As a carpenter that builds custom homes for a living, I can't even begin to describe the pain of watching these construction simulator games made by developers who have clearly never even held a power tool, let alone set foot on an actual construction site lol.

@nathanbellerose7744

Жыл бұрын

Settle down its a game

@conorstewart2214

Жыл бұрын

Yeah if you don’t know what you are doing just make it a normal building game where you just need to place the parts but if it is trying to be a construction simulator then make sure you know what you are doing or at least try to make it realistic.

@pseudotasuki

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanbellerose7744 Is it, though?

@bryanmarshall5031

Жыл бұрын

Are you trying to tell me you don't use a jig saw for all your mitering needs?

@pimpontheline

Жыл бұрын

@@bryanmarshall5031 they need to make a saw just for mitering

Such much patience you have mate I would have well rage quit after the first wall

@andrzejnadgirl2029

Жыл бұрын

Check his power washing simulator videos, it's just a fraction of his powers xD

@444knuffelmac

Жыл бұрын

i would just try to build 4 walls and decorate it so its functional and say its done.

@Antsant1790

Жыл бұрын

You need to make another episode of a wedding for two months😅

Theory: Matt is building this for the Kerbals, to protect them from his giant knob rocket and reality-destroying monstrosities.

@codebulletin

Жыл бұрын

@JamesGames A Engineers Theory thanks for watching

@theRealJimothy

Жыл бұрын

@JamesGames That was the vibe I was going for lol

@Brickthrower35

Жыл бұрын

It isnt just a theory

@not_andy9283

Жыл бұрын

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@nishadgurung9319

Жыл бұрын

But that's just a theory a game theory

You have to nail in all the individual nails slowly and painfully on the forms then use a single bucket of concrete to fill it. I love it. Also impressed that not only is a builder using a jigsaw to cut planks, but he cut with the flat of the blade running backwards.

@nicreven

7 ай бұрын

why do you not wanna use a jigsaw for planks?

Nice job with frame before concrete. You naild it.

@tarrantwolf

Жыл бұрын

🤦‍♂️engineer humor

@MsTatakai

Жыл бұрын

@@tarrantwolf and than screwed it up all the beams

So funny story. My family makes steel storage tanks. And one guy hired us to make him a bunker. It was the craziest job, we had the strangest sets of specs (because things like ventilation had to be added. And basically when we finished we brought the thing into a suburban neighborhood and put it in a giant hole where his pool use to be. Bringing a crane into a suburban neighborhood was extremely disruptive too, everyone was unhappy with us, but we did it.

@grantbarkalow4675

Жыл бұрын

That what it takes to stop the architects!

The blurring on the vent was clearly the oxygen deprivation getting to you, you installed that vent just in time!

Do you think they intentionally made every screw head a philips but then gave you a flathead screwdriver?

@hondahirny

6 ай бұрын

Yes, yes they did 😂😂😂. To be fair, it does work 😊

I am taking this video as engineering approval for building a knob-shaped bunker in my yard.

@bim_2587

Жыл бұрын

It’s actually nob not knob

I like how you dont even bother to fill in the holes or cover up the bunker at the end. I guess thats the house owners problem at that point.

Building a concrete foundation with nothing to tie it down below? That entire bunker is going to float as soon as you get some heavy rain xD oof Great video as usual Matt love ya

@therealtony2009

Жыл бұрын

concrete ships did exist in ww2

I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason you don't need plumbing in your "bunker" is because it's actually a septic tank.

I also like that the character uses a, way too small i might add, flat head screwdriver on phillips head bolts. Also the nails are hollow hehe

First reaction when I saw the title, "Oh oh, this person doesn't know Matt." Lol

isn't a bunker suppose to have dirt above it?

@ToddTevlin

Жыл бұрын

Details details

@pseudotasuki

Жыл бұрын

I get the feeling that this game doesn't even let you do backfilling.

@gw2156

Жыл бұрын

Only in the architect world. Dirt is only for the “aesthetics”.

@HermanTheGerman2002

Жыл бұрын

Clearly only an architect would have a really deep and effective bunker that will protect you.

@vir042

Жыл бұрын

How are you suposed to find the bunker if you cover it with dirt? Don't sound very safe to me.. But than again I am an architect so I wouldn't listen to me...

0:41 "I wonder why, I wonder how... Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky"...

OMG what a tedious game! Thanks for the vid, I'll know to steer clear of this one!

How would you climb out using that ladder when there is a massive I beam going right through the middle of the hatch...

you would think the owner of the house would want to choose their own supplies for their bunker.. but no.. apparently the person who makes the bunker should buy the food... you should have filled it entirely with cat food!

That bunker looks like it will protect you from architects.

Fun fact:- Matt was actually building this for his npc cities skylines population that have deal with RCE over engineered poop mountain canal , random meteorite strikes , fire hazards etc or maybe just another underground strongest shape structure !

The 1st music you're playing behind, sounds a lot like the Bunnings Warehouse theme ( DIY heavy hardware chain store)

Matt: Underground where it’s devoid of architecture! Rich Midwestern prepper: actually…

Should have consulted Furze on a backyard bunker project

Good luck re-growing the grass over that! 😂

Absolutely love the rivalry you have with the architects it makes me laugh every time you say something about them. Great vid.

Your friend is preparing for an architect invasion. The dirt is going in your Engineering guild approved Infini-bag.

Interesting premise for a game. Colin Furze is your neighbor and needs a bunker. Built it.

wow those tiny screws hold together those huge beams... neat!

Frankly its an uncomfortable coincidence given countries like Switzerland are asking their citizens to make sure their bunkers are ready and fully stocked, yet we're doing nothing over here in target nation number one, but I'll try to enjoy things while they last :P

8:49 youve got a steel beam going thru your entrance!!! was this designed by an architect?

I can’t believe he missed out on puns for “I got a lot of wood there” and “I went a bit overBOARD”

10:15 you designed it Matt!

When you started screwing furniture together all I could think was we have an IKEA game.

Matt had an architect moment when he added the ladder to the nut, instead of adding to the tip. That’s how you make the ultimate stronger form.

a Colin Fuse game, hahaha, nice!!

@ilajoie3

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking this myself, he should design Colin's next bunker

Somehow, I really relate to "a low sensitivity mouse but a high sensitivity walking speed."

I didn't know colinfurze was outsourcing his work. A fine job indeed.

I don’t know what’s more ridiculous: this game, or Matt playing this game.

Damn no impact driver?! Nothing like hand turning bolts, into cured concrete, with a screw driver... 🤣

I'd love to see RCE react to Colin Furze.

This could be the best collaboration with colin furze

Pretty sure you'd hit just a few wires if you dug in just a random backyard like that lol

2:00 building trenches for WW1

As an ironworker, I can assure you that the way these walls are instructed are completely insane. Maybe this is set in a world where rebar doesn't exist? But either way those massive columns (not beams, beams are horizontal) are soft enough that you can connect them to whatever with a hand screwdriver rather than using large bolts. What a world.

@andruloni

6 ай бұрын

they dissolve in the conk kreet anyway

The Sims 4 is free now... and I'd like to see what Matt would design... excuse me, ENGINEER, as his ideal home😂

I feel it would be more offensive to shorter people (being 5 foot and a few inches myself) to imply they are incapable of reaching higher shelves. We humans have adapted this thing called problem solving and this cult of convenience isn't always the blessing people make it out to be. I would look at the top shelves being empty and think "that's just a stupid inefficient use of space for an emergency bunker" even if I can't reach them without a step ladder or something.

As a construction worker; the moment you dragged the jigsaw backwards: emotional damage.

Climb back out the right nut - RCE 2023 Edit: it’s actually my birthday today and tomorrow and it was a nice little surprise to see my comment was liked :D

The first thing you would notice 1:05

“Oh look, we’re actually inside! Doing some internal screwing now.” 💀 12:46

Thanks for tutorial of how to make a bunker in your yard 👍

7:25 I had no idea Matt was playing Timberborn with all that wood

When your whole bunker relies on two screws only

I WANNA SEE MORE OF THIS MATT!

1:30 You can get rid of all the grass, mate. Appreciate the work.

Another Theory: Matt make a bunker to protect Engineers,Electricians,Builders, and other people from Architects

I need a sandbox of this game where you dig and dont need cement screws or anything and ill be digging some wild bunkers

Matt: “I blame the architect!” Also Matt: is the only person there. Me: hmmm

Why did you use a flathead on philliups head screws?

Architects: Engineers are literally garbage. Engineers: Architects are literally Satan. Architectural Engineers: "MY EXISTENCE IS ETERNAL PAIN!"

Hey Matt, Love your videos and I wish great success for you! Please don't burn yourself out on doing a new video every day!

going underground, "devoid" of architecture, sounds like you are underestimating the enemy soldier

The book "wonder how, wonder why" sounds like a music easter egg

Everything about how that jigsaw cuts makes my brain hurt.

How much do you want to bet that this "war" was is a literally a single architect accidentally dropping a coffee mug and absolutely nothing else happened.

@stylesrj

Жыл бұрын

That coffee mug was labelled "Architect's Tears" so clearly it was a malicious attack by the architect.

MATT!! The entrance should have been the tip come on man!

Matt played this like he's never gonna play it again

As a 3d generalist myself, this game caused me many pains. Seeing that the developer, Games Incubator, means this seriously and has already awful games in its repertoar shelving more only for a quick buck, it hurts even more to look at it.

they ask for 4 walls, a lader, a bed and a toilet. Him: a whole new house? ok :)

The sheer amount of screwing arbitrary screws ensures you play longer than two hours and can't claim a refund.

The problem with architects is not that they sacrifice efficiency in their pursuit of beauty -- after all, beauty is worth pursuing. Rather, the problem is that they constantly fail to achieve beauty.

10 bucks for a plank? As an American this checks out

Imagine asking a friend to build a bunker, needing to use it, and after a few years of living there realizing that its shaped like a dong

Toilet doesn't need plumbing and comes with pre installed roll on the holder. Got to love the details.

oh wow this connects to todays video of building the military training camp to fight the architects. Your brilliant sir

Bendy glass layers can take some hammers can make it more fire proof for reentry Can it also have a transparent aluminium layer and a holographic oled layer For a flying swimming jumping holographic lobster growroom with a gel fridge and a magnet cooker

12:44 internal screwing lol

These types of games always look so painfully tedious

The bed saying start screwing lol

"You need scerewing" rce 2022 WAIT WHAT DID HE SAY!?!?

Now am wondering the shape of his actual house..?🤔🤔

Blitz broke your land speed record! Again.

It's basically a Colin Furze Simulator

Watching RCE doing way more then what was needed(and costing his friend lots of money) is the reason why Architects do the designing and engineers build them. Achitects forever! :3

A missed opportunity could have put the ladder on the tip to make an Prince Albert

An arcitects nightmare. I love it.

What's funny is when putting on the furniture you were doing architecture

Of course the Engineer would use a flat tip screw driver to put in a phillips screw.

the fact that you only had to do one floor cube thing but you did it so big

What a coincidence, I always wondered how it felt to be Colin Furze and dig holes

RCE, where was your trench box the whole time you were excavating that bunker? Someone's gonna call the site foreman, the project safety rep, the GC, and OSHA on you.

The architect bombing runs 😂😂😂

I like the everything costs $10 system, we should try that next in the US

Colin Furze likes this.

The shape of the bunker💀💀💀

Matt, proving he'd be easy mode in Battleship. The game developers are clearly architect posing as programmers. Rebar, not I-Beams, and ventilation into dirt.

Great stuff💪🏻🔥

BIG STEEL must be dumping steel beams on the bunker building market to depress prices. Grab extras. Store them in the neighbor's yard.

Wait a minute!!! Seems like a ColinFurze colab xD