Anymore Mourinho quotes you want to see?

@therealyaseenusman

3 жыл бұрын

yh make a playlist

@therealyaseenusman

3 жыл бұрын

i sink im a special one

@keyuantejohnson6266

3 жыл бұрын

mourinho calling wenger a specialist in failure

@Anonymous-vm9bg

3 жыл бұрын

Do a compilation including like his Porto champions league run down the touch line and his inter Milan shushing the nou camp after the game

@sohambanerjee8759

3 жыл бұрын

I have more premier league titles than the other 19 managers combined!! Respect!! Respect!!

This isn’t retro. It’s a classic

@Monkey-.

3 жыл бұрын

I favourited before i even watched

@ismaeel2055

3 жыл бұрын

500 like

@rmc7367

3 жыл бұрын

That's part of what retro means, you idiot

@michael7571

3 жыл бұрын

@@rmc7367 😂😂😂

@Spidergwen2001

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

What's brilliant is that he's actually conveying exactly what he thinks, without saying something he could be fined or bollocked for.

@vitorzinho10

3 жыл бұрын

This is gold comedy

@bigbadryster

3 жыл бұрын

@@vitorzinho10 comedy gold is the correct way of saying it my friend.

@sanathkadalayil6890

3 жыл бұрын

But he has been fined a lot of times outside England

@mundoaparte4116

3 жыл бұрын

@@vitorzinho10 so you think it's comedy people get censored in what they think? You don't understand how small and retarded that is? If you see football as a comedy no problem, but if you see as a sport and you think that's normal ok one day you wake up

@ashishprabhu814

3 жыл бұрын

@Almighty_Kaiser ouch!

A hidden gem in the beginning: -Jose, what is your view on the result today? -The result? 1-0 for Aston Villa

@mishastone

3 жыл бұрын

The delivery is amazing. Comedy genius.

@frankiehuangjianwei469

3 жыл бұрын

This was Jose with man utd team?

@brandonayong5823

2 жыл бұрын

" What did you think your performance deserved today?" " My performance deserved much more than that" " I meant your team's performance" " Oh. Good performance" That's low key the funniest moment of the video

@therealest_abstract

Жыл бұрын

@@frankiehuangjianwei469 Chelsea

@alucardygo4239

Жыл бұрын

I just got that 😂😂😂

2:03 every girl I ask out

@ericlee5368

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@ali.h2308

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo

@subashgrg4666

3 жыл бұрын

You're a virgin then?

@dannyramirezgarrido9743

3 жыл бұрын

Subash Grg 🤦‍♂️

@joseamaya9856

3 жыл бұрын

I felt this

"If I speak I am accused of bringing the game into disrepute"

@brandonayong752

3 жыл бұрын

He even knows the technical terms 😂

@abdihassan7208

3 жыл бұрын

His grasp of english is simply amazing

@blueheart2662

3 жыл бұрын

@@abdihassan7208 what does disrepute means ?

@michaelcain721

3 жыл бұрын

@@blueheart2662 basically means it isn’t what it once was. So him saying thatx he means that the decisions that went against him and Chelsea are ruining football

@d4rk50ul5

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he's a translator so

1:16 When your girlfriend asks if another girl is pretty

@simplythebest286

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha good one !!

@cookieeeeee1337

3 жыл бұрын

had a nice laugh^^

@Brokenface

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate 😂

@newrecruit100

3 жыл бұрын

Well played lol

@arsenalfan9213

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏

2014: I prefer not to speak 2015: I have nussing to say 2017: I have never been banned for match fixing 2018: 3 titles for me , 2 for the other managers combined. Respect man, respect 2019: I was rude, but rude to an idiot Mourinho is the GOAT manager when it comes to quotes

@charliec244

3 жыл бұрын

2020: “If I want to give some money away I give to charity, I don’t want to give to the FA so I prefer not to comment.”

@stevendchu

3 жыл бұрын

@@charliec244 nahhh this year is A PA PA BEEA A BA BA BA

@oscarisaksson1028

2 жыл бұрын

That quote from 2018 was HILARIOUS

@JJay786

2 жыл бұрын

Ole would be a very bad father

@g8le

2 жыл бұрын

The GOAT of blaming everyone but himself

3:42 When we're golfing and the ball lands on the green

@jerrycarspotting2286

3 жыл бұрын

Gareth Bale is proud

@sunritroykarmakar4406

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Delta24X

3 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best KZread comments I've seen in years how tf does it not have more likes

@AGuyCalledStu

3 жыл бұрын

That's the best comment on this video

@denzelwilksch424

3 жыл бұрын

Bruhhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂 100/10

Local man prefers not to speak. "If I speak, I’m in big trouble" he said.

@cfcsarath5531

3 жыл бұрын

ayyyy XD

@yashparekh3021

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

He says so much by saying nothing 😂

@MaJeSTiCz0

Жыл бұрын

Less is more

@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214

7 ай бұрын

Unlike politicians, which talk nonstop and still manage to say nothing

"I prefer not to" count: I prefer not to speak: 3 I prefer not to comment: 2 I prefer to say nothing: 1 Total: 6

When you get home and your parents ask you for the result of your test 1:19

@bilza247

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@Spidergwen2001

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

2:00 me trying to flirt at the bar

@homeremedysanctuary

Жыл бұрын

Too funny.

@BlueflagAlpha

17 күн бұрын

Hahaha

“If I speak I am innnnnn BIG TROUBLE, BIG TROUBLE”. Classic José as always. The Premier League will not be entertaining without the Special One.👏👏

@MikeJackson690

3 жыл бұрын

He just left. Again 😭

1:45 I mean jokes aside that's actually a very good point. How come referees are the only ones never to be asked about the decisions of the game when they literally took them and everyone else has to comment them in front of the press? Jose is the only one I heard bring that point up

@ThatGuy-tx4vm

Жыл бұрын

Because of corruption.

@HeavenlyLights

7 ай бұрын

@@ThatGuy-tx4vm sounds like the games are fixed… 👊🏻💥

@tshepokotelo3162

4 ай бұрын

​@@HeavenlyLightsI agree, I definitely think that the champions League is fixed

Honestly when I'm sad I watch Jose's press conferences

@littlebiits4216

3 жыл бұрын

american here, you still watch or

@jimmykska4398

Жыл бұрын

@@littlebiits4216 unlucky

I have nusing to say.

@abmk2193

3 жыл бұрын

Nusing at all Jose ?

@josemourinho2820

3 жыл бұрын

abMK 21 nusing!

@Spidergwen2001

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@shivanshjain3586

3 жыл бұрын

Still nusing Jose?

@josemourinho2820

3 жыл бұрын

Shivansh Jain still nussing

"Can you speak with me 5 seconds?" "No, I don't speak with you 5 seconds." 🤣🤣🤣 Mourinhoooooo!! Stop!! LOL. He is amazing!!!

0:16 when your girlfriend goes straight to sleep and doesn’t mention you lasted more than a whole 40 seconds

@wilsonjamesa8982

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@shuz6834

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

@brycewilson1909

3 жыл бұрын

lol bruv

@nautikient2151

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@iitjee8685

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 🤣😂🤣

Inteviewer:How was the refereeing? Jose Mourinho: I sink I would prefer not to speak about it.

@josemourinho2820

3 жыл бұрын

You’re definitely winning the Balon Dor if you win the UCL, good luck!

@Aamirbhaii

3 жыл бұрын

@@josemourinho2820 oh thank you Jose. Do you really sink I will win?

@zentorno1410

3 жыл бұрын

we met again lol holy shit man

@Aamirbhaii

3 жыл бұрын

@@zentorno1410 stop dude. What the hell is going on😂😂😂

@josemourinho2820

3 жыл бұрын

Robert Lewandowski I sink so. Can I be you’re manager? I hat spurs. Also stop tiktok pls

Interviewer: “Can I pull you aside for a few questions?” Mourinho: “Yes.” Interviewer: “So can you tell me what-“ Mourinho: “I prefer not to speak.”

@frankiehuangjianwei469

3 жыл бұрын

Just speak la...just a week fine of Jose's pay pocket.....speak come speak...lol

@upisntdownsilly

Жыл бұрын

@@frankiehuangjianwei469 bros typing out singlish 💀you look like a freak to the other 99.99% of people

One word: *I C O N I C*

@SpiderManMCUniverse

Жыл бұрын

Technically a sentence

@maksimo2230

Жыл бұрын

@@SpiderManMCUniverse 🤓

De Bruyne : Lemme talk! Ramos: You can speak now! Mourinho: I prefer not to speak!

@yasinkhalid3703

3 жыл бұрын

It’s funny because all these players mourinho has managed😂

@folox275

2 жыл бұрын

Guardiola: Nobody talks!

@osamabinladenmybro4237

Жыл бұрын

Kdb: let me talk! Ramos: you can speak now! Pep: sit down, nobody talks! Jose: I prefer not to speak

Memes aside this is truly one of the greatest interviews in football. Cool and collected from start to finish after a very rough game

A good meme

@brandonayong752

3 жыл бұрын

Actually he does have a point about referees messing up games and never having to give explanation in post match interviews

@Spidergwen2001

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

2:03 Underrated

"If I speak, I am in big trouble" Continues to speak about the ref 1:41 Love his character 😆

@oceanfaktow4523

11 ай бұрын

silence is power 😁

“My position is nothing” ~Jose Mourinho

@robotube7361

7 күн бұрын

Out of context. The actual sentence is "My position is nothing compared to a referee." And he is right. The ref has the game in his hands he can change the tempo of the game, a ref can influence the game way more than a coach can by making deliberate calls. You would be perfect journalist writhing for Kiev Independent bro

The problem is that Jose's antics steal the show, where the spotlight should be on the horrible officiating that has plagued the Premier League for a long time.

@guguy00

Жыл бұрын

Years later and it's even more true now.

1:17 the meme of all memes 😂😂

@keyuantejohnson6266

3 жыл бұрын

mourinho accomplished more in his career than you will ever do in yo life

@footiecentralv2641

3 жыл бұрын

Keyuante Johnson spelling’s a bit poor mate

@eustubenl7654

3 жыл бұрын

@@footiecentralv2641 Wow, he forgot to put down an u when he tried to say you. What a horrible mistake. I'm now rolling on the floor, crying and laughing at the same moment. Lmao, what a stupid guy. I can't believe someone would actually be that dumb, lol

@persianpredicts1539

3 жыл бұрын

@@eustubenl7654 ok.

@user-jw3us7dy6f

3 жыл бұрын

Eustube nl ok.

No I don’t speak with you 5 seconds🤣🤣

"i refuse to speak but here's what i sink"

"The result? 1-0 to Aston Villa" So that's who Haaland learned his interviewing skills from.

1:17 when the teacher says if you say one more word you will get sent out and your friend trys to start a convo...

1080p and it's retro. Getting old, I really am.

Do you like your government? Chinese people: 1:16

"Mourihno, can we arrange a press conference?" "yes" "so how does it feel to..." "I prefer not to speak"

1:16 when someone asks me who was in Paris

The dislikes are from mr foyle and mr moss 🤣

God i miss Jose....one of lifes interesting characters..and a wonderful manager.

@GeBaker

10 ай бұрын

2 Cor 4:4, repent. Heil GOD 88

Every once in a while I comeback to this. Mourinho is such a character.

The chess speaks for itself.

1:16 Me when I see a single argument on twitter

Bernardo Silva: Write that down!

Reporter: one last question... SIKE!

“I prefer not to speak” goes on to speak for 2 more mins. 🐐🐐

10 years today

The only manager who can say I prefer not to speak .... and then speak for 4 minutes

Interviewer: *tries to get Mourinho to say something that gets him into trouble* Mourinho:"I prefer not to speak about that, or else I will get into trouble." Read that on repeat and you get the whole interview.

Anyone after magnus withdrew and tweet?

This has to be the greatest football meme ever

I prefer not to convey my thoughts on this matter.

@samwinchester6517

3 жыл бұрын

For if I do, harsh things shall befall my person

@airygoats323

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously befall my person, and I’d much rather not have harsh things befall my person.

I love how they both want him to speak. He wants to, and they want him to, but they both will pretend like they dont to not get into trouble

STORMZY MEL MADE ME COME HERE AND NOT SPEAK ABOUT IT

Who is here after the Magnus' withdrawal from tournament in Saint Louis?

this is football heritage

The game is Carlsen x Niemann. Not Chelsea x Aston Villa.

@kcxy06

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

"we have to put"

1:16 the moment

I prefer not to speak... 4'30" of him speaking. Comedy gold as always. Think I watched a recent clip from now where we can see he really hasn't changed. 😆

1:16 when you are trying to tell the truth but you might get in trouble

@BlueflagAlpha

17 күн бұрын

Truth like the 115 charges

Magnus brought me here

The questions are so stupid & you can see the media is trying to get him riled up. Basically the same question for nearly 5min. Also, the question "how quickly can you move on"... so rude. You don't move on from a game but learn from it.. such a trap question. It's like "quickly move on from this game, forget about it"... yeh, no.

Who is here after Magnus withdraw?

"How quickly will you put the events of tonight behind you?" "You knowww... ...we have to put." 😂😂😂

Legend says till this day he did not prefer to speak!

The result? 1-0 for Hans Niemann. If I speak I am in big trouble

The best Jose is when he's so pissed he loosens up on the grammar, 'we have to put' and 'close the mouth'.

magnus' tweet brought me here

This is the best post-match interview ever 😂😂😂 I don’t care what everyone else thinks

No. I dont speak with you. 5 seconds.🤣🤣🤣

Had to come back after watching stormzy music video

1:16 when my parents ask me What time I came back last night

It's a really fun interview but what Jose is saying is absolutely correct. The refs unlike the players & managers have absolutely no accountability for their actions. They like the player & managers should have to go to the press & answer the questions. The officiating in what is the best football league in the world is extremely substandard.

we want a " I prefer not to speak " compilation

My performance deserved much more than that. Brilliant. Jose modest as ever.

A Legendary moment 😂 Love you José 💙💙💙

the mourinho speaks for himself

One day I want to say this badass line in board meeting or some high level meeting and hope atleast some are football fans in that meeting to get the reference.

The 2nd most iconic quote from Mourinho after the Special 1.

the most entertaining man in football

Mourinho is the only coach that can be childish in a mature way

Props to the journalist. It is harder than one thinks to defuse a tensed trainer. Had it not been for his subtle questions, we wouldn't have had these answers.

Classic Jose!! That’s why I’m glad he’s in the game.

I am unable to express my thoughts by shifting the sound through my mouth, because if I'd decided to do so I would end up in a situation that would summon major consequences.

Who's here after listening to Stormzy - Mel Made Me Do It?

"last question..", then goes on and asked another question after 😂

1:16 just gonna keep this here for myself

Chess fan here. I wish I could see the highlights/lowlights of the game in reference. It sounded like all hell broke loose 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

Sky have been getting rid of all the OG videos of this so they could upload it.

@thesopranosdynasty

3 жыл бұрын

@@kewanali2054 erm wot

@rogue254

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesopranosdynasty They've gotten most of the uncopyrighted and meme versions of this video off KZread in just the last few weeks to upload this one

Thank you Stormzy for sending me here. nice one tyvm

He's had a few funny post-match interviews over the years, but this for some reason is my fav. Bit more fatalistic and repetitive than the rest..

@joshvir262

3 жыл бұрын

I love how it just keeps going lol

@Killerkwoi13

2 жыл бұрын

It’s so funny coz he says so much whilst maintaining he doesn’t wish to say anything 😂

Brilliant interview this!! 🤝🤝🥴🤪

Makes me proud as a villa fan that this happened at vp

Oh man, the good old days.

1:16 POV: You’re in a classroom and the teacher is talking

I feel like this and the Sunderland game cost us the title, could've easily gone back to back

@qasimdin7438

3 жыл бұрын

Norwich 0-0 at home 2-1 loss to Sunderland at home

Only jose mourinho can prefer not to speak and end up with a 4 minute 30 second interview

arteta brought me here

@eduardocervantes7226

2 жыл бұрын

same