I Ranked Every Magic the Gathering Character on Friendability | Spice 8 Rack

With thousands of existing Magic the Gathering characters and dozens being added every other week at this point, I answer the important question of who amongst them would be THE best friend?
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  • @Thesaurus_Rex
    @Thesaurus_Rex4 жыл бұрын

    I like how Jin-Gitaxias managed to get through the "too transcendent" category, the "holier than thou" category, and the "morally bankrupt" category, but couldn't make it through "just nasty".

  • @insertnamehere9975

    @insertnamehere9975

    Жыл бұрын

    I would love to hug jin-Gitaxias he is adorable.

  • @WoodenSwordFighter

    @WoodenSwordFighter

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@insertnamehere9975 he'd love to hug you too with his big spidery claw fingers

  • @insertnamehere9975

    @insertnamehere9975

    Жыл бұрын

    @@WoodenSwordFighter exactly… adorable.

  • @scienceguy1165

    @scienceguy1165

    10 ай бұрын

    And zacama got booted on the basis of a title

  • @Chocolate83Bunny

    @Chocolate83Bunny

    10 ай бұрын

    No respect for grandpa nekhusar either :( no hugs for zombie wizard

  • @ChannelFireball
    @ChannelFireball4 жыл бұрын

    Wait what.

  • @Spice8Rack

    @Spice8Rack

    4 жыл бұрын

    ChannelFireball please just roll with it guys, I need this.

  • @davenvideosxd

    @davenvideosxd

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ye

  • @BarginsGalore

    @BarginsGalore

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not one ioda

  • @viviblue7277

    @viviblue7277

    3 жыл бұрын

    This makes the joke so much better.

  • @Case2_0

    @Case2_0

    3 жыл бұрын

    How does this only have 4 replies

  • @andyspendlove1019
    @andyspendlove10194 жыл бұрын

    "You can bring wine, you can bring shots, but you cannot bring rhinos to my house. Too much party." --text of a Spice 8 Rack shirt that I absolutely would buy

  • @timmyda1st191

    @timmyda1st191

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @TheLangenator
    @TheLangenator4 жыл бұрын

    Thraximundar: too much party Everyone knows the saying “paint the town red,” but when your name literally means “he who paints the earth red” that might be a *_bit_* too much

  • @Spice8Rack

    @Spice8Rack

    4 жыл бұрын

    This was *literally* the reason I put him there!

  • @Shyruni
    @Shyruni4 жыл бұрын

    How DARE you not pick Slobad!? HE DIED FOR OUR SINS.

  • @papanurgle8393

    @papanurgle8393

    4 жыл бұрын

    When you think about it‚ he also died for the glory of Phyrexia.

  • @lilithhenderson

    @lilithhenderson

    4 жыл бұрын

    Does that not make you one of the useless things he had to sacrifice himself for, if so does that not take away any right you have to call him a friend

  • @stephenlong9806

    @stephenlong9806

    4 жыл бұрын

    Didn't he say they had to be alive at the beginning of the video?

  • @papanurgle8393

    @papanurgle8393

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@stephenlong9806 No‚ he said he'd count everyone as alive for the purposes of the vid.

  • @lyricbent6583

    @lyricbent6583

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lilithhenderson Sir. Your name. I don't have anything in particular to say about it, I just wanted to draw attention to it for a moment.

  • @123silverslash
    @123silverslash4 жыл бұрын

    There should have been a category for "Absolute Snack but not much else" with Ravos, Marisi, and Bruse Tarl.

  • @EvanFarshadow

    @EvanFarshadow

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @awe_re_ah7107

    @awe_re_ah7107

    4 жыл бұрын

    This

  • @alexmiller4142

    @alexmiller4142

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about joven

  • @redmadhatter03

    @redmadhatter03

    4 жыл бұрын

    In the planeswalker video this would be Ral Zarek who just radiates gay fuckboy energy

  • @jakeheck2039

    @jakeheck2039

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tasigur? More like dat assigur, amirite?

  • @Snailing_Suika
    @Snailing_Suika4 жыл бұрын

    Champion of the Parish "I stand for every cobbler, tanner, and fool in this town-and they stand for me." seems like a real bro.

  • @emilysmith2965

    @emilysmith2965

    Жыл бұрын

    Not a legendary creature which was part of the original criteria

  • @TheMadwomen

    @TheMadwomen

    11 ай бұрын

    Yeah! Wonder what he's up to nowada- "Champion of the Perished *He rose from the graf for every cobbler, tanner, and fool who'd been slaughtered in the parish-and they rose and shambled after him."* ... Oh.

  • @BuddyIsGarbage

    @BuddyIsGarbage

    9 ай бұрын

    @@TheMadwomenRIP my boy

  • @sgtfeelgood9229
    @sgtfeelgood92294 жыл бұрын

    Yawgmoth is the best friend you could ever ask for. He literally Compleats you❤

  • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena

    @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena

    Жыл бұрын

    But Spice is Yawgmoth so he kinda can't rate himself

  • @somebodyunimportant243
    @somebodyunimportant2434 жыл бұрын

    Video idea. Traveling through the planes on a budget

  • @xpeterx

    @xpeterx

    4 жыл бұрын

    so dack fayden's life story?

  • @kobyhaigerty3157

    @kobyhaigerty3157

    4 жыл бұрын

    Interplanar EcoTourism

  • @tsuutsumi

    @tsuutsumi

    4 жыл бұрын

    YEEES

  • @ssalamander2134

    @ssalamander2134

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@xpeterx bags

  • @Kerrmunism

    @Kerrmunism

    4 жыл бұрын

    somebody unimportant Well, you just have to be sure to keep a towel on you. That way anybody who'd discover you or your journey would assume that you simply "lost" your other equipment, and thus will provide you with things such as food, water, a blanket... _ok we're done here_

  • @DietrichMischke
    @DietrichMischke4 жыл бұрын

    So now obviously your next video is a 2 hour long powerpoint on why YOU are worthy of being Roffelos friend

  • @Spice8Rack

    @Spice8Rack

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dietrich Mischke why did this make me start to sweat?

  • @josefnagy4075

    @josefnagy4075

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Spice8Rack Throw on some plastic ears and you could pass for an elf easily, so I think you're good :)

  • @Scud422

    @Scud422

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@josefnagy4075 He would also have to shave his beard though, and as a fellow beard haver, I know that's a big ask.

  • @josefnagy4075

    @josefnagy4075

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Scud422 Hmmm...perhaps he shouldve considered Balthor the Stout then, he's a man who clearly has some beard-grooming tips

  • @killerkirby366

    @killerkirby366

    4 жыл бұрын

    Josef Nagy or he could have choosen slobad the best planswalker

  • @silentwatcher5134
    @silentwatcher51344 жыл бұрын

    Canonically speaking, Slimefoot is actually a pretty cool dude. Not the brightest, but very sincere. Also very protective.

  • @Marotrage
    @Marotrage4 жыл бұрын

    I wanted Squee to be an option... QnQ Yes he is immortal, but he's a jolly little lad who still carries his 300 or so year old toy around! Imagine the conversations to be had! :D

  • @schonlingg.wunderbar2985
    @schonlingg.wunderbar29854 жыл бұрын

    17:45 "Nobody who sits on a chair like this is fun." -awkwardly changing my position-

  • @Spice8Rack

    @Spice8Rack

    4 жыл бұрын

    Schönling G. Wunderbar 🤫

  • @5ManaAndADream

    @5ManaAndADream

    4 жыл бұрын

    assuming the curve is your spine. I'm safe, well below the curve. :)

  • @Zac_Craig-Claveau

    @Zac_Craig-Claveau

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did you really call yourself Beautiful-(Not sure what -ling means) G. Wonderful. Seems like your a bit full of yourself. ; )

  • @roguepsykerhaaker4813

    @roguepsykerhaaker4813

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Zac_Craig-Claveau seems to me that his parents were too full of him

  • @gammarayrjs

    @gammarayrjs

    3 жыл бұрын

    i didn't even shift, i just owned it he's just right

  • @jozzyalthefool9273
    @jozzyalthefool92734 жыл бұрын

    Jhoira is indeed conscious that she's immortal, but Squee just says: "Fuck it! I don't care if you die eventualy and I don't, at least we had fun together and at least I'll get to keep your stuff when you die."

  • @raven6717
    @raven67174 жыл бұрын

    Proud of my girl Elesh for making it 'till 18 minutes in. Was so fun cheering for her every time she didn't appear in the lists!

  • @DatBrasss
    @DatBrasss4 жыл бұрын

    You should make this video, but for planeswalkers, since you excluded them. Ajani is Friend-Shaped.

  • @roguepsykerhaaker4813

    @roguepsykerhaaker4813

    3 жыл бұрын

    But serra tho, she's nice. Actually can I just hang out with Ajani, Elseth and Serra? That'd be nice

  • @mcbiscuits8015

    @mcbiscuits8015

    Жыл бұрын

    Uh oh

  • @atamakita

    @atamakita

    10 ай бұрын

    Slobad ends up winning by technicality to make up for this video

  • @Indy-the-soup

    @Indy-the-soup

    10 ай бұрын

    Tamiyo was friendshaped

  • @DoABarrelRol1l

    @DoABarrelRol1l

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Indy-the-soup true she was my favorite. Always had the best gossip in her journal.

  • @radicard5193
    @radicard51934 жыл бұрын

    I'm surprised that anyone with Deathtouch isn't automatically in the "Bad Hugs" category HAHAHA

  • @derekwalter4238

    @derekwalter4238

    4 жыл бұрын

    Deathtouch doesn't effect planeswalkers, and as players we are planeswalker 😎

  • @Thorn99855

    @Thorn99855

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@derekwalter4238 Unless it's Vraska's brand of deathtouch. Then you better watch yourself :)

  • @derekwalter4238

    @derekwalter4238

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Thorn99855 vraska can deathtouch me any day

  • @Gabiround

    @Gabiround

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@derekwalter4238 lol

  • @charybdis1618033

    @charybdis1618033

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Story Giglio Ok, Jace...

  • @jozzyalthefool9273
    @jozzyalthefool92734 жыл бұрын

    As soon as he said: "Too much party people", I knew me and the boys from The Cult are out.

  • @hakandeveci1818

    @hakandeveci1818

    4 жыл бұрын

    "If your ears bleed, it's a party. If your eyes bleed, it's a Rakdos party." - Cry of the Carnarium

  • @dophdopherson1946

    @dophdopherson1946

    4 жыл бұрын

    He also left out Alesha! Whom we stan! She's not too much party, she's just rad as hell.

  • @eisgnom7383

    @eisgnom7383

    4 жыл бұрын

    no party like a rakdos party

  • @fifthcanuck1128

    @fifthcanuck1128

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is blatant (insert apt guild for the spice boi here) preference. So what if our parties involve murder? That just makes it more fun!

  • @fifthcanuck1128

    @fifthcanuck1128

    4 жыл бұрын

    Doph Dopherson ah yes, the first trans mtg character

  • @LuckyTheUnluckyCat
    @LuckyTheUnluckyCat4 жыл бұрын

    Its just a sPoOkY BoAt- Spice 8 Rack, 2019.

  • @Vardaris
    @Vardaris4 жыл бұрын

    Even his name 'Rofellos' in greek means literally "He who tends to be friendly" lol

  • @uglyaniimals

    @uglyaniimals

    8 ай бұрын

    awww :,)

  • @davidmink370
    @davidmink3704 жыл бұрын

    The fact that you ranked Gonti highly and disqualified Yahenni is a travesty. Yahenni is a party animal yes, but can have a nice meaningful conversation and their pov was the best part of the kaladesh story.

  • @Spice8Rack

    @Spice8Rack

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is all true, but they WON'T stop calling everyone "Darling" and WOW that's annoying

  • @davidmink370

    @davidmink370

    4 жыл бұрын

    Spice 8 Rack ok yeah that’s super fair. Hopefully they’d stop after realizing it made you uncomfortable.

  • @timhodes2685

    @timhodes2685

    4 жыл бұрын

    thats probably because Yahenni has a too short lifetime. When Yahenni was born from the aether in Kaladesh yahenni got like 4 years of living, thats what you would get max from the friendship, IF she didnt drain living beings to get only about 6-10 days, killing them and causing extrodinairy pain to Yahenni and the 'victim' and they wouldnt really do it because their death is so 'important' to their life. Yes, Gonti is an aetherborn but he has an aether heart wich will make him last at least longer then Yahenni without killing living beings And would, probably, be doing crime rather than die.

  • @omnom926
    @omnom9264 жыл бұрын

    Worth mentioning that Emrakul always cheats in chess when she's losing, and has a bad habit of taking your property and turning them into eldritch horrors.

  • @AceTrace75
    @AceTrace754 жыл бұрын

    Tajic In “too much party”? He is quoted as saying that the “cult of rakdos is a threat” or something. Wouldn’t he be in “not enough party”?

  • @Spice8Rack

    @Spice8Rack

    4 жыл бұрын

    His sword is too extra for someone who's "Not Enough Party"

  • @roguepsykerhaaker4813

    @roguepsykerhaaker4813

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Spice8Rack in my experience most people who own swords don't get enough party

  • @Chaosism

    @Chaosism

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@roguepsykerhaaker4813 This is too true. I own like 20 swords and I've never even been to a party. Ouch....

  • @roguepsykerhaaker4813

    @roguepsykerhaaker4813

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Chaosism I own one sword and I've been to like 4 parties so...

  • @daltoncannon1947
    @daltoncannon19474 жыл бұрын

    "No one who sits in a chair like that, is fun." Me sitting in my chair like that watching the video: :'(

  • @gao4605
    @gao46054 жыл бұрын

    Niv Mizzet is just a pseudo-immortal rick and morty fan. Oh and one other thing. Leonin Arbiter is cat jesus.

  • @joshwhitmire5753

    @joshwhitmire5753

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gao I only liked this comment because it was on 68....

  • @DatBrasss

    @DatBrasss

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for ruining Niv-Mizzet for me

  • @bbqseitan7106

    @bbqseitan7106

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Then Jace turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen!”

  • @diamondmetal3062

    @diamondmetal3062

    4 жыл бұрын

    I always thought he was a pseudo-immortal draconic Rick sans planeswalking technology.

  • @collinbeal

    @collinbeal

    Жыл бұрын

    Niv-Mizzet crying and rolling around on the floor in a McDonalds lobby because they ran out of Szechuan sauce

  • @shideon
    @shideon4 жыл бұрын

    Does Emerkul spill the tea? Will Spice 8 Rack aka Hot Ate Rock ever find an outfit that he doesnt look good in? Find out this week in "Spicy Tales to tell your bored 'Friends'"

  • @ericmilligan6603
    @ericmilligan66034 жыл бұрын

    Kari Zev (along with the other characters that have pets) are like those people you don't really like but just hang out with so you can play with their pets. Kari, I don't care about how many ships you stole this week I just wanna play with Ragavan!

  • @camgossett754
    @camgossett7544 жыл бұрын

    Karn because he has his memory erased but finds a way to remember his best friend

  • @Spice8Rack
    @Spice8Rack4 жыл бұрын

    The comments section may contain spoilers. Enter at your peril! Also: I wasn't up to date on my Kaladesh lore and I completely didn't realise that Aetherborn are genderless people. I repeatedly referred to Gonti as a "He" and I apologise for that.

  • @FrozenSpector

    @FrozenSpector

    4 жыл бұрын

    Spice 8 Rack Could we get back to the lore and less gimmicky videos please? Subbed for some of the more rare stories in the game new players haven’t heard yet coupled with your sense of humor. For example, I’d like to see a full telling of the Odyssey storyline. Since no one else out there has done this well or in detail yet, you could do several videos on this alone; story as a whole, one video on each individual character (talk about “The First” and how his name is a literal key secret to the story), how the mechanics play into the storytelling “graveyard matters” theme for the first time, etc. There’s plenty of content right up your alley that is more relevant to the game while still giving room for your presentation and creativity.

  • @TheShinyFeraligatr

    @TheShinyFeraligatr

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@FrozenSpector There's always Multiverse In Review.

  • @zeroeleven6551

    @zeroeleven6551

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wish I could catch it live but unfortunately timezones don't work out that way, will watch when I can, stay spicy.

  • @firetarrasque4667

    @firetarrasque4667

    4 жыл бұрын

    Spice Daddy

  • @altromonte15

    @altromonte15

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm fairly sure Gonti is just John Gotti in a costume pretending to be an aetherborn

  • @Skullgrin.
    @Skullgrin.4 жыл бұрын

    RURIC THAR NOT IN TOP 11? BUT RURIC THAR FUN FOR WHOLE FAMILY!

  • @COZwei.
    @COZwei.4 жыл бұрын

    "Hey Guys nice to hang out with you at this Pub. Let me introduce you to Urgoros, the empty one." Yep that sounds like me getting introduced

  • @marcuslyles7625
    @marcuslyles76254 жыл бұрын

    Realizing my favorite Magic character - Vannifar would probably be a bad friend, because she keeps stealing my pets and fusing them together

  • @paigeepler

    @paigeepler

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm a biomedical engineer. Vannifar would be my #1 best friend pick in the multiverse.

  • @marcuslyles7625

    @marcuslyles7625

    Жыл бұрын

    @@paigeepler lol geneticist here, so honestly I might have beaten her to it

  • @Sportchestra
    @Sportchestra4 жыл бұрын

    Something that was critically overlooked: As the living embodiment of nature, think of how good Autumn Willow's weed would be.

  • @raidenjeskar2823

    @raidenjeskar2823

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is correct

  • @topthog
    @topthog4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah nah Yargle, glutton of urborg shoulda been number 1

  • @monpokenut

    @monpokenut

    4 жыл бұрын

    I had the exact same thought.

  • @Nr4747

    @Nr4747

    4 жыл бұрын

    True. Also: He's always ready to bargle (which could mean anything from partying to just hanging out, to teaching you about the wonders of Urborg or eating several boars or horses).

  • @rmk9892

    @rmk9892

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Nr4747 gargle the marble

  • @vario6492

    @vario6492

    4 жыл бұрын

    That tasty 9/3 for 5, how could you say no to that?

  • @big53mac38

    @big53mac38

    4 жыл бұрын

    Him and zetalpa are my best bois

  • @thecrazycapn
    @thecrazycapn4 жыл бұрын

    I upvoted after you spoke so highly of Commodore Guff.

  • @reubenblake2038
    @reubenblake20384 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the content. I hope you had fun making this. It’s a creative and entertaining project. Can’t wait for more!

  • @TheShinyFeraligatr
    @TheShinyFeraligatr4 жыл бұрын

    As long as True Name Nemesis is last on this list it will be good. Nobody likes True Name Nemesis.

  • @PM-ut6sy

    @PM-ut6sy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mattman324 if only the dick was legendary

  • @sky0kast0

    @sky0kast0

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's a legendary dick move though...

  • @theredhatgirl5539

    @theredhatgirl5539

    4 жыл бұрын

    You ever just gain control of a true name nemesis with protection from yourself?

  • @cd_sern2690

    @cd_sern2690

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@theredhatgirl5539 How do you gain control of True Name Nemesis if it has pro you? (EDIT) Oh wait, never mind, there's many ways to do that.

  • @rcarlson787
    @rcarlson7874 жыл бұрын

    The Miststalker vape joke. Top notch.

  • @Z4gle
    @Z4gle Жыл бұрын

    Squee can now be on this list and that just makes me happy.

  • @bellathor9804
    @bellathor98044 жыл бұрын

    I just found this channel and it’s answering everything I’ve ever wanted to know with MTG

  • @conansboy
    @conansboy4 жыл бұрын

    "Not particularly exciting" >Eliminates Hazoret You lost me man

  • @firestalker11

    @firestalker11

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same :\

  • @thoop6795

    @thoop6795

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean if you played standard back then, you know why.

  • @emilysmith2965

    @emilysmith2965

    Жыл бұрын

    Hazoret as a card is exciting. Hazoret as a CHARACTER is a pawn of Nicol Bolas. Also she had a really unfortunate name for the font they decided to use on Invocation cards that year. Hazoret the Pervert CANNOT come to my house.

  • @evanbradley8283
    @evanbradley82834 жыл бұрын

    Emrakul better be high up there, she seems like a real delight to be around when she isn't turning you into a bunch of arms with almost a face

  • @derpywoodoo

    @derpywoodoo

    4 жыл бұрын

    "almost a face" xD

  • @diamondmetal3062

    @diamondmetal3062

    4 жыл бұрын

    She’s apparently a sore loser, though. Jace played chess against her in a mental plane once, and when he gained the upper hand, she turned all her pieces into little soldiers that butchered all of Jace’s pieces. All while making the king look like Jace.

  • @firetarrasque4667

    @firetarrasque4667

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@diamondmetal3062 Thats really just the Planeswalker version of knocking over your opponents king when you're losing, it isn't that bad.

  • @diamondmetal3062

    @diamondmetal3062

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fire Tarrasque True, but that’s still basically table-flipping because your losing in addition to an implied death threat.

  • @silenceyoufear7127

    @silenceyoufear7127

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean emrakul would be the best friend, and that's not her mind control powers making me say that. I swear...

  • @Justanotherpazzy
    @Justanotherpazzy4 жыл бұрын

    Loving this channel, always worth the wait. Keep it spicy!

  • @charli-cuti
    @charli-cuti4 жыл бұрын

    Just got to meet you today at Magicfest Las Vegas. Didn't know who you were before hand but we had one of the most enjoyable games of commander I have had in a long time! It was great meeting you and glad I got to learn about your channel. This video is great and you have a personality that someone could get addicted too. Keep up the good work, good sir!

  • @lawfullyblind8403
    @lawfullyblind84034 жыл бұрын

    Ovia pashiri she's a revolutionary, she's an old lady who makes gifts and pets you don't have to feed, and yahenni gave her a race car at her death party which I don't have

  • @TheMaddestHatter234

    @TheMaddestHatter234

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thomas Perkins and she’s a lesbian! So, you know. That’s pretty neat. Science revolutionary lesbian grandma

  • @emilysmith2965

    @emilysmith2965

    Жыл бұрын

    aka Rhys the Rethemed

  • @NULLxFORxNONE
    @NULLxFORxNONE4 жыл бұрын

    I'm sad that Heptra wasn't a decent candidate since one of her gimmicks is telling bad jokes and puns and honestly um surprised u didn't relate more to that

  • @dicorockhimself

    @dicorockhimself

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too simular

  • @firetarrasque4667

    @firetarrasque4667

    4 жыл бұрын

    Spice HATES puns. Clearly you aren't deep enough into Spice lore

  • @emilysmith2965

    @emilysmith2965

    Жыл бұрын

    Fits in “bad hug” and “unfortunate name”

  • @chloecat720
    @chloecat72010 ай бұрын

    20:06 i keep coming back to watch this part over and over again, the delivery just cracks me up every time

  • @steveweiner7260
    @steveweiner72604 жыл бұрын

    Great content! I'm happy you got sponsored

  • @natebrown6304
    @natebrown63044 жыл бұрын

    Jazal Goldmane is MTG Mufasa change my mind.

  • @epluracas_orega
    @epluracas_orega4 жыл бұрын

    this fella should be hired by wizards. clever writing, great work!

  • @Spice8Rack

    @Spice8Rack

    4 жыл бұрын

    :3 You're far too kind

  • @KingTwelveSixteen
    @KingTwelveSixteen4 жыл бұрын

    23:00 Oh wow, that DEEPEST LORE about Hunding Gjornersen is AMAZING and hilarious!

  • @maraberlow3128
    @maraberlow31284 жыл бұрын

    I watched this video yesterday and ended up binge watching all your videos, such great content

  • @EvanFarshadow
    @EvanFarshadow4 жыл бұрын

    Have you SEEN the alternate art for Etrata the Silencer? She does FABULOUSLY at parties

  • @matshbocks

    @matshbocks

    4 жыл бұрын

    i know, such class.. Idk if i could handle the nocturnal and mind control though.

  • @LinkEX

    @LinkEX

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@matshbocks Aren't these both things you'll commonly have to struggle with at parties anyways? Just proves she's the life of the party, eh?

  • @jigley9higley
    @jigley9higley4 жыл бұрын

    Future video idea: How to Survive the Wildest Planes of the Multiverse: a Camping Guide

  • @Spice8Rack

    @Spice8Rack

    4 жыл бұрын

    J-Hig This is a rad idea

  • @mr.nutcracker8957

    @mr.nutcracker8957

    3 жыл бұрын

    How to survive Innistrad: Just get a spark and get the hell out of there, there is nothing good to be found on Innistrad, the plane itself doesn't like you, give up

  • @unclerobbieslug
    @unclerobbieslug4 жыл бұрын

    I am impressed with how much work you put into this, great job. I agree with your decision based on your in-depth research. Good work, keep it up!

  • @brodiemorgan7724
    @brodiemorgan77244 жыл бұрын

    glad to see you coming up

  • @Nobody-zl3kk
    @Nobody-zl3kk4 жыл бұрын

    This has nothing to do with the video but since this is the only mtg channel willing to make a 33 minutes long video on goblins i'm saying it anyways We need: - a video for each other tribe that represents a color A.K.A merfolk, elves and zombies (i think humans aren't that representative of white) - a video that serves as a multi planar travel guide P.s. keep up with the quality, love this channel

  • @Spice8Rack

    @Spice8Rack

    4 жыл бұрын

    All good ideas ;) Thanks so much for the compliment

  • @TheShinyFeraligatr

    @TheShinyFeraligatr

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Don’t go to any of these places or you will die horribly. Kaladesh is cool though. You will probably not die there.”

  • @danshesafighterholdhertigh609

    @danshesafighterholdhertigh609

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zombies and vampires share that duty for black

  • @5ManaAndADream

    @5ManaAndADream

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheShinyFeraligatr dominaria is sometimes good too.

  • @christiangarza8122

    @christiangarza8122

    4 жыл бұрын

    will grant Ravnica is decent as long as you stay to the main streets and leave at first sight of trouble I.e. any of the guilds running and shouting

  • @Intelligent_Turtle
    @Intelligent_Turtle4 жыл бұрын

    Please, if someone got introduced to me as "Tymaret, the Murder King", I'd instantly regard them as badass

  • @ashadeofnight
    @ashadeofnight4 жыл бұрын

    Love this video so much I watch it once every few weeks

  • @WereInHell
    @WereInHell4 жыл бұрын

    This is the best channel I didn't know I needed

  • @yarrun
    @yarrun4 жыл бұрын

    Spice: How do you not realize that you were raising Rasmus Clayface?! George Joestar I: Eh, it happens.

  • @coolguy-di1pq

    @coolguy-di1pq

    4 жыл бұрын

    This a mf JoJo reference

  • @ANTREU96
    @ANTREU964 жыл бұрын

    Not to be that guy but when is "Man shouts at book" Part 2?

  • @Spice8Rack

    @Spice8Rack

    4 жыл бұрын

    It'll be out after this video! I'm aiming to release a big video for each supplemental video nestled between them

  • @ANTREU96

    @ANTREU96

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Spice8Rack wow thank you for the response. You rock, btw

  • @Perceval_Robin
    @Perceval_Robin4 жыл бұрын

    This is funny, well written & well timed. I'm ready to ear your fun take about any subject.

  • @morlockmaster109
    @morlockmaster1094 жыл бұрын

    I think you are woefully underestimating the friendability of Cromium. Dude is a traveler, a trickster, a friend to all and has some crazy interesting facts to share. Plus, he's one of the only characters who you can both ride to work on and also invite inside to watch TV with. 10/10 would get matching friendship tattoos.

  • @megadog9305
    @megadog93054 жыл бұрын

    *Last category gets rid of Depala, Jori En, and Tiana* First of all, how dare you.

  • @moocowpong1
    @moocowpong14 жыл бұрын

    Hey, Bruse Tarl has Partner. That means you know he's fun to hang out with!

  • @FestorFreak
    @FestorFreak4 жыл бұрын

    Your editing and presentation is fantastic. I love your style of comedy. Looking forward to more.

  • @theblaqknight
    @theblaqknight4 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on the sponsorship! Keep up the great content. Thanks for the entertainment and lore education.

  • @johnmichaelbushman
    @johnmichaelbushman4 жыл бұрын

    This isn't the Mill vs. Discard video you promised but I'll take it! 😂😂😂😂

  • @emilysmith2965

    @emilysmith2965

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s out now, in 2023. Go watch it

  • @johnmichaelbushman

    @johnmichaelbushman

    Жыл бұрын

    Already did. It was 👌👌👌👌👌

  • @lilithhenderson
    @lilithhenderson4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, vids great, it's been a while so I don't know if you remember but you wished me well on my exams, so I thought I'd let you know that I passed them all, love you and your content

  • @Spice8Rack

    @Spice8Rack

    4 жыл бұрын

    Liliana, Yuri Waifu of Murder DeathDeath I DO REMEMBER HOLY HELL WELL DONE!!!!! Proud of you!

  • @lilithhenderson

    @lilithhenderson

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Spice8Rack thank you so mich, that makes me so happy

  • @MiguelRodriguez-rp9zd
    @MiguelRodriguez-rp9zd4 жыл бұрын

    I honestly believe you are a comedic genius, S8R. Your videos make life a bit more bearable. Keep the awesomeness up!

  • @jonaszjuszczynski863
    @jonaszjuszczynski8634 жыл бұрын

    So happy you got sponsored and that your video quality and rate is so on fire

  • @bt6616
    @bt66164 жыл бұрын

    Merieke Ri Berit: Because when I bring her out to a commander party, everyone goes home.

  • @brendaneichler5244

    @brendaneichler5244

    4 жыл бұрын

    Really? I've got a Merieke Ri Berit deck and she is constantly getting killed before doing anything. What's your secret tech?

  • @1gochisox
    @1gochisox4 жыл бұрын

    This is by far the single best Mtg video in history, it also is going to be how I make my next edh deck the cool friend deck

  • @shinylapras7710
    @shinylapras77104 жыл бұрын

    I'm still waiting for a "I Ranked Every Magic the Gathering Planeswalker on Friendability"

  • @SheninZanewa
    @SheninZanewa4 жыл бұрын

    This whole video was completely absurd. And I loved it!

  • @sadboihours4083
    @sadboihours40834 жыл бұрын

    For me, it's yahenni, no questions asked. ❤

  • @thewildmage36

    @thewildmage36

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think yahenni or slobad

  • @Prettyflyblindguy

    @Prettyflyblindguy

    4 жыл бұрын

    where was yahenni in the list

  • @sadboihours4083

    @sadboihours4083

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Prettyflyblindguy I don't know if yahenni was on it, but my god they're the best cinnamon roll in the multiverse.❤

  • @danshesafighterholdhertigh609

    @danshesafighterholdhertigh609

    4 жыл бұрын

    Julian Medina They were put in the "morally questionable" category and I'm not really sure why

  • @sadboihours4083

    @sadboihours4083

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@danshesafighterholdhertigh609 Maybe for the whole life-sucking aspect? But that was used out of reluctance and only temporarily to help people in danger, soooo idk.

  • @Starbird1022
    @Starbird10224 жыл бұрын

    Also, sad you can't make a commander deck around the best "best friend" in Magic. #UnbanRofellos #ActuallyWait #NoDont #HeBroken

  • @senpaipugs

    @senpaipugs

    4 жыл бұрын

    Which is why you make one about the runner up, like i did, because everyone loves the yuriko player...

  • @Starbird1022

    @Starbird1022

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@senpaipugs They sure do. I know from experience

  • @ben.shields

    @ben.shields

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@senpaipugs is that tongue in cheek? Why do they love the Yuriko player? Genuinely curious

  • @ben.shields

    @ben.shields

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Ceracio Really? What do people identify as problematic about Yuriko? I ask because I only play cEDH and I'm currently exploring combo-less brews. A full stax / control build looks like she'll have resiliency and inevitability while operating on an axis that other cEDH decks struggle to answer.

  • @ben.shields

    @ben.shields

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Ceracio Awesome! She looks even harder to answer in cEDH. Most decks run 0-2 board wipes and very little creature removal. And her ninjutsu won't be countered.

  • @redundancycheck
    @redundancycheck4 жыл бұрын

    I love this. I love you. Truly, it takes a man of class to be a goblin connoisseur. Cheers to you, you sound like you would fit in in one of those BBC gameshows that have comedians as guests

  • @williamrapp6676
    @williamrapp66763 жыл бұрын

    I never realized that skeleton ships art contained skeletons flying on turtles and ive got to say I really want one as a tattoo tbh.

  • @kyleclark638
    @kyleclark6384 жыл бұрын

    Gee I wonder what makes you think Kiki-Jiki, MIRROR BREAKER has too much party.

  • @tonionitoklan4872
    @tonionitoklan48724 жыл бұрын

    I like that Kozilek isn’t on the list of things that will eat you

  • @kyubbiman2255
    @kyubbiman22554 жыл бұрын

    You put way too much thought into this and I love you for it.

  • @arsteel2388
    @arsteel23884 жыл бұрын

    I love your points on Slobad. This is such a great channel

  • @kalalabrogues8966
    @kalalabrogues89664 жыл бұрын

    Damn, I was counting on Emmara! She would be super chill and ultra compatible with any situation.

  • @emilysmith2965

    @emilysmith2965

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah but every time you try to tell her a secret, one of her followers randomly shows up. No privacy!

  • @bray7934
    @bray79344 жыл бұрын

    Rofellos was really happy before, and he’s our best friend now. And he’s now happy again.

  • @coolguy-di1pq

    @coolguy-di1pq

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jund em out

  • @stormcountmtg4183
    @stormcountmtg418310 ай бұрын

    21:07 technically, morophon could give whatever hugs he wanted to.

  • @ElementOfSmash
    @ElementOfSmash2 жыл бұрын

    I love the video. Truly I do. But what I appreciate most is the Aesop Rock soundbite at about 33:00. Truly a man of culture I see.

  • @firetarrasque4667
    @firetarrasque46674 жыл бұрын

    You are my favorite KZreadr I don't even play Magic, flavor is as far in as I go. Your channel is just this good.

  • @Spice8Rack

    @Spice8Rack

    4 жыл бұрын

    AAH! Thank you! That's a lovely thing to say

  • @quintoncrewell8351
    @quintoncrewell83514 жыл бұрын

    i would've personally picked Emrakual.

  • @emilysmith3594

    @emilysmith3594

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure she’d be pissed that you can’t spell her name.

  • @Nnaron

    @Nnaron

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@emilysmith3594 Nah, I reckon she'd be Emrakul with it

  • @ProtagonistOfficial
    @ProtagonistOfficial4 жыл бұрын

    Glad I was recommended this video, but annoyed that it took me this long to hear about this channel. Checked out some of your other vids and your easily one of the best content creators on this platform. Expect to see this channel blow up way past 35k.

  • @FantomMind
    @FantomMind4 жыл бұрын

    Morophon would give great hugs! You take that back!

  • @moomochi6290
    @moomochi62904 жыл бұрын

    BOY THAT'S THE MEGACORP SHOPPING THEME FROM RATCHET AND CLANK: GOING COMMANDO

  • @alexandercaedmonbranum8801
    @alexandercaedmonbranum88014 жыл бұрын

    There are 2 dog legendary creatures, they better be 1 and 2

  • @brian3634
    @brian36344 жыл бұрын

    I don't play Magic but I found you through your Cats review and was extremely pleasantly surprised to hear MF DOOM as the intro!

  • @francishwlee
    @francishwlee4 жыл бұрын

    I really wanted to know the friendability of planeswalkers :(

  • @rahuhe4102
    @rahuhe41024 жыл бұрын

    can we get a link to that spreadsheet? I'd love to look up characters I may have missed

  • @WCOBDisorder
    @WCOBDisorder4 жыл бұрын

    I'm so happy Yuriko got so high on the list. She is a real cool dude

  • @kahlerdude
    @kahlerdude4 жыл бұрын

    I know this is late, but I’m so happy you got sponsored by CFB. You’re stuff is great and I love the nail polish color 😊

  • @Thorn99855
    @Thorn998554 жыл бұрын

    I've always wanted a dragon friend but it would be nice to have one that you didn't have to hide all the time soooo... Chromium Rhuell. Elder dragons likely have lots of good stories and he has a history of both befriending and protecting humans as well as a number of long relationships. The unblockability and shapeshifting seem very fun and he can be a human on command so he can do regular humanoid things.