I’m wondering your having a hard time too wash off the word at your back

@MiniMoochi

9 ай бұрын

YES I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT AND WENT OUT THE NEXT DAY WITH IT 😭😭😭

@beatricekhin4716

9 ай бұрын

Omg nooooooooooo@@MiniMoochi

@doongie13

9 ай бұрын

​@@MiniMoochi51 seconds!!!!

@noobfruit7799

9 ай бұрын

😂

@tahmimi653

9 ай бұрын

​@@MiniMoochione min omgggg

My favorite Chinese tattoo was one that was supposed to say "lover of asian beauty" but actually said "foreign pervert", whoever the tattoo artist was is so based

@Sanders-vd3tp

8 ай бұрын

It's accurate, these are synonymous.

@MineCraft-nz9pg

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MajorlyBlue

8 ай бұрын

i love that sm bless the tattoo artist

@CKJakey315

8 ай бұрын

There's no way this shit is real 💀

@forkworlddomination

8 ай бұрын

I'm inspired to be a tattoo artist now 💀

Can confirm it goes both ways, my mom brought my dad back from China a tee shirt that just says ‘Confused Confused Confused’ on it in stylised English. He loves it

@aiocafea

8 ай бұрын

yeah like no tattoos thankfully but the clothes, products, advertisement and designs in general do have a lot of english gibberish when you are in a country that doesn't really speak it

@Noobgalaxies

8 ай бұрын

That shirt is literally me tho

@Dragonrage1oo1

8 ай бұрын

I would buy that shirt lmao

@Xxsorafan

8 ай бұрын

Fr their shirts in English say the weirdest things

@RizalBudiLeksono

8 ай бұрын

he thinks "confused" has something to do with "confusianism"

the irl version is idols wearing those shirts with the most unhinged stuff written on them

@arinvanilla

Күн бұрын

reminder that idols are real humans (most of them 👁️👁️🤡)

To be fair, being on the water is freedom and sushi is love 😂

@adams3560

4 күн бұрын

This is true.

@Nachtschicht1

3 күн бұрын

Yes, sort of... 😂 And the first of the chinese ones would still fit for a vegan...

@zacapu57

Күн бұрын

What about pee

@AT2Productions

Күн бұрын

@@zacapu57 Some people like pee on their back, who am I to kink shame?

In Japan we don’t have random English tattoos that are horribly wrong, we just have random English T-shirts that are horribly wrong…

@guychensn

8 ай бұрын

In 2001, a famous Chinese athlete had her pants ruined by water, before attending an important business event. She had no choice but to get a new pair of pants in a rush, to wear. She was totally not aware that the new pair of pants has English swearing words all over it. That soon get noticed by the audiences and journalists, result in a huge reputation crisis to her. That's why we should check the foreign writings on our attire very carefully.

@fun_g

8 ай бұрын

ah yes i remember this one time seeing a "Abibas" shoe yes, thats correct its not a typo

@marcokonst4144

8 ай бұрын

God I've seen so many of these

@TrinityShoji

8 ай бұрын

Japanese stigma about tattoos has probably prevented alot of embarrassingly bad English tattoos from becoming permanent

@user-nw7fk1dj2m

8 ай бұрын

When I was in Japan I saw a guy with a T-shirt of the nazi eagle 💀

People really don’t look at what Chinese characters mean before tattooing it on themselves! I’ve seen it way too many times 😂

@Mysteriousgurl69.

9 ай бұрын

69 💀

@breadxiaoyi5956

9 ай бұрын

Fr i saw some random dude with a character which means horse

@OceanicPearlz1

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Tizzy_Editz.

9 ай бұрын

hi spring lmao

@NAME-sl2ms

8 ай бұрын

if english was a less known language..... I don't think people would mind....

This is hilarious, spending lots of time in Asia, I will see many Asians wearing clothing with English words on it, my favorite one was a hat that said “dumb ass beat”😂❤🎉

That poor/broke one is lowkey fire

the most accurate video doesn't exi-

@I.LOVE.SLEEP.3

8 ай бұрын

Frsss

@NOONEKNOWSWHATLEEKNOWS

8 ай бұрын

Fr💀

@___idk

8 ай бұрын

.....

@quinnbrown9469

8 ай бұрын

@@___idkWhat

@user-sx8gl7ms3t

8 ай бұрын

Good bro

As an African i can confirm water means freedom

@iraztkn

8 ай бұрын

That’s a good dark humour 😂

@satomisuzuk4744

8 ай бұрын

This is so dark !!! 😂

@Kingofthenet2

8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@macayladishman2354

8 ай бұрын

The way I cackled 😂

@MarcusVey

8 ай бұрын

Calling him dark is a bit racist.

People getting Minecraft enchantment letters, or the galactic alphabet, as tattoos: Ha! I don't have any normal tattoo, I have enchanted my arm with sharpness 5!

@Gallant72

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 DWL

@Wilwillpursevere999

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@NicholasWhite-vv8kp

3 күн бұрын

Doing it! 😂😂😂

i literally have known an asiatic man with 'Belgique' tattooed on his arm, of which he was originally convinced its French for 'freedom'

I’m Chinese and I’m not kidding when I say I enjoy going out in public and reading people’s tattoos, a lot of ‘em don’t even know what it means, the tattoo artist just lies 😂

@blazn0

8 ай бұрын

Not really. If you put those tattoos in a English speaking shop then the tattoo artist also doesn't know what it means. And it's not really up to the artist to find out if it means what the client says it means.

@Tricke432_YT

8 ай бұрын

i'd like to have a Chinese tattoo that says random shit like "the porks never lie" but on purpose.

@thenamesleon3723

8 ай бұрын

@@Tricke432_YTI want one that says "illiterate foreigner"

@jokestermasteroflaughter7754

8 ай бұрын

Try Native American tribal tattoos it’s even more funny. To see those translations.😂

@JgHaverty

8 ай бұрын

This literally doesnt happen often at all. I think ive met like 5 people in my almosf 40 years of life that have kanji or mandarin tattoos.

pee caught me off guard fr💀

@Spazeey

9 ай бұрын

i subbed to you

@user-lv3uh4ki8x

9 ай бұрын

@user-yp9ow5fo3yWTH IS THIS PLS SAY IT ON ENGLISH 😢😢😢😢

@fttlin373

9 ай бұрын

lol

@clydeds123

8 ай бұрын

Korean word for rain is "Pee"

@Agata-zr2sd

8 ай бұрын

Did it hurt when laughter punched you

Bro really tatted broke on him 💀

That monkey king background music got me rolling 😂

Asians don't get tattoos of random english words because they're too busy buying tee shirts with random english words. I saw one that had a shirt that just said "Boat" on it. I cried laughing.

@RonLarhz

8 ай бұрын

Facts. Alot japanese, korean, china chinese do this. At least it ain't permanent... So not as dumb?

@lifeasrini

8 ай бұрын

Lmao I'm Australian and saw one with a picture of Uluru but the text said "Big Rock" ... which is kinda one translation from the Indigenous so no hate, but *so* funny 🤣 they'd probably sell more in Australia itself than Asia 🤣😅

@pauldwalker

8 ай бұрын

this is also true.

@josephbrandenburg4373

8 ай бұрын

There's a city in Poland called "boat" (Łódź). And it's pronounced like "wootch". 🇵🇱 I 🤍 like ❤ Poland! 🇵🇱

@randomcow505

8 ай бұрын

in hk buying fruit with my father-in-law there was a nice old lady selling us fruit with a tshirt on that just said "bad bitch", saw a lot of kids with similar tshirts

I read a story about a woman who was a clever knitter. One day, she copied some characters from the menu from a Chinese restaurant and knitted them into a sweater. All her friends praised her for how clever she was untik she met a friend who spoke Chinese. He looked at her sweater and burst out laughing. Apparantly, the characters read, "This dish is cheap but delicious."

@apriljk6557

8 ай бұрын

That's amazing, I want one 😂😂

@SolomonDragon

8 ай бұрын

Was she wearing the sweater when he read it😂

@NT__-

8 ай бұрын

LMAOO

@ZeldadragonBlade

8 ай бұрын

Wait, but... That's relatable though- 😂

@addyshorhnr3544

8 ай бұрын

I like that

😂😂😂 not the “Tây Du Ký” (Journey to the West) soundtrack 😂😂😂

the amount of crazy english phrases you will see in asia is insane. usually not tattooed on someone but they are everywhere.

"I GOT IT DONE IN VIETNAM" 🤣🤣 As a Vietnamese, we barely know English, so just imagine getting "Pee" tattoo and go swimming, everyone will look at u bc ur *so beautiful*

@BeeBeeCat28

9 ай бұрын

S L A Y Y Y (I'm a whitewash Vietnamese so I'm dying XD)

@amandabach861

9 ай бұрын

Also it’s because ITS SO CHEAP OVER THERE im also Vietnamese

@cloudy-_-106

9 ай бұрын

In viet nam the song call *tôn ngộ không* (i spent 1 hour searching😭😭😭)i need a therapy

@thanhlanvo9299

9 ай бұрын

Y’all exactly I’m Vietnamese too 😂

@cheesydacheese123

9 ай бұрын

lol I'm Vietnamese too

As someone who knows both languages, this is insanely funny

@ONGJIAJIAMoe

9 ай бұрын

me 2 it so funny

@geg1737

9 ай бұрын

Me too

@KamisatoAyaya717

9 ай бұрын

@@geg1737 yatta!

@ayvenimmanuellee4846

9 ай бұрын

Yea

@tiffanytung410

9 ай бұрын

+1

When she said “yeah I got it done in vietnam” I was like: FINALLY MY PEOPLE HAVE DONE SOMETHING

Alr but the first background music was just childhood 😭✨

My Japanese teacher would always tell my class stories about non Japanese speakers having Japanese kanji tattooed on them, one of my favs was someone who said their tattoo meant beauty and was actually just washing machine.

@rosewaters2533

8 ай бұрын

Reminds me of Bart from Justkiddingnews who has Japanese kanji tattooed on his leg, saying “Fear everyone”. 😂😂😂

@eggspoomgumber

8 ай бұрын

@@rosewaters2533 actually that’s an amazing tattoo I love it

@yurika463

8 ай бұрын

I have to admit 洗濯機 does look cool

@bobbiusshadow6985

8 ай бұрын

@@rosewaters2533wait, so Joe can’t read kanji?

@ProberGaming

8 ай бұрын

​@@yurika463the fact it's pronounced a bit like 'sent a Cookie' in English makes it a little sillier. Source: can speak a little Japanese.

The Journey To The West song lmao I'm here for it

It’s like when Asians put random English words and phrases in songs lol so weird!

only real AOT fans will understand the Water tattoo meaning freedom

@Breadandbutter3000

8 ай бұрын

Yes😂

@froststorm_kats8862

8 ай бұрын

Broooooooooooooo XD For real though

@user-yb3mn2zx4o

8 ай бұрын

can someone explain it? I don't really watch AOT

@omggstaar4993

8 ай бұрын

Isn’t AOT “Attack On Titan ?”

@chosemina

8 ай бұрын

@@omggstaar4993 yup

She really knows her English Whoahhh this rlly blew up

@Cherryplays15

8 ай бұрын

Yep she does better then me

@user-td5ko8dt7r

8 ай бұрын

YEA Ahjshhahahahahahahhahah HA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

@takuma359

8 ай бұрын

I’m calling immigration cuh

@kurisurisuku

8 ай бұрын

Hashhss

@-_-maddicore-_-

8 ай бұрын

She should be my English teacher frfr

I really want "sesame chicken" as a tattoo now, it sounds so fucking funny and I love sesame chicken

Seeing foreigners with random English words as tattoos would be funny as hell, no problem with it xd

Some Japanese people would legit walk around in shirts with random English phrases on them lol.

@seankane9508

8 ай бұрын

As an English speaker living in Taiwan, I can't tell you how many times I've looked at shirts with English on them and gone "WTF?"

@insertianameia2224

8 ай бұрын

​@@seankane9508I once saw a shirt (I forgwt where,) that was a short for a toddler that said "cum dumspter" in super pretty typeface and was all shiny and what not. It was next to other shorts with random English words on it. People were buying it because it was designed to be super cutsey and super girly, but they had zero idea what it meant.

@kittysoftpaws3677

8 ай бұрын

​@@insertianameia2224oh God

@Sh1garak1s_alt

8 ай бұрын

@@insertianameia2224 w h a t t h e *f u c k?*

@MrPrototype150

8 ай бұрын

Jumping, pounding the rock!

“AND THIS? IS BEAUTY” got me died on the floor

@12lovevly_flowers

8 ай бұрын

You good after dieting on the floor

@Cherryplays15

8 ай бұрын

@@12lovevly_flowers yeah I’m good ☺️

She ain’t wrong about the sushi one fr tho-

I can't put into words how much I laughed.😂😂😂😂😂

“Hey are you peeing?” “No im beauting” Why is this comment more famous than my youtube channel😭😭

@BhaviTheWeirdo

8 ай бұрын

XD

@Kamizakkat

8 ай бұрын

Why the fuck did you censor peeing 💀

@NoodlesUniverse

8 ай бұрын

Censored pee…

@LSCL44433

8 ай бұрын

Uhm peeing isnt bad. Everyone does it......

@Sxger_Beautiful190

8 ай бұрын

​@@LSCL44433do fishes pee?

As an English speaker, I can confirm “Sushi” means “Love”

@ch4.hayabusa

8 ай бұрын

If you like sushi... You're probably good at…

@jonathanchang1574

8 ай бұрын

As an English speaker, I can also confirm that pee is beauty

@XFairy_HunterX.

8 ай бұрын

WHA HOW?!@@jonathanchang1574

@wisconsincheez2307

8 ай бұрын

I thought that the sushi tattoo would be something someone would actually get. So the joke in that context didn't quite work there. Me picking up some sushi for me and my wife on the way home from work does mean love to her lol.

@SethyaDoesStuffYT

8 ай бұрын

@@jonathanchang1574美丽

Tbh these go *SO hard*

Me who understands both languages: 👁️👄👁️

The fact that sushi was love in English is hilarious🥲

@ntrimsha

9 ай бұрын

@user-yp9ow5fo3y imagine being so desperate for views that you create hundreds of accounts to say "oMg _____ CoMmEnTeD oN mY ViDeO"

@TheNicolevertone

9 ай бұрын

I mean, I do love sushi...

@ahadster

9 ай бұрын

@@TheNicolevertone me too sooooo likeeeeee is it love?

@TheNicolevertone

9 ай бұрын

@@ahadster Definitely Love...and Sushi

@ahadster

9 ай бұрын

@@TheNicolevertone YESSS

According to Dave Barry, Japanese teenagers did wear clothes with English words on them that included such profound English sayings as "Snot Cow".

@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong

7 ай бұрын

I would wear the snot cow shirt.

@Mast3rB3ard

7 ай бұрын

or the legendary vegeta shirt. Badman

@richardlionerheart1945

7 ай бұрын

My favorite is the yakuza 1 fart hoodie

@MrJeffcoley1

7 ай бұрын

Look up "Engrish" and you'll see many examples of Japanese people wearing shirts with Roman letters that say all kinds of foul obscene things. Also bizarre mistranslations and just plain nonsense.

@corny387

7 ай бұрын

HEAVY METAL IS LAW!

To be honest, I would really get a tattoo of "Poor/Brooke"

“Hey how much pee do you have?”😂😂

@Nox_eatsrocks

Күн бұрын

tons

“And this” *shows the word pee* “means BEAUTY” got me and my sister dying 🤣🤣💀💀

@sharkie-boo

8 ай бұрын

my ribs are broken

As a person that understands Chinese, I… I have no words

@Cherryplays15

8 ай бұрын

Me too I think

@ruitsukasafixer

8 ай бұрын

​@@Cherryplays15"I think" wha- (IM DENSE ASF SO I DONT GET IT 😭)

@justafreak6677

8 ай бұрын

Translate them for me bro😂😂😂😂 pleeeeeeeease

@justafreak6677

8 ай бұрын

Translate them now slave😡 I'm done waiting

@TanieluTheGROX-hk3we

5 ай бұрын

As a Chinese people, I don't have words too.

Journey to the west journey casually playing in the background. Makes it better lol

NOT THE JOURNEY TO THE WEST SOUND TRACK!!!😭🤣

"I got it done in Vietnam" 💀 In Vietnam, we need to mind what our Vietnamese relatives (Most of them can barely speak or read English) think about it first before minding our own thoughts

@MushroomShorts1508

9 ай бұрын

Some ppl say tattoos are disrespectful to Vietnam too so uh...

@finlockheart8763

8 ай бұрын

​@@MushroomShorts1508Lots a viets have tattoos buddy😂

@MushroomShorts1508

8 ай бұрын

@@finlockheart8763 Ik but like don't show then in public cuz SOME people don't like them (Like my parents)

@finlockheart8763

8 ай бұрын

@@MushroomShorts1508 Well they need to get over it they cannot control other grown adults and what they do asian society is slowly changing

@MushroomShorts1508

8 ай бұрын

@@finlockheart8763 Ik

Legit always wanted a tattoo w/ Chinese characters for "Chicken Noodles" while saying it means "Peace among people"

@ballsofsalsa01

7 ай бұрын

This 🖕means peace among worlds... Rick

@belzedk

7 ай бұрын

Chinese characters for "Chicken Noodles" with 4 different languages around it all saying "Peace among people"

@user-nj9ru4ef2w

7 ай бұрын

good food does bring peace amongst people

@lilyliveredscallywag6923

7 ай бұрын

This is the funniest idea imo. Like, just get a menu order tattooed or something but tell people it’s deep… if they know they know and if they don’t, it’s a fun and fresh grift

@aretaros

7 ай бұрын

I truly don't see how these two differ.

I love the scene in Scary Movie 4 where the asian monster kid talks gibberish Japanese. "Nissan honda, mitsubishi subaru. Tempura sushi sashimiiiiii".

The tattoo in the end caught me of guard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you. Now I know that when Bruce Lee said “Be like water”, he meant “be free”.

@Braveplantt

8 ай бұрын

that's because he lives in hong kong, a former british colony

@simplyyellow6240

8 ай бұрын

Or be Pee

@manolgeorgiev9664

8 ай бұрын

Be, like, free!

@VR-F

7 ай бұрын

​@@simplyyellow6240gunk gunk gunk

@JKR9488

7 ай бұрын

​@adentang158 Now, it's China's newest surveillance state.

One of my fave videos was where one european guy who is fluent in chinese went to the market in china with 6 a temporary tatoo that was just a name of the popular chinese dish. when chinese ppl started gossiping about it in chinese he was like he started to speak chinese as well, saying "oh, you like my tatoo? I love this dish very much" the look of pure shock and then laughter of the ladies who worked at the stalls he went to. So wholesome

@_DeadlyNightshade_

8 ай бұрын

He has a KZread channel called Xiaomanyc

@OouzyYew452

8 ай бұрын

Kung Pao Chicken 😂

@Shtickyaight

8 ай бұрын

Cool

@aaa-gt8by

8 ай бұрын

That was XiaomaNYC's kung pao chicken tattoo 😂

@maguszeal5818

8 ай бұрын

Doesn't his name translate into pony or something.

her: this? oh is means freedom me: Ass means cool

I’d get one that says “Beep beep lettuce” because I saw someone had an actual tattoo of that in Asian characters and that’s what it said so it became me and my bf’s inside joke.

Now I want a “lower back pain “ Chinese tattoo

@tristanrichardson1932

8 ай бұрын

Ong

@zacharytang3840

8 ай бұрын

腰痛

@user-fx2re3hp9t

8 ай бұрын

腰酸背痛

@striderzer0

8 ай бұрын

and you have to have it on your lower back

@mr.buhhhh2151

8 ай бұрын

Why is there more characters for "back pain" than "lower back pain" 😂

As a Vietnamese,you can't just play my childhood music like that😭

@xKOCHO-SAMAx

8 ай бұрын

Gurl me too!

@veronicaoliveiro6367

8 ай бұрын

but its the theme song of a China drama on Journey to the west

@bobbiusshadow6985

8 ай бұрын

@@veronicaoliveiro6367not Journey to the West, but specifically 1983’s Hong Kong “The Legend of the Condor Hero” tv show

@deadly_queen6656

8 ай бұрын

@@bobbiusshadow6985It’s Journey to the West though 😅

@bobbiusshadow6985

8 ай бұрын

@@deadly_queen6656 you’re right, I mixed it up.. (I just verified, self facepalm)

bro had to get a friend for that last one

Yeah its always funny seeing the English shirts in asian countries as well

I've never seen random English tattoos, but I've seen a ton of Chinese clothing with random English words on it.

@user-ud2vl7ko1h

20 күн бұрын

Niek , abibas , new balonce, bolanciaga, cocci, cancel ,

@Harregarre

19 күн бұрын

Love to see kids or grandparents walking around with shirts that say: "THINK LESS. STUPID MORE." or "WISH YOU WERE BEER".

@redleeks6253

19 күн бұрын

I've seen tattoos in latin/italian and even mispelled. Just the ladies consider all asian countries using Chinese characters in their language.

@-lord1754

17 күн бұрын

Not what you are describing but similar there was a whole controversy in the game stellar blade where the put random english graffiti in (its a korean game) and two of them were put together that just said Hard R. Not the word but literallly Hard R. It was removed 🤣

@ryancunningham8168

16 күн бұрын

English people literally get random English tattoos all the time.

I can confirm that Sushi means love. You get me Sushi, I’ll love you forever.

@ghostmi

7 ай бұрын

Facts

@RoyceDillingham

7 ай бұрын

🍣

@antman1299

7 ай бұрын

すし🍣

@keegangrant6571

7 ай бұрын

I can confirm that pee is beauty ...

My character in a DnD campaign has a tattoo in Draconic. He is convinced that it means "powerful", but in reality it means "onion soup".

Chinese characters look so beautiful thooo

I would legit be down for a "Sesame Chicken" tattoo

@RonLarhz

8 ай бұрын

Technically it's sesame oil chicken.

@twix_142

8 ай бұрын

Yah that way when I go to an Asian restaurant I just point to my tattoo

@numbnutz626

8 ай бұрын

Same

@youtubecommentator6023

8 ай бұрын

Nah orange chicken would work better for me

@Astr0galactic

8 ай бұрын

I want “W A T E R” on my arm

Can confirm, sushi is indeed love.

@bobbiusshadow6985

8 ай бұрын

I second that

@vrictor

8 ай бұрын

I third that

@jackduvijey2468

8 ай бұрын

I fourth that

@ItssMarceline

8 ай бұрын

I fifth that

@viper4320

8 ай бұрын

I sixth that

My mom has “mom” tattooed on her leg in Japanese

I can confirm... Sushi means love definitely

I would probably get a Chinese one that said “soup” so if someone came up to me and said “hey you know your tattoo says soup right?” I’d say “yes…I love soup.”

@herbiehusker1889

10 күн бұрын

湯

@shychan

9 күн бұрын

@@herbiehusker1889perfect.

@buhkaw

9 күн бұрын

That’s what the KZreadr Xioama did. His tattoo says Kung Pao Chicken

@2crude2crudeofficialband3

8 күн бұрын

😆🤣😂👍 Hilarious!!!

@scottydu81

8 күн бұрын

Yeah I’ve had that idea kinda before, like get “egg drop soup” tatted but with “honor courage commitment”, then I’d go to a chinese restaurant and get a laugh out of the people there. Then I remembered I don’t need joke tattoos.

Maybe not tattoos, but people in Asia love wearing shirts with the most random english words on them.

@user-nr2pn7wb8n

8 ай бұрын

As an Asian I confirm 😭

@spkz0r

8 ай бұрын

And the random nazi swastika etc. :P

@nathanberrigan9839

8 ай бұрын

@@spkz0r It's a Buddhist symbol. A lot of Japanese maps use it to mark Buddhist temples.

In fairness to people who do that most of them find the caligrify of the lettering to be pretty and artistic they're are alot of people who get English calligraphy as tattoos as well especially in a graffiti style obviously if you get a word tattooed on yourself you want it to mean something to you but often it's more about the art of the calligraphy then necessarily the meanings of the words

Ngl "sesame chicken" is something I wouldn't mind tattooing myself with

Not gonna’ lie: having a sesame chicken tattoo would be pretty dope

@beanodonnell

8 ай бұрын

sir what would you like to order just points at arm

@nothankyou6840

8 ай бұрын

​@@beanodonnellpure convenience

@rani.andretti

8 ай бұрын

Would it? Or would it just be cringe af? Who knows...

As an American, i can confirm that sushi is love in English

@sneezyfido

8 ай бұрын

It can be very intimate, though. My wife can get really jealous when I sushi someone else.

@NeutralDice

7 ай бұрын

Latin or Chinese characters, permanent TATTOOS are a SILLY idea!

@bluyu

5 күн бұрын

​@@sneezyfido I'm using sushi as a verb now, thank you.

well i mean the shirts with random english are like the equivalent to these tattoos imo 😂

I mean sushi is love in some ways >.>

I had a japanese friend of mine help me translate "I can't read this" and now it's tattooed on my back

@_burningshadow_8010

7 ай бұрын

That's pretty funny, a little big of a commitment to a joke but still pretty funny

@Oxygen1004

7 ай бұрын

​@@_burningshadow_8010depends on where and how big it is tbh, but I'd argue anyone who sees it will get a chuckle once it's translated

@thisisaperson660

7 ай бұрын

@@_burningshadow_8010 depends how big the tattoo is and where its at. Thats a pretty amazing tat if its small and like on the shoulder or something

@_burningshadow_8010

7 ай бұрын

@@thisisaperson660 True I kind of just assumed it was pretty big so people could read it from a distance

@raer5373

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 yo you got trolled by your tattoo artist so good.

Freedom = ✨WATUH✨ Love = ✨SHUSHIU✨ Beauty = ✨PEEH✨

@DinoBryce

Ай бұрын

😂

@ayieshamusahari5317

Ай бұрын

Is pee

@Giogio2020jobro

Ай бұрын

@@ayieshamusahari5317it a joke lol

@stachu5049

22 күн бұрын

Shushiu is how we pronounce our word for pee in polish 😭

@JusticePreyHDM

21 күн бұрын

*watuh* _white_

Yalls got beautiful writing no lie

I told my boy when we were teens that the kanji he got was Duck Soup, now maybe I wasn’t crazy🤣

The funniest tattoo I've ever seen was 出前一丁, which is the name of a Japanese instant noodle brand. Seriously, WTF?? lmao 🤣

@lonelyrblx8078

6 ай бұрын

Lol 😆

@lulolie

6 ай бұрын

Instant noodles are tasty man idk what to tell ya

@TeutonnicNews

6 ай бұрын

@@lulolieFr man.

@patrickreynolds5463

6 ай бұрын

If its the sesame flavour, that shit's fire

@athymeow5737

6 ай бұрын

So they're a walking instant noodles?😂😂😂

“yo im drinking freedom” “babe.. I sushi you..” “I need to beauty”

@carloisdoingstupidtechstuff

4 ай бұрын

"NAH BRUH HE PEEPEE'D!" Instead, it's "NAH BRUH HE BEAUTY-BEAUTY'D!"

@_blackholesarecool

4 ай бұрын

"guys i just beautied in my pants"

@Bloxy.B

4 ай бұрын

LOL😂

@Bloxy.B

4 ай бұрын

@@carloisdoingstupidtechstuffLOL😂

@margoxathegamer9371

4 ай бұрын

Or even better: - "Hey, what you're doing?" - "Nothing, just drinking freedom" - "We could make some sushi ;)" - "Wait, sorry, I drank so much freedom I need to go beauty

"PEE" HAHAH😂😂😂

Some celebrities did this fail too ahahah nice video sis

Asian people just get it on shirts 😂

@echelon2k8

14 күн бұрын

It's on skin in Thailand.

@Straw_Hat_Gamer

12 күн бұрын

you aint wrong, watch most of the characters in One Piece anime have random words on there shirts lol

@sapphirezilliana7878

12 күн бұрын

Pee, 💀

@bbyjscx

12 күн бұрын

😂😂

As a native Russian speaker, sometimes I see Asian (primarily Chinese) clothing with Russian words used as decorative element, and in a lot of cases it looks exactly like this lmao. I’ve also seen signboards of Chinese shops nearby the border between China and Russia, also written in Russian. Some of them just have a lot of mistakes, and some literally make zero sense, like “Cucumber with ears”, “Little Gay”, “Eastern mug” etc. Honestly, I see nothing wrong with that, no one has to know the language to appreciate its visual beauty, and it’s also funny as hell, so why not? :D Also, I’d actually like to get a tattoo which says “chicken wings” in Chinese. I just really love chicken wings and how Chinese letters look, the combination of both is even better 💀

@FalconWindblader

8 ай бұрын

雞翅/雞翼, 鸡翅/鸡翼 ‘Chicken wings' in both traditional & simplified Chinese, if you haven't looked it up already. 雞翅 is more used in Mandarin, while 雞翼 is more used in Cantonese, though both are equally valid.

@ActuallyYoda69

8 ай бұрын

I'm trying to learn Russian (English is my first language and the only one I'm fluent in) because I think the language is very cool and I happen to watch a .ot of KZread channels where most of the comments are in Russian, and I like to read comments so it bugs me that I can't understand them (and I didn't have a translate feature originally so this helped motivate me to learn) though I'm not very good at Russian and need to think a long while before understanding most sentences, if at all, I think I've noticed some mistakes in writing on signs before but I don't see Russian very often where I live as most of the people around here speak English and English only.

@ActuallyYoda69

8 ай бұрын

I'd love to have a tattoo in some other language that says something silly, like some kind of food name or even something entirely nonsensical. People always tell me tattoos should have meaning but the meaning MY tattoos carry are "they make me happy" and if I can make someone else happy with a silly tattoo, then that's even better! I live for laughter :)

@DieezahArts

8 ай бұрын

Same with Asian people wearing shirts with random french words on them. Once I saw someone that was wearing what would be perceived as a promo shirt from some random bakery anywhere in France but the person was acting as if the short was some unique design/romantic stuff... 😂 I don't know. Best baker of the year doesn't really spell romance to me.

@Ocro555

8 ай бұрын

lmaooo anyways chicken wings is 鸡翅

I find it funny because Asian characters were based on original artistic expressions later to be adapted into hanzi, kanji, hangul etc. the writing is beautiful in its own way and then we have english writing. But I could understand from someone from those countries who use it everyday being like 🤷 “why though…”

The sushi one was pretty accurate

When I visited Japan, I loved seeing clothes with completely random English words on them.

@palesgensler3099

5 ай бұрын

I remember when I visited Japan and China when I was a kid. I saw a shirt that had a woman walking her dog on it and it said “Goyals best friend” instead of “Girls best friend”. There was also one tank top, that said “Earth” on it. It made me wonder what some of the clothing and jewelry with Asian words on them that we have here in America actually say.😂

@ninzpy

5 ай бұрын

My dad bought a blanket in china which was good quality but it has a a giant word across that says "Random luck in universe 🌺" in silver

@ninzpy

5 ай бұрын

I still have it

@ninzpy

5 ай бұрын

In America

@XxMattxX-iw3so

5 ай бұрын

What Brand Quote Am Missing

Asians have a tame version of our tattoos. Those shirts that just say a random word lol

@angsern8455

8 ай бұрын

Saw one that just wrote sidewalk

@NeutralDice

7 ай бұрын

Latin or Chinese characters, permanent TATTOOS are a SILLY idea!

So true lol!! I always chuckle when I see people get tattoos of stuff like that haha.

This is hilarious. It reminds me of the shirt people wear in Japan that they have no idea what the English words mean. One woman was wearing a shirt that said diarrhea and when she was informed, she was quite embarrassed.

As someone who knows both Chinese and English, I see this as an absolute meme 😂💅🏻

@Emmeline0302

9 ай бұрын

Yeah ikr same

@Rayamae7

9 ай бұрын

My brother knows all languages

@Emmeline0302

9 ай бұрын

@@Rayamae7 impossible

@BhaviTheWeirdo

8 ай бұрын

@@Rayamae7 bro wat

@piperr_x

8 ай бұрын

​@@Emmeline0302aint no way 💀

I love it when people find out their tattoos say crazy stuff. One time a guy was told he had chicken soup tattooed on him in Japanese.

@eternaloptimist2840

8 ай бұрын

But does it really mean that or was the Japanese guy pranking him?

@end_slayer

8 ай бұрын

Yeah but with this one the first one is accurate

@Larry_Dean

8 ай бұрын

Chicken Soup is GOATED

Ngl... I would probably get "orange chicken and fried rice" tatted on me and just point at it when I order.

I can just imagine the pain of her tryna take it off

i love that one of the guy who wanted ‘ lover of Asian beauty’ and the tattooer put ‘ foreign pervert’ on his back 😂

as a person who is Vietnamese, and knows english. I am proud of my people

@Sheduhbestie

9 ай бұрын

Me too

@luvvshyunjin

8 ай бұрын

Same

ok but there an obvious artistic quality to Asian written languages ( including India too) like if ever get that kind of tatt I’ll make sure the tattoo artist knows the correct stroke order xD

I can't thank you enough for this. Well played!!