“I AM THE KING” Knocks over camera to reveal slide whistle

@wasder-xm5so

4 жыл бұрын

August 15 The date is etched in my mind Everytime I hear it I go back I'm there. Sliding to success with *CallMeCarson* My parents enter the room They ask, " Charlie are you *OK?* " I reach for the sharpest object Its a slide whistle How fitting

@K1nda_Yeh

4 жыл бұрын

*OH NO*

@bittle_bove2343

4 жыл бұрын

*clacks fingers*

@khaiepic

4 жыл бұрын

@@wasder-xm5so WHERE IS THIS FROM. I NEED TO KNOW THE ORIGIN

@kristjan002

4 жыл бұрын

@@khaiepic same

"they don't know what I'm up to yet" Wilbur you just stole their horse

@arccv

4 жыл бұрын

"they don't know what I'm up to yet" - coronavirus spreading silently around the world 2020

@3nv-

4 жыл бұрын

*their hort

@michaelaj5977

4 жыл бұрын

@@3nv- my bad 😂

@raramic

4 жыл бұрын

Michaela J My dyslexic ass thought you said House. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@ash8421

4 жыл бұрын

@@raramic lmao so did I.. didn't notice it wasn't house until I read your comment..

I still can’t get over the fact there was a whole dream cult and Wilbur had no clue who he was at the time

@ellanenalive

Жыл бұрын

i’m just imagining dream seeing this vid when it came out freaking out cause he was in a wilbur soot video

@brinaskore

11 ай бұрын

​@@ellanenalive wasn't dream more popular than wilbur here tho..?

@ellanenalive

11 ай бұрын

@@brinaskore probably, but the fact that Will didn’t know who he was, and Dream was a fan of his, it still would’ve been cool yk?

"squirrel" *fucking buries a whole live horse*

Why is it that Wilbur with suspenders and glasses looks like the student aid to an archeology professor, but Wilbur with suspenders and no glasses looks like the e-boy who's going to break my heart

@cameronscott9399

4 жыл бұрын

And with glasses but no suspenders is both

@paleiosaur

4 жыл бұрын

Get u a man who can do both 👀

@kreg8681

4 жыл бұрын

oddly specific yet correct

@blxfull_artzz1301

4 жыл бұрын

It’s kinda hot ngl😳

@weeb6927

4 жыл бұрын

Apollo9898LPs you have 69 subs. WE GOT EM!

"I look so dapper and British" "So we're robbing a Scotsman"

@holdonnow_youngster

4 жыл бұрын

hes very british isnt he

@mypetisloveMSP

4 жыл бұрын

brother???

@bobeyyy

4 жыл бұрын

"Us Scots will get our revenge" -ItzLeembo 2020

@tammushican4823

4 жыл бұрын

@@bobeyyy did my fellow Scot just qoute himself?? Ye wee glaiket

@tythanielproductions2448

4 жыл бұрын

And blame it on the Irish

Wilbur: *Literally joins a cult realm* Also Wilbur: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STEAL THINGS?

@ashlingemberstone3913

8 ай бұрын

Ruined the 69, but you’re worth it

@siteofgrace

8 ай бұрын

@@ashlingemberstone3913you demon you ungodly monster you villain unlike it or face justice

“Oh they’re saying fuck England.” _“Oh they’re saying things about my mother.”_

Wilbur: is sneaking around Also Wilbur irl: *whispers so they don't hear them*

@minemekhi

4 жыл бұрын

local british man arrested after saying"Im gonna touch does bees"

@temphe.

4 жыл бұрын

Also Wilbur: streams what he does to thousands of people

@Corindon

4 жыл бұрын

Wilbur do annother video like that cus me likies.

@bolognatheroach8576

4 жыл бұрын

Nicolas Renaud I'm not no scientist but I dont think I'm Wilbur

@nightmarebrand0n908

4 жыл бұрын

T H E Y

"Who are you?" "I'm Wilbur. Show me where you keep the diamonds." *Casually throws stack of diamonds to stranger.* Wilbur: "I'm out."

@darigglyfishman398

3 жыл бұрын

the dirty boy thrill is gone

@justarose

3 жыл бұрын

This really got me🤣

@idfkanymorelmao9780

3 жыл бұрын

And that's what being a simp is lads

@unifyyed

3 жыл бұрын

understandable have a nice day

@aasdasdasdasdasdadsd

3 жыл бұрын

No

Its funny how the cult thing was a Dream cult and Wilbur had no idea who Dream was and there were people in the chat who also didn't know XDDD

Wilbur: is dirty crime boy Also Wilbur: “They’re saying things about my mother. :(“

I’m really annoyed we didn’t get to see what was at the bottom of the lava pit in the cult I was so invested

@tigerlily4703

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr? I need to know

@LucidWeedy

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp ples

@Yourlocalbush

3 жыл бұрын

@@LucidWeedy 22:45

@LucidWeedy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yourlocalbush ty ty

@zeearts9484

3 жыл бұрын

One more like to @otisjoi 's comment and it's 800 likes

Government: Everyone must work from home. Robbers:

@Snagoot

4 жыл бұрын

MinerGuy Br nice pfp

@morganb304

4 жыл бұрын

Very funny did laugh hahahah

@lunaticissimo

4 жыл бұрын

Well Wilbur stole a Bible the first minutes of this video-

@spXter

4 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that what scammers are?

@paulbell9246

4 жыл бұрын

Serial killers:

Is it just me or does anybody else want a continuation of the cult story? Honestly seems like a good Tales of the SMP story where Karl (and maybe some others) wake up in the cult’s lair and have to escape, with Pee Dog of course. If this was turned into a full story, we could get answers to questions like what were the experiments about, who is Pee Dog, and why does DreamXD have a cult? Also in the TOTSMP episode it would probably be DreamXD instead for it makes much more sense from a lore standpoint.

@lanadelreyismom

Жыл бұрын

Yea ikr

It's the "yea thats gonna be difficult to get back" for me

Wilbur saying “see’ya nerd” was the most American he’s ever sounded

@adoor6241

4 жыл бұрын

he's learning from Techno

@saintsauce853

4 жыл бұрын

The way he said “hard” sounded American too

@p1nkclouds_

4 жыл бұрын

would like ur comment but its at 69 and I can't ruin that srry

@nathanpixelkid

4 жыл бұрын

@@p1nkclouds_ check again its at 188 now

@p1nkclouds_

4 жыл бұрын

Pixelkid Remixes oh thank you, now I can like :)

wilbur, any other time: nice, innocent, kind wilbur, wearing suspenders: dirty crime boy

@hunterfunnyguy

4 жыл бұрын

completely incorrect hes always a little bastard

@ReatExists

4 жыл бұрын

innocent? no he isnt

29:54 ”Simping is how you get things in this game” best quote of the year -wilbur soot

@vivsiglolzz

5 ай бұрын

imagine if the girl is a minor 😭

This is a prequel to Wilbur finding the dsmp in lore where he goes around lands and kingdoms and finds a salmon spawned finding sally then taking fundy as his child then stealing and hiding things then he finds the dungeon showing dream in the page, he is compelled to join tommy after tommy tells Wilbur of this guy called dream, who’s very powerful. Wilbur then joins the smp, the rest is history

"Ya see him over there? The Scotsman, he's ready to hunt me." is probably the best thing I've ever heard.

@Doge__

3 жыл бұрын

4:00

@mishabudilov8617

3 жыл бұрын

DogeChild .8

@clarkdanger3841

3 жыл бұрын

no “IM TOUCHIN YA BEES MOTHERF*CKERS” is my new fav quote of all time

I like how none of his subs are excited to see him in their realm, they're just mildy displeased by his presence

@user-tb4sl4ex2q

3 жыл бұрын

Because they know the only reason he'd be there is to be a dirty crime boy lmao

@spicyduck473

3 жыл бұрын

666 like

@CubicCrow._.

3 жыл бұрын

I was gunna like but likes at 666 so I did not

@tathnousoxide9707

3 жыл бұрын

I BROKE THE 666 >:D MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ha ha... haa... what on earth did that accomplish?

@CubicCrow._.

3 жыл бұрын

@@tathnousoxide9707 I can like now

im really happy for him and proud of his success but i do miss this kind of stuff/this era

@cat_9097

6 ай бұрын

Same ❤🕊😂

It must’ve been fun for the people in these realms to watch this and discovered where their stolen items went lol

“This man is a goblin!” Has gotta be the funniest part of the video

@Miles300s

4 жыл бұрын

Brings me back to D&D campaigns

@NakaSemperi8479

4 жыл бұрын

• KamikazeKrab • W H A T ?

@daow4190

4 жыл бұрын

YASS 666th like lol

@dzelkva5489

4 жыл бұрын

just call Joko to take care of em

@colekelly-stine896

4 жыл бұрын

Jon S I think salmon button is the funnies

I’m so unnerved at the random finding of a Dream cult

@notgabriel8624

4 жыл бұрын

yeeto cheeto the KZreadr Dream. He’s a Minecraft youtuber

@cosmicpulse7459

4 жыл бұрын

yeeto cheeto do you mean the phoenix sc uno video?

@bap3227

4 жыл бұрын

that cult is so creepy, i wanna remake it

@jarHead2313

4 жыл бұрын

@@notgabriel8624 wait, I thought those cultish signs were using the lyrics to the Dream song that Sharkboy sang in Sharkboy and Lavagirl, this cult thing actually goes deeper?

@notgabriel8624

4 жыл бұрын

Jeez Mareez I mean I think it’s a cult to the KZreadr, the big face at 22:36 resembles his skin/profile picture to me at least

wilbur: "im thinking straight in here" (18:35) me for no reason: you were thinking gay? this was a joke

19:30 so basically this is where people worship dreamon, it all make sense now

Wilbur: I'm gonna rob my subscribers Accidentally discovers a cult

@mesaplayer9636

4 жыл бұрын

I wish he actually finished the map

@doggydab3708

4 жыл бұрын

It says not a cult dumbass

@ThunderCrims

4 жыл бұрын

Dreeeeaaaammmmmmm...

@stanferrolino12

4 жыл бұрын

a Dream cult, to be accurate. A DREAM DREAM CULT

@Jess-pp5lv

4 жыл бұрын

Stan Ferrolino *sharkboy and lavagirl flashbacks*

I like that fact that none of these are actually that harmful to someone's playthrough and he's just so excited about it still

@CenoriaWoah

4 жыл бұрын

Upielips Yt, the ninja quotes though...

@ThatCrazyKid0007

4 жыл бұрын

I'd be pretty annoyed by missing 30+ diamonds tbh

@upielipsonyoutube9272

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThatCrazyKid0007 yes, but you know the general area of where they are

@chip6933

4 жыл бұрын

self_ He did leave while that one guys enchanted diamond shovel was still in his inventory

You guys ever notice how he just becomes a much calmer person when he puts on glasses

"I remember when i got robbed by wilbur soot 3 years ago" is a phrase i never thought i would have to say.

"chim-chimney, chim-chimney chim-chim-cheery, i am the dirtiest crime boy you'll see"

@nickel3143

3 жыл бұрын

Only true Britain’s will know what that means

@pip-mc8732

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickel3143 good thing i do

@jeanninemarie7623

3 жыл бұрын

TommyInnit has joined the game

@penelopeharrell1932

3 жыл бұрын

I know but I ain’t British lol

@ItzSophieDaPandaa

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickel3143 Darn it. I will never know

Quarantined man goes insane, commits digital war crimes

@CarpetHater

4 жыл бұрын

Government: ''Work from home'' Thiefs:

@johnsonbaroncaveler6634

4 жыл бұрын

Quarantine Man. What sins will be commit?

@mrjason3181

4 жыл бұрын

Zenzy 666th like

@johnsonbaroncaveler6634

4 жыл бұрын

jay oshea stfu no one wants to see this shit.

@futureshock382

4 жыл бұрын

Digital war crimes remind me of something 2b2t or /pol/ would pull off

3:10 We have stolen the bible🤝

The not a cult one was genuinely funny once they guy joined, it seemed like an almost normal interaction than a fan one

When you get quarantined so you can’t sneak into people’s houses and steal their stuff in real life anymore

@cfulwiler2791

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Capper underrated comment

@crumpop3992

4 жыл бұрын

But you can steal from stores and restaurants

@certifiedpossum8655

4 жыл бұрын

Gov: work from home Robbers:

@crumpop3992

4 жыл бұрын

In today’s time it’s the purge but everyone is playing passive but nobody’s is robbing your local grocery store c’mon people

No one: Wilbur: *records evidence of his crimes*

@illusionaryheart3325

4 жыл бұрын

And what if his victims are watching the stream

@sarahlikestreez

4 жыл бұрын

Genious among men.

@margrette8835

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Athome Genuis*

@evieuwu5506

4 жыл бұрын

Automatically reminded me of Gentle from my hero academia idek

@howdoesonesocial

4 жыл бұрын

@@evieuwu5506 awe, Gentle is my favorite villain uwu

fun fact racoons have a strong bite

@iaintpelusiek

Ай бұрын

wilbur does too

“YOU STOLE MY HORT”

@magentamovie6520

3 жыл бұрын

Denki Kaminari hous

@draxbrady1535

3 жыл бұрын

Horte

@shart5895

3 жыл бұрын

hort hous

@snowythings5567

3 жыл бұрын

Never steal a mans hort

@samsammerson6972

3 жыл бұрын

E

Doctor: Amish Wilbur doesn't exist, he can't hurt you. Amish Wilbur:

@saxx9088

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Wheeler he’s not Amish he’s the artful dodger

@ryanw-oo1hh

4 жыл бұрын

@@saxx9088Tolladay? More like Holiday. Boom Roasted.

@saxx9088

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Wheeler you sound like every five year old I went to school with

@ryanw-oo1hh

4 жыл бұрын

@@saxx9088 That's what I was going for my good sir.

@saxx9088

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Wheeler well congrats I guess? (btw that isn’t sarcasm)

Wilbur’s sense of humor is beautiful and I would love to meet him so much❤️

I still look back at these good moments even through out all the drama i still look back to the past when everything is good

APRIL: Doesn't know about DREAM JULY:We are starting a revolution against Deam

@redcup-yw3ku

3 жыл бұрын

November:fight with dream

@Yeet-cy8tz

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I hate when we fight a revolution against deam

@himmel8901

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yeet-cy8tz wdym, fighting is perfect

@ejoty_6128

3 жыл бұрын

NOVERMBER: The whole saga has ended, many have called the finale, and Technoblade was the only true winner And Dream helped him a lot

@ejoty_6128

3 жыл бұрын

@Internet explorer Thank you, internet explorer!

Imagine being the guy that didnt see wilbur behind the wood and getting publicly clowned

@Lesquidliestone

3 жыл бұрын

The one at 11 minutes? I'm pretty sure he knew Wilbur was there, unless you're usually in the habit of throwing your enchanted diamond sword and axe on the ground for no reason. You can see Wilbur pick them up when he rotates back around the pillar.

@CRAutist

3 жыл бұрын

11:00

@CRAutist

3 жыл бұрын

Also I think he’s gonna be made fun of even more for helping a robber.

@inversefireman

3 жыл бұрын

Doo doot doodoo doot do doot doo DOOT

@AeroTheVaporeon

3 жыл бұрын

@@inversefireman doo doot dodoo doot doo doooooOoot

10:35 Wilbur is the British version of "I steal I don't kill"

14:53 Wilbur was slain by Capitalism

why did i just watch a 30 minute video of a 23 year old man stealing stuff from his fans on mc

@Salma_eat_cat_legs

3 жыл бұрын

i mean youre the one who click it-

@elizahedgehog8468

3 жыл бұрын

Because he's the dirty crime boy lmao. Wilburs great even if he's extremely weird

@milaraines2684

3 жыл бұрын

Because it’s ✨ Wilbur ✨

@lewisgreen9181

3 жыл бұрын

i done the same idk y

The similarity between Wilbur and a raccoon is crazy.

@Starrii_Skies

3 жыл бұрын

Both are cute

@hystericaljaydee1959

3 жыл бұрын

man, older brother to brother, ay?

Honestly The main reason for rewatching this? Imagining Wilbur in a musical where he plays the lovely chimney sweep with a thick cockney accent who dreams of being a lawyer or something who ends up dying in the third act. Or am I just crazy?

@starboy.x

2 жыл бұрын

you’re not crazy that was actually quite accurate considering wilburs character

Now we know how Wilbur met Sally, a button that spawns Salmon.

This better become a series, everyone will be trying to make a Wilbur-proof realm.

@Xanthopathy

4 жыл бұрын

No, that sounds horrible

@dontmindmejustlisteningtom8225

4 жыл бұрын

I actually agree with this.I want to try this.

@erikho6936

4 жыл бұрын

Wilbur spawns in a realm, his underground... in a cell...

@Ash-zc3yv

4 жыл бұрын

Gryphono YES

@whateverppl1229

4 жыл бұрын

and if anyone has a realm, they can hire me for the low low price of free, ill help wilbur-proof your realm

I’m convinced the writers of the smp and tales saw this video and thought: “yeah this seems like a good idea”

@imgay3749

3 жыл бұрын

Well, will is the script writer

@lilyduguid2266

2 жыл бұрын

@@imgay3749 Lol

@lovingfalls

2 жыл бұрын

@@imgay3749 I don’t think he scripts Karl’s stuff

Wilbur made everyone’s face as red as the tnt they blew up l’manburg

I honestly love this video so much it makes me so happy because he’s just so into it and so invested it’s kinda wholesome how invested he is

“Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve stolen the bible” -Wilbur Soot.

@AlabamaMan

3 жыл бұрын

*(squid song plays)*

@chromedahomie

3 жыл бұрын

OMG 1.9K LIKES THANKS SO MUCH!

@chromedahomie

3 жыл бұрын

@Mikey C. ikr lmao

@psychott6

3 жыл бұрын

@doom slayer No, he is *mule*

@mlgguythemlgest

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAYYYYYY AWSOME WE HAVE STOLEN THE BIBLE WOOOOHOOOO YEAAAAAAAH

Can you imagine how dumb Wilbur looked when he was trying to escape on a horse that was on a LEAD

@Boricosa

4 жыл бұрын

It looked like a scene directly from the old wild west cartoons

@adam-kq4jc

4 жыл бұрын

#wilburslow

@michaelaj5977

4 жыл бұрын

@Ymanol fuentes yeah I think so

@lukethetoaster

4 жыл бұрын

#dumbass

@carolwhite1256

3 жыл бұрын

dont you mean a HORT

Yk I'm not simping but Wil's outfit in this video- GODDAYM Edit: okay yeah no I'm simping this man's fine as hell

@angelicwingsflow

Жыл бұрын

Lmao same-

I think that Wilbur purposefully left the clips of him squirrel-ing just to let people find them. He's too nice to actually steal.

@lo_fi_beats695

3 жыл бұрын

Waluigi he did that for content

@Bob-bt4vw

3 жыл бұрын

@Corruption well, I think it was a live stream because of the parts with chat which means you can just watch the stream to find the stuff. Edit: yeah there’s a link in the description

@toxpov3612

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bob-bt4vw bruh you can literally see the chat in the top right the entire video lmao, of course it's a livestream

@Bob-bt4vw

3 жыл бұрын

@@toxpov3612 yeah I can see the chat so I was pretty sure it was a livestream. But I’ve made my fair share of mistakes so I almost never say things 100% in case it’s wrong. (Also as you can see I said it was a stream In the edit)

@toxpov3612

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bob-bt4vw yeah, that's a good way to go about it, I just wanted to say that the chat was a dead giveaway.

Wil- *kills a sheep steals a cow* Also wil - "this is PETA" Me- ... sounds about right.

@OiIMan

4 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what peta does

@floppaosu

4 жыл бұрын

@@OiIMan "don't wear wool, let the sheep die from heat".

@projectD1S

4 жыл бұрын

That's not PETA! If it was PETA he'd have to kill a dog or two as well!

I would just like to say I'm getting more confident I have an outfit put aside for when I want to look more "popular"

This continues to be one of my favourite videos

"do not touch bees" *_"WE’RE TOUCHING BEES"_*

@sheilan6159

3 жыл бұрын

minecraft bee porn

@mewingmanda

3 жыл бұрын

Hervard no

@parkernielsen9145

3 жыл бұрын

Mewing Manda no

hey wilbur. it’s me, lykqnth, that guy that missed 3 times when trying to kill you. thanks for the amazing birthday man, we did not think you’d actually join smpMIC. i now have legal rights to say that i killed you on my birthday. honestly from our perspective (we were all in a vc together), we were all shouting “KILL” as we hunted you down. we’d love to see you again, :]. edit: please stop asking to join the realm now. it’s gone, and not a lot of us talk as much anymore. it’s great to look back on, but it’s gone.

@chokebury

4 жыл бұрын

I second that! It was an experience of a lifetime, I could practically hear my heartbeat in my ears

@KevinityTW

4 жыл бұрын

hey, that indeed is lykanth, i am trdssk, the owner. all of us went absolutely ape brain when wil joined and its honestly some of the most fun we've ever had together

@PromoCraft-rz3vz

4 жыл бұрын

which realm?

@KevinityTW

4 жыл бұрын

@@PromoCraft-rz3vz smpMIC

@chokebury

4 жыл бұрын

@@PromoCraft-rz3vz home of Simp City :)

can we talk about how wilbur joins his viewers servers and then gets mad when they come up to him and give him stuff LMAO

That PottertGirl can officially say for the rest of her life "i had wilbur simp for me" and wilbur cannot do anything about it

I'm glad my famous clip is being put to good use

@natashabrightwell6672

2 жыл бұрын

Pog you

@canaryinacoalmine_

2 жыл бұрын

pog.

@admiralraven9079

2 жыл бұрын

Pog

@robbingraccoon9987

2 жыл бұрын

Tf lol

@trisha404_

2 жыл бұрын

Pog

Using a lead on the horse someone's riding is such a cowboy move.

@BigManDokiDan

4 жыл бұрын

Justas big yeehaw energy

@AAAAAA-ik3sj

4 жыл бұрын

*hort

@thealcatrazguy6707

4 жыл бұрын

Red dead online flashbacks

@steva2971

4 жыл бұрын

@@AAAAAA-ik3sj hors*

@PlacidSine

4 жыл бұрын

Justas that was cool but i think will just road the horse while it had a leash because hes a soy boy

we need more of this it was funny tbh

12:58 : You thought you were in trouble for stealing $500 but they wanted you to do the dishes

button: *spawns salmon* Wilbur: Wilbur, ten years later: and that, Fundy, is how I met your mother

@velioness2861

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@ilikecakesandcatsmeow4210

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@hobblerr

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@psychott6

3 жыл бұрын

Sally the salmon, Fucked by the canon His name is wilbursoot! *continue the song*

@kimdongwon9782

3 жыл бұрын

@Shroomie Woomie and he puts on a boot

you should do this again, big fan of dirty crime boy

@clickbearr8407

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@richardgibson8403

3 жыл бұрын

Ash nb find out about the cult

@asphalion8291

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed Ash nb! Agreed!

"We need some crime." Well, I guess he got his crime...

i love how this just turned into wilbur playing a minecraft horror map to save a dog

"We have stolen the bible" -Wilbur Soot 2020

@robynstrelitz1060

4 жыл бұрын

i made the 69th like... nice :D

@ZekeCorolla

4 жыл бұрын

No I have

@juanfalcon2639

4 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence

@abigbear8617

4 жыл бұрын

@@juanfalcon2639 wrong movie

@scythe2534

4 жыл бұрын

@@robynstrelitz1060 I made the 699th. get on my level, plebe

the fact that you came on my friends minecraft server, stole her stuff, I’m proud of you

@lostinthenet8545

3 жыл бұрын

:)))

@HeysStuff

2 жыл бұрын

:

@basil_forgot5715

2 жыл бұрын

(:

@m3rtha859

2 жыл бұрын

(((:

@tessieruit3735

2 жыл бұрын

:)))

Wilbur: I’m in creative Captions: I’m in Korea 18:49

Wilbur in suspenders is now officially my aesthetic

Wilbur is looking like he is about to clean the soot out of my chimney for a modest price of 15 shillings.

@alieninc.1077

4 жыл бұрын

He is the Soot in your Chimney

@arccv

4 жыл бұрын

he's so tall he'd use himself as a chimney brush

@oganesson7255

4 жыл бұрын

R/rareinsults

@matthewroussos524

4 жыл бұрын

Barry bee Benson Colin Fowler I dont think that applies here.

@oganesson7255

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Roussos meh

Thought I should tell you, niki said in an earlier stream she really likes guys with suspenders.

@IanMalcolm99

4 жыл бұрын

why do you think he has them?

@yuna3775

4 жыл бұрын

Blatant Jojo Reference because he's a dirty crime boy

@paincreatesfame

4 жыл бұрын

👀

went mining while watching this, the amount of times i thought someone was in the walls near me genuinely made me paranoid

I love how one guy just downloaded the entire map of Wynncraft

Alternative title: grown British man robs child’s Minecraft server

@user-pc5sw1cs6i

3 жыл бұрын

Underratet comment lmaoooo

@freeobotpls

3 жыл бұрын

or, in this case children's servers

@kulvirkaur2696

3 жыл бұрын

Ur back mr egg....................

@Shadw-iq4bt

3 жыл бұрын

You remind me of THE BLADE

Ok but the cult one was actually so cool

@realityisweird9450

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I’m gonna make one like it but different

@lewisgreen9181

3 жыл бұрын

true

@tobble2414

3 жыл бұрын

I did’nt want to like this cuz it was at 69 likes...

Is no one gonna talk about how hot wilbur looks in that suit like I'm literally simping over it right now tbh

I love how the scots acted on the second heist it's my favourite bit.

alternate title: Wilbursoot getting excited about squirreling stuff for 30 minutes

@lewisgreen9181

3 жыл бұрын

to true

@theoshew5813

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewisgreen9181 I'm so sorry, I have to, I am legally obligated to: *too

@lunietoonies

3 жыл бұрын

What?

"there's a f*ing horse here" *F*ING HORUS*

1 year later and this is still one of my favourite Wilbur videos

Wilbur: Who’s he? **looks at dream picture** Oh Wilbur, little did you know you would have two wars against this man.

@langletprolet8378

3 жыл бұрын

It's foreshadowing ... his struggle against dream is destiny written in the books lmao

@aeps2570

3 жыл бұрын

THE PROPHECY

@noelpayze1615

3 жыл бұрын

Ppp

@nunastarzz7180

3 жыл бұрын

time stamp?

@eyadegg8268

3 жыл бұрын

Also 20:43

“I’M TOUCHIN’ BEES” -dirty crime boi, 2020

Heist 9 actually gave me the chills a bit

20:35 HES STILL IN THE SAME SERVER

"Dirty crime boy" triggers my flight or fight

@azzazz430

3 жыл бұрын

it triggers my masculine attraction

Imagine having Wilbur go in your realm at last, just to steal your melons and destroy your signs then log off.

3:08 Wilbur : *claps we have stolen the bible XD

He never noticed that it’s dream. The person who invited him to the dsmp. His savior even.

"anyone for some crime just hit me up" Wilbur. WANNA COMMIT ARSON TOGETHER????

tag yourself im the dude who walked in, looked at wilbur, gave him 5 dirt and then left

@MindLayer

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGuy_0 dude.. saying "tag yourself" just means they relate to said person. not cap, you're just an idiot

@user-gy9dp8tq7v

3 жыл бұрын

@@MindLayer Shut up thats what they meant u bish

@MindLayer

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-gy9dp8tq7v girl.. I was replying to someone saying the person was lying about being the guy. the person I was replying to deleted their comment

@alaina109

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-gy9dp8tq7v what’s with gachas and the incorrect spelling of bitch

@lemonadesimp8297

3 жыл бұрын

Okeh I'm subscribing

I want him to finish "not a cult"

@bap3227

4 жыл бұрын

if anyone finds a link to him finishing the "not a cult" please link it here

@dracibatic2433

4 жыл бұрын

can i be notified also

@adarsgone

3 жыл бұрын

me three

@Sora_jay

3 жыл бұрын

Me forth

@dracibatic2433

3 жыл бұрын

arorar uwu hi