"Is it fair to say, that garlic is just tiny bananas?" Datto: *Visibly concerned*

@Arclite02

3 жыл бұрын

Just for a second, you could see him re-evaluating SO MANY life choices, there...

@lucasfall4791

2 жыл бұрын

He than continues to be ignored while he describes why

@duo1666

2 жыл бұрын

I was so hoping he was going to eat one like a banana.

“You do not vibe chemistry, you’ll end up with the Manhattan project” “What does that mean”

@SirPerfectful

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr?! That's what happens when you vibe with physics, vibing with chemistry is how you end up with chlorine gas.

@j.a.i.6626

3 жыл бұрын

@@SirPerfectful nah g vibin w chemistry = covid in china

@Always_Nat_1

3 жыл бұрын

@@j.a.i.6626 that's more biology

@SirPerfectful

3 жыл бұрын

@@j.a.i.6626 You don't know what the three main distinctions in science are. Just leave it.

@miguelmarcos1971

Жыл бұрын

@@SirPerfectful or other carcinogenic chemicals :D

"What temperature do you cook chicken" "I don't know what temperature is a frying pan?"... The brainpower between these two is tremendous. Truly a sight to behold.

@pcrassen4975

2 жыл бұрын

they are the definition of "there's one braincell between us and it's always with Datto"

@charlottewilliams2465

2 жыл бұрын

I'm with Jez on this one there is no temperature to cook chicken

@TheMrMayo

Жыл бұрын

The times I've died rewatching this is about as astounding as their friendship.

Bungie overestimated our ability to cook

@Penguinman2.0

3 жыл бұрын

What roll are you

@b4dd1x

3 жыл бұрын

@@Penguinman2.0 threat detector surrounded maybe

@RumiHereFr

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@ERROR-uc1ws

2 жыл бұрын

@@RumiHereFr are you the same person as the @mountaintop ?

@RumiHereFr

2 жыл бұрын

@@ERROR-uc1ws I wish,man should be an exotic

I can literally only see this going perfectly

@prospectorgrenadelauncher4483

3 жыл бұрын

By perfectly you mean horribly😂👀

@Lynch2507

3 жыл бұрын

I read that as the video opened with datto losing a nail, perfection

Big fan of Datto fucking slamming down what looks like a whiskey on the rocks before they've even finished filming the intro.

@averagefirstcurseenjoyer5684

3 жыл бұрын

He’s drinking amaretto. No idea what he’s mixing it with though

@katunu6030

3 жыл бұрын

@@averagefirstcurseenjoyer5684 saliva he will just spit in it

@js-ik6gt

3 жыл бұрын

Amaretto sour?

@averagefirstcurseenjoyer5684

3 жыл бұрын

@@js-ik6gt no clue all i’ve ever drank it with is ginger ale.

@OMackattackO

3 жыл бұрын

Desaronno

Now for the main course, “ Ghaul’s Gouda cheese.“

@sebastianlindo6310

3 жыл бұрын

Can we make this real?

@thingything4004

3 жыл бұрын

*Gary

@galacticastrodust3673

3 жыл бұрын

@@thingything4004 Something beginning with a g

@CloudFowest

3 жыл бұрын

gouda is the cabal word for toe

Videos like this prove conclusively these four don't need Destiny in any way, shape or form to make exceptional content. :-D I love it.

@ethany.2981

3 жыл бұрын

If they didn't have Destiny, they wouldn't have a recipe to make on stream, therefore they do in fact need Destiny

@HGWeegee

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethany.2981 Datto at least does other things, especially with Mr. Fruit, so Datto is pretty free to do whatever, Je5 on the other hand, unfortunately, would lose a lot of viewers on non Destiny related videos

@RiFF4711

3 жыл бұрын

I would 1000% pay a monthly subscription to a 24/7 camera stream of these 4. Basically “The Real World: Gamer Edition”.

@nora_kopit

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Ive all but quit destiny at this point but these guys still make me cackle

@RedShadowOfSaturn

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethany.2981 It was a cooking video where .001% of it was a book involving a videogame which LOOSELY references "noodles, egg and chicken in a bowl." You literally could've edited any mention of Destiny and the cookbook out and outside of funny bit at the end where Jez asks the author about padding the content of the book, and TRVL burning him... Basically the same video. 👍

i imagine cayde-6 watching this and be like, "Is this what happens in the hot ramen shops, oh, wait, no?, its just our guardians trying to make it?, oh, well, theyre doing a great job I guess"

@ifoldyougo6517

3 жыл бұрын

if only he were still here

@Lushen_Lu

3 жыл бұрын

“It’s gonna go well…not…maybe”

@RumiHereFr

3 жыл бұрын

If your the last word What was the first word?🤔

@Naofumi-Iwatani

3 жыл бұрын

@@RumiHereFr it was a curse word

@leolionheart3982

3 жыл бұрын

@@Naofumi-Iwatani bruh it was the First Curse

Jezz: What is being cooked? Datto: My ass. Me: So we don't need to salt it then?

@josefzalusky7307

3 жыл бұрын

You clever bastard.

@stupidthefish1979

2 жыл бұрын

Damn

The cookbook, sunsetter of meals raid boss

@iamhippo2521

3 жыл бұрын

there are 3 other guns here

@Ja.floppa

3 жыл бұрын

We meet again

@HexOnTheBeat

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ja.floppa meat*

@worldlinezero4783

3 жыл бұрын

Greetings Dominus

So Datto has to guide him through things outside of destiny too huh

@JustAreru

3 жыл бұрын

Well tbf Datto is literaly the smart kid.

@DrakeMeed

3 жыл бұрын

Got em

@Rai0711

3 жыл бұрын

Even the English language in some cases

@juanramirez7522

3 жыл бұрын

He’s his dad after all XD.

@pcrassen4975

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustAreru It's really accurate though lol. Datto is that one friend who knows everything and you have no clue where he learns it from and also everything he touches he's good at lol. It's simultaneously scary and impressive and I wish he could lend a few braincells to me from time to time ngl

This entire video is just Datto trying his best to cook while Jez runs around like a goblin asking questions that make Datto question his entire fount of knowledge.

@Gutssssss666

2 жыл бұрын

It’s so wholesome I love it

Optimal DPS (Datto's Pasta Sauce)

@bezerkplayer7221

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭

@Boogsbro

2 жыл бұрын

i love this

If we know anything from their time in Destiny, this can only be so calm before it just becomes chaotic.

Welcome to a father teaching his son life lessons, disaronno for the father is very much a nessesity for what is to come

@trevanminnig3499

3 жыл бұрын

The only problem I see with it, is that he is drinking alcohol. I drink alcohol, too, it’s just upsetting that he’s drinking whiskey, and I have to be at work right now, so I can’t have a drink.

@XOInitiationXO

3 жыл бұрын

That looked a bit more like disaronno than whiskey

@ianpeeters1293

3 жыл бұрын

That's a Disaronno sour my guy. Otherwise, wholeheartedly agree

@varanusp9143

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianpeeters1293 oh you right, didn’t know that!

@trevanminnig3499

3 жыл бұрын

@@XOInitiationXO @Ian Peeters thank you both, my “whiskey vault” will now be having a new addition, once I find some, if at all possible.

The chemistry between this gang is incredible.

I miss this household everyone had such wholesome and hilarious relationships.

@arxidiax2arxidiax276

3 жыл бұрын

Miss it like want to see more or miss it like it doesn’t exist anymore?

@hailfastcorexxx

3 жыл бұрын

@@arxidiax2arxidiax276 both!

@arxidiax2arxidiax276

3 жыл бұрын

@@hailfastcorexxx oh no, did they move out?

@hailfastcorexxx

3 жыл бұрын

@@arxidiax2arxidiax276 yeah at the end of last year I think. They’re both back in aus now

@erichall090909

3 жыл бұрын

@Breakneck that and America is a shit show.

"Clean as you go." Lol literally what my wife tells my every time.

Lmao, Amy’s face in the thumbnail is pure gold

Amy and Danielle shouting "clean as you go" is a vibe.

I love that Jez and Dattos interactions are basically: Jez: asks innocent question Datto: immediate sassy reply lol

That is indeed a man who has HealthCare.

I'd love to see tipsy Datto argue with elitist Datto

Jez: how would you describe my cooking ability Amy: "aight ima head out"

you know datto knows how to cook, he's gotten the mid-process drink down

This is almost literally an IRL version of Overcooked.

So my girlfriend and I got the Destiny cook books for Christmas last year and some of the recipies are fucking awesome and have become staples in our regular rotation of dishes

@doctordisco5814

3 жыл бұрын

is there a vex milkshake?

@M4GG0TK1NG

3 жыл бұрын

@@doctordisco5814 there is a vex inspired drink but it's not a milkshake, i wanna say its like a grasshopper maybe idk its been a while since i looked through it

@am_002

3 жыл бұрын

@@M4GG0TK1NG wtf

@M4GG0TK1NG

3 жыл бұрын

@@am_002 what?

@PrismaticGeyserr

2 жыл бұрын

@@am_002 A grasshopper in this case refers to a drink, not the insect.

Dattos stream room says collage student His kitchen says rich boy

Jez’s wife is a 10/10 give her more screen time

@KoshykaYharon.K.I

2 жыл бұрын

Are you backseat simping?

@sonoftanavast1197

2 жыл бұрын

Him landing a woman like that gives me much hope

@tragedy8382

2 жыл бұрын

@@sonoftanavast1197 i mean Jez is funny as fuck.

@Ceelker

Жыл бұрын

@@sonoftanavast1197 They were childhood friends

"Don't be careful for me, I'LL be careful for me." that's an American right there

“Jez is a large child”-Chat

I loved watching this. It’s so wholesome, and it makes me miss living with my friends. I maybe moving into one of my friends houses in another state I met through destiny and we’re just like Datto, and Jez

"you dont vibe chemistry, you end up with the manhatten project" -Einstein, probably

Jez gives off such himbo energy in this I can’t-

@shootingstar0312

2 жыл бұрын

this comment needs to be higher up

This definitely gonna have some chaotic energy

The wild and chaotic energy of this group Is what I live for.

Holy hell here we go.

The next book should be all baked goods and be called "Destiny: The Bake'n King"

Danielle dancing while eating is literally a vibe. Hooray for folks who get so excited that they do the happy hungry dance.

Yeah I don’t know how to apply “Shooting stuff and using magic” to “make food”

8:07 "You do not vibe chemistry, you end up with the Manhattan Project." Dark humor and i love it!

I live for Datto's absolute level of sass.

I love how this has the same energy as them when there raiding

I always have loved Jez’s terminology and spunkiness. “A very drippy boi. The chicken is drippy.” “Do you want me to aggressively sprinkle the seasoning onto it?”

I knew it was going to be good when Chef Datto started the video by holding a drink.

Note to self: if ever offered chicken by Jez, immediately decline out of fear of food poisoning.

Every time datto has a knife and is next to jez it looks like he thinking of different ways to use the knife for harm

11:35 jez plays Destiny to make his wife happy.

Oh yh i forget about this exotic quest. Cheers for the in-depth guide!

I own this IRL and the tower potato stacks are absolutely scrumptious

Jez: *Eats nothing but sweets* Metabolism: Gotcha mate

Hot take: Jez for MasterChef. Would watch.

@RedShadowOfSaturn

3 жыл бұрын

Jez 1v1ing Gordon Ramsay, you love to see it.

The daily life is some of my favorite content now. Y'all are great together! Can't wait for the eventual Trav/Dat Aussie tour.

Datto: “Cooking is about feeling.” Also Datto: “What is the exact internal temperature you cook chicken to?”

This is genuinely the best thing i have watched all year

That true/false loophole question had me rolling laughing

6:21 Datto does Dinner throws some punches lmao, great video

I would watch a full series of this

Honestly, watching Jez try to cook gives me so much more confidence in my cooking abilities, glad master chef Datto was here to guide u.

I have been waiting for this!! FINALLY!!

This just sounds like datto guiding jez through a raid for the 375th time

People meme around with the Destiny Cookbook a lot, but all jokes aside most everything in that book is friggin' GOOD. Like restaurant-quality GOOD. Except Coldheart and Avgolemono, because nothing needs that much avacado and lemon.

plz do more like this jez this is my fav of ur vids

this video gives me so much life and it was LOVELY. thank you for making this

I get so happy when I see another Jez video

Content from literally a year ago? We're still here for it.

I love how energetic jez is. He’s just fiddling every time he’s not doing something and looking away and back

Luv your vids hope you make it to 20mil I love in joying your vids almost all my family has covid including me

Jez and Datto just bounce off each other. I love it!

Jez did this as well as he remembers mechanics for boss fights needing to reminded constantly

bruhhhhh I remember watching this on stream months ago. I was dying of laughter the whole time and I’m so glad I get to laugh at it again because dad blessed us with content

Jez being an overgrown child that doesn't know anything and Datto being done with his shit is such a mood and I love them

God I love this group of people so much more than I should lmao, more of this please

i get this vid in my recommended every once in a blu moon and i watch it everytime

I love how jez is trying to lighten the mood, and Datto is just "BAKING IS AN EXACT SCIENCE!""

Literally the best video I've seen of yours, even above the Nutshell videos

The Aerosmith/Beatles refrence flew over everyone. Datto said a lyric from come together. He said “Come together right now, over me.”

Datto and Jez have the greatest chemistry on camera I have ever seen in any capacity. A movie staring just them would be a comedic masterpieces.

I'm sure this video is great but I watched it after a shift and I'm dead inside. Keep up the good work 👍

Datto's noodle rant is a BIG feel. Sad we won't get more content like this.

when Datto talked about smashing garlic I knew he knew what he was doing, 100% accurate.

Datto and Jez are literally my personalities as people, living and cooking food together.

I'm sad that we're not going to get more of these. This was gold.

@jimmyd9552

2 жыл бұрын

BATAN

Cooking Spicy Ramen KWTD, quick run going for sub 1h & 30ms, *cheesing* (hehe) last encounter

This was an awesome video

That stream was fucking Hilarious. Awesome to see it as a video now

12:23 the way he delivers that line makes it sound lika someone in a school play

Omg! Lol! I love cooking so this pained me to my core and felt Datto's struggle. But this was entertaining and I love it. Very well done Jez, you get two claps out of ten. 👏👏

This whole vid is a vibe.

This is amazing thank you much

datto drinking the, whatever it is (Whisky, Bourbon... feel like he's a Bourbon man) with his pinky up is a VIBE

When datto was behind jez dude straight up waiting for the reach around from datto

Dude the half the video was Datto flipping Jez of and I loved it 😂👌

This video was amazing 😂😂

Jez: Looks confused when looking between leeks and scallions Me: Jez, it's simple, the leek is a very girthy boi

OMG YES I WANTED THIS VIDEO!!!

I didn't know this is the video I needed in my life

Datto’s mood throughout this video is amazing

I loved watching this, it was very humbling and hilarious to watch 😂♥️