I see they finally got picked at the auction.

@MsGechi77

4 жыл бұрын

Good one!

@funkk

4 жыл бұрын

Good for them!

@EA-lc3ht

4 жыл бұрын

What a wonderful and bless-ed day for an auction!

@lokeymexican

4 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@grammargestapo6654

4 жыл бұрын

$5 on Lot A!

Jordan has so many voices, I don't think I know how his real voice sounds

@davide.9576

4 жыл бұрын

The two of them literally used their real voices by the end

@bassassassinnn7459

4 жыл бұрын

NOIICCCE!

@jones9309

4 жыл бұрын

"Suuuuuuuuuuuure didn't mean to sneak up on ya sir" 😁😂

@GuitarMusician99

4 жыл бұрын

@@davide.9576 At this point there's no way we know what their real voices are

@lasvegas4061

4 жыл бұрын

IvanIvanov just lost in words for how right you are.!!!

I love how no one even complains or resists, they’re all just like “yah that’s fair” 😂

@maaz322

Жыл бұрын

they know they'll get drawn and quartered by the media by it, best to give em their antiques instead of pay for a lawyer that won't save them

@TonPaulHatesBlacks

Жыл бұрын

If they had fought bak and been gunned down tho

@cmg2853

Жыл бұрын

Yeah lets see you fight back against a 9mm lol

@Sonny_McMacsson

10 ай бұрын

@@cmg2853 With more millimeters.

@spaghettisaucer8870

6 ай бұрын

yeah in real life they get kicked or arrested

The fact they played Union Dixie as Key and Peele took their wallets and guns... (chef's kiss)

@Barfboi15615

4 ай бұрын

thats actually the normal dixie song that was made by confederates because there's no lyrics

@Master-Mirror

2 ай бұрын

​@@Barfboi15615 Dixie was written by Daniel Decatur Emmett from Ohio before the Civil War actually.

@Barfboi15615

2 ай бұрын

@@Master-Mirror Erm actually 🤓

@Master-Mirror

2 ай бұрын

@@Barfboi15615 Pretty sad that making a well-intentioned correction is considered a bad thing now. But suit yourself.

@Barfboi15615

2 ай бұрын

@@Master-Mirror sorry if that sounded rude, I was only making an innocent intentioned joke, as I wanted us to have a little laugh.

The guy playing the general is an amazing actor. Hilarious and so well done.

@ScootyPuffSr7

4 жыл бұрын

His name is Mark Moses.

@jackiemoon1556

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like the Lt. out of Platoon.

@ScootyPuffSr7

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackiemoon1556 Yeah. That was him.

@unnecessaryammorack

4 жыл бұрын

@@EMANBURNS really nigga

@jackiemoon1556

4 жыл бұрын

KZread deleting comments again...

“Gentlemen, give us your wallets and anything that’s an actual collector’s item” 🤣🤣🤣

4 жыл бұрын

These guys are comedy gold!!!

@BaioWithMayo

4 жыл бұрын

I like how they can make literally everyone sound like jerks in their skits. Best way to avoid hurting one groups feelings is to make fun of both groups! (Not saying racists should have their feelings unhurt, but having "slaves" rob them at gun point is just the icing on the cake for comedy)

@charlesmartinthespartin2797

4 жыл бұрын

Collectors item how bout the guys who didn't say ni...- tell u to fuck off because they didn't do shit .

@Chris_A_

4 жыл бұрын

Those two are an awesome comedy act 👍🏻.

@charlesmartinthespartin2797

4 жыл бұрын

Some of their stuff is all kinds of retarded making it funny some of it is just asking to be made fun of.

When they started singing "oh my Lord" I lost it

I never caught on to this slip by the General. Holy shit this skit gets better every time. @ 1:59 “The south has a right to own” You two, the writers, everyone is so fucking talented.

@ianhuangncubed

Жыл бұрын

Am I missing something, what does that mean?

@PurpleBandit3000

Жыл бұрын

@@ianhuangncubed "The South has a right to own slaves"

@Basedlocation

Жыл бұрын

@@PurpleBandit3000 The south has a write to own their way of life*

@dxcSOUL

9 ай бұрын

@@Basedlocation and Jefferson Davis expressly said owning slaves was how they defined, "their way of life."

@ReadyMindsetGo

28 күн бұрын

I think nowadays the South has a right to be owned lol

How many retakes would this take to keep a straight face. No way lol

@johnnyuchiha3866

3 жыл бұрын

1

@ben1627

3 жыл бұрын

probably took quite a few.

@johnnyuchiha3866

3 жыл бұрын

Just

@kitkate9884

3 жыл бұрын

Taco Truck 80k people liked it and it has over 2 million views so I’m pretty sure it was funny😂

@johnnyuchiha3866

3 жыл бұрын

Dropped

I see they opted for immediate reparations.

@Restrictted

4 жыл бұрын

You sir need more likes...lol

@Deuteromis

4 жыл бұрын

😂👏👏👏👏

@xthukuh

4 жыл бұрын

At the spot 🤣

@ianian4162

4 жыл бұрын

More like theft but i guess "reparations" is trendy now.

@Deuteromis

4 жыл бұрын

@@ianian4162 And how does that justify slavery and the racism African Americans have had to face over centuries? Oh wait it doesn't. 😒

I was smiling from the beginning, and but i lost it once the singing and cotton picking started 🤣🤣🤣 And the fact that it ended with them being robbers, perfectly balances the joke.

@LS-sg8rb

2 жыл бұрын

The one guy's grimace when the N-word almost made an appearance...

@YOSSARIAN313

Жыл бұрын

If you're gonna rob anyone rob white supremacists

I love how Keegan throws in a few clicks here and there.

Gen: We are here to preserve a beautiful slice of southern culture. Soldier: Yeah! ....just....the slice

@ethanmcfarland8240

4 жыл бұрын

You know the small sliver left after William (you keep their chains, you get the flames) tucumseh Sherman came along

@misternurse2u503

4 жыл бұрын

ElevenBravo well I’m pretty sure everyone that receives at least 667 likes will have to have 666 at some point. Maybe that was a personal sign just for you??? 👿 🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂

@blackheart66v73

4 жыл бұрын

@@misternurse2u503 oooo burnnnn lol

@MrGrey-zc2cy

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile: BLM: We are here to receive reparations for the actions of a certain race against our ancestors Soldier: Didn't Africa have slavery and sold them to the slavers? Also didn't several prominent free men also own slaves and slavery was more or less ended by England? BLM2: Yeah! I mean no! ...just...the certain race.

@muyiighodaro5086

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrGrey-zc2cy you missed

"We dont want no trouble" robs them a minute later

@EdmanThunder

4 жыл бұрын

I think that there is profiling XD

@EdmanThunder

4 жыл бұрын

@Tom Mackey XD

@DarkcIoud1111

4 жыл бұрын

"We don't want no trouble" is a double negative, so it makes perfect sense that they robbed them. If anything they were looking for trouble to give them an excuse to rob them.

@steelrain714

4 жыл бұрын

@@DarkcIoud1111 someone saying an offensive term is not an excuse to commit a crime

@DarkcIoud1111

4 жыл бұрын

@@steelrain714 Sure it is; it maybe isn't a good excuse, but it is an excuse.

The part when the guy who plays the confederate General is about to inspire his men with a quote from Jefferson Davis but stops mid-sentence because he is so distracted gets me every single time.

They went from stereotypical in the 1800s to stereotypical 2000s 😂😂

Peel's high pitched voice gets me everytime. He also did it with the civil rights leader who played in racist films

@macemalakai

3 жыл бұрын

Gribbles!

@Konform2zoidberg

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, he was a great actor. and he did his own stunts

@penpad5555

3 жыл бұрын

I can NOT handle Jordan’s voice like that. I’m damned near in tears laughing.

@KaritKtana

3 жыл бұрын

@@penpad5555 same! But it also freaks me out 😂 it kinda hints at his love of horror somehow

@oliverdelica2289

2 жыл бұрын

RIP Otis Carmichael He acted in racist films so we don't have to

They actually harmonized so well in the "Oh my lawd" 😂

@rooblez9005

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@McD5791

4 жыл бұрын

Like in Toy Story 4: " we're gonna get a kid"

@kennethjones3939

3 жыл бұрын

Key's passion at 2:13! ☠️☠️🤣

The really flamboyant officer agreeing with him is my favorite part

I love how his face says “Okay.. I deserve this. Whatever…” at the end. Lmao

I started laughing as soon as they came on screen. My brain already knows this is gonna be good.

@somalena8835

4 жыл бұрын

Same!!!! 😂

@lordbmills

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. Lol

@whiskeyopsonps4497

4 жыл бұрын

They always brighten up my day.❤️👍🏼

@kirank287

4 жыл бұрын

Haha same

@rollsroyce2627

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much 😊👍🏼👍🏼

I almost chocked on my water when they started singing "oh my lord, lord, lord, lord"... that's what the 54th regimen sang on Glory movie before they went to war.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

@TheCrossPearls

4 жыл бұрын

Tickle Pink 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@salonigupta5190

4 жыл бұрын

Hey meghan

@AD-eg9cw

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot your jacket!

@jamesmoriarty9433

4 жыл бұрын

"Chocked"

@endofanera1983

4 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for Tracy Morgan to start clapping. 👏

Anybody else watch this then the news and suddenly realize that we need more accurate civil war reenactments?

At 2:03 got me laughing, how hes not putting nothing in but the way he moves his hand with the singing is funny 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Eric Andre actually did this at a real reenactment. P.s except for the robbery I guess, lol.

@arthurguerra1079

4 жыл бұрын

I'm about to look that up appreciate that

@Robocoppat

3 жыл бұрын

Of course he did!

@westtnskirmishlog6820

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I and my company were there. The couple of USCT in the crowd didnt appriciate it at all.

@SobaYatai

3 жыл бұрын

@Bob E Dahl savage*

@zoewells3160

3 жыл бұрын

Nah they just cut out that part

"Don't just stand there like a bunch of lazy ni..." Ooooooohh, lol.

@1winna

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, least funniest part of the sketch!!! :-/

@chaddelong998

4 жыл бұрын

that's the moment he realized his brakes needed fixin'. cause he ran over the line on that one.

@jevonsims900

4 жыл бұрын

Exposed their racism real quick😂😂😂👌🏾 Gimme your wallets and any collectors items😂😂😂

@javieremoya

4 жыл бұрын

@@jevonsims900 they were pushing him though...they really were. Yeah that word is specifically bad but in this sketch it was probably used in the same way an angry person calls someone a bitch or asshole in the heat of the moment without thought. He was very pleasant with them up until then

@pc_115

4 жыл бұрын

@@javieremoya there is no exuse to Use that word

He was gonna say, "lazy nitwits."

This had me dying, laughing the fact that they pulled out pistols was crazy and then started robbing him had me crying laughing😂

im convinced Jordan is the greatest actor of all time. like what even is that voice?! hahaha. These guys are both unreal.

@positivevibes5364

4 жыл бұрын

💯💯💯💯

@aadhil2259

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/X3ea0aRtgcTHdrw.html

@Josaiah44

4 жыл бұрын

MIKEY C Facts!!

@honest_126

4 жыл бұрын

A racist voice and Key and Peele can mix well

@HoveKB

4 жыл бұрын

...

"shore didn't mean to snick up on ya, sir" - my dog begging for food

@FOXXHOUND86

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao yep mine too moment I give what he wants that's when the gangster cames out 🙄

@chickenhawk9747

4 жыл бұрын

My slave begging for food:

@zephyr3453

4 жыл бұрын

oof to the yikes

@GOOB3000

4 жыл бұрын

Sure

@pjincho

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew M can you hear my eyes rolling?

2:00 When they start singing and mimicking picking cotton. 🤣

Honestly, if there was a group that did just this, I would donate.

@nietzsche7773

Жыл бұрын

some guys actually did it. saw it on reddit but forgot the link. they were even picking cottons

@terrier-9544

Жыл бұрын

JiDion did it

@danielwoods3896

Жыл бұрын

Why?

@d.ag.b1135

Жыл бұрын

@@danielwoods3896 I approve of anything that makes Dixielanders feel uncomfortable.

@danielwoods3896

Жыл бұрын

@@d.ag.b1135 I can guarantee anyone involved has better things to do, and you should save your money. t's all very childish

"What we doing sirrrrr, I dont know whuchu talkin bouttttt" 😂

@jonathanb1

4 жыл бұрын

Seen this sort of thing in Tariq Nasheed's Twitter feed when people call out bootlickers 😂

@myawilson6360

4 жыл бұрын

Steizzy lol

@ZacTheLit

4 жыл бұрын

Was gonna like this but it’s at a respectable 420, somebody reply to this if it goes over so I can like it

@candacematthews1987

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZacTheLit over 420👌🏿

@ZacTheLit

4 жыл бұрын

Candace Richardson Ah yes thank you 👌

1:47 “Pleaaaase don’t give us the whip ” I’m dead lmao 🤣 .

@Nuhuh130

4 жыл бұрын

Jeans Louissaint nobody’s gonna whip anybody 😂

@hal9xxx321

4 жыл бұрын

*cool hwhip*

@troll4lul

4 жыл бұрын

Deserved it

I never expected that ending, they didn’t even let him finished that magic word 😂

Civil war reenactments are so frigging weird, imagine 2nd world war reenactments in Germany... That would be an international debacle

@th3litgods

Жыл бұрын

WW2 Nazi re-enactments also exist... yeah. Grown men LARPing as military let alone the military of the most evil regimes despite not serving a day in their lives is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

@mommaneganhobbystuff2409

Жыл бұрын

@@th3litgods ehm..... I must've missed that...

@CommunityFan

Ай бұрын

Tbh reenactments are pretty common and you have to have both sides to do it. So idk. It's a way of preserving history imo

@iinc6290

Ай бұрын

​@@CommunityFanpretty dumb excuse imo, when does the fiction actually bleed into reality? Who wants to roleplay as a nazi or confederate other than somebody at least somewhat partial to those beliefs(obviously outside of a role that is using that with some thematic relevance like an actor in a movie)? And if we can seperate the ideology from the actual action we start to belittle the real impact like the genocide by trying to authentically create only the parts that we want to, glorifying the wrong side of history in the process. History doesn't need to be preserved by having a bunch of losers larping as confederates and nazis, it's preserved perfectly fine in the devistation that they caused that you can to this day in berlin, the remnants of their ideology still thriving in the southern united states, that's actual history, not losers prancing around in uniforms pretending they're actually making decisions in life that have any gravity.

@Koyasi78

Ай бұрын

Would that even be legal in Germany?

"Please don't give us the whip" im done😂😂😂

@wintermonroe2894

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@Hunter_VanderMatthews

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I mean they probably took the object and not the action it after they robbed them.

@brandondunn1959

3 жыл бұрын

Swear that part killed me

@DragonBlack199

3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing my ass off like chill with that😂

“No man, no government can take this away from us.” Abraham Lincoln: “Hold my beer.”

@ricksharp5749

4 жыл бұрын

Genius

@micahmaggio6431

4 жыл бұрын

@@ricksharp5749 it's just a dumbass, reused repetitive meme comment. There's absolutely nothing genius to "duuuujhhhh hold my beer" come up with something original, sad how the humor nowadays is just stupid squeaker shit.

@gentlemanjim480

4 жыл бұрын

Well, we sure are glad that you sat us straight. Thank you for correcting the errors of our ways. Hadn’t realised that a lighthearted comment that does not mean all that much could trigger such passion. I suppose you are otherwise not very busy with things like interacting with friends, etc.

@zealous4665

4 жыл бұрын

Micah Maggio How about you come up with the new original jokes instead of complaining in a youtube comment section about “ugh muh humor nowadays is unoriginal.” Definition of boomer shit. Back in my day headass boi.

@druid_zephyrus

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was "hold my hemp pipe" but the jist is still there.

Best comedy duo EVER! Laughter is the best medicine!

I came back for the 5th time to enjoy genius and humor put together so perfectly

OH MY LORDDDDD, LORDD, LORDDD, LORDDD Great callback to that movie Glory

@selphproklamed

4 жыл бұрын

Mh hmmmmmm. Mh hmmmmm

@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681

4 жыл бұрын

A powerful movie. Rarely any movie touches my feelings so strongly, but everytime i see the last charge and know a second later they will all die, cut like wheat in that one moment of glory, i cant but shed a tear.

@ethanmcfarland8240

4 жыл бұрын

Ribbitgoesthedog Lastnamehereyeah They fought as freedmen Not black or white but Americans They died with honor

When they started singing and pretending to pick stuff and putting nothing into their buckets I FUCKING LOST IT

@glowgirl8171

2 жыл бұрын

Oh Lord,lord lord.

Jidion took the script 😆

Had to come back here after Jidion’s irl version 😂

@niropaxum958

Жыл бұрын

yea me too

@PomegranatesWeather

Жыл бұрын

Yessssssss

“Stop standing like there like a bunch of lazy Ni-“ *video starts buffering* Me: ...

@wolfwintemute7298

4 жыл бұрын

What do you think he was going to say? My money is on "Nincompoops".

@faxyo9985

4 жыл бұрын

Ninny

@unknowjlm

4 жыл бұрын

Nitpickers, probably.

@jonbowman7686

4 жыл бұрын

@Intelligent Design so anyway....

@MrCanucklehead75

4 жыл бұрын

@Intelligent Design Your racism is showing, inbred.

0:25 The way they walked up to them smiling; knowing full well what they were doing, gets me every f***ing time! 😂🤣

The premise behind the skit is genius by itself, but actually watching it unfold is bloody hilarious

who’s here after jidion’s video haha

@DawryMike

Жыл бұрын

Yessir lmao

@reasonofhumanity

Жыл бұрын

You already know!!!

“No man, no government can take this away from us.” Union Army: Allow us to introduce ourselves

@LinKueiDragon

4 жыл бұрын

STEEP channel photo

@gc315official

4 жыл бұрын

Lin Kuei Dragon yes

@ethanmcfarland8240

4 жыл бұрын

The thing in your lake, yes I stole ur netflix Does Pickett’s charge ring a bell? The rebs got slaughtered and ass raped by the Union Never stood a change

@chrisproost7290

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethanmcfarland8240 It's said that, all else being equal or close to it, it takes at least 3:1 odds to beat a determined defense. For most major battles before the Petersburg siege the Union bought at best 2:1 odds with the results being similar each time. The only major battle in the East that was different and came closest to breaking the ANV was Antietam. As for the ANV, they were simply worn down and whittled away while confederate forces elsewhere were simply poorly served. If they wanted a win by Atlanta, a last gamble of pulling everything into the ANV and striking north was their best chance. Grant may have been a war winner but his greatest advantage was in quantity (which they say has a quality all its own) which he leveraged mercilessly... for his ranks as well as the enemy. No doubt, had the overland campaign lasted another season with that level of losses, the Union would've been ready to talk peace.

@jbeezostl

4 жыл бұрын

@@m.m2594 just like zapp brannigan

This is why Disney won’t release “Song of The South”

@handlesonyoutubearestupid

4 жыл бұрын

WalkingCane you mean I bought Disney+ for nothing?

@flkayak5613

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't Uncle Remus the hero of Song of the South?

@caneface87

4 жыл бұрын

FL Kayak some say hero, other say something completely different. That in a whole is why they won’t release it.

@flkayak5613

4 жыл бұрын

That's okay. I still have my VHS copy from years ago.

@spiffygonzales5899

4 жыл бұрын

The only dipshits who think song of the south is racist have never seen song of the south.

jidion did this irl

JiDion saw this and went yes let's do this

Being a native of Kentucky I can't recall how many times I've heard "the war of northern aggression" from white neighbors

@spankminister

4 жыл бұрын

​@@danieldishon688 Psst, the Constitution does not and never provided a legal means for secession. And the war didn't "tear apart your homeland." The south is part of the US, they just got butthurt about the idea of not having slaves. Check out what they said in their declarations for the causes of secession.

@brandontekneek9315

4 жыл бұрын

@@danieldishon688 I truly cannot find a single fact in that mass of revisionism you just spouted. Literally the only way any state can peacefully secede from the Union is if every other State agrees to let them go. Anything else is treated as an insurrection/treason which then enables the Federal government (Plainly, all other States) to forcibly bring secessionist States back into the Union. THAT is in the Constitution.....

@RM-xr8lq

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandontekneek9315 you are replying to someone subscribed to OANN

@brandontekneek9315

4 жыл бұрын

@@RM-xr8lq It all makes sense now. Thanks for saving me time and a headache.

@JesseMorgan24

4 жыл бұрын

@@danieldishon688 spare us the "us" bullshit, modern person.

“ please don’t give us the whip” had me LOL 😂

they need this in every reinactment

The skit is a masterpiece, but the sudden, random robbery is what cracked me up 😂

@elementSe34

5 ай бұрын

It's not random, they're targeting the actors because they're racist.

You can see the soldiers trying to contain their laughs

@dankuso9898

3 жыл бұрын

this was incredibly unfunny

@anna8328

3 жыл бұрын

oh my God it's true you can see them holding it in xD

@tirididjdjwieidiw1138

3 жыл бұрын

@@dankuso9898 wow! racism😡 no funny to u ? 🙂you are very much saint. take this crown my anti-racist king/queen👑 you didn’t find the comedy sketch made to be funny, funny cause it vewy rwacism!!’1!1 you just singlehandendly gave us world peace and equality!!!!’

@dankuso9898

3 жыл бұрын

@@tirididjdjwieidiw1138 if this was actually racist it would have been much more funny.

@coconutorange7609

3 жыл бұрын

@@dankuso9898 why u r negative

Am I the only one who absolutely loves the opening score in the background? It sounds like it's a legitimate movie soundtrack.

The only way to come up with material this brilliant is to be at a big party high off your gourd talking to your best friends about how to make the world a better place and make them laugh while you do it. Bravo guys.

This has to be the best punchline to a sketch ever

Jordan Peele is the most terrifying human being currently living, and I respect him (from a distance).

@legit_camper6479

3 жыл бұрын

Who died ??

@aceofspades6667

3 жыл бұрын

neither are scary.. insert random scary prison guy meme.

@generalyellor8188

2 жыл бұрын

And I'm very proud to be working on his current movie here at Universal. Inarguably a comedic (and horror) genius.

@SoapCkat

Жыл бұрын

@@generalyellor8188 was it Nope?

@rockycomet4587

Жыл бұрын

He's almost as dangerous as that Black Ice.

Confederates:”No man, no government will take this away from us” Union Army:I’m gonna have to stop you right there.

@thevampirecielphantomhive2342

4 жыл бұрын

Right

@Janine.Najarian

3 жыл бұрын

God, I love being a Yankee

@cbcastlecastillo144

3 жыл бұрын

God I love to be a Southerner... even after so many years we still have pride for things that once were and may (or may not) be again.

@TheBlarggle

3 жыл бұрын

@@cbcastlecastillo144 You could just say "I love being a traitor" and keep it simple.

@markkittel44

3 жыл бұрын

@@cbcastlecastillo144 howze about you list some of those things about the South you want to return.

I like the fact that they played the Union Dixie in the background in the end of this skit

@thecouncilofbrazilianchads5580

2 жыл бұрын

@manna banerjee it’s a pretty good music but still that Fuck the Comfederate leader say when key and Peele show up it’s just hilarious

@aidenconley6080

2 жыл бұрын

How is that Union Dixie? It's just Dixie. There's no lyrics, so you can't differentiate the difference between Dixie, Union Dixie, or some other parody.

Hahaha, thanks Jordan and thanks Keegan! I can promise that your sketches are helpin many many people thru this hard corona times...Thank you thank you thank you!!! ¦D

"Well hello there Massa, sorry we late" Had my rolling from the first line LOL

@evingrindle1929

Жыл бұрын

I was rolling as soon as they walked up 😂

"That's all I needed to hear" pulls gun from bucket😂😂😂😂😂I'm sleep🛌🛌🛌

@veydsahvoz3870

3 жыл бұрын

Natanael ... okay?

@benp9793

3 жыл бұрын

I'm asleep*

@wimpwampwomp

3 жыл бұрын

Uh...goodnight?

@seanmatthewking

3 жыл бұрын

“I’m sleep” isn’t a thing but good try 😂

@james89ification

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanmatthewking ?

oh ma loard LOARD LOARD LOARD

They are like the beatles, everybody is hoping they come back together some day. Best comedic duo ever.

People not seeing that hint early when he’s saying “The right to own s-“ Then flips a page to “Those Yankee bastards” lol

@DarthReven810

4 жыл бұрын

InanimateSum But it cuts out right after “the right ...”

@rileykeyes938

4 жыл бұрын

At 2:00 he says, “The south has the right to own...” and then he switches it to the south has a way of life. Dude was def racist smh lol

@druid_zephyrus

4 жыл бұрын

@A_003 They are traitors because they lost. Treason under US law is exceptionally difficult to prove and adjudicate. Granted slavery is inherently morally wrong and the states should not have seceded and especially should not have attacked and ransacked federal forts before or after secession, nor as a reason for secession, is retaining slavery a valid reasoning, in my mind. However, I do not agree that a state that has entered into a contractual union under one sovereign national name should be disallowed for leaving said contract. But such an action would require way more than a few weeks to properly function: whereas to remove all aspects of the United Sovereign, funding, law enforcement etc. Even back in the 19th century it would have taken years to properly leave. Look at Britain and Northern Ireland wanting to leave the European Union and Greater Britain not wanting to leave. That example is a union within a union, but can still show how difficult it would have been; yet the steps needed to have lawfully severed ties. Now since it was decided by the supreme court at the time that secession is not allowed under the Constitution, we have to all accept that that is the precedence and thusly the States had no lawful way to secede. which is wrong, but not wrong enough to threaten violence, commit violence, nor seize property that is not your own. tldr: disallowing secession is bad contract law, imo. But more importantly Slavery is worse and states have no rights to federal supplies of forts, especially not after claiming to have left the Union.

@josephg.1.130

4 жыл бұрын

@@druid_zephyrus buuuuut, slavery wasnt necessarily seen as "bad" by alot of people, us freeing slaves is what led the world in seeing it for what it is, morally wrong

@gio-ve7vn

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephg.1.130 lmaoo nah the US was one of the *last* countries to end slavery. Most of the rest of the world already saw slavery as either morally repugnant or just no longer economically useful given industrialization. Besides, the US didn't have the kind of global influence it has now - that only came about after 2 world wars. Before then, the US was seen as some backwater country only just beginning to develop its industrial might. It's true that many here in the US didn't see it as "bad" but getting rid of slavery didn't exactly open their eyes to the evils of slavery.

When Peele busts out the high-pitched voice, you know shit's gonna get real

@nishitd

2 жыл бұрын

you said it.

Jidion brought this in real life

Jidieon killed it

The Confederacy: A way of life so pure that no man or government can take this away from us... Union Army: Are you sure about that?

@jayyyzeee6409

4 жыл бұрын

Union Army = United States Army Confederate Army = traitors

@ericdressen

4 жыл бұрын

Jayyy Zeee americans were traitors first. Sometimes you have to be traitors to fight for way of life good or bad

@jayyyzeee6409

4 жыл бұрын

@@ericdressen The Revolution against England was a worthy cause for independence. The Confederacy was an evil cause to preserve slavery and that way of life is indefensible.

@killajakez

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayyyzeee6409 The Union did not fight the war to free the slaves.

@jayyyzeee6409

4 жыл бұрын

@@killajakez You're right, but the Confederacy did fight the war to maintain slavery.

Lol in the end, "these are heavy!" 🤣🤣🤣

I think about this sketch so often it’s perfect

One of my very favorite Key and Peele sketches.

"Don't just stand there like a bunch of lazy ni-" lol Peele: "that good enough for you" Key: "that is all I needed to hear" LMAO

@PurpleFlower22

4 жыл бұрын

a. m.e 💀

@MrNoipe

4 жыл бұрын

whats wrong with nitwits?

@themineballoner3652

4 жыл бұрын

God I know what they meant but I actually expected nitwit.

@paranidherc

4 жыл бұрын

*Proceed to rob them to abolish the stereotype*

@Aemond839

4 жыл бұрын

@MEGATRON PRREEEEAAACCCHH🙌🏿🙌🏿🔥

I love it how there accents change once he says "don't just stand there like a bunch of lazy ni-"

@Varooooooom

4 жыл бұрын

Guybrush Threepwood - huh?

@rthan1996

4 жыл бұрын

@@Varooooooom he just wanna say that, no big deal

@akawale9017

4 жыл бұрын

Damn you almost typed, I bet you vocalized it out 😂😂

@finnxmusic

4 жыл бұрын

AKA Wale nah lmao

@rooblez9005

4 жыл бұрын

lol😄

When they got out the buckets man.🤣I couldn't.

🤣🤣🤣I love your sense of humor guys!!! Fricken hilarious!!!

0:41 "Shore didn't mean to sneak up on ya, sir" His voice tho

@JadedStranger

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit it's the grandpa that was secretly an actor! The clip where he eats the pie!

@karimqk1895

4 жыл бұрын

He's like Towelie from South Park XD

This might be one of the funniest and smartest takes on civil war (confederate) reenactors I've ever seen. Bravo sirs!

@SuccubiPie

Жыл бұрын

It's the most realistic

@user-fp3yc9hm6m

Жыл бұрын

And to think that Eric Andre actually did it in real life…

@billbadson7598

Жыл бұрын

smartest?

@meh2510

Жыл бұрын

Never understood the appeal of civil war reenactments, especially the confederate side. Do you ever see any WW2 reenactments? Guess no one wants to dress up as a Nazi.

@user-fp3yc9hm6m

Жыл бұрын

@@meh2510 Oh but there *are* people who likes to dress up as Nazis, sadly. Mostly brain dead people who align themselves with the ideologies of confederacy or Nazis.

I love when he says “These are heavy”😆

OHHH LORDY LORDY LORDY WE SORRY BOSS!! OH WE SO SORRY!!

@wilsongang3279

4 жыл бұрын

Please dont give us the whip

"Why we just here to slave on about" XD

Man I want one of those muskets.

Bro imagine gas lighting someone into being racist

When they started singing 😭😭

@andrewstacy9094

4 жыл бұрын

O

@SimberLayek

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewstacy9094 lawdy lawdy lawd~

I mean. They respected the collectibles and how hard they are to come by at least. Took me years to notice that.

@obi-wankenobi5926

3 жыл бұрын

they stole the collectibles

He wanted a re-enactment, and he got it.

This is just perfect! I think this needs to be a thing!

"Wallets wallets wallets wallets" 😁🤦‍♀️😂

@b1mw93

4 жыл бұрын

😂

CONSEQUENCES

@MusicForTheBroken

4 жыл бұрын

Lol wait til a right-winged racist is packing. It really doesnt seem too unlikely and I sure would not try to rob people who likely stockpile munitions.

@CalixtoErico

4 жыл бұрын

@@MusicForTheBroken You misunderstand. CONSEQUENCES is a meme catchphrase born from another of their sketches.

@P00M0NGER

4 жыл бұрын

@@MusicForTheBroken whats this man going on about

@zarfansgumanti8642

4 жыл бұрын

@@MusicForTheBroken whoosh

@jonathanbywater5999

4 жыл бұрын

@@MusicForTheBroken you're an idiot

I died when they started picking up shit from the grass 😂😂😂😂 genius 😂😂😂

These are *HEAVY* 💀😂

The African Khoisan click that Keegan incorporates into the dialog @ 0:44 is brilliant. His range of accents and vocalizations is bewildering and hilarious.

@-_-3315

4 жыл бұрын

Not to be that guy, but I'm fairly sure the little click had nothing to do with Khoisan people

I died when they started singing

Lmao on the twist in that one! Love you guys!

“That is all I needed to hear” 😂😂😂

he clearly wanted to say "nimrods"

@thexalon

4 жыл бұрын

To quote Mel Brooks: "Have you gone berserk, can't you see that man is a ni- Ooh, sorry, wrong person. ... Have you gone berserk, can't you see that man is a nit?"

@tris2x

4 жыл бұрын

nah, he clearly meant to say “nakers” 😂😂😂

@TheJohnSeed

4 жыл бұрын

TheBaioken I'm certain he was gonna say "Nachos"

@mr.tactown.253

4 жыл бұрын

All of you are wrong, he meant to say nincompoops!