The pope gets taken into hospital, Opens his eyes and asks if he’s in heaven, The nurse replies “No, We’ve just taken a shortcut through the children’s ward”

@mezzanotte1062

3 жыл бұрын

jesus fooking Christ 😂😂😂

I just watched Jaws backwards, it’s a heartwarming story about a shark giving out limbs to the disabled

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Great job racing this past week Billy.. Didnt hit the box but damn close to it holding the fifth position all week..🍻✌

What’s the differance between a kangaroo and a kangaroot. One is an Australian mammal, the other one is Billy stuck in a lift

Joke: Tommy Searle’s enduro skills

Why couldn't the motorbike stand it self up? Because it was two tired

Hahahahaha a blurred face on the bike . Wonder who

Here’s one for ya.....Why couldn’t the motorbike stand up by itself? It was just two tired! 😂 Great video Billy, saludos from Spain!

What's Green and hard Billy... A frog with a flick knife. What's all ads and provided a joke. Love you boys. Awesome work.

Joke: I am addicted to brake fluid but I can stop whenever I want

My dog used to chase people on a bike alot. He did it so much i had to take his bike away. Great vid once again Billy and Ed🙌🏻

Hi ! The morning before the race it is Red Bull time. The evening when you come back to your room it is bed rule time ! Not so funny but I found it myself !... Thanks for your videos & congrats for Romaniacs week.

Super stoked with the edits! Good job at Romaniacs, it looked rough as SHIT! I’m across the Pond from you guys in America. I live about 45 minutes from the TTC (Trials Training Center) where they hold the #TennesseeKnockOut. #BoltGang #BB57

I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine

Did anyone else find it kinda funny when he stalls the bike pulling the ramp, this man can climb the “Vertical Madness” that was Romaniacs, but yet stalls it with a simpler task. Even the best in the world make the simple mistakes. Cheers 🍻 fellas!!

Billy went into the pub with a lump of asphalt on his shoulder, said to the barman give me a pint and one for the road 😂

spot on mate,well done and your very brave,

Well done billy keep up the good work

Why did the pirate blush? ...................... Because the sea weed! 🤣😜👍🏼

I’m done 😂 some funny jokes them. Actually one more lol , uncle eddie for prime minister 😂🤣🤣🤣😂

Another great Vlog pal 👍

Billy , What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff! 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣

Big up from Antalya man. Live your dream and share your passion.

Long add on youtube! Haha love it!

I knew you were a madlad, and I'm sooo glad I discovered you had a youtube

If you have an eyeache while drinking coffee, you should take the spoon out of the cup

Parallel lines have so much in common but it’s a shame they never meet

@carlotacarly5063

3 жыл бұрын

A parallel joke 😂

What's the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? The nut that connects the seat to the handlebar.

Such a nice video🔥

Why did the scarecrow get promoted because he was outstanding in his field

joke ..... Billy wasting an hr of his life reading all the shit jokes 🤣 that is actually addictive and I couldn't stop . I could have used that hr to practice stunt riding #BB your a legend yes you are aswell ED roxy your getting there 😜🏁🏁 thanks for the vlogs guys 👊🏻

Billy , What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Billy last one , What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto 😂😂😂😂😂

Billy , What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Billy , What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

Ever heard of the movie constipation... It never came out.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago I now live in a constant fear

@carlotacarly5063

3 жыл бұрын

Joke back

@jamesmackinnon499

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlotacarly5063 jake: this guys jokes

Thomas searle riding enduro, best joke going ( he's really an awesome chap with the bet stickers)

He asks his class who thinks he is an Idjot should get up now. Nobody gets up, suddenly Jacob gets up and asks why you, of all people, Jacob? Jakob: because I didn't want you to stand there all by yourself

Joke for you. I just got a wooden motorcycle. It has a wooden frame, wooden handle bars, wooden wheels, and a wooden seat. Guess what? It wooden start.

If you smell the fart from the front man, the distance was probably too short

Class vid 🤪🤩🤩🏍

Billy , How does the ocean say hello? It waves. Fml that’s funny lol 😂😂🤣🥱

Electric start quit the lobby ahahah

STALLED!!! 😂😂😂

So there's a penguin walking down the street. Punchline: you'll never know unless some of that Jucie BB57 merch arrives at my door step 😏

every crazy sh1t you do are awesome billy

How do ya cut the ocean in half??, *use a sea saw* 😂😂😂

Two flies on a turd 1 says to other ain't seen you for ages flie says nah ive been on da SICK! HAAA!

I like jokes about EYES..., the CORNEA the BETTAH!!

Billy , why did the skeleton burp ? Cause it never had no guts too fart 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey there love your Videos man brings me back to my younger days turn 40 years in August still love to ride the good old 4strokes like the 610 from 95 stay healthy and ride on bro oh by the way id like to have one of these numberplates greatings from the Black Forest mathew 🔥🤘🏻🤘🏻

@adamm2837

2 жыл бұрын

Billy just picked up an old 98 Husky 610, he has a vlog posted about it, have you seen that one yet?

@dunerider7777

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamm2837 yes 🙌 as you can see he loves it a Mans Ride 😂🤘🏼🤘🏼

Billy , What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us. 🤣🤣😂😂🤣 thats one of my favroutes not going to lie 😂😂

IVE GOT A GOOD JOKE! TOMMY SEARLE ON A MOTORBIKE!

Amazing video!!! “ Last Night i Dreamed i was Eating Flannel Cakes when i Woke Up The Blanket Was Gone”

:) love the content my keep it up 👍

** this is not a joke for the gifts, but may still be worthy ** Get Thomas on the Post & Packing when you're away.... his career has hit the skids, and you vlogging about his new job will raise his profile!!

i will buy fe450 after this video , standing on that ramp like a daredevil hanging back of the bike hahahahahah:)))

The ramp transporting has restored my faith in Husqvarna subframes!

Move to Australia Bill, no lock down here brother ✊✊✊. Shame it’s nearly summer and too f’ing hot to ride most of the time....

Billy , When will the little snake arrive? I don’t know, but he won’t be long.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

F it one more 😂😂 What’s orange and sounds like a parrot. A carrot. 😂🤣🤣😂😂

Billy , What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. Lol 😂😂😂

Husqvarna needs to send you a e-MTB pronto! Kom igen gubbar, skicka hojen nu..

No your the joker Billy !!!

Can you spare a bit of room at the BB compound to add a long, straight and about 2ft wide wooden run (and wet it a bit) for old Graham to practice on?

Billy , Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tommy riding enduro Cross 😂😂

Why did the chicken cross the motocross track? To get to the roost 🤣

Roxy left her nail files on Billy's back-yard track. Billy had two puncture!

Billy , What is Forrest Gump's computer password?1forrest1 😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 that one tickles me lol

An OAP walks into Mac Donalds with a large and menacing seagull with yellow eyes stood on his head. "Well that's something I never expected to see in here !" the girl behind the counter exlaims, "Where on earth did you get it?". The Seagull replies "Down the tip, there's hundreds of em!"

A kid wants a love bird so he goes to this farmer outside of town and he tells the farmer that he wants a bird. They then go to this big cage with all the birds and the boy tells the farmer that he only wants a special colour of the bird, which the farmer only has 5 of in between the 200 other birds. The boy then says that he will buy the bird for the price that his father pays for a sheep, the farmer gets the bird after about half an hour and asks the boy what his dad pays for a sheep. The boy says that his dad pays about 2 pounds per kilogram

I’ll tell you what would be a good joke, convince Thomas to enter Erzberg, it would be hellish funny!!! 🤣🤣

Billy , Why did the banana go to the hospital? He was peeling really bad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Billy. I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Billy , Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm? He didn’t have any guts. hahaha 😂 😂😂

Conspiracy theories part 2 the Santa Cruz heckler is Billy’s 🤔

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving You need a parachute to go skydiving twice

@carlotacarly5063

3 жыл бұрын

A flying joke 😂

@jamespetch6294

3 жыл бұрын

Uhhhhhh 😬

That starter is beging for "holiday"

Billy , What washes up on really small beaches? Micro-waves, 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥱🥱

Conspiracy therory part 1 uncle bill dog is billy bolt🤔🤔

Billy , What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill! 😂😂😂😂

What goes "ring ring" aaaaaah "Ring ring" aaaaaaaah Harvey price answering the iron

Right here my joke Tommy's back yard design stickers vs bill bolts stickers for quality bb57💪💪💪💪

Billy. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥱🥱

Billy , What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

What does a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap,fast, and if the rubber breaks your pretty much screwed! Pick me 😂

Top shithousing from cameraman 👌🏻 I like you tbh

Think you need a recluse clutch Billy 🤔

No joke Billy is a better rider than Graham Jarvis haha

57 drippings tears after Romania 🇷🇴 Gomez

Super Enduro mustache

next video billy bolt attempts a backflip 😉

What’s red and doesn’t move? Tommy Searles Honda 🤣 Husky all the way

I LIKE YOUR CUT G

I think you should give one to me. Thats a good joke. As regards the other stuff, i'll have that an'all!

Billy gonna be riding ramps with Twich and Axel soon