I Tried Watching Japan's WORST TV Show of All Time

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Japanese TV has a reputation for wacky shows. But Zuiikin English easily tops the list as the most ridiculous. Once you've seen it, there's no going back.
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  • @AbroadinJapan
    @AbroadinJapan3 жыл бұрын

    NOTIFICATION SQUAD: YOU LOOK SENSATIONAL IN THAT DRESS. Is this show really as bad as I think it is? (YES). Although I can't tell if I've become desensitised to the insanity, given that I've seen it numerous times over the years. Shame it doesn't work (as witnessed with Natsuki in this video!). Either way, enjoy the video and get ready for a headache.

  • @user-lv4ne7nq1h

    @user-lv4ne7nq1h

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi

  • @randomartist5039

    @randomartist5039

    3 жыл бұрын

    :D

  • @PatrickNorthcraft

    @PatrickNorthcraft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just got the notification!

  • @dingsdongis1547

    @dingsdongis1547

    3 жыл бұрын

    Notif gang

  • @tor2131

    @tor2131

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, yes it is

  • @CHEFPKR
    @CHEFPKR3 жыл бұрын

    Chris, I await the day you host a Japanese TV show. Please.

  • @AbroadinJapan

    @AbroadinJapan

    3 жыл бұрын

    Been there, done it, never again. (Albeit, not a very good show).

  • @kob4918

    @kob4918

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AbroadinJapan it was better than abroad in Japan

  • @CHEFPKR

    @CHEFPKR

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AbroadinJapan host your own British Japanese TV show.

  • @DogOfHades

    @DogOfHades

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kob4918 Nothing is better than Abroad in Japan

  • @xMachinezZ

    @xMachinezZ

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AbroadinJapan Abroad in a Pan will come some day :'(

  • @naiRISE766
    @naiRISE7663 жыл бұрын

    "I was robbed by two men" Best conversation starter ever.

  • @quantuminfinity4260

    @quantuminfinity4260

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chris when ever he finishes a trip with Natsuki and the Anime man!

  • @Ole_Rasmussen

    @Ole_Rasmussen

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was rubbed by two men.

  • @mijaumiaumiao

    @mijaumiaumiao

    3 жыл бұрын

    Proceeds to break out in a workout dance.

  • @CThompson17

    @CThompson17

    3 жыл бұрын

    As an American, I have to admit, that is an accurate representation of what would happen to tourists here today.

  • @DoctorDinglebob

    @DoctorDinglebob

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just tell them in English you have explosive diarrhea and they will let you go in peace.

  • @joncastle9707
    @joncastle97073 жыл бұрын

    "Take anything you want." "Spare me my life." "I was robbed by two men." Likely preparing their audience for a trip to America.

  • @SonicRyan1992

    @SonicRyan1992

    3 жыл бұрын

    Literally upon landing in L.A.

  • @myrkflinn4331

    @myrkflinn4331

    3 жыл бұрын

    And airplane diarreah

  • @iantaakalla8180

    @iantaakalla8180

    2 жыл бұрын

    And when you need emergency medicine that you are allergic to.

  • @PaksGaming

    @PaksGaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what i was thinking xD

  • @katydid5088

    @katydid5088

    2 жыл бұрын

    If you're staying in the major cities than yeah. But the cesspool of the mainstream cities is not what the whole country is like.

  • @hootedits4235
    @hootedits42353 жыл бұрын

    I'm disturbed by how well that police uniform suits Chris

  • @cosmobane6995

    @cosmobane6995

    3 жыл бұрын

    Every Brits were born a Bobbie

  • @mrmimeprime4149

    @mrmimeprime4149

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cosmobane6995 is Bobbie a policeman... I will never cease to be amazed by British slangs and terms and I'm not even American so yeah I pretty much learn from the Brits and Americans

  • @schofe7692

    @schofe7692

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mrmimeprime4149 the police force in England was set up by Sir Robert Peel, he was the Prime Minister in the 1800s. In English, people called Robert are often called Bob or Bobby as a nickname and that's where the slang for the police comes from, named after their founder.

  • @mrmimeprime4149

    @mrmimeprime4149

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@schofe7692 cool fact... thx

  • @CrosbyNu

    @CrosbyNu

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's a fair cop.

  • @stellar783
    @stellar7833 жыл бұрын

    Natsuki: tries to say “robbed” Subs: “I was _loved_ by two men”

  • @tomato4300

    @tomato4300

    3 жыл бұрын

    Captions*

  • @bodilsoldeberg5412

    @bodilsoldeberg5412

    3 жыл бұрын

    well, that ought to be painful...

  • @marcocappelli2236

    @marcocappelli2236

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ehh, at the same time?

  • @BurnedZero

    @BurnedZero

    3 жыл бұрын

    hah the best

  • @styno9295

    @styno9295

    3 жыл бұрын

    In this context "subs" might have a different meaning...

  • @Pronunciationwithemma
    @Pronunciationwithemma3 жыл бұрын

    I started singing these phrases as a joke and now I can't get them out of my head.

  • @monmalin

    @monmalin

    3 жыл бұрын

    Make sure you don't sing the tune when people are around , lol

  • @rsuriyop

    @rsuriyop

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's actually good that you can't get them phrases out of your head. That just makes the show all the more credible and to be taken seriously.

  • @paulgarcia2887

    @paulgarcia2887

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now your dreams are going to be filled with dancing Japanese’s girls singing English phrases

  • @ttytty6940

    @ttytty6940

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have a bad case of diarrhoea

  • @shaider1982

    @shaider1982

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, at leasr you know what to do when you have diarrehea or was robbed by 2 men.🤣

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat3 жыл бұрын

    OK, "I have a bad case of diarrhea" seems hilarious at first. But if you're ever traveling, that'd be a pretty useful phrase to know in any language if it ever does happen.

  • @HeyLaserLips

    @HeyLaserLips

    2 жыл бұрын

    Especially if they plan to visit Taco Bell.

  • @murderofcrows2179

    @murderofcrows2179

    2 жыл бұрын

    when would you use it though? Who cares if you have diarrhea? Its not like a stranger would have a cure for it. its just nasty and why would you tell someone that? might as well give more information like, i have erectile dysfunction, and poor bowel movements, and impacted stool. good morning.

  • @lynndavinci4753
    @lynndavinci47533 жыл бұрын

    I unironically want a Japanese version of this. I might actually exercise if I could learn random Japanese phrases while doing it

  • @SuperHammaren

    @SuperHammaren

    Жыл бұрын

    It exists! But it dont translate the japanese phrases, so no idea what they are saying!!

  • @Slavesforsale1
    @Slavesforsale13 жыл бұрын

    2:33 Seeing Natsuki laughing like that just injected serotonin into my brain.

  • @dll7658

    @dll7658

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, me too☺

  • @Laura_Darkspear

    @Laura_Darkspear

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed!

  • @CallMeCaroline

    @CallMeCaroline

    3 жыл бұрын

    He seems like such a cool guy!

  • @natsuki9570

    @natsuki9570

    3 жыл бұрын

    yeah

  • @saineblue
    @saineblue3 жыл бұрын

    Natsuki dancing along to Zuikin English might be the funniest thing I've seen all year

  • @timecode2226

    @timecode2226

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was the moment I remembered to hit the like button

  • @mikeunleashed1

    @mikeunleashed1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @RedInAsia

    @RedInAsia

    3 жыл бұрын

    Correct 😂

  • @Beth-td6vj

    @Beth-td6vj

    3 жыл бұрын

    Protect that man at all costs

  • @CorujaRU
    @CorujaRU3 жыл бұрын

    I watched this with my husband and we cracked up all night with the phrases they were doing. I'm a nurse, so I'm usually the serious one and he's a graphic designer and kid at heart, so he's the one that always makes the jokes...Then this morning I heard my husband run upstairs to the bathroom. I hopped up and ran up the stairs, stopping him just before he could close the door. "WAIT!" He turns and looks at me, "Come on! What?" I stood there for a moment, trying to desperately remember the dance, when it suddenly hit me, "DO YOU HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA?" He audibly groaned and the door. Come on! That was a good one! ...no? lol

  • @NiGHTSaturn

    @NiGHTSaturn

    Жыл бұрын

    You’re a legend. 😂 It’s funnier when the people who usually wait for the best jokes go at it.

  • @nataliabayron5953
    @nataliabayron59533 жыл бұрын

    I wanna see Chris, Joey, and Natsuki make a Zuiikin Japanese parody lol

  • @dannyrpgninetwooak6434

    @dannyrpgninetwooak6434

    3 жыл бұрын

    SAME!!!! XD

  • @thomasl1061

    @thomasl1061

    2 жыл бұрын

    Joey would just bog it down.

  • @JuriAmari

    @JuriAmari

    Жыл бұрын

    OMG make this a JAJ challenge 😆

  • @margarethancox731
    @margarethancox7313 жыл бұрын

    That the auto-generated english subtitles captioned Natsuki as saying "I was loved by two men" brought the humor of this to a whole new level.

  • @matiasfpm

    @matiasfpm

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😁

  • @namla777

    @namla777

    3 жыл бұрын

    thank you for the suggestion, yeah its much better

  • @Luxocell

    @Luxocell

    3 жыл бұрын

    Was it Chris and Ryotaro, Natsuki?

  • @SusanIvanova2257

    @SusanIvanova2257

    3 жыл бұрын

    The climax scene must have really got to him considering he's searching put police afterwards

  • @kenjcruz8002

    @kenjcruz8002

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @cuckleofficial
    @cuckleofficial3 жыл бұрын

    We all know British officers would hit you with “that’s England innit” and walk away

  • @AngelPhoenix919

    @AngelPhoenix919

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao!

  • @IanSlothieRolfe

    @IanSlothieRolfe

    3 жыл бұрын

    Presumably it would be the same response for "I was robbed by two men" and "I have a bad case of diarrhoea"

  • @HeavenlyCreature.

    @HeavenlyCreature.

    3 жыл бұрын

    But how would British officers react when you tell them that "They look sensational in that dress!"?

  • @jspt256

    @jspt256

    3 жыл бұрын

    As a Brit, I find this to be an almost daily occurrence

  • @philipcable7518

    @philipcable7518

    3 жыл бұрын

    With an accompanying public order fine (just in case).

  • @rociocatalano852
    @rociocatalano8522 жыл бұрын

    Reminded me of when I was in Japan, asked a guard at a station how to get somewhere (I didn't speak Japanese) and he started moving his arms around to remember how to say right and left in English, then he told me the way. I guess sometimes moving your body works, it was a bit awkward while I was waiting, but I love the effort he put into remembering and helping me out

  • @triforceninja13
    @triforceninja133 жыл бұрын

    “Curse you misleading Japanese aerobics girls.” Joey Wheeler, 2010.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын

    When Miyazaki said "anime was a mistake" he clearly hasn't watched live action shows in Japan

  • @officialomatu8766

    @officialomatu8766

    3 жыл бұрын

    Here too?!

  • @simonschnedl

    @simonschnedl

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@officialomatu8766 Obviously.

  • @therealrouges2341

    @therealrouges2341

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@officialomatu8766 he’s everywhere🤣

  • @enrik3582

    @enrik3582

    3 жыл бұрын

    i am starting to believe that he is not one person

  • @napoleonborntoparty8654

    @napoleonborntoparty8654

    3 жыл бұрын

    Try watching great teacher onizuka live action. You won't regret it.in fact, its on yt

  • @ninatake499
    @ninatake4993 жыл бұрын

    I'm Japanese, I had no idea about this show and thought this was a joke otherwise how come I've never watched this masterpiece until now. Found out this was aired early 90' when I was 6, of course still sleeping at 5am. Imagine Japanese children loudly sing "I have a bad case of diarrhea" everywhere in Japan. Back in the day there were many ridiculous Japanese tv programme however strict regulations changed them all. Now "I have a bad case of diarrhea" song stuck in my head, try not to sing in front of my 3 years old daughter. Thank you Chris for sharing this.

  • @InvincibleAirman

    @InvincibleAirman

    2 жыл бұрын

    Can you tell me more about the regulations or send me somewhere where I can learn about them? It sounds interesting, why and how would they suddenly start to regulate tv shows changibg everything. Especially in the light of the other video about the Japanese tv in this channel

  • @Truecrimeresearcher224

    @Truecrimeresearcher224

    2 жыл бұрын

    By the looks of this it might have been like an 80s show that just did reruns in the 90s.

  • @kiwoxgen9929

    @kiwoxgen9929

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ain't all tv shows hilarious nowadays? Despite how developed the country is

  • @cattysplat

    @cattysplat

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Truecrimeresearcher224 Yes those girls are wearing 80s aerobic gear, something that was also hugely popular in the west with exercise tapes and TV shows.

  • @wilburwood8261

    @wilburwood8261

    Жыл бұрын

    @@InvincibleAirman it was more like compliance and withdrawal by the media fueled by public sentiment rather than any laws.

  • @nataliesoutlet
    @nataliesoutlet3 жыл бұрын

    LOL education made fun for sure! 🤣

  • @SinTeller
    @SinTeller3 жыл бұрын

    Chris: "For now, I have a case to solve" My Brain: Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Me: A bad case of diarrhea?

  • @groofay
    @groofay3 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, laughing uncontrollably could be a pretty good abdominal and cardiovascular exercise.

  • @mohdhafidz6268

    @mohdhafidz6268

    3 жыл бұрын

    you have a point😂😂

  • @lordi2009k

    @lordi2009k

    3 жыл бұрын

    yh only problem for me was i lauphed so hard and now "i have a bad case of diarrhea"

  • @D3athW1ng

    @D3athW1ng

    3 жыл бұрын

    Best comment here.

  • @10seconds0
    @10seconds03 жыл бұрын

    "I was robbed by two men" "Are you alright" "I have a bad case of diarrhea" "What?" "You look sensational in that dress" "Are you drunk?" "The climax scene really got to me" "Oh you're high"

  • @_viraj

    @_viraj

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO

  • @cottagearts8467

    @cottagearts8467

    3 жыл бұрын

    Im dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @daughterofthemosthigh3588

    @daughterofthemosthigh3588

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @fliegendespferd17

    @fliegendespferd17

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣😂😂😂🎉

  • @CallMeCaroline

    @CallMeCaroline

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg 🤣

  • @veritasreigns
    @veritasreigns3 жыл бұрын

    Oh Natsuki, you are a breath of fresh air in a cold and dreary world. Also Chris dancing in a reaction window was utterly perfect.

  • @inspiteofshame

    @inspiteofshame

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chris dancing in the reaction window was the best part of the video

  • @KitsuneHB
    @KitsuneHB3 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: The girls got the word "Fräulein" on their tops, a german word for a young woman but it's not common anymore.

  • @gibusspy5544

    @gibusspy5544

    3 жыл бұрын

    What's the more common term for a lady in German then?

  • @FuRizzna_de_Fontaine

    @FuRizzna_de_Fontaine

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gibusspy5544 Frau = lady/women

  • @questionsfrog1918

    @questionsfrog1918

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was more used as "young UNMARRIED woman" and since no one marries anymore the use declined after the 70's

  • @prezentoappr1171

    @prezentoappr1171

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@questionsfrog1918 what's dame then? cuz I know Welb is cognate to wife but undergone pejorism like somestuff forgot the name...also magd with chen diminutive maedchen became neuter

  • @danielaborowsky6401

    @danielaborowsky6401

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh we don't use Dame anymore either. Only if you talk overly polite about a woman. And Weib is definitely not a word for a married woman anymore, most people would see it as an insult.

  • @ChrispyFriedChicken
    @ChrispyFriedChicken3 жыл бұрын

    The legendary return of "I have a bad case of diarrhea". It's been so long I might cry.

  • @fxxking_gaijin

    @fxxking_gaijin

    3 жыл бұрын

    you have to rewatch more of jontron

  • @system3008

    @system3008

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fxxking_gaijin that's where i first saw it.

  • @AxxLAfriku

    @AxxLAfriku

    3 жыл бұрын

    453chris

  • @Zelmel

    @Zelmel

    3 жыл бұрын

    The return to people in Japan learning of my daily life.

  • @durjam3734

    @durjam3734

    3 жыл бұрын

    0:34 "the climax scene really got me" LMAOOO

  • @Kj_Crunch
    @Kj_Crunch3 жыл бұрын

    “ I have a bad case of diarrhea” Me watching this on the toilet: “You don’t have to remind me”

  • @jk9554

    @jk9554

    3 жыл бұрын

    Could be worse... imagine being robbed by two men.

  • @camc9839

    @camc9839

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jk9554 If your case of diarrhea is bad enough, the two men won't want to take anything.

  • @arx3516

    @arx3516

    3 жыл бұрын

    It could be worse, it could be costipation.

  • @OPPAIDEMON

    @OPPAIDEMON

    3 жыл бұрын

    Getting robbed by two men on the toilet

  • @schmidsgamebox5883
    @schmidsgamebox58833 жыл бұрын

    I love how catchy "I have a bad case of diarrhea" is 😁

  • @RiderOfTheRohirrim
    @RiderOfTheRohirrim3 жыл бұрын

    This reminded me of how I was taught French in my freshman year of middle school lmaooo. They also believed movement would help us remember the words so each lesson we were just wildly gesturing while screaming random words. The best lessons were when we had to act out the story of The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf. Such useful French phrases. IL SOUFFLE, SOUFFLE, SOUFFLE

  • @moonfelines

    @moonfelines

    2 жыл бұрын

    Have you also been blessed with the French worms counting to 20? Thats the only French I still remember haha

  • @hib7295

    @hib7295

    2 жыл бұрын

    i taught basic french to some americans and asians simply by making the most offensive sentences possible, or basic french sentences

  • @pommedeterreaucitron

    @pommedeterreaucitron

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha I did the same thing. There was also a play about this Marie girl who met an alien.

  • @jakkurinjactenderjakala4129

    @jakkurinjactenderjakala4129

    Жыл бұрын

    @@moonfelines The worms counting to 20 are my childhood!!

  • @notmuch_23
    @notmuch_233 жыл бұрын

    The part where it can get really wrong is when people mix up the phrases, and say thing like "You look sensational with diarrhea", "I am allergic to men", "Please spare my climax scene"

  • @thejazzman4591

    @thejazzman4591

    3 жыл бұрын

    10/10

  • @ClementWilliamstheoneandonly

    @ClementWilliamstheoneandonly

    3 жыл бұрын

    To be fair #2 is a reasonably standard anime trope of sorts XD

  • @pathaleyguitar9763

    @pathaleyguitar9763

    3 жыл бұрын

    to be fair I use most of those phrases a couple of times a week.

  • @Pehmokettu

    @Pehmokettu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Please spare my bad case of diarrhea.

  • @notmuch_23

    @notmuch_23

    2 жыл бұрын

    "i was robbed by a case of diarrhea."

  • @vellamo1404
    @vellamo14043 жыл бұрын

    Are you kidding me, that show looks absolutely brilliant

  • @somekowalski2417

    @somekowalski2417

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is gold

  • @isabeauwolf562
    @isabeauwolf5622 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie, Natsuki's laughter is contagious. XD

  • @TheWeirdAlley

    @TheWeirdAlley

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was robbed by a two men

  • @francis318VH
    @francis318VH3 жыл бұрын

    7:15 Subtitles on Natsuki's says "I was loved by two men" Im dying right now XD

  • @ZhnYe
    @ZhnYe3 жыл бұрын

    Can we just appreciate how great of a pal Natsuki is to be willing to do skits with Chris in a business hotel room. 😂 I’m also wondering what the next door hotel guests were thinking as they hear “I have a bad case of diarrhea “ being chanted at whatever time of day that was. Was it utter horror or were they feeling nostalgia? 🤔

  • @AbroadinJapan

    @AbroadinJapan

    3 жыл бұрын

    I imagine the fellow guests were terrified the morning we shot this!

  • @wholewheaties

    @wholewheaties

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AbroadinJapan I imagine the fellow guests did not understand Engrish anyway...

  • @exterminatus5782

    @exterminatus5782

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wholewheatieslol, of course they know. That's is basic English, they are not stupid you know.

  • @wholewheaties

    @wholewheaties

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@exterminatus5782 Actually I live in Japan and 95% of the people here would guess a "diarrhea" is something where you write your thoughts and feelings.

  • @HenningBoerstad

    @HenningBoerstad

    2 жыл бұрын

    i have a bad case of diarrhea

  • @Urahara08
    @Urahara083 жыл бұрын

    Natsuki is a Japanese national treasure and must be protected at all costs

  • @cooperarbogast4018

    @cooperarbogast4018

    3 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only that thinks he is looking sickly? I really wish he would lay off the cigs because I agree, he's a national treasure and should be protected.

  • @Matze30333

    @Matze30333

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cooperarbogast4018 Maybe he has a bad case of diarrhea?

  • @frass-vd6gl
    @frass-vd6gl3 жыл бұрын

    I showed this to my Japanese friends and they are dying with laughter.

  • @notNajimi
    @notNajimi2 жыл бұрын

    I would totally watch a language swapped version of this. I need to exercise and also work on my Japanese more

  • @bacon3703
    @bacon37033 жыл бұрын

    “I can’t stand the sight of you!” The producer said to himself every morning in the mirror

  • @coyotetime

    @coyotetime

    3 жыл бұрын

    "You drive me crazy. You drive me crazy. YOU drive me crazy." he said, some the pills spilling out of his hand and splattering against the sink like rattling bones. Today, he would twist the relentless singing voices in his mind into an exercise spectacle. The voices and dancing were always there, every waking moment. "It's your fault that this happened." But the voices promised, if he allowed them to live in the minds of others, they would one day leave him...

  • @reenachauriya4931

    @reenachauriya4931

    3 жыл бұрын

    The best was still "the climax scene really got to me" How the heck is no one talking about that one.

  • @tsumichama
    @tsumichama3 жыл бұрын

    *Essential english sentences* "I am allergic to diarrhea" "I have a bad case of penicillin"

  • @migzrub7114
    @migzrub71143 жыл бұрын

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Chris resurrected my sense of humor that I thought died years ago

  • @soylibre22
    @soylibre223 жыл бұрын

    It was like Natsuki was saying “I was loved by two men” 🤣

  • @unfinishedsentenc5308
    @unfinishedsentenc53083 жыл бұрын

    Still better than keeping up with the Kardashians

  • @arman_llc624

    @arman_llc624

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why are people obsessed with kardsahians again? They’re fake as hell and still aren’t pretty.

  • @Yurito12

    @Yurito12

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@arman_llc624 me having stormi webster as a profile picture 😧

  • @KeithCarmichaelInFL

    @KeithCarmichaelInFL

    3 жыл бұрын

    You are far more than an unfinished sentence. You are an epic commentor!

  • @alucardtepes8402

    @alucardtepes8402

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's for sure.

  • @kocorono5884

    @kocorono5884

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well yeah

  • @memento81
    @memento813 жыл бұрын

    Oh great, now I have "I have a bad case of dhiarrea" stuck in my head the entire day. Thank you sooo much for injecting that torture needle into my mind.

  • @wiggles877
    @wiggles8773 жыл бұрын

    I've been singing "I have have a bad case of diarrhea" for 3 days now...I'm...slowly...losing...my....mind...

  • @pandamilkshake
    @pandamilkshake3 жыл бұрын

    "I have a bad case of diarrhea" feat. Taco Bell *Followed by the hit single* "I was robbed by two men" feat. Taco Bell parking lot -Based on a true story

  • @kodilodinoza

    @kodilodinoza

    3 жыл бұрын

    This ... this is way too funnier than it should be :D

  • @BrSgtJordan

    @BrSgtJordan

    3 жыл бұрын

    those robbers are bout to have a *bad* day.

  • @NotKimiRaikkonen

    @NotKimiRaikkonen

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was actually stabbed in a mugging in a Taco Bell parking lot in 1998. Good times.

  • @pandamilkshake

    @pandamilkshake

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NotKimiRaikkonen I edited my comment. Now it will be more accurate with your reply 😂

  • @NotKimiRaikkonen

    @NotKimiRaikkonen

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pandamilkshake makes it all worth it.

  • @rodrigoluz2040
    @rodrigoluz20403 жыл бұрын

    An example of Japanese conversation in English: Guy 1: "I have a bad case of diarrhea" Guy 2: "Thank you for inviting me tonight"

  • @supremeseoljeong6921

    @supremeseoljeong6921

    3 жыл бұрын

    😳

  • @kevinblanchard9064

    @kevinblanchard9064

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @annwilliams6438

    @annwilliams6438

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gary 3: Your dress looks sensational in that (the d….?)

  • @eulalawrence1222

    @eulalawrence1222

    2 жыл бұрын

    WTF!

  • @KGspark1
    @KGspark12 жыл бұрын

    As a German, I laughed even harder about this bizarre workout videos, because some of these girls are wearing sports dresses with "Fräulein" print on it, which is a pretty old fashioned word for "madame" :D And of course, the book explanation what a "f*ckin' bastard" is like was simply just brilliant xD

  • @Yahriel
    @Yahriel3 жыл бұрын

    "I have a bad case of diarrhea" is stuck in my head now. Thanks.

  • @BraegenBrightwater
    @BraegenBrightwater3 жыл бұрын

    I now have "I have a bad case of diarrhea" playing on a loop in my head and cannot make it stop...

  • @daniellemorcom8750

    @daniellemorcom8750

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have it outside my head 🤣 the guys are going to drive me crazy with this now x

  • @dannivizion

    @dannivizion

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mine is, "I was robbed by two men."

  • @CastleBomb44

    @CastleBomb44

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have a bad case of diarrhea

  • @CallMeCaroline

    @CallMeCaroline

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same here!! Haha

  • @astrowolvez

    @astrowolvez

    3 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to the family.

  • @KSeet
    @KSeet3 жыл бұрын

    This is the funniest video I've watched for a long time. Thanks for the entertainment! Haha

  • @ThatOneBlackGuy

    @ThatOneBlackGuy

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is the funniest comment I’ve read for a long time. Thanks for the read! Haha

  • @Akshay_artworks

    @Akshay_artworks

    3 жыл бұрын

    I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARREA

  • @quackinator1609

    @quackinator1609

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ThatOneBlackGuy this is the funniest reply to a comment I've read in a long time. Thanks for sharing your thoughts. Haha

  • @last5902

    @last5902

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@quackinator1609 agrees 😂

  • @last5902

    @last5902

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Akshay_artworks btw you're great at drawing 👍🏻

  • @wraithmainsrfat2388
    @wraithmainsrfat23883 жыл бұрын

    5:05 idk why but this makes me so happy...

  • @vidsurfer5630
    @vidsurfer56303 жыл бұрын

    "I have a bad case of Diarrhoea" sums up the show perfectly considering the content that's coming out of the show

  • @CartmansEvlTwin
    @CartmansEvlTwin3 жыл бұрын

    "I was loved by two men." "Spare me my wife." "I have a Bacchus of diarrhea." Got to love subtitles.

  • @at8833

    @at8833

    3 жыл бұрын

    Glad I wasn't the only one to crack up when he said he was loved by two men 😆

  • @havisiting
    @havisiting3 жыл бұрын

    I wasn’t too sure about this video at first, but what can I say... The climax scene really got to me

  • @thisisfine681
    @thisisfine6813 жыл бұрын

    I love how dynamic the frame looks with the warm lighting behind the paper door and the cool lighting behid the book shelf. Just an example of how polished the cinematography has become over the years.

  • @chloek.4604
    @chloek.46043 жыл бұрын

    "I have a bad case of diarrhea" is now stuck in my head. This is going to be a looooong day. Especially for my colleagues. 😁

  • @jcmontecarlo6123

    @jcmontecarlo6123

    Ай бұрын

    Hahahaha

  • @gregorypan
    @gregorypan3 жыл бұрын

    Given how strange Japanese television can be, it's heartening to see that Natsuki found this show as weird as we do.

  • @HeavenlyCreature.

    @HeavenlyCreature.

    3 жыл бұрын

    After spending so many years with Chris, Natsuki is practically British now 😉

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs3 жыл бұрын

    4:50 after all these years that disguise still makes me laugh. Maybe the bandana didn’t fit around his head so that’s why he tied it like that 🤔 5:22 oh ... good explanation

  • @DyslexicMitochondria

    @DyslexicMitochondria

    3 жыл бұрын

    Never change japan 😂

  • @tomhappening

    @tomhappening

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DyslexicMitochondria OMG Hi! I watch your videos. Your channeI is SO goood. I love it

  • @martijn9568

    @martijn9568

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh hey. It's my favourite v-tuber fan!

  • @HeavenlyCreature.

    @HeavenlyCreature.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or maybe she had a bad case of diarrhea and he tied the bandana under his nose in order to survive the stench 😉

  • @demef758

    @demef758

    3 жыл бұрын

    I"m pretty sure the bandana was one half of one of Rachel Levine's bras.

  • @x6621
    @x66213 жыл бұрын

    This brought back memories of actually watching this show on Fuji back in 1992. I would commute to Tokyo early in the mornings and so would wait around in my house for about 20-40 minutes just watching what was on television. As someone who had been on many business trips to America, I knew that language like this was not exactly useful, but it was still entertaining with its loud synths and dancing sequences. As one of those ‘extra slots’ on television just after the Bubble period, it wasn’t well-known but I thoroughly enjoyed it.

  • @jakerio8
    @jakerio83 жыл бұрын

    RIP to the guy who provided the english phrases for that show, who most likely have died from laughing a long time ago.

  • @insideAdirtyMind
    @insideAdirtyMind3 жыл бұрын

    As a German I was surprised to read "Fräulein" at the shirts of the girls. It was very polite of the camera man to zoom in, so I could read the german word better.

  • @coaster6777

    @coaster6777

    3 жыл бұрын

    I suppose that the women exercising in the video are "Fräuleins".

  • @Amy-ip9de

    @Amy-ip9de

    3 жыл бұрын

    There are a lot of german loan words in japanese!

  • @nodramapls4366

    @nodramapls4366

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Amy-ip9de Fräulein is not one of them though XD When I was in Japan I saw a lot of clothes and other stuff with nonsensical german written on them, it´s kinda like slapping some kanji on Superdry clothes. It makes no sense but at least it looks cool, haha.

  • @coaster6777

    @coaster6777

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Amy-ip9de For example レントゲン

  • @Blex_040

    @Blex_040

    3 жыл бұрын

    Das ist mir auch aufgefallen 😄 The word itself kinda makes sense i guess because they are young ladies (even though "fräulein" is more like "maiden"), but why the hell did they use German in a Japanese TV show that teaches English? 😂 I guess it makes as much sense as the rest of the show which is none 😄

  • @ReifinDFanchon
    @ReifinDFanchon3 жыл бұрын

    Lady A: "This is barbed wire." Lady A and B: [Laugh hysterically]

  • @DinosourousRexx

    @DinosourousRexx

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know why this actually made me laugh out loud 😂

  • @justinsmith5582

    @justinsmith5582

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am allergic to barbed wire

  • @fritzfrank2210

    @fritzfrank2210

    3 жыл бұрын

    *verdun flashbacks*

  • @bohemian.k7229
    @bohemian.k72293 жыл бұрын

    "This is all real-- a human being wrote this, then sent it to a higher-ranking human being, and that person said 'Yeah, let's go with that.' " ~ Hannibal Buress

  • @thevix9794
    @thevix97943 жыл бұрын

    "What happened to the Zuiikin boys?" I suspect a story of drugs, depression and untold suffering.

  • @fxxking_gaijin
    @fxxking_gaijin3 жыл бұрын

    AT least Natsuki is dying happy dancing, while Doc Chris is utterly disturbed

  • @leonchal

    @leonchal

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep, the climax scene really got to me too.

  • @fxxking_gaijin

    @fxxking_gaijin

    3 жыл бұрын

    @NS 317 wait? you don't know Natsuki????

  • @dannylouangxay
    @dannylouangxay3 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, the phrase “I have a bad case of diarrhea” has stuck with me since your 10k challenge video...

  • @astrea160
    @astrea1603 жыл бұрын

    The teaching method is still used in language classes, where it's called Total Physical Response (TPR). It's not used so much for describing bowel disorders though.

  • @NeverAgain.BeNiceToPeople.
    @NeverAgain.BeNiceToPeople. Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for making these videos, they're the one show I can be entertained by everytime 😁

  • @blockishtunic1939
    @blockishtunic19393 жыл бұрын

    It’s all fun and games until you realize Chris spent the last 3 weeks rigorously studying every episode of Zuiikin English

  • @minatoaudiph7883

    @minatoaudiph7883

    3 жыл бұрын

    so you don't have to! 😂

  • @blockishtunic1939

    @blockishtunic1939

    3 жыл бұрын

    Minato AudiPH Modern day hero

  • @babylonian
    @babylonian3 жыл бұрын

    5:51 man, this guy looks so familiar… i bet he would make a great narrator for a game about Super Monkeys in Balls

  • @barselino9877

    @barselino9877

    3 жыл бұрын

    hey

  • @MrKikoboy

    @MrKikoboy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not sure about him but the other guy with J Alexander looks suspiciously like Harold Ramis...

  • @ftargino1

    @ftargino1

    3 жыл бұрын

    holy shit! i see it now. mind blown.

  • @emericask8r130

    @emericask8r130

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's him!! My thoughts exactly!!

  • @ncrtrooperscout

    @ncrtrooperscout

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oi Nick, don't let those fucks try to slander you. Keep up the good work. 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

  • @GodlikePoet
    @GodlikePoet Жыл бұрын

    I legit spat my drink all over my sheets at the "You Fucking Bastard" moment with Hitler and laughed until I was crying. I NEED that book in my life.

  • @frikativos
    @frikativos3 жыл бұрын

    New challenge: try to survive one whole day using only sentences from this program.

  • @Laura_Darkspear
    @Laura_Darkspear3 жыл бұрын

    Natsuki laughing and singing “I have a bad case of diarrhea” made my day. 😆

  • @DenisseG
    @DenisseG3 жыл бұрын

    Natsuki’s acting was genuinely great, the tv company should hire him for the inevitable remake of the masterpiece discussed in this episode

  • @nanotektor
    @nanotektor3 жыл бұрын

    Now, can you imagine yourself in a real-life situation, telling the police about the criminal's errands singing that tune? "I was robbed by two men, I was robbed by two men" while rocking your arms XD

  • @Truecrimeresearcher224

    @Truecrimeresearcher224

    2 жыл бұрын

    Police officer: wtf 😒

  • @dominiquedcosta
    @dominiquedcosta3 жыл бұрын

    I came back to re-watch this video because you said it hasn't does as well as your others on the podcast. Just doing my part to appreciate your art! This is the content I'm here for- top comedy content and top Natsuki content as well

  • @visx1792
    @visx17923 жыл бұрын

    The thoughtof a Japanese person out in the wilds of a foreign country trying to impart the urgency of their situation through the universal medium of interpretive dance is something I will find immensely funny for far longer than I should.

  • @molybdomancer195

    @molybdomancer195

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know an example where an Italian woman had to mime sea sickness to a pharmacist in the U.K. as she spoke no English

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight3 жыл бұрын

    *"I was robbed by two men", "I have a bad case of diarrhea"* *_It's like... a masterpiece! I can't get it out of my mind! It'll definitely a hit in Europe_*

  • @unixtreme

    @unixtreme

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was like 15/20 years ago, lol.

  • @arx3516

    @arx3516

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm sure some german network will buy the format in the next months.

  • @Brigadium75

    @Brigadium75

    3 жыл бұрын

    snapback to reality boi We have Internet now, why would we need some shows like this anymore

  • @Ndelema

    @Ndelema

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just yell "I have a bad case of diarrhea" if your being robbed by 2 men. Who knows they might just leave you alone

  • @Delta-jq6fv
    @Delta-jq6fv3 жыл бұрын

    When Chris is dressed as a cop. He looks like a discount chauffeur or a discount pilot.

  • @silentgamer1997
    @silentgamer19973 жыл бұрын

    Japan never ceases to amaze me their history in TV is amazing too I love it

  • @stewartleslie3292

    @stewartleslie3292

    2 жыл бұрын

    I still remember the day Clive James introduced Endurance on UK tv 😊

  • @bobinspired2087
    @bobinspired20873 жыл бұрын

    "I cant stand the sight of you" (shows Boris) Me: That Is Perfection

  • @saffronsolo9668

    @saffronsolo9668

    2 жыл бұрын

    Inserted later as Boris wasn't around 30 years ago.

  • @garryferrington811

    @garryferrington811

    2 жыл бұрын

    Weren't we lucky thirty years ago.

  • @clydeds123

    @clydeds123

    Жыл бұрын

    I didn't get this Joke! Please help me understand it.

  • @NiGHTSaturn

    @NiGHTSaturn

    Жыл бұрын

    @@clydeds123Boris Johnson was the Prime Minister or Britain at the time of the recording of the video, and his ways are criticized for very good reasons. It was Chris’s way of being critical of him by also making a joke.

  • @Blanschee
    @Blanschee2 жыл бұрын

    Found your channel a view days ago and now making my way to all your vids. THIS one is by far my favourite.

  • @mildseven73
    @mildseven733 жыл бұрын

    me a japanese guy can't stop laughing , this is the entertainment. Thank you Chris.

  • @CallMeCaroline
    @CallMeCaroline3 жыл бұрын

    I’m literally walking around my house singing, “I have a bad case of diarrhea”...it’s a nice change to the start of my day. 🤣

  • @HeavenlyCreature.

    @HeavenlyCreature.

    3 жыл бұрын

    At least I am not the only one singing those cursed words. Thanks for nothing Chris 😉

  • @ndanielsporter

    @ndanielsporter

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just take some Pepto Bismol. It will be ok

  • @michellejose3193

    @michellejose3193

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know same😂😅

  • @HeavenlyCreature.

    @HeavenlyCreature.

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ndanielsporter It will never be ok again. Those words have now been imprinted in my genes. Damn you Chris 😉

  • @anonymousshitposter1743
    @anonymousshitposter17433 жыл бұрын

    Imagine the horror of a Japanese Salaryman walking to work, and then he hears a middle aged woman saying to herself “I can’t stand the sight of you. I can’t stand the sight of you.” Being surprised would be an understatement.

  • @charlesstorey8425
    @charlesstorey84258 ай бұрын

    Brilliant video, it really made ma laugh. Your humorous approach is great and well done to Natsuki for participating. I don't think I could have kept a straight face trying to do his scenes.

  • @user-wm1xi5ct1q
    @user-wm1xi5ct1q3 жыл бұрын

    Watched all your videos, great job!

  • @Lv-nq9qz
    @Lv-nq9qz3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine a Japanese person getting really into this, but then confusing some of the lyrics because they have the same beat: I have a bad case of penicillin I am allergic to diarrhea I was robbed by diarrhea I have a bad case of two men The climax was sensational in that dress...

  • @elimalinsky7069

    @elimalinsky7069

    3 жыл бұрын

    The climax was sensation in that dress kinda makes sense in a very specific way if you think about it.

  • @paraschanana5199

    @paraschanana5199

    3 жыл бұрын

    Godzilla had a stroke while reading this and fucking died

  • @roti9306

    @roti9306

    3 жыл бұрын

    You look sensational in diarrhea

  • @ttvtheoldfriend7439

    @ttvtheoldfriend7439

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have not laughed like that in a while. Funny comment 😂

  • @stani.k

    @stani.k

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lemonpie1425
    @lemonpie14253 жыл бұрын

    "I was robbed by two men" [Subtitles] "I was loved by two men" Me: well...aren't you popular?

  • @seansherman327
    @seansherman3273 жыл бұрын

    So this is what Jason has been doing after Seinfeld. Glad to see he's staying busy.

  • @dannyrpgninetwooak6434
    @dannyrpgninetwooak64343 жыл бұрын

    1:31 Best joke ever in this video. I wasn't expecting that at all, so it was very difficult to contain my laughter, because it's 7 in the morning, and my parents are still sleeping.

  • @belletim1086
    @belletim10863 жыл бұрын

    robber: "Dont say a word!" girl: shrieks loudly "ihhhhkkkkkkhhh!!!" (right thats not word 🤣😋)

  • @philipcable7518

    @philipcable7518

    3 жыл бұрын

    YAMMATE!!!!!!! lol

  • @sebastianpolcyn6358

    @sebastianpolcyn6358

    3 жыл бұрын

    r/technicallytrue

  • @nobodysseus2905

    @nobodysseus2905

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sebastianpolcyn6358 /r/technicallythetruth

  • @Magicme79
    @Magicme793 жыл бұрын

    I need to learn the “I can’t stand the sight of you” dance routine for the next time I run into my mother-in-law

  • @SU_fan_44
    @SU_fan_443 жыл бұрын

    I just discovered this channel and I'm hooked. This is hysterical.

  • @Syndreki
    @Syndreki3 жыл бұрын

    Well, I wanted to watch something short & chill while eating a quick lunch. I'm dead from laughing so hard & my sandwich is everywhere, thank you. ~Also, Natsuki is the absolute best, I love him, thank you guys for being friends! :D

  • @LaconicKibitz
    @LaconicKibitz3 жыл бұрын

    You can't fool me, Chris. This was clearly just a reaction video in disguise.

  • @justarandomonion4809
    @justarandomonion48093 жыл бұрын

    Imagine watching this as a kid, and growing up thinking that you have to do the exercise while explaining to the police that you've been robbed by two men.

  • @abt01
    @abt013 жыл бұрын

    Keep up the good work Chris, quality content 💯

  • @carlislebailey8902
    @carlislebailey89023 жыл бұрын

    Pretty cool video, mate! I was laughing 😁 the entire duration of it!

  • @TAESTINGTHEWORLD
    @TAESTINGTHEWORLD3 жыл бұрын

    Now I can't stop to singing: "I have a bad case of diarrhea". I hate and love you at same time...

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