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@jadetaylor-holden5673
3 ай бұрын
Ss😅 xxx ia
@helvete983
3 ай бұрын
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Your trauma is your trauma. Don’t ever try to ruin melted cheese like that for me ever again ever.
@Naebun
2 ай бұрын
😂
man who doesn’t like cows milk proceeds to enjoys milkshake.
@WickedlyVicki
Ай бұрын
I think he just said it doesn’t agree with him.
the start of the video feels like when youre playing hide and seek with a kid and theyre so obviously under the table but you gotta pretend they arent
this scares me to my core, I feel like I can't trust a takeaway if theres a few bad reviews let alone ZERO
@sufyaanj
3 ай бұрын
Zero bad reviews are less than a few
@masonbellamy7343
3 ай бұрын
I never look at reviews I just order whatever sounds good
@AKMilli-sn4nx
3 ай бұрын
@@masonbellamy7343Playin games with your life n health
@sdrp9539
3 ай бұрын
@@masonbellamy7343when?
@DeviBuster
20 күн бұрын
@@sufyaanj they mean no reviews at all, not no bad ones lol?
"Cow milk weirds me off" is the most 21st century London phrase I've ever heard
@lewisarmstrong-lamb6380
3 ай бұрын
Then proceeds to order 3 milkshakes
@clubdevoiture1618
3 ай бұрын
So true... grow up
@allykayx
3 ай бұрын
I’ve heard of being weirded out.. but being weird off? That’s weird as 😂
@mats7492
3 ай бұрын
Cow milk is literally disgusting.. filled with puss and antibiotics.. ew!
@TheKingOfBeans
2 ай бұрын
He also said “dutty” what the fuck is that about
fully convinced Ciarán just curls up into a ball until its time to record
You ordered 2 hashbrowns and they gave one, I'd be going ape 😂
“Cows milk weirds me out” then buys a milkshake 😂
@davisjos02
3 ай бұрын
Two. 😂
@Mr.PDF_File
3 ай бұрын
Could've used his mother's milk no?
@gavinwilkinson3722
2 ай бұрын
Muppet.
@annieoakley4714
28 күн бұрын
@@davisjos02 3!
that sauce you dipped the fries in was the dressing for the salad 😄
@WickedlyVicki
Ай бұрын
That don’t look like Caesar dressing 😮
Not sure what to takeaway from this video.
@Mr.Goldkush
3 ай бұрын
That takeaway was cringe
@theonlydiego1
2 ай бұрын
Lad films his diet for the day
@omnom6934
2 ай бұрын
@@theonlydiego1 are you lost
I love that Ciaran was amazed by "cake in the shape of a cake" 😂
You don't look like Mr Bean you definitely look like Andy Serkis.
@dannyboy0398
3 ай бұрын
It’s the big mouth that makes him look like Andy
@TheAvarusAnimus
3 ай бұрын
or the bass player from Supergrass!
@ihkiejake1072
3 ай бұрын
You’re all wrong he looks like billy butcher
@seanrookee
Ай бұрын
That's just a nice way of saying he looks like gollum
Thinking about Homer as Mr Sparkle IMMEDIATELY gives me a huge shot of serotonin so thanks for that what a joy
12:25 The mention of ARFID (Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder), even though you don’t have it, is really awesome. I have it, and it is such an unknown, misunderstood, and often invalidated disorder (and technically a new diagnosis) that a lot of people don’t know about or understand and a lot of doctors don’t know how to treat (or again, don’t even know about or understand). It took me more than 20 years to find a name for and how to address what I had been experiencing my entire life. I’m so happy to see more people are becoming aware and openly talking about it. I’m in exposure therapy now, and it is so helpful. Sending love to anyone who’s going through it ❤️ Edit: After getting the inevitable “it’s just fussy eating” comment proving how invalidated this disorder is, I’d like to add that this is why I am so glad more people are becoming aware of it. People are so eager to tell you you’re a baby and to grow up and it’s just picky eating. It’s insane how emboldened they are to shame you for your eating habits. Especially when they act like you actually enjoy not being able to eat “normal” foods. Like most of us don’t enjoy dealing with this disorder. They think they have the right to shame us because they see us as “entitled” or “bratty” or “spoiled” or that we “complain” and “throw tantrums” and “demand we be accommodated.” As if we don’t feel bad about having to go to specific restaurants or turning down someone’s food. They think we demand to be accommodated and they resent that, when it’s really the opposite where we actually are the ones who make the accommodations for ourselves and try our hardest not to be a bother. We’ll plan our meals ahead when going places we know don’t have food for us. We will go to restaurants and be okay not eating anything. I never demand anyone accommodate me. It is a plus if they do, but I never expect or demand it. It’s also crazy just how many of these people will literally advocate for parents to engage in neglect and abuse by starving their children or forcing food down their throats or punishing them by making them sit at a table for hours on end for having a sensory disorder. Like I have heard sooooo many people tell parents awful, awful things to do their child because they won’t eat rather than taking them to get checked out to see if they have a sensory disorder. Other than the fact that a lot of the things are neglect and/or abuse, they don’t even work. They literally make the disorder worse. They’ll also shit on the parents too and tell them they’re bad parents for not engaging in that kind of neglect or abuse. They’ll tell them they’re soft for letting the child eat what they are comfortable with and getting the child actual therapeutic help. There’s just something about food where people think they have the right to be extremely invasive and cross many personal boundaries and be straight up mean to people who don’t eat they way they think they should eat, as if they have the authority to make such comments. It’s quite hurtful and sad, so again, I am glad to know more people are learning about the disorder and slowly starting to destigmatize it.
@kelly.gallacher
2 ай бұрын
I have arfid too I didn’t get diagnosed until I was around 17..then got discharged from the clinic at 18 was abit pointless in them diagnosing me as nothing can really change now
@defs8073
Ай бұрын
It's just fussy eating
@Jessie_Bee
Ай бұрын
@defs8073 I can assure you it is not. It is a sensory/anxiety disorder that is related to smells, tastes, sights, sounds, and textures of foods as well as a general apathy towards food that also produces a fear around foods and choking/vomiting that causes gagging/vomiting and avoidance/restrictiveness around foods. People with this disorder, including me, will literally starve rather than eat certain foods (sometimes we legitimately can’t get them down no matter how hard we try because of gagging/vomiting; this is why I am in exposure therapy so I can learn to successfully swallow and keep certain foods down). People will literally be put on feeding tubes because they physically can’t eat. That’s not fussy/picky eating. That is a disorder. Thank you for proving how invalidated this disorder is.
@Jessie_Bee
Ай бұрын
@kelly.gallacher I don’t think that is true. You can still change! There is still hope! I know most treatments suck right now because a lot of doctors are still treating it like anorexia/bulimia since that is what they were taught to do cuz ARFID wasn’t really recognized when they went to school and is only now really coming to light, but there are other treatments and doctors who get it out there. What’s been working for me is exposure therapy. If you can find an eating specialist who does exposure therapy. I would try it out and see if it works for you. And even if it doesn’t, there are still other ways to mitigate it. You can still change, I promise ❤️
@HermeticWorlds
Ай бұрын
A lot of autistic people (including myself) have food sensitivities. Glad your therapy is helping.
Them writing upsell on their menu items genuinely made this for me 😆
The tism is very strong in this video
@bronwyn.mp3
3 ай бұрын
Very real
I now want to order a biscoff milkshake.
@NoodleBomber
3 ай бұрын
Me also. At 3am.
Complains about cows milk in his coffee freaking him out... then proceeds to go on about how good milkshakes are. Makes sense.
@TheKingOfBeans
2 ай бұрын
Well yeah, coffee and milkshakes are totally different entities
HODL is hold on for dear life
3 ай бұрын
crazy way to out yourself as a big fat nerd wow
@LouieAblett
3 ай бұрын
@ that's nedr to you
@spiritusinfinitus
Ай бұрын
It's doesn't actually mean that at all. Some mainstream news outlets seem to have started that rumour. The origin of HODL comes from a post on the bitcointalk forum on December 18 2013 by the user GameKyuubi which was titled I AM HODLING. It was simply a drunken typo. He was posting a rant while his girlfriend was out at a lesbian bar and the price of Bitcoin had crashed to about $500 and he had cracked open the booze and was trying to explain why he was going to hold and not sell. His drunk fingers had other ideas. At that point the word HODL was born.
@Shifty319
Ай бұрын
@@spiritusinfinitus no one cares
@spiritusinfinitus
Ай бұрын
@@Shifty319 Thanks for caring enough to comment! 🤣
Was literally thinking about you last night. Wondered when I'd last seen you on the subscriptions feed. I feel like I've summoned a demon.
Recovering crack and smack addict here. I can confirm that crack is indeed fucking incredible. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
@hallieharvey4073
3 ай бұрын
In the words of my coke addict father “I love it more then life itself that’s why I can’t do it”
@_Piers_
3 ай бұрын
No no...that's can't be right! We have it on good authority that "crack is wack", you can't possibly be suggesting she was lying to us!
@darthdonkulous1810
3 ай бұрын
@@_Piers_ I am indeed suggesting such things! Why do you think she told us that... So there would be more for her! Diabolical in her cunning. Also, would you like a number, my old dealer is currently running a friend's referral program. You buy and I get a commission haha *OBVIOUSLY that last part is a joke. Don't ever do crack, people I beg you. It completely ruined my life, my teeth and my self esteem and confidence.
@FredLimestone
2 ай бұрын
meth is super fun though
@darthdonkulous1810
19 күн бұрын
"Recovering" might have been a bit optimistic.
Pretty sure your lunch sauce was for the salad, not dipping. and... @22:30... did that straw come out of the bag unwrapped?
the homer simpson’s eye comparison was 10/10 😂😂
You never made me think of Mr Bean, but now that you've said it I completely get it
Love when you post - your editing is always spot on with your comedic timing. Cheers!!
How can you have such strong opinions on food delivery companies; they're all the same? The rider/drivers even were each others uniforms ?
@redeye1016
3 ай бұрын
They have different restaurants. Some are across all, but some are just on one platform or two. Just Eat has typically had the worst selection altho it’s getting better.
Uber Eats, Just Eat, and Deliveroo are the same thing. How can you love one and hate another?
@TheKingOfBeans
2 ай бұрын
Do you not realise that this guy is a weirdo
@edclarkey3054
26 күн бұрын
Deliveroo ui is horrendous 😅 Uber eats selection only exists if you live in major cities imo just eat is the best also I find it’s usually cheaper
"I've gone off cows milk it weirds me out", proceeds to eat three milkshakes in one day.
“It tastes found rather than made” 😂
20:42 is the best part to have watched while eating pasta with melted cheese on top
Biscoff is the name of a company but the name of the cookie is called speculaas and its eating in The Netherlands and Belgium! It’s especially popular to eat it in December during a holiday called Sinterklaas the stores will be filled with biscoff related foods
@RhodesidesReviews
2 ай бұрын
Lotus is the company
@Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh
2 ай бұрын
@@RhodesidesReviews thats true ! I have no idea why I said biscoff was the company name 😭
Crosstown donoughts is a very well established brand of luxury donoughts and the like, they have a few stores dotted about like one in Bristol, one in Bath, and a bunch in London, etc. More often they have these cute vans that they sell from too. Very expensive but very high quality!
The animation bit with you waiting for your egg got me good 🤣 my god man your hilarious 😂 😂 😂
Non stop creasing up throughout this whole video 🤣
Why is Ciarán a mix of Mr Bean and Andy Serkis (actor of Gollum)
Lampardian transitions in the reviews were a touch of class
Drew Gooden vine in a Ciarán Carlin video is so funny
I had no idea you existed like 30 minutes ago but you got audible laughs out of me this whole goddamn video. subscribed XD
You ordered two hashbrowns and there was one
"It tastes found." I will use that. I love it 😄
That donut looked liked it had a piece of square cheese melted on the top of it 😂😂😂
Your food habits are improving, good boy.
"cheese bur fruit shoot ger fries &" Fold out table is incredible.
The velociraptor comment got me.😂
Idk why but that folding table caught my eye. I want that
I’m only 10 mins in and I’m creasing. One of your best videos bro 😂
@TheKingOfBeans
2 ай бұрын
Wow what did you smoke before watching?
Absolutely love the start! It’s so funny 😂😂😂😂
I been waiting all week for this!!🤩
I'm also very particular about my food, thanks Ciarán for making feel seen
"A girthy quim! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (best line ever!)
@htid84
2 ай бұрын
scrolled the comments to see if anyone else pick up on this... either people didnt get it or didnt hear it but fuck me i howled!!! 🤣
@TheAvarusAnimus
2 ай бұрын
@@htid84 Me too! 🤣🤣
The yellow pot was salad dressing
Reads tag line: ... "I beh.. I... Are you asking me to nosh you off?!" 😂😂😂
Blacksmith hat is fire. Wish I had more of their stuff ❤
The egg was cooked in an egg ring, very common in Australian bbqs. That’s why it was round. Not sure how common it is everywhere else.
I don’t see the Mr. Bean resemblance, but I DO see the Andy Serkis resemblance.
How do you not put the hash brown and egg INTO the baguette? It hurts me to my core, my 'turn-everything-into-a-big-sandwich' core.
Hey Andy didn't know you reviewed food! Loved you as Gollum!
"it tastes FOUND rather than made" omg 😂😂😂😂
The big easy logo you made was actually class 👏
lucky that coffee survived with only a little spill lol, i had many drink spillages and cling film barely helps
17:36 you’re just going to do that and expect me to not notice? That was smooth.
HODL means Holding on for dear life 😂
LOVING the ironic nana's bedroom theming. Very London chic 👏
I'm already sold on the video 1 minute in with the recognition that Deliveroo is the only one of the lot that isn't shit.
I bloody love pink drinks, had me howling 😂😂😂😂
Definitely on the spectrum this bloke 😂
im so glad i watched this video while eating!
My fave so far love the comedy
I think my life would need to be sponsored so that I could afford food in London.
Ciaran consistently makes the funniest drug jokes I’ve ever seen 🙌🙌🙌
It is my mistake for eating while watching this 😂😂
I wasn't expecting a drew gooden reference in this video!
New logo music made me think i was watching greatest clips of overwatch, thanks 5 star
Ciarán, you’re braver than the lot of us! Very surprised by that crypto restaurant, especially. I’m sure they loved Mr. Bean ordering from them!
The video we have all been WAITING for
In my books, no reviews= poison 😂
This is the first time I have come across you and I love the content. I can see the Mr Bean relation tbf. I personally see you as Mr Bean with the voice of Moss from the IT Crowd.
Everyone says you look like Mr Bean, but you actually look like The Pop artist Passenger, but with the mannerisms of Mr Bean
The hero we need but don't deserve, saving us all from questionable takeout establishments.
You haven't seen a circular egg before McDonald's lol
Wait until he realises that deliveroo and just eat are the same company 😂😅
I really like the posters behind Ciarán in the scene where he’s eating the bacon sandwich. Anyone know what the one on the right is depicting?
I actually don't know if I like your videos, but I watch them all so atleast you're getting paid for it ahahah
omg the wheel of justice vic and bob reference pls
Not me getting menulog ads while while watching this lol
You actually look more like Andy Serkis doing a Mr Bean impression.
I was eating cottage cheese when you went into great detail about why you don’t like melted cheese 😅
andy serkis son
Like the body warmer
Been waiting for this 😍
Oh shit, you spent more on lunch than I do on my weekly shop 😂
Such an underrated KZreadr! Legend
Bro Big Easy is a huge chain??? It’s not a skip that microwaves food
Just found your channel, yout seriously funny, earned a subscriber ❤️
Fun fact in Canada just eat is called skip the dishes
Pixelated Ciarán skits are 🔥😂
Put a smile on my face, great video
7:38 I just shouted POACHED at my phone and I’m embarrassed even thoug nobody else heard it
Bro asked a place called "Workman's cafe" for Oat milk lol