New! Check out Episode #3: kzread.info/dash/bejne/goybuat-hbGsnco.html

@AlienVecna

Жыл бұрын

Cool!

@kylie4032

Жыл бұрын

SLAY

@lolaashton1124

Жыл бұрын

Slay

@Riley_Bren

Жыл бұрын

Slay ❤

@skysi-ip5ct

Жыл бұрын

Oh why do you have to copy the "so you see" part in @DharMann

Imagine how difficult it was for everyone on set not to laugh their asses off with the dialogue being spoken.

@mareconatienza4887

Жыл бұрын

that is so true tho

@josephosei268

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be able to act cause I would be laughing

@froggyxboba7687

Жыл бұрын

So truee

@rhondagarcia2776

Жыл бұрын

@@vectoriqq lol

@ssDonatelloss

Жыл бұрын

@@josephosei268 same

This feels almost like an AI generated dhar Mann episode and I love it

@theninjyxl3593

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@Jakepearl13

Жыл бұрын

@@bsmn2oid “we trained an AI to become a KZreadr. Here’s what happened.”

@burnticecream7731

Жыл бұрын

omg it does

@jaisalsa

Жыл бұрын

So the parents lost there kid and teens kidnapped a random kid and adopted him. The parents also are able to pull “cool teen party’s”😂😂😂😂

@Portahooty

Жыл бұрын

There is actually a website where you can do something like that

“I was a ghost” best line💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

"go to the kids store and get a kid" had me laughing 🤣

Poor Braxton.Will he ever return, his fate is still unknown? And what of the Spanish egg?

@emotionalsupportfurry8284

Жыл бұрын

And he never got his Giant GummiBear on a Stick! (TradeMark)

@taneeshajackson1817

Жыл бұрын

He is now a somalian pirate

@thebros_real

Жыл бұрын

Congrats on being pinned!

@sorrybutthisaccountisnotbe9590

Жыл бұрын

I actually feel sad for Braxton and his parents didn’t even try to look for him they just didn’t care :(

@sorrybutthisaccountisnotbe9590

Жыл бұрын

But that replacement is and sound pretty cute

"Get a kid at the kid store" Best line ever.

@expired_lemmons8629

Жыл бұрын

@Twice Once Timmy and Tommy 💀💀💀💀

@joeikekidschannel8718

Жыл бұрын

no adoption center

@Press-Play3

Жыл бұрын

Where else do baby’s come from

@tocabanana1637

Жыл бұрын

Yes haha

@minicat123yt

Жыл бұрын

aka orthan ige

Braxton: “This is just a condiment.” Babysitter: “…And I took that personally.”

@user-ed5ir2db1k

11 күн бұрын

Cyans mom is banksy😮😮😮😮😮

"This is just a condiment" "WOAH! You are too young to say that word!"

I love how the parents don’t even care that their kid got lost and aren’t even worried 😂😂

@metallicstar3385

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@yukii220

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@MythicalGaming25

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same exact thing

@mollybolton8425

Жыл бұрын

They're Pro-Life PARENTS. They HAD the baby!!! Of course librels like u wouldn't understand

@n0t_kayla

Жыл бұрын

Fr

My favorite lines “That’s just the Spanish word for egg” “I’m just a teen with no responsibility’s” “HA you shot his head off” “Just get a kid from the kid store”

@MrJugular

Жыл бұрын

There’s a sale on robloxes at the Gamer store

@deannaphillips3842

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@user-bu6ds3pf4t

Жыл бұрын

“Here you go child.”

@hiimapenguin

Жыл бұрын

​@@MrJugular teens teens teens teens teens teens teens teens teens

@Pheus11

7 ай бұрын

Spanisb word for egg is huevo

The best lines: "Get a kid at the kid store" "We kiss on the mouth every week" "Whoa, you are way to young for that word" "Take our egg thing and leave me alone"

@VipJammer

7 ай бұрын

our" ... . . . . . wha that big thing for tacos isnt our buster💀

@Goldycollectsstuff1237

5 ай бұрын

And, “I was a ghost”.

@gator8324

5 ай бұрын

"Get a kid at the store"💀

@6hostly.

Ай бұрын

too*

I know Vat19 has changed a lot, but let’s all agree: Vat19 is still the best channel and Vat made a ton of memories. Thank you for existing, Vat19

So powerful. When she said “get a kid at the kid store” I felt that through my bones

@baldheaveley

Жыл бұрын

There’s a sale at Roblox’s video game store

"Avocado is just the Spanish word for egg" "He's not a stranger. We kiss on the mouth almost every week" "I'm over at that little freak's house babysitting. Wanna do a mouth kiss?" I love this so much

@vat19

Жыл бұрын

Feel free not to take it seriously

@moa_143

Жыл бұрын

@@vat19 lol

@Sensist2_68

Жыл бұрын

Sauce

@whittydabomb2496

Жыл бұрын

"kid store"

@whittydabomb2496

Жыл бұрын

i think they meant adoption center

I love how this is just a “Dhar Mann be like” video lol

As a bassoon player, I agree that losing your child to go to a bassoon concert is worth it.

I like how Slone always says “I was a ghost.” At the end of the skits

@bree1410

Жыл бұрын

And scene.

@mallowanimationsyt4646

Жыл бұрын

“And that is KZread acting!”

@_magic_.

Жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo ok 😊

@WinterSWW

Жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo ok i wont if it was dangerous you jsut saved us thank you

@dandefish

Жыл бұрын

“Slone” LMAOOAKAMAMAMA

*now get upstairs your going to ruin our kissing vibe* HAD ME DYING OF LAUGHTER🤣

@LiaValeSantiago

Жыл бұрын

0:58

LEGEND HAS IT BRAXTON IS STILL ROAMING AROUND IN THE STREETS 😩

“EVERYONE THERES A SALE ON ROBLOX’S AT VIDEO GAME STORE” really had me cracking up

11:01 garret thought flat lining sounded like a cool skateboard trick.

@book_roblox

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀 බොල what-

@PizzA_TimE

Жыл бұрын

Oh it flipped not only the skateboard

“This is just a condiment.” “YOU ARE WAY TOO YOUNG TO BE SAYING THAT WORD!” This part got me. 😂💀

@ManyaSinha

Жыл бұрын

samee i almost died of laughter

@georgedavison7640

Жыл бұрын

Woah buddy calm down with the languages no need for the c word

@lylah.editz4u

Жыл бұрын

Condoms be like: HE DOESNT MEAN ME HE MEAN TAMATO SAUCE

I love how the family lost their kid and they are all happy and cheering up 😂

They literally just forgot about their kid 😂 5:25

@OJazzy_RobloxO

Күн бұрын

Fr

I love the fact that the parents just did not care that their kid is missing

@hopeXD7783

Жыл бұрын

ye and they say now we dint have any kids we can do whatever i want and that... is XD

@kanphot7582

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@noahseeram4118

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@noahseeram4118

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Katxiia-_-

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

I cant believe they managed to get a cameo from THE JAMIE SALVATORI

@fizaroli3420

Жыл бұрын

U GOT PINNED

@megansmith8438

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations

@86thsummer

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasparker2417 That's cool and all but not that big a deal.

@stickii_B

Жыл бұрын

I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH ‘THE JAMIE SALVATORI’

@WinterSWW

Жыл бұрын

I CANT BELIEVE IT THE JAMIE SALVATORI HOW DID THEY GET HIM ON THE VIDEOS HES MY IDOL

1:12 That's worst than mouth pushing 1:23 " *I lOvE bEiNg A tEeN* "

“Go to the mall and get a kid at the kid store” ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 🤣

The fact that these videos aren’t too far from the actual videos Dharmann makes💀

@Lolalalaland

Жыл бұрын

ikr!😊

"Avocado is just the spanish word for egg" MOOD

@uniqueknows2047

Жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo ok i wont

@raymondflores3201

Жыл бұрын

THEY ARE CALLED HUEVOS IN SPANISH BC I KNOW SPANISH

@uniqueknows2047

Жыл бұрын

@@raymondflores3201 (gasp) good for you

“This is just a condiment” “You are too young for that word” got me lmao

In case anyone is wondering what avocado actually means, its from the Aztec word āhuacatl. Aside being the actual word for the avocado fruit, said word was also used as a slang term/euphemism for a... well, "testicle". Another similar example would be the English words "ball" and "nut", and the word for eggs (jajca) in my own language of Slovene. This was unnecessarily long, but fun to research!

@Squirletta

4 ай бұрын

I'm not trying to be rude but me and my head "Geek😒😒😒

@kaydubsthekoifish

4 ай бұрын

@@Squirletta it's alright lol I actually didn't know what the word meant at first, but decided to fact-check and share my findings, in case anyone was wondering about it too. I literally wrote it down while I was reading about it.

“We’re not just making stories, we’re changing advertising “

@halhal4185

Жыл бұрын

Dher Mann

@lechonkwoopersupremacy9029

Жыл бұрын

Bhar Womann

@PizzA_TimE

Жыл бұрын

Dheer man?

@PRGME7

11 ай бұрын

dhurr mann

This feels like your daily Dhar Mann video but more funnier

@BeanSoupp061

Жыл бұрын

Right

@Ihavealotofmalefriends

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Notgwen96

Жыл бұрын

Oof thats gotta hurt🪦

@RIP_Society

Жыл бұрын

Wdym daily

@domg3348

Жыл бұрын

ikr

" do you wanna come over a do a mouth kiss??? 😏😏😏" had me dead.

" Im A cOoL tEeNaGeR wItH nO rEsPoNsaibIlItIeS " like omg lmao 0:34

i love how the babysitter calls the kid by a different name every time

@vanmapa1216

Жыл бұрын

bingo

@kitty6944

Жыл бұрын

inoska be like:

When the teen said “Avocado is just the Spanish word for egg,” it had me rolling on the floor laughing!

@josuebarreragonzalez5627

Жыл бұрын

Tecnically they are somewhat eggs, the have reptile-like skin, carry green things inside it and we don't eat the egg-inside-the-egg

@ChickenTrendy

Жыл бұрын

I wonder…..

@crunchguy840

Жыл бұрын

Isn't it Nahuatl for testicle?

@josuebarreragonzalez5627

Жыл бұрын

@@crunchguy840 ...No, it isn't who told you that?

@mareconatienza4887

Жыл бұрын

the teens irl name is leslie from vat19

10:58 i love how Garrett just celebrated before dying

0:40 GREEN EGG THING!? you mean avocado?

it took me way too long to realise that the student sitting in the back left at 6:40 with the lacrosse stick is canonically the same student from the last dhar man parody. the lore is too good

@vat19

Жыл бұрын

And his teacher turned father.

@Zi821

Жыл бұрын

wow nice detail vat19

@glamrockbonnie5983

Жыл бұрын

@Vat19 glad to know that they ate still going strong in their relationship

@AlvinFlang69420

Жыл бұрын

@@vat19 The Vat 19 Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe.

@whiterabbit8957

Жыл бұрын

@@AlvinFlang69420 the v19dmcu

I love how the children are just disposable it makes it much more realistic

@laxatives0

Жыл бұрын

You love children 💀💀👀

@jesuis244

Жыл бұрын

This is so life change

@PizzA_TimE

Жыл бұрын

@@jesuis244 ikr?!? So life are changer!!😍😍

@lonelyrblx8078

Жыл бұрын

500th like

@langstonreese6919

Жыл бұрын

ikr

“It’s an avocado” “That’s just the Spanish word for egg”

“Drinks too many bang energy drinks and goes to a caffeine paralysis” So random 😭🤣 love thissss

"He's not a stranger, we kiss on the mouth almost every week." She does make a sound argument.

@Japan401

Жыл бұрын

And a sus quote

4:42 I love how they just let a lady walk in to the house just for her to violent “feel the child’s smile” and they just stand there feeling blessed.

"I'm a teen so i dont care what goes in my body" 😏😏

I wanna watch the bloopers of this series so bad

8:32 Kyle in that ,, quiet kid " outfit just makes me laugh every time 🤣

@deannaphillips3842

Жыл бұрын

Yeah omg lol

“And we never would had known if it wasn’t for a blind woman” had me laughing hard and then gave the child to the woman!! A masterpiece the world does not know it has..

The fact the man was hiding behind the lamp💀💀

BRO THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH ALL THREE OF THE STORIES HAD ME LAUGHING keep up the content!

“ but he can still type using his big boy hands” 😂

@CHLOE-jf5hg

Жыл бұрын

Can you tell me whys she has a pencil nose

Kyle is so emotionless when it comes to acting but I love it

@retroryan838

Жыл бұрын

I think they did that on purpose. It’s way funnier than actual acting.

@PoppyxHallexBrooke

3 ай бұрын

😢😢

this is like a dream you forget after waking up

I love how she was just casually having peanuts in her bag💀

3:59 HE DID A GOOD JOB HIDING!

@DogeKingdom

Жыл бұрын

"He shore did"

@Japan401

Жыл бұрын

Literally

Bro’s sisters nose turned from a paintbrush to a spray can to a pencil 💀

@MommyOfMutants

Жыл бұрын

It’s her mother

@victorlolxd7347

7 ай бұрын

@@MommyOfMutantsno its banksy

That dab was personal

the line: "he can still type with his big boy hands" made me laugh so much

Timmy's dad: **exists** Braxton's dad: "Hold my missing child."

“Mouth kiss” “Spanish Egg” “[JUICY FART]” “Big Boy hands” “Heel Flip” “Not just a dog, but he is also hungry.” Best lines ever written and said. 👍❤️‍🔥👍

The fact the parents don’t even care that their kid is missing

My reaction to the first one was "Yo is that a wavebird?!"

Boy: *this is just a condiment* Babysitter: *gasps* you are too young for that word! Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how the parents are just so chill about the son being gone 😂

Omg kyle as the weird teen bf is so funny I cant

THIS IS SO FUNNY ESPECIALLY THE RBLOX THING THE KID STORE AND THE "green egg thing"

Jamie plays such a convincing Dhar Mann role loll

@christhebirb

Жыл бұрын

Those acting classes really paid off, huh.

5:48 “goodbye I was a ghost”

This looks like an episode of bizarbark and im here for it😂😂😂

"This is just a condiment."

I love how the parents don't care about their missing child and instead of finding him they are going to throw parties 😑 poor Braxton

@some_waffle689

Жыл бұрын

Bad parents

@WeaselPeterson

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@bo0ocup831

Жыл бұрын

U mean Brian?

@courtneysieu3246

Жыл бұрын

@@bo0ocup831 I'm pretty sure it was Braxton

@bo0ocup831

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but they kept changing his name remember

"i'm a teenager with no responsibilities" "im a teen so i dont care what goes into my body" i love this video

Best lines Bye-bye, I was just a ghost That’s just the Spanish word for eggs Get a kid from the kids store Logan just murdered 30 murals Are you my mom now?

I think they stole the kid 2:39

"This is awesome, and this music is so cool." "Yeah, it's from TikTok." That subverted my expectations very quickly.

"but he can still type with his BIG BOY HANDS" turned me into joker for 1 month

Kid:*mysteriously vanishes* The Parents: oh no any way-

Imagine leaving your kid and saying we don’t have responsibility bruh

Legend has it that Braxton is still looking for his family.

@rahmashaikh7872

Жыл бұрын

you mean bingo?

@SleepdeprivedCitrus

Жыл бұрын

Do you mean Bradley

@Averagecrackernamedmicheal

Жыл бұрын

69 likes

this is the sequel we all needed

these videos are more dhar mann than dhar mann

Oh my God, these videos were so emotional I literally started crying😭

I love how Garrett just dies after apologizeing also the rock didn't train for acting originally

@Heavymetalstonie420

Жыл бұрын

What do you think wrestling is mostly acting so yeah he kinda did train

I absolutely love that you guys even made fun of how out of touch Dhar Mann's videos are when it comes to younger generations.

"Dis s jusnacoensodnent" 😂

@aquastartv1895

15 күн бұрын

"whoa. you are way too young to say that word."

Fun & Random Fact: Lay down with your head off the ledge for like 30 min - 1hr and stand up, its kind of like being drunk

“Buying led strips for his hype house”😂

@glamrockbonnie5983

Жыл бұрын

FR HAD ME DED 💀

14:10 *I am a dog. And- and i- I AM HUNGRY*

BRO the pencil nose things was HILARIOUS from the start

"now that we don't have a kid," got me rolling on the floor laughing for 54 minutes

“Thanks Garret” When she said that the heart beat went into a flatline lol

@Vpusta

Жыл бұрын

rip bozo 💀

@godofpigeons4747

Жыл бұрын

Luv your name

I love how the casted the nicest girl to be the mean babysitter 😭😂

The little boy was Holding his laugh, when the girl was telling the little boy to go to bed😂😅😬

“This is just a condiment” “whoa!” “ you are too young to say that word” had me rofl.

“green egg thing” avocado = Spanish egg and condiment = uh oh big word, timeout for u

@Zi821

Жыл бұрын

awwww man

"Go and get a kid from the kid store" that had me dead.

Why is this so accurate