subscribe so I can afford a lawyer

@MrCheeseu42

10 ай бұрын

ok

@OliGamesCool

10 ай бұрын

sall gudmen

@epico_charlie

10 ай бұрын

yes

@Waffflevr66

10 ай бұрын

Polymars I’m subscribed to you you always make me laugh

@CWRhotdog

10 ай бұрын

Yes

Nintendo wants to know your location

@justus1110

10 ай бұрын

*y’roue

@theperplexedcat

10 ай бұрын

Yo'rue

@mmothballss

10 ай бұрын

*yore'u

@spleenguy7171

10 ай бұрын

*Uy'ore

@npibbymelonlowercase4164

10 ай бұрын

Yu'roe*

(fun fact) Shigeru Miyamoto wanted mario to have a gun in the game but they later changed it into the fire flower

@LEGO_ANT2013_official

9 ай бұрын

okay

@choyboi_rblx

24 күн бұрын

dang super mario could've been the first shooter game

Mario has always been rated M, M for Mario

@NaraSherko

10 ай бұрын

So that means L for luigi!

@CorruptedNoob42

10 ай бұрын

​@@NaraSherkoLLLLLLLL

@royhegarty6331

10 ай бұрын

​@@NaraSherkoso Luigi is loser or LORE. but that is just a theory... A GAAAME THEORY

@Manly_RBLX

10 ай бұрын

And W for wario and waluigi!! D FOR DONKEY KONG! P FOR PEACH.. r.. FOR ROSALINA. L FOR LUIGI.. B FOR BOO K FOR KING BOO! SO MUCH LORE!

@memedood

9 ай бұрын

Rated E For Egg

Finally Mario gets to have the gun that Miyamoto wanted

@MischaShow

10 ай бұрын

YAY!

@theperplexedcat

10 ай бұрын

69 likes

@Lunar_flower_petals

10 ай бұрын

@@theperplexedcatno 78 rn dummy

This would be the OG mario if the NES didn't have any restrictions 🤣

@sulthan7317

10 ай бұрын

Yes

11:20 - 11:27 i can't stop laughing from how funny,broken,and terrifying that part is

@HliasLemons

10 ай бұрын

He constantly looks like he's about to cry

@SKELLYBMX

10 ай бұрын

Ye ikr

@beastalotl7511

9 ай бұрын

Its not even funny

That version of mario is truly CRAZY...

@Ireallydontcare101

10 ай бұрын

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

@Furry-elimination-squad

10 ай бұрын

@@Eyedroopyour pfp is napstablook in a top hat you have no right to call stuff not funny

@HyperlaserWasTaken

6 ай бұрын

@@stickmanuniversecartoonit’s literally not but okay

I loved the part where he got the flagpole at the ending and won, truly a moment.

"We don't play do have fun" + "I like death" + "I'm a big fan of death" Polymars 2023

You could have made them ragdoll it would be a nice feature

@callmeishmael5742

10 ай бұрын

it would be pretty funny to see ragdolls falling off of the platforms

@yebboyebber349

10 ай бұрын

​@@callmeishmael5742but it's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be joyless and serious.

9:15 - 9:25, mario became a scarier horro game than sussy schoolgrounds

when he said nobody plays video games to have fun my general heart dropped

I love this i hope you make more 1 hour horror games and also make more m-rated kid games

0:51 PolyMars looking a tad unhinged here

I have NEVER seen a game where graphics are first and gameplay is last or not even thought of. Also, come to think of it, if I were to do something like this, I would have made it so that you can shoot a block to either release its item or destroy it. Also also, I wonder, how would this work out as a remake of "Shadow the Hedgehog"? That game already had guns; it would have been PERFECT!

@Pizza_Dude1920

10 ай бұрын

I think he was making a bit of a joke about it. He’s basically saying if the graphics don’t look revolutionary, the game isn’t even given a chance.

@CoolModderJaydonX

10 ай бұрын

@@Pizza_Dude1920 I mean, yeah, but still.

@WD_RatLad

10 ай бұрын

detroit: become human

@whannabi

6 ай бұрын

​@@WD_RatLadand all the virtual visits/unreal engine demos that are just walking simulators.

Am I the only one who thinks PolyMars looks like he is on the verge of crying and worried all the time?

bro took Mario to a whole another level

You forget something very important for a shooter game : The aircross . But this game is better than Zelda TOTK .

12:23 that was so funny😂 such a dum move tho, i love it!

Fun fact: Super Mario Bros was originally supposed to be a game where you shoot enemies

@arandomguy71

8 ай бұрын

fun fact: your probably lying

@coddry

7 ай бұрын

​@@arandomguy71Fun fact: he is not lying.

@USB3.2

6 ай бұрын

Fun fact: it is with the fire flower

make sussy schoolgrounds with no time limit, meaning you dont have to get it done in 1 hour, you can get it done whenever u like

Bro Got The Super Mario Wonder Goomba💀 2:15

Who cares about Super Mario Bros Wonder that will release this year when we have this masterpiece

We need the secret pipe to have bombs instead of coins.

This reminded me of that cursed super Mario game with a gun

Update suggestions: - Enemies bleed while exploding - Rocket Launcher - Yoshi with large arms

@supernicktubebr

10 ай бұрын

And blood

Given how sussy wussy is everywhere, I wouldn't be surprised if we saw a fake realistic goomba plushie somewhere.

super mafia bros💀

I already demand an update for sound and unitys particle system AND the power thingy will give you better guns

“I love killing things” 💀 3:01

This is the best game I have never seen such realistic graphics love the video

@bettyblue6901

10 ай бұрын

not sarcasm.

we need this game to be playable

@mistorbear

10 ай бұрын

isn't it technically already? sense he y'know made the game

Polymars is too good for the women

This editing is so good

Tall Koopa is actually just my favourite now.

Get ready for the cease-and-desist

WATCH IT BEFORE IT'S GETTING DELETED

@happy_chillzLmao

Ай бұрын

what 💀

the lore is... something Apparently Munkus Lunkus is a mutated geometry teacher. Sussy Wussy appears to be a Principal of the School or (more likely) the son of the principal, as we know that Munkus Lunkus is a fully grown man that is apparently now a gorilla, while Sussy Wussy is just a monkey. But something had to turn Sussy, Munkus, Pizzy, and Creamy into mindless monsters. But by looking at the game, mechanics, and even researching the map, I found that it is more likely it is not a something that turned them into mindless monsters, it is someone.

Why’s was actually expecting it to look like a replica of gt5 with the most realistic textures😂

8:44 laughed a little to hard

10:05 I mean, now the guns make sense 🤷‍♂️

I got scared of the koopa jumpscare lol and I was laughing of the explosion

people don't play video games to have fun, they play them to get more depressed.

awesome video polymars

IGN would give this game a 10

9:21 when the bugs make the game more finished for you there is one problem with the game the background is a blue sky and other elements look good but i want it really dark like a black sky with the moon looking creepy and random jumpscares and other really creepy elements to scare the crap out of players you know gritty, murderous, like that. you built this to be like that. make every single thing creepy as hell. and rename to sussy schoolgrounds mario edition

Add blood to the explosion to make it m-rated

I could not stop laughing when polymers got jumpscared

The Koopa surprisingly looks good

you forgot to make blood splash all over the place when a enemy dies.

fun fact: mario origionally had a gun but it got cut out

1:25 ah yes i like chracters

Every upload gets better

Seeing the cursed koopa, * heart beat increases *

Woohoo polymars upload !

Here in 16 minutes your videos are already some of the funniest NINTENDO IS COMING FOR YOU

I know what he missed. The circle in the middle of the screen that helps you aim.

You should make your own website of games for us to play!

If I didn't see your ad where you was using game maker I would have never started

you could set the acceleration based on the distance to the nearest solid

Weapons and death is my favorite too sometimes when they kill me I come back for revenge and once I get my revenge I say you don’t ever mess with me AGAIN

9:13 i loved both of them lol I mean jumpscares

Remember, if nintendo takes this down, *its canon*

pretty cool

@leksu_z

10 ай бұрын

You didn't even watch the video 💀💀

@averycool7499

10 ай бұрын

@@leksu_zdude he just said it’s cool💀💀

Nintendo: this sukcs, DELETE THIS NOW! but i love it

6:29 NO POLYMARS

“Expert”0:29

outstanding preformance

bro gets jumpscared like he is acting jumpscared

@naoseipou

7 ай бұрын

Brother what??

I can see you have a Dani plushie in the shelf

0:09 realistic graphics, military weapons, death.... ink..... octopuses.......?

This is why I subscribed

I pissed my pants at this M-rated experience because it was so horrifically realistic

4:30 I can't stop laughing

that might be like 10+ but defidently not M. you should add blood and guts

Wait. This is mario as a M and R rated game mario having to kill animes to get to the flag. Idea: making mario in to a horror story game

bro this is a masterpiece #1 wow #2 damn thats pretty creepy #3☠👁👄👁☠

I think Nintendo should hire polymars. He's the revolution!!!!!

this is good but you should of added more blood sound effects and rtx graphics.

“For his neutral special, he wields a gun.”

the koopa scared me way more than you.

i cant believe i remember seeing this guy on a gamemaker ad

This is insane

4:30 dang

The goomba looks like it was put in the taffy stretcher

It me Nintendo tell me your location I gonna call my lawyer

9:15 this part got me dying💀

At least he’s making the game and he doesn’t have a time limit so it should look better then sussy schoolgrounds munkes lunkes class and father lenthgy ankles apple farm No hate but I’m just saying I’m a big fan but u could have made the game better even though it could take u a few days

You should make a bo zombies type game with the cursed characters😆but add blood

No one plays games with joy" scribblenauts unlimited players:are we a joke to you

The game is so scary the developer was jumpscared making it

2:07 This is literally just SMB Wonder, guys.

honorable mention: 9:15

7 months later Polymars: we need more spice

why does he constantly look like he's on the verge of tears

4:45 drunk koopa troopa

Its funny at the end where when he shot the pole it flew

how come in every video he looks like he's about to cry 😂

Mario actually was supposed to have a gun