🚨 THE FIRETEAM 🚨 Amy - bit.ly/2XQF5UI Travel Danielle - bit.ly/3iwhMaO Datto - bit.ly/2PIbjNL

@isulaseneviratne3042

3 жыл бұрын

But where is Amy smh my head

@Pejin8264

3 жыл бұрын

Hello my meme lord

@rushbiskit

3 жыл бұрын

why are there 4 people in your fireteam wait, that's illegal!

@BIGNOGS6

3 жыл бұрын

Never thought I'd see the day I'm a higher power level than jez

@jacobsmith3330

3 жыл бұрын

Yesn't

Jez isnt actually losing hair, its just moving to his arms

@keza_9301

3 жыл бұрын

More fur for the fur burgers

@iiotto6237

3 жыл бұрын

But only the forearms

@ballsdeep6912

3 жыл бұрын

It’s migrating

@therichbarbecue340

3 жыл бұрын

It’s moving south for the summer

@sukaikitsune

2 жыл бұрын

So hairy Arms...

Datto is the biggest dad. He literally adopted you.

@roflstompin

3 жыл бұрын

petition for datto to rename his channel to "Dad-o"

@ONYXG9000

3 жыл бұрын

We should just start nicknaming him lmao

9:22 Amy is a single mum, who looks after 3 cringe streamers

@ridhwanahmed4276

3 жыл бұрын

Mahir Abdulla LMAO YESSSSS

“Living with Daddy Datto in a nutshell”

@user-nw2hq4kg8h

3 жыл бұрын

xD

@josefzalusky7307

3 жыл бұрын

"Today, my literal dad left his dishes out on the counter, only for my wife to clean them up, not sure if I like where this is going but also I'm into it, le-mayo." "As I was basking in my deepest depression, and by that I mean streaming, I bore witness to the cry of an exotic bird. Just kidding, it's the woman I live with. Not my wife, but the other one. Again, not sure I like where this is going, but also I'm into it."

@matthewschonberg2666

3 жыл бұрын

Daddo

@poggersquirrel583

3 жыл бұрын

Child Of God le-mayo

"Jez complains about desynced frames one more time" walks in one day to see Datto standing on his desk. Datto: "I told you this would happen."

@Razor73x

3 жыл бұрын

As he’s having some Taco Bell in his mouth

Datto: Lawful neutral Danielle: Chaotic good Jez: Chaotic neutral Amy: neutral good. If u disagree ur wrong

@hambonepng1152

3 жыл бұрын

Jez is chaotic evil

@ForestFairy

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Daniel is also Chaotic Neutral and it's not because she is not a good person but rather that her chaotic leniency is so damn high.

@rileybeckham560

3 жыл бұрын

That is shockingly accurate...

@ballsdeep6912

3 жыл бұрын

Jez is Chaotic Evil and Amy is Lawful Good

@secretx5187

3 жыл бұрын

@@ballsdeep6912 you forgot one thing my friend, lawful good cannot physically breath in a last word proxy of jez therfore amy is indeed neutral good

“if it isn’t my 97% male audience” KILLED me

@screaming6799

3 жыл бұрын

@HydraCorex uh what

@dillonclifford5812

3 жыл бұрын

You know the 3% females are hell a simping for him and probably only played destiny once and NGL, can't blame em

@pcrassen4975

3 жыл бұрын

@@dillonclifford5812 If you're not simping for Jez, what are you even doing with your life

@dillonclifford5812

3 жыл бұрын

@@pcrassen4975 there is nothing else you can do

@vee488

3 жыл бұрын

as a gay female with a girlfriend i can confirm i play destiny 2 literally ever day and do not simp for jez

When Amy cleaned the kitchen, did she count the spoons Danielle leaves around?

@KillahBee001

3 жыл бұрын

I love how Datto immediately went into a spoon rant when he could like he’d been waiting for the right moment

Jez: “well well well, if it isn’t my 97% male audience” me, a woman, who’s a part of the 3% female audience: 👁 👄 👁

@Azrael_Equinox

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@user-nw2hq4kg8h

3 жыл бұрын

:D

@j.a.terlato2461

3 жыл бұрын

was literally about to comment the same thing, petition for jez to do an ad targeted towards us next time lol

@EnvisionedBlindness

3 жыл бұрын

Probably shouldnt say that in a comment section filled with prick teenagers and basement dwellers lol

@polo2132

3 жыл бұрын

@@EnvisionedBlindness I found the white knight whos a white knight for literally zero reason

The fact that the random police officer in Datto’s town knows who he is is crazy

@joeseffg8378

3 жыл бұрын

That whole anecdote was so sweet. :D

I like how your "dust bin" is much better than my PC lmaooo

@prexxu5701

3 жыл бұрын

I run destiny on 70 frames 💀

@fwkhrome

3 жыл бұрын

Ethan Schultz 60 is enough tbh, you’re already doubling console lmao

@drpootis866

3 жыл бұрын

malachi my windows 8.2 compuper runs roblox at 25fps....imagine d2 in that thing

@fwkhrome

3 жыл бұрын

Altay Ünal probably wouldn’t even be able to open it lmaoo

@fafo867

3 жыл бұрын

it is 3 times better than mine at least

Petition to force jez to make his destiny username to “Datto’s child”

@seamusmurray3436

3 жыл бұрын

I’d sign

@sommikosume3577

3 жыл бұрын

Sign

@fwkhrome

3 жыл бұрын

signed

@Azrael_Equinox

3 жыл бұрын

Every comment is a signature

@TheSplashArmyy

3 жыл бұрын

Signed

wait wait wait, thats gotta be a joke.. memer and streamer in one house?

@natalieribble2967

3 жыл бұрын

we need a petition to rename this video meme stream team

It's the full Optimal Family Amy - The Muscle | The Tidier | The Voice of Reason Datto - The Strategy | The Pasta | Omega Lamborgini Owner Danielle - The D*ck Jokes | The Laughter-er | The Squealer The Jez - The Meme Lord | Streamer Boi | Lost In Mansion Boi

@Ediblebomb

3 жыл бұрын

Jez the Boi Boi

@107frenchy

3 жыл бұрын

datto has a lamborghini??? holy moly

“I will drop a fat one on your desk” Datto - final last words

The house alignment so far: Jez: Chaotic Good Amby: Neutral Good Datto: Lawful Good Daknee-elle: Chaotic Neutral

Datto targeting the desk. That is how you get things done.

Does Hush know your cheating on him? 😂

@goldengreenie9672

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, Datto is Jez’s dad, so Hush is still dating Jez

@adamlangenbahn8531

3 жыл бұрын

So then he basically moved back into his dad’s place then? Nice.

@incrediblyangryemoji4613

3 жыл бұрын

Adam Langenbahn the rent must have been too expensive

@nothing3830

3 жыл бұрын

So why did Datto kiss jez hmmmm

@IsfetSolaris

2 жыл бұрын

Well this didn't age well.

Papa Jez and Daddo in one house? That’s pretty PogChamp

@kzundorf9779

3 жыл бұрын

My king datto of optimal DPS and sir jez, the titan slyer

@DarkDisc1

3 жыл бұрын

@@kzundorf9779 "Slayer of all Titans"

@ballsdeep6912

3 жыл бұрын

Dj DarkDisc and also Optimal Boy

"With the size of this forehead, I cannot afford to lose any ground."

@FightingMango

3 жыл бұрын

Literally the best hair loss commercial I have seen in my life by a long shot

Jez desperate for content - "Imma just move in with Datto & Danielle real quick"

Datto is Jez's dad bc he adopted him lol. Also hi jez love you

@maybeharold

3 жыл бұрын

That’s got a well known intro 24/7 then

If my girlfriend doesn’t treat me like Daniel treats Datto I’m leaving life for three years

@littlebiglsteele4158

3 жыл бұрын

My man datto is a gentleman though. He didnt do nothing to get with her.

@josefzalusky7307

3 жыл бұрын

You will most likely develop tinnitus of every form.

@josefzalusky7307

3 жыл бұрын

@Cathal Roe Technicalities

It's nice seeing dattos actual personality and that he's fun. His videos are super informative but 'dry'. Your's informative yet hella funny 1 fan ? Dang my sons relatively generic machine has 7 fans.

'Well well well if it isn't my 97% male audience' bit of a SAUSAGEGFEST IMO

Love you jezzy❤ HOPE YOURE DOING WELL IN THE OPTIMAL GAMING HOUSE!!! LOVE THE VIDEOOO OMGG Im watching the video for the 3rd time. And its making so happy, thanks jez honestly. U make me smile with every tweet, stream and video. Thanks❤

@Th3Jez

3 жыл бұрын

appreciate you Sarah!

@sarahgloria8792

3 жыл бұрын

@Th3Jez Of course you effing cutiee

I love the energy of this group so this is the best news for me. TBH I stopped playing D2 over a year ago but I keep checking in on you guys because I love this energy. Your love for what you do is what I come back here for. Keep making us laugh!

The perfect crossover doesn’t exi-

This is literally one of your funniest videos you should do more of them

I thought this was another “I’m live” video lmao.

"if it isn't my 97% male audience" me: *is a woman* oh

@ChanCassiMeowMix

3 жыл бұрын

Mooooooood

@BarackObama592

3 жыл бұрын

You’re part of the three percent then. Feel special

@vee488

3 жыл бұрын

im part of 3% as well

wait I just realized jez puts those little stand by cuts for the adds. how long have i not noticed that? you ask? probably about a year

The heroes we need in these troubling times.

Danielle has the best laugh of all time.

Amy's 4 word assessment on diarrhea- "Not a good time"

I just realized how much goddamn hair this man has in his arms

@qweatere1573

3 жыл бұрын

*IN*

@twistedVoices64

3 жыл бұрын

You should see his legs

To be fair I was expecting A "Solstice of memes" video I'm surprised

@filwilliamson9149

3 жыл бұрын

Solstices of memes won’t be coming out till Beyond Light is out.

"97% male audience" mfw i find myself in the minority for the first time ever

Oh god the thumbnail expresses so many emotions

6:33 Daniel was so proud, lol

Legend has it the 15th Wish is actually inside Jeb's PC somewhere.

Danielles laugh is hilarious!

Love this, would love to see more like this

i hope to be walking around seattle and see u.

@maxjm8880

3 жыл бұрын

@Lehmmi honestly same

@maxjm8880

3 жыл бұрын

But I've also met him irl he's so chill so is Danielle

Jez man I love you and your content, it always makes my day

Woah this is crazy news I wonder where I could have heard this crazy news before

I just love how all 4 roommates all give off a similar vibe, or that they all have a very sarcastic sense of humor.

The OPTIMAL FAMILY CONTENT

Best content ever tbh. Keep up the comedy gold

dude honestly I fucking love how danielle is literally beside u when ur doing work... like I watched Mr fruit podcast with u in it and it was so funny when danielle literally just randomly rages at her valorant game.

fourth time watching the video to appreciate danielles laughs even more...and the memes never end...quality content

Yay a new jez video !?👌🏼. Also solstice in a nutshell 😏😋??

Feels good to have seen literally all of these clips live

jez needs to do more kinda of vlog type videos 10/10 i like it already

Gotta say datto is very monotone and cool, love his smartass.

Came for the game play stayed for the penny cutting- still my favorite stream moment ever

OMEGA LOL'D all the way LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you Jez for the content

4:21 I really thought he was gonna offer to help you with the pc and that completely took me off guard 😂

This is just what I needed in my life right now

This dynamic is literally perfect

Putting the ad at the end is really respectable man.

The set up looks great

Jez I love you man, your the best Destiny KZreadr no 🧢

When your pc sounds like an airplane when you load it up

Started the video with no volume, best but of jez content I've seen since...... Fr tho loved the video dad's

im ready for the content that will be on CRACK with datto in the general vicinity of th3jez

I'm glad KZread re-recommended this video again. This is always a funny video.

Love you Jez

God damn it y does this video have to end, the whole video was just a vibe

The thumbnail photo is amazing haha

Datto just needs to make a shirt now that is a desk with a steaming pile on it. LOL Love the killer command center, when I saw you on the GG over EZ podcast and you described it, I was like O.O

yaaaaaay I’ve wanted this to happen for a while

Who else was there during stream and is now SO happy that it’s a video

What a great way to start the video

Those 4 are just fucking AMAZING together pogs

For your setup, you should have a dual pc build in one case. I've seen those pop up recently and I think that will highly benefit you.

The ad at the end has no impact on me but I watched it anyway

If jez ever has to do a hairtransplantation thank god ya boi got some on stock

This just popped up in my feed. After a pretty short day in the office, this was really enjoyable. Thank you weirdo youtube algorithm.

Finally another upload!

Finally a new video!!!!

This is the ultimate crossover of 2020.

Jez will just be in the background on Dattos next world first stream, smackin his lips eating cereal

Best collab the collabiest collab of all collabs

Great vid

Hey congrats man!

travel danielle's laugh has big chaotic energy

I think this may just be the greatest piece of content ever

You reminds me so much of my friends in my own fire team. It made me laugh so much

That Catra laugh from fucking nowhere is why I will like the video.

Datto judging your setup it's such a dad move. I love it~

I think the 4 of you in videos are going to keep me alive. Damn.

Jez getting up to some "Shenanigans" with Dad

This is one hell of a group 😂✌🏻🤍

Haha ive been listening and watching that Danielle cackle all day in y’all’s videos. Fuckin hilarious

The mad lad did it

The dustbin is still in service to this day. That’s insane

I think the best part is when Datto said “There’s drama in this house,are we breaking up”

troubleshooting aint no joke