brb making 2000 days

@elrond3452

Жыл бұрын

chill out man, take a break first atleast

@envoxity9544

Жыл бұрын

bros trying to speedrun videos

@Project_M4YH3M

Жыл бұрын

Just casually take time out his life for our entertainment Edit: NO WAY I JUST GOT 100 LIKES

@yolymardiaz4780

Жыл бұрын

Finally another video thank you thank you

@Alexdoesntknow

Жыл бұрын

CHIIIILL

This man is out here casually setting the standard for hardcore like it’s nothing

@callumchertavian4843

Жыл бұрын

na that’s LukeTheNotable but he’s still good

@allmoneyinnomoneyout2046

Жыл бұрын

@@callumchertavian4843 lmao

@kunimno1563

Жыл бұрын

does philza mean nothing to you

@callumchertavian4843

Жыл бұрын

@@kunimno1563 i’m taking specifically the “1000 days” model. ofc philza had a long ass hardcore world

@retroguy3344

Жыл бұрын

@@allmoneyinnomoneyout2046 i mean he has an emerald tower, an emerald lawn, an emerald wall, and a emerald town

Warden: *exists* Kolanii: And i took that personally

@GabrielDeerman-jj3yx

27 күн бұрын

Talking about in real life

I just love how he matches the building sounds to the music beat. It's a subtle detail but makes boring parts of building a bit more entertaining.

@aisahuremovic6217

11 күн бұрын

and its so satisfying

2 hours of kolanii is actually heaven

@Reetl17

Жыл бұрын

Could'nt agree more ^^

@skyblock_mouse

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@Justahmed772

Жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂

@tsurra

Жыл бұрын

This

@oliverberinguel6585

Жыл бұрын

exactly

Mad respect for Kolanii and his editor🎉

@ronnicarter865

Жыл бұрын

yeah!!

@Kolanii

Жыл бұрын

i wish i had an editor... lol

@CookieJarOfficial

Жыл бұрын

i’d say the respect is pretty happy

@Phantoom_

Жыл бұрын

@@Kolanii Mad respect for Kolanii and Kolanii for editing all these videos🎉

@skyblock_mouse

Жыл бұрын

​@@KolaniiI like kollani he is fun to watch I will watch this whenever I am board

I have watched countless YT MC creators and you my good sir are by far the most enjoyable no bullshit creator I have had the pleasure of watching. I have yet found anyone who makes content quite as enjoyable as that you produce, top tier mate truly top tier!

Can we all agree that kolanii is the most mind distracting, most hilarious, and just makes people’s day just by being himself.

Have I watched all of Kolanii’s videos countless times already? Yes. Am I going to watch them again in a 2 hour compilation and enjoy every second immensely? Of course.

@StraightLOL

Жыл бұрын

same here bro

@dearthofdoohickeys4703

Жыл бұрын

I was literally about to make the same comment lol

@OlliveaD_

Жыл бұрын

yes.

@Just1boba

Жыл бұрын

..yep

@LittleAggey

Жыл бұрын

Never gets old

It's a 2 hour video but it feels like a 10 minute video. It's just this good that Kolanii gave me the ability to travel through time physically and spiritually. Amazing.

@Maxakai

Жыл бұрын

no its not

@mohammedalghamdi233

Жыл бұрын

true

@gurkha630

11 ай бұрын

​@@Maxakai why you just say no its not to everybody

@Maxakai

11 ай бұрын

@@gurkha630 no its not

@hobsonfamily2241

11 ай бұрын

It actchaly fells like a 6 hour vid for me at the beginning!

the question about the spoon icon for mining fatigue got me thinking. the obvious answer is that mining fatigue makes you feel like you’re mining with a spoon, that’s how slow you’re going. but another answer that i like to think of is the common use of “spoons” equating to energy for people with chronic illness or disabilities, chronic fatigue syndrome being an example. often times you’ll hear people with chronic illness say they don’t have enough spoons for a certain task, which basically just means they don’t have enough physical or mental energy to do it. which is also pretty fitting, having a spoon icon for mining fatigue.

i'm doing a marathon of your videos because i love the editing and because of the absolutely batshit insane ideas you have that still somehow work

0:00 Intro 0:36 I Spent 24 Hours Getting As Rich As Possible 24:34 I Built The Most Over The Top Nether Portal In Minecraft Hardcore 42:16 I Mapped Out 24,987,432 Blocks To Build This In Minecraft Hardcore 1:04:54 2000 Dogs Vs Minecraft Hardcore 1:20:53 I Collected Every Illegal Item In Minecraft Hardcore 1:44:14 I Put An Entire Ocean In The Nether In Minecraft Hardcore

@4rthurlmao

9 ай бұрын

thank you

@sunhithboora721

9 ай бұрын

helpful

@rosacelestemejiasperez5040

9 ай бұрын

Ty

@SpooderMan922

5 ай бұрын

2:02:56 Snack Break With Fish

@izzygamesandmore

2 ай бұрын

Ummmm your some good fans

Such Hermitcraft level dedication on the builds and I respect it so much. First video I’ve watched of yours, definitely gonna watch more

@sakshamgupta3378

10 ай бұрын

U watched the culmination of all kolanni videos, and this is ur first video of 2 hours. Dedication bro

@keaneanthony17

8 ай бұрын

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪⬜⬛🟪⬜⬛ 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪 🟪🟪⬛⬛🟪🟪

I honestly love his humor 😂 I just feel like he’s one of the funniest minecraft hardcore youtubers

Who is ready for 2000 days

the warden dog fight bit is still probably the most outlandish thing done. Its almost comedic how well it worked

Even though I've watched all of his videos repeatedly, I still watched this for the whole 2 hours and 3 minutes without pausing because apparently, I have no life. And the fact that he does this by himself is insane. I wanted to start KZread a while back and make videos then I realized, I'm still in school.... and have no time for ANY of the editing I would need to do. Keep doing what you do best Kolanii ^^

@wardvandensande5491

Жыл бұрын

2 hours 3 minutes and one second*

@za_9118

Жыл бұрын

​@@wardvandensande5491 🤓

@Animegirllover837

Жыл бұрын

Shut up kid your corny

@GodfreyFirstEldenLord

Жыл бұрын

@@wardvandensande5491was about to point that out, you ain’t a real one if you haven’t watched it for 2 hours 3 minutes and 1 second

@user-xe6cv1si6p

11 ай бұрын

@Floyd same

love how each of this guys projects just progressively get more unhinged

woke up to this and now i have to restart and watch the whole thing

@kareemahickson2018

9 ай бұрын

Same

Ahh yes, another video of this man making me question his sanity for 2 hours

@RocMaster48

Жыл бұрын

The best hardcore youtuber ever! Love the video’s

@Maxakai

Жыл бұрын

no its not

@katiegomez4765

Жыл бұрын

@@Maxakaithat’s your dam opinion

@Maxakai

Жыл бұрын

@@katiegomez4765 no its not

@katiegomez4765

Жыл бұрын

@@Maxakaieverybody likes someone else

started feeling absolutely awful emotionally a few hours ago and this video is just so nice. your humor and content is the perfect mix of distraction and laugh inducing

@VorgOffical

9 ай бұрын

@@DeezNuts-np4jowhat the hell

@AK-Cat

9 ай бұрын

@@DeezNuts-np4jo lumpy boy

@AlexisTwoLastNames

7 ай бұрын

@@VorgOfficalit’s a hormonal time 🤷🏻‍♀️ lmfaooooo

@AlexisTwoLastNames

7 ай бұрын

same here dood. hope your tonight or today has been fab tho 😄

@user-uu8kh8yp7v

6 ай бұрын

@@DeezNuts-np4jo imagine “she” is a he and he/she is 10😂😂😂😂

He’s so funny because he’s just casual. And when he does chuckle even the slightest bit it makes it so much funnier!

"I like Smite" *Kolanii has just earned the achievement: Brand new sentence!*

It's outrageous that this is a 2 hour video and I have no doubts I'm going to be able to watch it all the way through without getting bored, That's seriously how you know this is true entertainment.

@bladepopsoff4853

10 ай бұрын

L

@bladepopsoff4853

10 ай бұрын

L

@StrifeAndKnife

9 ай бұрын

​@@bladepopsoff4853?

@sabretoothc2591

4 ай бұрын

L​@@bladepopsoff4853

Kolanii is the only KZreadr I’ve seen that makes 1000 days genuinely interesting

@justusdittemore1813

Жыл бұрын

Check out loony.

@4nvysoul

9 ай бұрын

REAL

Me, answering the question at the beginning: “Yes. Yes, I do, Kolanii.”

You definitely deserve the subscription . You're amazing at this game and I'm learning so much for you. Great work

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Which is Kolanii? Yes. The sheer dedication to each of these builds is amazing, and the end products are always top-notch.

Will I watch every single video of kolanii's video atleast 2-4 times? Yes. Will I watch every second of a 2 hour compilation of his videos atleast 1-3 times play be more? Yes. Sidenote: your lucky dude. There is a 5% chance of finding a baby piglin riding a chicken. Specifically a baby piglin

This is longer than the fnaf movie

Alternate video title: Kolanii Cheekily Pretends to Resent Minecraft and Be Bad At It While Astounding All of Us With His Skill for Two Hours - A Movie

@Mrchomp-3qu

8 ай бұрын

He’s not bad

@Mrchomp-3qu

8 ай бұрын

He’s funny

Totally forgot about "does this give me fire resistance? yeah, it kinda does if you keep eating them". absolute GEM of a quote.

@WolfRoseQUEEN

7 ай бұрын

Personal favourite is: Look at allllllll that fakery

Seeing the intro to your end world and not knowing what was in it, I actually thought the black concrete was the actual void. It's so frickin realistic! Good job Kolanii!

I really think that Kolanii and Sandiction would be an amazing duo, i would love if they will ever collab

Kolanii is that one KZreadr that you binge watch all his videos multiple times, forgets he exists, then he posts again and you repeat the process all over

Lukethenotable invented the 1000 days genre. Kolanii mastered it.

47:03 i love how you made a 8-bit arcade game music style with the blocks 😂😂

Team rubix cube 👇

@Literally_a_bee

13 күн бұрын

What

@IPutFilesInDrive

12 күн бұрын

Shut up

with how much this man is playing hardcore it feels like he has never lost any game ever

I love falling asleep to these videos, they're so chaotic but calming at the same time

This guy is amazing. I have watched this video 382 times and 10/10 would watch again.

@goosemcgoose49

5 ай бұрын

Bro spent 31 days watching Minecraft 😭

Man accomplished in 24 hours what I couldn't in 24 years of playing Minecraft

The effort this man puts into each video and the editing process, is just amazing. Loving the content! Let’s go to 2000 days like it’s nothing!

I've watched all of these many times but having a collection is great. I can't wait to see what comes next.

Kolanii mak it look like the nature is trying to fight back against the nether killing off the land! Shoutout pls

How is bro so calm?

I wanted to let you know that when you trade absorbent amounts of items to a villager they will actually see that as profitable and raise their trades for a few days. I had cartographers that I sold one glas pane for one emerald and if I sold way to much in a few days they'd raise them like crazy unless I left them alone for a bit. It's a strange thing, but very cool detail for Mojang to have put in.

@malekstreamz4941

6 ай бұрын

its not strange its basic economics

@stormmugger4719

4 ай бұрын

@@malekstreamz4941yeah, he just meant that it’s cool they even considered it

This series is honestly one of my favourite things to watch

I like to rewatch this from time to time

@SahilSharma-dt7qn

9 ай бұрын

why he is not uploading?

Watched and loved every minute of it. Even tho it is 2 hours, It's quality is astounding. Great job man. Never though i would watch a 2 hour yt video ever. It is even longer than some movies.❤❤

Kolanii, your videos are one of the only videos I instantly click when I see them. They're overly entertaining to watch!

it’s always a good day when Kolanii drops a banger :]

Having used lava light for a long time, I knew the danger, and the basic math for that and the glass. Hats off to ya!!

0:20 "stick around to find out. Stick around for 2 hours to find out." Love it lol

This video single handedly inspired me to both subscribe to you and return back to Minecraft because the creative potential of this community never ceases to amaze me.

Always a good day when kolanii posts Edit: we need a woodland mansion video 😭

Congrats bro, love your content, you've inspired me to keep playing

kolanii's dry humor is literally everything

'okay villagers how we doing, oh you're asleep. oh good idea.' *kolanii commits murder to 2 villagers and kills himself*

As a Nigerian, 3:42 made me laugh. Love you kolanii

Ahhhh...... Time for coffee and Kolanii.

Kolanii be funnier than most hardcore youtubers fr fr

1000 days kolanii? WE NEED YOU TO DO 9000💀😝

I just saw that this got uploaded and i am about to watch this thing entirely like it’s the sense of my life. Nothing can prevent me from watching this 2h thing right now, not even a tsunami. I’d then sit on a fucking nearby mountain with all the citizens while watching your video, when all the people around me just being traumatized and in panic mode, because of the fact that their houses are full with ocean. I love you Kolanii❤️

Honestly kolanii is just one of the funniest and most entertaining you tubers to watch, I appreciate the content man keep up the good work❤🔥🔥

1 minute and 23 seconds in, you got me laughing with pretty much every sentence. Where were you hiding all this time? The rest of this video better hold up, because I want more. It's fast, it's snappy, and all of that just serves as comedic timing. 17:53 I love game physics. Does some of the funniest things. "Put them in a boat, and they wont de-spawn." They're like cats in a box. You ask them: "Why are you in there?" and they reply: "I don't know.. there's just something inside me that tells me I should." 1:04:54 I just love the fact that there's a creeper right in the middle of it. Surely done on purpose, but it's still unexpected and still funny. Well done. Also if you're afraid one of your illegal blocks will be corrupted and you lose it, it's smarter to make multiple stacks of 1 than 1 stack of 64. How programming these things usually works, is that you don't actually have 64 individual let's say: diamonds. You have a slot that has "diamond" in it, and that diamond has a quantity value (the number you see). So if your illegal diamond get's corrupted, that entire stack is gone, not just one of the 64. Or you likely have a stack of 64 "nothing" or a stack of "nothing" with quantity value "nothing" (which is not the same as 0, but effectively the same) taking up a slot which you can't interact with at all.

this is seriously high quality content. insane builds, no over the top fake reactions, its just a guy whos really good at minecraft.

YES YES YESSSSS IT CAME!!!

i have seen all of these episodes separately in one sitting but i cant watch this in one sitting great work man

I watch kolanii’s hardcore movies everyday when I studied for my exam last week and not gonna lie it made me slightly smarter than I am usually

Never seen your videos and just watch it all for 2 hours straight loved it all

This is so sick, makes me want to get my hardcore world looking this good

This man's voice is therapeutic. I listen to him while doing homework ❤

THIS MAN IS TAKING THE 100 DAYS CHALLENGE TO WHOLE ANOTHER LEVELS

The editing and narration is on point

I remember the good'ol'days when fighting the enderdragon took months of preparation now it's just BEDS

Tons of respect, it's an amazing vid! great work, I look forward to future content! Side note: Did anyone else notice the splice when he "successfully" did the 360 in his elytra at 33:38? if not, you can use the comma and period keys on your keyboard to look at it frame by frame.

@gaobillson3333

6 ай бұрын

Good eye. I wouldn't have noticed that without the comma and period keys.

@pacifistichuman82649

5 ай бұрын

It's called l a g

your sense of humor very much suits to me. "Pether Nortal" is awesome :DD

When the ender dragon destroyed the towers I was like “NOOOOO” and then you said it was a backup world and I got this huge sense of relief

Broski really just found one of the rarest mobs to exist at hour 5 and laugh while it suffocated itself and die.... This is why i love watching his videos

for some reason i never get bored of this.... seeing someone making progress in a game. keep up bro.

Ain’t no way I just watched a two hour kolanii vid 😂

Idea: for the ice pillar in episode 2, make a cave go through the pillar and put light blue glass panes to look like icicles.

Oml. This man's dedication and motivation is jaw dropping. I can't even find the motivation to clean my room and he's putting in literal months of effort to break his Minecraft world. Just incredible 🤣

Alternate title: true dedication

Got to an hour and was like surely he can’t keep going . Says a lot that he still kept me watching . Great vid. Man’s putting all my Minecraft creative worlds to shame fr 😂

0:50 Greatest quote ever

Just in case someone was still wondering; the Minjng Fatigue is a spoon because, if you use a spoon instead of a shovel it takes a much longer time :)

This was unbelievable the first time I watched it. How ? Why ? What ? 😮 Breaking minecraft, one block at a time. The grind is really, thanks man ❤

just proved ima real kolanii fan and watched this hole thing

''That makes absolutely zero logic I was falling for about six months.''

Already watched these videos so many times over. . so glad to see them all together. Weirdest thing though? I’m just now thinking about the portal tree. . what if there was netherack instead of the smooth stone in the *portal?* Sure, it’s not a detail you’ll look too hard at, but still, would’ve added more realism now that I thought about it

Quotes by Kolanii: 0:50:” Elon Musk,Jeffery Bazos,Bill Gates, Mr Krabbs. What do all these tycoons have in common? That’s right an insatiable amount appetite…for wealth.” 5:21: “Gimme that sweet firey nectar.” 5:32: “Ender Pearl eyes” 7:12: “Ha,trust me I am not interested in your kid. Unless he has Ender Pearls. 8:06: “Okay, she’s coming down for her BELLY TICKLES! Someone likes some TICKLES?! 8:24 : “Oh,these guys want tickles too? 10:31 : “I wish you all the best in your…Imprisonment.” 10:37: “brilliant” 10:59:”Granted your ears may be bleeding, but at least you get those sweet levels bruh.” 11:11: “Hey! Hey you! Yeah you! And you, and you and you, and this guy and that one, and you, and her,and him!” 11:34: “Just straight spinning” 12:41: “You mine,you mine,you mine,get-get out the bed” 13:16: “Now comes my favorite part, doing nothing! 13:30: “hello…” 15:53: “Yes! Thank you :D” 19:28: “Okay one thing I don’t understand, how were there two chickens there? How-how where there two chickens there?” 23:40: “hmmm… hmm… hm… Nice :]” 25:55: “Okay now we have to but a giant obsidian circle, and if my calculations are correct which they always AREN’T!” 32:42: “An now I AKF in my little AFK…Uh hole” 33:22: “Look at all that fakery. Isn’t it Marvelous? Isn’t it beautiful?” 33:46: “I-I think I might cry,um…” 1:02:20: “ WOT?…WOT?! 1:02:54: “Okay, so all the maps are done. I don’t know weigher to celebrate or cry, maybe a little bit of both?” 1:03:25: “Those clouds though 1:04:38:” Beyond mere aesthetics? There is nothing beyond mere asthmatics,pal.” 1:06:15:” whatareyougonnadobro?”

@darrentsmith344

3 ай бұрын

😅l😮

I swear this guy has a degree in architecture

The dog and chickens. Brilliant.

Holy Moly where have you been all my life?!? You are an absolute riot in the best way possible. The way your mind works is brilliant and I had the most fun 2 hours watching this! Can you be my spirit animal or my patronus!? 😇😅 Can't wait to watch your other content!

i dont think ive ever survived 1000 minutes in hardcore and that is not a joke

This is my go to video for hand washing dishes so thanks!

Too clean. Says the person who played hardcore Minecraft for 1000 days