the bluetooth devishe is connected-ah soccsess fullay.

@thestupid69

2 жыл бұрын

Successfullaeaeeaeae.

@nikolan123

Жыл бұрын

Blue poop*

@lowqualitywaffle8765

Жыл бұрын

I always used to think it meant it didn't connect successfully 😭

@uhjeff3651

Жыл бұрын

The Bluetooth device is really too pale

@laalpattharkedevata

Жыл бұрын

@@thestupid69 successfullæf viujws’ŋ→óąðæ’„”ńąþśðæć„łąóśə

Just wait till you hear the incoming call sound effect “Yu hav a carr. Yu hav a carr. Yu hav a carr.”

@ABCEasyas--

Жыл бұрын

Thanks, Oprah! Everyone’s got a car.

@Fnpromaster

Жыл бұрын

But I can’t see my car😢

@HuMan-bEing132

Жыл бұрын

i need to hear this

@laalpattharkedevata

Жыл бұрын

U hawv ay cœr

@operaroblox

Жыл бұрын

Yes, I've heard that as "You have a car".

This chinese woman needs a nobel prize for including her voice in every cheap speaker

@macrons593

11 ай бұрын

Chinese? Sounds more Scandinavian to me

@j0wt0ng

11 ай бұрын

​@@macrons593your ears must be broken

@Skraketti

11 ай бұрын

@@macrons593 not even close

@gummel82

11 ай бұрын

@@macrons593Do you even know how scandinavian people sound like?

@Dogappel

11 ай бұрын

@@macrons593 bro is probably Chinese himself

I love his laugh 🤣🤣

@lemondude530

Жыл бұрын

me too!

@jordananderson8299

Жыл бұрын

Didn't hear the laugh.

@puppergump4117

11 ай бұрын

@@jordananderson8299 Basically my MItsubishi starting up

@Rundik

11 ай бұрын

I rowe it too

@digital_pokemon

8 ай бұрын

Yeah 😂

“Zhe bluetooszh devise is ready too pær” “Zhe bluetootszh devizse is connecteidaa suczessfullay”

@crazytowerz3113

Жыл бұрын

"you haz a car"

@StrayGuitarist

Жыл бұрын

+1 for a proper use of the Asche (æ)

@alosreal

Жыл бұрын

​@@StrayGuitaristyou have collected 1 internet coin! *achivement unlocked: getting started...* *achivement unlocked: æææææ*

@wemc228

11 ай бұрын

same pfp lol

@u5d795

11 ай бұрын

@@wemc228 nice

"You have a car." No, I don't.

@mikkeldalsgaard5970

Жыл бұрын

lmao i had that yesterday by accident

@JustinDaniels

Жыл бұрын

Well, now you do...

@Greenio_64

3 ай бұрын

What

@Imboredwithmylife

3 ай бұрын

I'm having a stroke trying to understand what the fuck your saying

@notkevinacid

2 ай бұрын

c'mon lady, i walked to the DG for this speaker, don't rub it in.

All cheap Bluetooth speakers have this voice. ALL OF THEM

@leoneldg780

Жыл бұрын

Yeah 😂

@latinpercussionlover6598

Жыл бұрын

Nah not all of them

@aptube6754

Жыл бұрын

All of em

@fendt126

Жыл бұрын

@@latinpercussionlover6598 If not they probably have some worse sound

@hexandcube

Жыл бұрын

Nope

"The Bluetooth Dewise Is Ready Chew Pear"

@crazytowerz3113

Жыл бұрын

"you haz a car"

@NotRealChatGPT

Жыл бұрын

the blue poop demise is really too pale

@Liusila

Жыл бұрын

*Blue chew

@80jh

11 ай бұрын

The Bluutooth dewice is weally chayp hair

@theseangle

11 ай бұрын

​@@80jh😂😂😂

I have that exact voice on a pair of wireless headphones i won at the arcade. Best part is when you turn them off the voice turns american 😂

@tcg1_qc

Жыл бұрын

Man, I won a Bluetooth speaker at the arcade and it also has this exact audio clip. Seems like they use it in every cheap wireless audio gear lol. Speaker itself is alright, considering I got it for 2 bucks and some skill to win the game (it was the game where you need to stack cubes)

@savalioanananimus

11 ай бұрын

@@tcg1_qc Proven by Dankpods

@JB52520

11 ай бұрын

Tarnations, these 'ere headphones ain't on no more, yee haw!

@cadencase5216

11 ай бұрын

@@JB52520as an American, this is hilarious.😂

@theseangle

11 ай бұрын

​@@JB52520brings "Texas speaker" to a whole 'nother level

But I bet it sounds damn good for the price.

@SweetTodd

Жыл бұрын

The bloootooth device has ah very exquisite sound.

@chunkyfecalbreakfast

Жыл бұрын

Same audio on my £1.49 cigar lighter Bluetooth radio transmitter. This bitch earned her salary

@IDontModWTFz

Жыл бұрын

​@@SweetToddthe bass sounds like a fart through a toilet paper tube

@SweetTodd

Жыл бұрын

@@IDontModWTFz it’s an exquisite sound

@m7mdzuhair9gamer61

Жыл бұрын

@@SweetToddda blootooot deeviiicceee is dammmm chep

I am non English speaker but I was studying under English literature major and I didn't understand any of these words until my dad told me

@painterkira

Жыл бұрын

Same lol. The actor has a really stromg accent

@MaseraSteve

Жыл бұрын

Any word from it?? really...?! Too Impossible not to identify the word “successfully” and “connect” P.S jurusan inggris? Waduh, moso separah itu seh? ini mau jadi guru apa penerjemah proffesional tuh? banyakin twilight sama harry potter dulu yo😅😹

This is the EXACT audio in my old headphones I had years ago lmao. We always made fun of it.

“The bluetooth device is really too pale.”

@mrbuster2468

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@thomasjaviez233

3 ай бұрын

"The Bluetooth device is connect to THE successfully"

@mreel6823

Ай бұрын

give her some water damm

The fucking relief I felt when the cheap BT module I ordered from aliexpress turned out to do little chimes instead of this

@user-zh2wl2sl2u

11 ай бұрын

Mine had the chinglish voice firmware. Tried to hack it but the damn chip is encrypted

@hariranormal5584

Ай бұрын

Mine always had the dings also LOL. And some of them you can actually change the language from Dings and English (had a Huawei with that)

In Brazil we don't say "The bluetooth device...", We say CEBRUUUUUTHIUS

@yxzet

2 жыл бұрын

in indonesia we say deblutttuttt is redi to peir

@vanusamariadelboni6573

Жыл бұрын

kkk

@JohnJohnson-yl9of

Жыл бұрын

CE BRU TUU DEWEIS ES A CONNECT A SOCKSESFURWAE

@panzeri209

Жыл бұрын

Siuuuuuuuiiii

@lmfao-tp4cx

Жыл бұрын

@@vanusamariadelboni6573 lmao people out there doens't know the meaning of this in brazil 💀

I actually made a speaker out of one of these systems, and it actually sounds good! Probably the first "the bluetooth device is ready to pair" type speaker that actually doesn't sound like crap

@309electronics5

11 ай бұрын

Well the bluetooth cpu chip is cheap its not bad, same with the amplifier chip its just they use a bad design and bad speakers and probably bad capacitors for the amplifier

@Zebra_Paw

11 ай бұрын

@@309electronics5 the amplifier chip also ain't great, and they use a compressor

"de bluchoos tewice eis reedi two pal"💀 "de bluchus dwice eis connecteidow soccssesfolley"💀💀

The connectaDaHhHhH always gets me 💀😂

@jr.jackrabbit10

2 ай бұрын

sounds like she’s checking the script

That’s really endearing actually. Would pair nicely with my Aussie EFM Toledo

@soader-zaduoja

Жыл бұрын

listening through a pair of hurr durr six hungeos

@mrtacointhebox

11 ай бұрын

AWWWWWWWW, SEXY SPEAKER

@Iuna09

11 ай бұрын

THE SEXY SPEAKER!!!!!!

@asmarly

11 ай бұрын

just loving how these replies are dankpods things

@thathatguy_mp4

11 ай бұрын

650 dollarydoos

It's truly ready to pal, the pal is laughing successfully 😂

The 🥶🦷 device is ready to 🍐

*The Bluetooth device is really cheap here.* *The Bluetooth device is connected uh successfully.*

“The blue two dé mice is ready two pear”

Rip the Chinese woman trapped inside that thing

I have a device with this voice but it's for the car. Every time i start my car I get to hear it. It never gets old. 😂

The bluetooth de-wise is reedy to pelt The bluetooth de-wise is connecty thus suck cest fully! Lol

@Cr3reeper

Жыл бұрын

suck cest fully? yes ill do it darling ill do it

The Quality Speaks itself.

The Bluetooth devishe is ready to paw💀

"The bluetooth device is ready to POW!"

This is exactly what my old Bluetooth speaker sounded like and when pairing with a device!

The bluechoose dewice is really to pear. The bluechoose dewice is coneccted, uh, successfully.

Legends say she is still inside the bluetooth speaker till this day.

@user-zh2wl2sl2u

11 ай бұрын

She is inside all of them somehow

Dude thank you so much for posting this. Lol

I always thought it said my bluetooth wife

It was his laugh that got me chuckling lol

*The bluetooth de-wise is ready to paw*

ngl I have this exact speaker, just in white. got it from a healthcare conference over a decade ago, and it’s still kicking!! plenty loud too

I wasn’t sure what video this would be with the title “I speak a English”, but now I understand.

Sounds like if you mix a Chinese accent with a French accent

0:06 The bluetooth dewise as weedi to pel 0:10 The bluetooth dewise as connectido successfullay

Za bloochooz dwiz ez ridy too pel. Je bloochooz diviz ez connectiid az zaksesfuly. As I’m Japanese heard like this

"De blutut twaiz es widi tu pell"

I had a Bluetooth speaker that looked like that old Simon game from like 50 years ago. And it had this same voice. 😂

Sounds like a Chinese woman imitating Sean Connery's impression of what an American thinks an English person sounds like.

"Ta bluetooth da vice is redy to pear." "Ta bluetooth da vice is cunnected a successfullay"

“The Bluetooth device is really cheap here”

@John17TheOGmp4

26 күн бұрын

real

my dad had a pair of headphones that had the same voice, nostalgia 🥺

now, this is high quality product, with the trending speaking lady. how magnificent.

ze bluechoose dewice is reedy to pear... ze bluechoose dewice is conectida successfully

I love how it turns into an English accent at the end

This is 8 years old guys!!! I didn’t even think about that considering the quality

I had the long blue one. Best bt speaker I ever had. Also, makes me think of that cut scene from Tokyo drift. "it's a very crowded in Japan, lots of axx holes"

Brings back memories, I used to have the same exact speaker/voice but from a microphone my parents got me for my birthday 2 years ago. Gonna have to recharge it again

Haha! Makes me happy to hear you laugh at it.

My first tws headphones had this one. "Battely is low, pleez lechazche in pahd" burnt into my brain for the rest of my life.

"TI bulutuz Divayc es redy to pær" "TI bulutuz Devayc.........es konnetc ci to seskoley" Lmao.

I love the "connected-ah"

we have-uh justa sutolen yo creedit cad eenfomeyshon

Used to have a Bluetooth soundbar with similar vocals. My wife once left it on by mistake unplugged and it went "Loowwww batterwee....please chargeay" loudly at 2am...

I LOVE HIS LAUGH SBZKSNKZ

My cheap headphones: American woman. My expensive headphones: British woman. My cheap stereo Bluetooth device: Chinese woman struggling not to sound Chinese.

"Da blutuf duwais ys redi tuh pale." "Da bluetuf duwais es conectid-uuh sucsesfuleih."

What I always thought it said “the blue tooth device is really cheap here”

My old headphones had this voice.

thank you auto subtitles, very cool

I used to have headphones with this exact woman on it

Di blutut divais is uedi to pEAH :D

I had almost the same speaker, it's quite impressive for its size

"The bluetooth device is really cheap here" "Da bluetooth devaice is connected uh socsessfullay🤓🤓"

I got one like that for christmas it was the funniest thing I heard

It's just like the Bluetooth device is connected aaaaaaaaaaaa successfully😂

when u switch it to radio: "The radio motor"

i have one like this but fr the car . it sounds normal now

This is exactly the same voice as on my brother's Škoda SuperB 2011

The Bluetooth device is ready to pair. The Bluetooth device is connected successfully! *Background laugh*

Okay, now i want it.

"the bluetooth device is ready to pal"

Used to have a cheap bluetooth speaker with the exact same thing lol

the blutuh device is connected uh soccess fully

EAAAE BB'S ESCAMA SÓ DE PEIXE , CEBRUUUUUTHIUS

zi bruutooth device is ridi to pale. zi bruutooth device is connected ah, successfully.

I have a similar cheapo Bluetooth speaker that says "Welcome to use the Bluetooth speaker" but in a male voice.

I speak an english

The Bluetooth device is really cheap hell. 😂

I love the colour of it.

only true legends can access the aux input moder

Tell me you went for the cheaper bluetooth speaker without telling me you went for the cheaper bluetooth speaker

The Bluetooth device is ready to pair The Bluetooth device is connected successfully

I had some beats knockoff that played that, best thing ever

I have some bunk ass Bluetooth earbuds that say "prease charging" when they're low on battery

is connected aaahhhh! successfully 😂

Ok, this is creepy. I heard this voice for the first time at a restaurant today and now it pops up in my recommendations.

I had the same speaker! It broke in 2 weeks 😂

I speak a English.. i read that with Borat's voice

bro is really speak a English. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣

What I hear: "The bluetooth doovice is ready to pal. The bluetooth doovice is connected unsuccessfully."

I thinked she says "The bluetooth device is ready to pal :\"

I heard that before actually.

I've got bluetooth fm transmitter with this suspicious english 😆

Perfect British accent