The screwdriver is back!

@ahmadrasya4744

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah!!

@ishansharma2466

3 жыл бұрын

yep

@Tom_Crews

3 жыл бұрын

You should try to do a Kill Everyone challenge for Hitman

@roadrunner9048

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss!

@alexwolfplush7523

3 жыл бұрын

YAAYY

Jack: in awe "can you see it?" Stranger: immediately "can you SMELL it?!"

@divinebeast033

3 жыл бұрын

BEANS

@LATEPOSTER

3 жыл бұрын

SOUP

@sezuin_6577

3 жыл бұрын

I came to the comments to say that lmao

@LATEPOSTER

3 жыл бұрын

Why lol

@LATEPOSTER

3 жыл бұрын

@@sezuin_6577 uhm ok I subbed to you tho lol why not

Worst security ever Security: Don't do it Jack: Have a knife to face.

@Kyx368

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I gain from this comment? Current :4,999 awesome people!😂 You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!

@-sanju-

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kyx368 Shut up.

@musical_info3931

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kyx368 hello person:)🌝🌝😑👽🌚🤳🛌👌🙃👌😂🌝

@elliejohnson6256

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kyx368 Stop asking people for views and stop self promoting like a greedy bastard ok, like asking people for views wont do shit just make good content and just do what you like. Ask people what game they like instead of going into comments and begging for views.

@Janeetour

3 жыл бұрын

@@elliejohnson6256 you don’t have to

Jack: *Kills everyone in sight* Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*

@onism9050

3 жыл бұрын

Singular Camera: You shitten me

can't wait for the dating game spin off: Hit on Men

@ninjalivesmatterprogod1144

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@rad3575

2 жыл бұрын

A wise man once said “underrated comment”

@RazerJaguar6

2 жыл бұрын

This is a very much iq joke👌🏻

@criticalsir514

2 жыл бұрын

then hit or man

@crazy922blade

2 жыл бұрын

And then some developers think the spinoff is the original so they make one called men hit on

Jack's morning routine: - Get up - Take shower - Brush teeth - Fix hai-LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS!

@EC-ms1jr

3 жыл бұрын

WOAH! RTX! RAY TRACING!

@SkimBee

3 жыл бұрын

Then gets some of that dirty bean water from his brand top of the morning

@mihirsimha1096

3 жыл бұрын

same when he was playing spider-man ps5 lol

@HayilCrowz

3 жыл бұрын

@Toxic Butch why wouldn't he? His job is to literally just to sit Infront of a camera and record himself playing a game If he took his work even slightly seriously he would brush his teeth

"Hitman is a game about hitting men" *Kills a woman first*

@sorrynot242

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@nat_the_gnat

3 жыл бұрын

No he knocked her unconscious.

@antiStrikerS

3 жыл бұрын

No, he merely just made her close her eyes and never open them, as well as made her heart stop beating and knocked her out to the verge of sleeping and i know this is all nonsense but ye

@pyramidteam9961

3 жыл бұрын

Well he didn't hit her

@alexandergapour1253

3 жыл бұрын

Equality

‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor

@loki4807

Жыл бұрын

1 impostor remains

@caydenbrown5654

Жыл бұрын

Anyone else ever miss amongus back before it sucked

@loki4807

Жыл бұрын

@@caydenbrown5654 I do.

@caydenbrown5654

Жыл бұрын

@@loki4807really sucks that it died

@Takejiro24

Жыл бұрын

Jack being a sussy baka

“This man has done more damage to the world than you can ever dream of” Let’s not forget that time Jack killed an entire neighborhood full of people.

@anshsharma4131

3 жыл бұрын

With newspapers mind you

@darlenebuck9912

2 жыл бұрын

@@anshsharma4131 and muffins and a fish.

@Takejiro24

Жыл бұрын

Link?

@foxyjack9025

Жыл бұрын

What video?

@sweatyrie-rie5241

Жыл бұрын

@@foxyjack9025 not in a video, in real life

Demonstrated here: The only right and natural response to every glass floor, ever.

@rhyscallinan4402

3 жыл бұрын

Also bad for those in dresses

@Abyss4933

3 жыл бұрын

@@rhyscallinan4402 very bad

@andrewcoon3807

3 жыл бұрын

I went a a cruise and they had a glass floor outside that went off the side of the ship with the ocean directly under. I couldn’t even put one foot one it 👎🏻

@rhyscallinan4402

3 жыл бұрын

@@linkkraft3358 yeah. All it takes is a single crack and everyone falls.

@rhyscallinan4402

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewcoon3807 I wouldn't even step on the boat. Sure if it breaks the boat won't sink but he'll no would I be anywhere near the ocean. That said, at least there's water underneath to catch you. In a building high above the ground that shit breaks, you're gonna fall to your death

“That chopper is as high as I am!” I can’t stop laughing at that line Lol

@xolhex9220

3 жыл бұрын

Im so High i could fly

@gonk1244

3 жыл бұрын

nothing is as high as i, also please send help its cold and i dont know where i am.

@spudreviewsmedia

3 жыл бұрын

Why?

@goddessoflesbians1153

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I just got it after like 20 minutes

@kiwifighter5224

3 жыл бұрын

9:35 i cant stop laughing

Everybody: Hitman is all about stealth. Sean: NO WITNESSES!

@parafaust6201

3 жыл бұрын

If everyone is dead then there are no witnesses

@dhirentevatia

3 жыл бұрын

@@parafaust6201 You just blew my mind.

Jack: "I must hit men" First person he hits is a woman. . . . .

@Sub-Atomic

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't really hit her tho

@humoroushydra5881

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sub-Atomic he meant his first target

@Sub-Atomic

3 жыл бұрын

@@humoroushydra5881 his first targets were both Men. The woman he attacked, he didn't hit, he just subdued her.

@humoroushydra5881

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sub-Atomic yes, I’ve played Hitman 2. I know that. Sean presumed she was the key target to KILL his target.

@Phantom_Shiba

3 жыл бұрын

I have failed. My life is pointless

"How do rich, fancy people talk?" They _don't_ -- they have _people_ for that.

@smeipalmu5970

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@monobiteme6014

3 жыл бұрын

Woooow

@perfectionist.

3 жыл бұрын

@@smeipalmu5970 ok.

@karolisgapsys8443

3 жыл бұрын

Nice one

@Apple-uk1pj

3 жыл бұрын

😂

I was confused as to why he was freaking out at the beginning but then I remembered Sean has a fear of heights lol

@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult

3 жыл бұрын

correction: a CHRONIC fear of heights. and i also feel nauseous when im at any height

@Ashley80005

3 жыл бұрын

I have a fear of heights, but it’s not as bad as him.

@Slambot-iw9po

3 жыл бұрын

*jack

@jureigeeksoutoccasionally

3 жыл бұрын

@@Slambot-iw9po no, his name is Seán. Jack is just a nickname

@lexmcdufflepants4332

3 жыл бұрын

*flashbacks to The Last of Us II*

"Can you see it?" "Can you smell it?" My God I almost died laughing XD

Nobody: Not even a single soul: Jack: The connoisseur's drink CHAM-PAGAN

He doesn’t just hit the men, but the women and children too

@pingusbingus

3 жыл бұрын

bruh moment

@BrentBridgeman

3 жыл бұрын

Nice Star Wars reference.

@bamers404

3 жыл бұрын

AH MAN OF CULTURE

@jerfer.

3 жыл бұрын

He also hates sand

@trolltips4973

3 жыл бұрын

Hit men hit women hit kids

Jack when he kills someone with a throwing knife: Laughs Jack when he is high up: "ew ew gross"

@Killswitch1411

3 жыл бұрын

I walked out the room and came back and seen it happen, I through it was a scissors he throw at his head lol

@yellowant4011

3 жыл бұрын

reasonable reaction

@nuryanialaydrus7964

3 жыл бұрын

Why is Jack saying ew ew gross when he's high up of course he has a phobia of heights

@sycaccino8533

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuryanialaydrus7964 bruh

"47,Make sure to do the mission quick and silently." Sean: haha kill people go *brrrrrrr*

Guy: leave it to the pros Jack: are you sure about that

Game: _Stealth is an option_ Jack: *NO WITNESSES*

@liamtaylor5122

2 жыл бұрын

when he said that i thought of noreiga from black ops 2 campaign if you remember when he says that

@darlenebuck9912

2 жыл бұрын

hitman Jack kills people with a news paper,muffins and a fish.

@TinyDeskEngineer

2 жыл бұрын

It's still stealthy if nobody lives to tell the tale

@kat-pk4fb

2 жыл бұрын

But he lives

@dominicmorin8077

Жыл бұрын

@@TinyDeskEngineer but 47 is still alive

Security: "you've done your part, now leave it to the pros" **Dies**

@nidhisuresh6964

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

“Can’t prove nothing if they all dead” - Nagisa 50% off

@matthewdoherty803

2 жыл бұрын

When big brain plays kick in

12:32 "now leave it to the pros,what are you,some kinda-"DED.

Jack: a man who isn’t fond of heights First level of Hitman: HEIGHTS

@BearBrother

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilnass6891 one of my favorite videos from back in the day

Jack: This could be anybody's drink, I don't wanna poison just anybody! Also Jack: *goes on to kill just anybody*

@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult

3 жыл бұрын

sry but i had to keep the likes as is ;)

@marella154

3 жыл бұрын

@@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult I respect that

@rmanolila5235

3 жыл бұрын

NO WITNESSES

@zackthewolf8898

3 жыл бұрын

Not just anybody EVERYBODY

@mannynoneya7143

3 жыл бұрын

@@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult this joke will never work, yet every body always does it. NO ONE KNOWS THE NUMBER YOUR TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE THE LIKES UPDATE EVERY COUPLE MINUTES

It feels good seeing Sean play stealth games the same way I do. Just plow through and hope for the best.

13:56 "DON'T EVEN THIN-" **sword in head**

averyone: You are without a doubt the worst assassin I have ever heard of. Jack: Ah, but you have heard of me.

@emptylnms5393

3 жыл бұрын

Little do they know he is Patty Fitz Patrick

@onglogman

3 жыл бұрын

he really is bad lol

@pancakelover5680

3 жыл бұрын

Averyone excluding u knows how to spell everyone

@DinorexDRago

3 жыл бұрын

An assassin that is well known has definitely blown their cover. Or is just really good and has a calling card

@kat-pk4fb

2 жыл бұрын

@@DinorexDRago then im a murder in a game

Game: Stealth is optional Jack: I cant be noticed if theres no one to notice.

@wikidclownchris

3 жыл бұрын

That’s usually how it goes

@perhapsawhitemale8144

3 жыл бұрын

Just wait till he finds Sasha.

Jack: "Guys, it's all gone wrong!" *A Few Seconds Later* Also Jack: "This is going really well." lol ^_^

Who's here after hearing the terrible news that Sean's dad has passed? I'm so sorry for him and everyone needs to leave him alone and wait for him to return when he wants

@AJ-ub2qj

3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering why he wasn't up loading i thought he was taking ankthee small break im so sorry for that has to be hard I hope he takes as much time as he needs

@blockbenji691

3 жыл бұрын

He should take as long as he needs

@xxdarkkingxx7913

3 жыл бұрын

Probably everyone

@robloxiscancer3343

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly I don’t know why he’s acting like nothing happened

Jack is a Barracuda, he is attracted to shiny things and reflections.

@donaldfromtiktok6424

3 жыл бұрын

And he killed Nemo’s mom

@cobrazrt6006

3 жыл бұрын

but less deadly

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

3 жыл бұрын

Or a Magpie

@evankelly9346

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@13_cmi

3 жыл бұрын

I love shiny stuff. And smooth surfaces too. It's weird.

Jack is the embodiment of when the game says “stealth is optional”

@RobKaper

3 жыл бұрын

It does weaken the game though if you rush to the end with guns blazing and scissors flying. But I understand why he plays like this, going through the motions to complete challenges or doing a suit only, silent assassin run would be a very slow-paced stream or video.

@perhapsawhitemale8144

3 жыл бұрын

@@RobKaper Bro just enjoy it. Jack is sooo stealthy.

@tahitiandfaith1962

3 жыл бұрын

You haven’t met RTGame or CallMeKevin have you?

@Liamzilla4777

3 жыл бұрын

eh, more like "stealth was never an option"

@makeouthill666_

3 жыл бұрын

Well you haven’t met Xqc I take😂😂😂

8:28 the way that locker door slammed shut 😆

5:56 security guy: looking good! jack: Thanks! You too! i love this-

"Like candy from a baby!" He said after he killed an unnecessary amount of people.

@5geeseinabucket

3 жыл бұрын

If you don’t go on a killing spree in hitman, are you even playing hitman

@TrueRandomPlayer

3 жыл бұрын

Bah, unnecessary, bleshmisary.

@poppa8814

3 жыл бұрын

im sure jack likes killing babies, why wouldn't he?

@technoraver99

3 жыл бұрын

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

@InktheImpassive

3 жыл бұрын

@@technoraver99 no one gives a shit.

*video starts* Me: "wait for it..." Sean: "LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS BABY" Me: "There it is"

@Kyx368

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I gain from this comment? Current :4,999 awesome people!😂 You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!

@nismahsalamah8072

3 жыл бұрын

I literally thought the same thingg😂😂

I was cleaning my room and when he went “ewww ewwww disgusting” I turned around looked at my computer and yelled leave me alone I know I’m gross then realized what was going on

"LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS" -Jacksepticeye

The agent guy: *coming up with a plan to carefully kill the targets* Jack: *going on a murder spree and making a big scene*

@sufficientphrase7769

3 жыл бұрын

At least there were no witnesses.

@TalentedTiger

3 жыл бұрын

Master of drama.

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

There's no *Jackieboi Man* to save the day Plot twist *Agent 47* is *Jackieboi Man* 😮

No one: Absolutely no one: Bystander: "Can you smell it? I had BEANS, and I think they were off. Sorry."

@hippiecreation

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@franticpanda2008

3 жыл бұрын

CRYING

@Iexcon

3 жыл бұрын

I thought this was a serious game until this moment

@ThePieFairy91

3 жыл бұрын

100% what I'm going to start saying to people ignoring social distancing to be all up on me while standing in line at Target.

@jahanarahgraham8003

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he had put it in and I was so confused 💀😭😭

no one literally no one: jack when scaling a building: *looks at reflection*

I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.

Game: Stealth is optional Jack: Yeets everything throwable Also Jack: Kills target in front of crowd

@isdisgudnam

3 жыл бұрын

Stealth was an option. But peace wasn't.

@alexplaysminc.-.5922

3 жыл бұрын

@@isdisgudnam Peace was never an option.

@Sh1roNekoshi

3 жыл бұрын

Yolo, right? I just cringed at myself

@RU_HKR

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexplaysminc.-.5922 Yeah we got it XD

@alexplaysminc.-.5922

3 жыл бұрын

@@RU_HKR lmao yea I don't even know why I commented that hahaha

Game: *has internet problems* Jack: imma do what’s called a pro gamer move

@jaxsondav9546

3 жыл бұрын

*leaves computer*

@atpray

3 жыл бұрын

Turn off wifi

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

Because his is a Irish pro gamer Jack:😎

@zenovia1004

3 жыл бұрын

Destroyed the whole entire set up 👍

@Kyx368

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I gain from this comment? Current :4,996 awesome people!😂 You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

I’m sorry but that “ you didn’t even see me vent I was in electrical doing wires” had my dying bruh 😭

Jack: God I’m so stealthy! **Also Jack**: *throws a guard off a balcony*

Jack having a mental breakdown for 10 minutes and almost dies Also Jack: “Like candy from a baby”

@jasperandersson753

3 жыл бұрын

Makes one wonder what kind of babies he steals candy from...

@spiritnsultanyt7250

3 жыл бұрын

A baby with a gun.

@eidolicpearl

2 жыл бұрын

@@spiritnsultanyt7250 that’s a baby with a gun

Jack: picks up screwdriver The guy he’s going to *hit* : why do hear boss music?

@wisemysticaltree5376

3 жыл бұрын

Correction:Why do i hear Giorno's theme.

@loafland2098

3 жыл бұрын

@@wisemysticaltree5376 giornos theme played with drills

@Kyx368

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I gain from this comment? Current :4,996 awesome people!😂 You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

“I just hit men” *law and order theme plays*

9:35 for one of the best Jack quotes yet

"We Have A Man Punching People Left And Right" Jack Holding A Sword, Hammer, Knife, Rifle, Camera, Pistol, Crowbar

@Mrarmybarmy

3 жыл бұрын

I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :( It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ? I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks 🙏

@catenjoyer76

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mrarmybarmy no

@isaamaandaa

3 жыл бұрын

i see he's a man of weapons.

@pixxlated_

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mrarmybarmy you're literally asking for subs

@ashleyr6809

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mrarmybarmy you say that you're not begging for subs but you pretty much well are. Dont beg. If your channel is flopping, then that means you're not meant to be a youtuber.

“It’s a game about hitting men” Later in the video...” Hitting women and children too” I will live by these two inspiring quotes

@daneezy1793

3 жыл бұрын

@SHOOTER GAMER I gotchu

@alexwolfplush7523

3 жыл бұрын

ikr LMAOOO

@k3nfr0st39

3 жыл бұрын

And then proceeds to hit one 🤣

@Hawishh

3 жыл бұрын

@SHOOTER GAMER 1,2k? You arleady have 5k. 1 and 2 is less than 5.

@wut2697

3 жыл бұрын

"But not just the men but the women and the children too they were like sand bag and i hit them like sand bag i HATE THEM !!" I had to 😅

4:40 There's a floor 6 ft. below them that could crack and kill them. But there's also a hitman 6 ft. behind them that could crack and kill them.

jack pls man we are all here for you hope you are ok fly high to your dad man 😓

Security: "Now leave it to the pros!" Jack: *SHARPENS SCISSORS WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*

@MalakSmalak

3 жыл бұрын

i fucking died laughing holy shit

@loki4807

Жыл бұрын

Me: *creates mistletoe dart with murderous intent*

Jack: *"LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS BABY!!!!!!"* Me: "HE SAID THE THING, HE SAID THE THING!!!"

@Frost_ILY

3 жыл бұрын

H did indeed say the thing

@susubatukka

3 жыл бұрын

And im going to leave the video watching there

@Excel-erate-

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone*

4:44 "ew ew ew, why are you guys standing there freely......you know below you is death right?" LMAOOOOOOOOO

1:10 I love how sean giving 47 motivational pep talks in the mirror has been a thing since the 1st hitman episode on the channel. Some things never change

“I must Hit Men..” Jack realizing that he’s a man himself: What have I done..

@poppa8814

3 жыл бұрын

Unless...

@lucidhighway4403

3 жыл бұрын

@Lambb Chobb Trans Jack Trans Jack

@that1dude704

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucidhighway4403 cursed but not sexually

@samuraiboi2735

3 жыл бұрын

Dont worry he is a man of culture

@charlieworley3

3 жыл бұрын

Too much power....

Hitman: It's obviously a stealth game Jacksepticeye's gameplay:

@coldheart1c327

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly an assassin shouldn’t be known

@coldheart1c327

3 жыл бұрын

Shit... wrong comment...

8:14 bro i actually got scared i thought I was about to see something lol.

“I don’t wanna poison just anybody” kills an entire town in hitman 2.. 😂

Soldier: "I've found an unconscious soldier, the one who did this must be highly skilled..!" Jack: " *HAMMER OF HIDING!* "

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

"HAMMER TIME" 🤣

Game: Kill your targets Jack: *how about I kill everyone instead?*

@lilithium4183

3 жыл бұрын

There wont be people to notice if there is nobody to notice.

@Kyx368

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I gain from this comment? Current :4,996 awesome people!😂 You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

@person_lk5738

3 жыл бұрын

ahhh yes... that one ghost town, I remember that episode.

@geraldlomena7495

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilithium4183 it's there's nobody to notice if there aren't people to notice

10:00 is that the Brand New PS5?

at 3:53 made me laugh so hard

Military personnel: *Let the pro handle this* Jack: *HOW THE TURN TABLES*

@pixxlated_

3 жыл бұрын

@SHOOTER GAMER your mom doesn't care about your content.

@wenis378

3 жыл бұрын

mmm yes how the turn tables

@gesmazenska2311

3 жыл бұрын

@SHOOTER GAMER i got you

@ohsirjamesthealmighty1370

3 жыл бұрын

It took me a second to realize what was wrong with this, lol.

@theangryhat7113

3 жыл бұрын

oh how the turn have tables

We can't call him an assassin anymore He's a mass muderer-

@mari-wf2jx

3 жыл бұрын

Murderrrrr

"And God i'm so stealthy" Proceeds to chuck a guard off a ledge in the fking living room

I can imagen Jack being a hit man and flirting with the girl and saying "would you like some of this fantastic shampagen"

Jack when he sees a new game “THOSE REFLECTIONS”

@perhapsawhitemale8144

3 жыл бұрын

DAMN BOI

@makii4772

3 жыл бұрын

you gotta appreciate those graphics

@goosegod9414

3 жыл бұрын

DEM SHADOWS

everyone: YES HITMAN GAMEPLAY Jack: LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS

@Deadpool-gq2ks

3 жыл бұрын

Those were good reflections

@ionvop

3 жыл бұрын

ngl those reflections were pretty poggers

@NukeRadius

3 жыл бұрын

"THERE WERE NO RAY TRACING"

@bimmybeutron3729

3 жыл бұрын

the only way to rate games. no raytracing vs raytracing

3:26 Intorverts on their last straw

Although I've seen this video before, I felt compelled to revisit it today. The winter blues had a real tough hold on me, and I mean REAL tough, and it's finally starting to ebb off some, but even so I had a tough day today. Lots of anxiety and all that fun jazz. Two minutes into this video, and I'm already starting to feel myself relax. Thanks for keeping us company through your videos Sean, it means more than you know.

"I'm about to make peoples lives disappear" - Jacksepticeye

@Kyx368

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I gain from this comment? Current :4,999 awesome people!😂 You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!

@the_unwantedreaper2711

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kyx368 Please no, if you want subs just go make content that people can enjoy.

@MAC-xl5dn

3 жыл бұрын

HE'S A MAGICIAN

@okarifox

3 жыл бұрын

TA-DA! And... they're gone.

"If there's no witnesses, it's stealth." I think Sean is the perfect example for that.

@MendingHeartsProductions

Жыл бұрын

Russian stealth, lol

@braydeslaurier5960

Жыл бұрын

I believe that's called "heavy stealth"

“I don’t want to poison just anybody” Later “If I somehow manage to plant C4 in the roof of this...”

2019 Jack: *Hires hitman to kill people he hates* 2021 Jack: *Becomes the hitman*

@Numfussle

3 жыл бұрын

my hitman fingers are tingling

@turtlesandwich77

3 жыл бұрын

Illdoitmyself.gif

@Kyx368

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I gain from this comment? Current :4,996 awesome people!😂 You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

Standing on a glass at high places Normal people: Scary, creepy, jumpy Jack: disgusting

This is always how all of my hitman missions go.

1:17 is the best place to put a LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS

"You've done your part, now leave it to the pros." *Dies immediately*

@bman0

3 жыл бұрын

No witnesses

Hit man “it’s about hitting man” Ong I wish teachers can explain things as easy as you😭

@jordanisle6128

3 жыл бұрын

Bro me 2🤣

@sarahhughes3726

3 жыл бұрын

KZreadRRRRR😃

@backendking210

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahhughes3726 ????

@beepbeep3463

3 жыл бұрын

Teachers: Hitman: a person who uses their left or right hand to deliver a blow with an increased amount of speed/pressure to a person of the male gender/sex

@Kilo_Maybe

3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully your teachers used to be indian youtubers

“Is professional just normal difficulty?” - Sean

So sad to hear about your dad Jack

Jack: kills people with scissors My brain: Genocide Jack

@ChickChuck

3 жыл бұрын

Very Epic Danganronpa reference 😎👍

@meap200

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, just yes

@RespawnJupiter

3 жыл бұрын

All thats left is to sneeze

@facade11663

3 жыл бұрын

Quick someone call Bakuya

@1nkwels

3 жыл бұрын

I agree 😩

Game: gives two targets Jack: nah we killing everyone lol

@efanwilder7423

3 жыл бұрын

true

Most people see stealth as "there are no bodies to be found" as they're so good at hiding them. Sean sees stealth as "there is no one to find the bodies" since he killed everyone with newspaper.

My favorite thing is falling asleep to jacksepticeye because you pass out from how much you were laughing it’s the perfect cure for insomnia 👌

“I’m not only a hit man, I’m a magician as well. Watch, I’m about to make people’s lives...disappear 😀✨” Some psychotic energy but I’m here for it

"It's like when you sh*t your pants and it goes all over the floor, then you try to mop it up with a towel, but you're just spreading it around." -Jacksepticeye 2021

@turtlesandwich77

3 жыл бұрын

I haven’t reached the context for this yet but idk if I want to

@Kyx368

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I gain from this comment? Current :4,996 awesome people!😂 You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

@mikejameson7678

3 жыл бұрын

r/suspiciouslyspecific

@ianmiller6040

3 жыл бұрын

That was...oddly specific. Jack, you got something you want to tell us?

I'm really sorry for your loss cant imagine what your going through. Stay Strong Sean

security guy: “lookin good” jack: “thank youuu, you too look at that snazzy outfit”

He couldn't hire enough hitmen in BitLife, so he became one instead

@mexikanecfilda

3 жыл бұрын

Bell of good comment

@HoV326

3 жыл бұрын

Sean: "Fine. I'll do it myself."

@Kyx368

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I gain from this comment? Current :4,996 awesome people!😂 You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

@mexikanecfilda

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kyx368 zero

@spacecoffee5878

3 жыл бұрын

@@mexikanecfilda alongside some tasty dislikes.

Jack throwing shit at people yelling "NO WITNESSES!" is the best thing of my whole day today 😂😂😂

@failedfairytales22

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@SuperIntenseGamer

3 жыл бұрын

It's just like the good old days .

Agend 47 is a top notch hitman, which means that he's very good at killing the target and not being found Meanwhike Jack's Agent 47: YOU GET AN EGG, YOU GET A SWORD YOU DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING

"I must hit men." *turns around* "Hey cutie." "wtf"