“Texas already took over whatever state that was” is the most accurate statement that could be made by a Brit in regards to Oklahoma.

@lomiification

19 күн бұрын

Hmm. Was the trail of tears a Texas driven thing?

@Johnneo1119

19 күн бұрын

@@lomiification No it has nothing to do with Texas, it was the president at the time Andrew Jackson and the 1830 Congress. Congress passed the Indian Removal Act. The act authorized the president to exchange Indian lands within existing state borders for lands west of the Mississippi. the president sent in the Army who forcefully relocated natives from Tennessee and Alabama to Oklahoma, Arkansas and Missouri. which is where Indian reservations stand to this day.

@a_disgruntled_snail

18 күн бұрын

Oklahoma is just north Texas anyways.

@user-je1kz9xc8r

18 күн бұрын

@@a_disgruntled_snail please no the Oklahomans will hear you and they will get Joe exotic to come get you.

@a_disgruntled_snail

18 күн бұрын

@@user-je1kz9xc8r i am an okie and joe exotic doesn’t scare me.

I see RCE truly took the British way of "hands off" by declaring hands off only to instantly go hands on.

@spunkytheskunky

20 күн бұрын

He meant everyone else's hand off XD

@roadracing22

18 күн бұрын

Surprised he didn’t try to conquer the Middle East.

Sad Northern Irish noises, he chose GB not UK

@2dmanHelp

20 күн бұрын

Your wish us now 🇮🇪

@domowomo2125

20 күн бұрын

What does that mean​@@2dmanHelp

@pogmeistergeneral941

20 күн бұрын

@@domowomo2125northern ireland is part of the uk, the republic of Ireland is not, theyve been separate since the 1920s, hes saying that northern ireland is with the republic of ireland now as in the video great britain (the uk minus northern ireland) was moved to the coast of america, and northern ireland was left behind

@caesarsalad77

20 күн бұрын

We can file that with the sad Alaska and sad Hawaii noises since they only use the contiguous 48 United States.

@blocoes2757

20 күн бұрын

mhm

As an American watching this...I am enjoying this far more than I should. Edit after watching: So...Texas took over everything, except Wyoming - which is pretty much just Texas - but slightly further north. Accurate.

@ChrisOsberg

20 күн бұрын

Is it though? 🤔

@mattjones416

20 күн бұрын

Yes Texas with lots of snow

@michaelplowman8674

20 күн бұрын

Just imagine if Little European Texas was involved.

@Zordlistair

20 күн бұрын

If all the states decided to do a battle royal, Texas would probably do what it did in the video. Take all the states north to decide the country in half and then just expand outwards

@Cake_RL

20 күн бұрын

This was more fun and more accurate than I thought it would be.

Love how he says GB doesnt have the technology to get across and makes a bridge right next to the boat in the water from the dock on GB

@pbsixgun6

20 күн бұрын

I think those are fishing boats though.

"Every single state" The entirety of New England....

@Nightenstaff

20 күн бұрын

West Virginia was there in name only -- it doesn't even border North Carolina.

@singingrazors

20 күн бұрын

lmao, I saw that too, plus Alaska and Hawaii

@ImmortalAbsol

20 күн бұрын

Not the entirety, ⅓ of it is there 😅

@SupremeStitious

20 күн бұрын

@@singingrazors lol didn't even think about alaska and hawaii lmao

@SupremeStitious

20 күн бұрын

@@ImmortalAbsol trye lol

Britain looking like a very efficient shape today

@TheXak662

20 күн бұрын

I thought it looked like a guy sat on a toilet 😅

@devbella5223

19 күн бұрын

Came here for this… Matt loves drawing nobs

@user-sd5fg7it9j

19 күн бұрын

@@devbella5223inn

First point of unrealism - Florida Man would _never_ give up that easily. Second point of unrealism - I don't think North Carolinians would allow a Brit into their ranks after he had just tried to conquer them. Third point of unrealism - Texans don't have quite that thick of a drawl. Everything else, though...fairly on-point.

@dragongaming479

19 күн бұрын

florada scarres me good think im in new york

@TypeZeta2

19 күн бұрын

@@dragongaming479Florida scares all of us

@macgyveriii2818

19 күн бұрын

Not a thick drawl? Ever been to Texas? Or perhaps, never left.

@stevenjones2097

18 күн бұрын

Ohio would take over.

@ambergathings7160

18 күн бұрын

As a North Carolinian, I am unsure.

Im noticing a distinct lack of actual virginia. At first i thought we might have gotten taken out before matt looked at west virginia being taken out by north carolina, but i went back and we were never on the map. Truly the worst timeline.

@aldrea6506

15 күн бұрын

meh.. as an ex-Virginian, I'm ok with Virginia not being on the map. It gave the other states a fighting chance, because as much military is in VA irl, it would have been a completely different outcome, lol. That or they would just bomb the other states with pollen, either way would probably work.(I am soooo thankful to be away from the sea of pollen)

@jayyrod1

15 күн бұрын

He's missing a lot of the northeastern states. They were probably too small to draw anyway, rip Rhode Island.

That bridge earning it's score when all that Matt threw at it couldn't bring it down.

@YangGeometryDash

9 күн бұрын

That bridge is the Bridge

“Why is Texas so big” always was 😂

@legendarykingkian

19 күн бұрын

Try to take a road trip from Houston to Narrvare FL. Gives you a tru scale

@chelseyschultz9208

17 күн бұрын

No Alaska is

As a Kentuckian (yes that’s how you spell it) we are well known for horse racing, bourbon, obesity, and that sweet succulent fried chicken. Did you know that over 80% of all bourbon was produced in Kentucky?? Pretty cool right…Right??….

@ventsislavminev

19 күн бұрын

It's pretty much the chicken, mate.

@lomiification

19 күн бұрын

The test was made in bourbon or by bourbons, I assume?

@Obamas_Meme_Shack

19 күн бұрын

@@lomiification huh??

@YamiKitten

17 күн бұрын

Don't forget Corvettes!

@benjaminmorris4962

13 күн бұрын

Isn't bourbon defined as being made in Kentucky?

Fun fact, the first steel bridge was made in Missouri, the eads bridge over the Mississippi cennecting St.Louis to the west, thats why it has the gateway arch.

@cyborgjellyfish-

15 күн бұрын

Sorry mate, RCE said invented, not built. That means he's talking about Sir Henry Bessemer's patent in the 1850s. While we're talking about the Eads I'd also have to point out that Andrew Carnegie was born in Fife. So while the great and mighty James Eads might have the record, it was based on an English invention and built by a Scotsman. But hey, that's all water under the bridge... ... yes that whole thing was just a laboured effort to get that pun in. ;)

Insert "How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man" meme

they did florida dirty with that panhandle circumcision

@Cow_human

7 күн бұрын

it be looking a little... floppy?

It’s always funny hearing a british guy try to say arkansas, didn’t expect arkansauce though

@DaysofKnight

20 күн бұрын

Actually, he said "Arkansas'" because he added an 's to the end to indicate possession

@tartu2583

20 күн бұрын

Shouldn't it be Ar-kan-saw and Kan-saw, or Kan-sas and Ar-kan-sas?😃

@AliceErishech

20 күн бұрын

@@tartu2583 If I recall correctly, the etymology for Arkansas and Kansas are actually unrelated. Them being so similar in spelling is just a coincidence, albeit a really confusing one.

@agr_

19 күн бұрын

@@tartu2583arkansaw and Kansus

"he can't get sick, cause we invented medicine" 😂😂 love you Matt!

That bridge is so wonky, it must have been made by an architect.

I'm surprised my state lasted so long, R.I.P Colorado

@navad108

20 күн бұрын

We kept out of it till we were attacked.

@Nick-hi9gx

19 күн бұрын

We should have cut off their water supply. To Texas and Kentucky (after they took the whole Great Plains) especially. We have more than snowboard slopes Matt, we have THE WATER!

Why am I not surprised that Texas won

@PuzzledPsychic

20 күн бұрын

Don't mess with Texas

@markbailey5393

20 күн бұрын

I think it's all the inbreeding. Keeping that population high.

@johnsinglerr

20 күн бұрын

proud texan noises

@ramors4715

20 күн бұрын

Simple really. No brains only brawns. lmao

@georgesopko3965

20 күн бұрын

You spoiled it😢

Some of the state shapes are comically off

@garand70

19 күн бұрын

It's like whoever drew that US map did so from memory after seeing it once on a diner placemat as a child

@Daniel-cw8lg

17 күн бұрын

The UP isn't even in the right state

As a Texan, I can confirm that RCE's impression of us at the end is 100% accurate. Also I was way too happy to see Texas win.

@Bancheis

17 күн бұрын

"Why is Texas so big?" Because... everything is big in Texas.

@Grey_Duck

17 күн бұрын

Counterpoint: you were not nearly happy enough to see Texas win.

@CaptainFritz28

17 күн бұрын

@@Grey_Duck Dang, got me there.

Matt doing what a large number of politicians would like to happen

@xChikyx

20 күн бұрын

the end of USA? yes pleaseeee

@KoriNicole

20 күн бұрын

As a native Texan, I can confirm this is indeed the sentiment that has been going around for a while

@cavalieroutdoors6036

20 күн бұрын

@@KoriNicole I just ask that you guys wait until I can move down there to help the *right* state when it all kicks off.

@walkir2662

20 күн бұрын

Yup. Nigel Farage simulator.

Despite RCE meddling probably historically accurate that Texans would be this aggressive. Also, was that the RCE version of Brexit?

@jackson102881

20 күн бұрын

Aggressive? No no, Competent.

@xenon8928

19 күн бұрын

Considering they're the only US state to fight TWO wars for the right to own people as property, I agree.

Brits taking Georgia, whose name came from King George II of England, seems almost poetic

You’re saying Nevada wrong. As an ex resident of that shitty state I salute you!

during the bridge reveiw I noticed how britains populatrion grew from 30 to 102 and couldn't stop laughing.

Funny that the last bit of America you held on to was New England

They’re no longer the British Isles, they’re the British Peninsula.

Texas is omni man when he yelled "look at what they need for a fraction of your power" and honestly thats cannon

Matt: Okay, I'm not going to mess with this anymore. Matt: proceedes to me with it a LOT more

It is fitting that the greatest menace to the British is our texasbenders. They bend propane and propane accessories.

So as an American, what I took from this is even direct divine intervention can not lead Britain to victory over America. Seems legit! :D

As someone who has lived in Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa.. the only thing that surprised me was that Kansas and Missouri didn't have a go at each other.

@ScoobDrew

19 күн бұрын

Historically speaking, you'd really expect it. Kansas would win though and finally take ALL of KC

not every state was added. forgot hawaii and alaska

Wow. Who would've thought your genius tactic of doing absolutely nothing while watching your opponents take over everything wouldn't work?

I love how unbiased this experiment is

As an American none of this surprises me. This seems like the most realistic simulator ever.

Matt: goes on about KFC Also Matt: Why are there so many farmers in Kentucky?

"A couple [trees] up north" places trees in nottinghamshire

Me as a New Jersey kid being very 😢

Did Wisconsin annex the upper peninsula of Michigan?! (before the time even started that is)

These states are too peaceful….

I love watching a British person talk about the United States.

Historical irony in the first target for the British being the state named after King George II?

The borders dude😭 why does North Dakota have the northwest angle

It's like whoever drew that US map did so from memory after seeing it once on a diner placemat as a child

IRL if you tried this in real life and invaded the Southern States you would hear dueling banjos and immediately no longer exist no matter how large you're invading forces is the slim chance you have is by using nukes

GB in that location is gonna suffer hard come hurricane season..

You made "East Florida" .. lol

0:52 looks like somone sitting down sad, lonley (average brit moment) 😂

What song did you use in the bridge review

Matt English is my primary language “conqueror” that took me 10 minutes to figure out lmao so glad I not the only one that struggles with certain words

are you telling me texans learned how to survive temps below freezing?

@anitacrumbly

4 күн бұрын

lmao!!!

Matt is a Architect.

"Don't mess with Texas." 🤣

I love how New Great Britian was the original 13 colonies after taking Maine

11 minutes this feels illegal, Keep up the amazing work Matt!

As a Texan, this is an accurate rendition of how Texas takes over the US and allying with Wyoming. Matt’s Texas accent will grant him a seat at the engineering table. We need mega highways and superior drainage for the United State of Texas

As an Oregonion (probably also speak for the rest of the USA) I am offended that they made Idaho so big 🙄

Should have made it "fair" and Split GB as Scotland, Wales, and England, see who triumphs over that and then they can retake New England

That is a beautiful picture of Britain Matt, top work, fellow engineer here appreciates that👍

Omg, the British y'all at the end was adorable, also I believe Wyoming stayed safe cause there's absolutely nothing in Wyoming but emptiness, lol.

As a Wisconsinite, I totally approve of the ownership of the Upper Peninsula in the opening state of the map. Though I am sad about how quickly we were taken over by Minnesota.

3:29 it’s not nighttime it’s actually age of dark, you can disable it in the age settings, each age has their own buffs and/or debuffs 5:45 i love having little cute stone bridges in my custom maps made for videos, most of the time I just randomly mess around 9:31 nations I think can only declare war on like neighboring kingdoms

Scale-wise you're about 50% too small :)

As a Mississippian I for one am shocked at our roll over and die mentality.. love the content!

I love that Portland, Oregon made an appearance for its bridges.

Id say rerun but his time include the major mountains and rivers

Moving Great Brittle, impersonating spiff, sounds like you got a case of the coffees.

this was the most hands-on hands-off video i have ever seen

7:13 the ''sorry gray'' was towards gray, aka graystillplays

"these states are mostly just keeping to themselves" most accurate description of the Midwest possible

00:12 "every single state" *notices NE is not all there* (probably because it's too small/dense)

Matt the Conqueror switching to North Carolina, as their king?! 😂 That was very funny and interesting to watch!

@yanicwilms598

16 күн бұрын

I would welcome more of these kinds of videos

historically accurate

No way GB can win this, y'all tried once and we threw a big tea party for you for the effort.

@cavalieroutdoors6036

20 күн бұрын

They tried twice. Third time is the charm?

as an American THIS AMARICA IS MISSING ALASKA AND HAWAII

love how Indiana is called Indiana jones

It really would be Nevada against Texas in the end. Chaotic Evil against Lawful Evil and both sides would have more guns than all of the EU combined lol

I’m from North Carolina. So it makes me happy to watch our success!

We need more of this

It’s scary how accurate this is

Oh lord, he's engineering the US now!

You should do a review of all your bridge reviews.

Said with a southern drawl. "Seriously, enjoyed this Matt! You have a great day, y'all!!" 😊

Perhaps Great Britain invented steel bridges, perhaps not. I do not know. But I do know that the first ALL-steel bridge was built very near where I live, in Glasgow, Missouri. Look up the Glasgow Railroad Bridge. It was built in 1879 but rebuilt in 1900.

@gamingfrog1234

19 күн бұрын

Glasgowsin the Uk aswell why steal our names

@hihihirenx1513

18 күн бұрын

They're good names. Also the people naming them were sometimes European or at least of European heritage. No sense spending all that time coming up with new names when you already know lots of good ones.

As a proud citizen of North Carolina I find napalm slightly… unfair.

anyone else notice Bad Britian went from 30 to 106 with one edit, very interesting.

As a North Carolinian, I feel very proud that we "took over Britain"

What happened was Minnesota took over most of Michigan and lost the home state to Texas

This looks like a drunk geographer tried to draw the US from memory 😂

I love this game so much after my skibidi toilet tower defense video I plan on doing this game next with like a giant map with like 100 nations.

When you ran back to GB at the end and left some folks in New England... lol

2:53 - Pennsylvania. Nice!! :)

5:38 steel bridge is located in portland

Washington at the beggining was me when I don't understand

Kentucky was where the Colonel started selling his chicken... But the first KFC was in Utah

'Where is the intelligent one' * whilst moving his cursor over the 'short sighted' trait. I thought that was kind of funny :)

I mean, this is pretty accurate. It WOULD take divine intervention for any of this to happen, afterall.