if I had a nickel for every time joel started a cult, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

@How4re0123

7 ай бұрын

Wait when was the 1st one?

@lastlifejumbo

7 ай бұрын

@@How4re0123 Jeremyism in X life me thinks

@The_Theatrical_Swiftie

7 ай бұрын

@@lastlifejumboyeyeye

@MoonLupin-fv8cv

7 ай бұрын

@@lastlifejumbo i dont know what you are talking about, it isnt a cult its just a religon worshipping Jeremey

@How4re0123

7 ай бұрын

@@lastlifejumbo oow thanks

Its so funny coming here after seeing Lizzie’s pov and knowing her task and seek Joel’s absolute nonchalance towards her

@smile2k2

7 ай бұрын

same

@RSiB-22

7 ай бұрын

Joel is used to her apparently

@LordNNero

7 ай бұрын

He is just like: Yes, My wife is quirky. That's normal behaviour for her. XD

@lilypainter666

7 ай бұрын

Same

@FireMageLayn

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, I think the problem is Lizzie always acts like that, so people were finding it odd, but not that unusual. She should've spent the entire episode pretending to be scar and trying to trick people, that would've been more out of character

lizzie's first mistake was expecting joel to question what she was doing as though joel hasn't been yes-anding her antics for like thirteen years

the fact that he had pretty good luck with ores right after successfully starting a cult... the lore is lore-ing rn

Just coming back from Cleo’s video when she was panicking about looking for her pig, to coming here and seeing Joel finding a pig and being very confused is the funniest thing ever.

@mikkosaarinen3225

7 ай бұрын

Yes!! The secrets are really creating a reason to look at other peoples perspectives 😂 I watched Cleos' and just had to go find out what Lizzie had going on 😅

@MidnightGaming1221

7 ай бұрын

he killed the pig!

@HankThePug1119

7 ай бұрын

The fact he killed the pig after being told by Lizzie it was Cleo’s a few minutes prior…

@ChocomelJuice

7 ай бұрын

​@@HankThePug1119I dont think Joel actually understood that cause he was still confused about the pig after Lizzy left There's always smth happening in this server so i cant really blame him from actually acknowledging what she said

@reekahstinks

7 ай бұрын

​@ChocomelJuice yeah I'm like Joel def didn't not listen to her 🤣

Joel is the only person that would get a task to make a cult and be like "I've done that before".

@levchenkodarya

7 ай бұрын

Mumbo too

@meowtain9566

7 ай бұрын

And Gem

@delaneykeller1389

7 ай бұрын

And bdubs

@monatae9725

7 ай бұрын

to be fair, they never said the tasks were randomly assigned. so it makes sense to make the cult-starter start a cult! 😂

@LightMoon7890

7 ай бұрын

​@@monatae9725I think that's changed now

as an og jeremyist, i am so so glad to see that joel is getting back into the cult business.

@ReignyRain

7 ай бұрын

As another og jeremyist, you don't know how happy I was when I saw the title

@twin_m

7 ай бұрын

Og jeremyist here I was beaming when I saw this!

@diesel2805

7 ай бұрын

I may not be an og jeremyist but I thought it was a religion surrounding jeremy and definite wasnt a cult

@why_is_em_artz

7 ай бұрын

As another, another og jeremyist, history does repeat itself

@aanneliise

7 ай бұрын

not an og jeremyist but still a jeremyist and i was also very happy to see joel returning to his cult roots

joel has an extensive history as a cult leader...

@MoonLupin-fv8cv

7 ай бұрын

shhh

@McterrainYT

7 ай бұрын

In 1940??

@Minegames1780

7 ай бұрын

​@@McterrainYTno in your mum

@TheRatCollector

7 ай бұрын

Jeremy

@LightMoon7890

7 ай бұрын

A perfect resume

This would be Joel's first cult that he's made ever because Jeremyism is in no way a cult, it is a religion.

@Sinnixk

7 ай бұрын

All religions are cults

@cupofmilkyway

7 ай бұрын

Cults are religions

@nikkibrowning4546

7 ай бұрын

​@@cupofmilkywaythat's what a cultist would say.

@delaneykeller1389

7 ай бұрын

Same thing

@reagyman405

7 ай бұрын

@@cupofmilkywaybut religions aren’t cults, and I’m in a religion but not in any cults is you can trust me bro

I expected nothing less, in fact, I’d be disappointed if you didn’t start a cult, Joel.

Joel getting the cult task was absolutely targeted, the randomizer system knew what it was doing

@andrewbloom7694

7 ай бұрын

The best bit is that AT LEAST 4 OF THEM have started cults before lol. Jeremyism, the mooners and the bumbo baggins (mumbo), the mycelium resistance (Mother Spore aka Grian), the Cult of the Law (Tim), and I remember lizzie did something too i forgot what it was called lol

@zer0dragonK

7 ай бұрын

If i had a nickel for every Life series member that started a cult, i'd have like 5

@monatae9725

7 ай бұрын

I'm not sure where the idea that the tasks are randomly assigned comes from. As far as I've seen, that's never been stated? I believe they were deliberately assigned.

@zer0dragonK

7 ай бұрын

@monatae9725 Probably, the person who decides the task is most likely not an active participant, though.

No better way to start a Friday then with a video of Joel creating yet another cult (going on three I believe?) 😌😂

@thomparker887

7 ай бұрын

IKR

@marychristyshackelford5595

7 ай бұрын

What was the third? I only know this and jeremyism.

@BrockLogicGaming

7 ай бұрын

@@marychristyshackelford5595 I actually don’t know, I just assumed given his track record there had to be another one somewhere in there 😂

@em.elizabeth7368

7 ай бұрын

@@BrockLogicGaming I mean depending on how you look at it, deniying that a god (xornoth) exists could be a cult. Or maybe being a god of lore, a cult of lore maybe?

‘I don’t know, she’s a bit unhinged’ Amazing way to describe your wife Joel. 😂

Task idea: Create an annoying tune under someone’s base that will irritate them (could be like noteblocks, or a bunch of bells or doors or whatever!)

@Birdalotl

7 ай бұрын

But this is a cool idea

@vishalcooshna299

7 ай бұрын

That cool but weird too you now 😊

@Bread_Of_Loaf1

7 ай бұрын

Good idea

@skyghostface7304

7 ай бұрын

​@@VexMC.they said suggest tasks

@Bread_Of_Loaf1

7 ай бұрын

Yeah but they said to suggest task ideas@@VexMC.

I think I figured out the hardest tasks are ones where you have to get someone to *not* do something or go along with a bit. People are pretty willing to go along with anything in this series in case it's a task

My task idea for Secret Life: at random points in the session, change different body parts of your skin to match with another players’ body part on their skin until your whole skin is completely different

@windmillwinder

7 ай бұрын

Etho would automatically fail lol

@einsteiner2249

7 ай бұрын

​@@windmillwinderetho said for the MCC he was in that he wouldn't refuse to change his skin, but in that one his team based their skins around him

Joel's new background music makes these videos sound like a training montage for him taking down all the false gods (Joel is the only god)

Nice to see that Joel has circled back to his true calling as a cult leader

"it doesn't mean everyone can join the cult, if I just get *one* person, I'll call it a success" "We're gonna recruit the entire server." Welp, I guess we can see where this is heading, can't wait for the church building next episode!

Task idea: Get Mumbo to say: “It’s simple, really!” In any context (bonus points if it’s for Redstone contraptions/j)

Joel needs to honor the cult by making a small little place where members can chill and spread the word about appreciating perfectly round mounds

i love how all the British people are like ayyyy a helter skelter and then there’s scar, that circus tent is new. or the other american people calling it a water slide lol

Being American, I get my panic response triggered every time Joel says "helter-skelter". I find that very funny. Generational trauma is one hell of a drug.

3 years later and Joel admits Jeremyism was a cult

This whole series already is the definition of out of context, and I'm all here for it

I enjoy how the whole online players list is alphabetised, right till the end. Bigb and Impulse need to get it in order.

after seeing the trapdoor incident in another pov, I thought when Joel got his "start a cult" task that it had all somehow been his doing but no. still haven't figured out what's going on there and I've accepted that at this point. the mystery adds to its charm

@ReignyRain

7 ай бұрын

It was Jimmy's task I think, to get everyone to shift into a house or something

@Lazy_.Lavender

7 ай бұрын

It was a mix of Jimmy and Scar’s tasks. Jimmy kept invading peoples homes so that they would say “get out of here” for his task so he invaded Pearl’s house, and Scar’s task was to be Pearl’s hypeman so he kept bringing people to her house and it started a strange party 😂😂😂

@izbell

7 ай бұрын

and Mumbo actually started that trapdoor thing, so it was just really strange coincidence😂

It's so funny watching other people with Jimmy appearing out of nowhere and being a menace 😂

Moment I read the title, I heard a lizzie voice in my mind saying, "Of course you did." That is quite a scary addiction.

I think everyone is just being too nice and not calling ppl out on their shenanigans to help them out. BUT some ppl's tasks are TO BE CALLED OUT. and they are having a hard time with it 😂😂

Ah yet another Minecraft series has a new cult thanks to Joel … remember Jeremyisam

I love the video Joel, but I think the background music was a little intense for this one... it was going the entire time pretty loudly and a very energetic track

@willemcahill-chiaroni7618

7 ай бұрын

Absolutely agree. felt like there was no chill to be had lol

I find it funny how Joel gets the "Start a cult" task seeing has he has some...connections with it in the past let's say XD

The fairground mound has a good sound, get yourself a wolf and call him a hound, once he's been found let him run around

this task is actually perfect for joel lmao

Task idea: Only say yes to a specific person for the whole episode.

Have a Joel never learned anything from the X Life series with Jeremyism, that starting a cult will get him into very sticky and weird situations… but I guess here goes again. I love it!

Joel’s task was absolutely on point this week.

joel going builder mode in every Life series always amazes me!

If I hadn't seen Lizzies perspective first, I would've just assumed that the bee thing was normal. To me, Lizzie is the kind of person who if she was doing something normal, then I'd be *very* concerned!

If a had a nickel for everytime Joel started a cult in a series with life in the name I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Joel not caring if his wife does crazy things because he’s used to it by now.

The fact that by the time Joel read his secret task I said "AGAIN??"

I couldn’t think up a more suiting task for Joel to do than start a cult if I tried.

we all got jeremyism flashbacks from joel’s task

I feel like if anybody could do amazing with the start a cult secret and be 100% believed, it’s Joel

Joel: I'm starting a cult!! Me: not again! This is the second time this is happening

You know it’s a great day when everyone uploads secret life again!

Time for my weekly dose of Joel's big mound

I love all the secret tasks lmao they've led to such bizarre and funny interactions

i like how in this series you can see, bits of other member's secret shenanigans laying/wandering around xd

What a fun episode! Congrats on starting another cult I guess? (Also, love the fun, lively music.)

When you were told to start a cult, the first thing that popped into my head was finding the animal that looked the most like a mole and calling it Fair-emy (after your fairgrounds). The mound is much more creative.

Love the helter-skelter build idea, but I think a minecart track with one of those cart breakers at the bottom that sends the cart back to the top would work so much better for the slide than the water 🤓

Task Idea: Do things that seem like they’re obviously a task and get called out for it 5 times

Task idea: destroy someone’s base (used or not) and get away with it. It has to be noticeable damage though. This would be a hard task, but I think it would be entertaining

Funny how this series has an incentive to watch all PoVs just to figure out what strange behavior was someone carrying out a task and what is just typical strange behavior. XD

Anyone else been counting down the days til this next episode?

lizzie’s “OH NOOO IT’S GONE HORRIBLY WRONG” as it slowly fades away just made me laugh so hard

WAKE UP, THE KING HAS POSTED 🎉

I'm starting to believe Joel didn't get that secret by accident

Task idea: forcefully make someone take damage because of you e.g. redstone contraption or luring a creeper or even using dispenser to shoot an arrow making them take fall damage. Up to you!

Task suggestion: #suggestions -dinnerbone a pet of another player -imprison someone for 5 minutes -interrupt players talking by running past them screaming

After being able to binge-watch the last series, I get so excited when a new episode is released then sad I gotta wait another week for the next one. Keep them coming!

X-Life fans after reading the title: *here we go again!*

OH OF COURSE JOEL STARTED A CULT ON THE 2ND EP

I wheezed at seeing that pig- so that’s where Cleo’s pig went😭😭

When i saw the title, i was like... Joel... Not again...

whenever joel starts a cult you can tell the series is gonna be good XD

i missed this series so much

I like the sound of the fairground mound with a slide ride where no one has died

As a clown I very much enjoy that Joel is making his base a fair ground! 😂

The pain in Joel’s voice is so evident whenever he falls lmaoo

Yayyyyy more Joels Secret life! I love it!😆

Coming from Grian's video and noticing each time the door changed spots was amazing

It terrifies me how reliant he is on the water bucket 😅 it’s great being used to it and ready to do a quick save if you can, but sprint jumping off 3-5 block heights frequently to clutch with the bucket really adds up every time there’s a slip and it makes me nervous lol

I was just thinking how joel's base is really wholesome. but the task was like. nope, go make a cult.

Why does Joel always start a cult 😭😭

jimmy: joel, what you building ‘ere? joel: ‘elter skelter mate the most northern thing ever 😭 12:36

Wait, but Joel literally TOLD Mumbo his task before he handed it in!? This is exactly how Impulse failed after telling Tango!? That's a dodgy success! 😬

TASK SUGGESTION: (Secret Tunnel) Make a secret tunnel connecting the bases of 3 other members to your own.

Why do I feel like Jeremyism is starting all over again.

@ReignyRain

7 ай бұрын

ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US-

Just came home from school, what a treat!

TASK IDEA (this is preethar, I have commented before :D) A task where you pretend to do one of you previous tasks untill somebody guesses it. You can't tell anybody. If the guess it on their own, you win!

This is such a good episode. Cudos to Joel!

@pezdoma5674

7 ай бұрын

You would have only seen this video for six minutes. I hate this comments to get attention

@Bubbledazwood

7 ай бұрын

I don’t wanna be that guy but… *kudos

@Katy_Lagos

7 ай бұрын

@@Bubbledazwoodthanks

love a good smallishhbeans video ,there always so funny, keep up the god work Joel

Just browsing the comments waiting for someone to pickup on the irony of Joel making a “ helter skelter” and Joel making a cult. Anyone?👀

@UrFavEmoJew

7 ай бұрын

Bro I just made a comment about this

Video title: I started a cult Me: *flashbacks to jeremyism*

Can we just take the time to appreciate how much effort joel puts into hes videos ❤❤❤❤

@cinamon146

7 ай бұрын

Bot

@-lyrical_brother

7 ай бұрын

​@@cinamon146hmmm,bee boop

Based on the total this is gonna be a fun episode lol

@Donny_Fletcher

7 ай бұрын

Fr

@cinamon146

7 ай бұрын

Total?

@AwesomefurRules

7 ай бұрын

@@cinamon146 meant title. Not sure how I managed that mistake haha

Task sugestion: Congrats, you are sherlock Holmes. Find a mystery, secret, or crime and solve it. As a bonus, you are allowed to show your task to one other player who you trust and consider your Watson.

at least you have experience in making cults

3:32 I’m very glad what helter skelter brings to mind for the British was explained, bc I’d bet a good chunk of Americans would have the same thought I did, which is a much more serial killer line of thinking 😅

👇 1 hour gang

@fredstar-mw4tl

7 ай бұрын

Here!

@meow88694

7 ай бұрын

Here

@cheesuscrist2440

7 ай бұрын

Griddy fo my mama

@broken-fourth-wall

7 ай бұрын

here

@funfilms3432

7 ай бұрын

Here

Your fairground mound needs a merry-go-round

3:12 “slowly ride the water down” *proceeds to very quickly and recklessly fall down the water* 😂

If I had a nickel for every time Joel started a cult I would have two. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Suprised that it took you this long to make a cult tbh…

All this time, I've enjoyed the Beatles' song Helter Skelter, and I had an idea that it was a slide, but I didn't realize that it was a specific kind of slide. Thank you for continuing my edification as a culturally aware human being.

THAT'S WHERE CLEO'S PIG WENT! She thought for sure Grian killed it. It must have darted over to you as soon as she got off XD