one. Also resoucefullness joseph chose him. Avdol journey on the west side and jotaro together with kakyoin in east side and will be on part 4 🤐😢😭. Also egypt person will be nice on italy culture and call back about ww2 joke.

“I’m dehydrated and am a danger to society” has got to be one of the best one liners ever lol

@user-vs9ds3dc2y

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@banankaka33

3 жыл бұрын

Cackled

@imshook3144

3 жыл бұрын

Fr lol

@nestornataren3845

3 жыл бұрын

LOL IKR

@wessltov

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable

"For some reason it keeps bringing me Doritos but never a drink..." Star Platinum is my spirit animal.

@angelic_Death.

3 жыл бұрын

@Barbare4032 if there was none then explain the doritos where there are doritos there is mountain dew and das a fact but what if its because star platinum is allergic to mountain dew.

@notveryartificial4486

3 жыл бұрын

During the Darby fight he finally got one

@muhmemedvevo9430

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why he called it evil spirit at first

@angelic_Death.

3 жыл бұрын

@Barbare4032 then that shop was doing something wrong

@LoopsBird

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Dio can stop time: literally no one besides 1-2 people know that he can stop time. Jotaro can stop time: Every vilain, every stand user, really everyone knows he can stop time

@maciejtrojanowski8665

Жыл бұрын

to be fair, Dio made some effort to hide his ability, like trolling Polnareff on stairs. None sane person would think, that he actually stops time, moves Polnareff down and goes back. Perfect troll and genius strategy from Dio

@egbertmilton4003

Жыл бұрын

@@maciejtrojanowski8665Well, it’s not like Jotaro announced his ability to everyone either.

@justinguyos5476

Жыл бұрын

How would anyone know Jotaro could stop time? It is not exactly an ability you could figure out by seeing it. Jotaro does not sound like the chatty sort to announce it either.

@syna6622

Жыл бұрын

@@justinguyos5476I know it’s not canon, but in eyes of heaven the jojo game, jotaro literally says “star platinum the world, i stopped time”. It’s a funny scene cause of how DIO never said anything about his stand power

@DonovannnYahir

Жыл бұрын

But no french man and no part 6 help no turtle😢

I love how that means that dio would be just going through his days and then time will randomly stop because of jotaro

@earthisadonut879

2 жыл бұрын

Not rlly he wouldnt be able to move in them yet so it wouldntnhqppen

@baconjimmy557

2 жыл бұрын

@@earthisadonut879 no he would, he gets the same 2 seconds that jotaro got when fighting DIO in stopped time

@earthisadonut879

2 жыл бұрын

@@baconjimmy557 No not rlly since jotaro got the timestop because he was in danger dio wouldnt be he would just be chilling

@xrefed

2 жыл бұрын

@@baconjimmy557 doesn't Dio get the amount he can stop time with like if he can stop time for 5 seconds then he can move in frozen time for 5 seconds

@nathenielsasuman9587

Жыл бұрын

@@earthisadonut879 wouldn't stopping time have a worldwide affect and dio who had 2 seconds of time going into jotaro stopping time and so did jotaro, jotaro didn't know he could move in Dios stopped time at first untill he tried moving So why would dio not be able to do the same and goddanm Im wasting my time I should dkdnwijsnejdjd fcudj fuckit

Imagine dio going "So it's the same type of stand as The World"

@epicgamerman2000

3 жыл бұрын

ZA WARUDO: STAR PLATINUM

@darkdimeondcadenvlogs5385

3 жыл бұрын

@@epicgamerman2000 HOLY DIVER: OCEAN MAN

@therealwhoever

3 жыл бұрын

Ova doe

@goggalcon2556

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkdimeondcadenvlogs5385 you mean HOLLY DIVER?

@eauwasser9137

3 жыл бұрын

It’s useless to beat the shit out of you without getting closer

Worst Timeline: Polnareff gets turned into a goopy monster because of DIO's bud and never avenges his sister, keeping loyal to DIO.

@chrirox4265

3 жыл бұрын

But iggy live happily full of dogs biatch

@alfonsoespinoza8846

3 жыл бұрын

*SPOILER WARNING FOR PART 5* He also can’t help giorno and the gangstars so do they just die to the villain

@tanyslp6426

3 жыл бұрын

@@alfonsoespinoza8846 well if dio died this early there is a high chance giorno wasnt made yet Edit: Thank you all for the likes and replies i now know that Giorno was born before stardust crusaders and feel like an idiot.

@tuskact4871

3 жыл бұрын

He was born before stardust crusaders.

@eriikrobles9495

3 жыл бұрын

@@tanyslp6426 he born before stardust crusaders

fun fact: this video title spoiled me that jotaro can also time stop, but it didn't stop me from getting surprised when he moved in stoped time when fighting dio

Love how no one commented “But dio can move in frozen time for a second” he was hardly aware that he could stop time at this point

@ionix831

Жыл бұрын

No . he actually said it when he was fighting jotaro in his mind that he found out his ability months ago like 6 months soo

@theonetruefusion8533

Жыл бұрын

thats about 4 months, being generous 3, so he hadn't been able to train it properly yet, the longer it is the more he can train it for

@ionix831

Жыл бұрын

@@theonetruefusion8533 dude . he did train and actually know how to stop time . BUT sometimes even if u can move in stop time and when someone else stops time u don't feel it . the only moment u can move inside someone's stopped time is if u actually WANT TO and if ur stands feels pursued by the ennemy . also he is dio bro he can stop time no excuse .

@theonetruefusion8533

Жыл бұрын

@@ionix831 what?

@ionix831

Жыл бұрын

@@theonetruefusion8533 what?

This is criminally underrated

@dankmemerbutbetter9378

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@forgottenjoestar8172

3 жыл бұрын

Truly

@JoaoVictor-25

3 жыл бұрын

True

@theconsumer879

3 жыл бұрын

How have I seen you comment on 3 different video lol

@forgottenjoestar8172

3 жыл бұрын

@@theconsumer879 who

I love how at the end even the camera man gets frozen in time

@hollowsid9623

3 жыл бұрын

Lol underrated

@SuperIntenseGamer

3 жыл бұрын

Even the all powerful Cameraman cannot resist ZA WARUDO

@derekhofstetler3998

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperIntenseGamer STOP RUSSIA: ZA WARUDO When Jotaro says Star Platinum, it sounds like stop Russia, I am not being political.

@untiff7169

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperIntenseGamer za warudo means the world and he uses star platinum bruh

@nietak1410

3 жыл бұрын

@@untiff7169 Wait a minute.. The world The world..?

I love how Polnareff never shows up implying they either just skipped him or Jotaro immediately kicked his ass

@OR56

Ай бұрын

Plane never crashed, they never encountered him

Enya T-posing has me deceased. Also, literally best ending since we can go into Part 4 with all of the Crusaders alive.

@andrewaigalew

Жыл бұрын

Polnareff becomes a deformed amalgamation of a thing because of Dio's death pre-Flesh bud extraction.

@OR56

Ай бұрын

except Polnareff

@genesismultiverse4896

10 күн бұрын

Except polnoref and iggy

Imagine them still taking 50 days to find Dio’s mansion while in Cario just because Iggy wasn’t there to find it.

@Dip7man

3 жыл бұрын

T R U E

@filipbitala2624

3 жыл бұрын

Rip polnareff

@darthmaul7434

3 жыл бұрын

@@filipbitala2624 Filip Bitala you're right because what happened to Okuyasu's dad would happen the same thing with Polnareff

@Sarghe420

3 жыл бұрын

Rip almost everyone of the stand users

@amuroray9115

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a pretty big ass castle. How many of those are in Cairo?

The plane would crash anyway, Joseph was on it

@blue_redo8051

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahah

@leanh.6196

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic

@Sleep539

3 жыл бұрын

FACTS

@Anon-xz7sg

3 жыл бұрын

That explains how my uncle died

@azureshieldchannel1969

3 жыл бұрын

That explains 9/11

I love how much trust DIO put into Tower of Grey that he would crash the plane

Technically this is accurate cause dio didn’t know he could stop time for awhile, that’s why he could only stop time for like 6 seconds at first, tbh Time Stop is one of the few stand abilities that can actually be trained/enhanced without a stand arrow, beetle arrow, or the path of heaven

@thegamerguy6634

2 жыл бұрын

5 seconds

@thanos80966

7 ай бұрын

tf a beetle arrow?

@zaikox4042

3 ай бұрын

@@thanos80966 requiem arrow from part 5

Real title: Jotaro speed running stardust crusaders

@ark1476

3 жыл бұрын

Glitchless Any%

@GeraldY.

3 жыл бұрын

WR

@szuieka

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, Dio. Wanna see me speedrun? ...Stupid Bitch.

@thermophile1695

3 жыл бұрын

Does the timer run while time is stopped?

@astonished-scout

3 жыл бұрын

@@szuieka *Wrong choice of words.* MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

"I'm dehydrated and I'm a danger to society!" Jotaro is a true gamer

@6powersofM

2 жыл бұрын

That's how he beat D'Arby at "Oh That's A Baseball"

@staeslait2343

2 жыл бұрын

"STAR PLATINUM: HATRED TOWARDS MINORITIES!"

@averageinternettroll

2 жыл бұрын

@@staeslait2343 STAR PLATINUM: MINORITY CRUSHER ATTACK

@pphuge7479

8 ай бұрын

Eddie hall reference?

Oh my gosh, I didn't realize just how much of the journey happened because that plane crashed XD

What I’ve always wondered is why there was a bunch of beer, magazines, and a boom box within two meters of his cell for Star Platinum to grab

@genesismultiverse4896

10 күн бұрын

Or any comics cause you'd think he'll like to see both manga and comics and compare them or read Spiderman oh maybe VHS and tv

For real though, one of my favorite parts about JJBA is how characters can do so much with so little. You've got crazy-ass Stands like a mf that turns into gas, or a literal shadow which makes you age in reverse, and Jotaro mops the floor with them using just his wits and a really buff guy who punches good.

@makaron369

3 жыл бұрын

punchy ghost

@owu9227

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Nyandola

2 жыл бұрын

Who knew he could sweep the floor with enemy stands when he got a punchy ghost

@pengmaeda9908

2 жыл бұрын

Hell, for the shadow guy, Child Jotaro without a stand was enough to take him down.

@Nyandola

2 жыл бұрын

@@pengmaeda9908 The younger Jotaro is the stronger he is B)

Imagine he did this entire time and acted like he couldn't.

@RidaRyokoShaBeacoNofHope

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually a theory making the rounds right now. Jotaro could always stop time, he just either did it subconsciously, or knew he could do it and used it very, very subtly, so that Dio would never find out he could do it.

@firepuppies4086

3 жыл бұрын

Considering the prison scene, he had the power but wasn't entirely aware of it.

@rabbitjack1990

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what I think that actually happened duing part 3.

@akoya5139

3 жыл бұрын

star platinum knew, but jotaro did not

@Wishhuhhh

3 жыл бұрын

@@rabbitjack1990 it's happened when he fought a blind stand user But in prison Sence it's clearly star platinum's speed Star platinum is faster then LIGHT (source manga)(chapter 6)

The scatman sounds after beautifully placed.

He never knew he could stop time because he never said "star platinum: the world"

Fun fact: Star Platinum knows how to stop time and Jotaro doesn't.

@tazionuvolari8142

3 жыл бұрын

Like a dead loop what do Gold Experience Requiem

@flamingcat1101

3 жыл бұрын

That would make sense during Stardust Crusaders until the final fight. There has been times were Star Platinum (I know he has light speed) has used stop time for at least one second, which would make sense with parts like the Egypt Water stand fight. It is similar to part 4 when Jotaro barely dodges Josukes punch and dodges to safety

@bachi7951

3 жыл бұрын

its actually true tho.. before ZA LEGENDARY RODO ROLLAH DA star platinum was so fast because he stopped time without jotaro even realizing

@akyioup4636

3 жыл бұрын

It's just like koichi and echoes

@LuckiSir

3 жыл бұрын

So kinda like Trish and Spice Girl, but Star Platinum’s too Jotaro to tell Jotaro about it

"So it's the same type of stand as the The World."

@ShuraEssays

3 жыл бұрын

That's cursed

@Galletita284

3 жыл бұрын

👀

@tvgaming2132

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I'm approaching you without running away i will pummel you jotaro! I can't beat the shit out of you without you coming closer.

@tjrobertson9064

3 жыл бұрын

Not anymore ig. Seeing as it doesn't exist anymore lol.

@redsusoverparadise2700

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShuraEssays Try watching Stardust Crusaders OVA, it's there.

Polnareff turned into a vicious creature since he still had the Flesh bud in his head

Incridible how jotaro guesses his stand ability first try

Star platinum: *gives Jotaro food* Jotaro: *I must be possessed by an evil spirit*

@James.D.B.

2 жыл бұрын

When you put it like that, it's kinda funny how Jotaro thought it was an *evil* spirit, unless he said "Yokai" in Japanese, in which case it makes sense

@Guuuun_

2 жыл бұрын

Only evil cuz he doesn't get the existing dorrito-mountain dew combo so no M O I S E N

@vandagylon2885

2 жыл бұрын

@@James.D.B. He says "悪霊", which is "Akuryou", which is "Evil Spirit".

@James.D.B.

2 жыл бұрын

@@vandagylon2885 Ah ok, thanks

@icecreamchief5417

2 жыл бұрын

@@vandagylon2885 Do we know if speedrunner Jotaro still beat those punks half to death with Star?

Pretty wild to think that a random Stand User whose fight didn't even last the whole episode is the reason Part 3 is 48 episodes instead of, like, 12.

@DBK_Productions

3 жыл бұрын

Yea it’d only be like 17 episodes if not for Tower of Grey

@stuckonaslide

3 жыл бұрын

i mean, the final fight was 4 episodes. so the part would be like 7 or 8.

@DBK_Productions

3 жыл бұрын

@@stuckonaslide 14

@dragoonthegamer5289

3 жыл бұрын

@@stuckonaslide I mean, DIO would still have a shitload of lackeys to throw at them while they fumble around in Cario looking for his house + Enya would still be in said house and she’d get like an episode, too. So it’d probably be closer to sixteen to eighteen.

@spazzmaticus9086

3 жыл бұрын

I mean that is the whole point of the tower tarot card, it represents a massive obstacle or setback on a journey.

Plot twist: the canon Jotaro Kujo would have told parallel Jotaro about stopping time

This would work, but both the jojos and dio have one common flaw: they can’t help talking before attacking

@elijahpadilla5083

3 жыл бұрын

Not true. Sometimes they talk *while* they're attacking lmao

@_CertifiedHoodClassic

3 жыл бұрын

@@elijahpadilla5083 So true

@zenixvampirchik652

3 жыл бұрын

@Gabriel 2020 it's passive ability of the world and start platinum By talking about how cool/smart you are, or how dumb/mistaken enemy is, you can pause the timer of time stop

@yuzurubrijer4556

3 жыл бұрын

Also Dio: *Instantly kills Nimrod without a word*

@toppingsplease

3 жыл бұрын

I wish some anime can just have fights without talking just like any normal person Edit: unless someone is chanting a spell ofc

Avdol and Kakyoin: *don't die* Iggy: *doesn't even get called up*

@undineablefestival9768

3 жыл бұрын

Polnareff: *blob noises*

@mishaweaponsguy484

3 жыл бұрын

@@undineablefestival9768 pucci:angry trying to get heaven noises

@capitalo1226

3 жыл бұрын

Polnareff: au revoir.

@archilarkania7203

2 жыл бұрын

Everything would be the same. They will call Iggy to assist them in battle against the greater number of stand users. After the plane didn't crash Dio will guard his mansion with all the stand users. They will still encounter Polnareff before Dio. Only difference is that the battles against secondary characters will happen at the same time and it will be the true chaos.

@SlainByTheWire

2 жыл бұрын

Poor Iggy, he just wanted to get hot bitches.

Jotaro: Stops Time Dio Reading a Book: What the fuck Dio shortly after: Oh no-

this is how part 3 could have been so short if the plane didn't crash

JOTARO: I’m possessed by an evil spirit Star platinum just trying to make sure he is comforted: sad ora noises

@SubjectSigma18

3 жыл бұрын

Star Plat is evil cuz he only gets him doritos

@Astro_weeeeee

3 жыл бұрын

No one questions how star platinum ever gets the stuff when he is a close range stand

@snekeater980

3 жыл бұрын

@@Astro_weeeeee the food store is on his right beyond the wall

@haIIucin0

3 жыл бұрын

@Santiago Sosa White Snake could move 50 meters but Made in Heaven had a range of like 1-2 meters, at least from what I remember.

@keshte380

3 жыл бұрын

@Santiago Sosa No, Star Platinum range is wide but the fighting range is limited thats why

But now... Polnareff is sad. And also, you know, all the stand users are terrorizing the planet and hiding.

@UwU_Slayer

3 жыл бұрын

So the plan is: CRASH THE PLANE PICK UP POLNAREFF GET ANOTHER PLAIN

@marcgarciacomas4491

3 жыл бұрын

Polnareff is now like okuyasu's father.

@epicgamingrevolution2935

3 жыл бұрын

Dont the stand users all have flesh buds for the most part and its explained in part 4 they all mutated or some weird shit after dio got dusted but not really?

@SchneeflockeMonsoon

3 жыл бұрын

@@epicgamingrevolution2935 Nah. Some just worked for DIO for fun. A few were paid. Some believed in him. Only Polnareff and Kakyoin were budded.

@abrahamo2895

3 жыл бұрын

@@SchneeflockeMonsoon and okuyasu's father

Here's what would happen, IN MY OPINION, if Jotaro figured out how to stop time much, MUCH earlier. Jotaro lands in jail for roughing up some kids with Star Platinum. While he roughs up the kids, unable to control Star Platinum, SP stops time and continues to beat the ever-loving shit out of them. The kids get knocked out, and the police take him away after arriving on the scene. Jotaro goes with them willingly. Jotaro spends some time in jail, and his stand steals some amenities for him because Jotaro still can't control him. Star Platinum steals the items by stopping time, reaching out of the bars, grabbing an object, and throwing it under Jotaro's bed. Jotaro's mother goes to visit him alongside Jotaro's grandfather. His grandfather, Joseph, brings a friend named Avdol after some rumors of Jotaro magically stealing items from the guards and prisoners. Avdol asks Jotaro about the rumors, and Jotaro tells him about a ghost that can freeze people and steal their belongings to give to Jotaro. Avdol tells him about stands and names his stand Star Platinum. The guards shout at Jotaro to leave the cell because his stay is over, and Jotaro refuses. The officer tries to enter the cell but magically gets teleported back outside when he enters. So, freaked out, the officer runs away. Joseph tells his grandson to get out of the cell, but Jotaro glares at him and remains stubborn. Avdol asks for permission to use force, and Joseph agrees. Avdol tries to force Jotaro out of the cell, and a fight ensues. Jotaro seems to stand completely still, yet Avdol flies back immediately after attacking Jotaro. After this, Joseph questions him, "Wait, you said your stand freezes people? How strange, because you didn't bring out your stand, yet Avdol flies back every time he approaches you," Joseph starts to think. "Hey," He says, "Your ability is stopping time. I've figured it out." Jotaro doesn't care and states so. He makes it clear that he refuses to leave. They give up after some time, and Jotaro remains, unable to be removed by law enforcement. Joseph comes back to visit Jotaro, telling him that his mother is sick and that Jotaro should see her. Hesitantly, and after some bickering, Jotaro finally leaves his cell. At her house, Joseph reveals that the family enemy DIO is behind his mother's sickness and locates him using spirit photography. They buy tickets to a plane and board it for Cairo, Egypt. On the plane is two stand users: Noriaki Kakyoin and Gray Fly. DIO sent them to assasinate Jotaro. Using Time Stop, Jotaro immediately kills Gray Fly. Kakyoin shoots Jotaro, but Jotaro recovers and knocks Kakyoin out. They discover Kakyoin has a flesh bud, and Star Platinum removes it with awe-inducing precision. Noriaki Kakyoin joins the team to repay them for saving him from DIO's control. They arrive in Cairo, but the crew has no clue where to look for DIO. DIO is likely quite a bit more inconspicuous due to knowing one of them is a time stopper. (DIO can sense Time Stop due to his ability to see into stopped time.) There will be more local stand users, and the story might have them stay in Cairo for a long time until they eventually find DIO and kill him, having to face quite a few stand users before they do so. It will resemble part 4 in a way.

😂 that one alternate dimension where Jotaro just knew he could stop time.

Imagine if he couldn't stop time and he just shot himself in the first episode

@No-yr9rs

3 жыл бұрын

His mom would seek revenge from DIO cuz he made her son think he could survive a bullet and gain the fighting spirit and determination to wield her stand. PLOT TWIST: the vines in her stand represent the flow of fate and her stand ability is to control time and fate in any way with the flowers on the vines. TL:DR: DIO gets rekt even more and even sooner than before.

@No-yr9rs

3 жыл бұрын

Best part is that other timelines and universes exist in jojo so it is canon (unless Im wrong)

@J0yceJ0star

3 жыл бұрын

@@No-yr9rs , you are right

@hermanmunster4607

3 жыл бұрын

As long as Diavolo dies, it's cannon

@jackcrocker5308

3 жыл бұрын

nah chief And a gold star

Would make sense if Jotaro said "There's nothing in THE WORLD that you can do to get me out of this cell" then he would start asking why they are frozen

@rainier7400

2 жыл бұрын

Absolute gold

@stormynight4856

2 жыл бұрын

@@rainier7400 *fighting gold*

@vardip4876

2 жыл бұрын

this comment deserves more likes

@lahiruerangafile

2 жыл бұрын

Or he'd feel the pause because dio is stopping time with the world

@mapes2572

Жыл бұрын

@@rainier7400 i understood that reference

I just remembered this video and I knew I had to come watch it again.

Poor Polnareff, now he will become a green blob like Okuyasu's dad

Even if Jotaro killed tower of gray, I feel like Joseph would still find a way to crash the plane

@neoqwerty

3 жыл бұрын

With Joseph's luck? Jotaro killed Tower of Gray and Gray Fly went flying into the plane's controls, knocking out the pilots.

@thestoopidiot870

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: he manages to crash it on DIO'S mansion

@danielkang1560

3 жыл бұрын

@@neoqwerty it's a fucking joke dude

@johnchina5276

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielkang1560 he also made a fucking joke dude

@mohammadshazan490

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielkang1560 yup his luck in battle tendency is just amazing and in stardust he's just crashing planes Half the time

Sadly this would also mean that Polnareff would never appear and so can't Iggy

@abrahamo2895

3 жыл бұрын

*neither

@gamesternator6134

3 жыл бұрын

@@abrahamo2895 yep... neither

@majungasaurus6814

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they can get iggy, maybe theyll try to get iggy once they go to eypt

@thecheezepirate340

3 жыл бұрын

at least iggy wont die now

@gamesternator6134

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecheezepirate340 yeah and instead keep being the king of dogs

Welp that was interesting I never thought that Jotaro would stop time earlier that be cool

I love how avdol is still alive.

@RandomGGs

3 жыл бұрын

ANd they didnt meet polnareff

@davethebss

3 жыл бұрын

@@RandomGGs which has probably met a sad fate according to comments

@VeryHappyPizza

2 жыл бұрын

@@davethebss wait does this mean that giorno wasn’t born

@akuaku9252

2 жыл бұрын

@@VeryHappyPizza Dio could have done the deed before they arrived.

@hunterofdarkness8329

2 жыл бұрын

@@akuaku9252 Wasn't Giorno born before stardust crusaders

the animations are smooth. the cleanest editing i have ever seen. well done!

Tbh, i feel like star platinum itself actually already know how to do it himself because sometimes stands have their own conciousness or smthing, like for example, echoes act 3 can talk, like actually talk and have a conversation with the stand user or maybe golden experience requiem, when he used return to zero and explained about its power e0, he said even giorno himself the stand user dont even know about it so its probably the same as star platinum, he knows but he just doesnt tell joraro about it lol, so... yeah idk ehh

1:27 I thought that was real

@frostyashs

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh The Horizon is a jojo fan i see

@Zinkaai

3 жыл бұрын

Verified comment but don’t has a lot of likes? Let me help u.

@chadcat

3 жыл бұрын

the horizon

@hongkongshitposter

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@derkater5489

3 жыл бұрын

Me too It scared the shit out of me, since I watched it during the night

Welp, polnareff didn't avenge his sister and turned into a green blob just like okuyasu's dad did.

@vreikezen8268

3 жыл бұрын

Which means KINGU CRIMSON Ruled the World And Giorno Dies

@gotnukes5319

3 жыл бұрын

and now a gay priest is fighting diavolo cause he killed his boyfriend(dio)

@xshadowx32hd66

3 жыл бұрын

If Dio died early then Giorno and his 3 brothers won't even exist. Trish dies and Fugo won't leave.

@vreikezen8268

3 жыл бұрын

@@xshadowx32hd66 Yed, that's what i'm saying.

@xshadowx32hd66

3 жыл бұрын

@@vreikezen8268 Diavolo's bizarre adventure

Jotaro: "Why didnt you tell me you could stop time?" Star Platinum: "Ora"

Jotaro: Im a dnger to society Joseph: WELL IM A DANGER TO PLANES AND WE ARE ON ONE RIHT NOW MUAHAHAHAHA

Sucks about Polnareff, though...

@Lava_Lazy

3 жыл бұрын

he still looking for who killed his sister

@A_itsar

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lava_Lazy nah he be like okuyasu dad if he still has that thing in his head

@No-pl8qu

3 жыл бұрын

@@A_itsar yea

@kasnov8956

3 жыл бұрын

that's in the anime but in the manga, I think he didn't have the flesh bud

@timli3883

3 жыл бұрын

but at least the speedwagon foundation guys be alive

Unfortunately, Polnareff never got his flesh bud removed, so when DIO died, he turned into an amalgamation like the Nijimura father and part 5 was never completed :(

@Thenumberonehater1

3 жыл бұрын

More like Part 5 ended with Diavolo becoming unstoppable.

@fireelighting8610

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thenumberonehater1 technically yea, it's pretty much obvious that polnareff is going to be like that, and if it was, then not only he should feel bad for not avenging his sister, but he would have to suffer the same fate as the nijumara father too :(

@Thenumberonehater1

3 жыл бұрын

@@fireelighting8610 damn, that's harsh tbh.

@fireelighting8610

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thenumberonehater1 yea, I mean can you imagine? I hate to break it, and we do love our great crusader, but if he hadn't met jotaro, he would unfortunately not get the help to turn back, he would pretty much be stuck like that, this time, without an adventure, no stand users that could help and so on so, I mean nijumura father had some chances like josukes healing or even giorno, but non of that goes to polnareff, but let's be glad that non of this happened right?

@Thenumberonehater1

3 жыл бұрын

@@fireelighting8610 definitely

I just found out something. If the plane didn’t crash, they wouldn’t see polnareff and wouldn’t be able to remove dios fleshbud, therefore making polnareff into a green glob

damn, in the actual anime/show that beetle actually carried so hard for Dio

"would stopping time be a stand ability?" 'W H A T'

@Kenji_25

3 жыл бұрын

A

@alchemykamishiro

3 жыл бұрын

H

@Rhinzi

3 жыл бұрын

_T A H_ -replies here

@BruhBruh-zs1ud

3 жыл бұрын

*T A H* replies. These are the stupid replies

@Kenji_25

3 жыл бұрын

@@BruhBruh-zs1ud You don't need to reply, you know? 😅

0:39 *and at this moment, they realized they weren’t the main character*

@jahangirkabir750

3 жыл бұрын

*V I s I b l e d a n c e*

@macaemeia146

3 жыл бұрын

pour josefh

@YourAveragePersonOnTheStreets

3 жыл бұрын

Damn true

@Stealthful_

3 жыл бұрын

@@macaemeia146 yeah I suppose.

@littleredruri

3 жыл бұрын

*techno meltdown*

"I'm dehydrated AND a danger to society" will never not make me laugh

i was like where tf is polnareff but then i realized they would have never met him or iggy 😭

On a small note, jotaro finding out he can stop time early also means he'd have time to become more proficient in it's use.

@gabriel_nadal

3 жыл бұрын

If that was so in part 4/6 he'd be able to stop time for more seconds, but instead, he only stops time for 2 miserable seconds...

@ryanvo6955

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabriel_nadal isn’t that because he stopped using time stop for a while?

@mas7rreaper126

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanvo6955 yes and also partly due to the fact that he’s a human unlike Dio who was a vampire

@gabriel_nadal

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanvo6955 Well, that and his age, DIO can only improve his time stop because he's a vampire and has a lot of energy. Bruh, the other guy already said that...

@madladdie7069

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabriel_nadal His age isn't really that much of a factor in Part 4. He's only 28 then after all.

Why did avdol did not burn the house its daylight

@flashrunner2689

3 жыл бұрын

writers be like: "Wait a minute?"

@Sasha_Prime

3 жыл бұрын

avdol shouldn't commit arson, he's too pure

@doorstopper674

3 жыл бұрын

Its made out of concrete

@gokusuperultrafanboy3589

3 жыл бұрын

venti is so cute :flushed:

@smickothesmickest

3 жыл бұрын

Because uhh... Because of plot reasons

Yay, Kakiyon lives!

Kakyoin just there at the end like "I don't even know why I skipped school"

Jotaro: Wait if you told me I could stop time my friends wouldn't be dead Star Platnium: ora

@cheeselive1

2 жыл бұрын

Funfact : ora mean "no" in java I was bored and somehow discovered this on Google translate

@binangatanpubolon4911

2 жыл бұрын

@@cheeselive1 im pretty sure you are Javanese

@user-jh8ji3yv4y

Жыл бұрын

@@cheeselive1 in japan too

@fathirmuhammadgibran5389

Жыл бұрын

@@cheeselive1 yes in java ora means no i in java

"Why is a stag beetle on the plane?" "Oh gross, ill get it" *Jobin is angry*

@twistedmelodysama9603

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@ingenuity23

3 жыл бұрын

Spoiler for jojolion *Jobin is dead*

@Royozo-nh5tq

3 жыл бұрын

@@ingenuity23 well joshus info isn't that reliable so

@tsaicin

3 жыл бұрын

@@ingenuity23 well joshu said he was gonna do an equivalent exchange with him so he would be alive.

@blitz7488

3 жыл бұрын

Hey guys is the ac working, i coulda sworn it isnt usually this hot.

Dankbidoof thanks for the subtitles. It would be a real pity if i couldbt show this to my friends since they speak french and im the only one who speaks english fluently. They need to see this masterpiece.

Jotaro: Is possessed by a spirit Locks himself to avoid hurting people Kills a vampire Has a wife Be like Jotaro

@danielmaugh2027

8 ай бұрын

You forgot "can stop time"

The plane will crash cuz there was "4" crusaders there.

@aceybaby8647

3 жыл бұрын

You just had to bring that one up didn't you 🤣

@dumworks3440

3 жыл бұрын

Damn that mista and his trick XD

@cringekid07

3 жыл бұрын

Four crusaders AND Joseph on the plane?

@abdulhaleemdomado3132

3 жыл бұрын

Bad luck

@Leeec1

3 жыл бұрын

@@cringekid07 3 Crusaders and Joseph In the plane, they didn't met polnareff and iggy

Jotaro: If I can shoot a gun point blank at my face and star platinum is fast enough to catch it, I wouldnt be surprised if hes fast enough to manipulate the flow of time. So fast as to even *stop* it Star platinum: *nervously sweating*

@Sweet_Lord

3 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum: *nervous Ora*

@itstoasty7089

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: Yare yare, my stand will make fights boring…

@haelstrom101

3 жыл бұрын

He also could've been waiting to catch it, but Jotaro didn't notice. But, if that's not the case, isn't it that Jotaro isn't affected by time stop? it's HIS stand after all

@user-zo5ge3dn4o

3 жыл бұрын

Star platinum: don’t put me on the spot, we can’t let the viewers till like 30 episodes later

@mindbent.

3 жыл бұрын

doesnt star platinum move at the speed of light though? i remember reading that somewhere

1:39 *"We put 'Bitch' in the GPS and it brought us here."*

Kakyoins and Abdul in end be like : "wait what just happened? Is over already?"

The alternate timeline where Avdol stays single and also alive

@adamdimitri2562

3 жыл бұрын

He was always single, what happened was just magnets clashing due to Mariah's stand

@zTrickyy

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamdimitri2562 no he meant single by his arms when he fought vanilla ice

@BigCheddarr

3 жыл бұрын

@@zTrickyy “fought”

Jotaro:speedruns part 3 Araki: No, this isn’t how you are supposed to play the game!

@sansinator0889

3 жыл бұрын

Araki: Does his original dio idea.

@AzumarillConGafasBv

3 жыл бұрын

read the manga*

@petalsinthebreeze

2 жыл бұрын

@@sansinator0889 ?? Explain

@myriousGE

2 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: while then, you shouldn’t have coded in a back door for the player

@danielmaugh2027

8 ай бұрын

Nintendo: add a patch so the player can't complete part 3 early Araki: Done!

I just realized that Polnareff would never escape DIO's control and maybe have the same fate of Okayasu's dad :(

Am I the only one who feels avdol’s theme is underrated??? I mean it sounds so cool!

Careful you might run out of budget

@Pachu7655-i5d

3 жыл бұрын

For season 4 you mean?

Alternative title: If Jotaro could type “Gay” on his gps

@bitterjames

3 жыл бұрын

i think you meant to say "BItch"

@bitterjames

3 жыл бұрын

@@vreikezen8268 must be fun having such a dry ass humor

@vreikezen8268

3 жыл бұрын

@@bitterjames I love ruining people's life

@bitterjames

3 жыл бұрын

@@vreikezen8268 ruin yours for a change

@vreikezen8268

3 жыл бұрын

@@bitterjames Sure, I will. Edit : k i did it with research.

No Polnareff or Iggy, but at least no one dies.

I was like "wait dio can also pause time" till I remembered bro got that WHILE the crusaders were on the way lol

Sucks for polnareff to not avenge his sister BUT HEY, Kakyoin's alive ok yall seem to be misunderdstanding what's gonna happen to certain characters -Iggy wasn't added to the team, so he most likely stayed in the cage avdol put him in -Polnareff would lose his head squid, but he won't turn into a green mush like the Okuyasu's dad, because Ok's dad sold his soul to DIO, while Pol just got a forehead squid -The entire DiU plot is able to stay the same -And most of Vento Aureo would also stay the same, but Pol would be replaced by Kakyoin or Avdol (most likely Kak) -Stone Ocean won't change either

@Xavier-cv2vw

3 жыл бұрын

advol too, iggy probs too

@ashii_ii

3 жыл бұрын

@NeonPipeline And I think pucci would get revenge and part 6 would still happen.

@Xavier-cv2vw

3 жыл бұрын

You both make good points.

@mcsneezelaloop4922

3 жыл бұрын

God damit, out of all the deaths in jojo, Kakyoins hits different.

@Xavier-cv2vw

3 жыл бұрын

@@mcsneezelaloop4922 hmmm, depends, ceasar hits hard too

1:51 i love how they get confused when time resumes.

@Aldi__130

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah ik right

@BrandonBattleblade

3 жыл бұрын

Is it weird that you too have almost the same profile picture? For a second I thought he replied to himself

@aquilesalves9264

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrandonBattleblade its not weird, its culture Become Bruhify.

@BrandonBattleblade

3 жыл бұрын

@@aquilesalves9264 Yeah I do keep seeing some guy with a moustache and someguy without a moustache that almost have the same pics so I guess it's culture by now

@ninnikins4768

3 жыл бұрын

expect joseph obviouisly

If jotaro know how to stop time the episode would be short. Becuase of the stop time he could kill all Dio's servant.

If this happened I would like to see how parts 4 through 6 would have changed TBH

Assuming that they didn't take 50 days to defeat DIO there's a good chance that Josuke will not have his haircut because Josuke will not be bring to the hospital due to him only bring sick for a short period of time, if DIO is defeated.

@James.D.B.

2 жыл бұрын

It'd also mean Josuke probably wouldn't have been able to beat Rohan since he won due to being blinded by rage (Assuming Rohan could find another way to open Josuke's eyes that is)

@ceegee5897

2 жыл бұрын

@@James.D.B. If that was the case, Im pretty sure eventually Jotaro would catch on that Josuke and Co. were loosing their memories cuz of Rohan then beat his ass. Or maybe Rohan would still find out about Reimi eventually, get his resolve to find Kira, and then give Josuke and Co. they're memories back to help him because Kira is that much of a threat

@ydn2911

2 жыл бұрын

Josuke’s backstory would’ve already happened before the Crusaders even entered the plane, so that is very unlikely.

@unorthodoxpickle7014

2 жыл бұрын

@@ydn2911 not really, the flashback was in the midst of the near end of the 50 days

@ydn2911

2 жыл бұрын

@@unorthodoxpickle7014 In retrospect, you’re right.

1:53 Avdol & Kakyoin: bro wtf yo jotaro chill Joseph: *Thats my grandson lol*

@hypercommand8778

3 жыл бұрын

Joseph approves this

@stranger342

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez trash noob roka the world rn go cry. U gonna cry? Aww what a cry baby

@omgwow9206

3 жыл бұрын

@@stranger342 YBA in a nutshell

@yourlocalLoreenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

@@omgwow9206 As a yba player I can confirm BTW I Main tusk act 4

@MC11723

3 жыл бұрын

@@omgwow9206 ikr

I love how polnareff and iggy isn't even in the group/Stardust Crusaders sad :(

Fun fact this video on my recommended is how I learnt jotaro could stop time before I managed to finish stardust

They would still have to make an emergency landing due to the old man dying mid flight

@irequestabuff8484

3 жыл бұрын

E E Enrique Gabriel Negro they’ll hide the body

@angeltrujillo2255

3 жыл бұрын

They also still had to crash it because the pilots were already dead when the beetle confronted them

@diogenessilviocemartins9019

3 жыл бұрын

A flight from Japan to Egypt is pretty long, the plane would probably make a few stops regardless. Passengers would come and go, a few stand users blending among them. *Maybe* the crusaders would agree that it was too dangerous for the civilians, and would try to make their way by land. Jotaro would destroy all of the enemy stand users, except for the ones that would try to kill someone separated from him, or in a situation like Death 13, where Jotaro would still be at risk. Kinda like part 4 I guess

pros: this is fast cont: polnareff will become okuyasu father, giorno and gang will go bye-bye, they never knew about stand arrow, there is almost zero experience, and the worst of all, it will become "Butterfly Effect"

@kanseidorifto2430

3 жыл бұрын

Although another Stardust Crusader would probably fill the role of Polnareff, more than likely being Avdol due to the likelihood of Kakyoin joining the Speedwagon Foundation and going about with Jotaro, similar to Koichi.

@awesomeanbar9402

3 жыл бұрын

Giorno and the gang wouldn't go completely "bye-bye", at some point someone would discover the requim ability before Giorno fights Diavolo, because it's fate and you can't change that, also they would've probably fought Polnareff on their way back to Japan so there's still a chance

@jarofbread1175

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, at least kakyoin, iggy and avdol won't die (probably)

@notangevip537

3 жыл бұрын

Dio had his kids before stardust crusaders if I remember correctly

@kakyoindonut3213

3 жыл бұрын

@@awesomeanbar9402 I know but, if butterfly effect occurred, giorno and the boys will have another way or maybe they defeat diavolo with something else like "The sacret black Telescope" that will grand you a powerful stand,