This, but you know the entire list in advance should be easier to plan!

@a_wild_Kirillian

3 ай бұрын

I don't think it'll solve any of the problems demonstrated in the video.

@sherwinbangs

3 ай бұрын

I thought this was the challenge and Simp failed to understand that like a total coward. I hope he will make another one

@poochycosme

3 ай бұрын

It would be less funny and most importantly, only a coward would do such a thing as "preparing a plan" in advance

@rioghander2te

3 ай бұрын

I was expecting him to use random.shuffle so that he not only knows the entire order in advance, but more importantly avoids drawing the same choice multiple times

@codybreuring2009

3 ай бұрын

Holland

babe wake up, CANON PIECE (and pawn) NAMES JUST DROPPED

@celestialspark5697

3 ай бұрын

Edward's new life as the King has begun.

@idonnow2

3 ай бұрын

the simpiverse EXPANDS

@RandoStaRR

3 ай бұрын

He's used these names before tho

@PHeMoX

3 ай бұрын

Not new indeed.

@vozh-kc

3 ай бұрын

@@RandoStaRR not all of them

Watching this was torture

@martrmbn

3 ай бұрын

Seriously, was thinking he should have moved his g pawn since move 1 but he insisted on sacking all of his pieces instead

@duckymomo7935

3 ай бұрын

i didnt understand the challenge

@askinggamer6981

3 ай бұрын

​@@duckymomo7935you can't capture anything other than those chosen randomly by the computer

@kingfrodo8612

3 ай бұрын

​@@DjangoUnSkilled but that would be taking the f pawn which is against the rules cuz the target is the h pawn

@i_guess109

3 ай бұрын

@@DjangoUnSkilled username checks out

I'm so happy for Edward! After all those years of hard work as an e-pawn, he was finally promoted to the king position.

@shankyoncloud7420

3 ай бұрын

Edward died so many times and became a queen so many times, he has the experience to be good king

@IamGrimalkin

3 ай бұрын

Edward was a king in the original program, which it seems he just re-used now. He just called the pawn Edward from the onwards.

@onebear6504

3 ай бұрын

Edward becomes king of an enemy that destroys Simp

@pythagmathcat

3 ай бұрын

Edward was a king too back then, then somehow He becomes e-pawn. And now back as King again

I am sure your opponent was happy and saying “ finally.. a noob player i can mess with him “

"I need to stay alive. Have a great day." We need to normalise using this line before prematurely leaving meetings.

understandable ending

It's just too difficult if you do it for individual pieces and pawns. you should just put (pawn, bishop, knight, rook, queen, king) in the list and then you just need to take anything that qualifies for that. Of course if King is the first thing you get you're still kinda screwed and it just becomes a "can't capture anything" challenge.

@alecnorona4277

3 ай бұрын

A "can't capture anything" challenge could have still happened but this would have certainly made it easier for simp

@SorakaOTP462

3 ай бұрын

let's upvote it so he sees it.

@user-kh6nn4vj8m

3 ай бұрын

Your plan sounds suspiciously similar to something a coward will do.

@guiorgy

3 ай бұрын

Each piece should get an entry in the list (so 8 pawns and etc), so getting the king will be less likely at the start

@washington_pc3306

3 ай бұрын

​@@guiorgy i like this better

This would be a fun challenge to repeat.

You forgot: "and I'm not a coward"

@turboshiza

3 ай бұрын

Which means he is

@piotrbasiak8075

3 ай бұрын

Maybe this time (and only this time) he was a coward

@ussxrequin

3 ай бұрын

We already know by now that he's not a coward.

@gacrux-ni7hw

3 ай бұрын

Well he didn't say he was a coward... He didn't say...

You know what, the opponent moves like a stream sniper....

The Octopath Harvey was an unexpected, but totally welcome surprise

@Thebugmaster64

3 ай бұрын

Indeed

"How the f**k am I supposed to reach that square?"😂

I demand this series continue until you win a game under these rules.

@LeoLionxyzed

3 ай бұрын

And by "demand" I mean "politely request"

@Roberto-nn6kb

3 ай бұрын

i second this

@LG-Moonlight

3 ай бұрын

Agreed! Please repeat the challenge! And to make it a little more doable, give yourself a free reroll for every capture you make.

This was a really fun idea, it's too bad you got the worst possible outcomes.

This challenge could be a series by itself

When the RNG hates your guts, it’s hard to win.

4:54 - 5:12 I can feel that bishop's pride on its aggressiveness, not realizing all those moves were blunders.

chess but I hope you are having a nice day thank you

Harvey's sprite showing up absolutely killed me.

I love how you used the Octopath Traveler sprite for Harvey lmaooooo

When you turned harvey pawn into Octopath Traveler character.. smooth as mister Simp. Smooth.

that has to be one of the longest videos without ads and disclaimers on this channel.

Loved the fact you put Octopath Traveler Harvey in this

@sempersasha

3 ай бұрын

And I supposed Harvey Dent from the Batman movies.

@GalacticPoisonX

3 ай бұрын

Nah what I meant was that he put a picture of Harvey from Octopath traveller over the h pawn

That 100 rated guy finally feels that he is crashing an opponent

This challenge had an utterly enormous chance of going very wrong very quickly. You tackled it anyway and did your damndest to make it happen. Testosterone.

The en passant should take priority over the challenge

So I think Edward suddenly becomes the king

This would be a very interesting challenge if both players had it.

The Ocropath reference was hilarious

I would like to see this challenge again but with the allowance of any 1 piece or pawn taken between each target.

That challenge was impossible, but you tried it. You are not a coward!

I'd like to see this again, or maybe a version where it is only pieces and not pawns

1:56 bro forgot the french move

@molgera3

Ай бұрын

Your (oops, not) right!!!

@kazarinn

Ай бұрын

According the challenge he can't capture that pawn before capturing H pawn

@molgera3

Ай бұрын

​@@kazarinnWe meant doing it on the H pawn... we're just dumb because we forgot how En Passant works (H4 to G5 is not how that works, need a pawn on G5 to move to H6 to do it)

That was pretty rough.

That Andrew looks very cute

@deluxeloy

3 ай бұрын

I think that's Gwen from LoL. Do not ask me how I know this.

@Maros554

3 ай бұрын

@@deluxeloy I know and I know how you know

@Shadow_Fur

3 ай бұрын

👀​@@deluxeloy

Chess but either player must be forced to checkmate their opponent.

Anti barrier spoiler

@rowdy35967

3 ай бұрын

Close enough lol

@Camilo-ne1sx

3 ай бұрын

Yes

@antarcticas000

3 ай бұрын

😂

@ButcherParry

3 ай бұрын

Thank you, I was worried I wouldn't be able to see a spoiler top comment so thanks for defeating the barriers

@AhmedRaed1907

3 ай бұрын

​@@ButcherParry You're welcome that's my duty

f-file that challenge.

"Harvey" OMG an octopath 2 reference 10/10 channel

Again with the "surely he'll move the knight he's been hanging for 5 moves over the bishop he just moved" line.

Man, this was the best and funniest challenge in a while

Octopath Traveler baybee!

@lindsaycooper3213

3 ай бұрын

Harvey! Wasn't expecting that crossover. I only just fought him for the first time a couple of days ago.

This is another one for the list of challenges I'd want to see retried.

This challenge sounds like unless you get really lucky your best hope is to get a locked position and go for a draw.

Ayo Octopath reference, this is like the last place I expected to find one of those. But I’m here for it

1:49 no french move ☹

@deterdettol

3 ай бұрын

That would have ended the video

@kaiserruhsam

3 ай бұрын

@@deterdettol i don't think it violates the "kill order", your pawn doesn't even touch the opposing one how tf is it killing it? a wizard did it.

@marutafrfx8910

3 ай бұрын

​@@kaiserruhsam say it in red

@deandelvin9924

3 ай бұрын

@@marutafrfx8910 it in red

@deterdettol

3 ай бұрын

@@kaiserruhsamwell what part of “exf5 e.p.” do you not understand?

Kudos for trying. Also btw I would've just had the script scramble the list then print it out instead so you didn't have to keep running it.

a valiant effort

I honestly think it was a good idea to take the h pawn when the knight was coveeing it because he might not see the knight defends.

Octopath Harvey as the H pawn was awesome :D

"i need to stay alive, have a great day"

well, what if you get the same piece twice? You see, a random order or pieces, that doesn't contain doubles should be better.

It’s unusual for you to run out of time

I thought it was fairly clear the opponent was attacking your rook with the knight, but other than the random pawn move, good game.

That guy triple defended his H-Pawn...

Ahh, so Simp has become the 100-rated paid actor that resigns after losing their queen, conveniently winning the other guy's blunder-everything challenge

This but pawns can be captured anytime. They're like the nameless henchmen in an action movie, who cares when they die?

But I thought Edward was the pawn on the e-file?

RNG was not on Simp's side

This guy already knew the challenge…

Do this again, but don't specify the exact piece, just the type of piece (Pawn means any pawn, Bishop means any Bishop etc.)

The best part about this is that if your moves weren't so awful, you might get flagged for cheating, given that you were consulting an external program, making a suspicious number of your moves fall within a certain time window.

The canon, Chess simp rage quits like a coward ending.

The fact that Andrew had Chibi Gwen made me happy

1:04 no way Harvey from octopath traveler 2!

Seriously, what an impossible challenge this game was.

Edward isn't the e pawn and Andrew isn't the a pawn?

Queen Diana and King Edward are black now

This feels like it would have been more interesting if Simp rolled two or three options at each stage, giving him a choice of a couple of valid targets. Only having one option each time seemed a tad too restrictive, even for someone like Simp who is definitely not a coward.

also: try this challenge again but exclude the pawns

Wait wait wait....the King is Edward now? Edward has been a pawn this whole time. What is going on!?!?

I can see this idea not being impossible if you can capture anything in order to kill your target. You know, like a really determined assassin would.

1:58 en passant missed = day ruined

Dude, Edward is the e pawn...

I think a better version of this challenge would've been if the targets could only be the pieces, and pawns were free to take whenever.

The moves of the 100 rated player are truly incomprehensible. But then again, so are Simp's.

Understandable, have a great day too.

You need to remove the taken pieces from the list otherwise you might get the same result twice, and change from running the program each time you need a result to hitting space or something

Not gonna lie, that random was frustating. But well, I really appreciate you were trying this far. To the point it even reached 6 minutes video and with no sponsor.

Andrew cosplaying as Gwen. Is there something you'd want to share, Simp?

At least you played like a 100 rated player!

The octopatgh reference made my day.

Andrew lives to see another day

You have to pop the captured piece of the random list, so it doesn't appear twice.

So Edward was a your King in your old video, then become your pawn. And then finally become King again (albeit as enemy)

Good idea in theory

i think this could be a more balanced challenge by not including pawns

Gaol is pronounced "jail" as per your Pokémon video

Why is Andrew Gwen from League of Legends? Is this an obscure The Amazing Spider-Man reference?

It was so delightful to see Chess Simp fail this Challenge. His play looks like a typical 100 rated player. -BondaMani

I think edvard is e4

Note that this program could have returned twice the same piece/pawn, which would have been terrible and funny

Love simp, but it feels like he threw this so deliberately after he blocked his knights from taking gaol with pawn to f4

The G pawn used to be Guadalupe

I really want to see Simp lose for once.

This opponent was watching this video.😏 I highly doubt that his opponent is a paid actor.🤓

have a nice day

No, that's unfair, he should've played till the end

Did pawn edward just become enemy King Edward?