If you stayed to the end, send me your best omelet recipe plz…

@YeahJoshy

8 ай бұрын

I don't cook sorry

@preparetogetun-alived5315

8 ай бұрын

egg + skillet = omelet

@technahblade

8 ай бұрын

If you want inedible thing then sure

@axonic_

8 ай бұрын

whisk eggs with cream or milk plus salt and pepper; melt butter over medium heat, add egg; stir briefly, then lift up edges and tilt pan to let the egg run under; sprinkle with cheese (not optional in my world!) and filling of choice, then once the top is set, fold and serve!

@Pixcel27

8 ай бұрын

egg

Clown: "cough cough, I love you, cough cough" Branzy: Calmly continues narrating

@Suki1752

7 ай бұрын

Time stamp?

@Canetip

6 ай бұрын

@@Suki1752 14:43

@MarvinMarquez-md2jp

5 ай бұрын

15:52 made me lol

@katelynwang7582

4 ай бұрын

​@@Suki1752Y... does it ......sound like.... he's..... choking? SOMEONE SAVE THE MAN

@katelynwang7582

3 ай бұрын

​@@MarvinMarquez-md2jpFR

Clownpierce is usually the one to scare Branzy but Branzy's response to the baby eating question proves that Branzy is definitely scary when he tries, scary enough to even scare Clownpierce a little bit.

@Nomadgammer

8 ай бұрын

I believe his name is jester penetrate

@pixelknight-_-9812

8 ай бұрын

I always thought it was Comedian Poke

@Nomadgammer

8 ай бұрын

@@pixelknight-_-9812 that’s one but so is funny staber and amusing hole maker

@gymisNOTFUN

7 ай бұрын

I want to see the next video brandy I official think ur main character 9f life steal :)

@pat061177

6 ай бұрын

That was hellaries 😂

Branzy and ClownPierce give the same vibes as the boss and the hot secretary. They’re very clearly flirting but they keep forgetting that they have to be professional. “Ahem right yes, get those files to me by tonight! >:(“ “Okay bye be safe, love you”

@r1cknasty567

8 ай бұрын

79 likes and no comment?

@jessicad.weaver-stoll9744

7 ай бұрын

the fact that branzy is married. . . if his wife found out XD at least I think im probably wrong. maybe I'm thinking of Philza?

@Arnav_was_taken

7 ай бұрын

​@@jessicad.weaver-stoll9744yeah , branzy is married , in fact , I think he once said that his wife has met clown but I'm not sure if it was a joke or not

@ItsaEuro

7 ай бұрын

@@jessicad.weaver-stoll9744 He is married yeah but i dont think his wife cares lmao, she probably thinks its funny 😭

@KpOp_fan2014

2 ай бұрын

@@Arnav_was_takenhis wife prolly think its funny

"and a murderous beast between my legs" has to be my favorite Branzy quote of all time.

@DarkSlate75

8 ай бұрын

Thats the same thing I heard my younger brother say when he was hanging out with his girlfriend in his room, yet another reminder of how lonely I am

@hellofellowalivehuman

8 ай бұрын

@@DarkSlate75 😞👊

@sillyxio

2 ай бұрын

TIMESTAMP??

@azurdragon8262

6 күн бұрын

@@sillyxio 10:32

aint no way everyone just fightin for the egg and branzy comes in and is like "hello" and then accidentally finds it while trying to get revenge for a stolen crafting table

@melanieriley2124

7 ай бұрын

Bruh

@Nari21q

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, but the kids in the corner are likely to get targeted very soon I think

Branzy and clown just compliments each other, one is wholesome and one is evil

@Remoraider

8 ай бұрын

Branzy could be either one I guess, so can clown

@mr_indie_fan

8 ай бұрын

Yeah; Branzy is evil and Clown is wholesome 💀

@IdentifiantE.S

8 ай бұрын

@@mr_indie_fan He is both 😶

@bandmariachiaddict1970

8 ай бұрын

Don't wanna be that guy but it's "complements"

@Ash_6149

8 ай бұрын

but it's wholesomely evil :D

Branzy may not be the deadliest, but he is the best storyteller in lifesteal.

@KahzuKun

8 ай бұрын

I think it’s Parker

@lennyyeah7932

Ай бұрын

Yes, both are pretty good, but I will agree that he sucks at pvp

Clown's question and Branzy's answer is hilarious

It’s awesome how he turned a lifesteal video into a 100 day challenge

@francesca3507

8 ай бұрын

Yeah especially a half an hour one

@star_shot

8 ай бұрын

mapicc did the same thing in season 4 then changed the title (its the dupewar video)

@chris_f1ame156

8 ай бұрын

lol fr

@karkkilaku1721

8 ай бұрын

fr

@IdentifiantE.S

8 ай бұрын

Fr its really cool !

Branzy, the true hero of Lifesteal. He traumatized the head of the evil, despicable, and the most terrible crafting table thieves. He has put an end to their evil plans.

@IdentifiantE.S

8 ай бұрын

The Goat !

@memory_lane4

8 ай бұрын

I WANT MY CRAFTING TABLE BACK

clown and branzy always are the best lifesteal duo

i love the way everyone turns a minecraft smp into a literal movie and the fact its not scripted makes it even better

Good to see Branzy on Lifesteal again

@LeviNordquist-lz4mj

8 ай бұрын

yea

@Fr0nted1ts

8 ай бұрын

Yeah

@MrMooGamingYT

8 ай бұрын

Yep

@stinky2378

8 ай бұрын

Agreed

@AidanMcCormick-mv4ym

8 ай бұрын

Yes

We just gonna gloss over Branzy saying “I have a murderous beast between my legs” 10:33

@unicorn_xxx3424

8 ай бұрын

oh god out of context that sounds

@NathanRibeirodeFrancaYegrosFer

4 ай бұрын

@@unicorn_xxx3424 it definitely sounds

It’s funny that whenever clown appears, others just run away or shout in despair while Branzy just flirts with clown

Clown : " you see me consuming babies wyd" Branzy : ask if youd like a glass of milk to wask it down My favourite Branzy-Clown interaction ever

Branzy could turn anything into a 100 days challenge.

@mudkip56

8 ай бұрын

Blowing up the capital 100 days in Minecraft

@rnfilfwh_animations

8 ай бұрын

true :D

@bigcheesewheel7481

8 ай бұрын

3:51 kinda strange

@bigcheesewheel7481

8 ай бұрын

@frost_wolf just listen carefully…

@Albert_NotReal

8 ай бұрын

10:32 AYO WHAT

Branzy's trusted friend aka Clownpierce has once again saved him

@_CH0C0LAT3-3AT3R_

8 ай бұрын

Friend?

@quiqugachq2

8 ай бұрын

@@_CH0C0LAT3-3AT3R_ i meant *b f*

10:33 "with my new chauffeur and a murderous beast between my legs"🗿

The Entire Server At War To Get The Dragon Egg, Then Branzy Just Accidently Finds It Trying To Get Revenge For A Stolen Crafting Table. Good Stuff Man :)

13:00 that really is the perfect mood setting disc- it starts spooky, has a romance part, and then goes back to spooky

not only did he turn life steal into a 100 days challenge, this is probably the most wholesome life steal content I've ever seen-

I love how branzy is just trying to have fun while ppl are full on sweating💀💀💀

@Nari21q

7 ай бұрын

And he occasionally find the dragon egg as a result😅😂

0:01 can we appreciate how they plant the seeds without water as a symbol of "deadly"ness?

Branzy's the kind of guy to make a 100 days video out of someone stealing his crafting table.

i love Branzy and Clowns relationship, they’re such good friends!!

@YourBisexualHoodieAddict

4 ай бұрын

Such close amigos! Roomates even! ^^

I'd like to see a clown and branzy team again! I thought it was fun and at this point it's iconic!

Branzy at the start:and evil clowns... Clownpierce after Branzy set the deal: *cough* I love you *cough cough*

branzy may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver

@judithkhesa2485

8 ай бұрын

underatted comment

@cyan4455

8 ай бұрын

🤨

@JelloLaRblx

8 ай бұрын

Here early before this blows up 😂😂😂

@LegoBattlebotsReactions

8 ай бұрын

Unfunny

@adetunjiazeez8616

8 ай бұрын

Finna blow up in a week

why hasnt branzy and clownpierce gotten married yet?

I love how basically this man went from being thought of as the server nitwit, to basically lifesteal kianu reeves over 2 stolen crafting tables.

It’s now that I realize how infinity fun and entertaining Branzy is.

I love branzy and lifesteal so much that this is just perfection

I love how everybody is aggressive and backstabbing but wholesome at the same time.

Branzy getting the dragon egg was the twist of the century.

"Look at this little humper" is suprisingly the weirding thing Branzy has ever said

branzy's lifesteal videos never get old, especially his duo w/ clownpierce :)) glad to have you back!!

I love how the entire video is centered around Branzy's first crafting table xD

“S tier Russian spy”got me dying😂💀

Branzy and ClownPierce. We needed this!

Turned out to be a really enjoyable, this one. I did not see that end twist coming, good work

Clownpierce is basically the joker of lifesteal😂

@meenakshiyadav2533

2 ай бұрын

Jester penetrate

I was still laughing at the doctor disconnect joke and then Jaron just said "What if we summoned a warden, on them."

Friendliest at deadliest at its finest edit: hopefully this don't die again like s4 lmao

I thought the deadliness meter was really cool. Reddons definitely should've had one. Anyway, really fun video, and it felt very fresh for Lifesteal content! Good work! Omelette: Look up Gordon Ramsey's Omelette Recipe and he basically shows you exactly how to do it. For ingredients, I prefer pork, bacon, gruyere cheese, bell peppers, tomatoes, and caramelized onions.

the warden part is just pure chaos

we need the teamup between clown and branzy terrorizing the server again

branzy can turn anything in the world into a 100 days series

@somayyashetty8464

8 ай бұрын

Copy

@Zadstar

8 ай бұрын

It's not

really hoped clown was gonna ask branzy for his indentured servitude for that woogie kill

Branzy and ClownPierce are the Annabel and Doomslayer of minecraft Best friendship I've seen in for ever

Clown getting uncomfortable from branzy just looking at everything in a wholesome way is hilarious.😂❤

It’s is nice to see you back on lifesteal branzy. Keep up the amazing work!

BAHAHAHAHA I love dynamic between Branzy and Clown! Anyway, great vid! I hope to see more Lifesteal content in future :p

I love it when clown comes anywhere most people are like oh no its clown and then branzy is like ooh hi clown😊😊 It honestly always makes my day when I see them together

“A murderous beast between my legs” AYO?!

Branzy i think your next video should be about getting better at PvP, so that you won’t get clapped by like anyone who wants to do so😂 (Like so he can see this)

Despite the fact that i barely see his videos, I will never grow bored when watching them.

Possibly my favourite lifesteal video, Branzy just has this charm to him. That, and the fact he is freaking hilarious

Deadly rank... Small giraffe. Excellent choice

I feel though after watching a ton of lifesteal streams featuring the dragon egg that this is the most fitting ending but branzy might be a liitttllee bit of a target now

despite I see his videos less often, he never fails to make me smile 🎉

@Iamhimhabibi

8 ай бұрын

He made me punch the wall out of excitement in the end

23:46 not only is that a hilarious acronym, but it also might be the greatest hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy reference I’ve ever seen. So long and thanks for all the fish.

"Walked straght out of hell- oh never mind your hired" - ClownPierce, 2023

I know I'm a bit late but every time I see a Branzy video I already know its gonna be full of humor and good times, keep it up mate!

Always good to see a Branzy Lifesteal video

"I've become Branzy, Validation Failure of the Chat."

I cannot believe, through all that chaos, you walked out with the egg 😭 amazing video branzy!! ❤

Great job Branzy!!! Enjoy the possession of the dragon egg!!

Long awaited video, so exited to watch :d

“a beast between my legs” dirty mind activated

PINK SHEEP LORE: The Pink Sheep? No. A brutal murderer, hunting down Brandy in his videos, searching for the perfect opportunity to take him down. Why? The pink sheep is simply jealous of branzy’s and clownpierce’s purely wholesome love

Let’s go!!!! Every day is good if branzy uploads

Branzy I love your videos they are such high quality and you spend so much time on them! Keep up the good work

“This is the friendliest server in Minecraft” Yup, this is gonna be chaos

I love how everybody is super worried about clown being there and branzy is just like “guys, clown is here!”

Finally branzy is back on lifesteal

Can we just appreciate how much effort he puts inside us?

@PetBrickProductions

8 ай бұрын

Very poor choice of words.

10:30 "and with a murderous beast between my legs" -Branzy

Throw the egg into the end's void, or hide it somewhere. Honeestly the middle of one of the end pillars would be an amazing hiding spot

Branzy, why do i feel like you're badboyhalo's grandpa?

i just love how branzy comes up with old ideas like 100 days and just makes them better

THE KIDS ON TOP BABY!!! Red had it coming

@craftx5303

8 ай бұрын

MR CUBE!!!!

@DefinitelyNotTaken

8 ай бұрын

THE CUBE HAS ARRIVED!

A song dedicated to you Branzy In the depths of Minecraft's lands, Lives Branzy, with crafty hands, He mines for diamonds, strong and true, In this pixel realm, his skills shine through. Branzy, you're a fine blocky guy, What a great miner you would be, With a sword that reaches the sky, Crafting dreams in a pixel sea. In the mines, he delves so deep, Guarding treasures that secrets keep, With a pickaxe in his hand so bold, Mining diamonds and crafting gold. Branzy, you're a fine blocky guy, What a great miner you would be, With a sword that reaches the sky, Crafting dreams in a pixel sea.

No way he used a sharkilz thumbnaul lol

Clown: "You walk into a room and you have seen me consuming babies. Just straight up Eating Infants. What do you do!!!" Branzy: "Ask if you would like a glass of milk to wash it down."

That was the most AMAZING plot twist ever

Burn the egg

I believe we need to address something… Branzy has an crazy love interest for an clown/satan himself

Here's a simple and delicious omelette recipe: Ingredients: - 3 eggs - Salt and pepper to taste - 1 tablespoon of butter or olive oil - Fillings of your choice (such as cheese, vegetables, ham, mushrooms) Instructions: 1. Crack the eggs into a bowl and whisk them together until well combined. Season with salt and pepper. 2. Heat the butter or olive oil in a non-stick skillet over medium heat until melted and hot. 3. Pour the whisked eggs into the skillet, swirling to spread them evenly. 4. Let the eggs cook for a minute or two until the edges start to set. 5. Use a spatula to gently lift the edges of the omelette and tilt the skillet to let any uncooked egg flow to the edges. 6. Once the omelette is mostly set but still slightly runny on top, add your desired fillings to one half of the omelette. 7. Carefully fold the other half of the omelette over the fillings to create a half-moon shape. 8. Cook for another minute or until the fillings are heated through and the omelette is cooked to your desired doneness. 9. Slide the omelette onto a plate and serve hot. Enjoy your delicious omelette!

The goat branzy is back at it again one of the best Mc KZreadrs I know keep it up branzy

I am SO excited for more lifesteal

“Defend the Crafting Table!” Best battlecry ever.

Pangi:whats has planet done look att him Planet lord:yeah look at me Branzy:he killde me ?:he killde me to ?:me to ?:me to

'Parrots can be replaced, crafting tables not' Wisdom.

branzy love the video! one tip is when your trying to say a bunch of the same thing in chat like "I want my table" you can press the Up arrow on the keyboard and that will paste in the messages you said earlier in chat.

I absolutely adore your videos, keep making great content like this

7:17 this killed me of laughter. Every part with clown just made me laugh

So, Here's a simple and delicious omelette recipe: Ingredients: - 3 eggs - Salt and pepper to taste - 1 tablespoon of butter or olive oil - Fillings of your choice (such as cheese, vegetables, ham, mushrooms) Instructions: 1. Crack the eggs into a bowl and whisk them together until well combined. Season with salt and pepper. 2. Heat the butter or olive oil in a non-stick skillet over medium heat until melted and hot. 3. Pour the whisked eggs into the skillet, swirling to spread them evenly. 4. Let the eggs cook for a minute or two until the edges start to set. 5. Use a spatula to gently lift the edges of the omelette and tilt the skillet to let any uncooked egg flow to the edges. 6. Once the omelette is mostly set but still slightly runny on top, add your desired fillings to one half of the omelette. 7. Carefully fold the other half of the omelette over the fillings to create a half-moon shape. 8. Cook for another minute or until the fillings are heated through and the omelette is cooked to your desired doneness. 9. Slide the omelette onto a plate and serve hot. Enjoy your delicious omelette! ( I just copied this from chatgpt, anyways you can try this)

I always get super happy when I see a new Branzy video on my for you page they consistently make me laugh