excuse me ma'am, your bee bob is fye

@rolott7393

4 ай бұрын

5 minutes in and I'm expecting this to get so much worse😂 Update oh my fucking God it did 12:00 mins in

@Fizzytehsilly

4 ай бұрын

What does this mean

@KuukiSh1

4 ай бұрын

​@@Fizzytehsilly fye = fire 🔥

@kirbysthiccthighs

4 ай бұрын

missed opportunity to say beeutiful

@himejoshi.

4 ай бұрын

@@Fizzytehsilly ya bob.. is fye

maybe the real bee movie was the smutty fics we’ve suffered through along the way

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

this ^^^

@ScribbleEnigma47

4 ай бұрын

@Sleep_deprived_furry😨

@wut_tf

4 ай бұрын

​@@ScribbleEnigma47 its crack y'know the comments is just unhinged so is the fanfics

@Mentinsane

4 ай бұрын

@@wut_tfdo u want a carrot

@wut_tf

4 ай бұрын

@@Mentinsane yes

the rose toy making an appearance is insane

@srose1088

4 ай бұрын

I hate that I just started the video, and I'm pretty sure I already know what you're talking about. 😭

@user-wh5fj6pj6m

4 ай бұрын

@@srose1088it’s in your name

@flubbcat4267

4 ай бұрын

Luv ur pfp

@windjager2177

4 ай бұрын

Same LMAO ​@@srose1088

@My._.Meloody

4 ай бұрын

HEEELPPP

You are like if a camp counselor gave up

@Maria-vt1yf

4 ай бұрын

Lmfao

@Asparagutz

4 ай бұрын

My camp counselors should’ve read this to us at night instead of sleeping beauty

@TheBritishDragong

4 ай бұрын

@@AsparagutzHi DHMIS profile picture!! :)

@Alice_Sprinkles

4 ай бұрын

why is this so on point though

@binniesgarden

3 ай бұрын

the embodiment of Gwen from Camp Camp 😭

i feel like the fate of beloved disney characters is to star in trashy horror slashers while the fate of beloved dreamworks characters is to star in unhinged smutty fanfiction

@StickStock838

4 ай бұрын

Lmao I feel like it's bound to happen 😭

@causticwit

4 ай бұрын

In that case, bring on the El Dorado smut fic!

@gizmo_gadgets6482

4 ай бұрын

@@causticwit That movie is like already 1/2 a smut novel

@zandikhetwayo7444

3 ай бұрын

I’m waiting for The Monsters Inc smut 🙄

@user-qc7kd1jr9q

3 ай бұрын

Puss in boots. The smut is already in the name😭

this book will be known as a classic in like 50 years

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

I consider it a classic now

@kazakukog

4 ай бұрын

our children better learn about it in schools

@penidk

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Frostie_the_Snowmen

4 ай бұрын

​@@kazakukog OMG 😂😂

@uncommonusername

4 ай бұрын

professors should teach this in colleges

>saves a bee >takes it home instead of freeing it, thus possibly taking too far from its hive to find it again >immediately starts up her Rose toy >refuses to elaborate

@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811

4 ай бұрын

I'm using my rose toy 📳🌹⚠️⚠️🫦

@grimdarkmalarkey5402

4 ай бұрын

So bees are both very good at finding their way home (they have crazy good internal GPS), and they're totally down to join random beehives if they get too far away from home. These bees will bring in pollen and nectar as tribute and try to dart inside beehives nearby! Unfortunately, this is actually how some bee diseases can spread from an infected hive to a previously healthy one.

@flubbcat4267

4 ай бұрын

​@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811tf🤨😫

@GoodJollyDay

4 ай бұрын

​@@grimdarkmalarkey5402sounds like a very good example vor stds spreading 😂so very fitting for the video lmao

@nosyDetective

4 ай бұрын

@@grimdarkmalarkey5402Good to know she wasn't being irresponsible (although I'm willing to bet she didn't know this either cause why wouldn't she free it instead of keeping it trapped)

Stroking its stinger until honey comes out is INSANE

@koolsoc2938

4 ай бұрын

I’d like this comment but it’s at 69 and I don’t wanna be the one to ruin it

@Mushess

4 ай бұрын

I’m not sure if that’s lore accurate to bees

@luxblitzar

4 ай бұрын

The Bees by laline paull had better bee sex

@luxblitzar

4 ай бұрын

Empire of the ants has ant sex. and snail sex. i think it has m9re sex than that

@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764

4 ай бұрын

​@@Mushess LORE ACCURATE

petition for GM Fairy’s next novel to be a love triangle with Lightning McQueen and Mater

@fizzy_buzz

4 ай бұрын

you have my signature

@xdani_thethinkingneko

4 ай бұрын

I second that 😭💗

@underpaiddefenseattorney

4 ай бұрын

The 3rd person is the Grinch

@-.Bunny.-

4 ай бұрын

THAT EXISTS? Wait why am I surprised man-😭💀

@bethanypollard6940

4 ай бұрын

I don’t think it exists… yet…

The book is so unserious that it becomes actually good😂

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

YUP🤣

Im so glad that now I don’t have to read erotic bee movie fanfiction. Thank you

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

here to help! 😇

@jeamsis

3 ай бұрын

@oliviawhite633 Girl im so glad that now I know to BUY erotic bee movie fan fiction 😍

The premise of this book sounds like intergalactic eugenics

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

☕️🐸

@PrentedImNotHere

4 ай бұрын

NAH FR 😭😭😭😭

@JelenaZeka

3 ай бұрын

DONT GIVE HER IDEAS 💀

making the bee have a human sized form is such a cop out, thats cheating

@abbywolffe4114

3 ай бұрын

Maybe so, but I refuse to champion a smut book in which the woman has a NORMAL SIZED BEE INSIDE OF HER

@mercygondwe2545

3 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

@basementdwellercosplay

3 ай бұрын

I mean he does stuff in the bee form too...

@abbywolffe4114

3 ай бұрын

Maybe so, but the concept of a bee going INSIDE A VAGINA makes me viscerally uncomfortable

@valenz1234

16 күн бұрын

LITERALLY JUST KEEP HIM AS A TINY BEE

I was expecting this to bee the fanfic where Barry flies into Vanessa's 🐈 and sees the unborn child of her and ken,and then he gets mad and stings the baby,unaliving himself and the baby and Vanessa has to pull Barry out... 😶 I can't remember the name,but it was on wattpad...

@Oopsiedaisy669

4 ай бұрын

What in the name of all Christ did I just read

@number1jeckafan

4 ай бұрын

WHAT

@number1jeckafan

4 ай бұрын

I NEED TO FIND IT

@Oopsiedaisy669

4 ай бұрын

@@number1jeckafan tell me when you find it bruv

@GoodJollyDay

4 ай бұрын

That's even wilder, what the hell

FIRST SHREK NOW BEE MOVIE!!! WHAT’S NEXT MEGAMIND!?

@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811

4 ай бұрын

Fifty shades of blue.😍

@schoolnotes6209

4 ай бұрын

@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811 i love you

@izzyaddis

4 ай бұрын

@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811no shottt😂💀💀💀

@nysaiahhh_

4 ай бұрын

I bet it’s gonna come out

@dragoness777

4 ай бұрын

Ngl I'd actually be *really* into the Megamind one

The sole purpose of male bees is to mate with the queen...then they die. Kinda sad if you think about it

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

I think that’s lit 🔥

@oswaldfriedman7116

4 ай бұрын

What’s even sadder is that all the males get kicked out of the hive during winter to conserve food.

@bleedmagic88

4 ай бұрын

do you just hate seeing a girlboss win smh my head

@sicksodaa

3 ай бұрын

​@@bleedmagic88 exactly, like it's always "support women's rights" but never "support women's wrongs"

@Manticorn

3 ай бұрын

They explode

this is a cry for help (blink twice)

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

I’m blinking but nothings happening

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

where are you?

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

you said you’d help me

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

hold on is that you in the white van that just pulled into my driveway?

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

ok I’m outside I guess I’ll just crawl into the back… you look different from what I imagined but I totally fw the sunglasses and trench coat

THE GASP I GUSP WHEN BARRYX WAS DIDDLING HIS STINGER 💀💀

There was a cursed Barry/Vanessa fic that got narrated by several people a while back. It involved Barry going inside of Vanessa, finding out that she was pregnant, stinging the fetus (I guess he wasn't the father), and of course Barry himself dying after performing that unorthodox abortion. Interesting that there's now a novel like this

@SairinEarthsea

4 ай бұрын

I remember that. Regretful Read's first vid.

@Rey_Palpatine

4 ай бұрын

@@SairinEarthsea I use to follow that channel, some of the fanfics he narrated were iconic af. There was that Spongebob/Squidward saga, man... So sad that the channel got deleted bc of people trying to cancel him

@SairinEarthsea

4 ай бұрын

@@Rey_Palpatine at least most of the stories got archived on kemono.

@abbywolffe4114

3 ай бұрын

A-bee-tion

@Personnnnnn611

3 ай бұрын

Name: she wants the b (Get it? B? D?)

omg the wings are so giving jacob elordi in saltburn!!! *heart eyes*

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

don’t forget the height and golden retriever energy 😂😉

I too would consider breaking up with Kent for trying to kill a bee... However, the minute that bee turns into an Animorph I'm running back to Kent and begging him to try harder.

Omg he’s escaped from his cell again! Call the guard!!!!!

gmfairy is keeping us all anxious waiting for her next target of childhood movies

@nadiaalibaig

4 ай бұрын

I have a gut feeling it's going to be megamind🕴

@Kimiitoisreal

4 ай бұрын

​@nadiaalibaig my guess is gotta be lightning mcqueen-

@flamable2596

3 ай бұрын

Megamind would be too easy, too much amazing potential to work with Im with lightning mcqueen x mater fans

@themangoshark1581

3 ай бұрын

probably ratatouille

@yourshoulderdevil5229

3 ай бұрын

I think she only goes after Dream works movies because she's the Fairy Godmother. Based on that it'll probably be megamind or Kung Fu Panda or something.

i wait in fear for when and how GM Fairy will strike next

@prettypenguin1944

4 ай бұрын

I say she should just go all-out on the freakiness by doing either Megamind or Monsters Vs. Aliens. If you have the opportunity to have a 50-foot-tall woman do the devil’s tango with a cockroach-man while a fish-lizard-man, an actual blob, and a giant butterfly watch them go at it and possibly even join in, why not take it?

@failedcaptcha

4 ай бұрын

@@prettypenguin1944 i have a big crush on megamind.. i would DEF be the target audience of that

@Hauntedcarnivalstudio

3 ай бұрын

​@@failedcaptchayou're so real for that

@cowabanger

3 ай бұрын

@@failedcaptchajust use ao3 for the love of god😭🙏

@yourshoulderdevil5229

3 ай бұрын

​@@failedcaptchaAt least you're self aware lol

why is the cover so JUICY

@fendybendy6466

3 ай бұрын

The cover is literally so gooood lolll

Fun fact! When honeybees mate, the act of uncoupling afterwards tears the male’s apparatus off of his body, almost certainly resulting in instant death! That would have been a short book, huh.

ok, so i found the content warning thingy, and it isent even that big "Bad Beehavior is a love story between a shape-shifting pollinator and a human florist. While fun, this erotic, sexually explicit story includes elements that might not be suitable for some readers. Abduction, voyeurism, cheating (not by the main characters), mention of forced pregnancy, pregnancy, mention of domestic abuse, and violence are present in the novel. Readers who may be sensitive to this content, please take note." - G.M.fairyauthor

@kaylaHat

3 ай бұрын

She could've put that in the book wtf

@idkmyname1424

3 ай бұрын

@@kaylaHat let my girl get her instagram follower

@valenz1234

16 күн бұрын

​@@kaylaHatif it's indie published sometimes Amazon punishes books with content warnings so that might be why

Favourite subgenre: watching Shawn descend into madness reading the most disgusting s**t ever put into this world

this feels like a facetime call ily 😭😭

according to the shipping wiki on fandom, the most popular ship name for vanessa/barry is beestiality

i wouldn't be surprised if u already had the essentials for the bee look before reading the book

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

a queen be don’t get ready, she stay ready 😊💋🐝

@mxka_

4 ай бұрын

@@shawnmccomb so true queen 🙏

you dressing up as baryx literally looks like if jeffrey dahmer cosplayed as a bee 😭

- go to blue planet - impregnate woman - steal embryo - step 4 - profit????

“I don’t want to be known for reading er0tica” me finding his channel with this video alone

i love the warm honey-like lighting 🐝 🍯

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

yes! I did do that on purpose yes I did!

'Pension, we don't know her'... yikes, too relatable. Ok, let's do the bee porn, i need to laugh and bee horrified 😂

that blonde wig paying your damn bills atp

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

LMAFAOAOAHAGA

you are the only youtuber that I cant recommend because that will be the only proof for people to put me in Azkaban.

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

haha interesting!🤨 you are missing out.😅 I actually have a referral program👩‍💻recommend me to a friend 👯‍♀️and win a BRAND NEW MacBook Air😍you are missing out.😟✅🏳️‍🌈

@etsukiikanaa

4 ай бұрын

​@@shawnmccomb 😭😭😭 PLEASE DON'T LET HIM OUT

black coffee and yellow hydroflask in the intro??? 🐝🐝🐝 product placement at its finest

Starting to think that G.M fairy is just writing these books so you can read them😭

I'm thinking the next one could be a fic about Ice Age. we'll have to see with which childhood movie she's going to traumatize us next

@elenaespinoza8158

4 ай бұрын

I vote megamind to be her next uhh victim err I mean inspiration.

@mateconfacturas

4 ай бұрын

@@elenaespinoza8158 I'm already imagining it

@flamable2596

3 ай бұрын

✨ D i e g o ✨

Im still confused how those bee aliens look human size

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

me too

The one Shawn video I truly hesitated clicking on

@milliebks

4 ай бұрын

Is it weird that I immediately wanted to watch this...?👀😂

she should pay you for the promotion atp

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

I’m doing this pro bono simply to spread the good word 🙏🏻✝️

At 16:03 I laughed way more than I had to, your editing style is ELITE. Basing my whole personality on you and that perfect symmetrical face

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

thank you!! :) also fyi I have a deviated septum, alopecia, Crohn’s disease, rickets, scurvy, and a brain eating amoeba which is why my face is like that. I imagine you’ve got a lot to think about.

@chauhanmridula850

4 ай бұрын

@@shawnmccomb I did got a lot to think about after this comment. You are officially my FAVOURITE KZreadR OF ALL TIME

@flamable2596

3 ай бұрын

@@shawnmccombSCURVY!?! MANNNN WHEN DID YOU START SAILING THE HIGH SEAS WITHOUT ANY ORANGE IN THE INVENTORY!?

@yourshoulderdevil5229

3 ай бұрын

​@@flamable2596 anything for a symmetrical face.

The funniest thing about this to me is that my friend got stung by a bee yesterday 💀💀💀

@GoodJollyDay

4 ай бұрын

Hope you sent this video to them 😂

Their relationship was surprisingly healthy

Shawn is serving again

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

it’s exhausting.

why does this make me wanna read it… like lowkey the best promotion for gmfairy 😭

You need to read the Wuthering Heights fanfiction Wuthering Nights. It's scarring

omg new trauma 😍😍

i absolutley love the time lapse parts. seeing split seconds of shocked faces makes me giggle. very accurate to reading a crackfic.

2 seconds in and hes flashing his ass

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

idgaf 🙄🫡😇

Gm fairy DEFINITELY saw that video of the homemade rose toy joke and was like “I’m gonna make a masterpiece.”

Where does he get the physical versions of these fanfics?! 😭😭😭

imagine if on baryx’s planet theres tiny humans that fly around and the bees swat tyem away and kill them LMAOAOAOAOA

You're a lifesaver, I wanted to know what happened in this book but I would never want to touch it with a 10 ft pole

6:47 the long ahh pause took me out 😭😭😭😭😭

@smolpuppers9354

4 ай бұрын

Bro had a windows error moment

@Yourlocalmess24

3 ай бұрын

@@smolpuppers9354 who wouldn’t 😭

Watch her do a Megamind fanfiction 💀😭

@nvmjeon

3 ай бұрын

Pleaseeee

@sofiadominguezleon4106

3 ай бұрын

No Not a Megamind fanfiction please

HELP YOU WERE IN MY HOMEPAGE AND GOT CURIOUS, HAVENT FINISHED THE VIDEO BUT THE SHREK BOOK??? HELP?? THIS IS MY FIRST INTRO TO YOU AND PLEASEEE😭

i clocked the three body problem parallels DOWN..

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

wannabe Trisolarins it’s embarrassing at this point🤣

This is a reminder of me that I can write anything without embarrassment

I remember being slightly uncomfortable by the relationship between the lady and the bee in the movie when I was little😂

I got an ad for “The Omen” while watching this, and to be honest I think this video still frightened me more.

BRO THE BEE JERKING OFF PART😭😭😭😭😭

So….no bee racism? Like is this happened in real life and aliens came down to earth. you know damn well I’m getting my shot gun. Why were they so chill???😭

I’m so sorry for making u read this but it’s so fucking FUNNY😭😭😭😭😭

Im turning this on just to fall asleep, if anyone asks ill tell you what kind of fricked up dreams i have

@yaboiEchogaming

3 ай бұрын

I’m asking

@suscrow661

3 ай бұрын

Tell me bro

@Scrabble_bitzX

3 ай бұрын

Bee peen

@Kyrikrliy

3 ай бұрын

Now i wanna know

@vespberry8717

3 ай бұрын

What did you dream about?

I could've lived my whole entire life without this knowledge... But now I MUST know.

“She loves that stinger” FOUL😭

i got like 3 ads for a bible app while watching this video. is god trying to tell me something?

5:10 in and hes already going through all 5 stages of grief

.. You CANNOT convince me this movie actual came out in 2007.

@notme8152

3 ай бұрын

Well it's almost 20 years

i don't consume any other booktube content these days except yours i wonder what's that all about

I was in grade 10 math class goofing with my friends, and the subject of The Bee Movie came up. I was so confused when they mentioned how a bee and a woman became a couple by the end of the movie. I didn't get that they we're together by the end and thought they they were just besties working together. When learning this, I did research on my phone really quick and was baffled by it. I had to state to my friends that I was going to leave the convention for a minute to go process and comprehend that a bee was able to get with a human woman. Lol It was a fun conversation, and my friends were confused on how I did think they were together. 😂

YOU CANNOT JUST DROP A TITLE LIKE THAT ON ME Jokes aside, looks like a great video and can’t wait to watch :)

i'm sure this video is going to be super calm and peaceful!!!!

and the S (stinger) is fireeeee 🔥

@CocoaLollipop

4 ай бұрын

NO- 😭

Books like these make my life, like yes give me more cursed books about recognizable pop culture characters and impossible anatomy

I SCREAMED WHEN I REALIZED RED OBJECT MEANT ROSE TOY IM CRYING

Wow this was art 💛🖤

@Atwood05

4 ай бұрын

THE QUEEN IS HERE (girl ima do a deep dive video on you sometime)

@bembo4

4 ай бұрын

WE NEED MORE- I REPEAT WE NEED MORE OF THIS

@kittyvnqs

4 ай бұрын

how do u come up with these ideas? 😭😭😭 and why?

don’t get me anywhere near honey! You know I go crazy girl! 😮‍💨😏

The little to no amount of bee puns in this video is em"bee"rasing

HELP ME NKT THE "im using my 🌹 toy.." 😭😭

The priory of Shawn intro was insane. I love it

NO JANESSA IS MY MOM'S NAME OH MY GOD I'M HORRIFIED

Ive been feelling so down today im glad you uploaded

@shawnmccomb

4 ай бұрын

💛🖤💛🖤💛

@luvkiki444

4 ай бұрын

@@shawnmccombblack and yellow hello

16:33 He's just standing there..MENACINGLY!

Once again Shawn brings the better version of a dreamwork classic

Dude he's kinda convinced me. I'm considering buying the ebook and reading it so that no one can tell I'm reading a book about sex with bees 😭😭

SHAWN SHE REPOSTED YOU 😭😭

genuinely forget that shawn has 60k subs... in my mind he has a good 500k at LEAST as he should. waiting for the world to discover his greatness

The fan fiction we find on the internet is amazing 🙂

The funny thing is worker bees are female so this is a lesbian romance Edit: ok I was wrong BUT- Male bees don’t have stingers sooooo

@I_Am_NiiTA

3 ай бұрын

Worker bees are male and there’s a Queen Bee that mates with all of them

@Lavlikessquids

3 ай бұрын

@@I_Am_NiiTA I see, either way in my mind I can dream

@alphamail8974

3 ай бұрын

​@@I_Am_NiiTA Nah it's all girls depending on the time of year. They kick out the males during winter, and pretty much make just enough males to mate with the queen for a new generation! Same with ants 😂

Not me not sleeping on tims to watch shawn reading the best book ever

You: should I turn my wings on? Also you:✨👑🧚🏻🐝

those 5 seconds in silence at 6:47 are pure cinema to me

LMAO I thought the Bee movie alone was wild and weird. The fact that there’s a whole erotic fan fiction novel about it is sending me 😭😭

If there's ever a break in at your place the robbers will be too freaked out by your book collection to actually take anything.

The amount of Bee movie smutty fanfic is astounding, let alone the published ones