wattpad is my “you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”

@SullySyndrome

Ай бұрын

For me it was Quotev 💀 it was rough to say the least

@ohjoelle9614

Ай бұрын

@@SullySyndrome OH SHIT QUOTEV-

@moon_snake_vvitch

Ай бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking, and now I am studying literature at University because this app made me loved reading lol crazy coucou stories

@SullySyndrome

Ай бұрын

@@ohjoelle9614 hard times call for desperate measures 😔 (I was in fifth grade)

The fact that Shawn was not already well acquainted with the Wattpad Trenches is honestly shocking news

@shawnmccomb

Ай бұрын

didn’t you listen… I was watching porn on Facebook

@ForestFae

Ай бұрын

@@shawnmccomb that explains why the old folks love that site/app

@catbread5832

Ай бұрын

I bet he used ao3 like the big kids

@emptycinema

Ай бұрын

Okay but what kind of( that's the interesting part

@crustyballs17

Ай бұрын

​@@catbread5832 the fact i have an ao3 account haunts me nearly every single day

"i was watching porn on facebook at 11" that explains so much

the fact that he didn’t understand what they meant by “epically” is sending me😭😭

@Maanillu

Ай бұрын

shawn isn't epical enough 😔😔

"I'll scream until you come" HELP

"I TOLD YOU BOB (bob is my imaginary friend)" that's literature right there

Already uncomfortable 30 seconds in and my fight or flight response has been activated. 10/10

@shawnmccomb

Ай бұрын

yayyy😌💖

"shawn dropped a new video!" i say in shock while muttering profanities

@llennzo

Ай бұрын

BYE LMAOAOAO

Watching people who were previously not acquainted with wattpad get traumatized by it has got to be my favorite genre of content.

I wish they'd cast him for willy wonka he has that like camp potential and also that intellectual grandiosity like that enigmatic quality plus the silliness

@shawnmccomb

Ай бұрын

and the years of gymnastics means I can do a really good somersault

@angelicart.6

Ай бұрын

@@shawnmccombgirl teach me please I’d love to do a somersault

@Nothereforit174

Ай бұрын

Willy had slaves and some problems with depictions of little people so....and he was a real bummer in the end tbh

@womananimalartist5676

Ай бұрын

Ok but hear me out- does he know how to somersault

“IM LOVING THE SCHIZOPHRENIC REPRESENTATION” shawn oh my god

"who is liam" got me howling

I’ve been on wattpad since 2015, back when you didn’t need to pay coins to read chapters, and there was A LOT of fanfiction around one direction kidnapping ocs let me tell you 😭😭😭😭 That being said, I miss when it was just a place to write and read other people’s work, some people on that app were some of the best writers of I’ve ever been introduced to.

@shawnmccomb

Ай бұрын

here is the very deserved only purple heart you’ll ever receive:💜 thank you for your service 🫡

@angelicart.6

Ай бұрын

@@shawnmccombI love purple

@Z5Z5Z5

Ай бұрын

I was also on wattpad in 2015. I have not been on since. Thats so stupid you have to pay now.

@K33TOPTRIS

Ай бұрын

​@@Z5Z5Z5 you dont have to pay for most of the stories tho

shawn's british accent for Louis sounds like a horrid henry character to me😭

@cosmari245

Ай бұрын

Help I had to pause the video, the accent for niall was funny too jdakjajk

NOT SHAWN MAKING HIS BDAY 9/11😭😭😭

@shawnmccomb

Ай бұрын

🫣

@Max-rn7st

Ай бұрын

not my birthday actually being 9/11 😭😭😔😔

@tomonewi

Ай бұрын

​@@Max-rn7stAyo- what year??

@neeltjeschmidt

Ай бұрын

@@Max-rn7stmy stepsister was born on 9/11, including the year. My stepdad tells me that after his ex wife gave birth to her and the mom was recovering, they turned on the TV to see the event all over the news

it's the fact that 'epically' is one of the few words they did spell correctly and he didn't understand at all 😆

war flashbacks as soon as I remembered the imaginary friend trope

@BringMeTheChildren

Ай бұрын

That was a trope??? 😭😭😭

one direction in the thumbnail was a jump scare

@shawnmccomb

Ай бұрын

im so sorry did they kidnap you too? :(

now this is revolutionary

@shawnmccomb

Ай бұрын

1776😤🏳️‍🌈

@tomonewi

Ай бұрын

​@@shawnmccombYorktown.

I'm scared, Directioners are scarier than Shrek swampers

@Z5Z5Z5

Ай бұрын

wait until you see kpop wattpad from 2015

@fara2321

Ай бұрын

🫢I might have some PTSD

wake up babe new shawn video just dropped

@shawnmccomb

Ай бұрын

it’s past 10AM… get up! 😑😡😂

@365_PARTYBOY

Ай бұрын

@@shawnmccomb mama i have RISEN

@tr-st_me_bro

Ай бұрын

@@365_PARTYBOY “MAMA” IM CACKLDIDNG

"in 2012 I was fuckinggg worried about the end of the world" is SOOO real for all the late 90's to early 2k's kids WORLDWIDE PTSD frrr!

"apply for the job you want, not the one that you're qualified for, we accept the love we think we deserve" -shawn mccomb 2024

omg!!! you share a birthday with the day my grandma died from a stroke!! that so cute!! 🥰

@shawnmccomb

Ай бұрын

okay reincarnation u betta werk🤣💋👻

I need a part two pleeeeeease. The story is giving me war flashbacks

U telling me ur sense of humour is original and not effected by the wattpad comment section ?... quite scary more than impressive.

PLEASE make this a series. It’s epically

When shawn got close to his window I realized how comically large his blinds are, like he lives in a little tikes house

@cchelsea.y1

Ай бұрын

the blinds are normal sized he is just really really small and petite

@AmbassadorKat

Ай бұрын

I wondered why the perspective seemed so off

Please do the rest of this story, this is the hardest I've laughed in so long

This will be talked about in history books I fear

please never die shawn, i really love you.

The "VOTE! COMMENT! FAN!" in the descriptions of this video 💀💀💀

shawn being so genuinely perplexed about the word "epically" sent me

mama kudos for reading these... for uploading

you gotta read my immortal

will VOTE! COMMENT! FAN! for a part 2

welcome to 13 year old me’s reading list

@Z5Z5Z5

Ай бұрын

me at 14 but BTS ff

Wattpad and wattpad writers scare me 🫣

@shawnmccomb

Ай бұрын

I just wanna pick their brain

YES WE WANT THE REST IMMEDIATELYYYYY

Shawn is like everyone’s unhinged uncle who’s really close to our age

sometimes i feel ashamed when i watch one of your videos in public, i love u keep it up ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

I SUBSCRIBED IMMEDIATELY IN THE FIRST MINUTE as a long-time directioner, the accents and impressions GOT ME WHEEZING

I loved being a little freak in my room reading one direction fan fiction when I was 12

This is an inspiration. Write like nobody's reading.

Shawn you don't even have to ask. I need the rest of the chapters and your reenactment. Do it for Bob.

it was only a matter of time

that intro was literally terrifying for somebody who just woke up. never stop king! 😊

Please post a part two this was hilarious 🤣

When Shawn makes a wattpad video you know that it’ll be crazy.😂

will i get traumatized by this video? yes. will i watch it anyway? yes.

thank you shawn i honestly would love to experience the early to mid 2010s RPF lit through the eyes of a grown canadian man in 2024 like it's the first time

PLSSSS I NEED TO SEE THE RESTTTT

i feel like my country (brazil) equivalent of the kidnapped by one direction fanfictions would be the "i got hit by a bts member car" and "kidnapped by one of bts members...but they are a mafia boss for some reason"

the utter confusion from Shawn trying to read this fanfiction is wonderful

Shawn not understanding that the word was "epically" as in epic, i'm gonna screaM lmao. also not you actually sounding like louis.

Shawn re-enacting the scenes😭😭

i need to see the rest pls like this is THEEEE asylum where they raised me

had to pause my reading once i read one direction in the title

@catladyabby

Ай бұрын

used to read 1D imagines on tumblr to go to sleep back in my day

I have the attention span of a fish and I was HOOKED. pls as a one direction + Shawn fan I am on my knees BEGGING for a part 2. I will DIE PLS PART TWO

YESS THIS WAS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THANK YOU!!!

The dry hand claps and aggressive smiling is such a crazy intro Shawn 😂

finally, I've been waiting for this..

helpp this immediately became one of my fave videos from your channel 😭 i’m so seated for part two!!

I was ready for this .

Please do more of these oh my god seeing you navigate Wattpad made my week this is absolutely wild

this is my favourite kind of video you do 😭

SHAWN WE NEED A PART 2!!!

this is your funniest video so far i think thank u for this 🧘‍♀️

pleaaase post the rest this is so funny ur reactions r killing me

I need a part 2!!!

yes please post a part 2!!

We 100% need a series of this!

You need to make a part two this is hilarious😭

PLEASE release the rest i was giggling and kicking my tootsies this entire video 🙏

Please make this a series. I am BEGGING

Your accent indeed had me the blushing 😌 But please do make this a series!

I’m crying no way she spelt San Diego wrong😭😭

U should definitely do a series I love when u read goofy stories like these ❤

You make me giggle and wiggle my toes with joy. Thank you, Shawn for being so you

This NEEDS to be a series

Your intros are so iconic

we NEED more of this

pleaseeeee make a part 2 omg this was hilarious

it’s like you knew i was about to eat my dinner and needed something to watch

I desperately need a series !

OMGG PLSSS i would love more of these!

shawn i need to see the rest im cackling

I NEED MORE OF THIS, PLEASE

please upload the rest it’s soo funny 🤣 ❤

PLEASE WE NEED TO SEE THE REST

I NEED A PART 2 BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER READ THID MYSELF BUT WATCHING SOMEONE READ THIS IS LIKE 10 TIMES MORE ENJORABLE.

PLEASEE make this a series 😖😖

Pleaaaaase continue , I laughed so much in this video as I didn’t in a long time 😭😭😭

I absolutely need more of this

This video is so good. Now i need shawn to read more fanfics

Definitely want a series!!

Pleaseeee post the rest cuz this was sooooo funny

obviously we want to see the rest!!!!!!! loved this video sm thx king LMAO

I need a part two like genuinely

this video made me so very sad in such a shawn way... I love this channel 😃💜