*King Charles the BADDY* This video was honestly insane to record! HUGE EMPIRE? REFORMED RELIGION? RETURN OF HAESTEINN?! It has it all! More CK3 Coming very soon, including some action BEYOND THE WALL in Game of Thrones!

@donpollo3154

Жыл бұрын

Charles the daddy 😏

@Ykan-dh5hl

Жыл бұрын

By the way Koifish, Occitan is pronounced Ok-see-tan (kinda) Great video by the way

@mattparker9726

Жыл бұрын

Koifish lowkey hates Ohio?

@jacethegreat17

Жыл бұрын

I appreciate you representing the most oppressed nation on earth 😂

@therealmrkrabs6413

Жыл бұрын

Sorry, will have to dislike this for continuing the existence of Fr*nce

"Less talking, and more Frenching." With lines like that, it's no wonder Mrs. Koifish fell for you!

@eagleowl833

Жыл бұрын

Bro, that's savage. Don't kick a koifish while he's floating belly up💀🐠

Koifish: Blackmails his doctor Doctor: Cuts off Koifish's leg Koifish: "Why would you do that???!"

it's funny how the first Norman in this playthrough is tiny when "Rollo The Walker" the actual first Norman was called the walker due to being too big to get on his horse, having to walk

@thalmoragent9344

9 ай бұрын

Wait, too big for his horse? Like fat, or just "big" and heavy?

@obscurekidney501

9 ай бұрын

@@thalmoragent9344 I think he was just big and heavy idk about fat

@Xo-3130

6 ай бұрын

​@@thalmoragent9344Powerlifter build so fat on top of muscle.

@Folcock

5 ай бұрын

​​@@thalmoragent9344their "horses" were basically ponies he was just too tall see the statues of him in France and scriptures

@-._A2._-

3 ай бұрын

​@@Xo-3130I hate that people compare a soldier to a powerlifter. He would look more like a strong man in the military than strong powerlifter. Both are strong but have different characteristics based on what their strength is for.

The greatest tragedy of this video is that Brittany survived all the way till the end. A true French ruler would never stand for such a blunder.

@JamesL42

11 ай бұрын

Tbf the French did leave Brittany alone for almost 1000 years before they annexed them. And only then it was technically by inherentence.

@thalmoragent9344

9 ай бұрын

​@JamesL42 Really? What's the history between them? I'm actually curious now, I'm gonna search it up now 😅

@Joel-lx2lw

9 ай бұрын

​@@thalmoragent9344History Matters has a great Video about the subject.

@noblenaveragemanointernet2582

5 ай бұрын

@@thalmoragent9344 Long story short, fierce resistance, then the long game for the heir being a woman, and a marriage that unites both realm.

@leahryan5560

2 ай бұрын

@@thalmoragent9344So Anne inherited the duchy in 1488 at age 11 upon the death of her father. She was married to two kings of France: Charles VIII and Louis XII. She had no surviving children by her first husband so when he died, his cousin ascended the throne and Anne married him (her first marriage contract stipulated that she marry the next king of Charles VIII died without an heir). She and Louis had two surviving daughters: Claude and Renee. Anne wanted to keep Brittany free from France, so she betrothed Claude to the future Charles V. But later, when Louis became ill, he cancelled that engagement and betrothed Claude to his cousin and heir, the future Francis II. Anne wasn’t happy about this. She died in 1514 at age 36. Her will dictated that her younger daughter Renee get Brittany but Louis ignored this and Claude became Duchess of Brittany. Louis died in 1515 and Francis and Claude became King and Queen of France. Claude was not as active in policy making in Brittany as her mother had been and left a lot of those decisions to her husband. Claude died in 1524 and her eldest son Francis became Duke of Brittany (he did not live to become King of France). The title was later incorporated into the crown and the land became part of France.

Haha you actually gave Normandy to that little Viking Dwarf. We’re on the right timeline lol

@Rockstar-bq5fm

Жыл бұрын

IT HAPPENED!!!

@deusvult6920

Жыл бұрын

There is no such thing as more than one timeline

The French Pope you were thinking of was the Avignon Papacy. Clement V, a Frenchman, was elected pope in 1309 and moved the papal residence to Avignon, which was then part of Burgundy under the HRE. Rome lost a lot of income and went into decline and unrest. Pressure from Italian political factions led to the election of Urban VI in 1378, but he alienated the cardinals by forbidding them from taking indulgences and the king of France by staying in Rome instead of Avignon. The French cardinals elected Clement VII as pope in Avignon, and there were two competing popes until the Western Schism was mended in 1417.

@Entropy__

Жыл бұрын

Nice info!

Saddest lines before knowing about the tragedy: "Why did i get Normandy?"

I was not expecting the son of Haestein to return, honestly. Boy what a surprise😂

Sometimes I don’t know if Koifish is making a joke by saying things weird on purpose or if it’s just the way his brain works. I’m entertained regardless, like when he called the dwarf his King of the Hand.

I love it. Even when he isn't doing a Haesting run. They still make it into the video.

"There is one man to further unite all of Europe" ngl I thought the followup to that was going to be "Jarl Haesteinn"

if i remember correctly, charles' name "the bald" meant something like "the landless", because after the parlament in worms, he didn't get as much land as his brothers after francia was divided between them

There wasnt a time where France claimed the Papacy in itself (nor West Francia but heh thats just France but older) BUT there was a time in the middle ages where the French kidnapped the pope from Rome to send him to Avignon making him closer to France than Italy, at first he was the Legitimate Pope, but the thing is, the French didnt stay in Rome so shortly after leaving another pope appeared and it ended up in a sorta French sponsored pope vs normal Catholic pope war of influence won by Normal catholic pope at one point. It was a really fun time lol

15:45 Koifish doing a historically accurate move here.

@kaidenhall2718

11 ай бұрын

Who can resist a viking dwarf

Brittany just chugging along in the corner unscathed by Koifish's predation amaze me more than Ragnarr's return or the spawning of a dwarfen viking named Halfdan,granted the former brings out a chuckle out of me ngl

So I know two theories why Charles was called the bald. The first is the one you explained in the video as with bald as crown- or landless. The other one is that he was called the bald because of his healthy and full hair and the nickname was just ironic.

8:04 "Im being called to war, I'll accept but Im not gonna help" Suuuuuch a fuckin mood in this game

I honestly am lost for words on this on I am highly entertained and never got bored during his video haven’t felt like this in a while keep up the good work man!

thanks for the video, it's always fun to hear you say the words of other languages in your own way😂 , If there is some empire that you don't normally see on the map, could you make a video trying to form one? , I mean one of the kind of that kingdom that you can form in India with the Jewish religion. , 27:24 is the count of the city where I live

Your renown didn't change after handing out the kingdom titles because they are not independent rulers. Apart from that great content as usual :)

@marknezanuto

Жыл бұрын

They kqy have renown from court lvl even if they are youre vassals.

Your battle for rehab drove me to hit the like button. To help you help yourself would mean the world to me. Hoping to not see you relapse. Sincerely, a Hastein addict.

great video koifish!!!

If you didn't know he was named Charles The Bald due to being extremely hairy. Classical French Humour.

@WilliamFarge

Жыл бұрын

Above all, it was because he had no kingdom before one of his brothers died without proper heir.

@caniblmolstr4503

Жыл бұрын

Naah.. It was because he was the only brother without a crown when the kingdoms were split by Louis

Thank you for answering my question about schmunking Koifish!

Love the videos ❤

When you said “French culture” I thought you said French creatures lol

Literally the best CK campaign I ever seen

A fruit basket would probably be a pretty impressive gift in the 9th century. Imagine getting a banana imported from god knows where.

Ahh yes, the Pope Wars, even in a game those happen, glorious

Yes, Coifchild. Keep droping those wisedoms!

Ragnarr coming back was insane. Whey keep following you))))))

How the heck did Brittany survive this...

Nicely done

I know this video is old, but I appreciate the Tropico 2 music in the beginning!

Tells a stammerer not to dwell on it too much. Koifish, that was an unintentional jab lol

I would like to see a video of 1066 France restoring the Carolingian borders.

Strong alliance...1100 fighting men in his army. Such an optimist Koifish. Why were you losing 10 gold a month at the end?

Love your videos, i think it would been way harder if you pick up the last Karling in 1066 and try to restore the Empire, since you only start with one county.

@LTD538

Жыл бұрын

That’d take forever coz hed have no claims

@factualdegree5450

Жыл бұрын

@@LTD538 there are many ways you can conquer without claims, or other ways to obtain claims.

@LTD538

Жыл бұрын

@@factualdegree5450 yeah, but itd take forever to do that if you dont have claims. I have played this game before lol

@walterusalbus

Жыл бұрын

@@factualdegree5450 i did it by using the learning tree to get claims and also having my bishop make claims.

@factualdegree5450

Жыл бұрын

@@LTD538 I haven’t really tried, but if I did, I would try and stock up on men at arms and change my faith to commit war crimes lol

6:50 YAY WARBAND MUSIC THE NOSTALGIA

this was great

keep these going... would like to see Robert the Fox

SINCE WHEN DID KOIFISH HAVE A BABY 😭 I STARTED WATCHING THIS DUDE SINCE I WAS 13 BRO SO MUCH TIME HAS PASSED

To be honest I kind of expected you to play haestein and take over all of europe with him instead :P

I did stammer and do it even know, when I´m very excited. Sooo yeah I feel a bit oooooooffffffended :D ^^

23:05 my home town got mentioned rahhhr🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

baby koifish sounds so cute lol

I've stammered ever since i could talk. Lold at the stammer joke. That's exactly how i got bullied at school 😆

Cool, now I know what schmonked means! This is like when I finally figured out what chuffed means…

Seems like Mrs. Koifish has really high Learning

@rapecelnationalist

Жыл бұрын

koifish is playing tall rn

19:53 That only happens if theyre independent rulers. Since theyre kings under your empire that makes them vassals, unlike italy before you invaded it

CK3 Koifish video without Haestein? Hell yeah!

very cool

Haven't watched the video yet, but I wonder if he's gonna evict hæsteinn as a neighbour lol.

You can try to run from the Vikings but the vikings will always come for you with the Hasteinings

I recently did a play thru where I started in Ireland took all of Britannia founded my own religion that was similar and by the end date had most of the world under my empire and of my religion it is definitely broken to just constantly get free money

the Warband music hit hard

@factualdegree5450

Жыл бұрын

I love when he uses Warband music, brings me back to my all nighters of conquering the world

there's something very entertaining about a Swedish man joking about "dropping Politics at the Thanksgiving party" Have you ever even been to a Thanksgiving dinner in the US?

Napoleon is proud of ya

12:20 Koi Child!

Koifish yet again beaten whole world of CK3

It only helps your renown if they’re independent

virgin french vs chad franks

@factualdegree5450

Жыл бұрын

*franconian left the chat*

@Saberu_o_oppai_de_momu

Жыл бұрын

@@factualdegree5450 never hearsbof them🤨

Koif-fish, the greatest medieval swede ever.

La Guerre (the war)

Please make more ck3 content.

"Thank you wife, your knowledge is impressive" 😂😂

Koifish you know very well rehab won't cure your Haesteinn addiction Nothing will and thats because its a glorious thing

From what little i know, the nickname ‘The Bald’ is meant to be ironic since Charles was supposedly super fucking hairy

"letter C in the A to C challenge". It's finally over

3:45 As an Ohioan, this is inaccurate. We do not stab each other, we shoot each other.

Lmao haesteinn just wouldn't go away it seems

Haestinn death time stamp 9:34.

How did you make the scene at the start?

Could you share what music you put in your videos?

hilarious how you lost your gout right as you tried to off yourself lol

First time you call your favorite guy shmunk

"Bite his ankles!"

Algo time

I read the thumbnail as blind a f

What song is used in the beginning of the video?

it seems weird when koifish is not Haesteinn in a video

HOLY SHIT THE PLOT TWIST AT THE END! I'm actually laughing my ass off. This is literally too funny. I think in one Koifish's future playthroughs, he needs to pin Haesteinn and just sort of, observe what happens every few years.

the...knight Templars were french mainly though XD

Koifish, you are a Emperor, there are no good guy emperors.

Being someone who lives in rural Ohio, it is quite possible for a liberal relative and a conservative relative to eventually stab the other when discussing politics, especially if alcohol is involved

Sneak King 👑

With head of faith title you can make it always approve and divorce anyway

Beat up the Papacy and make a French Pope? Someone Cross off the Anti-Pope on the bingo card, Koifish is slowly hitting all the historical beats in his own way and time

I played an englishman in africa took me a bit to realize i just made an english colony

Lets goooooo

Koifish, the French get access to the Gendarmes heavy cavalry so the Armored Horseman is not the strongest Men-at-Arms unit for the French.

King Charles now looks like Walter White

a to z? you missed Caustatin in scotland!

I havent played the base game since the Elder Kings mod. Now with the AGOT who wants to play France when you have Targaryans?

Does this count as a grimdark alt history?

I thought the only letter in ck3 was H for.... you guessed it haestien

I love coif fish

You should have renamed him to Charlesnapoleon

Rehab doesnt solve Haesteinn addiction .