Thank God you're telling everyone what was happening.

@StormsandSaugeye

Жыл бұрын

It's too bad he gives inaccurate descriptions for a number of them. Like the Yacht going under a bridge? Yeah, it broke free of its moorings during a flood and got pushed up against the bridge. Noone was on it.

@yongp4316

Жыл бұрын

If you dont have enithing godt to say Them keep it for you self

@mawfish1

Жыл бұрын

It's to avoid getting done for copyright. Seems you can steal videos from other people if you put your own stupid commentary on it.

@Kuba1974

Жыл бұрын

My personal favourite is "The Captain of the barge, forgot about mooring lines". Brilliant :) :) Calling "Vecchio Bridge" a barge :) :)

@timjones1779

Жыл бұрын

"...in front of countless (3) people on a beach"

6:27 did anyone else notice how close that man came to death. That propeller almost made him into fish food

6:49 is a graveyard for ships where they are ran aground purpose and cut up for scrap.

@Edward0779

2 жыл бұрын

If the talking head person doesn't know that, then it's not worth subscribing.

@ceebeegeegee8293

2 жыл бұрын

@@Edward0779 And then he says it’s not smart to “row a boat over a log” when there’s a motor running on the stern. You’re so right. No subscription here.

@aydemirduman2848

2 жыл бұрын

Tuzla Istanbul

The boat at 6:50 was beaching it to be scrapped.

@byrd1dog

2 жыл бұрын

They keep using the same video saying it's a bad captain or just a bad accident

@yourtravelswithbruce

2 жыл бұрын

The narrator has NO clue. Most of these videos are not as he says they are

@joshborner3483

2 жыл бұрын

thank you this guys barely understand or reads anything

Good fun up to the point of the salvage-beaching at: 6:50 ... Then the joke was on you you knob!

@robertlowery5586

2 жыл бұрын

Hah! You called him a "knob".

@johnstidworthy3370

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertlowery5586 classic

The huge whirlpool is in the Skookumchuck Narrows in British Columbia - the footage is from a high-speed jet Tourboat that takes paying passengers through the rapids at maximum tidal flow. It is scary - but so much fun.

@dhaneyart

Жыл бұрын

one malfunction and everyone would die?

@ahmetcemiloglu7213

Жыл бұрын

@@dhaneyart Jet drives are known for their excellent reliability. Oh, wait...

Is great narration great video

The old lady walking with the cane with the big boat coming in at 4 minutes is the luckiest lady alive!! :)

@docpelletier6630

Жыл бұрын

was there a less than 50 feet away. This was not a case of an "idiot driving a boat." It was the microcontroller failing.

@matthewdouglas7627

8 ай бұрын

Mrs. Magoo

6:40 This is not an accident; that ship is being beached on purpose at a ship breaking yard to be salvaged later. Those other ships that got hit and pushed out of the way are already being broken for salvage, so those dents don't really matter.

@stevenr6397

2 жыл бұрын

more importantly how many people noticed its a terrible editing job and that ship was not meant to be included, they just miss timed the splice from another videp, nice going, didnt even bother to watch their own video before posting it!

You really put bill dance on this 😂 last clip 😂

My man Bill Dance at the end. Lol! He's always getting into trouble

The two happiest days of a boat owners life. The day he buys it and the day he sells it.

@christellethomas3397

Жыл бұрын

😂absolutely right!!

@henryhorner3182

Жыл бұрын

I flirted with the idea of buying a 30-35 footer to use on those lakes in the Ozarks near where we live. Reading about all those drunk and otherwise stupid boaters changed my mind fast. The loss is the money to boat dealers. At least those many thousands of dollars I would have spent are safely in the bank.

How can you NOT notice that 6:40 one ship is literally cut in half and both of those ships are already beached? Just another Tuesday at a metal scrapping shipyard in Turkey.

@juliannowfer746

2 жыл бұрын

it’s aliaga if i am not wrong, many greek ferries go to die there

@aydemirduman2848

2 жыл бұрын

@@juliannowfer746 tuzla Istanbul

@stubones

2 жыл бұрын

@@aydemirduman2848 Bangladesh

@stubones

2 жыл бұрын

@@juliannowfer746 Bangladesh

@aydemirduman2848

2 жыл бұрын

@@stubones Euronews 7 years ago Final destination ferry crashes into ship braking yard ...... Tuzla Istanbul ...you can see clearly Turkish flag n they speak Turkish. Next time do little bit of research before making a comment ease. All the best

Ima new sub to your chann because I find the content fascinating, thanks for these vids...

As a life long boater I am laughing out of my chair!!

Epic financial boo boo!❤❤❤

1:56 the main problem wasn't the wind, but the tide pushing the boat into the channel

The cargo ships crashing into each other - so that's where my missing overseas packages went

0:30 “the captain of a barge” yea that’s totally not a cargo ship

@YukariAkiyama

2 жыл бұрын

Wdym? Thats clearly a cargo canoe.

5:05 😂 are we sure there is even a person in that boat

@afridgetoofar1818

2 жыл бұрын

nobody said there was

The ship at 6:44 wasn't out of control or 'crashing'. It was being run up on the beach for scrapping.

@coopergumby

Жыл бұрын

hahahaha he removed it!

@user-ox6bt1mr9k

Жыл бұрын

Very interesting comment

Finally, Someone says Operating a boat, and Not Driving a boat 👍👍😜😜

OMG, when that Land Walrus got into the boat , you could hear that couple to the right scream " Jenny Craig "..... LOL.

He is funny good video

The video's narrator is as bone headed as the people driving some of the boats.

@Stubby631

2 жыл бұрын

Concur.

@stephens7107

2 жыл бұрын

Yep.

When you see a boat beaching at a fast speed and there are rusting ships next to it, that's just the cut up yard, probably in Southern India or Sri Lanka. That actually wouldn't be successful if it didn't ground hard.

The dude in the fork lift had zero critical thinking skills lol

The last one was Bill Dance without those crazy antics there would never be a good blooper reel.

I enjoy these classic more money than skills vids

What make you think they’re capable of driving on the roads 😂😂😂

Really nice! Who else loves Fail Videos? ;)

6:50 in is a ship being beached at a breakers yard. That was not an act of idiocy

never ceases to amaze me how people rev the throttle on boats and dirtbikes etc when they should be breaking. "ohhh my goaddd noooo" like people are so ditzy.....

1:30 - 10mins later, this ship was beside us in the marina, the people still in shock; one (not severe) wounded, but they survived. Later that day, a cargo ship hit the same bridge on the same spot, cutting of its wheelhouse and loosing a car.

Good stuff

Awesome

6:42 You know that isn't a crash right? It's a salvage yard and it was perfectly parked between 2 other wrecks.

@sarge6870

2 жыл бұрын

The problem is he probably DOESN'T know! He has no clue about ANYTHING on the subject of the sea!

@Mygg_Jeager

2 жыл бұрын

The editing was crap too. And he's recycling clips from his #1 and #2 video as well.... baaaaaaad all around lol.

@ImNotDubz

Жыл бұрын

He cut that part out of the video lol

@leftylou6070

Жыл бұрын

I seen that one before too.

@NickSanders-zf1if

Жыл бұрын

Jesus loves you

3:30 is the best one lol

The thumbnail and 4:36, the vessel to starboard has the right of way. Though the stand on vessel still must do whatever they can to avoid a collision.

@FLaDave351

2 жыл бұрын

"Right of Way" is something that is debatable, and in the end the bigger ships have the right of way because they are restricted in their maneuverability.

@ptrinch

2 жыл бұрын

@@FLaDave351 Not so much 'debatable' as it is incorrect. There is no such thing as 'right of way' in navigation rules. There's only 'give way vessels' which must taken action to avoid the collision and 'stand on vessels' which should maintain speed and course (unless it becomes clear the the give way vessel is not taking any action). And as far as size... might does not make right. The 'restricted in their maneuverability does not mean that the boat that is harder to maneuver has the right of way. It applies to ships that can't change their course due to such activities as dredging, laying underwater cables, ocean floor surveying, and the like. Below that, on the pecking order, are other categories which could be size dependent, such as restricted by draft, but that does not appear to apply in this situation.

@didntdoit7938

2 жыл бұрын

My right of way rule on the water has always been - you must assume that the other boater has no idea who has the right of way.

@richmurphy1719

2 жыл бұрын

@@ptrinch NUC, RAM, Draft, Fish, Sail!

The guy was just trying to take on water so the boat would ride lower to get under the bridge. Smart guy.

The guy on the frozen lake is a perfect definition of insane. The definition of insane is do the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome.

@rc-fannl7364

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it could have had a different outcome, he could have cracked the hull, and then sunk the boat, which is different from what happened now. ;-) That doesn't make the captain's actions any less insane though.

@mikesmithey1892

2 жыл бұрын

@@rc-fannl7364 that makes you insane

@davidharrison7014

Жыл бұрын

He could've just sat there and waited until spring.

@abc123thenwhat

Жыл бұрын

Which way did he go george?

Small sailboats are a lot of fun,I've had several,but you have to remember what you are,in,you also have to keep an eye on the weather

Whats sad is that the idiots responsible might not even own half the things. Worst they get fired leaving the owner to suffer losses.

2:01 I know I shouldn't laugh; but I just can't help it. 🤭

As a lifelong boater, believe Me, I have seen some stupid s***.

Proof that a boat owner doesn't make a sailor.

Dang, wasn't expecting an Estonian ferry to appear in this video

2:26 This is the biggest whirlpool on camera I think. Anyone knows where this might have been recorded? Amazing!

@allosaurusfragilis7782

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like one of the big drains they use in reservoirs. Not sure which one though

@SimonO1919

2 жыл бұрын

@@allosaurusfragilis7782 So you don't think it's just a whirpool made of currents and obstacles?

@allosaurusfragilis7782

2 жыл бұрын

@@SimonO1919 it's too regular looking and if it were natural I think we would have heard about it like the maelstrom in Norway or the correyvrecken in Scotland which is near me. They look nothing like this. This looks like when you pull the plug, only bigger. Scary but I'm sure it's man made

6:46 Did he really think that ship was crashing into another ship and half of another one? Its called salvage and thats how they get the ships on land to work on them.

omg that intro. this big boat on his way ....

crazy how boats don't even have to go that fast to flip over

I didn't know that not wearing a flotation vest would cause your boat to sink in the channel!!!🤦

@1:47 Captain ! I dunt tink we can hold out much longerr😜

3:23 the legends say that the captain is still siting under the water in that boat

@davidharrison7014

Жыл бұрын

This woman needs to lay off the pizzas 🍕 🍕 and cheeseburgers! 🍔 🍔 🍔

WOW you got that wronge on so many levels.

@Fiperyx

2 жыл бұрын

Wronge? Is that a word

@youknowme8578

2 жыл бұрын

That's the two "wrongs" with no rights, and I give the largest wrong to the man who posted the video, not knowing what the hell he's talking about! I'm with you Jamie.

@everettlangdon8897

2 жыл бұрын

I’m with you too this guy said “imagine having a good day when an idiot crashed into you (4:47) when in reality he has the right of way?

@apk74

2 жыл бұрын

You’ve spelt wronge wrong! 🤪

@garyndarby5502

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, he has no clue what he’s talking about. What if there was mechanical failures or something? Gotta know your stuff before you go posting like this

Going over tree logs in small boats is nothing. We call it stump hopping. We do it all the time in the local swamp to get to good fishing holes.

wonderful

Correction: 6:41 The operator of this ship did not crash into a dock and 2 other ships. That was a defunct ship beaching itself on the sand to be dismantled for steel, probably in Bangladesh or India.

@stubones

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely Bangladesh.

@aydemirduman2848

2 жыл бұрын

@@stubones Turkey

@SilentKnight43

Жыл бұрын

Good place to buy some vibranium.

There was a older man who took his pontoon boat out for a spin. The boat went through a winding channel. The boat was found floating without him on board miles away (it ran out of gas). They had search & rescue looking for him with a cadaver dog. Some time later his body surfaced near his home. The boat went through the channels by itself

My favorite part of the whole video was volume control

Unbelievable!!

It’s actually the deckhands or the Bosun’s mate’s job to remove the dock line’s but it still falls upon the Captain

OK! WHO writes this stuff? "The driver of this boat decided to sail into a choppy channel sans floatation vest causing the boat to capsize as soon as it entered the channel" What? The driver didn't have a vest on so that capsized the boat ?! - never mind that everyone aboard clearly has a vest on... And he wasn't "sailing" to put a finer point on it. Excessively high speed and a standing wave from an outgoing tide... Oh, never mind. I'll watch these with the sound turned down.

@Vincent-fo7xp

Жыл бұрын

And the narrator's voice is annoying

New money+new boat= Meet the Darwins

The Hornblower dock crash @ 4:11 was due to mechanical issues. I was on the boat and it was very scary. Captain Jules acted rapidly to bring the boat in safely, probably saving lives.

@Chase251

Жыл бұрын

Dang

4:07 I like how he waits until 2 seconds before the crash to blow the horn. Why not wait til after the collision when your not in such a hurry?

@mrsamsung8184

Жыл бұрын

Yeahhh...

6:43 how could you mistake that for a dock? And those for functional ships. They intentionally beach junk ships like that and leave them there

After watching this I don't feel so dumb about the mistakes I have made in life.

I find it funny that you call these guys idiots yet you've mistaken a ship for a barge at 0:30

@mrsamsung8184

Жыл бұрын

Potato potato

@kellymc239

Жыл бұрын

"Potato potato" doesn't work. A barge is an unpowered floating vessel designed for ferrying known amounts of cargo. A ship does the same thing, EXCEPT, it's a self-powered vessel, unlike a barge.

On 06:45 the vessel is not crushing... is going for scrap. Common practice on the vessel's last voyage to go full speed ashore...

@sarge6870

2 жыл бұрын

I posted the same above! This clown has NO idea about ships ! Needs to go back to his momma's basement!

Love how you got away with cheating youtube with videos being inverted.

Wow!

Matatan.🤔. Ribirin HS, Scary moment.,

Funny and crazy

4:00 the Hornblower boat. I was there. The throddle cable caught and the boat could not be powered down until it was too late.

When you need a green card you will marry a woman who weighs more than the boat 😂😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 winner winner chicken dinner 🤣🤣🤣

Wow, must have been a bigfoot at 4:44, ha ha ha!!!

6:13 Damn, what Jet Ski? You're welcome!

@douglasfrantzen3011

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect

He'd have made it under the bridge but the heavy train crossing caused the bridge to be lower than usual. And if you believe that, I got some stuff to sell you.

Cool!

Thank you, Captain Obvious, for telling the viewers what they can already see for themselves.

Back the Blue !

The last clip isn’t that bad. That boat is designed to go over fallen trees. It got stuck but isn’t too hard to get unstuck

@afridgetoofar1818

2 жыл бұрын

yep, that's the least worst one

@useitwice

Жыл бұрын

Its also a skit. Made for jokes

@ericblomgren4387

Жыл бұрын

It was a clip from Bill Dance's blooper reel, who is a famous Bass Fisherman who had a television series.

@StormsandSaugeye

Жыл бұрын

@@ericblomgren4387 I used to watch that every sunday. I miss the show.

7:30 Bill Dance in one of his many bloopers!

4.16 at that time the man really helped the elder lady so kind

A collection of already seen episodes with a totally nonsense comment. Bad job!

@AdamFarish-qi6my

10 ай бұрын

You

@AdamFarish-qi6my

10 ай бұрын

Other people haven't seen yet

@garymcillwain1559

7 ай бұрын

Agree

@garymcillwain1559

7 ай бұрын

I'm catching all the. Clues lol

You know some deckhand line hauler told that captain "you're all loose cap,come ahead on it" lol

"Lard-bottoms" should NOT climb into the bow of a 10' long aluminum boat.

awww, I wanted to see the freighter hit near the end, but the video glitched past that part!

The commentary is just awful. Listening to it, it is obvious that the narrator knows nothing about what is going on in the video and just makes things up.

@paolopiccardo7054

2 жыл бұрын

I agree in full

@francoispellerin7633

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@gmy33

2 жыл бұрын

its dumb on purpose ..so we can all correct it in our heads

@kitdelzer

2 жыл бұрын

i was unsure till the "bad weather" clip

@sylviaisgod6947

2 жыл бұрын

Joe Biden's twin brother?

@3:33…Wow that manatee is a bit top heavy 😬

4:45 the boat on the right had right of way, if the videoboat is also a private vessel. The other boat came from the right, so "our" boat has to give way to him. So basically "we" hit him instead of him hitting "us"

@johnduheaume6650

Жыл бұрын

Spot on, easy to remember from the little rhyme: "If to starboard red appear ti's your duty to keep clear " , lots of exceptions mind such as constrained by draught and restricted ability to manoeuvre.

Shouldn't there be a checklist for leaving port and just making sure you remove all the Mooring lines LOL

Most of these boat pilots are using the new industrial cleaner ID 10 T.

Did these boat experts ever read the directions before operating? 😂

@rolandstrandberg

Жыл бұрын

Så tydligt att han menar Jesus, den som dog för oss och den enda som kan leda oss genom dödens port till det eviga liv vi var skapade för.

How could it stop with the tragic boat scene at the last big wave ?!

fire whoever wrote and voiced that narration.

Nothing tops a rerun part -1

4:38 The filming boat was the "give way vessel" who should have turned to starboard.

@youtube.thecrochetden

Жыл бұрын

yes always the left boat gives way.