Admit it Metatron. As a Sicilian you are addicted to impassioned arguments about silly things.

@arslongavitabrevis5136

21 күн бұрын

I am Italian and a hothead too but he surpassed me! What a maniac! 😂😂

@zz-uq2ow

21 күн бұрын

Yall are gonna turn him into a Mafiosi atp. Pure Cosa Nostra Metatron family.... jk 😂😂

@bulbousmaximus6644

21 күн бұрын

It's inconceivable!!

@CP_BlessedDad

21 күн бұрын

I'm wondering how many times he has to be sent an article before he goes nuts reviewing it.

@dancerv5861

21 күн бұрын

To true lol

Metatron went full italian from the start. Damn

@luxsuperbia1531

21 күн бұрын

the sheer exasperation made him revert back to his original accent

@robertpatter5509

21 күн бұрын

Not until he says " Pineapples on pizza is inherently evil. Vincenzo's Plate even agrees"

@JazzFunk22

21 күн бұрын

Metatron...The GOAT 🐐...🇮🇹 ..⚔🛡🪓

@arslongavitabrevis5136

21 күн бұрын

@@luxsuperbia1531 That is true (LOL) 😂😂😂 As an Italian and a hothead, I must say Metatron beats me by a mile! 😁😁😁

@JRRodriguez-nu7po

21 күн бұрын

Inexact, Metatron went full Sicilian. Cue Godfather movies.

OK. Now Metatron- take a deep breath- now exhale- now click your heels together three times and say: "There's no place like Rome. There's no place like Rome......"

@gabrieljean906

20 күн бұрын

Hats off. One wonders how long you've been waiting to use that one :)

@bearonaromp7473

20 күн бұрын

​@@gabrieljean906❤❤❤

@bearonaromp7473

20 күн бұрын

​@@gabrieljean906❤❤❤

@jonathanpeterson2156

19 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂 Noice!!

@rzella8022

19 күн бұрын

He gets exasperated in the sweetest of styles!

You know Metatron is fired up when the hands needs their own subtitles.

@Palucu

5 күн бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤

"Do you like vomiting?" "No." "Okay, thank you. Go back to Hell." Amazing. 🤣🤣

@DamiFides

18 күн бұрын

Priceless 😬

New article dropped. "15 ways Metatron is loosing his mind."

@happyslapsgiving5421

20 күн бұрын

#1 - reading bad grammar in the comment section...

@timesthree5757

20 күн бұрын

And how his viewers are to blame

@TheS4ndm4n

20 күн бұрын

... and they're all wrong.

@lorichaslot7601

20 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@FF-tp7qs

8 күн бұрын

Losing has 1 o. Loose means opposite of tight

"How do you find these!?" We don't. They find us, and then find you.

I had a "history" teacher who not only assumed, but INSISTED ancient Romans did said vomitting in the vomitorium. I told her the vomitorium is a large exit like at a stadium and I got in trouble for "talking back".

@veronicadavi1932

20 күн бұрын

Yuor trachea is...dumb

@downandout992

20 күн бұрын

Reminds me of an elementary school teacher that I had who insisted that black bears and brown bears were the same thing, only a different color. Then she told me that I should never open my mouth unless I knew what I was talking about. I turned around and walked away laughing, but I have questioned the knowledge of teachers ever since.

@rafaljt

20 күн бұрын

Same here in Poland. First time in primary school when i told teacher that ZSRR did not rescue Poland from Nazis. Second time in high school when i told teacher that Neandartalus is not homo sapiens ancestor. It is always good experience to be able to stand against the leader if they are wrong:)

@mikevasquez1103

20 күн бұрын

@@downandout992 Imagine if you had told her about grolar bears.🤣

@mikevasquez1103

20 күн бұрын

@@rafaljt A teacher must always be willing to learn.

Mark Twain's fiction "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" is far more accurate than those articles 🤣🤣🤣

Hey Metatron. I am a mostly silent viewer and appreciate your knowledge about history and the work you do to give us these videos. You have said in the past that you care about your viewers and about the truth and therefore will only accept sponsors, who you deem worthy. I am concerned with you advertising for BetterHelp since they have been known to be quite shady similarly to sponsors like honey, established titles and raid shadow legends.

@valawaters103

20 күн бұрын

THANK YOU. The whole selling personal data alone should be enough for metatron to refuse. I would much rather see him advertising raid.

@TheSpongyMallard

20 күн бұрын

I was going to mention this as well. I don't know if they're better now, but they were involved in a big scandal years ago.

@ABaumstumpf

20 күн бұрын

Claiming to be confidential but then recording and selling everything, claiming to offer medical help yet no checks or measures to check if the "professionals" have any qualifications. I'd say RaidShadowLegends is far better - they are just praying for your money with scummy schemes and fostering gambling addiction, but they are not directly targeting people that need medical attention.

@aboomer420

20 күн бұрын

Very important to reconsider allowing this sponsorship

@cp1cupcake

20 күн бұрын

I don't remember if it was BetterHelp or a similar online therapist service, but I remember that their T&C was sketch AF as they did stuff like letting unlicensed people work as licensed therapists.

Metatron needs love And we love Metatron

So squires were medieval pit crews?

@kilianortmann9979

21 күн бұрын

Bono, my shield is gone.

@robertpatter5509

21 күн бұрын

Sort of. They put armor on you, carried your sword, helped you on your horse. You also learned how to fight like a knight yourself. As you are an Apprentice yourself.

@jackori6685

21 күн бұрын

You have to ask?

@sargentd3125

21 күн бұрын

Knight crew

@danuta4232

20 күн бұрын

😂

She thinks it will take an hour because that's how long it takes for her to choose her clothes in the morning 😆

@poponachtschnecke

21 күн бұрын

😂 this hit a little too close!

@matj12

14 күн бұрын

Sure. I think that there were some cases so festive that it took an hour to put the armor and other decorations on, like how women may take an hour to dress up in these days, but it is not common.

It was a long time ago, but when I was training to be a firefighter we all had to lean to put our gear on and I can't remember if it was 60 seconds or 90 seconds (dementia and decades have erased my memory) we had to have everything from tank to boots on in a certain amount of time. We kept our turnout gear in good shape and positioned in certain ways to speed up the process, but we didn't ALWAYS need to do it quickly. Did knights ever have speed drills to see how fast they could suit up? Edit: I was talking to hubby about our fire fighter days and he reminded me that every time he went to bed without socks we would inevitably get a fire call. He was a farmer and worked really hard and would just fall asleep right out of the shower sometimes. One night he did that and I said someone's house is gonna burn tonite. Right about 2 am, yup. This is how superstitions get born!

@phylbrey1121

20 күн бұрын

Great comment

@cathyhale7172

20 күн бұрын

That is such a great story

@ffguy91

20 күн бұрын

Reminds me of putting on all the chem gear in the military. Don't get it done within 2 minutes, from boots to gas mask, you're "dead" and everyone gets pissed at you because less people to be able to do all the required "post chemical attack" tasking

@JoaoSoares-rs6ec

20 күн бұрын

O think they did have speed training, in other to get ready for battle faster

@TheSuperappelflap

20 күн бұрын

Socks in bed? My feet are so hot I have to stick them out from under the blanket, even if its freezing in winter.

I mean... It can take me up to an hour to get clothed as well... Though... That does include me just sitting and reading some random story for fifty minutes.

@babilon6097

20 күн бұрын

And watching Metatron...

@Arachnoid_of_the_underverse

20 күн бұрын

Maybe the knight was consumed watching youtube which slowed the armour application.

"Face of a cheetah"...shows a leopard. 😆

@jgr7487

21 күн бұрын

At least it's not a house cat. The level of those articles is almost that of mixing cheetahs & kittens.

@weryd3872

5 күн бұрын

Yes, that's because he's a cheater.

the quick little "Hey, do you like vomiting? No, ok, thank you. Go back to hell" got me, haha

8:55 Most funny part is when he says "cheetah" because it sounds like cheater and then shows the image of a leopard😂 I don't know if this was intended or not😂

Maybe that hour is why there are so many paintings of knights?

@embee7434

21 күн бұрын

Lol love the logic!

@jimnaz5267

21 күн бұрын

funnneee

@bensharenli1212

20 күн бұрын

Putting on armor 5 minutes, the rest is for standing for painting.

@kittehgo

20 күн бұрын

That is why these jousting events could take days, everyone had to wait for the paintings to be done..

@FireflowerDancer

19 күн бұрын

​@@kittehgoThey had no cameras so . . . It was either that or stone carvings 😂

Never enter a battle of wits with a Sicilian when history is at stake! Fly you fools!

@cindyknudson2715

20 күн бұрын

😄

@ark1567

20 күн бұрын

Inconceivable, right?

This guy is so hilarious LMAO love the squire taking a McDonalds break

He needs a Roman era therapist

@Spikeydelic

21 күн бұрын

wine? :P

@robertpatter5509

21 күн бұрын

​@@Spikeydelic Posca.

@djpony3985

21 күн бұрын

I've heard very mixed things about better help and some of them sound like actual internet horror stories I'm not even kidding. I'm sure there are some therapists on it that know what they're doing but I have a lot of reservations about them.

@brawndothethirstmutilator9848

20 күн бұрын

Thrown to the lions?

@thatcubanredneck9111

20 күн бұрын

Alcohol and extreme violence?

Admit it, you're addicted, or a masochist 😂

@Ghalaghor_McAllistor

21 күн бұрын

He just wants to see if his body can take it. Wait, wrong youtuber.

@robertpatter5509

21 күн бұрын

That's Endurance

@elenacottica386

20 күн бұрын

Or both

@tenthclassgaming

20 күн бұрын

A Sicilian, so, both.

So somewhere around the five minute mark, I wondered - is it really a one hour video? Because I WOULD have sat through a one hour video.... because I'm noble.

@vincenzobonadonna4556

21 күн бұрын

Hello Noble One.

@Fiona2254

20 күн бұрын

Me to 😂

@TroyPacelli

20 күн бұрын

@@vincenzobonadonna4556 You, Noble One, as well.

@dbach1025

20 күн бұрын

I was sincerely disappointed when he said, "thank you for watching". I guess I needed more of a slap down. Good to know I am not the only one.

“I need to stop” Say no more, I’m down for this. 😂

Thanks for this video, Metatron. You're really risking your sanity reading some of these articles. I still can't get over the "mediaeval" one that wasn't mediaeval! Who does the research on those? It's scary.

I love Metatron's history-focused topics but these topics also get far less views than his videos on the controversial and more emotions-inducing socio-political topics (probably because controversy attracts more views). We need to support Metatron's historical videos with more likes and engagements.

I'm doing some bereavement therapy with a counsellor from a hospice where my sister stayed for a few weeks until she came home to die. I was recommended and am currently making a 'memory box' for Clare. It is painted in turquoise, her favourite colour, and will have her picture on the lid. Also, bits of brocade trim around the box. I've got some things in it that illustrate parts of her life and interests like some of her hair, tied up in blue ribbon, some jewellery, a sea shell, her memoriam cards and a few other things. It helps the grieving process I've found, and you can personalise them. Perhaps you could make one for your Mam. Just a suggestion. Thanks for your videos. 😊

You Have to read the rest of the articles, I was just getting my enjoyment and the episode ended. I need more pain from you Metatron.

@davidcolby7641

16 күн бұрын

A sadist admirer. With fans like this, who needs enimas?

Legend has it that if you stick Metatron's hands to a table, he can't talk :) ... I do the same

@lisaburpo4891

20 күн бұрын

I can't talk without my hands

@lisaburpo4891

20 күн бұрын

I can't talk without my hands

@m_d1905

20 күн бұрын

Me either and I don't have a drop of Italian blood.

@kittehgo

20 күн бұрын

Hell yeah, if I get enthusiastic about a subject my hands are moving

@DoloresLehmann

20 күн бұрын

You know, Italian is a sign language that gets even more complicated by the use of words...

Ok now I want a cappuccino. Its after 5 p.m. so....

@ricciluigi2592

20 күн бұрын

Too late...Now you should have a Demi tase espresso with some anisette

@zsigzsag

20 күн бұрын

5pm is morning for those who work 3rd shift/overnight. Not unusual to want coffee or cappuccino at that time or later. I'm sure there must of been workers of these shifts in ancient Rome as well.

@Poppy-zm2yh

20 күн бұрын

Well, I'm Italian and I never had a cappuccino in the morning, as I prefer having breakfast at home. So it was either in the afternoon or at lunchtime if for some reason I couldn't have a proper meal, and always with a croissant. I never had anyone tell me it was weird or they wouldn't recommend it. It's pretty common to have breakfast items at any time of the day where I live. What is weird is ordering it at a restaurant during a meal. It's like asking for a milkshake as you eat a steak.

@matj12

14 күн бұрын

​​@@zsigzsag If so, these workers would be slaves or criminals. There was not much light at ancient Rome's night, so people tried to stay at their homes at nights much more than now. Source: The History of Rome, I don't know which episode

@kohakuaiko

Күн бұрын

​@@Poppy-zm2yhyou'd be surprised how many Americans order a milkshake to go with steak. (I think it's gross, but I'm considered weird)

2:21 pit crew.

@embee7434

21 күн бұрын

It was so hard not to comment this. I figured someone else would cover it. Thank you, friend!

@dangerclose5853

20 күн бұрын

Driver not pilot…

@samhobbs9116

20 күн бұрын

@@dangerclose5853 Pilot is better

@williamwallace4080

20 күн бұрын

​@dangerclose5853 in Italian we use pilot also for formula 1

I couldn’t stop laughing. Not that I find a breakdown amusing. But in your particular case it’s done with a certain panache! Please keep it going…😂

actually, this is something i remember from my History textbook at school, when i was a kid. the book said that the knights took an hour to don their armor, and it weighed more than 30 kilograms. i remember this distinctly, because it shocked me , even as early as 13 years of age, lol. so.... ummm...

@phylbrey1121

20 күн бұрын

I believed it too ~ until now. Common sense is not common

@cp1cupcake

20 күн бұрын

I remember realizing in retrospect that most of the history textbooks at school are less about education and more about indoctrination or modern politics. Just as an example, they taught that socialism was a mix of capitalism and communism when it is pretty much just the latter with a few minor changes. My mother was a teacher in an inner-city school (read poor neighborhood) and had to fight a long time to get the school to use age appropriate books (ie ones which would challenge the students) instead of simpler books which were written by "famous" modern writers/activists.

What's the squire doing, doing a painting of me? Funny thing is as an artist i could do your portrait and helpnyou get into the armour in an hour and still have time to chill out before the joust lol

@jackori6685

21 күн бұрын

That's for your McDonald's break.

We've gone from Noble Ones to Sadistic Ones. Such is the way of the internet.

I wonder where the 1 hour to put armor on come from. I remember seeing in a museum exhibit information about blacksmith FITTING new armor for a knight taking an hour or more. It the first fit, so first adjustment of the straps, maybe a little hammering to adjust properly and maybe an hinge or two not quite perfectly correct.

@kittehgo

20 күн бұрын

It would not surprise me if it took an hour or more, I mean things had to fit comfortably

@cp1cupcake

20 күн бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if it started from some guy in a position of authority to speak on the topic, ie a history professor or an archeologist, who took an hour to put on the first time without knowing what they were doing and trying it without help, and then never decided that they might have made a mistake. There was a video I remember a few years ago when Skallgrim was sent a bronze kopesh to test and the guy who made it said it was probably the best test of one ever done.....because the only people who "test" them are academics who have never learned how to use a weapon or improvised tool.

Correction, we didn't find it, it found us through the power of ads. 😂

WOW! Defender of the Crown ... that jousting scene took me right back to the late 80's.

@rodrigopf

19 күн бұрын

I played that game a lot, too. Tournaments in the game could be won easily just counting the number of buttons you had to press: it was something like "one button down and three left" and you always hit the center, lol. Great memories, but seeing it in colour made me remember that my screen was just green... and I was impressed by the graphics!! I'm too old for this shit... :)

Its almost Orthodox pascha I've been super busy at church glad to see a video from you

@m_d1905

20 күн бұрын

Happy Pascha! Christ is risen. (My ex husband was Greek Orthodox.) So enjoy your celebration my friend in Christ.

I friggin' love you, my dude 😎

No, la prego...😢 Non si fermi.

@Toxicpoolofreekingmascul-lj4yd

21 күн бұрын

È tutto colpa tua.

You're right, I am near noble.

I had an Amiga 500 and a copy of Defender of the Crown. I never thought I'd see an Amiga screen with that game playing again. Great that you've kept the machine up and running and great of you to include it in the video. I really like your work. Keep it up.

I once ordered a cappuccino after dinner in an Italian restaurant in Austria. She asked me if I was sure, and then proceeded to give me an espresso. I could laugh about it, but I secretly really wanted a cappuccino…

@TheSuperappelflap

20 күн бұрын

Just dont order cappucino at an Italian place, at any time. Then you cant get in trouble.

American's treat coffee differently than Italians for sure. We tend to over sugar and cream everything. I find for myself espresso with cream is actually easier on my stomach than pure espresso but I rarely add sugar. Once in a blue moon I will add agave or honey and lavender bitters or coco bitters.

Hey Metatron, you should do a Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 trailer review!!

If a knight was gonna take an hour to put on armour, they probably would certainly be forced to forfeit.

Guys... i think he needs to stop...

@azubibiff5980

21 күн бұрын

i see tears in his eyes. why he reacts to those none important videos anyway...i think he needs some time apart from youtube and give him some time to grief for his passed away loved ones... i prefer a healthy Metatron with less content over a Metatron who just make content for the sake of content...(you see English is not my first language) To Metatron: Care for yourself and only for yourself. we understand...

@Fiona2254

20 күн бұрын

No

@alchemicalalek7535

20 күн бұрын

Oh how could you tell?

@cyborgchimpy

20 күн бұрын

I have been avoiding drama on KZread and stopped using fb and Instagram over the last years. Personal peace is amazing, and the majority of people are complete 1d1ots. Yes he needs a break or change his way of working somehow. It breaks you at some point

Huh, my friend from Alta Villa Sicily says if you ask for cappuccino after breakfast they will refuse you. And probably cuss you out in rapid fire Italian too fast for a non native speaker to follow. I want to try just to see what happens.

Back in the 80s, when I lived in West Germany, no Italian cafe we ever stopped at refused to make a cappuccino for my mom. They never even seemed to hesitate. And yes, the staff were usually Italians who lived in and spoke German.

Defender of the Crown! That was one of my favorite games. But I played it on the C64. Love you for showing this.

Thank you for taking us along on your journey into madness. 🙃

You shouldn't eat McDonalds Metatron.

@moddingmiddleearth

21 күн бұрын

Lol why

@robertpatter5509

21 күн бұрын

Don't eat McDonald's. Challenge them to a duel instead

I had an image of a jousting knight in a joust riding into a pit stop with his band of squires to swarm him and his mount fixing his armour and giving him a drink and a new lance all in under 10 seconds then riding out to resume the contest. The original Formula One? 😅

Metatron: Noble Ones, how did you guys find this?! Noble Ones: **gremlin energy** 👺😈😺🧚‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧟 a... we dont know **chuckle**

I'm disappointed we didn't have a transition to an actual cafe. XD

The Metatron is the most noble of all Noble Ones!!!! He claps historical and ignorant cheeks on the daily just for the benefit of all mankind!!!! This is your king!!!! This is your king!!!!!

@Taiyo_Jinja

21 күн бұрын

My word. You went for the ‘cheek-clapping’ route. 💀

So nice to see you upbeat and in good form.

I actually laughed about 12 times... I surely needed it. Bless you, Brother Raph {Raf?} and for the more personal issues- you are being prayed for...

"Dear Cara" I see what you did there Raf 😏

The idea of a knight being "bolted" to his horse is comical.Was his horse metal? I suppose the writer meant to imply "secured" in the saddle. How this was "cheating" is anyone's guess. In the case of the urine myth; I have read that cow's urine was used to bleach linen and woolen textiles. How this turned into teeth-bleaching in the minds of modern internet "scholars" remains a mystery.

@postmodernmining

17 күн бұрын

Prior to advances in metallurgy allowing bolts, they would rivet the knight onto the horse.

0:45 Gladly. 6:20 That's what we WANT! Metatron, you are not doing us disservice. You are too entertaining for us to let up. 10:15 Metatron, you are currently poking a little gremlin in me and he said "GET HIM!!!" so I'm sorry. 17:48 You are really tempting me to find some dumb articles on my own.

I’m glad to see you making a video in the way my head reacts when people tell me history facts similar if not the same to what’s in these articles

It would take me at least an hour to tie my knight sneakers with all that bulky metal on my mid section.

please everyone ignore the symbol on the soda cup at 4:34, they are NOT sponsoring pretend its an M for Medieval :D

@DoloresLehmann

20 күн бұрын

We use to call it the restaurant "To The Golden Seagull".

@skinon45

15 күн бұрын

@@DoloresLehmann as a profesional seagull drawer for over 20 years that is indeed a good description for those golden seagulls, remember fellas real seagulls are lines, those weird 3d creatures with organs are actually spy birds and not real seagulls

DEFENDER OF THE CROWN!!! What a nostalgia trip! I wore that game out back in the day. My favorite character was Wolfric the Wild, because you could just win all of the territories in tournaments. Thanks for bringing up those memories.

The first point about the armour cracked me up. Reminded of when RuPaul was asked how long it took to get into the full drag get up. He replied, "about three hours, but we could do it in 30 minutes." In essence, it takes as long as you want it to take.

@FireflowerDancer

20 күн бұрын

👌

@FireflowerDancer

20 күн бұрын

I appreciated the idea of gaming in the middle of it. Sometimes it's nice to not rush 😊

@bolieve603

19 күн бұрын

This is me hanging up my shirts haha.

Defender of the Crown. Classic.

@Seriously_Unserious

20 күн бұрын

One of the first ever Amiga 500 games I played. The other early ones being Dungeon Master and SuperStar Ice Hockey.

This is what I’ve been saying in comments for a while on this channel. He’s wasting his time with silly internet beef. I’d much rather see videos about ancient text translations and stuff.

@amandag5072

21 күн бұрын

Hopefully he'll get back to that soon.

@An_Attempt

21 күн бұрын

It is easy content that is in good fun for the most part; and compared with those translation/historical deep dives super cheap to produce. With how much that has been going in his life taking it a bit easy is more than understandable.

@amicableenmity9820

21 күн бұрын

Why no both?

@nlm6183

21 күн бұрын

I see it less as "internet beef" and more as correcting misinformation in a humorous way. (It makes ME laugh, anyway.) I love the deep dives and serious topics but i appreciate the lighter side of metatron, too.

*THE HANDS* ! Watch the hand movements. Speed, variety and duration.... OMG

Once I went to a ren fair and they didn't send anybody to the armory to help one of the guys suit up for the joust, so I helped him. With ZERO previous experience, just him telling me what to do, it took five minutes tops to get him suited up.

We need more of this, the people demand it with their comments :^)

@m0-m0597

21 күн бұрын

:^)

The most aggressive hello noble ones ever said ^^.

@Juniperus_Godegara

20 күн бұрын

😂true

Only thing i can recall about putting on or taking off armor taking anywhere remotely that kind of time, is in writings about when an armorer is fitting someone from zero, ie having to find suitable pieces for each part. And getting armor off when it's become severely dented, which could take unpleasantly much time if you got unlucky. I don't think i've ever heard of anyone testing it ever breaking 10 minutes, and the only one that came close was with one of those excessively complex o-yoroi variants that has multiple layers, each with what feels like a million straps. (They're the variant that which, once put on, is amazingly comfortable to wear, exactly because it has so many straps that allows absolute customisation of how it fits the wearer.) And these are modern people who mostly are not very skilled or experienced at doing this.

I have to admit I love the "roasting" vids Metatron if only for the fact that you speak vicariously for many of us.😁

Here you go, a like and a comment

I just took a Greek class with a girl who kept telling this same story about her time in Italy where they refused to make her a mocha after noon lol This made me feel so validated in feeling like she was exaggerating A LOT!!

@TheSuperappelflap

20 күн бұрын

I mean if you walk into an Italian place and try to order like its a Starbucks they will probably look at you horrified and ask you to leave. Just order coffee or espresso. Thats it. Cant go wrong with those.

@penguinabroad

20 күн бұрын

@@TheSuperappelflap I mean she definitely seemed like the type to do that. And not understand why lol I think she said something about not knowing much Italian when she went, which I know is a problem if you go to France and speak bad French, I assume it would be similar in Italy. She said as long as you try in Greece their happy. I've only been to France so I don't know how everywhere else is other than anecdotes :(

@TheSuperappelflap

20 күн бұрын

@@penguinabroad oh my french is pretty decent but they will still hate you just for not being French

So a Knight's Squires were actually his pit crew? Ok 😊 .I learn so much here.

The vomiting bit is something we even learned about in history class as if it was a common thing.

Pit Crew. That's what the people in the Pit Stop are called.

2:16 Sluggish time on that pit stop chief. That could've cost us the race.

I helped a knight get into his armor and it took about 20 minutes and I'd never helped anyone with armor and the suit was brand new so he didn't even know how it worked. 10 of the twenty minutes was trying to fix a spot it was pinching Also in some parts of the Western US we drink iced Americano. Very affordable and calorie conscious , as many shots of espresso as you like in a cup full of ice. We've been making ice since 1853 apparently so it's as American as apple pie

"It's a myth that is based" - Metatron 2024

Ya know, I kinda wonder how many "look at this outlandish thing these people do/did" claims are just things that have been made up to make those people look bad and how many are something that did happen but only involved a very limited group of people or one or just a few individuals

@oz_jones

21 күн бұрын

"they wear marmelade on Wodensday, silly buggers!"

I only stopped watching your channel for three weeks and for some reason everything fell apart and weird things happened. What happened Still I love your videos and can you make a video about your ibm computer or retro video game collection.😊😊😊😊

@Seriously_Unserious

20 күн бұрын

You want him to do a new series? The Angry Italian Gamer (AIG)? Italian throwback to classic AVGN?

@diesegeties8918

20 күн бұрын

@@Seriously_Unserious hahaha So not as angry like the angry video game Nerd, but yeah.

@jelyfisher

20 күн бұрын

His mother passed away... Maybe that's the difference?

@Seriously_Unserious

20 күн бұрын

@@diesegeties8918 No, not angry like a Nerd, but like an Italian, and not any Italian, but a Sicilian. Maybe his brand would be Angry Video Game Mafia.

@diesegeties8918

20 күн бұрын

@@Seriously_Unserious ok

The shits and giggles in this was epic. I needed a good laugh, thanks ;)

Plot twist. We actually pay for these articles to be written. Just so you have to react to them. Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition

Metatron is our therapy…

FOR KING AND COUNTRY 😂

'I don't know how you do it' Isn't it obvious? 'chat gpt: write an article about history that will drive the metatron stark raving mad'

Well that settles it, I'm referring to F1 tire changers as squires from now on.

@surlyunicorn9461

21 күн бұрын

Tire squires does rhyme.

@sweetiespoon5150

21 күн бұрын

​@surlyunicorn9461 I second the motion to change their official title to "tyre squire."

@surlyunicorn9461

20 күн бұрын

@@sweetiespoon5150 Some people might assume you mean squires from Tyre which would have a completely different meaning. ;)

You really wanna know where these articles are? (Page 2 of Google 😱)

@multitimmytiger2

21 күн бұрын

Someone clearly found them and sent them to metatron, so that can't be true.

@Seriously_Unserious

20 күн бұрын

To be fair, you can also find them on page 2 of Yahoo, Bing, Duck Duck Go and others too.

Pit crew... they called the pit crew 😂

I have so much respect for you and the "verifiable" knowledge you share, "teach", we, your viewers. Be blessed.❤

I can 100% believe the “it takes up to an hour to out jousting armour on”. Thinking back to being best man at a wedding it took me almost that long to get everything on and sitting just right. I’m sure they could put the armour on in a few minutes, but they’re at a tournament and want to look their best. It’s a big day and getting prepped for it is probably a bit of an occasion to enjoy, an hour to make sure I’m looking my best, chat to my squires, have my first few drinks if the day, maybe a bit of food. I can see it easily taking an hour

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Please Metatron, I beg you reconsider using this sponsor. Just look up their numerous scandals. It's not worth your integrity.

@BetterOnichThanSorry

21 күн бұрын

He said in a previous video that he only promotes sponsors who he's researched and trusts. This is absolutely ridiculous.

I'm in a hospital due to a minor surgery, and watching your video is one of the few things witch cheers me up, so ty from the bottom of my heart!

just before I see this one I need to state I was about to watch something else that I've queued up a while ago, but since this is fresh and intriguing I'll see this first to see if it's 'too much pasta' or is there more to it :)