Every time i have ever been bit by a dog it was always preceded with a "don't worry, he don't bite!"

3:24 Lion: "Hey, what are we looking at? Oh, lions? Yeah, I haven't seen any of them around either."

@Simon-xc5oy

Ай бұрын

It just looked so peaceful and gentle as well. Casual looks up as if to say "Whats lunch doing sitting up there???"

@dazedandconfusedconfused9500

Ай бұрын

@@Simon-xc5oy Maybe it was thinking meals on wheels.

@user-vb2ll8nl6g

21 күн бұрын

Actually pretty smart. Making eye contact with a wild lion is hazardous to your health.

@embreis2257

18 күн бұрын

that is actually what the whole concept is about. *if* anyone on that car keeps his limbs inside and carries no food with them, then the lion wouldn't see a human but just one large, unnatural object which makes loud noises and smells bad and the passengers are safe. the word _if_ does a lot of heavy lifting here...

Those two garbage collectors playing was wholesome. Also that poor nurse...

@ching1668ify

Ай бұрын

who

@klooks1013

14 күн бұрын

These guys 7:34 This nurse 9:22

@JG-fe1gx

9 күн бұрын

​@@klooks1013She'd seemingly had a very rough day.

9:27 Thats one tired lady after night shift lol

@Durwood71

Ай бұрын

The fact that she knocked first makes me think she's a homecare worker visiting a patient.

@MrYfrank14

Ай бұрын

I thought of that, but she appears to be trying to unlock the door by presenting a fob to a reader, and I never saw a house with one. But, I guess if the patient lives alone and is confined to the bed it would make sense to have one.

@Mio248

Ай бұрын

I was like, "You home, baby. You home." And she kept on scanning it lmao

@icarusbinns3156

Ай бұрын

Definitely needs some sleep

@FunnyInTheWorld888

Ай бұрын

Let's relax together😊

9:22 This lady has definitely been flying on autopilot for at least a few hours!

3:38 -- As long as you can't see the lion, the lion can't see you, right?

6:10 "It ain't gonna bite!" Said the owner as the fleabag he called dog ripped a chunk of flesh from the mailman's leg.

@BlackTarH

Ай бұрын

small dog can't do any harm

@nalublackwater9729

Ай бұрын

@@BlackTarH I know for a fact it can rip your Achiles tendon.

@kallmeoompa

Ай бұрын

@@BlackTarH it can defineltely do some damage to your member

@Nikolb113

Ай бұрын

​@@BlackTarH Exactly 😃

@BlackTarH

Ай бұрын

@@nalublackwater9729 wow you're delusional and paranoid

That welding on the guys exhaust cracked me up big time. 😂😂😂

6:10 I hate dogs owners that say “ he don’t bite 🤓” then 10sec later, it’s chasing someone down

@arashimiyazawa8165

Ай бұрын

He ain't gonna bite, but I'm gonna kick, so you better get your damned dog, sir.

@NegativeROG

Ай бұрын

Chasing and biting are NOT the same thing, are they?

@PDPIE1029

Ай бұрын

99% of dog owners are delusional.

@Zola_6

Ай бұрын

If I was that dog I would be pissed too, he threw the boxes at him 😅

@shania991

Ай бұрын

Chasing after a scared grown ass man isn’t the same as biting

3:32 - I noticed it does not say "people were not harmed" for this clip 😆

@Rekuzan

Ай бұрын

She didn't seem to be very aggressive or all that interested in them. Honestly, this clip is more hilariously ironic than it is scary or dangerous. EVERYONE on that truck is there on safari waiting patiently to get a picture/video of the very animal that just snuck past RIGHT behind them!!! Probably more 'emotional damage' than anything! 🤣🤣🤣

17:14 casually just taking a drive on the bicycle in the middle of a class 💀

@JH-wd6dp

Ай бұрын

**ring ring**

1:16 he definitely lost his job 😂

17:11 enough to hate eggs for the rest of your life.

4:33 Horse be like "Fuck your goddam glass door"

I'm not sure whom I am more disappointed with: the idiots who fail or the idiots who laugh at another person's misfortune.

8:19 Here's a classic example of why you ALWAYS connect ALL your safety lines!!

The Toyota salesman that continued his conversation while filming the collapse of his coworker's desk 😂

@Rekuzan

Ай бұрын

Probably knew he had to earn enough commission to buy a new desk because his was next!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@tazanteflight8670

Ай бұрын

He sounded like an extended warranty salesman

The two garbage collectors playing was so funny and wholesome, just proves that guys are just big boys, I should know I'm like it myself lol.

@couch2558

Ай бұрын

The correct usage of boys will be boys 😊

@carllawrence3743

Ай бұрын

@@couch2558 I agree with you, have the same thoughts.

10:36 Dude trying to be Captain America 😂

12:30 Poor delivery guy 😅

@dr.robertbennett3452

Ай бұрын

Haha... PTSD from being attacked by a 🦃 lol

9:48 she must have been knackered from the night shift, bless her 🙏 😅

Only reason the cops are hassling the Weiner mobile is because they can’t find a donut mobile 🍩

13:00 "the kinda $**t you go through on a daily basis" because you don't know how to drive your truck...

It’s the simple mistakes that can give long lasting humor.

If anyone's wondering about 10:44 the only thing that "failed" was the roof over this guy's head. The tool in hand fell from the top of that structure through said roof, creating the hole... *and it still works!*

16:42 And her phone flies right ontop of his head XD

@daggel011

Ай бұрын

Instand Karma well served

Still don't understand why those big gas powered drills don't have a hold down throttle that cuts off when you let go.

@Bird_Dog00

Ай бұрын

Because then we wouldn't get funny videos.

@sholtodepuma

Ай бұрын

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that its because a hold down throttle will require you to grip the drill tightly, Which is not a good thing while using tools with a lot of vibrations as it can cause HAVS - Hand Arm Vibration Syndrome, Which can be quite serious. It's recommended not to grip these kind of tools too tightly. There are also recommended guidelines for hourly and daily exposure to vibrations cause by these types of tools

@Bird_Dog00

Ай бұрын

@@sholtodepuma hmm.. If I recall my own use of a jackhammer correctly - it's been a few years - they do have a bysicle-break-like handle to turn them on. And I would expect a jackhammer to cause a lot more vibrations than an augr. Plus, if you have a device designed to create torque, holding it firmly is imho needed. I would guess that such a device does indeed exist, but some workers disable it for convenience.

@Alexor715

Ай бұрын

Actually many of them have a cut-off string you're supposed to have on your wrist to prevent this. But if you don't wear it, well...

@davecoop9579

Ай бұрын

Most do but the workers are lazy and tape them down.

The hammer drill was funny.

6:19 just love it! Good one 🤣

6:14 This one made my day 💀

@nullobject7966

Ай бұрын

I rewatched it many times 🤣

@Zola_6

Ай бұрын

😂

3:38 The lion : "So, you can see them too here hey, just sitting, waiting to be eaten..."

1:16 what a way to get yourself unemployed.

3:33 "You know it doesn't matter if you choose left or right because they're both chewy crunchy and delicious."

nobody messes with that bus driver

In memory of Fork Lift Driver Klaus.

That... 'Hey, get him' and then when they do he drives off... is stupidly hilarious. I'm still laughing. 😂😂

@RictusHolloweye

Ай бұрын

I dunno. Taking advantage of the willingness of a total stranger to help you out, just to prank them... it doesn't seem right.

6:00 This is not funny or cute. Don’t let your dog out. No one cares about your dog or you saying “he ain’t gonna bite”.

@FirstLast-tx8iq

Ай бұрын

I tell my customers it has teeth right? So it can bite. Keep that damn dog inside ffs.

@CocoWantsACracker

Ай бұрын

While I wholeheartedly agree with your message - I always kept my dog away from mailmen, despite her being the kindest dog ever who would only wag her tail and greet them, as people can be scared of dogs period - I must say I believe quite a few people would care about a dog saying "he ain't gonna bite".

@oldageisdumb

Ай бұрын

@@CocoWantsACracker But the problem is, so many people say “he ain’t gonna bite”, and then their dog bites. No one believes you when a dog is growling, barking and charging. Just keep your dog away, and save people some anxiety (as it sounds like you have done)

@TheRojo387

Ай бұрын

​@@oldageisdumbAll the dogs I've met have been friendly as.

@oldageisdumb

Ай бұрын

@@TheRojo387 So because all the dogs you’ve met have been friendly you believe all dogs are friendly and none ever bite? You think the dog in this video (the dog is barking and charging) shouldn’t make someone uneasy?

First guy needs a Darwin award 😂

I can't believe they even blur out cigarettes these days. Before long, there won't be anything left to show in these videos.

@Pizzpott

27 күн бұрын

Yes, and failarmy is one of the worst culprits. I've seen videos that used to be clear censored to high heaven in newer uploads, T-shirts, photographs, you name in, they blur it - it is truly pathetic. They are acing as if they actually believe that these big corporations are going to watch these videos with a mind to sue.

Lion looked up and thought, Nah, last one gave me heart burn.

The guy wi the turkey! 💀

That horse is so fired 🐎

This garbage man is just having fun😂😂😂 7:33

1:23 he's definitely gonna have a fun day in the boss's office tomorrow

In the workplace, it's true that nobody can escape making mistakes. Watching 'idiots at work,' I realize I'm not alone in these blunders.

The Toyota salesman that continued his conversation while filming the collapse of his coworker's desk

This video has so many gems😂😂

Thank you for the smiles..😀 Hello everybody from Bosnia and Herzegovina..

@FirstLast-tx8iq

Ай бұрын

Who and where?

@dragoncubes1074

Ай бұрын

Hello from Sydney, Australia.

8:48 - Absolute professionals...

Holly Smokes 😱 that truck is on fire. 🔥

Which came first, the powerlines or the truck? "Your services are no longer needed"

The last one would at least explain why all work on infrastructure seems to take forever...

@spacelemur7955

Ай бұрын

Clearly staged.

0:12 Reason number 81 to wear a welding mask while using a welding torch

0:22 i knew someone who did that once, and i sat beside him on the journey home, trying really hard to disguise my laughter, i couldn't stop

3:30 I'm not saying I'd want to be in that situation, but I remember reading somewhere that lions don't view people in/on a vehicle as individuals. I mean on some level they do, but their predatory instinct treats the whole car as one big beast. If you get out of the car and are on your own, well now that's trouble.

@dr.robertbennett3452

Ай бұрын

yo man, still... I'd be scared af... lol... the strange thing is, it looked like no one in the jeep actually saw the tiger walking behind them??? They are looking, but don't realize they have an opportunity for a close up lol

@user-sr4od8ul8h

Ай бұрын

​dang bro that tiger be lookin real strange

@spacelemur7955

Ай бұрын

The spotter up front handled his startle reaction beautifully. Cool as could be. 👍

1:15 doing doughnuts in an airport vehicle on the tarmac he’s going to hear two words. Your fired

@user-nf1cy2oq5h

Ай бұрын

Good thing the boss is grammatically correct…

@creid7537

Ай бұрын

@@user-nf1cy2oq5hthe fired might actually be his

They 3:25 were like where are they, we paid good money for this safari. If only they looked back, they couldn’t have gotten any closer. Meanwhile the guide stayed very calm, but did grab his chair.

@dr.robertbennett3452

Ай бұрын

Ikr!!! lol... missed an up close and personal sighting!!!

@spacelemur7955

Ай бұрын

The people were clearly focused on other nearby critters. What I don't get is why the person filming it said nothing, unless it was to not startle the tourists lest they do something stupid. Perhaps a lion will just walk past if not startled.🤷

the guy getting smacked and falling at 16:56 may be the funniest thing i've ever seen. seriously

8:59 The workplace would be much sadder without people like this 🤣

0:14 omg that must’ve hurt so bad

@Gagglewarrior

Ай бұрын

Fr

@andrewshallow2476

Ай бұрын

Hes lucky he didnt drop the hot work on his hoses and make a hell of a mess.

@iiickythump

Ай бұрын

@@andrewshallow2476 I would've dropped everything and cried

@dr.robertbennett3452

Ай бұрын

Yikes!!! 🤕🤕🤕

@iiickythump

Ай бұрын

@@dr.robertbennett3452 ouch! 🤕

1:18 Nooooo daweggg, please no way! 💀💀💀 RIP to his employment...

"He ain't gonna bite" Yea, sure buddy. How about you train your dog to not chase and bark either then. Some dog owners have room temperature IQ

@user-nf1cy2oq5h

Ай бұрын

Does that imply IQs are on the rise due to global warming??

@RictusHolloweye

Ай бұрын

Yeah, some people just should not have a dog.

6:12 is the best one

@bsjdnei9879

22 күн бұрын

got me crying if someone has the original lmk

9:22 That's a hard working woman. I feel her pain. 14:59 loved his demeanor. That's how you tell a joke. The punchline made me spit my drink 🤣

12:11 Wof,Wof..get back! That kills me:):) 15:43 Boring day:)

17:35 As the military aphorism goes, "If it's stupid but it works, it's still stupid and you were lucky." Still, being lucky's not a fail. (I loved it.)

"Hello, Mr. George, how mush you pay for the new guy?" "he's no good operator"

1:23 - Was dismissed with certainty

I feel like this is why OSHA is so strict with their regulations.

@ 20:17 is why Pepsi is so expensive

Brilliant compilation 👍

11:09 best one 😂😂😂😂

10:36 This man did everything he could to try and limit the consequences. He did not deserve to get laughed at, in my opinion. He deserved at least some praise for caring.

Seeing this makes me appreciate my job more.

The last one is the perfect description of government.

@spacelemur7955

Ай бұрын

Clearly staged, yet some people are so slow they believe it is real. 🤦

Work smarter... not harder! Love it!

The gorilla was so good xD

Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! I hope all goes well for everyone featured on the video.

I watch this channel everyday, because it make me laugh.

0:08 Timbo! 😂

18:55 Literally Hole-y $hit! 😂

Make your work fun! 7:33 😂

Why do people play stupid little games at work and at times someone ends up getting hurt? If you are an adult please conduct yourself as one.

7:15 I didn't know "stop" was spelled "go".

@Hans_P_G

Ай бұрын

Ikke jeg heller. 😂

As soon as the garbage men picked up the toy digger I knew, one of those men was going to ride it😂

Dude the hotdog hotwheel car was real all along!🤯

@transmanj9443

Ай бұрын

It's the Weeniemobile lol

@dragoncubes1074

Ай бұрын

@@transmanj9443 Oscar Mayer? Who doesn't remember the Oscar Mayer mobile. Saw it in person when I was about three.

NO ONE WAS HARMED!

lol All these people thinking they can stop a rolling car with their bare hands.

That last one reminded me of being in the army

This isn't about being total idiots at work; this is about trying not to die on the job💀💀

Let's be honest, Oscar is the real hero!

that guy who punched the fan is the only guy who can legitimately say his punch has sent dirt flying from the wind current around it

You have to admire the dedication that tow guy at 10:34 has.

1:24 nah that airport guy is dead 💀💀💀💀💀

00:14 Mannnn that had to hurt

Oh, these silly moments really show how fun things in life and work can be.

14:53 hahah sick

Milwaukee ftw

Great Videos 😂😂, you are the best 👍 👍

In the world of work, it is true that no one can avoid mistakes. When I watch "idiots at work" I understand that I am not alone in these failures